[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 8 Destruction ( FULL STREAM ) ( Part 2 )
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- Joel takes on Windows 8. Toolbars, lying fake software, scammers and mp3 to midis. Lets take a ride into the world of computers and suffer.
Date streamed: 12 July , 2015
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Joel should do a reverse destruction.
Save a fully loaded malware pc by deleted/removing all viruses without doing a reinstall
+Major Lag good idea
Yep
Windows XP Salvation
Step 1: Delete all your trash.Step 2: Install CCleaner and run it.Step 3: Install every single antivirus program and software ever.Oh wait... you installed more trash. Rinse and repeat?
+Classic Customs give pc to pc fixer.
see the tears of sadness in their eyes
That prank call was amazing to watch live. The whole charity event was great. I hope you're proud Joel.
ThatGunslinger the live part made it just better! :)
ThatGunslinger he is proud, he even gave a speech near the end of the charity event
ThatGunslinger Joel talks about his son the entire time
"Tell me about your daughter (giggling)."
What a creep!
Max Moser (aMAXproduction)
that's when i wrote "an indian pedobear appears" on twitch lol
Jonaz i saw that
i like how netscape navigator is to the left of opera, so on the taskbar it spells out NO.
The computer is probably saying: "PLEASE NO, MAKE IT STOP"
"WAKE ME UP INSIDEEEE"
Ha I actually didn't notice I'm not trying to be sarcastic I just never noticed
I actually didn't know...
lol
"Oh, Zwinky will give you a virus?"
*"W e l l i s n ' t t h a t t h e p o i n t ?"*
55:25
I can't believe the support guy actually answered
***** I'll give you my credit card number and social security
***** I sexually identify myself as an attack helicopter
@Zeanzi u r not a real person
Y o u. A r e. S c a m
I am Steve Jobs?
@@knuxol3894 yis
Too many good Joel quotes, "Welp, I'm gonna snort some MP3 files."
"RIGHT UP MY ASS"
LET'S SNORT SOME MP3 FILES BROTHER
+Squid Pro Games is that even possible?
HIT UP THE BONG BROTHER
Never question reality
I fucking died when Joel was speaking to the consultant and he just says 'Tell me something about your daughter'
HHHHHHHHH HHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH
HHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bruuuh i forgot i rnade this coment 😧😧😧😧😧
@@eebu4053 remember it again.
@@thedontgotoofarskeleton6941 he forgor💀
I love the prank call. Joel's like "Help me with the trash," and the guy is like "Yeah, ok, sure. Yes. Talk about your daughter."
For those who give a shit, Netscape did in fact die and its source code was made open and turned into Firefox (which was great for a while, downhill since 4 IMO) - Netscape was revived as a brand by AOL and a special kitted-out version of Firefox was rebranded Netscape Navigator 8 and 9, which is what Joel was using. So he was basically just using an outdated version of Firefox. A closer approximation to the real Netscape was Seamonkey (also by Mozilla) 1.x, but that turned into Firefox too at 2.0 (but damn was it glorious until then). The last real version of Netscape was 4.0.8, and 5 was in development when the company died (tried to hunt down that source code, couldn't).
"Enhanced by Google"
The prank call was just the best about this entire stream.
Love how the scammer had a whole number made up and just wanted to hear about kermits daughter. Wtf
Some of Joel's greatest quotes.
"I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER, YOU WILL SHOW RESPECT"
"YES YOU WILL"
"HE WORSHIPS THE DEVIL, I MADE HIM A SHED"
"I NEED TO DO MY TAXES, THEY'RE GOING TO SAW OFF MY FINGERS"
"Why are you scamming people?"
“WELL, I’M GONNA SNORT SOME MP3 FILES”
shut up im drinking obese kfooooooooo oyhh hhhhh hhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhhhh hhhh hhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhhh hh
hhh hhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhh hhhhhh
hhhhh
"I am Steve Jobs"
papaT actually mentioned Joel in a comment on the Windows4Seniors video.
"Version 3 - with SuperSmartSearch - copyright pending, will rock the socks of the computer world. Watch me. Any day now. Don't tell Joel. --- papaT"
AceAttorny well you told joel
He really did, oh my god.
Fun Fact: Opera was the internet browser on the Wii.
+ZeldaFan20 And the Wii U
not wii u. the browser on wii u was xxx.pornos.free.noscam.net
edit: that joke turned into a link and it doesnt do anything except say some shit about buying a domain
Opera was also the DSi browser.
