"Whoops, the paperwork has already gone through the shredder! So sorry..." *cut to the actual Shredder from TMNT shredding said paperwork with his claws*
I like to imagine that the one boss who gave the guy a raise was had just been sitting for a while thinking "mess up already so I can fire you and hire you back"
They'd been going back and forth the past month trying to decide if they should just make something up or tell OP to do something stupid. That's my headcanon.
Dude, seriously! As a business owner myself I was getting heated and then "BOOM" curveball! OP's company has some ridiculous rules and their boss is a legend for exploiting that loophole. More bosses and managers should strive to be like that boss, rather than being corporate lackeys. Look out for your employees and they'll take care of your customers. The bottom line takes care of itself at that point.
Company in the second story: Has crappy policy that doesn't allow high school and college students to get a raise they deserve. Boss: I'm going to pull what you youngyins call a pro gamer move.
I was genuinely expecting the first story to go in the direction of “If you don’t like it, quit!” and then Karen going into full panic mode when all the staff quits on the spot.
Man, the story about the boss firing his employee for his car breaking down, I was ready to bash a skull in... Then it turns out he did it for the good of the employee and the rage subsided, what a good boss
Regarding the first story, I’m disabled (though not on Disability), and this angers me so much. When people like this manager are allowed to continue their “cost cutting measures”, they start to go after the clients. Disabled people, regardless of whether they have a job or get assistance from the government, have high costs in life (my medications alone cost around $200 a month after insurance). Many of us rely on non-profit services. OP sounds like the type of people we need in disability non-profits. I’m really thankful that the group collectively stood up to this manager, and the board backed them up.
@@rizkiramadhan9266 I have a disability but I’m don’t get SSDI (money from the government for being disabled). I have a full-time job, which people on SSDI don’t have because they can’t either physically or mentally.
It's surprising to hear how many companies/bosses try to "shake things up" and think that it'll be beneficial for everyone, when in fact, it's the complete opposite. It's better to understand to know what works, what doesn't, and what can be done to improve the work environment instead of making very blind drastic changes.
Imagine taking over a business over as a director, pissing off literally all of the staff, then getting removed and your ass kicked to the curb. All you had to do was listen to your staff, lady!
Boss: Corporate won't allow me to give you a raise. So I'm going the fire you then rehire you at a higher rate since you have experience. That's what you call a pro gamer move.
@Daddy didn't say if the vacation was restored ot not though. I've seen things like this happen. Corporate wants to get rid of something the employees like but don't want to sour their employees to a new manager. So they hire another manager they can control to make the crap changes they want. They then let that person go and then "find" a great replacement but fail to revert all the changes made by the crap manager.
Client: You forged my signature! I want free stuff! OP: I can prove you signed it. We have the GPS of you signing it, it matched your previous signature, and we have electronic proof that you reviewed the contract. Client: So what if I lied about you forging my signature? You can't cancel my contract! OP: Watch me, boomer
Rslash is the best part of my day when I'm stressed,want to have a good laugh,or even just when I'm having a breakdown.his voice is nice and I feel like l can just sit and listen to funny,weird,crazy,or just plain nice reddit posts without getting yelled at or being judged.thank you rslash and thank you yugo
I feel there’s a fair reason why out of most of the Reddit tubers craze that started roughly two to three years ago Rslash is the main one to still do these topics People actually like hearing him talk and his 2 cents. There are still others but the majority of them have fallen off or in cases like Illuminaughti, completely changed generes and content
About the boss and "firing" the employee, I bet this boss waited so long for the employee to do something wrong, so in the end, he just had to put some water in his car tank.
6:50 As someone who lives in Arizona, the school system here is disgusting and honestly terrible and I have a relative who's a teacher and they would honestly laugh at the school system here being called underrated
@@yasminthespiritsinger7704 Not really. The placings in my comment were entirely rectonumerological and non-representative of any particular real world placings.
@@BeefMeisterSupreme I agree i stopped watch rSlash for a few months after one of those videos. His channel got a lot better recently so i started watching again.
I feel those didn’t get many views compared to his topics he does now. Besides nice guys and girls are covered frequently in choosingbeggars as well so it’s not like they are 100% gone
the second story was not what I expected I totally expected the typical a-hole boss who screws op over and op gets a mc in that makes the boss beg for them to work and I'm happy it was different
6:46 yeah when I first heard this, I thought it was gonna be a "sucks to be you" situation, but he completely flipped the script and hired OP full time with a loophole in the CEOs rules.
