[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows Vista Destruction ( FULL STREAM Part 2 )
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- The awkward OS inbetween XP and 7 that everybody hated gets the stanky toolbar midi speedup treatment. What horrors dwell inside Vista and on the internet?
Date streamed: 31 Jul , 2017
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Hi Joel. I don't know if you read the comments but you should ask questions instead of looking for keywords; you gotta think like a grandma, and grandmas dont search in keywords, they search in full blown sentences
"How do I get cool hip EPIC toolbars like my grandson"
lol, im the 300th like on this comment
Who Hextide lol nailed it epic style.
@Siphries planet comedy population me
@@travosk8668 Your name is eerily similar to "tavros"
I like seeing Protgent flip its shit as Joel extracts a folder called "Ransomware" and runs it as admin.
runs RANSOMEWARE as admin
Protegent:
Am I a joke to you?
@@bighairyspoon8318 yes
Honestly it's gotta be pretty sad to be a antivirus, just begging for your life to be spared, having no effect
He downloads Mario Forever 2015, Installs Mario Forever 2016, and then he plays Mario Forever 2012. Amazing.
holi krap he time traveld!!!!
Like god wanted it like.
BEST VALUE!!!
wheres SUF2023?
@@davidrblx4269 its called super mario bros wonder
for being a fake scam antivirus protegent actually puts in some work being an actual antivirus detecting all of jobel's speedups as malware.
I am impressed with how much effort was put into it, including the multiple rap commercials.
Marcellus It actually won some Indian software award, so I guess it's not that much of a scam.
But it's still a strange project indeed.
th-cam.com/video/oKElDCI3KbM/w-d-xo.html
Check this guy out he tested the crappy antivirus vs some pretty bad viruses and I think it only detected one so it's really bad
Marcellus Protegent isn't a fake antivirus, just a somewhat crappy one. Windows Defender is better and it is free, so are Avast, AVG (even though AVG is not good for gaming because it has tons of background processes which slows performance a lot more than many others), Avira, and BitDefender's free version, there are probably more, but i am not posting a full list.
Stig Rabbid Malwarebytes is also a very good free anti-virus
I like that it's TRYING to stop Joel's reign of computer terror. It's no good at it but it's trying.
Super Why by day.
*Proto* by night.
Super Why in the streets,
Proto in the sheets
@@sablebun *Ooh~.*
@@people6117 😏
lmafo
Protection is Not Only A Motto
2:52 "The streams of that will be up soon"
Date Streamed: 31 Jul, 2017
Hotline Miami best game
gaybop toot
toot
tooot
OKAY I KNOW I'M REALLY LATE COMMENTING BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING
Rasmus - Eye of secrets
Joel: *leaves for 8 seconds to get water*
Demon Lord Xälægckorian: now this looks like a job for me
Dee mones!!!
i need a time stamp@@Mel0nCake404
*crispy trumpet noises play
Trivia: Mario Forever 2012 is a "remake" of an old Mario flash game named Mario Forever. But while Mario Forever 2012 is pretty bad, Mario Forever is really good. Can't believe its made by the same people.
Ah a member of #shrekawareness
I remember Mario forever (the real one) it was so fun but when I got a new computer it was gone I'm sad
The real one still exists.
@@vojtazem6634 WHERE (I had the downloadable version but it wasn't a virus idk if that's the one you were talking about)
PLZ I NEED TO KNOW
I like how Joel laughs at anything and everything. It's really nice to know that there's someone else out there that does that :)
:3
"all 8 kingdoms of mushrooms are in danger"
Swedish man with Dementia thinks hes Indian tech support
That anime is sooooo mainstream dude
IKEA launches technology branch
@Ellisanne nothing is more cringe than a white person with anime as their prof pic saying nigga
@@bigshrimp6458 theres nothing more cringe than anime
@@DiplomatOfDirt There's nothing more cringe than cringe
We need a 10 hour video of the entire history of Joel's grunts & laughs.
Look up Vargskelethor Laugh theres one close!
