Every Totino’s Ever - SNL

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  • @calbassas87
    @calbassas87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15269

    Vanessa really masters the whole “smiling but dead inside” acting. She’s pretty amazing lol

    • @boppob1343
      @boppob1343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      I miss her on the cast so much :(

    • @JasonNation72
      @JasonNation72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      +calbassas87 Nancy Pelosi does the "smiling but dead inside" bit very well too, and she's not even acting.

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I think it's just how dark of a brown her eyes are. She sure is cute though.

    • @gamerfreak820
      @gamerfreak820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BoppoB is she not part of the cast anymore?

    • @donsknots6510
      @donsknots6510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      reminds me of melania

  • @cgarciahfcu
    @cgarciahfcu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11587

    "What's your name?"
    "I've never had one"
    Brilliant writing.

    • @jaimhaas5170
      @jaimhaas5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah this has nothing on Frost or HDT.

    • @yousuckdicksplitloser6898
      @yousuckdicksplitloser6898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      No cause she was called Honey the whole time

    • @spearstrike211
      @spearstrike211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Monika Ciapala That has literally nothing to do with the joke, nor does it even make sense considering she just said she never had a name.

    • @shawndamccormick278
      @shawndamccormick278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is almost as good as the lesbian brokeback mountain from mad tv!

    • @BillyBob-hu7fy
      @BillyBob-hu7fy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@monika2745 dude he's right you aren't funny

  • @RmnGnzlz
    @RmnGnzlz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4006

    I never put together that the "I never had one" line wasnt just random, they never actually gave her a name in the first two sketches.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Sure they did. It's "Babe."

    • @foljs5858
      @foljs5858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "they never actually gave her a name in the first two sketches" Or in any of the ads they reference

    • @urwahuzair9019
      @urwahuzair9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you know that though?

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Her name is Babe.

    • @nanamama152
      @nanamama152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also, I think there weren't any football noises in the first sketch, which they played with in the second one

  • @KnuckleHunkybuck
    @KnuckleHunkybuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5407

    "Draw me like one of your hungry guys."

    • @whiteguy3685
      @whiteguy3685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Underrated

    • @ncommon3378
      @ncommon3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmaooooooooooo

    • @joefelice5062
      @joefelice5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      When she rubs the pizza roll on Kristen’s face...

    • @whatuwantmie8485
      @whatuwantmie8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my hunger guys. ( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ )

    • @Luminouscat9
      @Luminouscat9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's the Totinac

  • @emilybeaman379
    @emilybeaman379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    These skits combined are a real emotional roller coaster. Drama, horror, romance, activity packs, they tell a story that has it all.

    • @davidwalter2002
      @davidwalter2002 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They do, indeed, have everything. Everything her HUNGRY GUYS need for the BIG GAME!

  • @gabet3754
    @gabet3754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7969

    That last one never gets old. I still crack up when she speaks French.

    • @nanyafahkinbiznes1352
      @nanyafahkinbiznes1352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      She majored in communication and French

    • @rex-racer
      @rex-racer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Et toi. Tu es mon Totino.

    • @moemoney4288
      @moemoney4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @a te I'm sure they got a te by each other

    • @hazard2366
      @hazard2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      i was not expecting ANY of that the first time i watched it.

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I love the Totino dragging across Kristen's bare skin. Every detail of this sketch is perfect

  • @jelatinosa
    @jelatinosa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11031

    In the first skit we see her husband's friend Steven checking her out and taking an interest in her. She later goes on to divorce her first husband and marry Steven. In the last skit we see how Steven has fallen into the same habit of dismissing his wife. She then has an affair with his friend's sister.
    Hopefully Sabine never takes her for granted like her hungry guys did.

    • @babyvia6712
      @babyvia6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      elines acevedo no...Sabine will cherish her

    • @mjcaboose3479
      @mjcaboose3479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Idk, I’m pretty sure she’s in Hell

    • @cosuinofdeath
      @cosuinofdeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Take advantage she’s making totinos get a grip

    • @kelvarnsen1749
      @kelvarnsen1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      You must have some bitchin book report skills

    • @jelatinosa
      @jelatinosa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kelvarnsen1749 lol

  • @coley4581
    @coley4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4254

    "doesn't your wife wanna watch the game?"
    "nah she has an activity pack"
    *sticky hand intensifies*

    • @coley4581
      @coley4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kenjiyamashita9226 nope I phrased it just right :) I know what I did

  • @matthewscott1091
    @matthewscott1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    Notice that no more Totino’s sketches were made? *I have a theory.* After Sabine ignited that flame of passion inside of her she left her husband & now lives happily with Sabine (who’s independently wealthy). They spend all day drawing, painting, making love & of course, eating delicious Totino’s pizza rolls! 👍🏻

    • @gregoryeatroff8608
      @gregoryeatroff8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I like the way you think.

