thekatplays I remember when America had an infinite money glitch I think they patched it and people are going bankrupt. Think they are going to make it a normal feature because they are getting very bad reviews. People say the covid-19 patch was the worst
Can we all focus on how cursed this map is? Look at Hawaii, the Caribbean, the Yucatan. This is probably the most cursed city skylines map I've ever seen.
ISP (isorrowproductions) has seen this comment and does not like it. As ordered by the almighty youtu- i mean um the almighty ruler has censored this. Thank you for understanding
Hey, idk if you check the comments but I’m just gonna say that when I’m having a bad day I always come on TH-cam and type isp watch one of your videos to cheer me up and make my day so thank you and never change
Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron because Anarchism, and Capitalism contradict each other because capitalism contains that hierarchy which anarchism is supposed to lack, they cannot co-exist.
@@jacobtrowbridge9767 You've ever heard of making appointments early? In europe, you just make your next checkup appointment right after you were at your checkup. It's called time Management. For important stuff you have to wait a day max.
As a lifelong resident of north west Florida, I must thank you for depicting us so well, the dirt roads and all the crime is quite accurate, but all the high density residences are probably too much to give Florida credit for. Just needs more swamps and pine forrests thick with kudzu to the point you can't walk through the woods without a machete. And it would look just like home!
@@2kdrilly431 careful the LGBT nazis might attack you personally for saying that (JUST TO CLARIFY AS I MIGHT BE ATTACKED AS WELL, I SUPPORT PEOPLE BEING GAY, HOWEVER I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THE GROUP THAT PROMOTES IT AS THEY ARE NAZIS)
Doctor: I diagnose you with stupid. Client: Is that a real condition, doctor? Doctor: What am I supposed to know, I've never even finished high school.
The reason people are LITERALLY hungry and starving is because of capitalism, because capitalists are only caring about profit as opposed to people's well-being and try to wrongly profit off of food, something that is a necessity for life. There is plenty of food for everybody but capitalists want to force people to pay for a basic necessity for survival that they need.
I haven't watched the video yet, but I'm going to make some predictions. -Europe Map -Joke about France -Joke about USA -Joke about Antarctica being Yellow -Really fucked up road system -Roads that go really, really high into the air then drop really, really far down -Giant pit that all the sewage goes into which inevitably overflows -Sewage Tsunami Joke -Zoo inside Playground -Zoo inside Prison -Zoo inside Rubbish Tip -Armada of Bin Trucks -An entire country/continent becomes a giant Rubbish Tip/Prison, joke about it -Joke about city being populated by rat-people Think that should do the trick, although I could probably think of a couple more. Wonder how many I will get right?
“Shit. I know shit's bad right now. With all that starving bullshit. And the dust storms. And we're running out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.”
Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron because Anarchism, and Capitalism contradict each other because capitalism contains that hierarchy which anarchism is supposed to lack, they cannot co-exist.
I lost your channel long time ago, and a video use to make me laugh hard, since all I remembered was the word "skeleton" that you said, when I heard your voice I was so happy, because I knew it was one of the videos of the channel who used to make me laugh so hard even when back then i was living rough things. Long story but I wanted to write it, idk why tho. Much love, A fan.
Isn’t everybody taught how the first colonists to America came in through the great North Atlantic Bridge? Stretches thousands of miles across the ocean and connects Europe to North America.
Good tip:
If you make everything legal, there will be no crime.
"Crimen rate goes to zero if everything is legal" Big brain
Woah hold your horses there anarchist
*flashback to the 400,000 anarcho-liberals in Berlin*
*FBI wants to know your location*
@@YMZaki jokes on you i dont know what that means.
Having infinite money and still wanting to make more is VERY American.
thekatplays I remember when America had an infinite money glitch I think they patched it and people are going bankrupt. Think they are going to make it a normal feature because they are getting very bad reviews. People say the covid-19 patch was the worst
Dont you know? People only have worth if they generate green paper
That, and inventing a different way of doing things and trying to get other people to adopt it
*cough*
Infinite money that's owned by other countries
@@pixelfencer chinese fever*
ISP goes for meme, accidentally creates modern America.
