Twitch is Banning Everyone But Alinity!

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  • Shockingly Twitch as taken to banning everyone but Alinity
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  • @estoyaqui5386
    @estoyaqui5386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    Alinity: stabs someone
    A bystander: "that´s not ok"
    -twitch- Police: arrests the bystander.

    • @ULTIMATEGOOSE01
      @ULTIMATEGOOSE01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Penny Wilson never underestimate the THIRST.
      But yeah, I don't really understand the whole thing of giving streamers money anyway.

    • @difficultbastard
      @difficultbastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Penny Wilson Her intelligence?

    • @shalindelta7
      @shalindelta7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @The Stalker block the face, rock the base.

    • @Hellspawnxxx
      @Hellspawnxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fucking rights hawt girls should never be behind bars, only ugly people.... Hahaha your an ugly bitch Glupi and Alinity is not banned deal with it hahahaha.

    • @derekobrien1342
      @derekobrien1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hellspawnxxx Whatever you say, edgelord.

  • @winlover37
    @winlover37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Alinity: Abuses animal
    Critic: Points out abuse
    Twitch: Bans critic
    *Outstanding move*

    • @ktrocknerd
      @ktrocknerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good summary of the video, thanks.

    • @blemishednicely8402
      @blemishednicely8402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Checkmate, as they say, lols~

    • @winlover37
      @winlover37 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ktrocknerd
      Good summary of the comment, thanks

    • @tylermcflyer3061
      @tylermcflyer3061 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      winlover37 communist pieces of shit

    • @imposterblockade1826
      @imposterblockade1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao peta should investigate twitch they support animal abuse

  • @theoriginalchefboyardee1740
    @theoriginalchefboyardee1740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    "You make fun of Alinity? You go to Gulag."
    -Twitch Staff

    • @talon6097
      @talon6097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Original Chef Boyardee underrated

    • @tylermcflyer3061
      @tylermcflyer3061 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Original Chef Boyardee nah I’ll go medal 0-1 bitch

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Again basically spetnaz

    • @vmaik04
      @vmaik04 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      this been a like reply, im gonna say it here so it reaches more poeple, but it looks like its time for an adpocalypse on twitch rn

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tachanka what do you want my lord? A temple? A religion? An army? A sacrifice? Or just a new skin and an acog for your gun in Siege, the tribute to our lord?

  • @SnlDrako
    @SnlDrako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    Let's face it, guys, Twitch is a pornsite with a gaming section.

    • @oscarpalacios7828
      @oscarpalacios7828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      mmmmmm, should ask Pornhub to open an adult video game section.

    • @TheAmubis
      @TheAmubis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lmao sofporn it is because only youngest kid can stand that

    • @leadbones
      @leadbones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And it's the weakest, no full penetration, not worth your time, not entertaining porn on the market.

    • @SnlDrako
      @SnlDrako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oscarpalacios7828 I legit think Pornhub would do that.

    • @33kami__2
      @33kami__2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true

  • @elLooto
    @elLooto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Wrong Headline, go with:
    "Twitch endorses animal cruelty"

    • @cloud8813
      @cloud8813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      PETA likes that

    • @km5405
      @km5405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      lets see how fucking fast twitch does 180 if they start getting heat from the mainstream media/animal activists.

    • @obsidianmoon13
      @obsidianmoon13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Better yet: Amazon's Twitch endorses animal cruelty.

    • @vought19
      @vought19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@obsidianmoon13 Amazon's Twitch endorses animal cruelty and racial injustice!

    • @kaze0fox
      @kaze0fox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@obsidianmoon13 Mhm why not send those two clips to Amazon. See how fast that's gonna change. I'll bet my Sims 2 collection Twitch will get a quick and corporate response. Gotta fight fire with fire on this one.

  • @christiancinnabars1402
    @christiancinnabars1402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    “911! Someone broke into my house and is trying to rob me!”
    Police: *Arrests the person on the phone for harassment.*

    • @heatseeker9573
      @heatseeker9573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sounds about like the UK

    • @RealNotallGaming
      @RealNotallGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahahahah
      is like italy!!!!
      ahahahah
      thief cant be touched! !!!!!!
      ahahahah
      madness
      i touch thief i go prison 0.0
      ahahaha

    • @WayoftheDave
      @WayoftheDave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought the same thing!

    • @Invokearticlepetitions
      @Invokearticlepetitions 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heatseeker9573 In the UK if you hit an intruder to hard you will go to jail. So basically if you're not on knees giving the criminal a blowjob. The police are like why didn't you do what the intruder asked to avoid trouble.

  • @Vigilence
    @Vigilence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    People should report her to amazon execs and bypass twitch altogether.

