South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Jared from Subway Boss Fight #34

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  • @welteringinblackwell
    @welteringinblackwell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3458

    I remember in spring last year my mom got me this game as a gift, and she really loves South Park. In one morning I was playing this bossfight, and I had no idea who Jared was, and my mom came in to grab somethings from my room. When she sees Jared, she immediately starts to die of laughter.

  • @Lolwutburger_LWB
    @Lolwutburger_LWB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3785

    "I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you."

    • @NgaMarsters
      @NgaMarsters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lolwutburger / FluffyMystic oh hey dude

    • @Lolwutburger_LWB
      @Lolwutburger_LWB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yo

    • @AndersLindroth
      @AndersLindroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I watched the video as a scrolled through the comments. And I read your comment at the same time as Jared said that.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s funny as fuck lol

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quit molesting my client.
      Yeah molesting’s my job

  • @whatabeautifulduwang9603
    @whatabeautifulduwang9603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7750

    South Park actually went there. I'm so glad they did.

    • @fudgepackertomcruz3816
      @fudgepackertomcruz3816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Molly Johnson they went there ages ago

    • @whatabeautifulduwang9603
      @whatabeautifulduwang9603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      fudgepacker Tom Cruz They went there again*

    • @oblue0033
      @oblue0033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      They went to a bunch of places and never got sued

    • @JokerLord420
      @JokerLord420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      1Dudelove I watched every single episode of South Park.
      But I never got the chance to watch 200 and 201. 😭

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oblue 00 cuz what they do falls under satire or some shit

  • @DominoEffect572
    @DominoEffect572 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    "We'll handle these kids for you Mr fogle"
    "I think I know how to handle a kid" lol

  • @grapeboi9256
    @grapeboi9256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3471

    "How would you kids like to see my famous foot long"....... Holy shit the guys at south park got some serious balls

    • @scottsims9711
      @scottsims9711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mack daddy Hank He's taking about the sandwich. Lol

    • @molemanninethousand
      @molemanninethousand 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Literally thousands of people have been making that joke ever since Jared was exposed.

    • @rustyshackleford5668
      @rustyshackleford5668 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I bet he's still getting plenty of six inches where he is

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Floopaze You are an elitist on youtube who finds himself superior for catching an obvious joke on a South Park game. How pathetic is your life?

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mack daddy Hank So you delete your retort? My comment was to someone else and you come im talking shit only to delete the response.

  • @skyfallninja3377
    @skyfallninja3377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1308

    There's no way I can get through this boss battle without completely laughing my ass off the entire time.

  • @EJAXK13
    @EJAXK13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2819

    Oh Shit!! Hide your kids! Hide your wi- actually, just hide your kids.

    • @laszlonagy3632
      @laszlonagy3632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jacob Ray Helsing 😈😈😈😈😈😉😈😉😉😉😈😈😦😦😱😦😣😢😥😦🔚🐰😂🚠🚠🚠🚗🚐🚡🚠🚋🚄🚊Ⓜ🚋🚋Ⓜ🚒🚏Ⓜ🚋🚈🚋🚋🚐🚒🚐🚋🚐🚐🚋🚒🚐🚋🚋🚐🚋🚈🚋🚋🚐🚌🚐🚑🚐🚈🚐🚑🚈🚈🚏🚏🚏🚊ⓂⓂ🚋🚊🚏🚊🚈🚏🚐🚘🚘🚃🚙🚑🚒🚋🚑🚖🚑🚑🚋🚒🚓🚌🚓🚓🚓🚓🚐🚂🚈🚈🚋🚌🚅🚅🚄🚄🚍🚆🚍🚍🚔🚙

    • @sandman27
      @sandman27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Lászlo Nagy we have a special place in prison for people like you.

    • @wolf_da_king-5137
      @wolf_da_king-5137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok am i the only one that dosnt understand Laszlos comment?

    • @passoutoncardboardbox9635
      @passoutoncardboardbox9635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jacob Ray Helsing I

    • @gaztonthecommander7395
      @gaztonthecommander7395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lászlo Nagy oh wait

  • @coreyhorlacher3460
    @coreyhorlacher3460 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    The fact they made Jared a boss fight is hilarious. They are not afraid to make fun of criminals, and I love it.