Haha funny meme funny because capitalism
Glitchy Windows 3.1 ok
Not really Americans aren't stupid and uneducated we just have a very corrupt government
@@cheeto4027 "very corrupt" theres worse
@@billyboys7693 yes there is worse, but that is not an excuse to ignore America's problems
As a proud citizen of Mruciaicia I can confirm everything in this video is true. Right down to the Twinkie factory.
Don’t forget the soda bottling plant
Why did I first read that as Manchuria? What the hell is wrong with me?
@Feesh Feesh "correctly"
I read that as "As a poor citizen".
Don't forget the education my man.
Hey ISP if ISorrowProductions is copying you, just copystrike his videos!
Well hello, didn’t know I’d see u here mr.Slovakia
They are the same person
@@BLINDING_Red_STAR .........Its a joke
Elfaderian Empire 2020 no ReALlY?
Evan Juenemann hello there comrade!
Can we all focus on how cursed this map is? Look at Hawaii, the Caribbean, the Yucatan. This is probably the most cursed city skylines map I've ever seen.
Baja California Goes brrr
The fact that this is all going down in Florida makes so much sense and makes it 20 times better.
“We are so stupid it’s collapsing society” 11/10 would America again
I’m an American with a college degree and I approve this message
@@PhoenixofEclipse holy shit, a COLLEGE degree? get this genius a medal.
And so can you!
@Muff Buster Get him a medal for him to sell to pay off a little bit more of his student loans
@@PhoenixofEclipse ooh so you surely have debt to pay mind giving that money to me if you get some
I bet the fires started when a man put a fork in an electrical outlet
How would somebody even manage that, what kind of fork is that supposed to be? lol
@@n.stephan9848 a metal one. Did you not know that if yoy turn on an electrical outlet and put a metal fork in it you get an electric shock?
@@n.stephan9848 also the education rate is 3 percent so I'd say most people there dont know its dangerous
To get that SWEET insurance money.
@@guardianofh5205 I meant shapewise, all the forks I've seen have four points. Except for the BBQ/meat fork things, those have two points.
Isp: now that I'm making money...
Me seeing that he has unlimited money on:👁👄👁
ISP (isorrowproductions) has seen this comment and does not like it. As ordered by the almighty youtu- i mean um the almighty ruler has censored this. Thank you for understanding
You HAd to put that kissing emoji
I miss being a gravy baby
Same 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Idk why I put all of those emojis
There is too much bourgeois for me to handle
Based
@Dylan Stewart no its mruciaciacia
@Dylan Stewart North Korea has much more police and garbage cans
I mean he’s using gravel roads, not the pig dog paved road.
@Dylan Stewart more like India, basic dirt roads but built up buildings
Stalin probably got a heart attack every second
Or a stroke
He would be proud
@@GoProuser44 nah he wouldn't
Of course, if everyone but him isnt poor and suffering in a camp, then something is wrong
Yeah he is having a seizure stroke 10 heart attacks and vomiting all at once right next to me
"I sent someone to shoot Carol"
Tiger King 2: ISP boogaloo
omg lol rofl got me LOLLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It reveals the truth!
“Swaps P and S in ISP and uses fire to see invisible ink”
*ISP has been IRS the whole time !*
Hey, idk if you check the comments but I’m just gonna say that when I’m having a bad day I always come on TH-cam and type isp watch one of your videos to cheer me up and make my day so thank you and never change
Anonymous Slayer yeah
Awe
“when I can just have a big bag of money” Scrooge McDuck is that you
why are you everywhere that i go
Oh its avery, good morning row whatever time it is
Y o u a r e e v e r y w h e r e
"We basically just run round the streets with our rocks and, you know, throw them at each other."
Rust in a nut shell.
Ah yes, just like in real life!
Stage1: Steal money from employees
Stage2: Low workers comp
Stage3: Profits
Stage4: Employees beats up boss
😂😂😂
Step 5: suicide nets
You just summed up Das Kapital in four sentences
Stage5 survive from the workers and the revolution
@@elmascapo6588 step 7: turn into oligarchy
I paused the video but the capitalism didn’t stop :(
Not based
It do be like that with systemic exploitation :(
@Typed Scroll capitalism is cringe
Typed Scroll oversaying the ‘cringe’ Is a 2016 bitch move replying with the word “cringe”
thank god it didn't stop
Me: Clicks on ISP vid with Stalin in the thumbnail
TH-cam: Here's an Adventure Communist ad
When you want to make an ancap society but it turnes into an anprim society :(
Return to ape
ancap doesn't make any sense
there is literally no difference between the government oppressing people and corporations oppressing people
@@NoConsequenc3 corporations are usually worse though
Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron because Anarchism, and Capitalism contradict each other because capitalism contains that hierarchy which anarchism is supposed to lack, they cannot co-exist.