    • @jonathonsanders2508
      @jonathonsanders2508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I was just thinking that. If people stopped buying through Amazon and point out that it's because of the unfair practices through Twitch, it may have the execs looking at the issue.

    • @Josh350
      @Josh350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Amazon dgaf righteousness. Profits over bad publicity.

    • @MemeGod259
      @MemeGod259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LimitBreakr424 we could make Peta call them out twiiter too and other animal protection organizations too

    • @MemeGod259
      @MemeGod259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@Primer Ministro Sans De Britanniaput them in under presure it always works

    • @oniokami13
      @oniokami13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brilliant idea

  • @MichaelPohoreski
    @MichaelPohoreski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Alinity: X is true
    Bystander: I respectfully disagree due to Y and Z.
    **You have been banned for hate & harassment**

  • @LcieKJ
    @LcieKJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    "Dont you think what Alinity did deserves a little bit of punishment"
    - Banned for racism

    • @thegamerguy4103
      @thegamerguy4103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ah, yes, the most oppressed race, alinity

    • @TehBudWhisperer
      @TehBudWhisperer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Everything is racist these days it seems..

    • @laka8963
      @laka8963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She's 10% black tho

    • @alter_ech0
      @alter_ech0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      E-thots are the most oppressed species on the planet, everybody shed a tear in Alinity's honor. Let's hold a candlelight vigil and support our local e-thots from the threat of being harassed by the local peasants for daring to speak a word of protest against unequal treatment of men and women on their gaming streaming platform 🤮 Those poor E-thots, and their handlers, the twitch mods, may God have mercy as they defend their Angel's from these heathens of just cause.

    • @Liberty_Prime199
      @Liberty_Prime199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alinity: murders cat live on stream
      Twitch: I see nothing, NOTHING
      Other users: ummm so alinity just murdered a cat
      Twitch: HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU SIR!!!!!

  • @ShadeHaxor
    @ShadeHaxor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    Alinity is sleeping with twitch staff confirmed.

    • @xenonsha3324
      @xenonsha3324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      that is the only way those soy boys at twitch headquarters will get some. lol.

    • @dogemasterofmemesthethird6805
      @dogemasterofmemesthethird6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *GRAPEFRUIT TECHNIQUE*

    • @trinitysoul
      @trinitysoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Nah maybe some videos or photos or used panties sent to twitch staff

    • @uzernam303
      @uzernam303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Fuck no she wouldn't go anywhere near those fucktards. Doubt any woman would. She probably just sends them some DM "oh you're so sweet, thanks!

    • @alextouchstone1334
      @alextouchstone1334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I actually am curious if this is true

  • @drakos365
    @drakos365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    at this point I could care less about Alinity getting banned … I want the people working for Twitch that are protecting her fired. This has been going on for way to long.

    • @DuelTubeChannel
      @DuelTubeChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaaand... you wont have it

    • @Johonicha
      @Johonicha 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm from the future, that other guy was right

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't want them fired... I want them slaughtered on twitch so we all can watch. Those pieces of shit sell users' login information on top of cucking for these filthy whores.

    • @TzarTVR
      @TzarTVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the people at twitch are literally either sweaty obese neckbeard virgins or SJW trash, so there's no surprise they didn't ban her because they think she will jump on their dick or something. if you don't believe me, just look at keem's tweet where he took a picture of some twitch staff

  • @Nabo42
    @Nabo42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    I don't want to say that people should start doxing Twitch moderators but that could potentially solve the problem.

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      i am not saying that we should start doing hacking raids to break twitch, we definitely shouldn't *winks*

    • @floodyNumb
      @floodyNumb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      not saying someone should marry allinity and then divorce her, but...

    • @Nabo42
      @Nabo42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@floodyNumb does anyone know an evil Chad in her area?

    • @imposterblockade1826
      @imposterblockade1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@floodyNumb women got it easy the guy still has to give a bitch load of shit to the women because the law knows the women cant make it with out help women overall are weak thats pure facts hate and facts

    • @UltraInstinctGoku69
      @UltraInstinctGoku69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@PeachDragon_ okay I know that was meant as a joke. But I would genuinely like if a group of hackers broke into twitch and banned alininty forever deleted her account IP banned her everything and then made a livestream of their own to talk about it

  • @dp582
    @dp582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Keemstar's comment way back then is more relevant than ever now. "twitch needs to go out of their way to stop hiring virgins"

    • @helina2423
      @helina2423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I find it surprising that I'm actually agreeing with Keemstar now

    • @user-zs5ub1ic1v
      @user-zs5ub1ic1v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@TheEmoskater11 Throwing a cat can be considered animal abuse which is in fact a crime.

