“You are stupid so I’ll make myself clear, you are stupid” is one of my favorite lines from oblivion besides when a female argonian says “someone help assault! ASSSSSAAULT!”
Sucks that all the imperial guards lost their jobs when the Thalmor invaded. Good thing most of them were able to find jobs in Skyrim working as couriers.
By the way, about the meme guards... One evening while playing Oblivion, after another cheese dupping session, the frostcrag spire was filled with cheese, so I decided to sell it in the imperial city, when I went to the trading district, I noticed that the guard at this location ran to a nearby gate in gardens, then made a circle through the whole city to Talos Plaza, interestingly, from all areas they gathered a convoy of guards and left the city, passing the bridge, this horde of 16+/- nps went north on the circular road that around (I forgot proper name of this road) the city, then the east, where two guards was killed by a bear, and all the others ran further east, on the way I was robbed by a Khajit, and then burned by the local magicians in front of all the guards, but that's not the point. Further along the road led to the south, where a minotaur ran out of the hills near the forest and killed about 5 guards, I resurrected few through the console and they ran further to everyone, passing the ruins and the forest, this poor convoy got into an "ambush" of bandits, where a couple of guards died, but when everything was over they stood in one place for a few minutes and then ran again... The road led to the west where on the coast they met 3 wolves who tore the unfortunate guards apart and only 4 survived (they will be all dead without my help btw), after that they turned around and with a slow step, oh yes I forgot to say, they were running all this time, that is, their goal is a pack of wolves to the southeast of the main exit! But they decided to run around the entire circular road, lost almost the entire personnel guarding the city to a damn pack of wolves and then slowly go back! This journey took 20-30 minutes, my money and a promise that I would not use console in this run. Oh yeah and my game completely softlocked when Martin refuses to accept that he's already in Cloud Ruler Temple and waited from me to take him there
Breaking News: New policy in all of Cyradil, All guards must be equipped with functioning body cameras during on duty hours. Failure to comply will result in being fired..... out of a canon, into the sun.
You never would of been imprisoned if you had just rememebered to plant iron daggers and empty skooma bottles. Ipso facto use of deadly force authorized.
Just walking my dog and I am looking forward to watching this when I get home on the big screen. Only downside is only 12 minutes. I could watch a full hour ha ha
I have to say, at first I didnt like your Humour but now I cant get enough of it. Love every Video and they feel unique whilst having rewatch Value. Keep it up
@@insertusername9755 oh, good to know then. i usually just clear out a dungeon once and never enter again (mostly cuz most dungeons in oblivion are all the same)
“You are stupid so I’ll make myself clear, you are stupid” is one of my favorite lines from oblivion besides when a female argonian says “someone help assault! ASSSSSAAULT!”
It's the best! Too bad that guy.... overdosed :)
"I should be reading out your rights.. but you have NONE" a beautiful quote
Sucks that all the imperial guards lost their jobs when the Thalmor invaded. Good thing most of them were able to find jobs in Skyrim working as couriers.
lmao
The best guards Tamriel has ever seen.
By the way, about the meme guards... One evening while playing Oblivion, after another cheese dupping session, the frostcrag spire was filled with cheese, so I decided to sell it in the imperial city, when I went to the trading district, I noticed that the guard at this location ran to a nearby gate in gardens, then made a circle through the whole city to Talos Plaza, interestingly, from all areas they gathered a convoy of guards and left the city, passing the bridge, this horde of 16+/- nps went north on the circular road that around (I forgot proper name of this road) the city, then the east, where two guards was killed by a bear, and all the others ran further east, on the way I was robbed by a Khajit, and then burned by the local magicians in front of all the guards, but that's not the point. Further along the road led to the south, where a minotaur ran out of the hills near the forest and killed about 5 guards, I resurrected few through the console and they ran further to everyone, passing the ruins and the forest, this poor convoy got into an "ambush" of bandits, where a couple of guards died, but when everything was over they stood in one place for a few minutes and then ran again... The road led to the west where on the coast they met 3 wolves who tore the unfortunate guards apart and only 4 survived (they will be all dead without my help btw), after that they turned around and with a slow step, oh yes I forgot to say, they were running all this time, that is, their goal is a pack of wolves to the southeast of the main exit! But they decided to run around the entire circular road, lost almost the entire personnel guarding the city to a damn pack of wolves and then slowly go back! This journey took 20-30 minutes, my money and a promise that I would not use console in this run. Oh yeah and my game completely softlocked when Martin refuses to accept that he's already in Cloud Ruler Temple and waited from me to take him there
12:12 In reality the entire village is asleep and the voices you hear are all inside his head
That's deep
- Get out of here or I'll call the guards!
