Title: No, no I have not, but I am now. Let's see... Goombas are basically mushrooms, and with their headbonk abilities from the Paper Mario series their bodies seem to be firmer than a mushroom. I would guess they taste like a meatier mushroom, but what kind of mushroom? I'm no expert so the only brown mushroom that comes to mind are portabellas. So a Goomba tastes like a meaty portabella. A mushroom steak if you will.
Without bothering to look up if they are based on anything my best guess would be young shittake mushrooms. I bought a bag of dried shittake some time ago that were too young and even after boiling them they had an absurdly hard, wood-like density and were very difficult to chew. So much so I had taken to breaking them up with a mortar and pestle just to use them. Not kidding you could put them in slingshots and go bird hunting with the friggin things.
@@SlitherLament They say they’re probably mostly based on shiitake but also their name has the word for chestnut in it, so maybe they have somewhat of a chestnutty flavor to them…
Here's a question - if you had to pick one, would you rather eat a Goomba or a Spiny? I'm guessing DGR would choose Spiny, based on how many he ate on Spiny Control...
"How do you..." when there's a big indicator 1 tile above him showing him how hahha...wish I had a nickel for every time he "understands" but doesn't...he's surprisingly decent at cheese but then he finds some and keeps doing it like it's intentional hahaha... Oof that last anti where his 171IQ was somehow failing so long...and the CP hint too...such an obvious hint but "I don't know if I'm supposed to get the checkpoint" hahhaahh oh DGR, never change!
@@ep_ion1112 Unless you are Carl's or Geek's secret alt-account, I doubt it. 20% at best. You don't make a living playing these levels while being mocked the whole while, after all. It almost justifies how much DGR keeps acting like he is "all that" despite him... very much not being any of that most of the time.
Chris has 2 rules: No editing out dumb moments, and showing the worst or weirdest part of the run at the beginning of each video! People talk about YTers and streamers all the time, but nearly no one mentions the masterminds behind them, the editors! Now Dave has to go back, cuz he was the one encouraging the SMM2 players to leave no level uncleared!
That's 2 troll videos watched in a row where DGR completely ignored the throw indicator that would of made his life so much easier and found alternate solutions to the section.
His absolute obliviousness on the soft lock killed me. He gets out of the zone with a shell and doesn't think to grab it and throw it at the switch instead of trying to target the spring.
Yay you are happy again ^^ Last videos you was a little bit nerves and sad (I think because you was acting like you was sad) But im happy your mood back :D
A goomba probably tastes like an expired mushroom 🍄. They're supposed to be mushrooms that broke away from the toads according to the manual or Mario lore. And according to the actual Mario lore, the toads and Peach are the actual bad ones.
I’m sure a Talking Flower would like to know.
I often find myself wondering how does DGR have such incredible comedic timing. Every single time he brags, the game kills him.
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No, no I have not, but I am now. Let's see... Goombas are basically mushrooms, and with their headbonk abilities from the Paper Mario series their bodies seem to be firmer than a mushroom. I would guess they taste like a meatier mushroom, but what kind of mushroom? I'm no expert so the only brown mushroom that comes to mind are portabellas. So a Goomba tastes like a meaty portabella. A mushroom steak if you will.
Without bothering to look up if they are based on anything my best guess would be young shittake mushrooms. I bought a bag of dried shittake some time ago that were too young and even after boiling them they had an absurdly hard, wood-like density and were very difficult to chew. So much so I had taken to breaking them up with a mortar and pestle just to use them. Not kidding you could put them in slingshots and go bird hunting with the friggin things.
@@SlitherLament They say they’re probably mostly based on shiitake but also their name has the word for chestnut in it, so maybe they have somewhat of a chestnutty flavor to them…
They are shiitake mushrooms
@@phosphorus4 Oh neat :D shittake and chestnut... ngl that sounds delicious lol.
i am just traumatized that you decided to tell the world this information
I wonder what goombas taste like... - An orange flower
The title has aged like fine wine.