    • @Pax00Imperium
      @Pax00Imperium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TheEmoskater11 I like Gundam's twitch adventures. It's like going on safari in a bizarro world where a nice set of tits rule all.
      Oh.
      Not much different than the real world then. :D

    • @ladin4951
      @ladin4951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@TheEmoskater11 just shut the fuck up dude, he can talk about anything he wants, who are you to say?

    • @solesoul2108
      @solesoul2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ladin4951 no u

  • @atcera8714
    @atcera8714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    *Gets stabbed by Alinity on stream, Banned for 'self harm'*

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Obviously you provoked her. It was self defense. They throw you in solitary with Tommy Robinson and Julian Assagne.

    • @corvo2913
      @corvo2913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrRourk im pretty sure if i breathe in a 2 meter of her she would be ofended and "harassed"

  • @OnionTaylorJoy
    @OnionTaylorJoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    She blowing the twitch moderation team every twitchcon.

  • @anuragguria008
    @anuragguria008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Dr Disrespect said it first
    "Want to hear a joke"
    "Twitch"

  • @Kastigatr
    @Kastigatr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Alinity yeets her cat, gets blasted by PETA, SPCA, Ricky Gervais, and others.
    Twitch staff: "She's muh qween"

    • @itsalie24
      @itsalie24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peta did?

    • @itsalie24
      @itsalie24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If so this will be the only time I support em

    • @NeoN-PeoN
      @NeoN-PeoN 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Muh qween" LMAO

    • @eurocrusader1724
      @eurocrusader1724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noooh not the Game Of Thrones shit again...
      When a bloke says , shes muh queen , things get fucked up, really fast....

  • @lockonstratos7787
    @lockonstratos7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Someone send this shit to some new stations with the title twitch condones animal cruelty and see what happens

    • @enough-applause-3368
      @enough-applause-3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      We should

    • @ner25
      @ner25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Done.

    • @sovietdz15
      @sovietdz15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      nah media only talks about stupid shit and shit about this generation saying that video games are bad with no fucking proof

    • @Lovelessx91
      @Lovelessx91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      with the current absolute state of the media it would be titled " horrible mysogonists of gaming website harrass innocent woman of colour who was playing with her cat"

    • @thecatattheend2250
      @thecatattheend2250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *"News Station has been Banned..."*

  • @shawnlarkin7004
    @shawnlarkin7004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Twitch: You don't tell us who to ban-- you're banned!!!
    (Laughs in authoritarian)

  • @CPowell133
    @CPowell133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Welcome to 1984 and the Orwellian rule of Twitch where you can't question their oversight

  • @LuffyDYami
    @LuffyDYami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Why isn’t this *BROAD* in jail she married a guy for citizenship and dumped him after

    • @mrstation6905
      @mrstation6905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Luffy D. Yami yeah woman get away with shit like this all the time especially pretty ones

    • @trinitysoul
      @trinitysoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Canada must have different rules to marriages and visas and the length people should be together I guess

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Cuz canada immigration is shit and the dude basically white knighted for her saying HE divorced her so the consequences for immigration fraud never hit her.

    • @Vortiboy23
      @Vortiboy23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, this is why Im single, because its so easy to get harassed by a woman these days.

    • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
      @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Hansy yea but attractive wahman "of color" and cuckanada is a diverse country so they wont

  • @danielfiguera9347
    @danielfiguera9347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Ban Alinity from video-game streaming platform vs. Ban streamers and start new e-thot worship platform
    *Twitch Staff sweating intensifies*

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gamers should start streaming on Chaturbate instead.

    • @beastymusictm1452
      @beastymusictm1452 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      United Communications unltd. 🤣

  • @boyboii6167
    @boyboii6167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Alinity must be doing some other things behind the scenes for the twitch staffs

    • @dararariiii2567
      @dararariiii2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She probably did a lot of sucking.

  • @whysoflyyy4623
    @whysoflyyy4623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Forget Natalie Portman as the new Thor they need Alinity, because according to twitch's ban hammer she is worthy.
    #FreeHelenaLive

    • @jeweerly2319
      @jeweerly2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      damn that was good

    • @blakhawk999
      @blakhawk999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spicy joke 👌

  • @macnchez3518
    @macnchez3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    3 videos in a row jeez gundam you’re on fire with alinity

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Shit keeps hitting the FAN.

    • @dl5394
      @dl5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ItsAGundam nah you just in love

    • @junk3996
      @junk3996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      more like obsessed

    • @boogalooroo3523
      @boogalooroo3523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I guess it's an alinity affinity???
      I'll excuse myself

    • @laiden25
      @laiden25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would be funny if they ended up getting married to each other for some reason 😏

  • @mrspacely5580
    @mrspacely5580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    You're going to wake up to some purple twitch ninjas, "you've gone too deep gundam. Now we must silence you."