I would listen to that shit while I sleep
JoJo's Bizarre adventure
hi giorno pfp
@@sonicrobbin4070 yes
2:02:19 He has no eyes with which to see, his every waking moment is misery, he has no mouth but he wants to scream, he only wishes it were all just a dream. Now he wants you to share his anguish, all your hopes and dreams will be vanquished.
Reminded me of the Vanquis credit card
But his deepest desire is to prescribe a daily dose of AÃÆUĢHÛĞŒÅHĢĞUÙ 😔😔
Also, nothing is funnier to me than Joel's description of them using that handsome old dude to trap Grandmas in bootleg Bugs Bunny traps. XD
I'm the real Super why.
woah
gasp my computer crashed but i had a antivirus... HEY WAIT A MINUTE I HAD PROTEGENT
Stolen bad PBS kids show character bootleg recolor.
I'm Proto, Your security is my Motto
I want to know the same thing tbh
Aw shit, somebody needs to introduce the new no longer funny joke to expand dong
21:48
WhEn YoUr ScAm SoFtWaRe HaS a Smiley in it you know its *G O O D*
2:53:58 - "By the way: when I upload this, on the Full Stream channel, this part will be cut out."
So you say, Joel, but… ツ
(I liked it, though!)
Josephine Lithius He probably forgot since it's been almost a year since he streamed this XD
Nice profile picture by the way ^_^
yellowcrash10 no like my profile pic
@@FrezzyYT no
Swedish Man Buys Butter: The Movie
Hope Waters the best part of the movie is the 70 minute waiting-in-line scene
jä jä
mondo
The Serious Mysterious Stan ok okuyasu
>Stream will go up soon
>Streamed July 31st 2017
can't save you from angry boss
thanks to myself, I never updated my vista, and since the service closed down, I can paint my heart out. I am the last survivor
Still using it? :D
Hope you enjoyed a system that has 0 protection and no support.
Proto is a bootleg antivirus software's shitty bootleg recolor OC of some character from a kids show. I still can't comprehend this level of bootleggery.
Teru-Sama “some character from a kids show” you fucking degenerate, that’s SuperWhy from SuperWhy
It's actually Proto from protogen
Sans undertale
Isn't he called Whyatt or something?
@@pswitch9553 why the fuck there a h. Wyatt here, i dont spell my name witha fucking h
1:40:19 Joel turns into a car
Space Engineer P I G
"I'm not Polish"
*Flashbacks of Kup Teraz!*
Gud meeennnnn
Hrát
Another good place to pick up viruses is wallpaper sites. ESPECIALLY animated wallpapers.
Hello, Expand Dong
no
Salutations, Extension Testicles
I love coming back to these windows destruction videos every once and a while
Take a shot for every time he says "uh" within the first minute.
Destroying is Joel's moto
I am Jotel, complete destruction is my motto.
The whole time I felt uncomfortable when he clicked the ads and installed them, ROFL. XD
Yep, that's windows destruction for you.
It does go against everything you've ever learned. It's like a deep tissue massage for your soul.
Every PC Destruction feels that way. Hurts the very foundation of my soul to see him downloading that stuff and being like "what could possibly go wrong?"
But honestly that's part of it and it's very enjoyable. Somehow.
It replicates the feeling you get when you see old people downloading everything they possibly can.
Nintega Dario me too
“Joel downloads TH-cam for 3 hours”
i now have a weird obsession with MIDI's after watching so much pc destruction
Plot twist, Joel was sponsored by the MIDI market to subliminally manipulate you into consumption all of the MIDI
Weird how protogent tried to protect the pc from petya
From what I read, Protegent is just shit, not a scam. Funny how it could tell those PC "optimizers" were bad news, though. Almost every one of them.
Yeah from what I remember from another youtuber talking about it Protogent doesn't pick up a lot of wellknown viruses
@@Chaos89Pwas there any real pc optimizer? I remember downloading these back in the day lmao.
