Also vouch for punching a goose, damn thing flew at me and In self defense punched it in its stomach while it smacked me in the head with its beak, I looked like carrie with blood dripping down my face lmfao. Probably bc smart 13 yr old me was around its damn nest.
I have a rescued parrot named Steve, and I absolutely lost it when the boys started talking about a parrot named Steve getting jealous over a hawk- my Steve actually started chirping at the sound of his name, thanks guys
Domestic birds can be very affectionate and love scratches, especially chickens. Geese and swans can be very mean though. And no, the blinders aren't to dissuade violence, it's to keep them calm bc they're in unfamiliar or sensory overloading areas
Child me had an intense hatred of ostriches due to a very mildly traumatic encounter at a zoo. Child me would have definitely approved of Justin's opinions on ostriches
When Justin started to talk about machete chopping an ostrich, I first thought he’d said otter. I was (understandably I think) upset when he described how awesome that would be!
3:22 There’s a video available on TH-cam of an ostrich getting its head stuck behind a rail and pulling its own head off in an attempt to get free… if anyone’s as curious as Justin.
It’s weird that a falcon names pogs, the joke being that the name as irrelevant and outdated was for a completely separate reason became relevant again, and then irrelevant **again**
My dad punched a bird mid-air once. It was not a fun sight for little ten-year-old me, but it was really flying at his head and screaming so maybe it had it coming.
What’s killing me is that while these guys talk about horses and apparently pet birds as if they know a lot about them but obviously do not, they talk about horses with so much love and birds with so much distaste XD (Also these guys need to meet some good pet birds)
good birds (not subjective) chicken, blue jay, piegon, vulture, all those goth birds bad birds parakeet, all those other weird small ones, turkey, SEAGULL all other birds are undetermined but i will listen to input
“Have you ever tried to punch a bird?” Is the exact reasoning I used to remember that fighting type isn’t effective against flying type
I was drinking water when that “shrimp and pussayy” came out of NO WHERE and did a literal spit take
I love the delivery. Just the few scant seconds of silence and then a quiet and slimy
"ₛₕᵣᵢₘₚ ₐₙₔ ₚᵤₛₛᵧ"
As a person who has fought a goose, yes you can punch a bird.
Daveyog your a credit to your species
Fake. If you punched a goose you would be dead
Also vouch for punching a goose, damn thing flew at me and In self defense punched it in its stomach while it smacked me in the head with its beak, I looked like carrie with blood dripping down my face lmfao. Probably bc smart 13 yr old me was around its damn nest.
you are truly the zenith of our kind
Shit, don't admit that.
I have a rescued parrot named Steve, and I absolutely lost it when the boys started talking about a parrot named Steve getting jealous over a hawk- my Steve actually started chirping at the sound of his name, thanks guys
McElroy fans: we love our sweet wholesome unproblematic soft boys!
McElroys: wouldn't it be fun to watch an ostrich decapitation?
If that's the most problematic thing they've said then I'm good with that
Also all the just, general bird animosity? Like why all the avian hostility boys?
@@bishophoffman7939 it’s balanced out by Justin asking ‘if you saw an owl with one of its eyes gouged out, would you fuck it?’ in another episode
@themonarch5688 He is down, for the record. And he has a healing balm in his eye socket
3:55 “Whatever supreme being created Ostriches obviously made them for bloodsport,” is the funniest string of words ever 😂
Fun fact: in the coliseum they had arrows with crescent shaped heads specifically designed to decapitate ostriches.
Like.
Just ostriches? Nothing else?
@@Pomlithe what other animal do you know that has both a) a very long neck and b) a neck thin and fragile enough to be severed with an arrow?
@@unkillablesheep A swan?
swans are just the ostriches of the lake I think
Touché.
The Mcelroys clearly know nothing about birbs
This bit always bugs me bc birds', like, whole deal is that if something tries to hurt them they just leave very quickly
Right? I think everything they said about birds in this clip was just incorrect.
it's a joke fam
2:18 "How come, as many times as I've seen chickens killed on TV..."