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DLive, 3Speak, and Partiko use the weapons.

    • @dekadis
      @dekadis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Instead of bring a violin, I just brought one of its strings. One of those 2 birds and stone things. SSsh, they can't hear you in ban hell.

  • @zoolaylay
    @zoolaylay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I did my part and contacted 2 news stations near my area. Hopefully we can start to clean up the corruption at twitch.

  • @harima7757
    @harima7757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That's why I said. My brother got a dog and he doesnt even care for her. Why did you get her? "She looks cool" he said.

    • @cheesedoesgaming6088
      @cheesedoesgaming6088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s why retards don’t need animals

    • @Ryfinius
      @Ryfinius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is why so many pitbulls end up homeless or put down

    • @MiorAkif
      @MiorAkif 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ryfinius same, the ones that get feral are mostly because they're treated like shit.
      I've seen some really cutesy pitbulls that are basically overgrown muscular puppies, really chill and only ferocious when they need to be, because their owners love them.

    • @KurizuKurizu
      @KurizuKurizu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Harima So call your local pet society to come take a look? No reason the dog has to suffer because your brother is keeping it since “it’s cool.”

    • @harima7757
      @harima7757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KurizuKurizu bro, she loves me. I give her baths ,groom her, walk her, and feed her. It's just funny how he says "if i found someone who can put her first i would give them the dog" and my internal temperature just goes up man. I dont like seeing things suffer or get neglected but man. If i could change people into animals.

  • @swansenlock2348
    @swansenlock2348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Twitch isn’t being bias Gundam..
    It’s ‘Suprise Hypocrisy’

  • @imbatman4967
    @imbatman4967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Twitch: we didnt see any reason to ban alinity
    Everyone: we watched her give vodka to her cat
    Twitch: YOU DIDNT BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE!!!!!!!!

  • @snowfox1539
    @snowfox1539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We need to come together and make a new streaming platform

  • @thegroxempire682
    @thegroxempire682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Throwing cat: Nothing
    Showing a model gun: B A N N E D

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    MGS2 warns us about this.. if you stay in your comfortable "little pond", you won't able to handle outside world (criticisms, differences), so you'll resort to blame everyone else because they're not you
    Btw the game is *_Way of the Samurai 3_*

    • @vaibhavkukreti1821
      @vaibhavkukreti1821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not all heros wear capes

    • @TravelWithBradley
      @TravelWithBradley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kind of like every person who watches these videos. Or generally any politics on TH-cam. Everybody gets recommended shit to make them happy and to keep them in their little pond, because that promotes watch time. Y'all just little teenage sheeple being bred for disaster. :)

    • @noscopefelix1319
      @noscopefelix1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BobbyRice2 um, alright sorry mr white knight. I’m sure alinity will get you laid for that.

    • @Sentinel82
      @Sentinel82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TravelWithBradley Twitch has your check in the mail.

    • @TravelWithBradley
      @TravelWithBradley 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ad hominem ya mongo

  • @franklinchung2094
    @franklinchung2094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Nothing happened on alinitys stream just like nothing happened at tienmien square May 1989

    • @xelanoxin
      @xelanoxin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why dont you ask the kids at Tieneman Square

    • @moddergodder4929
      @moddergodder4929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      alex nixon r/wooooosh

    • @timtams5283
      @timtams5283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is no tianamen square. It does not exist. Trust me

    • @ballisticbananadadude
      @ballisticbananadadude 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xelanoxin What kids?

    • @randomcallum
      @randomcallum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I live China ... nothing happend at all .... at all .. honest ... there’s no protests in Hong Kong either capitalist lies !

  • @Yasawatse
    @Yasawatse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I see Papa Gundam is still in love with Helena Live.... I SHIP IT :)

    • @fuzzwobble
      @fuzzwobble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They seem to speak the same language.

    • @imposterblockade1826
      @imposterblockade1826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Helena live is a girl that knows her place thats a good girl imo hope whoever wifes up helenaislive hope he has a fun fun mfing fun time

    • @justanunusualperson8913
      @justanunusualperson8913 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope. I ship the classic greek couple. HAYATE and HelenaLive.

    • @RedMaitreya
      @RedMaitreya 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He definitely wants tor reproduce with her.

