I'm still impressed by how he manages to play multiple characters so flawlessly such that you think he just happens to see a high proportion of other bald patients while on duty.
Tbf alot of the patients are similar but that shouldn't take away from the chemistry he has with himself. The two of them would make a great sports broadcast team
My best chest pain story that I know about is this: my father woke up in the middle of the night with Strong chest pains, and drove himself to the hospital. He got to the emergency room and they asked him what was wrong and he says well I have this pain in my chest, and they immediately called a code. Once they had them all hooked up and everything and saw that he was doing pretty OK he was able to continue his explanation: a student at the high school where he was a teacher had thrown a classroom door open just as he was approaching it, and it slammed him in the chest. He wasn’t having a heart attack… He had cracked and bruised ribs.
This sounds like me at midnight when planning what I’m going to do for the next day I’m gonna wake up at 6 AM. I’m gonna go to the gym. I’m gonna go on a run. I’m gonna eat healthy. I’m gonna lose a bunch of weight. What actually happens at 6 AM Throws alarm across the room
@@jean-bastienjoly5962 pretty good, actually. After two minutes to catch my breath and another thirty seconds to chug a quart of water, I’m almost normal again.
@@poofballoon I was an angry energetic kid. I wasn't thinking much. I was doing all kinds of crazy back then, sleeping 3 hours a day, 4 hours workouts 6 times a week, skipping 2 meals a day... the crazy things that happen during puberty. LOL
Nah, 2 "red-necks" tried to do that kind of "liposuction" with a shop-vacc and a pocket-knife. I guess he wasn't at that call. Beer was involved. of course
Me wearing a haagen-dazs shirt I got from work: I mean kinda? I don’t work for haagen-dazs. But we distribute their products and stock their stores. Actually filled 2 up this past week
I love the way Jason's eyes bug out as soon as the wife begins talking, and then get bigger as she continues. 😅😅😅 He is an excellent actor, impeccable timing and talented editing skills. ❤❤
I knew a girl in high school who wanted to be a Marine, but was slightly overweight. In desperation to make the cut, she took a bunch of laxatives one day. Spent the rest of the time on the can. Didn't work, and was quite painful. She didn't make the cut by, I think it was, one pound. She was upset. Eventually she did get in.
Could be worse...I almost didn't make it into the Army due to being underweight. Got cut the first time through MEPS because of being underweight. Second try the recruiter put me up in a hotel with a crap load of fast food since I was still one pound under. So there I was with a shit load of fast food, chowing down, and a bunch of other guys who were trying to drop some last minute weight eyeing me like I was the enemy. Next day I made it by 1 pound. After I got weighed in I probably dropped 3 pounds in the crapper.
@@TheEDFLegacy actually, I got along with my mother-in-law, so my wife would borrow my mother-in-law jokes as she and mom didn't get along well. Currently though, none of them care about anything, as all are deceased, my wife of over 41 years dying two years ago.
I'm continually impressed by your ability to convincingly play multiple characters in the same scene. You've really expanded your range with the angry wife!
If he was doing this for another women, he should divorce this one first. If he was doing this for himself then he should DEFINITELY divorce her first.
I’ve seen a ton of your videos and they are all great. I never said thanks for this type of humor you provide. So I officially am saying thank you for your work.
This was lowkey a wakeup call to me lol I havent rlly exercised since i was like…a kid playing tag and i have an extremely sedentary lifestyle The other day i went swimming to try and get into doing it for weekly exercise and swam laps for 30 minutes! I felt great in the pool! Didnt want to leave! Then i got out and instantly felt like i was about to pass out
I know the summer is getting hot now (in the northern hemisphere), but just walking around the block is a great way to get some exercise. Easy, no stress on your body, not bad.
Me yesterday at the gym lmao I almost passed out multiple times and I was sweating so much. My personal trainer couldn’t tell because I have a great poker face 💀
Another great option if you have it available in your area is rock climbing. Unlike swimming and walking, it is not just low impact, but no impact if you climb with a top rope. I deal with a lot of chronic pain, which makes it near impossible to exercise, but rock climbing I can do without pain (outside of the basic muscle soreness from exercising)
I've heard of someone who went to the gym for the first time in years and was shipped to the ER because he legitimately couldn't move. Really is important to take it slow when you're first starting on fitness goals
This guy is such a good actor my brain truly sees the different characters as different people. Even though I know its the same guy when watching they feel like entirely different people.