1:09:55 For those who are wondering, Princess Toadstool is saying something like: "And we will take some sweet photos to Facebook" or something like that.
“Google play music to merge with redtube”
【ＢＥＳＴ ＶＡＬＵＥ】
「𝔹𝔼𝕊𝕋 𝕍𝔸𝕃𝕌𝔼」
My timestamps:
54:16 Joel panik
54:29 When your parents book a vacation to Stockholm without telling you
58:20 messin with the automized help system thingy
1:01:27 Joel's battlecry
1:07:01 Merio time
1:08:38 I think the background music here is just sped up Chirp disc from Minecraft
1:09:55 "And then we can upload some sweet photos to Facebook"
1:14:15 It says Forever, what did you expect?
1:15:39 the end of Merio time
1:31:51 Dear god...
1:33:17 Eminem has been real quiet since this dropped
1:36:09 s m i l e
1:39:07 Nah its just a coincidence
1:51:14 "Works well"
1:52:10 Yes i know what it is
1:57:53 THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THIS GUY
2:01:55 This guy looks like a damn SCP
2:07:26 I DUNNO, ITS A BUNCH OF SHIT
2:24:49 Software: Idk what but its SERIOUS
1:33:17 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
im dead
bet it would have been good to se it live
Anybody notice that the smiley face changed after he clicked on donate in TH-cam.exe
yes'no'nt
Joel watches Ashens? This is truly, "An Excellent Stream"
Always knew Joel was a man of culture.
>downloads malware
>"I don't know why this is so slow"
1:46:00 "An Excellent Windows Destruction"
Raposa Dislexa stay fresh virus bags!
Stay Fresh Vinebags!
2:41:35 Protegent Ransomware Rap ( Secret ).wmv
光の女神パルテナ thicc
"With me no viruses, could enter on your computer!"
ok weeaboo
this switch exclusive Mario joke really came around full circle with Mario wonder.
Text to Mario, new idea for SM64 hacking community
THE DONATE LINK, JUST GOES TO PORN!
how much issues does this computer have?
*ALL!*
My computer crashed even though i have Protogent
*Wait that's illegal*
21:31 Joel gets spooked by an ad!!
Regardless of the quality of Vista, I miss how colourful the icons and branding was in that era. The task bar really looks pleasing to my eyes, compared to the monochrome of Windows 10
Fun is not allowed in the modern designs.
@@CLASSYTUXYFGA ok
@@CLASSYTUXYFGA alright
@@CLASSYTUXYFGA oh
Windows 10 looks more professional, at the cost of looking less friendly.
Windows XP and Vista looked more warm and inviting
I love all of these OSs (xp was my fav) but the evolution from what many call the “frutiger aero” aesthetic to the more minimalistic flat style kinda depresses me. I miss when companies put more detail in their designs, instead of simplifying them so much.
I had to come back and watch the New Mario Forever part after Mario Bros Wonder got announced in the Nintendo Direct.
13:53 Joel has gone full Sweden
💦💦
1:07:45 Literally the entire Mario part was the most hilarious thing I’ve heard from Joel for a long time lmafo
13:40 I would gladly watch swedish lessons with Joel. Seems like it would be pretty entertaining.
"OSTOTO."
. . .
. . .
I BLESS THE PROGRAMS DOWN IN WINDOWS VISTA!
I came when he spoke swedish
i just noticed that my protegent ytp got recommended to joel holy shit
And people wonder why we don't recommend using bing....
32:15 Funnily enough, that's the only mp3/mp4 converter I can rely on.
I believe it's changed since the recording, since I don't recognise the black buttons.
Proto is an echo fighter of Super Why.
21:29, 22:09, 58:25, 1:08:30, 1:09:43, 1:33:16, 1:39:37, 2:56:30
OH SHOOT
jotel, notpetya formats every hard drive in the system, so even if they had a decryption service it wouldn’t do shit because notpetya’s encryption message becomes your os
Legend says that the rice cooker was never cleaned
I really wanted him to download the 5K player
1:08:33 I'm from Poland, this game is from Poland. I'm so disappointed.