  • @Reconwhitey1
    @Reconwhitey1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude I just stumbled across your channel and have been almost pissing myself laughing watching your vids keep up the good work

  • @chickenman461
    @chickenman461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Oh god, the apocalypse that Count Dankula has spoken of has come to fruition, the Thot Leviathan is upon us

    • @n30nrabbit95
      @n30nrabbit95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i think you mean Thothulu

    • @purpletube7773
      @purpletube7773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit call Kratos

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Alinity ruthlessly executes 5 prisoners by slitting their throats, live on Twitch, on the front page
    "Dont worry guys i'm fine, i spoke to twitch staff and they're cool with it. :)"

    • @alextouchstone1334
      @alextouchstone1334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then you get banned for not clapping

    • @birf4251
      @birf4251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      even better you get banned for not donnating, you leech !

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the next step. You did not donate! Ban!

  • @ChaosGetter1989
    @ChaosGetter1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Storm TwitchCon: they can't stop us all from throwing toy cats on stage

  • @Say-ro4rq
    @Say-ro4rq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The brief horse distraction is why I love your vids lol it seemed so genuine

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    No swearing on TH-cam. No saying anything against Twitch's amateur cam girls. Is there a streaming platform that's worth anything??

    • @Thatsmahnut
      @Thatsmahnut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pornhub my dude

    • @thequeentaker3871
      @thequeentaker3871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dlive

    • @steelmongoose4956
      @steelmongoose4956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They make pretty good money for amateurs.

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Crashie-J Aww that's a shame -- I had really high hopes for Mixer :(

    • @CocktailsConsoles
      @CocktailsConsoles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thatsmahnut LOL and then there's that :)

  • @secondcite3840
    @secondcite3840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Alinity, the golden cash cow, must be protected from the onslaught of logic and hatred by any means

    • @dronkusdonkus9190
      @dronkusdonkus9190 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Owen Yin doesnt mean they dont donate a fuckton

  • @SynchroUEHLNFX
    @SynchroUEHLNFX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gundam saw the horse in the back, confused where it is at...

  • @apathtrampledbydeer8446
    @apathtrampledbydeer8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got harrassed yesterday at the supermarket, the cashier looked at me and said hi, so I punched her in the face and ran away crying!
    Now I'm affraid to leave my appartment.
    Send help or groceries!

  • @ath3lwulf533
    @ath3lwulf533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    We need a clean up crew for Gundams sanity it’s all over the floor here, also there’s a strange puppet trying to prevent rescue efforts 🤔

  • @brycehamm289
    @brycehamm289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The problem is that everyone kinda moved towards twitch to get away from youtube and their toxicity but the staff has slowly become more like the youtube way of handling things

    • @DarkBykeTwitch
      @DarkBykeTwitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not really. Twitch split apart from Justin.tv because it didn't have gaming at the time.

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DLive and 3 Speak

  • @CCFi99
    @CCFi99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The question is: How do we twist that brown cat throwing person in to spice up that lovely discussion with accusations of racism? Fuel the fire.

    • @purplewabbit7848
      @purplewabbit7848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      throwing a cat 'may' be circumstantial, what ISNT is giving it vodka. consider the implications btw, cos giving someone intoxicating substances without their consent or knowledge is if am not mistaken illegal in many places, now apply that to the fact that ure responsible for your domestic animals (most legislations expect owners to reimburse dmg 4eggsample) and ure supposed to be taking good care of it or atleast not abuse it. That not considering that animals have different digestive systems than ours and that vodka might not even give them the 'desired effect' other than having even more harmefull consequences. just sayan

    • @johnyreyes3567
      @johnyreyes3567 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@purplewabbit7848 I feel bad when I accidentally blow smoke into my cats face and this bitch is giving it vodka and throwing it across the room

  • @izyman123ify
    @izyman123ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the video Joey wheeler! It was great

  • @Chuwie
    @Chuwie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    A smaller female streamer got banned for throwing her cat on the bed
    But still no ban for Alinity

    • @KoudZ
      @KoudZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You phrased it wrong. The correct pronounciation is:
      A minority woman of colour banned for tossing cat, meanwhile white privileged woman gets prefferential treatment and protection for doing the same. Twitch is racist.

    • @user-dg9mp9pq1v
      @user-dg9mp9pq1v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@KoudZ Alinity is a Latino bitch who moved to Canada

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bagdadsky_Hornik Twitch is neither racist, nor sexist towards men. They're just corrupt and favour popular streamers.

    • @jakkydrakki2289
      @jakkydrakki2289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ricoco7891 right, cuz reported cases of twitch staff asking for noots to unban female streamers isnt sexist lol.

    • @j3bgoesbigcoldwar511
      @j3bgoesbigcoldwar511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KoudZ you really are a dumb fuck. Make it about race lmao

  • @znoxxy
    @znoxxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I'm canceliing my twitch prime... disgusting. Should have done it a long time ago tbh, but enough is enough..