The Wii u browser is opera from 2012
Opera was also the nokia/motorola every fucking flip phone java samsung browsee!
that poor support guy he sounded so sad...
He sounds like this job @ PC OPTIMIZER PRO was the only chance and regretted it.
Joel: “You need to help me with PC Optimizer Pro!”
Tech support: “No.”
Tell me something about your daughter
Her name is Miss Piggy.
she's dead
16 and pregnant.
No, Preventon did quarantine the file. The MIDI you downloaded had a Trojan disguised with it, Preventon quarantined the Trojan, and then played the MIDI, which was short, because it only had to be long enough to distract the person who installed it until e Trojan was installed.
"I don't KEEEEEAAARE about that." - PC Optimizer Pro Man
1:32:17
For PrankCall.
We all are here for this. Don´t be shy. We all Know
"Do you wanna rub the lizard?"
Spider Eye Only if We make a Cockfight With our lizards
MrJaponesdoido22 nippels.exe
MrJaponesdoido22 NO! You guys need to watch the whole stream, both parts! PC destruction streams are sooooo amazing!
i came for the ending
*THOSE DAMN CRAZY RUSSIAN HACKERS. SHAME ON THE BROTHERS OF VODKA. SHAME ON THEM.*
I just remembered that this video is the prequel to "Vinesauce Goes Russian". XD
Ver sejfti iz namber wan prajoriti
Anything is possible at Zombocom.
Giratina ギラティナ Nice Pikachu picture
***** That's not Pikachu, it's Gulpin.
Giratina ギラティナ Oh yeah, that's right
Giratina ギラティナ no its a dodongo
Giratina ギラティナ I thought you were a Muk
"I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER AND YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE" Oh my god I'm dead. My laughter is gone.
Another story: some kid at my school was playing an agario knockoff and clicked an ad then got bluescreened, only to see ransomware "call this number" garbage. I left the computer lab after that and an hour later the teachers were contemplating calling the number.
I lost it at "I need to go to Kokomo"
1:48:36 A ransomware message is a perfect finale.
The worst part is that ransomware mentions that the computer has been locked for child porn, pedophilia and gay porn content, then demands some subscriber code from Biline or whatever.
ZOMBO CON
WELCOME TO ZOMBOCON
ZOOOOOMBOCON
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN ZOMBOCON
THIS IS ZOMBOCON
Z O M B O C O N
WE HAVE THE SAME PROFILE PICTURE!!
lol chill
+Kinglybutt - *COM
+SaJmoN I think he did it on purpose
Boolin' Boshi l
I fucking swear. If the creators of this PC Optimizer Pro don't stop that shit after Joel's prank call ( 1:31:47 ) then I'm sure as hell that they will after the swarm of people calling them. That was BEAUTIFUL.
someone pleaaase animate the prank call
remed p that would be legendary.
lolkajo123 that would be nuclear*
remed p that would be legitness
Maybe because they are not good at doing stuff like that?
Or you could ask if someone could do it.
Papa T is a pizza place apparently and here are some reviews "The sauce, cheese and gyro was all lacking taste."
"Broasted bbq wings very mushy!"
"I was charged full price for a cold pizza."
Someone needs to make a program for Joel to use, that has a list of all of the sites filled to the brim with shit, and it randomly decides which site Joel goes to.
"My god... it's full of Comic Sans..."
"Well, I AM 21..."
Wait, what? I'm older than Joel? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
I would love to listen to some .exe files!
I would but I already snorted 10 of them, i guess 50 more will be good.
+Burnt Toast I prefer injecting .gif files.
But smoking MIDI's is impossible to top, I mean damn, those are good fucking MIDI's.
ciberkid22 did you forget to switch accounts
@@honey-bun3976 I forgot if me 4 years ago (6 years ago by now) forgot to switch accounts or meant to.. not switch accounts
Hoping we see some MS Dos destruction and Linux destruction. Would make my decade.
Linux is impossible to destruct :c
GottaGoBoom Not impossible, just harder than Windows
GottaGoBoom Honestly, this destruction was far, far more destructive then the other vids.
How would one destroy dos?
Tony Villarreal I smell a Creepypasta.
I present you: Suicide Linux.Avi
40:19 This was the start of horrors beyond human comprehension.
The Emulated PC Graveyard:
Bonzi Buddy:
Death count: 3.
Reasons:
1: Suffered from DEL *, his last words at that time were "It's been nice GNAWING you.".