    • @amazingsupergirl7125
      @amazingsupergirl7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I fully believe in that. 🥰

    • @cbikle
      @cbikle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Vanessa Bayer was the lynchpin of that sketch and when she left the show, she pretty much took the sketch with her. It's also very likely that she wrote or co-wrote the Totinos sketches.

    • @nikacola7319
      @nikacola7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Some say her husband is still sitting on that couch, increasingly starved and wasting away, his voice cracking as he eeks out one final "Babe...more Totinos", before collapsing.
      In the background, we see a single postcard from Paris on the refrigerator slowly come into focus. It says: 'Au revoir, fucker".

    • @hf15123
      @hf15123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Someone needs to make a Sabine+Vanessa fanfic.

  • @maxpoorly
    @maxpoorly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3903

    They lied about Totino‘s, I bought mine last night and I’m still not kissing Kristen Stewart and speaking in French.

    • @valuabledoodles
      @valuabledoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Well that’s because Kristen Stewart appeared in the Torino’s 2-Pack commercial, you must’ve bought the regular kind

    • @indiepindie8516
      @indiepindie8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      “That’s a shame.”

    • @WhyThisWhyNow
      @WhyThisWhyNow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Did you buy it during the big game?
      Do you have a name?
      If not, you aren’t the right one.
      Or maybe, just maybe, you got the one with the activity pack. You need to wait for a couple of years and get the two-pack Tortinos...

    • @samssam
      @samssam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Did you feed your hungry guys first?

    • @iamsavage5847
      @iamsavage5847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was French?!

  • @NSHM122
    @NSHM122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3215

    When Sabine says, "What are YOU hungry for?" makes me tear up a little after watching all the other Totino commercials beforehand. She finally found someone who values her. LOL! God, I'm a sap!

    • @GGiblet
      @GGiblet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      No, I felt that way too
      Finally someone cared!!

    • @Grayvorn
      @Grayvorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So romantic xxxx

    • @GGiblet
      @GGiblet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Grayvorn it is💙

    • @Emery101
      @Emery101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s not gonna work out...Sabine doesn’t like totinos nor is she a hungry enough guy.

    • @kpag3030
      @kpag3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      BigHeadConnor
      I know right? They actually invoke real emotion! Haha

  • @haleygruensfelder8436
    @haleygruensfelder8436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3342

    I heard somewhere that every lesbian music video has a water scene, and I’m here to point out that the Totino scene with Vanessa Bayer and Kristen Stewart satisfies this requirement

    • @sastrugi4471
      @sastrugi4471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Haley Gruensfelder every French movie has a lesbian scene: check.

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sastrugi4471
      I love French.

    • @HeHatesShe
      @HeHatesShe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Wow, this is deep. Now all the things you said, all the things you said, are running through my head, running through my head. All the things you said.

    • @jabberwock0176
      @jabberwock0176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Omg that's so right tatu all the things she said- they were soaking wet under rain /girls like girls- i think there was a pool scene/ i kissed a girl... Wait i think there was no water scene in this one

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was expecting the pool guy or neighbor to walk in. But this works as well.

  • @shalitababy5068
    @shalitababy5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    I stan Unnamed Totino Wife

    • @gottfriedosterbach3907
      @gottfriedosterbach3907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That Stan is one lucky fella.

    • @clb4947
      @clb4947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you have the greatest username I have ever seen, just needed to mention that

    • @kendallbellors6102
      @kendallbellors6102 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Poor nameless is Totino Wife

  • @nickmadigan2824
    @nickmadigan2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    A true trilogy. The struggle for recognition, drifting in an unfamiliar and unsure world and finally, redemption. I was always a Tony's man when it came to pizza rolls but, no longer. It's Totino's and Edith Piaf from here on out.