    • @hm6913
      @hm6913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok fedora

    • @kevinsmithgaming
      @kevinsmithgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get it free with Amazon prime so...eh. As long as it helps me support my favourite steamer

    • @engagingbus7991
      @engagingbus7991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still use my prime for Amazon.

    • @willier47
      @willier47 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I been cancelled it when those fuckers decided to show Advertisements. Hows that going to be advertised that twitch streams will be Commercial then they go back on it. Hoe asses man.

    • @vash_the_stampede6570
      @vash_the_stampede6570 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Tipping hat guy"Empty them Subscriptions

  • @durandol
    @durandol 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel you Gundam. I honestly saw people riding down the road in a horse drawn carriage yesterday. No idea what's going on with the horses lately.

  • @Jdpanzone
    @Jdpanzone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I think that's a horse" randomly in a video?
    Yep, I'm watching ItsAGundam.

  • @aR0ttenBANANA
    @aR0ttenBANANA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    She's being harassed don't you know? It's now illegal to report people for crimes they have literally commited on video.

    • @PusoSkateCo
      @PusoSkateCo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I swear to god.. these snowflakes have mental illnesses. And social media listen to them 🤦‍♀️

  • @TeamOneDay
    @TeamOneDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "I nearly spilt my sanity on the floor."
    *-PapaGundam 2019*

    • @TeamOneDay
      @TeamOneDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The day Twitch shuts down we flood social media with *Doom Paul.*

  • @kamakazialex
    @kamakazialex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is messed up. Thanks for keeping me in the loop!

  • @kanati1133
    @kanati1133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Average guy: *talks about alinity*
    Twitch staff: GAS THE HARASSERS

    • @JohnDoe-gu7eh
      @JohnDoe-gu7eh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am seeing in my mind's eye, King Leonidas from 300 shouting "My Queen!"

  • @commentcopbadge6665
    @commentcopbadge6665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Well... Looks like Gundam's twitch account will be banned in about 10 minutes.

    • @pepperidgefarms6539
      @pepperidgefarms6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think at this point he would consider it an honor and a privilege to get banned

    • @MajesticBiscuit
      @MajesticBiscuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Being banned on twitch is essential a redpill.

  • @dankbepis2102
    @dankbepis2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Ppl: ban Alinity
    Twitch npc: error error
    Unable to ban woman
    Women are great!
    Women are great!

    • @printingwithlue4310
      @printingwithlue4310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DEE QUEEN DEE QUEEN!! I finally understand the Wakanda Knuckles meme now...🤔

    • @benistingray6097
      @benistingray6097 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol i have read that in a Dalek voice XD

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how just asking them what they're gonna do about her is considered harrasment

  • @SerTomKatze
    @SerTomKatze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It'd be unfortunate if twitch experienced a massive DDOS and DOX attack.

  • @jamesbryant8133
    @jamesbryant8133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    So glad I never got into twitch and Twitter.
    I feel like iv avoided so much.

    • @RobbazCorgiPikaPikaMadaFaka
      @RobbazCorgiPikaPikaMadaFaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      james bryant same here, I don’t think I even have a Twitter account. And twitch I only made one to follow TFS Gaming.

    • @xenonsha3324
      @xenonsha3324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You chose to keep your sanity. best decision man.

    • @battle-brotherthiel1563
      @battle-brotherthiel1563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      james bryant at some point i wanted to get into streaming . Seems i dodged a bullet....

    • @Relhio
      @Relhio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have both and honestly never heard any of this shitstorm. It's all down to who you follow.

    • @mrstation6905
      @mrstation6905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol me too

  • @BruhBruh-nt1xl
    @BruhBruh-nt1xl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Yep, Twitch has to confront Darth Incel
    *IF SHE STREAMS, SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOT!

  • @DeVstatrOmga
    @DeVstatrOmga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alinity: tosses another cat from 10 story building
    Audience: breathes
    Twitch: Bans entire audience

  • @thecatattheend2250
    @thecatattheend2250 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Diggin' out the gameplay classics!

  • @eririspencersawamura5291
    @eririspencersawamura5291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Wait, they're banning people for what they are saying outside their platform!?

    • @Oregons
      @Oregons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Snowden warned us about corporate censorship

    • @mrspacely5580
      @mrspacely5580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is like getting suspended from school for being a boss on the weekend.

    • @kaze0fox
      @kaze0fox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Oregons I'm surprised someone actually remembers this. How soon until justified executions on their said media?

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Guy accidentally drops a slippery fish. Granted it's a shame to drop good food, gets banned.
    Alinity gives literal poison to her cat.... is ok.