- Jokes on you, I AM the guard!
american police simulator
Take it back to the old days with Oblivion Cops. Ah the nostalgia
Savage
Damn, that's the joke I wanted to make lol
It actually should have been a quest line to be a guard though
Ikr
Poor S'rathad, just a scared Khajiit expressing his fears, and *Bam!* no more worries for S'rathad ever again
Modern problems require modern solutions.
*Dude wants to be an Oblivion Guard, but is actually a vigilante worse than Punisher*
These guys were criminals tho
@@ThatsCoolDude the worst kind
Swing sword first, ask questions never!
Breaking News: New policy in all of Cyradil, All guards must be equipped with functioning body cameras during on duty hours. Failure to comply will result in being fired..... out of a canon, into the sun.
That body cam would tell a lot of fun stories......
He's no longer the Hero of Kvatch, he's the Pink Guard
You never would of been imprisoned if you had just rememebered to plant iron daggers and empty skooma bottles. Ipso facto use of deadly force authorized.
Oh yeah, I can do that next time lol
RRRRRRUN AWAYYYY
Oh I totally wouldn't be a disaster as a guard 😂😂😂. And huge thanks for the video great job keep it up
There's an Oblivion guard in all of us
I love how you said we’ve been “ Breaking the Law lately “ like we haven’t been breaking the law ever since it came out 😭😭😭😭😭😭
:))))
Keep up the great work man, these videos are always great
Happy you like them!
That character actually looks terrifying in full plate armor
Ikr
Protecting the people of Cyrodiil from law and order.
We watch and wait...
*sword slap
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
So you're a guard, huh? Name every Redguard who's resisted arrest
Savage
3:01 man I was rolling laughing...he should've known better not to stop and ask and just leave it alone
Ikr
This would be so much better if half the world wasn’t unkillable
This man does not believe in Caturday 😢
Pink Adam Driver.
Just walking my dog and I am looking forward to watching this when I get home on the big screen. Only downside is only 12 minutes. I could watch a full hour ha ha
Enjoy!
So cool you got Sam Riegel to pose for the thumbnail
I have to say, at first I didnt like your Humour but now I cant get enough of it. Love every Video and they feel unique whilst having rewatch Value. Keep it up
Happy to hear friend!
bro turned off his bodycam 💀
9:09 HES WHAT?!
I love you truly
Fine evening.
Bravil is the best city for this.
I don't know how to make this request any simpler, but
DID YOU SEE A DOG OUT THERE?
Until next time.
awesome glad you did this.
I dont know if this was the goal of this video but could you make a "killing every (unique) NPC in skyrim/oblivion?" Video/series?
I should be reading out your rights but you have none "American police"
I love your vids so much cool dude. Hope you have a great day : )
Happy you like them!
Hoarder challenge?
It would be awesome if it was possible to burn down Greyland instead of just going in and killing the dealers. Way more fun i think
But, but my respawnable heavy armor farm place just nice and close to city merchants!
Sounds fun!
@@insertusername9755 wait they respawn?
@@zesticlesssss the single marauder does, and most of the boxes inside.
@@insertusername9755 oh, good to know then. i usually just clear out a dungeon once and never enter again (mostly cuz most dungeons in oblivion are all the same)
Lit content as always!
Happy you like it!
It would be cool if you do this in skyrim
Lessss gooooo new vid
Yes
so did i comment first
What could go wrong?
Right?
Could you please beat the game with spells
Water horse