  • @JohnnyCooper64
    @JohnnyCooper64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    Oh fuck it's Jared

    • @jaredsalads5862
      @jaredsalads5862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hi

    • @dimash6289
      @dimash6289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +Jared Salads Jared is kinda like Tiberius:
      a kind of perverted, sadistic man who enjoy his twisted fantasy...

    • @harryharyadi449
      @harryharyadi449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jared could've been good heck even inspirational if he wasn't a pedophile

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe if Jared Discover The Loli genre in Anime Earlier that time,He may or may not not end up being Pedobear

    • @jnumbat1722
      @jnumbat1722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His name is Jared and *he's still looking good.*

  • @jaredrodriguez7222
    @jaredrodriguez7222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    He ruined our name

    • @xanderotp
      @xanderotp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Jared Rodriguez he ruined sandwich fucking.

    • @helpmii6826
      @helpmii6826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Poor projared * wink *

    • @Mario87456
      @Mario87456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Doesn't help that ProJared is also a scumbag and perv which has helped ruin the name even more.

    • @TheMapleSyrupShow
      @TheMapleSyrupShow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah, poor ProJared. *oh wait.*

    • @elchuniloco8
      @elchuniloco8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THE NAME JARED?

  • @s2korpionic
    @s2korpionic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    What the fuck? After all the topics that South Park has gone through, the comment section is surprised by this? WTF?

    • @ApHap5713
      @ApHap5713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Exactly

    • @pepinyostep3592
      @pepinyostep3592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I know right!!!

    • @Snakexxxxx
      @Snakexxxxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I haven't seen South Park in years and I saw this coming.

    • @mjnoir1
      @mjnoir1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think people are surprised because like I was. I didn't even know You can use his likeness in a game. Like did he give consent? Since he's a convicted criminal does he lose his ability to consent ECT...

    • @Torterra625
      @Torterra625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I'm upset over anything about this choice, it's that we have ANOTHER boss battle where you go up against a pedophile. The priests in the dark room and now Jared. Are there OTHER pedophile boss battles in this game? Because by all means, use up the same joke again ala Seth Macfarlene.

  • @rottedraptor
    @rottedraptor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    3:34 that attack caught me off guard lmfao

    • @skeletonking2501
      @skeletonking2501 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      No matter much much I mentally prepare myself I can never be prepared enough for that

    • @BigBadWolf995
      @BigBadWolf995 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That was cursed

    • @rottedraptor
      @rottedraptor ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@BigBadWolf995 Cursed yet hilarious lmao

    • @rainautica
      @rainautica ปีที่แล้ว +32

      oh my god! he creamed kenny!

    • @Sonickheghod
      @Sonickheghod ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rainautica WHYYYY

  • @tsarzamancorpdna
    @tsarzamancorpdna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3924

    well trey and matt never held back before but jesus christ

    • @nicholasgutierrez6672
      @nicholasgutierrez6672 7 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Well with Jared being a child molester and that old episode with the aides joke I think they were going to use him sooner or later, but it just works because they had the balls to do it.

    • @_gungrave_6802
      @_gungrave_6802 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      You don't need balls when you have zero fucks to give about what others think lol

    • @ThatBugBehindYou
      @ThatBugBehindYou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Considering what he did I think holding back in this case would be a disservice.

    • @laszlonagy3632
      @laszlonagy3632 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Renz F 🚋🚊🚂🚋🚅🐎🏀🚃🚊🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚚🚘🚘🚠🚚🚚🚓🚋🚑🚐🚠🚚🚍🚒🚐🚗🚘🚙🚙🚚🚒🚑🚗🚟🚟🚙🚟🚟🚙🚙🛂🚙🚟🚟🚟🚞🚞🚟🚘🚟🚙🚋🚙🚠🚓🚛🚚🚙🚘🚏🚐🚗🚗🚘🚘🚟🚟🚘🚙🚙🚙🚒🚒🚒🚙🚙🚒🚙🚘🚘🚞🚞🚘🚡🚠🚙🚙

    • @lolatu513
      @lolatu513 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhhhh geeez

  • @aarongreenfield9038
    @aarongreenfield9038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    Trey and Matt are fucking Savage, I love it!.