I've been at this situation. I used to swim competitively. I thought I was still fit even though I haven't swam in about a year. I dove and starts doing freestyle. I was on my 8th lap when I blacked out and I woke up with the sound of my gf screaming and the lifeguard pumping my chest.
lmao been there, didn't pass out, but was damn close. swimming 5-6 hours a week for years, stopping, and then trying to go 400 yards butterfly is not a good idea lmao swimming is good though. when I was actually doing it consistently, I've was in the best mental state of my life. would recommend
@@StrawberryWarlord Yup, swimming is amazing. I just like the feeling that I am flying whenever I swim. Do it for 1 hours and you'll feel hunger like you never felt before. One of my buddies used to look down on swimming saying that it isnt a real sport if you dont sweat lol.
One of my insults was on a game, two guys were just going at it and the last insult I heard before they both left that actually made me laugh so hard was, “that’s why your parents are siblings bro!”
"Who are you getting fit for" Could he not have just said something like "you, hun! I want us both to be healthy and I decided to try and lose weight" Something to that effect. I don't know. I'm not married
you don't need to be married for that. that's how loads relationships go somehow. and to answer that question: No, once such stuff starts all reason is over, it's just gonna be a shit show for like the next week.
Sad part is, I actually know a few people who've done the whole "run in a Hefty garbage bag, so I can drop a few pounds" move. It nearly killed a kid I went to school with. His nickname was Cinch Sack Zack from then on. 😂
Feel bad for him. Sounds like an abusive relationship. If it was the other way around with a woman wanting a better body and running (albeit incorrectly and dangerously) for 3 days stright to loose weight with a mam that called her accusing her of cheating for wanting to loose weight and making fun of her eating, we'd all label the guy as a toxic abuser, the women as possibly becoming anorexic and that she is rhe victim that needs help. But because its a man...Its funny???
She's an abuser. Like, absolutely obvious if your partner reacts with such toxicity and negativity to you just wanting to lose some weight, you're in abusive relationship.
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I'm still impressed by how he manages to play multiple characters so flawlessly such that you think he just happens to see a high proportion of other bald patients while on duty.
tbh i dont even consider the fact that everyone is bald. my brain just sees it as normal.
They are different people, no acting was involved
Tbf alot of the patients are similar but that shouldn't take away from the chemistry he has with himself. The two of them would make a great sports broadcast team
@@shawnohagan4198look up Huddy Bistro
Hell, that was probably him on the phone
This wasn't a fitness plan, it was a suicide mission. Man said "til death do us part" and decided it couldn't come fast enough.
"🎶So now I'm praying for the end of Time to hurry up and arrive. Coz if I have to spend another minute with you I don't think I can truly survive. 🎶"
Dude hit his Walter years early (I'm assuming)
@@Joy21090 Are you singing the lyics of Paradise by The Dashboard Light? By Meatloaf?
@@anubispup4760 Only in my head. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, wants to hear me sing aloud.
@@Joy21090 I did it out loud, but you beat me to the comments!
“Goal, lose 90lbs in 3 days” says a lot about this person
Easy as long as you're not overly attached to your legs.
@@anden3286 🤣
@@anden3286or this wife, you might geht even more weightloss Out of there
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It's not that hard to stay in 105,000 calorie per day deficit, just ask any wrestling coach
I think the dual functionality of the trash bag is really being overlooked. A stellar insulation layer that conveniently converts into a body bag
This comment is HIGHLY underappreciated. XD
😂😂
and here I was thinking it was a barf bag for when he will inevitably throw up lol.
Under-fucking-rated.
Savage bro!
My guy is going to have a heart attack. At least the Oreo Olympian got some help.
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I once had a dream where Jason had a fatal heart attack in the middle of filming a sketch similar to Tommy Cooper.
@@datadoggieeininteresting
Yeah, but what *is* her name?