2: Suffered from DEL * after coming back from the dead. No last words.
3: Never downloaded again by Joel.
Felix:
Died once.
Reason:
XXX Purgatory, where all of the other files went, which later got emptied, and even all traces became gone, due to it being emptied into the shredder known as deleting the virtualmachine instance.
Every other file ever:
Death count: 985758934725892345723480572856197238563181236845123864123549635r97327563257982346577346t657346547325647835642389756475896435986495634057243805734157348057348572362379562-63415063425637562935764329756342978534.5.
Reasons:
DEL *, twice, and XXX Purgatory.
HEAVEH_IS_DED Rest in perrperoni, Felix the cat. "I always dreamt about meeting uncle jorgel"
Punchi Bunch Sweet page? Sweet page!? *SWEET PAGE!?!?* OH GOD NO ITS *SWEET PAGE*
HEAVEH_IS_DED Wouldn't the Death count be 4? remember the Mac destruction?
*****
Yeah, but I'm counting each file on a PC that he deleted.
HEAVEH_IS_DED But he played lose/lose on the mac, so he kinda deleted it.
This time Jobel's peecee was damaged so hard it got taken over by the Russian scientists of the world. God bless Amurika.
***** And apparently it's due to this Windows 8 PC being involved with "watching, copying, and distributing videos with elements of pedophilia, child porn, gay porn"...
Crazy Luigi Implying gay is as bad as pedophilia.. XD
Oskundius The self-proclaimed lord of everything In mother Russia it is.
***** :(
1:15:41
Bonzi buddy returns
Peedy Parrot was essentially the predecessor to Bonzi Buddy. It essentially did the same job, but less advanced and with different voice and character sprites. After a few years of service it was replaced by Bonzi Buddy and upon next activating the program after he was replaced, Peedy would introduce you to Bonzi Buddy and he would replace Peedy.
40:23 the precursor to the super ghostbusters album
One time many years ago I went onto a fucking "club penguin cheats" website and my computer just got immediately infected with some ransomware. It was some fake FBI message and I swear I nearly was about to fucking pay 300 dollars until my dad saved my computer's ass.
the same happened to me on a pretty shady pornsite xD
Takeschy Memotishikate It was that day I learned the wizardry of mashing F8 at startup.
InfinityV0rtex me too xD
I just took my handy-dandy notebook and searched a tutorial on "How to remove ransomware". But I couldn't remember, how I got a virus on my PC.
Thats what you get for playing shitty ass Club Penguin
Now Neopets, thats what all the cool kids play
this video should have been called "Joel's Adventure for Gin and Juice," really it should have been!
Joel, i just want to thank you for showing me VMs, MIDI, and Gizgoogle. made a gangsta edition win7. called my self snoop dawg and dowloaded a bunch of snoop midis! THANK YOU JOEL!!!
*More Accurate Description:* Joel takes on Windows 8. Toolbars, lyin fake software, scammers n' mp3 ta midis. Lets take a ride tha fuck into tha ghetto of computas n' suffer.
Date streamed: 12 July , 2015
Ahaha, Gizoogle translator.
Ａｚｅｌｐｈｕｒｂｕｎｎｉ >Zombocon
"What is mp3 juice and where can I get it?" -Joel
ginandjuice.com
.exe
"Tell me about your daughter" WOW HOLY SHIT
So whose ready to see jobel call back pc optimiser pro or just make a whole serie about him trolling scammers ?
One day, Joel needs to stream himself browsing the Deep Web and upload it to this channel. That would be awesome.
KirbyMario12345 I feel like he would get banned, or have to cover 90% of his screen.
Capadoo Bingaling
>deepweb
the deepweb isn't entirely porn
KirbyMario12345 Never mess with the Deep Web! Don't go there!
Nick Kenyon why?
*****
Cuz it's boring as fuck! Nothing happens there!
Seriously though. 99% of the links are dead. :/
the guy from PC optimizer pro is bonzi buddy
XD
I love that, in the background of the tabs, sometimes you can just see new desktop icons pop up at random.
It says a lot about the legitimacy of this company that the guy didn't just hang up after hearing "THEY'RE GONNA SAW MY FINGERS OFF!!"
26:37 There's good deals, and bad deals. The bad deals are the ones that are offered to you when you're downloading a shady program.