    • @aarongreenfield9038
      @aarongreenfield9038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      loganatorgaming. I love conjugal visits!.

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aaron Greenfield they are geniuses!

    • @aarongreenfield9038
      @aarongreenfield9038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Duvmasta. by savage I mean ruthless. That they don't give a fuck about political correctness!, Of course they're Geniuses..

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaron Greenfield yeah they could rip on anyone could they?

    • @Poland35
      @Poland35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Duvmasta Especially matt

  • @beanbottler
    @beanbottler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    Of all the genres for a South Park game... a tactical role-playing game is certainly not what I expected.

    • @alonesometravler9343
      @alonesometravler9343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Yet it works so well. Way better than a FPS or quiz show.

    • @axe1ruleZ
      @axe1ruleZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      A lonesome travler Or even a tower defense game.

    • @ssjzamza9987
      @ssjzamza9987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ben Butler yea it's kinda dumb

    • @MrPwner911
      @MrPwner911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or a racing game.

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mitsuhide Akechi lol would you prefer cartman kart racing?

  • @cyan_foxi6318
    @cyan_foxi6318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2171

    I showed my friend this. He got pissed. Why?
    *Because his name is Jared.*

    • @spirit9871
      @spirit9871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      TechnicFox *AND HE'S STILL LOOKIN' GOOOOOD*

    • @AYoungAdultOnYoutube
      @AYoungAdultOnYoutube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      *EATING THOSE SUBWAY SANDWICHES*

    • @angelwayne2872
      @angelwayne2872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      HIS NAME IS JARED AND HES STILL LOOKING GOOD

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Did he give you aides?

    • @mefamin507
      @mefamin507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *Likes the Footlong or the Tossed Salad?..*

  • @ScorchingFrost.
    @ScorchingFrost. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    “You knocked that bitch down to Kyles reading level.”- Cartman

    • @FarikoWishless
      @FarikoWishless 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jibran Calderon I just finished hearing that 😂

    • @rafaelromero8657
      @rafaelromero8657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MICRO AGRESSION! HIT HIM!

  • @danthemanhd8443
    @danthemanhd8443 7 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    I love South Park so much

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    Every time I think South Park can't possibly be more offensive.......they get more offensive.
    I guess the fact that they can still shock us 21 Seasons later is amazing.

    • @ItsBread-y6y
      @ItsBread-y6y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      wouldn't really call it offensive

    • @seamorgh21
      @seamorgh21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      AnonymousSenpai9000 Offensive to pedophiles?

    • @alvinyakitori8720
      @alvinyakitori8720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      How the fuck is this offensive?

    • @crimsonstar108
      @crimsonstar108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Jokes about easy targets are not offensive. They're vaguely uncomfortable for some people, but not offensive.

    • @xen3588
      @xen3588 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hisoka pls

  • @avelus5984
    @avelus5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    I imagine Jared's reaction if the prison ever allowed him to view his own boss fight.

    • @ArchArtsOfficial
      @ArchArtsOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      that would be priceless

    • @JeepersCreepers12
      @JeepersCreepers12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Reminds me how they made Saddam Hussein watch his own depiction in Bigger, Longer and Uncut after his capture lol.

    • @microooo
      @microooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@JeepersCreepers12 he loved it

    • @Mario87456
      @Mario87456 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironically when they first depicted him in their show (long before he was revealed to be a pedophile) he actually commented positively on it. I bet he doesn’t feel the same way now since his South Park counterpart is depicted as a pedophile just like him in real life.

    • @gravityrushfan299
      @gravityrushfan299 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He will laugh

  • @rynegreen7902
    @rynegreen7902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    This is why I love South Park. Only their franchise can have a boss battle with Jared

    • @Poland35
      @Poland35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jared is a dirtbag. South park is known to make fun of dirtbags like him

  • @2prize
    @2prize 7 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    HES STILL LOOKING GUD

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      2prize EATIN THOSE SANDWHICHESSS...