TH-cam-dl Is a library, it's used to play TH-cam videos through code. I use it on my Discord music bot all the bot.
1:58:52 "pick your favorite dad". We all know Joel's favorite dad.
"No I don't wanna go to stockholm"
It's a sign Joel. It's a sign that you've let internet demons into your life.
I was having horrible time trying to edit a video and I was getting really testy and pouty but then when Joel left and came back to the weird ass ad I was laughing so hard thank you so much for that crispy experience
1:08:44 - Is that a piece of Minecraft music I hear?
Abandoned Gaming MIIIIIIIINE DIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIOONNDSSSSSSSSS
welcome to my mine
Actually, that's "Orb of Dreamers" from the LittleBIGPlanet series.
But they were both sampled from the same thing, so close!
Abandoned Gaming. Is minecraft musics
Crimes Blazer r/engrish
They will not get rid of my paint.net. I will make pictures until the end! #savepaint
Lord Doggo paint.net isn't the same as Microsoft Paint which is what Microsoft basically phased out. Microsoft made Paint 3d as a replacement, which allows you to make 3d crappy paint drawings as well as 2d.
I know the new Paint 3D sucks. Editing pictures is impossible.
I was destroying my vm with viruses while I am watching this xD
50:27 love that bit of the stream :D
“A daddy zone,pick your favorite dad!”
I love the sounds that come out of you,you beautiful Swedish man
vinesauce joel windows vista destruction
2:41:10 i dont get why around there he's saying "this may seem real but it's actually a scam" but it's pretty obvious because of the wording and the fact that there is exclamation points. Seriously, when was the last time you saw exclamation points in a literal system error on your PC?
Wednesday.
1:04:15. Google play music to merge with Redtube
On the TH-cam to MP3 website you were complaining about, the fake download button goes away if you use an adblocker.
His reaction everytime an add plays is so funny XD
I want to watch Swedish man buys butter the movie, sounds great
Chrome is better if you have enough ram for it to eat.
I had 16 gigs and loved chrome, lost 8 gigs in a corruption mishap and for the first time ever Im considering switching to firefox.
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG 8g is enough for JUST chrome, but between two monitors, games, security programs, addons, and other shit it's a problem
firefox is good would be better if it didn’t consume every file you download
Too bad bro, Firefox is now the worst at resource management lmao. I say this as a former Firefox user for 12 years. Fuck Mozilla, even their founder and guy who made the browser engine agree. They are incompetent, so I’m only using Chrome now. Unironically the least bloated Chromium based browser, what a time to live in
OMG, it is a Super Why recolor. XD
2:02:06 Joel's best Velociraptor impression.
The bot salesmen/tech support is still fantastic...
...ally unconvincing
1:39:05 White washed Super Why!
i mean i guess it's called New Super Mario Forever for a reason (reason being you can never escape)
I got my Irn Bru right here watching this. Good taste as always, Jotle
2:10:18 everybody knows is exelent, but nobody notices that its called CCleaner and not CCCleaner
16:04 "meow meow meow"
I am time traveler
I have only used youtube.mp3 for I think almost 2 years now, only needing to switch when it cant conversation the video and I havent had any problems with a download limit each day. The ad problem is easier to deal with on mobile because the fake button is smaller, but even when using the correct download button, it still redirects you while downloading. It works best with an ad blocker because then it wont even be able to redirect you
The fact that there was actual ransomware here, is impressive. And scary
This is what i mean by ""surfing"" the internet! Good job!
IT'S MEAGICK JOL. *_IT'S MEAGICK_* !
I mean, you can get them back with 8gadgetpack. So if you want to go ahead and get that sidebar back
OH MY GOD. HERE WE GO!!!
An excellent stream
I commented this before I even heard joel say that.
2:55 "the stream will be up soon"
2:02:07 I actually cried when Joel made those dying pig like noises XD lmao slenderman as a doctor tho
“I AM NOT CRYING”
Protogent tried to warn him!!!