  • @oops3798
    @oops3798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    I'm so glad she ended up with someone that appreciated both her and her Totinos

  • @Mozes316
    @Mozes316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    I cried at the end, when she finally found someone who deserved her, someone who appreciated her. All she wanted was to please someone, who in return, wanted to please her.

    • @MarinaAndTheDevil
      @MarinaAndTheDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Now why am I crying

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MarinaAndTheDevil because this shit is real af... 😢

    • @GGiblet
      @GGiblet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was really lovely

    • @thatmoviegirl3814
      @thatmoviegirl3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *activates cheery voice* Hi! You want to find someone who doesn't treat you like a piece of trash? WELL! Now with Totino's extra saucy flavor, you can! ;)

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are y'all actually crying? 😳🙄

  • @Timburtonbarbie
    @Timburtonbarbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2738

    Before this skit I never knew I had a Kristen Stewart fantasy

    • @quinnaddison420
      @quinnaddison420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Erin L English I think we all do at this point

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@quinnaddison420 yeah but this skirt definitely awoke something in me

    • @PurnceNMe
      @PurnceNMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Me too. I didn’t know I liked women.

    • @mr.stealyogirl4078
      @mr.stealyogirl4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're a weird female

    • @Zynigma
      @Zynigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mr.stealyogirl4078 You ain't gon steal her girl tho.... When they french kiss, it's 4 sets of lips (2 above the belt and 2 below). The southern kiss tends to be the wettest kiss. That's a lot of lipstick too, depending on lip size. Don't usually see southern lips get the lipstick too often, but they've been said to prefer any type of stick. But basically, you got no southern lips.

  • @timetologoff1780
    @timetologoff1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    If totinos actually made commercials like this I would buy them out of stock

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That’s because corporations are cowards

    • @avocadox2730
      @avocadox2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      totinos, totinos, hot pizza rolls

    • @jimmycarlson4871
      @jimmycarlson4871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah look at the tim and eric one

    • @williamjameslehy1341
      @williamjameslehy1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just email Mr Plinkett's webzone and he'll send you some in the post.

    • @skipads5141
      @skipads5141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like #1K

  • @QsPhilosophy
    @QsPhilosophy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The third one is one of the most wonderfully surreal sketchs ever. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @vmh7657
    @vmh7657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    When did M. Night Shyamalan start directing Totinos ads?

  • @Tom_from_Midtown
    @Tom_from_Midtown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The music in the third one is actually pretty phenomenal

    • @thomashenderson7094
      @thomashenderson7094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/dYz1iXXtPlY/w-d-xo.html

    • @devinsingleton5242
      @devinsingleton5242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/ONo9m7FGYEU/w-d-xo.html

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So is the acting, the lighting, the directing....

  • @cyrannodb
    @cyrannodb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I can't believe you titled this "Every Totino’s Ever" when "The Totino's Trilogy" was. right. there.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More of a saga, really

    • @RoofysGarage
      @RoofysGarage ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cleverusername9369 Or the Totinos Cinematic Universe

  • @thecaliforniawar5635
    @thecaliforniawar5635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    OMG, I didn't realize that Vanessa and Kristen are literally five feet behind the guys all that time. What a great way to show these guys are oblivious to women.

    • @nealfirstofhisname
      @nealfirstofhisname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro, they're watching the big game. They don't have time to focus on anything else.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Awww, look who got the joke!

    • @prismaticmarcus
      @prismaticmarcus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oblivious to what now?

  • @danielparker8189
    @danielparker8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3130

    I can’t believe none of her marriages work...

    • @BopaBola
      @BopaBola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Hey only one failed. The other just had a small x files momento

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Plot twist, she's in hell forced to make totinos in different scenarios forever.

    • @RealAnthonyJones
      @RealAnthonyJones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I mean she never finishes her job of bringing the refills.

    • @frightenedchaos
      @frightenedchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      cause she gay, Daniel

    • @elmagnificodep
      @elmagnificodep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bopa Bola She did cheat on the second husband.

  • @mokonamodokiloveskirby
    @mokonamodokiloveskirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    That last Totino’s skit though…it’s a better love story than Twilight.

    • @churdle92
      @churdle92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is an underrated comment.

    • @mokonamodokiloveskirby
      @mokonamodokiloveskirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EP114587 Memes never say die. 😏

    • @meganlarson4748
      @meganlarson4748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Way more chemistry than Twighlight, too!