    • @Timboslice475
      @Timboslice475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE’S STILL LOOKIN’ GUD.

    • @megabutters9144
      @megabutters9144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      2prize Hey kids,you want some candy?

    • @oldezio5809
      @oldezio5809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh fuck it's jared

    • @S0ZettaSl0w
      @S0ZettaSl0w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this...

  • @unholysoldier002
    @unholysoldier002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    The song! The Goddamn song when the cell opens! My sides

    • @mrguy1141
      @mrguy1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He's still looking good, eaten tha subway sandichez, his name is Jared and eez still looken guuud 0:56

    • @melostrich
      @melostrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey kids want some candy?

    • @WhiteDarkness3113
      @WhiteDarkness3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      oh f**k its jared

    • @goiabexp
      @goiabexp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WhiteDarkness3113 You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this.

  • @trashboat910
    @trashboat910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    He's still lookin'' gooood... Eatin' those Subway sandwichessss... His name is Jared and he's still lookin' gooood...
    Now this song is stuck in my head...

  • @mr.niffler9527
    @mr.niffler9527 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "Should we do anything with the body?"
    "EWW"
    Still gets me every time

  • @320speed
    @320speed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Wow.. this game is amazing...so much references. definitely need this game

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Believe you me when I say, so do I

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +320speed
      This was one of the funniest surprises in the game so... yeah you shouldn't have come here.

  • @somedoge7727
    @somedoge7727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Hey kids want some candy? *gets hit* You like it rough? Me too! (Lmao)

    • @oriongaming340
      @oriongaming340 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mysterion: "You've got a lot of bad karma heading your way"

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I really hope they have Epstein as a boss in the future.

    • @SardonischerDean
      @SardonischerDean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be lulz

    • @PlanetXerox
      @PlanetXerox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Would also hope Cosby, Weinstein, or R. Kelly as well.

    • @niog4534
      @niog4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or Drake Bell

    • @peternehemiah1606
      @peternehemiah1606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or Roman Polanski

    • @narsbigmonkeynuts
      @narsbigmonkeynuts ปีที่แล้ว

      edp445 bossfight should def happen

  • @Sensedog
    @Sensedog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This is why I love South Park.
    Literally nothing is off-limits.
    As it should be.

  • @readthiscomment6748
    @readthiscomment6748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Any game where you can play as a child should have jared as a boss fight just for the memes.

    • @jordanj809
      @jordanj809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      read this comment this

    • @richardrios8788
      @richardrios8788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      read this comment yass

    • @readthiscomment6748
      @readthiscomment6748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If he appears in earthbound, then that means that we can play as jared in smash bros!

  • @MN121MN
    @MN121MN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    That "This is a trap!" always gets me.

    • @overlorddarkrai7701
      @overlorddarkrai7701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MN121MN reminds me of Admiral Ackbar's famous line.

  • @Simgor2
    @Simgor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    That's what I love about South Park. Anytime, anywhere, anyplace, they'll go after everybody. They do not discriminate.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NOBODY is safe from South Park 💀

  • @defAngel
    @defAngel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “Wanna see if we can all squeeze into my Before picture pants? “ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @apieceoftoast768
    @apieceoftoast768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I purely remembered Jared from the South Park episode long ago.
    Seeing how they updated his character with the "character development" Jared got since then, with subway jokes, cracked me the hell up.

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    South Park: The Fractured But Whole, sponsored by Jared's Jewelers.
    You'll find Jared near the Chuck E. Cheese, right next to the Baby Gap.

  • @Vellie69
    @Vellie69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    South Park is slowly going dank, we now wait for a 9/11 boss

    • @dragb9284
      @dragb9284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Cute ass Paya theve always done shit like this

    • @thotpatrol3355
      @thotpatrol3355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cute ass Paya like one of the hijackers lol

    • @ssjzamza9987
      @ssjzamza9987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fantasy TM no their not

    • @Blackpapalink
      @Blackpapalink 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes they are.

