I freaking love all the narrator's voices for this channel. You're all amazing. Thank you for getting me through anxiety and keeping my brain occupied when it needs to be
This wasn't cool, it was unintentionally funny. I accidentally said "sh*t" one time in elementary school and the teacher asked what my mother would say. I knew my mom would be more embarrassed than angry about it, so I said "she'll probably say, sh*t." The teacher thought I was being a disrespectful, but I was being literal. My mother, upon hearing I said a bad word replied "well, sh*t." The teacher paused for a moment, and then laughed line a hayena.
That lindsey lohan story lowkey goes hard. There's two ways it goes and you get to clap back at the asshole celebrity or you get a photo with an asshole celebrity. There's no bad way that goes.
I’ve been told on multiple occasions that I have the kind of face that gives off the same vibe as a lost/vaguely distressed child. I don’t smile often, especially not when working (I’m anxious and socially awkward and it shows. I try to keep my face neutral but apparently it doesn’t always work.) I can think of two occasions. My coworker: Are you okay? Me: Huh? Coworker: Is everything okay? You look upset. Me: Oh nah that’s just my face. The other occasion, at a different but similar job, A different coworker, joking around: Every time I see you on the clock you look miserable! Me: Shocking. Coworker: You know, it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown! Me: I’m burning calories. I’m not great at being funny on purpose, but apparently these were funny enough to get my coworkers repeating the lines to anyone in earshot. 🤷 I’m bad at conversation so I kinda just said the first thing that my random sentence generator of a brain spat out. I guess I was bound to say something witty at some point, monkeys and typewriters and whatnot.
In a GTA 5 RP server. I was playing as a Russian Mercenary, but was the team medic. Got asked to take a sniping position on the side of a helicopter as one of our fellow mercs was being taken hostage. I lined up the shot while the helicopter was still moving and headshot the hostage taker. The heli pilot turned to me and said. "I thought you were a medic!" My response; "Da. Medicine is sometimes delivered via .308 at 150 yards!"
My mom was getting mad me for something she does too, so i blurted out "let he who is without sin cast the first stone". Needless to say she was not happy 😭
My dad was arguing with his 6th wife and told her she was fat and her kitty cat parts stink like fish in the middle of dinner where I immediately spit snort whole kernel corn all over the dinner table infront of the whole family 😅😅😅I felt so bad for my then step mom but was unable to keep .myself from bursting out because of how fast and ruthless it was 😂 needless to say he's on wife number 7 or 8 now and I'm sure my stepmom's confidence has never truly recovered
27:54 ok, so for story 22, this person sounds incredibly oblivious and entitled, and was most likely not treated sexually at all and is just fishing for sympathy. First of All, in most if not all US states, if you get a moving violation when pulled over, the police are required by LAW to take your license. He didn’t forget it or try to steal it, he was doing his job. Furthermore, not only was her insult kinda lame, but she was probably getting a dirty look because if she actually was waiting in the back of the car for a few HOURS, that would mean that she was part of a reeeeeeally intense and busy situation and he was already more than likely annoyed as hell with her, not upset at the lame insult (people who call everyone who tells the “no” names like “fascist” tend to not be very bright). Also, being bent over the hood is completely standard in a search andthey do that to EVERYONE. Been there, done that. See, what we’re actually getting here is a glimpse into the mind of an entitled Karen. Notice how she leaves out why she was stopped AND taken in (as this would show that she’s absolutely full of it) and her whole story is full of suggestions and no actual evidence. This is why I love bodycam footage-99 times out of 100 it show the person making claims of assault and racism, etc for the liars that they are. Periodically they (and dash cams) show the cops being crooked, but more often than not it’s just entitled brats and terrible trying to remove all responsibility for their actions. Oh, and I’m saying this as an ex heroin addict. Most of the cops I dealt with were decent people. In fact, the 3 times they had me dead to rights, they ended letting me go and just confiscating my dope. Why? Because I was cooperative with them and treated them like human beings. this last statement doubles as advice. Take it.
A Karen lacks the humanity to treat others like human beings. Karens tend to lack empathy and dignity, much less the necessary humility, to understand the proper way to act.