So basically the us healthcare and educational systems
*w h e e z e*
Over here in the UK we got free healthcare AND children don't get shot up in school!
Well underfunded but look at where the schools spend their money
@Evan Juenemann well Id rather pay for healthcare than wait months for free healthcare, but thats just me.
@marek nitka
That's the thing:
'Murica is the greatest country in the world...for the upper class
@@jacobtrowbridge9767
You've ever heard of making appointments early?
In europe, you just make your next checkup appointment right after you were at your checkup. It's called time Management.
For important stuff you have to wait a day max.
No one:
Any Southern-Chinese-dominant coastal city in Asia:
*(Edit) Except we're well educated
No cops
Stage1: Steal money from employees
Stage2: Low workers comp
Stage3: Profits
Stage4: Employees beats up boss
I must build more *F A M C T O R Y*
As a lifelong resident of north west Florida, I must thank you for depicting us so well, the dirt roads and all the crime is quite accurate, but all the high density residences are probably too much to give Florida credit for. Just needs more swamps and pine forrests thick with kudzu to the point you can't walk through the woods without a machete. And it would look just like home!
I like how he made his money factory in Florida specifically
I missed you daddy
GAY
@@2kdrilly431 good
@@2kdrilly431 I mean it is pride month
@@2kdrilly431 careful the LGBT nazis might attack you personally for saying that
(JUST TO CLARIFY AS I MIGHT BE ATTACKED AS WELL, I SUPPORT PEOPLE BEING GAY, HOWEVER I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE THE GROUP THAT PROMOTES IT AS THEY ARE NAZIS)
Lmao one of the notifications read "High School: A dead person is waiting for transport"
ISP just made Ancapistan
The lack of no road option proves we truly live in a society
Have you considered making an only-walk paths run?
Doctor: I diagnose you with stupid.
Client: Is that a real condition, doctor?
Doctor: What am I supposed to know, I've never even finished high school.
ISP stands for
Internet
Service
Provider
4:05 Minneapolis rn
11:51 CONFIRMED! ISP LEADING THE CSA!
"I've made people too stupid." - ISP Well yeah dude, that's your whole point on TH-cam.
Uneducated: 98%
Educated: 2%
Dude you got America perfect
'A Capitalist City That Only Cares About Money' - that just sounds like capitalism
"my citizens keep dying"
Yes, I wonder why
The reason people are LITERALLY hungry and starving is because of capitalism, because capitalists are only caring about profit as opposed to people's well-being and try to wrongly profit off of food, something that is a necessity for life. There is plenty of food for everybody but capitalists want to force people to pay for a basic necessity for survival that they need.
INDIAN Infrastructure fuckin Rip
in this episode of ISP destroys cities skylines: ISP recreates the idiocracy dystopia
This is INCREDIBLY realistic
This Video Violates the NAP, be prepared for me to airstrike you for this act of aggression.
Finally a cities skylines video my prayers have been answered.
Nobody:
Dads when you leave the lights turned on fir 5 sec: 2:42
Hes the one complaining bout reproducing?
I haven't watched the video yet, but I'm going to make some predictions.
-Europe Map
-Joke about France
-Joke about USA
-Joke about Antarctica being Yellow
-Really fucked up road system
-Roads that go really, really high into the air then drop really, really far down
-Giant pit that all the sewage goes into which inevitably overflows
-Sewage Tsunami Joke
-Zoo inside Playground
-Zoo inside Prison
-Zoo inside Rubbish Tip
-Armada of Bin Trucks
-An entire country/continent becomes a giant Rubbish Tip/Prison, joke about it
-Joke about city being populated by rat-people
Think that should do the trick, although I could probably think of a couple more. Wonder how many I will get right?
I like how he messes around and still can build better cities than I can...
That’s just sad
When isp makes a city that is only meant to make money
makes less money than normal cities that size
Well idk what I expected but yeah great video
No one:
Chile:
La wea cierta nsbsjdvjdd que pena :c
Literally just Capitalist problems
Make a city with only toll boothes for roads and 1 house, 1 factory, and one store with no power, water, sewage output, and a bouncy castle
ISP: Builds tall bridge over my city.