    • @gtgtgtgtgt123456789
      @gtgtgtgtgt123456789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus in that situation it was a catfish, whom are known to be able to live out of water perfectly fine for at least a day or two. But throwing your cat and trying to poison it isn't animal abuse Pepega Clap

    • @StrawHat777
      @StrawHat777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That happened? 💀

  • @DynomitePunch
    @DynomitePunch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    also the literal word for what their doing is called witness tampering, their making the witnesses quiet down about alinity by making them go away, their technically commiting a felony, and protecting a criminal too at that

  • @64BitsFromHell
    @64BitsFromHell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    _Those_ kinds of people has since quite a while ago stated that "facts and context don't matter," and given that Twitch's ToS states that it covers off-platform behaviour...
    And so, being banned for a Tweet, be it "meme" or not, getting the ban-hammer is the obvious result.

  • @Deuce7Off
    @Deuce7Off 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Way of the Samurai, Gundam's taste in games is impeccable.

    • @Anubis_Moon
      @Anubis_Moon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Real mvp. I was hopping that someone would would know the name

    • @lordkrauser
      @lordkrauser 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I nearly squealed when I saw it. Then I got angry af hearing about this Alinity skank.

    • @Deuce7Off
      @Deuce7Off 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordkrauser How can you get angry at a Papa Gundam video! He always makes me smile and laugh. Seriously though no point being mad, the world has never been fair, at least we can all get together and laugh at it's absurdity.

  • @Robert-ow8bs
    @Robert-ow8bs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Btw alchohol is incredibly toxic to cats even small amounts of liquor is really bad on their liver. But no, the werid dude who loves his catfish a bit to much is worse and needs a ban. lol

    • @FEKana
      @FEKana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Don't you understand. She's a WoMan. She got boobs. She oppressed.
      Person with dick bad
      Female streamers with absolutely no dignity at all good.(Because not all female streamers are terrible people)

    • @nassershehadeh4661
      @nassershehadeh4661 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did the guy with the catfish do? Who is he even lol?

    • @nassershehadeh4661
      @nassershehadeh4661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mashy6126 and men are the priviledged ones lol

    • @mashy6126
      @mashy6126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@nassershehadeh4661 Apparently so 😂

    • @josephstalinsdaughter6499
      @josephstalinsdaughter6499 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was his name?

  • @FrankyRZK
    @FrankyRZK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Alinity: *yeets cat*
    Everyone: WTF she yote the cat
    Comrade Twitch Staff: you didn't see a cat being yoten because IT'S NOT THERE!!

  • @Rpgthegxd
    @Rpgthegxd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I appreciate the way of the samurai gameplay in the background

  • @nigelis2345
    @nigelis2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Maybe you should also tag Jeff Bezzo along with the twitch staff since Amazon owns Twitch. One thing I have learnt from my years working in customer service is that if the boss is tagged on Twitter, the middle management guys get nervous, which makes the support staff work extra hours. No one likes it when the boss starts asking questions.

    • @mrspacely5580
      @mrspacely5580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hit em' with the courtesy copy. "HaHa! You fiends now you must recognize my plight!"

  • @PelemusMcSoy
    @PelemusMcSoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Remember, these people think words are violent, and attacks against people they disagree with are expected.

  • @you1027
    @you1027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Somebody: "Hey how about do your job"
    Twitch staff: "OMFG HARRASSMENT GET HIM OUT OF HERE!"

    • @freeman105
      @freeman105 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (real life scenario)
      doctors office secretarys: schedules appointment at the wrong time
      me: how is it my job to fix there fuckups
      call from actual doctor: yea i cant be your doctor anymore because my secretarys are but hurt that you expect them to do their job
      me:W.....T........F
      now i have no gp and bed ridden in a country with "free" healthcare HA ow dont make me laugh it actually hurts

  • @divergentthg7925
    @divergentthg7925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you point out somebody who supposedly is harassing and bullying you when they really aren't then you are actually the bully. Quite a few people are like that, unfortunately

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I stopped using twitch a year ago. Good thing I'm not supporting them anymore. Gotta love preferential treatment. Dude gets suspended for thirty days or longer but she's fine?! Wow.

    • @igson-in4rd
      @igson-in4rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel bad for giving them money with my twitch prime

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iv never used it. Lol

  • @redtsar
    @redtsar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    What? Catfish can survive out of water for an impressive amount of time, and the dude got in trouble?
    Also catfish are dope, they can get HUGE

    • @GenBumbleBee
      @GenBumbleBee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      redtail catfish do but a noob shouldnt own one. they need aleast a 300gallon tank. idk what catfish that guy had but he shouldnt do that. he should have move the cam to the tank the catfish was in to show it off. that what i would do. then again i've have meany tanks so i know how to take care of fish unlike normal ppl

    • @redtsar
      @redtsar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GenBumbleBee
      Boo to the normies
      But yeah, I agree with you but hey, we're only human and we do stupid shit, even stupider on camera

  • @majpeaches
    @majpeaches 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked once you used that Arrested Development clip. What a perfect clip for the situation.