    • @opgscorpion1697
      @opgscorpion1697 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      George w. Bush is a dlc boss

  • @relief88
    @relief88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Don't worry, I know how to handle kids." Amazing.

  • @AlexiasPlaylist
    @AlexiasPlaylist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Oh Jared and his Aides

  • @bmann14k
    @bmann14k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    A true villain for a boss fight. South Park knows how to pick them.

  • @shuyin-gamingchannel1791
    @shuyin-gamingchannel1791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      By mayo spraying subway sandwich sexual innuendo no less too....

    • @technomancer3373
      @technomancer3373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SHUYIN - Gaming Channel that was kenny

    • @Elerantula_
      @Elerantula_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      BASTARDS.

    • @handsomejack4125
      @handsomejack4125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mysterion's dead again, guys.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not Human!
      (Wait wrong series.)

  • @imightbetrying5003
    @imightbetrying5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:56 he’s still look in’ good, eatin’ those subway sandwiches. His name is Jared and he’s still looking good

  • @ericlauder3457
    @ericlauder3457 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I ACTUALLY GOT A SUBWAY AD

  • @cutler_beckett
    @cutler_beckett 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3:34 JESUS CHRIST!!! I’m gonna need holy water eye droplets after seeing that!

  • @deemandude6131
    @deemandude6131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Holy Shit! You use farts to trigger Bites the Dasut-o

    • @doofy3111
      @doofy3111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Deeman Dude Bites *za Dusto

    • @williambrunsdon1189
      @williambrunsdon1189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The third bomb was this comment! *Click*

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deeman Dude
      Wait where does that happen, the only thing I saw was the option to do something like [Za Warudo]

    • @SuperNobodyhome
      @SuperNobodyhome 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      vili rantala The option on the left was to glitch time and skip the enemy's turn

    • @luffydaking98
      @luffydaking98 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a strong stand-d0

  • @ruth540
    @ruth540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you."
    DEAD

  • @johnlocke1279
    @johnlocke1279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you!"

  • @steina1543
    @steina1543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Oh fuck, it's Jared" Yeah. My thoughts exactly, Cartman

  • @MisterAIG
    @MisterAIG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I can't believe they actually did this

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      YaBoyAlan ... they have never held back before, kid

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its south park what you'd expect

  • @brittney6535
    @brittney6535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The dialogue during this fight had me rolling lmfao. This is beautiful.

  • @desperado4367
    @desperado4367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    does anyone remember when South Park used to be separate plots each episode?

    • @gengarsmaster3529
      @gengarsmaster3529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They stop doing that this season. There is no arc in the recent season. They're mostly separate.

    • @minniemarcum1150
      @minniemarcum1150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ye its like old south park. Only on-going thing is Heidi and Eric but thats just brought up ever so often kind of like Garrisons sex change in older eps. I do expect something to happen to them this season tho like with garrisons sex change.

    • @aidanm8030
      @aidanm8030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeeeaaahhhhh I memba

    • @RikXtreme4
      @RikXtreme4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LanceOllyFre Its called episodic..

    • @Lolwutburger_LWB
      @Lolwutburger_LWB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I meeeember.

  • @pancakeknight613
    @pancakeknight613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:49 How'd you kids like to see my famous footlong?
    me: Oh Jared you dirty dirty man😨

  • @thatonescarecrow4692
    @thatonescarecrow4692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    oooh, that's why subway got closed in Russia.

  • @Pheonix0752
    @Pheonix0752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Kids: "Should we do something with the body?"
    Jared: *grins*

  • @manlikedrogba9408
    @manlikedrogba9408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    In a overly sensitive pc world....I'm so happy to see that Southpark still doesn't give a fuck about anyone's feelings.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s intended to trigger the ones who are easily triggered.
      Have some EQ and enjoy the joke

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, Trey Parker and Matt Stone admitted that they like the controversy.

    • @TomasM30
      @TomasM30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The people talking about how others are too easily triggered are normally the ones that are easily triggered

    • @christopherwilliams9418
      @christopherwilliams9418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah I don't think anybody gives a shit about jared fogle's feelings lmao

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Overly sensitive PC world? You mean basically just the US and the UK? Everyone else doesn't give a fuck. They have bigger issues to deal with than crying over dumb things on Twitter.