What does that mean? Oreo is a cookie, but.... dilldo me in.....FILL! WHdaaa
My best chest pain story that I know about is this: my father woke up in the middle of the night with Strong chest pains, and drove himself to the hospital. He got to the emergency room and they asked him what was wrong and he says well I have this pain in my chest, and they immediately called a code. Once they had them all hooked up and everything and saw that he was doing pretty OK he was able to continue his explanation: a student at the high school where he was a teacher had thrown a classroom door open just as he was approaching it, and it slammed him in the chest. He wasn’t having a heart attack… He had cracked and bruised ribs.
Ouch!!
Oh bruised ribs never feel great.
Oh, bless. It's funny after the fact, but I love that they took it seriously immediately.
Better take it seriously than have a lawsuit for malpractice that took the guy life@@lambentlamprey
Ooo, been there with the bruised ribs. Worst pain I've ever been in.
“Forest Gump remake” LOL
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@@pepperonipizza633pepperoni pizza indeed
@@pepperonipizza633 pepperoni pizza indeed.
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@@pepperonipizza633 With pineapple?
*Forrest
It's nice to hear his wife is supportive of his weight loss attempts.
I know right!
😂
She's so loving no one should ever leave her! 😂
"Mr oreo olympian" got me dying😭😭😭
pepperoni pizza
Also the medic, internally
He pumping fork 😂😂
If a man said that to a woman tho . . .
@@Michiganman800 tho what
His chuckle and cover up got me 😂
This sounds like me at midnight when planning what I’m going to do for the next day
I’m gonna wake up at 6 AM. I’m gonna go to the gym. I’m gonna go on a run. I’m gonna eat healthy. I’m gonna lose a bunch of weight.
What actually happens at 6 AM
Throws alarm across the room
You are up at midnight and plan to be awake at 6am again? Try getting a full nights rest, you will feel better.
@@bluesteel8376 I think I’m going to get up at six in reality I get up at like 10 or 12
Lmao same
@@Karrie_loves_Sean I have my alarm set at 9am. Not to wake up, just to remind me the sun's up.
I can’t stop waking up at 5
School and work has ruined me
I used to be an overnight gamer
Whoever is playing the wife on the phone frickin' nailed it!!
Ironically I think it’s his actual wife 😂
@@Punk_Trans_Wizard13I thought it sounded like Natalie but now I don't know...
@@emmalehtonen6868I said that too actually. Maybe Nathalie is his wife?
Reminds me of me when I first started doing half marathons. I kept getting heat exhaustion until a friend pointed out that I should bring water. LOL
Oh my god. I'm sorry but what was your thinking process?
@@poofballoon I actually can do a half marathon without a water break. Not much further, though.
@@Shaun_Jones Yeah but, how able are you by the end of it?
@@jean-bastienjoly5962 pretty good, actually. After two minutes to catch my breath and another thirty seconds to chug a quart of water, I’m almost normal again.
@@poofballoon I was an angry energetic kid. I wasn't thinking much. I was doing all kinds of crazy back then, sleeping 3 hours a day, 4 hours workouts 6 times a week, skipping 2 meals a day... the crazy things that happen during puberty. LOL
“ so how much will it cost for you guys to not make me better?” 😂😂😂😂😂
Outstanding comment 🔥🔥🔥🤣
"Well, let me put it to you this way. Run, Forrest, run!"
Dude must have it rough. Jumping straight for the sewer slide🫢
"10k"
"I did this because I have a wife"
"90lbs in 3 days" bro better have a plastic surgeon on call with those goals
As somebody who lost 90lbs in a year, I can confirm...
Or just a guy with a sword
@@K_1_T_S_U_N_E🎉
Nah, 2 "red-necks" tried to do that kind of "liposuction" with a shop-vacc and a pocket-knife. I guess he wasn't at that call.
Beer was involved. of course
@@richardbarrell4043 or a fierce affair with a wood chipper.
"Who are you sponsored by Haagen-Dazs?!" Killed me😂😂😂!!!
Takes me feel he has seen Married With Children 😂😂😂
Oh my gosh...reverse oreo ice cream from Häagen-Dazs. Dark chocolate ice cream with blonde oreo pieces and white chocolate chips...🤤😋
Me wearing a haagen-dazs shirt I got from work: I mean kinda?