My mom was on the phone with a friend when I was in high school, and this was a time before you could search for everything on Google. Think early 1990's. It was around Christmas, and my mom told the friend that the Midnight Mass was at twelve o' clock. She was reading this from a church bulletin. She hadn't lived it down since.
Yes like threatening someone to change the grade despite the fact that your son did not do a good job with the subject is exactly how you get good things
There needs to be more boss’s in the world like the one that fired then rehired OP so he could get a pay raise. And that makes that boss a legend in my book.
@6:45 After hearing some of these I'd say he's lucky! Some bosses would have used that "ploy" to have people agree to being fired, but not hire them as a "new employee" saying that would not be "ethical"-or something like that.
That last one reminds me when one day my, still wife back then, and I once went to some tourist attraction a couple of villages over. On the way over there, she kept on complaining about how I was apparently speeding, and bla bla bla, basically being an annoying af backseat driver. When we got there, I said fine, if you know it all sooo well, you can drive home. Couple of weeks later she got a ticket in the mail for speeding on the way home!!! You can imagine how sour her face turned, when I laughed so hard, my stomach literally hurt!!! Come to think of it, that might be one of the reasons she wanted to get divorced... Still, was worth it!! XD XD
The last story, yeah they aren't going to be booking hotels anymore. My bet is that they wind up buying a camper. I also bet that it'll be her idea and there will be an "agreement" to never mention that hotel again. Wives are never wrong, just less right than they could have been. And don't you dare mention it or somebody is getting hurt, badly.
That’s what my family ended up doing. Got tired of using gross hotels in some really sketchy places, and then ended up with a camper. It’s super nice and convenient and the Camper parks you can find have some really nice people.
NEVER book through Priceline! Never, ever, EVER! 3rd parties are the worst in general, but Priceline is the WORST of the worst. I work for a hotel myself, and I can confirm that they only send your money to the hotel about half the time. The other half, you end up getting double charged, and it's a huge hassle trying to get your money back. Always book through the hotel in advance, and check to see if they offer anything where they can honor the 3rd party rate. Some hotels have a form you can fill out that will allow them to honor the 3rd party rate, especially if you're booking in advance.
The last story, It kind of reminds me of the time my family almost stay at this terrible hotel but my mother decided not to and years later the hotel was on the first 48 for homicide
The first story is definitely a good example of dumb new bosses trying to over reach and make big changes that aren't needed to make a impression and as a inane power trip
Why can’t people think, “there is a reason this has worked out for so long, let me see why and how as to not upset the order here.” And instead go straight in into changing things.
My notification shows 1 me:it is must be a Rslash amitheahole. Notification starts playing jojo music Rslash :you fool It was i Rslash with another malicious compliance video
Is he serious? Is it ok for him to fire you? Wow. I would have said ok, then turned him down when he asks to hire me again. Telling him that I do not not appreciate being fired, so I would go elsewhere looking for work. Never mind, didn't see the rest before I wrote that. He is actually a good boss.
LOL yeah, like many, I was expecting the worst from the 'good' boss that called the employee back for being late. Glad to see that actual good bosses really do exist.
That 2nd story did *NOT* go the way I was expecting, and I was pleasantly surprised at how wholesome it was. Good bosses are so freaking rare nowadays. My own boss where I work happens to be one of these rare "good bosses" that actually care about his group and I count myself lucky every time I read these. He's almost 70 though, and will probably retire soon (he literally only works there "for fun" - his words) and it will honestly suck when he's gone.
That would be a hilarious way to fire someone for real. like Hey, i'm firing you so i can rehire you for more pay. "Omg that's great, thank you!" I'll send you the new contract tomorrow *2 days later* "Dude, where's my new contract?" Hmm? What new contract? ...Ooh that! yeah, i just wanted you out of the building without drama.
That first story just backs up my point of what I've been saying since my first job. Managers think they have the most power but no. Employees have the most power. Piss them off and your business is screwed.
200 hours of PTO to carry over?! You mean you get more than that?! That's 4 1/2 weeks. The utter horror of it all. That's more than I get for the year and can only carry over 40.
RE: the fire/hire story. In my active duty military career my unit was given a desperately import job to do between Christmas and New Years so a ship could sail January 2nd. My Commanding Officer submitted paperwork for a team award for the participating personnel. He could not approve it himself, and it didn’t count for promotions. It was denied. So, a bit of research found he could grant individual awards to the participating personnel that DID count towards promotion. That made a lot of people happy!