*Insert Talking Flower*
The ending was fantastic
DGR: what would you do if I got the safety coin?
Carl: stay in your lane.
Don’t listen to this comment I got the same thing and it’s likely a scam. ^
@@RaccoonThunderMario_Official It is a bot
the way you just BECAME a hotdog at some point in the video made my day
Here's a question - if you had to pick one, would you rather eat a Goomba or a Spiny?
I'm guessing DGR would choose Spiny, based on how many he ate on Spiny Control...
A goomba Would just taste like a mushroom 🍄. A spiny would hurt a lot
With or without the shell?
Spiny soup
I was thinking Spiny would probably taste a lot like clam, once you de-shell it.
@@caxtnova you know what they say about clam 😏
You foreshadowed Super Mario Wonder a long time ago !!
i really like : always when DGR praise himself, karma suddenly strike back
16:34
This is the earliest I’ve ever been to one of DGR’s videos.
Same
Same here too well
The Title:
The Talking Flower in Mario Wonder: I WANNA KNOW!
Another amazing video from the legend himself, thankyou Dave
Who came here because of super Mario bros wonder
“I wonder what goombas taste like”
Well then
“That Goomba looks so serene.”
"How do you..." when there's a big indicator 1 tile above him showing him how hahha...wish I had a nickel for every time he "understands" but doesn't...he's surprisingly decent at cheese but then he finds some and keeps doing it like it's intentional hahaha...
Oof that last anti where his 171IQ was somehow failing so long...and the CP hint too...such an obvious hint but "I don't know if I'm supposed to get the checkpoint" hahhaahh oh DGR, never change!
Let's be honest, who's he kidding with his 171 claim? 🤔
30:29 the ULTIMATE troll!
COM Error: because sometimes... existence is futile.
Bro predicted Super Mario Bros Wonder
I'd wonder what DGR tastes like, but we all know he's about 50% salt.
only 50%?
Only 50%? I bet I am more than 80% salt.
Yeah, the other 50% is festering rage and dad jokes
@@ep_ion1112 Unless you are Carl's or Geek's secret alt-account, I doubt it. 20% at best.
You don't make a living playing these levels while being mocked the whole while, after all.
It almost justifies how much DGR keeps acting like he is "all that" despite him... very much not being any of that most of the time.
@@thepengyknight Carl has more dad jokes than DGR. Not GOOD ones, mind you. But he has more of them. And possibly even slightly better ones too.
i bet a talking orange flower has
The ending was pure comedy gold
This level is where I watch live on twitch..
was fun being there, even though I wasn't chatting at that time.
16:30 And the answer, my friends, is that he's practiced a lot of troll levels before (in this case).
Just rediscovered your channel after over a year and lovin’ it!
Chris has 2 rules: No editing out dumb moments, and showing the worst or weirdest part of the run at the beginning of each video!
People talk about YTers and streamers all the time, but nearly no one mentions the masterminds behind them, the editors!
Now Dave has to go back, cuz he was the one encouraging the SMM2 players to leave no level uncleared!
Goombas taste like s'mores. Graham cracker heads, marshmallow bodies, chocolate feet.
That ending, the biggest troll of all.
“How is DGR so smart?”
*falls for troll*
Me:😂
He predict Mario wonder
He revealed the future
I don't think I'd ever seen Link's bombs have legs before.
Only in the Nighttime version of the Ground Theme
21:24 = Aww; that face is cute: “IN A MEAN SORT OF WAY” “LOL”!!!!!!
That's 2 troll videos watched in a row where DGR completely ignored the throw indicator that would of made his life so much easier and found alternate solutions to the section.
Another troll creator got its wings today
I applaud you for reading that troll, us TH-cam people are genuine beings, also a goomba and goomba bread would taste delicious! 😋🍄🍞
DGR: What would Albert Einstein do if he were in this situation? He'd just do it.
Shia LaBoeuf: DOOO IT!!
That ending of the video. Omg. Amazing.