It wasn't badass, but quick af This person wouldn't shut up when I was trying to read and eventually they said "every moment spent with you is golden" and I closed the book, looked at them and said "you know what else they say is golden? Silence" My friends son was playing some mortal kombat game with a test of might or something when the circle gets smaller and smaller you have to press. "Aunt Rae come see how small this circle is!" "Is it your circle of friends? Sorry sorry that mighta been too far"
Story 54: Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, will arbitrarily pass out failing grades for seeing through propaganda and bias instead of meekly accepting it.
Not really a heat of the moment thing, but here’s something I said in Preschool when my mom was picking me up while I was wearing my all black bat hoodie with ears and wings attached to the arms. Me: “I like the rain, and the dark times…” Mom: “You’re a dark soul, aren’t you?” Me, doing the best deep voice I could at my age: “THAT’S BECAUSE I’M BATMAN.” I was like 3
Love this channel, amazing narrators, but had to stop by story 44 due to the cringey stories by submitters. Really OP? THAT'S the line you chose to say? If you're going to write fiction at least make it good. Thanks for all you do Undersparked!
Why do you feel the need to add your own comments? You clearly force yourself to say it because none of it is ever relevant good or useful information, I seriously hate your videos because you put your personality into it, you are infuriating to listen to and your channel will never get any bigger than a few hundred k until you learn to stop
Why do YOU feel the need to add your useless comment? You clearly forced yourself to type this because nothing you say is relevant, useful or constructive. People like you are infuriating because you have the option to NOT say anything and find a different video to watch.
Because having a real person comment on the story is a whole lot better than some content-farm channel with AI voice overs and no human element to the narration?
I once said “you are hating from outside a club you can’t even get into” in a proper context.
Look at me now🎶🎶
I freaking love all the narrator's voices for this channel. You're all amazing. Thank you for getting me through anxiety and keeping my brain occupied when it needs to be
This wasn't cool, it was unintentionally funny. I accidentally said "sh*t" one time in elementary school and the teacher asked what my mother would say. I knew my mom would be more embarrassed than angry about it, so I said "she'll probably say, sh*t." The teacher thought I was being a disrespectful, but I was being literal. My mother, upon hearing I said a bad word replied "well, sh*t." The teacher paused for a moment, and then laughed line a hayena.
That lindsey lohan story lowkey goes hard. There's two ways it goes and you get to clap back at the asshole celebrity or you get a photo with an asshole celebrity. There's no bad way that goes.
I’ve been told on multiple occasions that I have the kind of face that gives off the same vibe as a lost/vaguely distressed child. I don’t smile often, especially not when working (I’m anxious and socially awkward and it shows. I try to keep my face neutral but apparently it doesn’t always work.) I can think of two occasions.
My coworker: Are you okay?
Me: Huh?
Coworker: Is everything okay? You look upset.
Me: Oh nah that’s just my face.
The other occasion, at a different but similar job,
A different coworker, joking around: Every time I see you on the clock you look miserable!
Me: Shocking.
Coworker: You know, it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown!
Me: I’m burning calories.
I’m not great at being funny on purpose, but apparently these were funny enough to get my coworkers repeating the lines to anyone in earshot. 🤷 I’m bad at conversation so I kinda just said the first thing that my random sentence generator of a brain spat out. I guess I was bound to say something witty at some point, monkeys and typewriters and whatnot.
In a GTA 5 RP server. I was playing as a Russian Mercenary, but was the team medic. Got asked to take a sniping position on the side of a helicopter as one of our fellow mercs was being taken hostage. I lined up the shot while the helicopter was still moving and headshot the hostage taker.
The heli pilot turned to me and said. "I thought you were a medic!"
My response; "Da. Medicine is sometimes delivered via .308 at 150 yards!"
My mom was getting mad me for something she does too, so i blurted out "let he who is without sin cast the first stone". Needless to say she was not happy 😭
One pure badass thing to say in any of these video stories is to actually say the word “bitch”
My dad was arguing with his 6th wife and told her she was fat and her kitty cat parts stink like fish in the middle of dinner where I immediately spit snort whole kernel corn all over the dinner table infront of the whole family 😅😅😅I felt so bad for my then step mom but was unable to keep .myself from bursting out because of how fast and ruthless it was 😂 needless to say he's on wife number 7 or 8 now and I'm sure my stepmom's confidence has never truly recovered
I remember the bookmark I used in 5th grade but not my siblings birthdays
27:54 ok, so for story 22, this person sounds incredibly oblivious and entitled, and was most likely not treated sexually at all and is just fishing for sympathy.