Me: slowly sips monster energy drink while watching video. Video: "She was a monster in every sense of the word" Me: Huh. I didn't know women could be energy drinks.
Client: "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CANCEL THE SERVICE SO QUICKLY!!"
OP: *"haha cancellation go brrr"*
"Whoops, the paperwork has already gone through the shredder! So sorry..."
*cut to the actual Shredder from TMNT shredding said paperwork with his claws*
@@jamesnorman9160
I was not expecting a TMNT reference but that right there gave me life
Haters: “*NOOOOOO* YOU CAN’T USE SO MANY BRRR JOKES!”
You: “*haha brrr joke go brrr*”
Client : Chidori
@@SoftKid123 lol 😆
I like to imagine that the one boss who gave the guy a raise was had just been sitting for a while thinking "mess up already so I can fire you and hire you back"
They'd been going back and forth the past month trying to decide if they should just make something up or tell OP to do something stupid. That's my headcanon.
Can you imagine being too good an employee to get a raise? That's a messed up system right there.
Sorry but in order to give you a raise I have to fire you
“The kid still got an F, a deserved F. I changed the grade on the toilet”
The toilet part is killing me
That boss that fired and rehired op really had me in the first half lol.
yeah...i thought he would fire op for being late...
good to know not all bosses are entitled...
Yup. Thought it was going the exact opposite way. Nice 180 OP. That's a good boss you got there.
Dude, seriously! As a business owner myself I was getting heated and then "BOOM" curveball! OP's company has some ridiculous rules and their boss is a legend for exploiting that loophole. More bosses and managers should strive to be like that boss, rather than being corporate lackeys. Look out for your employees and they'll take care of your customers. The bottom line takes care of itself at that point.
Same. I was expecting this guy to go full Karen, yet I was pleasantly surprised
The boss temporarily fired OP to beat the system.
I thought the car broke down story is about another stupid boss. Turns out to be wholesome boss instead.
I was coming to say this. I was starting to feel dread but then it was a great boss move and I just cheered
:)
Dude was playing 4D chess while you were playing 1D tic-tac-toe.
Oh, it's about a stupid boss, and the awesome boss the stupid boss is in charge of.
Seriously! I thought he was getting fired for being late that one time, as some companies do, but NOPE!
Company in the second story: Has crappy policy that doesn't allow high school and college students to get a raise they deserve.
Boss: I'm going to pull what you youngyins call a pro gamer move.
I love it. XD! I would love to have a boss like that one day.
That boss: Oh yeah
*This is big brain time*
@@victorroberts983 is guyv
Benevolent compliance.
@@reallyreal1057 Benevolent malicious compliance
I was genuinely expecting the first story to go in the direction of “If you don’t like it, quit!” and then Karen going into full panic mode when all the staff quits on the spot.
i would've loved that because she would've blamed them for "not liking her policies!"
Man, the story about the boss firing his employee for his car breaking down, I was ready to bash a skull in... Then it turns out he did it for the good of the employee and the rage subsided, what a good boss
Have you ever thought of attending anger management classes? Or maybe you just need to get laid. Just saying.
@@13BGunBunny I think it's just hyperbole.
You get so used to bad boss stories on reddit, I was expecting the worst.
@@13BGunBunny
I can't tell if you're being serious or not...
@@ImaNerdANDaGeek is that treatable?
Regarding the first story, I’m disabled (though not on Disability), and this angers me so much. When people like this manager are allowed to continue their “cost cutting measures”, they start to go after the clients. Disabled people, regardless of whether they have a job or get assistance from the government, have high costs in life (my medications alone cost around $200 a month after insurance). Many of us rely on non-profit services. OP sounds like the type of people we need in disability non-profits. I’m really thankful that the group collectively stood up to this manager, and the board backed them up.
Same I also have a disability and my insurance is a lot
If not for the V.A. I know I couldn't manage much more than a multi-vitamin.
Don’t know if it counts but I have epilepsy and this boss sucks man
I'm confused, are you or are you not disabled?
@@rizkiramadhan9266 I have a disability but I’m don’t get SSDI (money from the government for being disabled). I have a full-time job, which people on SSDI don’t have because they can’t either physically or mentally.
As they say, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”
It's surprising to hear how many companies/bosses try to "shake things up" and think that it'll be beneficial for everyone, when in fact, it's the complete opposite.
It's better to understand to know what works, what doesn't, and what can be done to improve the work environment instead of making very blind drastic changes.