I don’t work for haagen-dazs. But we distribute their products and stock their stores. Actually filled 2 up this past week
The Olympics added an Oreo event?!
Sign me up! 😂
Oh man, we're gonna be up on the podium! 😆
I never understood why people like chocolate flavored cardboard with sweetened moist sand.
@@privacyvalued4134maybe try not buying the store brand.
@@privacyvalued4134
So we can dunk it in milk....
Double -stuff for the true professionals.
I love the way Jason's eyes bug out as soon as the wife begins talking, and then get bigger as she continues. 😅😅😅 He is an excellent actor, impeccable timing and talented editing skills. ❤❤
I knew a girl in high school who wanted to be a Marine, but was slightly overweight. In desperation to make the cut, she took a bunch of laxatives one day. Spent the rest of the time on the can. Didn't work, and was quite painful. She didn't make the cut by, I think it was, one pound. She was upset. Eventually she did get in.
Sounds about right.
queue the acronym
That is definitely high school level stupid
Could be worse...I almost didn't make it into the Army due to being underweight.
Got cut the first time through MEPS because of being underweight.
Second try the recruiter put me up in a hotel with a crap load of fast food since I was still one pound under.
So there I was with a shit load of fast food, chowing down, and a bunch of other guys who were trying to drop some last minute weight eyeing me like I was the enemy.
Next day I made it by 1 pound.
After I got weighed in I probably dropped 3 pounds in the crapper.
Probably just dehydrated herself and didn't absorb any food that day
The laughter he lets out at " oreo olympian" is great....if you can't laugh at yourself😂😂😂😂😂😂
That wifes call really made him reconsider his life 😭
There are worse things than death.
@@LiberPater777 yeah, but my mother-in-law died long ago.
@@spvillano I hope your partner feels the same way about their mother. 😅
@@TheEDFLegacy actually, I got along with my mother-in-law, so my wife would borrow my mother-in-law jokes as she and mom didn't get along well.
Currently though, none of them care about anything, as all are deceased, my wife of over 41 years dying two years ago.
@@spvillano My Condolences, man.
I ABSOLUTLY LOVE this dudes humor.
I love the "lose 90 pounds in 3 days" sign.
I'm continually impressed by your ability to convincingly play multiple characters in the same scene. You've really expanded your range with the angry wife!
Ooh, a good old fashioned roasting on the run and on the phone 😬😬😬🤣🤣🤣
It’s real fucked up how a spouse could sabotage you like this when you are trying to better yourself
If he was doing this for another women, he should divorce this one first.
If he was doing this for himself then he should DEFINITELY divorce her first.
Bro almost killed himself trying to lose an absurd amount of weight in 3 days, I’d be fucking pissed if I was mattied to him
He said "either I get fit or I die either way I win" @@Rose-ew7bv
"So how much will it cost for you to NOT make me better?" I felt that bro.
I’ve seen a ton of your videos and they are all great. I never said thanks for this type of humor you provide. So I officially am saying thank you for your work.
"Who are you sponsored by, Haagen Dasz!?" nah ☠️
This was lowkey a wakeup call to me lol
I havent rlly exercised since i was like…a kid playing tag and i have an extremely sedentary lifestyle
The other day i went swimming to try and get into doing it for weekly exercise and swam laps for 30 minutes! I felt great in the pool! Didnt want to leave! Then i got out and instantly felt like i was about to pass out
I suspect that'll be me next month...
I know the summer is getting hot now (in the northern hemisphere), but just walking around the block is a great way to get some exercise. Easy, no stress on your body, not bad.
Me yesterday at the gym lmao I almost passed out multiple times and I was sweating so much. My personal trainer couldn’t tell because I have a great poker face 💀
Another great option if you have it available in your area is rock climbing. Unlike swimming and walking, it is not just low impact, but no impact if you climb with a top rope.
I deal with a lot of chronic pain, which makes it near impossible to exercise, but rock climbing I can do without pain (outside of the basic muscle soreness from exercising)
@@oliviavanbrinkjust saying swimming is great low impact exercise ….. I’m glad you found something for you olivia.
I've heard of someone who went to the gym for the first time in years and was shipped to the ER because he legitimately couldn't move.
Really is important to take it slow when you're first starting on fitness goals
Ya, but you don't lose 90 pounds in three days doing that.