40:23 Suoer Ghostbusters (Demo Version)
i only caught the prank call when this was live but i was in TEARS laughing...being able to see the full stream really brightened my day a lot, thanks uncle jobel
That last part cannot be real...
that prank call was amazing.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter"
1:15:39 THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE BONZI BUDDY
Maybe that’s what it came from
the prank call was the best god damn fuckin thing i've ever seen joel do. i'm trying not to spit out my water
your profile pic 11/10 ign
Bipper
i can relate cause i was eating my dinner while watching this and i nearly fell over trying not to spit my water out.
"I'll download that uTorrent, so I can finally... DEFEAT KAKAROT!!" That got me.
I like the ghostbusters MIDI because it sounds like a jazzy remix
I love how Joel didn't even notice the random icons being added as he streamed.
I didn't even noticed until i say you're comment.
"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter and you will check your privilege." ~Joel 2015
Joel's prank call, one of his best moments ever!
I like how I was watching this in full screen and my computer actually BSOD. I was laughing until my computer restarted...
Re watching older joel streams and I just realized u made a Voivod reference
The speakonia voice... is BONZIBUDDY!
The beginning sounds to me like he's waking up someone who he's had trapped in his basement for a whole week.
Skip to 1:32:09 if you want to hear something *_REALLY_* funny. And considering that this is a Joel stream, that's saying something.
''Everything I know, I learned from anime'' Best quote
that prank call. I can't breathe.
Years later and this video is still amazing
"It's not called bukkake, it's called Naruto" LMAO
Only Joel could make Windows 8 look like my grandma's old XP computer.
You are listening to .exe Joel??? I am listening to .txt music.
MC Ren is supremely underrated. Dude was one of the illest of his time and people overlooked that dude. He along with D.O.C. and cube were tight with that mic device
its amazing that he didn't download ransomware
I've used Opera!
1. The Wii Browser is Opera.
2. I once accidentally installed it, tried to use it, realized it was shit, uninstalled it.
I used it when I was younger on my Wii to watch Jenna Marbles :)
Can we have a series with Joel just calling PC Optimizer support and using different voices please? because i would pay a whole lot of money for that to happen!
When Joel called him out on the scam i had kakyoins virtuous pope theme playing
it felt good
40:11 is joel starting ghostbusters
you're welcome
I doubt Joel would do a Windows 10 Destruction.
But maybe, through the power of sausage, it will happen.
Still doubtful, though.
Please please lord let it happen
maybe during charity
he did it today
It happened.
Yeah, I saw!
I cant wait till he uploads it!
When's W10 destruction?
Probably next year. He wants to treat the destruction streams like a Christmas morning.
***** hi
***** But he's the Legendary Super Swede, he knows no mercy to PCs.
***** Hmm.. is this a joke or are you serious? Just confused.
***** on every Joel video.
I love listening to Joel speak Swedish. It's calming
I GOT AN AD FOR ANITVIRUS SOFT WARE ON THIS VID XD
***** lel
MP3Skull is actually legit, it's just that it searches for the mp3 so some bad shit comes up. Usually they work though.
I REMEMBER ZWINKY FROM A LONG TIME AGO.
AND JOEL MENTIONS IMVU. MY GOD.
I remember my IMVU phase. I would always delete my account and recreate it, like 3 times a day. My characters were always wearing Minecraft outfits, and I tried the pony pose thing and seeing the human model on all-fours was the funniest thing.
Joel needs to do more Zwinky-esque things. Joel on Moviestarplanet would be hysterical.
Usually the pcs go out with a roaring bang. This one went out with a whimper
When he did the scammer hung up water came of of my nose from laughing to hard!
Rough day?
That prank call was the best thing ever.
Jobel at his finest.
Reminds me of the time my neighbor and I were filming, and he called up Nintendo and trolled the fuck out of them. The customer service rep knew it, but was a good sport and went along with it.
how the fuck did Joel not crack the fuck up during the call
Ikr! XD
14:00 @ "I'll defeat kakarot!" i love that voice acting.
1:44:20 That evil laugh was just perfect. :3
The best way to find the things with viruses is to set the search conditions to "most recent"
Shoutouts to Simpleflips
Can't wait for the Windows 10 destruction once its out and emulatable.
"i sexually identify as a attack helicopter" Joel 2015
the highest pitch for speakonia adult male #1 sounds exactly like bonzi buddy
Backoffson The second one pitched all the way up IS Bonzi Buddy.
RIP Bonzi Buddy
RIP Profile picture
+GottaGoBoom RIP Likes.
When Microsoft Sam started rapping i was actually crying.