  • @zeek2465
    @zeek2465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Am I the only one laughing at the fact that only cartman knew how serious it was seeing Jared?

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably went to the camp...

  • @MrRae7231
    @MrRae7231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    So inappropriate but so dam funny 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TeaisTasty
      @TeaisTasty 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Dowling Damn

    • @Bat-talk
      @Bat-talk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not as inappropriate as Jared trying to kiddie diddle

  • @abowlofweetabixc8275
    @abowlofweetabixc8275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Say tuna sub backwards.
    That's what Jared is gonna do on your face.

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I remember when he was still a spokesperson for Subway. I think he was doing tours for them and signing autographs. One week, he came to a shopping center I worked at. On my break one of those days, my co-workers asked if I was gonna go meet Jared and get his autograph. I didn't see why. All he did was eat sandwiches and lose weight.
    This was around 2009 or 2010, and I'm so glad I saw it that way.

  • @theforgottenscotsman7659
    @theforgottenscotsman7659 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This couldn’t be anymore poetic i got given a subway ad before the video started 😂

  • @sketch92
    @sketch92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    BAD TOUCH!

    • @H511F1R5
      @H511F1R5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sketch BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH !! STRANGER DANGER !! STRANGER DANGER !!

    • @lucariofan6045
      @lucariofan6045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HELLO 911 EMERGENCY,
      THERE'S A TALL MAN WANTING TO RAPE LITTLE CHILDREN DRESSED IN THEIR PAJAMAS WITH SANDWICHES,WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE'LL DO TO THEM,HURRY!!!!!

    • @dokuganryu1565
      @dokuganryu1565 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally

    • @ripexthecrocogator4137
      @ripexthecrocogator4137 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!! STRANGER DANGER!!!

  • @dxfan18
    @dxfan18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    First look at this game and I'm already surprised at the audacity of the creators. Damn, and after being a fan of this show so long, I shouldn't be surprised.

  • @kap1618
    @kap1618 7 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Can Matt and Trey get in trouble for this? There's making a joke but this might be the kind of thing people get sued over despite actually being true. But after an episode where they made Jared out to be an okay guy years back I feel this is Matt and Trey's way of saying "On second thought fuck you man."

    • @Jojoateyt
      @Jojoateyt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Have you seen the show before? They have a team of lawyers to okay each episode.

    • @dyingEnet
      @dyingEnet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      They already made pedo jokes at Jared.

    • @dzonatangavert1408
      @dzonatangavert1408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      They fucked with Scientology in the past.

    • @tanncheevasit2398
      @tanncheevasit2398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Its a parody of someone who is accused of child porn. If he wasn't accuse then yes it is slandering.

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I doubt it. I mean Jared Fogel is in jail, he is worthy of ridicule and he doesn't have reputation left to destroy at this point.

  • @jaxxxx3522
    @jaxxxx3522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me:Oh fuck it's Jared
    Cartman:oh fuck it's Jared

  • @osarceno93
    @osarceno93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Yup, South Park never pulls any punches....

  • @brownskelition6462
    @brownskelition6462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This proves that South park has no limets

  • @jordanbyrd9370
    @jordanbyrd9370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jared:you like it rough? Me too
    Mysterion:Im gonna kick your ass
    My favorite part of the whole thing

  • @CodesTheOtaku
    @CodesTheOtaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You got the right idea here. Kill the Aides first, or else they’ll just keep healing Jared.

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Careful! He's got aides!

    • @PoolBoy314
      @PoolBoy314 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drixenol86 Aides or AIDS?

  • @RabidLeroy
    @RabidLeroy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    And if you thought Jared is bad, can you imagine the sequel given recent events?!

    • @thatswhatshesaid2777
      @thatswhatshesaid2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, Phone Destroyer is pretty interesting, and I'd love for South Park to tackle recent events like the new Afghanistan Taliban taking away women's rights.