    • @Rahat2056
      @Rahat2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@viracocha No

    • @liam_er
      @liam_er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro why is that even a thing- Twilight is a good series

  • @DalaceE
    @DalaceE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    What a great skit trilogy. Usually when they make sequels they're too similar to the original skit but these were all so different. Good writing

    • @tugboat2030
      @tugboat2030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And it's so amazing they were able to do it every Super Bowl for three years straight and have Kristen Stewart for the third one. It's one of those magic moments in the universe.

  • @DunmoresMovieMania
    @DunmoresMovieMania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Vanessa's acting in all theses skits - especially the last one where she falls in love - is off the charts. I really hope she makes it in the real world; she deserves some great roles, from comedies to drama!!

  • @Dalton_Boardman2000
    @Dalton_Boardman2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I'm glad it ended on happy note for the Totino Girl. She very much needed a win.

  • @ozamatazbuckshank.
    @ozamatazbuckshank. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Et toi, tu es, mon Totino.
    That's the most romantic line I've ever heard. I need somebody to treat me like that. 😍🥰😘

    • @carolynnalvarez7032
      @carolynnalvarez7032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ozamatazzzz Buckshank!!! Cuz ya know we're going to win against the eeeast!

    • @ozamatazbuckshank.
      @ozamatazbuckshank. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carolynnalvarez7032 Can't block me and all of that jazz, cuz y'all don't want none of this Ozamataz!

    • @carolynnalvarez7032
      @carolynnalvarez7032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ozamatazbuckshank. hahah love that, me and my kids know that by heart.

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Somebody propose with this line, or include it in your wedding vows 😂🥺

    • @amazingsupergirl7125
      @amazingsupergirl7125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does it mean. Something like and you are my Torino?

  • @OnyxLeigion
    @OnyxLeigion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2179

    Can we just talk about the hidden plot of the affair and the stolen wife

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Absolutely. We can absolutely talk about that.

    • @romaldomadrid8594
      @romaldomadrid8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The plot? Someone left something important in the car then the ladies steal the car, now ones looking for 'the stuff', ones looking for his car, ones looking fir his sister and the other us looking for his wife😄

    • @elmagnificodep
      @elmagnificodep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      She has a history. She leaves her first husband and marries his friend. Then she cheats on him with a woman. It wouldn't surprise me if she cheated on her first husband. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

    • @mowiezowie3261
      @mowiezowie3261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! TOUCHDOWN!!

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The last one reconfirmed the fact that men are clueless XD

  • @matsujonen
    @matsujonen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    If I hear the words "my hungry guys" one more time im gonna lose my friggin mind

    • @Parkent
      @Parkent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What if you read them?
      "My hungry guys"

    • @rdear
      @rdear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sometimes you and the boys have a long day and when you get home you’re a little cranky. You just need a snack. Totino’s Pizza Rolls make a great snack at the end of a long day.
      I’ll throw some in now and before you know it, I’ll have a delicious treat...for my hungry guys!

    • @DeidresStuff
      @DeidresStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who was being driven slowly insane by that lol.

    • @meiermakesmusic
      @meiermakesmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MY HUNGRY GUUYYYYSSSS

    • @frankf684
      @frankf684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I heard you like hungry guys.

  • @roberttysec4122
    @roberttysec4122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I really wish Vanessa was still on SNL just so they could keep the whole Totinos thing going when Kristen Stewart hosts this weekend.

  • @jakob.k_design
    @jakob.k_design ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The Kristen Stewart Totinos sketch is hands down one of my favorite SNL sketches.

  • @DeadpoolNJ
    @DeadpoolNJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    Game 1: makes Totinos
    Game 2: divorces first husband, married guy from first game, possible attacked by clones
    Game 3: Lesbian love affair during game
    Totinos are really exciting

    • @eba44
      @eba44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But Frank, your play-by-play isn't.

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Frank The second one reminded me more of Body Snatchers because they are all of one connected mind

    • @alexvasquez537
      @alexvasquez537 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have no idea: th-cam.com/video/2lPX5b9m7ro/w-d-xo.html

    • @aaronbouck7730
      @aaronbouck7730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Game 2: Daedric incursion, also a possibility.