So if Jeff Bezos breaks his leg don’t fix it
Hilariously, this is the exact advice that Nazi Germany tank production lines needed to hear.
@@antonyduhamel1166 "what do you mean bigger tanks that have under powered transmissions are a bad idea" Germany, circa 1943-1944
@@Xolivas1 you say that until your atm is still running Windows XP because "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"
Imagine taking over a business over as a director, pissing off literally all of the staff, then getting removed and your ass kicked to the curb. All you had to do was listen to your staff, lady!
Boss: Corporate won't allow me to give you a raise. So I'm going the fire you then rehire you at a higher rate since you have experience.
That's what you call a pro gamer move.
Seems like some sort of dupe glitch 😂
That a bug they will fix it in next update
OP’s boss firing OP just to rehire him with higher pay is a brilliant move to get around company policy to reward someone who really deserves it!
On the first story, were the vacation time rules restored? If not, that manager may have just been a scapegoat hire.
@Daddy didn't say if the vacation was restored ot not though. I've seen things like this happen. Corporate wants to get rid of something the employees like but don't want to sour their employees to a new manager. So they hire another manager they can control to make the crap changes they want. They then let that person go and then "find" a great replacement but fail to revert all the changes made by the crap manager.
@@MarkLLawrence that's sounds like a dystopian stuff.
And I believe it. Sounds like it's something very possible to happen
@@ReigoVassal It does happen, and it is hard to fight, not impossible though.
Client: You forged my signature! I want free stuff!
OP: I can prove you signed it. We have the GPS of you signing it, it matched your previous signature, and we have electronic proof that you reviewed the contract.
Client: So what if I lied about you forging my signature? You can't cancel my contract!
OP: Watch me, boomer
Rslash is the best part of my day when I'm stressed,want to have a good laugh,or even just when I'm having a breakdown.his voice is nice and I feel like l can just sit and listen to funny,weird,crazy,or just plain nice reddit posts without getting yelled at or being judged.thank you rslash and thank you yugo
Same
I feel there’s a fair reason why out of most of the Reddit tubers craze that started roughly two to three years ago Rslash is the main one to still do these topics
People actually like hearing him talk and his 2 cents. There are still others but the majority of them have fallen off or in cases like Illuminaughti, completely changed generes and content
Use spaces after commas
The one about the boss firing op had me in the first half not gonna lie
About the boss and "firing" the employee, I bet this boss waited so long for the employee to do something wrong, so in the end, he just had to put some water in his car tank.
6:50 As someone who lives in Arizona, the school system here is disgusting and honestly terrible and I have a relative who's a teacher and they would honestly laugh at the school system here being called underrated
Well, it could still be underrated: After all, it is underrating to think something is in the worst 5 when it is actually only the 9th worst.
@@chakatfirepaw Did you just kill a US state sir? XD
@@yasminthespiritsinger7704 Not really. The placings in my comment were entirely rectonumerological and non-representative of any particular real world placings.
@@chakatfirepaw I was making a "murdered by words" joke, my guy.
That’s not even a little bit true I’m in Nogales and I got good education. I could speak 4 language because of it heehee
I wish we could see the other subreddits like “nice guys vs nice girls” again. We haven’t see them in a long time.
I'd rather not see what happens when a person's social skills reach that level of degradation
@@BeefMeisterSupreme I agree i stopped watch rSlash for a few months after one of those videos. His channel got a lot better recently so i started watching again.
I feel those didn’t get many views compared to his topics he does now.
Besides nice guys and girls are covered frequently in choosingbeggars as well so it’s not like they are 100% gone
Good story to end with, give us a giggle rather than an annoyed “serves you right” type of feeling
Damn, I was totally expected OP of the car story to be fired by a terrible boss. Good to see the boss was a good one in the end.
"Play stupid games win stupid prizes"
-Op from the previous mal compliance vid
Yep I have heard that line many times
the second story was not what I expected I totally expected the typical a-hole boss who screws op over and op gets a mc in that makes the boss beg for them to work and I'm happy it was different
That story with the car breakdown was crazy. Had us in the first half. Not gonna lie.
6:46 yeah when I first heard this, I thought it was gonna be a "sucks to be you" situation, but he completely flipped the script and hired OP full time with a loophole in the CEOs rules.
6:45
Ahhh! The rare positive malicious compliance story!
Nice!
These stories are always nice to hear
The boss that re-hired that call center high schooler is awesome and I'm happy for the student. I wish more bosses were that great.