Me:
(Edit: just found out he completely destroyed it with sand, all to make a pretty heart.)
This is what Orwell was talking about
people are working in that industry zone but karen cant wear a mask for 20 minutes
@5:55 A True Capitalist would find a way to charge for that free car wash.
Detroit looks great in this time of the year
Well obviously the St. Lawrence River empties into the Atlantic Ocean. You should have known that from Empire Total War! 😆
“Shit. I know shit's bad right now. With all that starving bullshit. And the dust storms. And we're running out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.”
the secret to make money in cities skylines is..
well
like victoria 2
FACTORIES AND INDUSTRY!
Hey ISP, I wonder whether you’d consider a tutorial-styled video for Victoria 2? Your top tips and tricks on how to play (and succeed).
Welcome to Night City.
IVAN GET THE BOMB
THE TSAR BOMB
The car in the road broke me into laughter
Lenin is very disappointed :‘(
That's gonna cost money is this town's motto
this is polish city simulator
'' You guys are literally shitting out problems for me '' - ISP xD
YESS. I love it when you make city skylines videos!!!!
This guy should team up with graystillplays
This video is the definition of anarco-capitolism.
Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron because Anarchism, and Capitalism contradict each other because capitalism contains that hierarchy which anarchism is supposed to lack, they cannot co-exist.
@@hoxhacat8195 Anarco-capitalism is the removal of government where corporations rule everything.
Good ol' fashioned dystopian Thursday in America, thank you for showing America as it truely is, ISP .
1:37 Oh look! It’s a portal to the BackRooms!
0:35 let me breath man it's too funny
I live in Michigan and I can confirm it is just a giant sewage lake, we are born in the sewage and die in the sewage
Pretty much just a hellscape of sewage, lead water, theft and cornfields... so... much... corn
Same, our state should perish.
And the UP should be nuked.
ISP has discovered Late Stage Capitalism XD
Another great video from internet service provider.
isoundpremium should be the name of this channel, no reason, just, an apple product
*cursors over high school*
"a dead person is awaiting transport!"
Yup, that's America alright.
I LOVE THESE VIDEOS! the way this guy fucks with Cities
5:50 Best car wash
“Turn all of Canada into a giant sewage lake” only turn 1/5th of Canada into a massive sewage lake
When you meme around so much with unlimited money that you cant even break even when you attempt to create a money making city
And people wonder why the Pilgrims didn’t return to England. It’s wasn’t for lack of want but simply a matter of physics
I guess the moral of the story is don't give cellphones to neanderthals, that's how Karens are made
How did I just realize ISP always uses the unlimited money mod
ISP sounds like an old grandma, when he mentions children playing fortnite
16:33 HEY Red isn't capitalistic! You got away with all that other stuff but that's the last straw! Take em' away boys!
I lost your channel long time ago, and a video use to make me laugh hard, since all I remembered was the word "skeleton" that you said, when I heard your voice I was so happy, because I knew it was one of the videos of the channel who used to make me laugh so hard even when back then i was living rough things.
Long story but I wanted to write it, idk why tho.
Much love,
A fan.
Isn’t everybody taught how the first colonists to America came in through the great North Atlantic Bridge? Stretches thousands of miles across the ocean and connects Europe to North America.
Play Pokémon Clover, that slowpoke and previously, Slowking tells me that you want it.
Wait, slowking devolved?
Dad's back from getting the milk
It you have the natural disaster dlc you can specifically collapse the houses of people who complain
When your home town is a wind powered electric plant
It'd be pretty interesting to see what an anarcho-capitalist president would do.
Oh sh*t. Wait a minute.
ISP accidentally made Detroit
Lol, Detroit was destroyed by the commies, unions, and the constant push to make companies unprofitable
@@danielnoriega6655 Replace the words communism with capitalism, unions with corporates, and unprofitable with profitable, and you're 100% on point
As an American, it is very disturbing that Europeans didn't know about the Great Contamination of Canada
Looks like regular capitalism to me
@@elmascapo6588 "communism is when no food"
(not a communist but can you guys get new jokes)
I can't tell if this is an ISP video or a documentary of the South African government's planning department