    • @dudedude64
      @dudedude64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think that the nightmare was her waking moment of clarity/nightmare that’s she’s trapped in a cycle of neglect and Totinos. More of metaphorical approach.

  • @excuzza
    @excuzza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    3:21 Hope I’m not interrupting the *big gay*

    • @MarinaAndTheDevil
      @MarinaAndTheDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Foreshadowing the last sketch

    • @avocadox2730
      @avocadox2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marina and The Devil OH

    • @bup489
      @bup489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do you think they’re all smushed together on the big couch 😏

    • @dqnuts2251
      @dqnuts2251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BAHAHAHA

    • @Courier_six6
      @Courier_six6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀

  • @scillaburton7160
    @scillaburton7160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "I should bring these out" "No.. stay with me" 😂😂😂

  • @KA-pe6sv
    @KA-pe6sv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    She keeps going from one husband to the next but she finally found what she needed

  • @angelas.1581
    @angelas.1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    7:00 when she stroked her cheek with that pizza roll I laughed myself into a coughing fit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ozamatazbuckshank.
    @ozamatazbuckshank. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Dang, I miss Vanessa.

    • @hansok77
      @hansok77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      One of the most under-appreciated cast members. Just as talented as Cecily and Kate.

    • @knotnorechannel
      @knotnorechannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hansok77 you're right

    • @bluepegasusdtx8918
      @bluepegasusdtx8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go Rhinos!

    • @bluepegasusdtx8918
      @bluepegasusdtx8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ozamatazbuckshank. Let's go out here and get this win!!!! Woooooo Rhinos!!!

  • @angelotuccitto9989
    @angelotuccitto9989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Lady at 5:13 "ahahaHAAA!"
    She knew where the skit was going

  • @ickess
    @ickess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    My heart sank when all those pizza rolls hit the carpet

    • @A_Toastonawhiteplate
      @A_Toastonawhiteplate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can still eat them the hull is for Protection

    • @ickess
      @ickess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@A_Toastonawhiteplate haha. Self contained protection.

    • @thevoxdeus
      @thevoxdeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Awwww fumble!

  • @teejay3272
    @teejay3272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    IMO Bayer is one of the top three women in the show's history. SUCH a solid performer.

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The last skit is simultaneously adorable and hilarious.

  • @ethangormong7506
    @ethangormong7506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    What’s your name? “I’ve never had one” 😂

  • @melD0217c
    @melD0217c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    Kristen Stewart looks hotter in this skit than in her movies.

    • @batman-gu7pm
      @batman-gu7pm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Especially snow white

    • @Lemit
      @Lemit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Probably because her mouth is closed for most of this skit, lol

    • @bigpagla
      @bigpagla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Right? So funny, I never thought of her as attractive until an SNL Totino's skit? Lol.

    • @VictorSilvestri
      @VictorSilvestri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1000% agree wtf

    • @ginger_nosoul
      @ginger_nosoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She looks damn good in that one family feud sketch too

  • @zacharyno9598
    @zacharyno9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Vanessa Bayer is a freaking treasure. Effortlessly hilarious performer.

  • @Schubelicious
    @Schubelicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The cultural impact of the Kristen Stewart one is unmatched

  • @dacrib5350
    @dacrib5350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I lost it when she slapped the sticky hand on the refrigerator lmaoo

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was the 3 x 3 word search puzzle for me 🤣

  • @junbaik
    @junbaik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    the last one is simply a masterpiece
    "et toi, tu es mon totino"

  • @yootoobnewbie
    @yootoobnewbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2019

    The Totino-verse is better than the MCU.

    • @ruelez
      @ruelez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I cant wait for the TCEU

    • @januarybaby1063
      @januarybaby1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thomas the tank engine-verse is better than the MCU

    • @SNNetwork
      @SNNetwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yootoobnewbie what a stupid comment

    • @spiritualrice2066
      @spiritualrice2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don’t understand the hate for the MCU like 3 months ago it was fine like wtf happened

    • @calkestis5817
      @calkestis5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Issei Otosaka the lack of lesbians

  • @frogwhisperer2067
    @frogwhisperer2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I hope she’s happy with Sabine

    • @nooba220
      @nooba220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dave Gordon totinos

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They probably have a nice cottage somewhere in France.

    • @DunmoresMovieMania
      @DunmoresMovieMania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nooba220 -- a Tostito is a lesbian Totino.