I love the story about the wife and husband booking the hotel, it's something those two will be laughing about for years.
The boss in the second story is a real one. I was not expecting that plot twist.
For the first story, I thought everyone would go to the office and ask about the time off.
Me too lol. Wouldve been funny
My mom was on the phone with a friend when I was in high school, and this was a time before you could search for everything on Google. Think early 1990's. It was around Christmas, and my mom told the friend that the Midnight Mass was at twelve o' clock. She was reading this from a church bulletin. She hadn't lived it down since.
Yes like threatening someone to change the grade despite the fact that your son did not do a good job with the subject is exactly how you get good things
There needs to be more boss’s in the world like the one that fired then rehired OP so he could get a pay raise. And that makes that boss a legend in my book.
Yay new r/slash. The problem I have is I've watched most all of them then I have to wait every morning to get a new one 🤣
lol
Sameeee too bad I'm to broke for his Patreon
Same 😅
Ahh, classic first world problems.
I wish I couldn't run out of rslash videos D:
I feel your pain.
So the guy fired and re goes at 25% increase. Good time to restore faith
Plot twist the sales rep actually did forge the signature
I'm glad the car story ended on such a high note. That's a cool-ass boss
@6:45 After hearing some of these I'd say he's lucky! Some bosses would have used that "ploy" to have people agree to being fired, but not hire them as a "new employee" saying that would not be "ethical"-or something like that.
wow, two months to make yourself fired is likely the fastest I've heard for a manager.
I wish I had a boss like that who himself is maliciously compliant with corporate!
Making my morning...better than coffee
That second story might be the first fully wholseome MalociousCompkiance story ive heard
Thanks you for these every morning, you make my office job more bearable . Watched you for year r/slash thank you so much
that 2nd story I thought OP is malicious compliant.
man I was wrong
The Inquisition approves of RSlash and encourages all Imperial citizens to watch.
Nothing like a fresh cup of r/ in the morning!
Nothing like a fresh cup of r/ right after getting off work
:)
Sometimes I read along. Why do you skip some of the information? Some of it explains what's going on in the story.
Damn. The rehire boss is amazing...
Story 2: I tought it would start bad for the person late, but this was awesome
6:15 bro that manager is a fucking GOAT
Boss: You're fired.
OP: :(
Boss: Okay, now you're hired at a higher pay rate.
OP: :)
That last one reminds me when one day my, still wife back then, and I once went to some tourist attraction a couple of villages over. On the way over there, she kept on complaining about how I was apparently speeding, and bla bla bla, basically being an annoying af backseat driver. When we got there, I said fine, if you know it all sooo well, you can drive home.
Couple of weeks later she got a ticket in the mail for speeding on the way home!!! You can imagine how sour her face turned, when I laughed so hard, my stomach literally hurt!!!
Come to think of it, that might be one of the reasons she wanted to get divorced...
Still, was worth it!! XD XD
Ah man, what a twist ending to that car break down story. Thought for sure that kid was going to get fired. What an awesome boss.
The firing-rehiring manager is fuckin geeenious 😂😂
6:21 : BEST boss in the world!
the story with the broken down car went way different than how i thought
“Are you accusing me of lying?”
“Yes” 🤣🤣🤣
I've worked with several nonprofits and most all of them went bad from "power" seekers.
Love the last couple! They are a great couple.
the firing/rehiring was completely unexpected
That firing then rehiring back story is so good. Wish more bosses are like that.
I expected that second story to go down a whole different road but that boss is absolutely amazing
The last story, yeah they aren't going to be booking hotels anymore. My bet is that they wind up buying a camper. I also bet that it'll be her idea and there will be an "agreement" to never mention that hotel again. Wives are never wrong, just less right than they could have been. And don't you dare mention it or somebody is getting hurt, badly.
That’s what my family ended up doing. Got tired of using gross hotels in some really sketchy places, and then ended up with a camper. It’s super nice and convenient and the Camper parks you can find have some really nice people.
NEVER book through Priceline! Never, ever, EVER! 3rd parties are the worst in general, but Priceline is the WORST of the worst. I work for a hotel myself, and I can confirm that they only send your money to the hotel about half the time. The other half, you end up getting double charged, and it's a huge hassle trying to get your money back. Always book through the hotel in advance, and check to see if they offer anything where they can honor the 3rd party rate. Some hotels have a form you can fill out that will allow them to honor the 3rd party rate, especially if you're booking in advance.
