2nd Grade was my first one. It was recess. I had a huge crush on this girl, Patrycia. She lived across the street from me and there was a playground right around the corner so I played with her and her friend nearly everyday. Anyway, instead of waiting until after school, I just couldn't control myself and wait any longer. So I pulled her aside at recess away from her friends, and I thought I was being pretty stealthy about it so the teachers wouldn't notice but I found out that wasn't the case. I lead Patrycia behind a tree, and without warning, I kissed her... she didn't pull away. 2nd Grade... Unfortunately when recess was over the teacher pulled us both aside and we got in trouble. Call homes and all that jazz. My dad gave me the first fist bump I ever remember me getting from him. I haven't seen Patrycia since 4th grade and I'm now 20 years old. We are, however, Facebook friends.
+dwp1slyfox I got him beat. I'm a Raider fan. He merely adopted losing. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see a .500 season until I was already a man; by then it nothing to me but blinding!
I wonder how will be my first kiss since I'm already an adult, could be simple because I already passed through that horny nervous teenager phase, or even more stressful cause I'm still inexperienced. (10:05)
Is it weird being a 21 year old virgin? im in college.. im not bad with girls at all.. im pretty attractive.. ive just not been in many situations where a girl would want to hook up w/ me.. im just not the kind of guy to instigate situations... any thoughts??
I had my first kiss after my teenage girlfriend and I had just eaten a steak dinner. All I could taste was salty beef. I know people can be attracted to a variety of different things, but to be honest, that wasn't my cup of tea, not that I don't appreciate a good steak.
Unfortunately I poked a girl in the eye with my nose during my first kiss. I made a joke afterwards so she laughed and then we tried again and succeeded. We had 6th grade science together.
Nick just said Jurassic Park 3 wasn't a great movie I bet he's the one who says Jurassic Park 2 was the best in the franchise yet he claims to be the expert on movies
Tim's sleepover bit was brilliant.
+Jared Miner *cough*
+Jared Miner Tim has some crazy sleepover stories. The Fredo story is very funny.
Tim will forever be a 13 kid and I absolutely love it haha!! Keep doing your thing man you are amazing your thoughts on sleepovers are hysterical!
nothing will ever beat Colins virginity story. A GameOverGreggy CLASSIC.
+k crowder what episode?
Ep. 8. Colin starts at 23:25.
Still my favorite GOG topic. This was similar so I loved this as well
Tim hit the nail on the head with that sleepover monologue.
2nd Grade was my first one. It was recess. I had a huge crush on this girl, Patrycia. She lived across the street from me and there was a playground right around the corner so I played with her and her friend nearly everyday.
Anyway, instead of waiting until after school, I just couldn't control myself and wait any longer. So I pulled her aside at recess away from her friends, and I thought I was being pretty stealthy about it so the teachers wouldn't notice but I found out that wasn't the case. I lead Patrycia behind a tree, and without warning, I kissed her... she didn't pull away. 2nd Grade...
Unfortunately when recess was over the teacher pulled us both aside and we got in trouble. Call homes and all that jazz.
My dad gave me the first fist bump I ever remember me getting from him.
I haven't seen Patrycia since 4th grade and I'm now 20 years old. We are, however, Facebook friends.
The Earth Day store LOL that part had me cracking up
Colin is a stand-up guy. The New York Jets should be proud to have him as a fan.
+dwp1slyfox I got him beat. I'm a Raider fan. He merely adopted losing. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see a .500 season until I was already a man; by then it nothing to me but blinding!
Their eyes met...Greg slowly leaned in and grabbed her cheek." - Greg's first kiss
I start and end my days with you guys. Kinda!
Funny!
All these stories about getting kissed in elementary and middle school and I got my first one literally a week ago, haha!
You guys have mush better first kiss stories than anybody I know! :O
Great topic! I'm gonna use this in my podcast. My first kiss was via spin the bottle.
Great topic TakTrack.
Great podcast
Way to go Tim with the Tinder shirt hahahaha
The Earth Day store LOL
I feel like I'd be totally okay with forgetting my first kiss... lol
I wonder how will be my first kiss since I'm already an adult, could be simple because I already passed through that horny nervous teenager phase, or even more stressful cause I'm still inexperienced. (10:05)
Everytime Tim looks to the camera, I try not to but I have to make eye contact.
lol Greg said one second with his finger up to Tim.
This makes me wish that Colin was on Knockin' Boots with Greg
Is it weird being a 21 year old virgin? im in college.. im not bad with girls at all.. im pretty attractive.. ive just not been in many situations where a girl would want to hook up w/ me.. im just not the kind of guy to instigate situations... any thoughts??
+django chubbinz Super Weird. Check that out with a hooker or something.
+django chubbinz you need to start instigating it, don't wait for some "lucky moment" because it might never happen
It's not weird dude. Lol you're fine. Fuck people who say it's weird. It's your life
Tim is so clean, he's like what you would get if you asked Disney to make a baby
12tippettm That's not the point I'm trying to make, it's a lot of the other things about him that make him a Disney boy
I love when Tim pretends to be straight
Still waiting for my first kiss. I really don't have any game.
301 club! squad goals
Lol PlayStation community really does stick with Greg
+Kuldeep Solanki and Colin
What documentary is Nick talking about? Is he making one about Greg
On going joke on the show that they'll make on about Gregs childhood.
+Rick Rodriguez its not a joke....loll
Just had my first kiss last night lol
I had my first kiss after my teenage girlfriend and I had just eaten a steak dinner. All I could taste was salty beef. I know people can be attracted to a variety of different things, but to be honest, that wasn't my cup of tea, not that I don't appreciate a good steak.
Unfortunately I poked a girl in the eye with my nose during my first kiss. I made a joke afterwards so she laughed and then we tried again and succeeded. We had 6th grade science together.
Nick just said Jurassic Park 3 wasn't a great movie I bet he's the one who says Jurassic Park 2 was the best in the franchise yet he claims to be the expert on movies
My first kiss was in a doghouse in first grade (it wasn't with the dog).
+Ansgar Feicht We don't judge here.
+Ansgar Feicht would have been a much better story if it was
Nick... we cannot be friends anymore. You think Jurassic Park III was not a good film... come onnnnnn. It's way better than the second one.
+MADagain Talk about faint praise
TheBleachj16 Yup
Nah man, III sucked.
Why does it take $75,000 for 60 minutes of animation? I'm not being facetious(I hope I spelt that right) I just don't understand. Maybe I'm ignorant.
Due to various personality and mental issues I've never and will never be with anyone. And I'm ok with that.
MURDER JOKE!
murder dat pussay you know what im sayim
is this love and sex stuff? lol jk
#smashthedunst
dassit
Colin is a stand-up guy. The New York Jets should be proud to have him as a fan.
Everytime Tim looks to the camera, I try not to but I have to make eye contact.
#smashthedunst