  • @cokedollar86
    @cokedollar86 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gundam freaking out about a horse outside his window is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

  • @WhenToastersAttack
    @WhenToastersAttack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That shooting people analogy wasn't right. It would be more like if the police came and arrested the person who called them to report the shooting.

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had that happen to me.

    • @OrderOTCB
      @OrderOTCB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And while everyone is pointing to the dead body and shouting "she shot him!", the cops are dragging away everyone but her.

    • @WhenToastersAttack
      @WhenToastersAttack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TacDyne honestly that’s not surprising. Sad, but not surprising.

  • @varietywiarrior
    @varietywiarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I did not make an anonymous tip to the Saskatoon police department via Crime Stoppers including links to the clips of her clearly abusing her cats, and nobody else should, either.

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guarantee Twitch has already convinced them it was trick photography.

    • @jakezepeda1267
      @jakezepeda1267 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shes probably blowing the police too so goodluck.

  • @ruslan-albertokudaev
    @ruslan-albertokudaev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good vid, I don't really understand that speznaz comparison (i hope it was ironic) but ok.

  • @kazik997
    @kazik997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also there was a Twitch streamer that threw a cat the same way as alinity, got a ban for 14 day WHILE ALINITY DIDNT GET BANNED

  • @swordfighter18
    @swordfighter18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I wanna sleep.
    *Gundam uploads video*
    sLeEp Is FoR tHe WeAk!

    • @elburrito4935
      @elburrito4935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Self control is for Drugies or Fat people!!!

    • @ramue5749
      @ramue5749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can think of it as papa Gundam reading you a bedtime story. lol

  • @joniahdemarco3371
    @joniahdemarco3371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Let the robot apocalypse come.
    Robots don't have a libido yields bias. Put them in charge of twitch. Fair playing field. Lol

  • @tonyortiz15
    @tonyortiz15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The IT Crowd window jump is a great addition to the Curb Your Enthusiasm window jump.

  • @sethramirez7946
    @sethramirez7946 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re really entertaining to watch, and you have a nice little accent

  • @vanhala1
    @vanhala1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The Streisand effect in action, the more the try to shut them up the attention it draws

  • @Urmomge
    @Urmomge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    If we all stop giving twitch money maybe something will change

    • @ghostnoodle9721
      @ghostnoodle9721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pochi's Husband *twelve year olds that cant get around mommies block on Phub

    • @ramona1265
      @ramona1265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Who the fuck IS giving them money

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Leo D I don’t know who is out here giving so much money to these bitches, I occasionally watch twitch but I have never even thought to donate money to them tf, especially not these thots

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pochi's Husband yea true

    • @kobayashibrynhild9622
      @kobayashibrynhild9622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ramona1265 Kids mainly. And thirsty virgins with no lives.

  • @hellraiser666666
    @hellraiser666666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "But, peolpe who have been harassing me might be." - ok, guys, then lets do it!

  • @alexalexander7682
    @alexalexander7682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The more Gundam talks about his personal life, the more I wonder if this is me from the future lol.

  • @DogratDavis
    @DogratDavis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    @6:57 Twitch White Knight on his steed comes to Gundams house to finally slay the foul beast harrying his Qween

  • @kotonohayama8576
    @kotonohayama8576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The way those twitch thots treat their pets shows how awful of a person they are in reality.

    • @mezuki64
      @mezuki64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cuz they're simps

    • @ghostnoodle9721
      @ghostnoodle9721 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Waiting staff and animals (or anything else that cant defend itself), greatest character reflectors right here

  • @thatdarnkitteh
    @thatdarnkitteh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty crazy how similar the kitty throwing techniques are.

  • @purplewabbit7848
    @purplewabbit7848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    its a lovely day not to get your ass kicked. how can luxory comedy be so funny and so true.. oh wait thats what comedy used to be ... keep being honest man ill keep watchin'

  • @jdedrington
    @jdedrington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    New Twitch TOS:
    1. Salinity makes us more money than God and can do whatever she wants
    2. Everyone else is banned

  • @tessobaby
    @tessobaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I am going to laugh myself into a coma the day someone sues Twitch for the crap they pull..

  • @davidcousans5898
    @davidcousans5898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As old Winston said - "Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely ".

  • @somenobody8086
    @somenobody8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Gundam kinda odd to put up on a video like this but I appreciate your content we all need a bit of anger and sarcasm in our life. Keep it up.