Rhabdo?
I remember going to a restaurant after going to hard my first time in a while. My arms were locked up and I needed someone to pass my fork to me
@@hrw1936 That would be a truly impressive feat of masochism. More likely he tore a muscle or dislocated a joint, I'd say, but who knows?
@@NurseGodOfMischief1of24 I've heard of a 19 yo with kidney damage. Rhabdo after working out.
Some of those lines from the wife hits hard
I’m not running away with someone but I know I’ll have to run when I give you the divorce papers
Here Come Da Boom!
You know that guy was like "I think I'd rather die than go back to that woman"
I NEED more backstory on this one
2nd. Like, what was the ambulance ride like for this one- what was the REAL reason he wanted to lose all the weightv
@@archieVGC_UniteVerbal abuse can make you want to do a lot of things.
Almost sneezed out a stew with the "oreo olympian". I LOVE these vids
"Who are you sponsored by, Haagen-Dazs?" Damn, Lady 😂
The way he snickers when the other guy is on the phone is like my co workers on the daily wife call😂
This guy is such a good actor my brain truly sees the different characters as different people. Even though I know its the same guy when watching they feel like entirely different people.
Every relationship I see makes me thankful for how loving and respectful a relationship I currently have.
Don't lose yourself to the relationship
“How much will it cost me for you to NOT make me better????😂😂😂
That will be free but I'll join 😂
@@aurasilver5 nah its around 7k to 12k for funeral costs alone
True
As a matter of fact, honey, I’m losing it for some very special people. Yeah, their names are: me, myself, and I
Gotta look good for the divorce party with the boys! 😂
nobody tries to lose 90 lbs in 3 days for their own personal wellbeing
@@dietotaku Unless they are shockingly misguided
I've been at this situation. I used to swim competitively. I thought I was still fit even though I haven't swam in about a year. I dove and starts doing freestyle. I was on my 8th lap when I blacked out and I woke up with the sound of my gf screaming and the lifeguard pumping my chest.
Jesus, dude. Good freaking job not passing through the pearly gates on that one. Glad for you.
Yeah, water sports is scary. You're just one stomach cramp away from saying sayonara to this world. @@NurseGodOfMischief1of24
@@NurseGodOfMischief1of24 yeah fam, watersports is dangerous. One slip up and to Atlantis I go!
lmao been there, didn't pass out, but was damn close. swimming 5-6 hours a week for years, stopping, and then trying to go 400 yards butterfly is not a good idea lmao
swimming is good though. when I was actually doing it consistently, I've was in the best mental state of my life. would recommend
@@StrawberryWarlord Yup, swimming is amazing. I just like the feeling that I am flying whenever I swim. Do it for 1 hours and you'll feel hunger like you never felt before. One of my buddies used to look down on swimming saying that it isnt a real sport if you dont sweat lol.
OMG the pt thinking the freaking phone call is more important is so spot on!
“Mr. Oreo Olympian” huh, sounds likes my shop teacher.
My favourite channel on TH-cam!!! Thank you Jason for the laughter 😂
God I love this channel. 25 years working in an er. I sympathize so much.
If this is a 1:1 transcript, the missus sure has some great zingers
That's one way to say she's verbally abusive... 😐
@@LRM12o8 she's verbally abusive yes but in this format it's really funny
@@LRM12o8 implying a cheater doesn't deserve it...
We don’t even know for sure the guy was cheating
@@dietotakufound the abuser.
Babe, wake up, a new paramedic video dropped!
Ahhhhhh new vid
🙄
Dude, I adore these. You’re amazing!
The EMT having to stop his external laughter had me.
Dude is super talented. His turn as Voice Of Irate Wife was truly awe-inspiring!
One of my insults was on a game, two guys were just going at it and the last insult I heard before they both left that actually made me laugh so hard was, “that’s why your parents are siblings bro!”
I feel attacked by the doctor who pulled me from competing even though I was on track to make weight just because I "passed out" a few times
This is beyond hilarious!! I’m snorting I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣 the wife is EPIC! Mr. Oreo Olympics😂😂…I’m using that.