First of All, in most if not all US states, if you get a moving violation when pulled over, the police are required by LAW to take your license. He didn’t forget it or try to steal it, he was doing his job. Furthermore, not only was her insult kinda lame, but she was probably getting a dirty look because if she actually was waiting in the back of the car for a few HOURS, that would mean that she was part of a reeeeeeally intense and busy situation and he was already more than likely annoyed as hell with her, not upset at the lame insult (people who call everyone who tells the “no” names like “fascist” tend to not be very bright). Also, being bent over the hood is completely standard in a search andthey do that to EVERYONE. Been there, done that.
See, what we’re actually getting here is a glimpse into the mind of an entitled Karen. Notice how she leaves out why she was stopped AND taken in (as this would show that she’s absolutely full of it) and her whole story is full of suggestions and no actual evidence. This is why I love bodycam footage-99 times out of 100 it show the person making claims of assault and racism, etc for the liars that they are. Periodically they (and dash cams) show the cops being crooked, but more often than not it’s just entitled brats and terrible trying to remove all responsibility for their actions.
Oh, and I’m saying this as an ex heroin addict. Most of the cops I dealt with were decent people. In fact, the 3 times they had me dead to rights, they ended letting me go and just confiscating my dope. Why? Because I was cooperative with them and treated them like human beings. this last statement doubles as advice. Take it.
A Karen lacks the humanity to treat others like human beings. Karens tend to lack empathy and dignity, much less the necessary humility, to understand the proper way to act.
It wasn't badass, but quick af
This person wouldn't shut up when I was trying to read and eventually they said "every moment spent with you is golden" and I closed the book, looked at them and said "you know what else they say is golden? Silence"
My friends son was playing some mortal kombat game with a test of might or something when the circle gets smaller and smaller you have to press. "Aunt Rae come see how small this circle is!" "Is it your circle of friends? Sorry sorry that mighta been too far"
My friend was making fun of me while i was driving, and i said “your life is in my hands right now and you are actively chopping off my fingers”
Una vez, sin pensar, le dije a alguien que si no sabía respetar, al menos podía aprender a callar. El silencio fue brutal. 😂
Oh, I hate when the video ends up abruptly. But I understand that it took hours.
Story 54: Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, will arbitrarily pass out failing grades for seeing through propaganda and bias instead of meekly accepting it.
"I cheat at Wordle"
Not really a heat of the moment thing, but here’s something I said in Preschool when my mom was picking me up while I was wearing my all black bat hoodie with ears and wings attached to the arms.
Me: “I like the rain, and the dark times…”
Mom: “You’re a dark soul, aren’t you?”
Me, doing the best deep voice I could at my age: “THAT’S BECAUSE I’M BATMAN.”
I was like 3
I don't remember exactly what... but it was absolutely nothing kind.
1:41 this was my immediate expression looked up in realization 😮
0:01 there’s 21 ok and
and
ok do it then I don’t care
The fuck are you talking about
Is the old narrator ever coming back or nah
He does a video like once a week or so. Last one was 9 days ago
Love this channel, amazing narrators, but had to stop by story 44 due to the cringey stories by submitters. Really OP? THAT'S the line you chose to say? If you're going to write fiction at least make it good.
Thanks for all you do Undersparked!
bals :)
Oh, sure, right leaning are so scared of that rock and roll stuff🙄😑 Gee I bet they were so scared. How lame.
This Shi relatable fr
Tenth
Good vid also first
Almost but u were second or third
"I'm going to use a "classic quote"." Like hell you are. Mediocre series, mediocre quote.
Why do you feel the need to add your own comments? You clearly force yourself to say it because none of it is ever relevant good or useful information, I seriously hate your videos because you put your personality into it, you are infuriating to listen to and your channel will never get any bigger than a few hundred k until you learn to stop
????????? why do you gotta be an ass for no reason lol
Why do YOU feel the need to add your useless comment? You clearly forced yourself to type this because nothing you say is relevant, useful or constructive. People like you are infuriating because you have the option to NOT say anything and find a different video to watch.
Shut up. Why do you have to comment about everything?
Because having a real person comment on the story is a whole lot better than some content-farm channel with AI voice overs and no human element to the narration?
@@Foxxie0kun I don't like his commentary, but any comment helps the algorithm, I think.