I'm sorry Hoops, what? Excuse me?
On the bird evisceration channel ofc
@@lordtachanka903 avian annihilation network, bird butchering channel
Chicken churning channel
"You'll be able to become a Gunslinger at an unprecedentedly young age"
Domestic birds can be very affectionate and love scratches, especially chickens. Geese and swans can be very mean though. And no, the blinders aren't to dissuade violence, it's to keep them calm bc they're in unfamiliar or sensory overloading areas
"I Punched Seven Birds"
You're actually supposed to punch an ostrich if you open the window at a safari and it pokes its head into your car
Child me had an intense hatred of ostriches due to a very mildly traumatic encounter at a zoo. Child me would have definitely approved of Justin's opinions on ostriches
i know trav meant pogs, but what if you named a falcon pawgs
This is the 2nd mbmbam bit in a row I’ve listened to where one of the brothers says pussy and it catches me waaay off guard
“Where would you cut you have so many options” - juice McElroy
Avian Cartoon Snuff Film is my band's name.
I have fought a turkey. I'm just gonna say you'll lose to anything bigger than a duck man
I think everyone would lose a fight with a Duck Man
These are the highlights of my day tbh. Thanks my bud
for this very particular Venn diagram of people: you can name your gold saucer racing chocobo 'flying knife'
I have a quaker parrot on my shoulder rn, he's a good good boy. he's disabled, his parrots bit his toes off.
Is this question related to Pokemon?
It's a pretty awkward question, if you ask me.
Yes
Anyone who gets the reference at 7:00 has my infinite love and respect.
currently reading the dark tower series right now
im gonna name my next pet gangum style
When Justin started to talk about machete chopping an ostrich, I first thought he’d said otter. I was (understandably I think) upset when he described how awesome that would be!
PARROTS ARE BEAUTIFUL LOVING CHILDREN
Na
No thanks
3:22 There’s a video available on TH-cam of an ostrich getting its head stuck behind a rail and pulling its own head off in an attempt to get free… if anyone’s as curious as Justin.
7:00 Solid reference, much appreciated.
What were they referencing?
Dark Tower series by Steven King. I think I was reading it around the time I saw this, lol.
@@jackflorence6562 Thank you! It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what it was.
"they are super swans" swans are like the biggest asshole birds out there, all the more reason to decapitate an ostrich
In the Roman arena a special arrow was invented for decapitating ostrich.
It’s weird that a falcon names pogs, the joke being that the name as irrelevant and outdated was for a completely separate reason became relevant again, and then irrelevant **again**
My dad punched a bird mid-air once. It was not a fun sight for little ten-year-old me, but it was really flying at his head and screaming so maybe it had it coming.
In some cases, ostriches are hornier for humans than other ostriches
"this is my falcon, pogs" has a new meaning now
Is the question a reference to that Tiedrich comic?
Naming a falcon pogs no longer works for carbon dating your bird
gangnam style is actually timeless
Well, flying-types have a resistance against fighting types
What’s killing me is that while these guys talk about horses and apparently pet birds as if they know a lot about them but obviously do not, they talk about horses with so much love and birds with so much distaste XD
(Also these guys need to meet some good pet birds)
No, they don't. It's a comedy show.
No, they don't. It's a comedy show.
Name my falcon Deion Sanders
Punch a falcon. Falcon punch!!
mmm dark tower references
Wow, Justin was mad hostile on this question but damn were they funny.
2:17
If you tries to punch an ostrich, it would fucking kill you
good birds (not subjective)
chicken, blue jay, piegon, vulture, all those goth birds
bad birds
parakeet, all those other weird small ones, turkey, SEAGULL
all other birds are undetermined but i will listen to input
this is the best segment in terms of topic like (not goofs tho)
6:27 alexa play bruno is orange
I hate when these guys talk about animals.