"Who are you getting fit for"
Could he not have just said something like "you, hun! I want us both to be healthy and I decided to try and lose weight"
Something to that effect. I don't know. I'm not married
you don't need to be married for that.
that's how loads relationships go somehow.
and to answer that question:
No, once such stuff starts all reason is over, it's just gonna be a shit show for like the next week.
But is what you said the actual truth?
@@Unknown_Geniussounds exhausting
"No no no. I didn't call you for the chest pain. Can you do anything about this pain in my ass on the phone?"
Jason, your editor does such a fantastic job! These vids are much appreciated. Thanks for the laughs!
I love your content!
The way the wife just roast him into oblivion!! 😂😂😂😂
mr oreo Olympian is the best insult I've ever heard lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it literally had me choking because I was laughing so hard
Man all i know is you always make me laugh. Oh yeah MORE!!! And thank you!😊
"Oreo Olympian"? Man, that heat alone could make him lose 60lbs.
THE FACT AN OREO AD POPPED UP RIGHT AFTER SHE SAID OREO OLYMPIAN 😭
His expression when the wife cracks a Forrest Gump joke.😂
He did an amazing job playing the guys wife on the phone! Truly amazing voice acting. Love all these
"Who are you sponsored by? Haagen-Daaz??" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is absolute gold!!!
Forrest Gump if he was somehow even dumber:
...
Don't read the book.
@@bthsr7113I can’t read so that’s not a problem
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Abuse is abuse no matter who it is coming from
After 31 years Service.. been here done this
Such a supportive wife makes you want to live longer .
The cut is going to be crazy 😂
Love the chuckle transformed into a cough. Flawless.
That was brutal 😂
“My husband is trying to get fit quick. He must be cheating on me!”
Dude went full send the wrong way hahahahahaha
Every one of these skits leave me in stitches
Jason is so good at acting, he voiced the angry wife too
The laughter disguised in cough got me 😂
Losing weight meaning his soul losing his whole body, gotcha 😂
Doctors,nurses and medics have the healthiest sense of humour!!! Pun intended!😂😂😂
Woman gets called fat and it's body shaming.
Man gets called fat and it's humor.
"How much for you guys to Not make me better?" He sounded so genuine. 🤣😂
Sad part is, I actually know a few people who've done the whole "run in a Hefty garbage bag, so I can drop a few pounds" move. It nearly killed a kid I went to school with. His nickname was Cinch Sack Zack from then on. 😂
God these skits are so good
Feel bad for him. Sounds like an abusive relationship. If it was the other way around with a woman wanting a better body and running (albeit incorrectly and dangerously) for 3 days stright to loose weight with a mam that called her accusing her of cheating for wanting to loose weight and making fun of her eating, we'd all label the guy as a toxic abuser, the women as possibly becoming anorexic and that she is rhe victim that needs help.
But because its a man...Its funny???
Oreo Olympian had me dying 😂
I have so many questions about his relationship. Is she an abuser? Is he cheating? Like, damn.
My money is on cheating and that this isn’t the first time he’s been stepping out
She's an abuser. Like, absolutely obvious if your partner reacts with such toxicity and negativity to you just wanting to lose some weight, you're in abusive relationship.
Putting your life in obvious preventable danger without consideration for your family is pretty bad...
@@Callidus7SSMwomen are never bad
@@MarkelMathurin the heck is that supposed to mean? Women are just as bad, if not worse sometimes. And I say that as a biological woman.
I love how flabbergasted he looks when he hears the call 🤣
“I got you. Chug this Bang energy. In your current state you’ll be coding in no time”
As a non-medical professional... he needs a divorce.
All this mans problems can be solved with divorce papers.
So many good one liners.
Literally me after one large dinner 😂😂😂
"How much would it cost to not make me better":. That got me, poor soul.
Poor guy. ❤ Give him an oreo and a milkshake to cool down.
Hi Hun
DONT HUN ME!!😡
Lolll God bless
90 pounds in 3 days? Yeah, I highly doubt there's a safe way to do that. Probably plenty of potentially fatal ways, though.
That chuckle was so real 😂😂😂
That poor man must be miserable if his wife is like that
$5 says SHE is the one who is cheating, not him
with accusations of cheating, the pattern *does* seem to be that the actual cheater is the one making the accusations of their partner cheating.