He predicted mario bros wonder
This Video Aged Like Milk
The art at cp1 is the master sword
"Uncle daddy just slipped out"
-DGR, 2022
7:13 Well, Frank wasn't the brightest member of the family. ;P
4:49 I'd expect Chris to edit out your entire second run after you key deathed for making a silly move. :-)
His absolute obliviousness on the soft lock killed me. He gets out of the zone with a shell and doesn't think to grab it and throw it at the switch instead of trying to target the spring.
You can't grab things in SMB1 style. The oblivious is you
I LOVE THESE TROLL VIDEOS!
Me too
Dgr: How is dgr so smart? Then immediately gets trolled lol
Got a good chuckle out of me, as does every time his pride goeth before his fall. xD
9:37 random sudden change of attire lol.
When I was a kid my dad made “star bits” to eat, I forget what they were but I think they were scrambled eggs with food coloring
"Uncle daddy just slipped out" ... I need an adult?
My Dave stepped on a spring 😖
HOLY SHIT HE PREDICTED IT!
They changed the level from when it was first released. I actually downloaded the original version. From what I can tell, the old level is harder.
What’s the song that plays at 10:30? I forget but I really like it!
Great video as always, Dave!!
"Uncle Daddy just slipped out."
18:56 I had no idea that was the origin of that song.
...Also, what's a "slush puppy"?
That “what just?.. I’m dead…”
Not what I expected to see on my recommended but it'll do
Yay you are happy again ^^ Last videos you was a little bit nerves and sad (I think because you was acting like you was sad) But im happy your mood back :D
16:28 the only mirror in which I think of dgr while looking at myself is the one above my bed.
I've gotta know now. What gifts is Dave using?
Goombas are a bit tangy. Could use more salt.
This aged well *pin me pls*
Hello fellow rigster
@@ericthegreat7060 yo
why do i keep seeing these goofy ahh riggy runkey pfps
That ending... I felt that one. -_-
No?
The huge brain youtuber
Goomba apparently tastes like Chicken with a side of poisoning
So a visit to a dodgy takeaway then? 🤔
@@DubberRucks yes, side affects include a feeling of something walking towards your feet
What is the name of the song that he played for the victory song. It sounds so nostalgic and I must know it
What was the song that was playing at 10:30?
Who’s also here after the Super Mario Bros Wonder Direct?
hi
Here
Go for that 1st clear.
Parece legítimo
30:38 A goomba tastes like a fail
Yes
DGR Dave: Why are the arrows pointing to my head?
Me: Because you're a dummy XD
He’s not the dummy though.
he got trolled at the end with editing the level
First time noticing Links bombs having little feet
It happens in night theme
@@sbhleffeleffe1700 oh thats cool.
4:38 Goomba Angel
uncle daddy slipped out......o my!
4:48: A sad face.
Beef jerky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope, never wondered what goombas taste like; only gustys.
I can’t help but think Dave’s played an earlier version of this level some time ago, it seems so familiar
I won't like to eat a chunky cute Goomba
Have a great day dave♥️
A goobma would presumably taste like a mushroom with perhaps a hint of chestnut.
4:30 is that what I think it is 🤔
THE DANIEL TIGER SONG BYE
Pressure starting to get to you? ⛳
Ol uncle daddy does it again
10 minutes in just realized he's wearing a hot dog costume.
Casually going to ignore the Mario Wonder memes-
but what does a dgr taste like?
Ayo?????
He tastes like a human covered in troll slobber 😈
THATS MY WORLD RECORD right there ❤❤🎉🎉
A goomba probably tastes like an expired mushroom 🍄. They're supposed to be mushrooms that broke away from the toads according to the manual or Mario lore. And according to the actual Mario lore, the toads and Peach are the actual bad ones.
Halfway between a mushroom and a meatball.
What just? Oh im dead
I always wanted to live in Mushroon king, I don't even like mushroon tho
Aaaah, the DGR endings...
Can someone tell me what the song at 10:29 is?
Grab the stinkin' checkpoint!
Cool vid