    • @RabidLeroy
      @RabidLeroy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatswhatshesaid2777 Considering the above, who knows. Consider running your imagination and that thought will get an answer, satirically and commentating speaking.

  • @Wardog01Actual
    @Wardog01Actual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "... His name is Jared and he still looking gOoOoOod!"
    I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

  • @monolyth421
    @monolyth421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's still lookin' good, eatin' them s-sammiches all the time

  • @citizengreyfox
    @citizengreyfox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    lmfao this is legendary

  • @Nixxinity
    @Nixxinity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He's still lookin' gooood...Eatin' thosr Subway sandwichessss...His name is Jared and he's still lookin' gooood...

  • @isthisapikachu
    @isthisapikachu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how Kenny’s Power is immortality considering HOW MUCH HE DIES.

  • @supercyberfunk
    @supercyberfunk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Jared is still lookin good." I'm sure his cell mate was singing that before lights out.

  • @karenm6121
    @karenm6121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kamie godmother:I'm telling you he ain't no sandwich guy Jared is a subway guy

  • @elpato54
    @elpato54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I felt FBW fell flat in a lot of ways, but when this happened, I fell out of my recliner laughing so damn hard.

  • @ventomario3251
    @ventomario3251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is so fucking hilarious and I'm watching this in subways now

  • @lucasmackey2808
    @lucasmackey2808 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:08 Oh F** it’s Jared!

  • @alejandrareina7712
    @alejandrareina7712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jared:Hey kids you want so candy 🍭
    Me: ohhhh hell naw

  • @narararamammily5386
    @narararamammily5386 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jared:"How would you like to see my famous foot long."
    Me:....Kids, go fuck him up.

  • @fernobrawl
    @fernobrawl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:41 THEY KILLED KENNY!!!!!

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You wanna see my famous footlong?
    *BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH, STRANGER DANGER*

  • @alexvaughan1013
    @alexvaughan1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jared wanting to give children 'aides' aged even worse than the 'aides' joke.

  • @mercenarydavi8362
    @mercenarydavi8362 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My jaw dropped when i was watching this scene LOL, and also, anyone in 2024?

  • @julioandalbertfan4335
    @julioandalbertfan4335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Oh f it's Jared"and "Almost by the balls" made me lmao

  • @Ziabatsu
    @Ziabatsu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This game is better than the past 2 seasons in the first 2 hours alone.

  • @waygyanba2195
    @waygyanba2195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I think i know how to handle a kid" Jesus fucking Christ

  • @harrisonbetker2271
    @harrisonbetker2271 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    At first, I never understood why kids were afraid of Jared until I looked into it more deeply and was like, "oh shit".
    Also, I like how Jared's boss title has a subway font.

  • @kabukiwookie
    @kabukiwookie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know you've "MADE IT" in the criminal world when you appear in a South Park video game...

  • @Tony-wu4wk
    @Tony-wu4wk ปีที่แล้ว +4

    his name is Jared and he's still looking good!!!

  • @ASMR_Junkie
    @ASMR_Junkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Wanna see if we can all squeeze into my before-picture pants?"

  • @wiseguychampia6647
    @wiseguychampia6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:35
    OH MY GOD, Jared killed Kenny

    • @damian9303
      @damian9303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he did it with the mayo of his foot long

    • @tammytheranger7645
      @tammytheranger7645 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You bastard!

  • @Jaestarrrr
    @Jaestarrrr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You've knocked that bitch down to kyles reading level" OMFG 😂😂

  • @crutial87ify
    @crutial87ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmfao I don't know why I didn't expect them to touch on this topic it's South Park

  • @boneless1872
    @boneless1872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jared has the type of face "spell tuna sub backword, thats what imma do on your face"

  • @seanbond6454
    @seanbond6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:06 🤣 😂

  • @drumdrum7318
    @drumdrum7318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trey and Matt just dont give a fuck they will clown anyone!!!😂😂😂

  • @christianjohnson2275
    @christianjohnson2275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The music kills me 😂

  • @Mahaveez
    @Mahaveez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks SP for teaching me about what happened with Jared through this game.