  • @majikstranger
    @majikstranger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    wow, this is actually one of the best directed, written and performed SNL sketches ever. Im super impressed.

  • @thedarksavior0
    @thedarksavior0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Whoever directed that last skit needs an Emmy. 🥰

  • @richiesmeckgeckscas46
    @richiesmeckgeckscas46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    "Every Totino's Ever"
    That sounds like a Smosh video.

    • @conorvfx1814
      @conorvfx1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was looking for this comment ngl

    • @Dajobertomans
      @Dajobertomans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Making me cry rn

    • @Daniel-mq3nf
      @Daniel-mq3nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RIPOFF!!

    • @whackle7378
      @whackle7378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Richie Scassellati yeah but unlike smosh, this is actually somewhat funny

    • @thinehero
      @thinehero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whackle7378 smosh and snl are both funny at separate times

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I love the French one with Kristen Stewart. I think I learned something about myself that day.

  • @BenjHouston
    @BenjHouston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Lolll, the activity pack.

  • @ManubibiWalsh
    @ManubibiWalsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    The second one legitimately had me creeped out.
    The third one reminded me I’m bisexual.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yep that pretty much sums it up for me, too

    • @ifiwouldcouldyou
      @ifiwouldcouldyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao same

    • @kawaiiconcept7479
      @kawaiiconcept7479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same but im pan

    • @saintocamus
      @saintocamus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was waiting for something to pop out ... :/
      I was scared to see the ending of it.

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm not bisexual, but if Kristen Stuart looked at me like that, I might have to rethink my life choices.

  • @best90stv45
    @best90stv45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The "I've never had one" joke is so much better when you learn that it is actually part 3 of a trilogy where she's never had a name

  • @geaux_kicks7134
    @geaux_kicks7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Vanessa was underrated

    • @marcelfr90
      @marcelfr90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She was never the star, but she was the necessary supporting one.

    • @deirdreryan6147
      @deirdreryan6147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I miss seeing Vanessa on SNL. She does wonderful, memorable work.

    • @clarity9405
      @clarity9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      one of my all time favorites...poetry teacher forever

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    First one: stereotypical sexist commercial
    Second one: Await Further Instructions 2
    Third one: cute lesbian love story

  • @Projectionist31YT
    @Projectionist31YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “Awwwwww Fumble”

    • @nicklink7934
      @nicklink7934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TheProjectionist go go go touchdown!

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for the dayshift at Freddy’s reference in the name and image

  • @glenrobinson9963
    @glenrobinson9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That last one won a bunch of awards at the Cannes film festival

  • @rackt09
    @rackt09 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The second skit was surprisingly emotional. All she wanted was someone to appreciate her!! 😢😭

  • @AtlasCypher
    @AtlasCypher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Oh my God we need another one of these this year

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How could they possibly top the third one?

    • @corpsiecorpsie_the_original
      @corpsiecorpsie_the_original 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christianschoff2490 - have the husband's friends run a train on the wife since he's not very attentive

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corpsiecorpsie_the_original god damn.

  • @inactiveaccountdontrespond9409
    @inactiveaccountdontrespond9409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I like to imagine that the husband walks in to get his Totino's only to find his wife making out with his best friend's sister.

    • @susiedupuy9532
      @susiedupuy9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope so.

    • @MrXDRocker
      @MrXDRocker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      And he takes the Totino's and walks out, without even noticing. Cause he's definitely that kind of character.

    • @VforVendettas
      @VforVendettas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He doesn't need to take a single step. If he just turned around to look he'd see whats happening.

    • @dayhookah
      @dayhookah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve seen that one

    • @jbgum
      @jbgum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cookie Cake LOL

  • @TDog14126
    @TDog14126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    The X-Files one is so creepy

    • @QuigonJoel
      @QuigonJoel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Timothy Verheyn Jr. spot on parody though. Way too much happens in such a short period of time in those “Big game snack” commercials

    • @elliot20201
      @elliot20201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's so funny but ever since I first saw it I've been plagued by how stupid she was to yell at her daughter, instead of like.. laughing it off and acting casual and going upstairs to whisper to the daughter and sneaking out the back. It's like every horror movie to be fair, it's very valid 😂

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elliottt They know what she’s thinking, so acting casual would not have worked.