The “vindicated” thing on the last one just made me think of B99 Captain Holt’s “VindicaATIOOOOOOOOONNN!!!”
In the first story i was expecting dissapointed for the boss to be a butt. But pleasantly suprised to find out hes cool and very helpful
The last story, It kind of reminds me of the time my family almost stay at this terrible hotel but my mother decided not to and years later the hotel was on the first 48 for homicide
That last story... You take your family to a motel in an unsafe area where you know illegal acts are occurring.... that's not thrifty... that's cheap.
I was finally on time
Good job man.
:)
:)
Pog bro
The first story is definitely a good example of dumb new bosses trying to over reach and make big changes that aren't needed to make a impression and as a inane power trip
Aww, the last story was so wholesome. Really nice to go to bed on a sweet note :))
rslash makes the best content ever
0 dislikes is pog
now there's 2
@@chriscarpenter3370 damn
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@@theformer1337agent now there is 20
Some b****es gave 19 dislikes
2:01 amongsu
Why can’t people think, “there is a reason this has worked out for so long, let me see why and how as to not upset the order here.” And instead go straight in into changing things.
Ah, just the bedtime stories to get me ready to sleep
My notification shows 1
me:it is must be a Rslash amitheahole.
Notification starts playing jojo music
Rslash :you fool It was i Rslash with another malicious compliance video
Is he serious? Is it ok for him to fire you? Wow. I would have said ok, then turned him down when he asks to hire me again. Telling him that I do not not appreciate being fired, so I would go elsewhere looking for work. Never mind, didn't see the rest before I wrote that. He is actually a good boss.
Rslash really had me with the boss firing then rehiring his employee i was expecting MC from OP NOT OP's boss.
LOL yeah, like many, I was expecting the worst from the 'good' boss that called the employee back for being late. Glad to see that actual good bosses really do exist.
The second story was really wholesome.
That 2nd story did *NOT* go the way I was expecting, and I was pleasantly surprised at how wholesome it was. Good bosses are so freaking rare nowadays.
My own boss where I work happens to be one of these rare "good bosses" that actually care about his group and I count myself lucky every time I read these. He's almost 70 though, and will probably retire soon (he literally only works there "for fun" - his words) and it will honestly suck when he's gone.
2nd story is seriously heartwarming. What an awesome boss indeed.
That boss that fired and rehired: Fired but actually rehired
Just cause the kid is a pleasure to have in class doesn't mean he's good at algebra.
Literally as early as possible lol
Lmao
You can only be on time to a video never early
That is so sweet of that guy. But I wonder if he got scared OP would never mess up. >XD 6:15
Second story: An underground raise.
6:49 Give him an “F+”, I’ve heard that some countries in Europe actually have that grade, but I may have heard wrong.
That would be a hilarious way to fire someone for real. like
Hey, i'm firing you so i can rehire you for more pay.
"Omg that's great, thank you!"
I'll send you the new contract tomorrow
*2 days later*
"Dude, where's my new contract?"
Hmm? What new contract? ...Ooh that! yeah, i just wanted you out of the building without drama.
That first story just backs up my point of what I've been saying since my first job. Managers think they have the most power but no. Employees have the most power. Piss them off and your business is screwed.
200 hours of PTO to carry over?! You mean you get more than that?! That's 4 1/2 weeks. The utter horror of it all. That's more than I get for the year and can only carry over 40.
For the second story about the car breaking down, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie".
"She was a monster in any sense of the word"
Bruh what bout monsters from yu gi oh..... why you insulting the cards?
Not the waifus, anything but the waifu archetypes. Lol.
Dark magician deserves better ✊😤🎩
“Bulls***, we’re at school and this is my kid..” Mhmm.. that’s totally not obvious at all. 😒
It would be even better if the iPad took a picture *while* the contract was signed. It would be pretty hard to argue a selfie with stylus in hand.
RE: the fire/hire story. In my active duty military career my unit was given a desperately import job to do between Christmas and New Years so a ship could sail January 2nd. My Commanding Officer submitted paperwork for a team award for the participating personnel. He could not approve it himself, and it didn’t count for promotions. It was denied. So, a bit of research found he could grant individual awards to the participating personnel that DID count towards promotion. That made a lot of people happy!
Me: slowly sips monster energy drink while watching video. Video: "She was a monster in every sense of the word" Me: Huh. I didn't know women could be energy drinks.
It took me 25 minutes to watch a 16 minute video 😂 had to keep replaying certain parts because I don't listen the first time 🤭🤭😂🤣