    • @elliot20201
      @elliot20201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@assmane999 Do they? Is it based off a movie I've missed or something? Oops

  • @solimartorres3547
    @solimartorres3547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I just love how she says “my hungry guys” I don’t know why but it just cracks me up. I think it’s because of how she looks when she says it 😂

    • @tomh.2405
      @tomh.2405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it's the fact that you can practically see the saccharine dripping off the words as she recites them.

  • @itwontcomeout5678
    @itwontcomeout5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Why is it that the one thing that made me laugh out loud in days was seeing her all happy while she solves a 3x3 word search 😭😭😭

  • @RMPack
    @RMPack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    They made a collection as if the KStew one isn’t the only Totinos skit that matters.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      FUMBLE

    • @mattia252
      @mattia252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's high level Cinema right there, people.

    • @onemoment6769
      @onemoment6769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I never knew there were two more of these before this one, or that this was something of a series. That makes the last one even better.

    • @elmagnificodep
      @elmagnificodep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      onemoment That's what makes it funny when she says she never had a name because the husbands call her by her pet names like honey and babe.

    • @thebrokenglasskids5196
      @thebrokenglasskids5196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please do not ever say anything as cringey as "KStew" again.

  • @thelumbercompany
    @thelumbercompany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm happy she finally found love

  • @mauhuff
    @mauhuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Cut it out” (holds pair of scissor)

  • @niekvanwijk4451
    @niekvanwijk4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The acting in the last one is so good!!

  • @nevermind7469
    @nevermind7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:14 underappreciated detail you can circle pretty much any 3 letters and find a word

  • @MsZephyra
    @MsZephyra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    The mockery of the inherent sexism in ads like that... perfection. I'll never understand how that became normalized. The guys are capable of throwing that stuff in the oven, and she can go do her own thing!

    • @BopaBola
      @BopaBola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because of around 100 years of women soley in servitude in the kitchen in homes as men became wokers at jobs that had endless hours n such instead of being farmers or self employed otherwise due to mass amounts of big businesses thriving and needing a workforce, that, along with advertisers manipulating the understanding of the nuclear family and its place in society.

    • @drewdolce
      @drewdolce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love spoiling my husband and his mates for the big game. Gives me a chance to try new things.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@drewdolce like making out with another woman while eating totino's

    • @spongebobmx
      @spongebobmx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What really angers me is how there's a black dude in there.

    • @BensonBoy2019
      @BensonBoy2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@spongebobmx Bait.

  • @maxhammerum7705
    @maxhammerum7705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Why is Bernie Sanders watching TV with an angry music teacher?

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because life is a cartoon and SNL reflects that.

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Max Hammerum
      Lmao Larry David called Bernie Sanders, should be an SNL sketch if there isn’t one around

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@canaisyoung3601 More like because America is a giant cartoon, and always has been. A joke that is really an enormous nightmare at its core.

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's his cousin

    • @max_shaffer
      @max_shaffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is once again asking for Totinos

  • @michi225
    @michi225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    First five seconds: "the fuuuuuuuuuuq"

    • @jackferfag9862
      @jackferfag9862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Last five seconds: "this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen"

  • @yosaifgrossman2476
    @yosaifgrossman2476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the last one seems like the perfect ending for the sam wife finally gets what she wants trilgoy

  • @natebickford6843
    @natebickford6843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This has way better character and story development then it needs to

  • @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
    @alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    The third skit is what “blue is the warmest color” always wanted to be.

    • @spinno3238
      @spinno3238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      We don't speak of that movie 😭

    • @XxRadioactiveGirlxX
      @XxRadioactiveGirlxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I managed to sit through the other changes...then I got to the end

    • @JulianSildenLanglo
      @JulianSildenLanglo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really earned the Festival of Cans award.

    • @aaronbouck7730
      @aaronbouck7730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was wondering what that scene was referencing. I haven’t seen it, but it does seem like it’d be a source of inspiration.

    • @SlowDIIV
      @SlowDIIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pashadyne I saw a couple of Lady Snowblood movies a few months ago (from 1973 and 1974), and I don't remember they had lesbian scenes (or even any reference to it). If I remember correctly the manga on which the movies are based does have some kind of lesbian content.

  • @KandyKoRner
    @KandyKoRner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm Sabine, what's your name?
    I.. I never had one.

  • @Kid_Ying
    @Kid_Ying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I miss Vanessa so much. Most of my favorite modern sketches involve her. Hap.

    • @gregoryeatroff8608
      @gregoryeatroff8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they have a wonderful ensemble and lots of top talent is still there, but I miss Vanessa too. She was great on SNL, and I really look forward to seeing her future projects. I really hope she lands a lead in a feature film, I think she's proven she has the chops to carry one, given a decent script.

  • @dodgingdurangos924
    @dodgingdurangos924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Vanessa Bayer has such a huge, psychotic smile. I wonder why she never did a parody of The Rachel Ray Show.

  • @jezraelernas8602
    @jezraelernas8602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine being so iconic that you get a compilation of your skit. Vanessa is so good! 🤣

  • @seanphillips9523
    @seanphillips9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man this character takes a JOURNEY!!! Here for it!

  • @colebarron8355
    @colebarron8355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Love the one with Kristen Stewart

  • @speedcubingman
    @speedcubingman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Mon mari a ses Totinos. Et tu. Tu es mon Totino.

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would it be ma Totino? Ma Totina?

    • @hineighbor
      @hineighbor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You have awoken me

    • @rubberduck697
      @rubberduck697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LeviathanLP According to my duolingo knowledge: Yes. I was thinking the exact same lol

    • @jojbenedoot7459
      @jojbenedoot7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rubberduck697 "ma" and "mon" are based on the gender of the object, not the speaker

    • @clarity9405
      @clarity9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LeviathanLP nah it would stay masculine...mon totino...french rules

  • @frogogogo
    @frogogogo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “Ok, ha ha, very funny, Stephen, now cut it out...”
    *picks up scissors*

  • @pterodactylptroll
    @pterodactylptroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "but.. what about my hungry guys?"
    🤣💀😂

  • @homeisneptune9315
    @homeisneptune9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yo when she gets that pizza roll wiped on her face...i just couldnt anymore...im in tears😂

  • @kencloud1787
    @kencloud1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *grabs scissors* "Now cut it out!"
    underrated pun

    • @hirokokueh3541
      @hirokokueh3541 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's also foreshadowing the 3rd sketch

  • @conservat1vepatr1ot
    @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:37
    Get the fuck outta here... I’m not ashamed of how beautiful I find this 😂

  • @MichelleLalindeNoack
    @MichelleLalindeNoack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i'm just glad the totino lady found something to be hungry for

  • @peacexlove
    @peacexlove 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That least one was actually very touching 😂

  • @jamersbazuka8055
    @jamersbazuka8055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:58
    Did anyone else think she was gonna say "twice the Totinos for twice the... price"? Because that was what my brain ad-libbed.

  • @AidenSShin
    @AidenSShin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I really miss Vanessa. She is so versatile!

    • @jnorriect
      @jnorriect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She has almost exactly the same lines. So versatile!

    • @maczetamaczeta189
      @maczetamaczeta189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jnorriect I think, you need to see her other sketches.

    • @gregoryeatroff8608
      @gregoryeatroff8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jnorriect First of all, her delivery changes within each sketch -- the stereotypical "happy housewife" facade cracks and reveals the quiet desperation of a woman in a loveless marriage in the first one, she goes into straight-up terror in the second, and plays a love scene in the third.
      Second, while her tag lines are constant, they're just the theme around which she weaves different variations of dialog, even switching languages, in the three sketches.
      This is comedic GOLD.

    • @themarkman8822
      @themarkman8822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I miss her too, always thought she was way funnier than Kristen Wiig

  • @benfletcher8100
    @benfletcher8100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Vanessa delivers the hungry guys line so perfectly

  • @picknbeansmamma
    @picknbeansmamma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I love when she walks into frame & smacks the fridge with the sticky hand! 😂 "For grown women ages 5 & up"

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:57 I love that look. The look of happiness of a mind that is being completely challenged to its fullest.

  • @feliciaeris7721
    @feliciaeris7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    loved how the arrangement of the clips it went from funny clip then to scary but hilarious clip and then....to the "i don't know what's its all about anymore but im already laughing hard" clip

  • @michellerivas8704
    @michellerivas8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Are y’all finally gonna bring this back for this year’s super bowl? It was the only reason I ever looked forward to it: to see Vanessa make art ✨