This podcast is like no other. I have never seen a chain smoking Megan McCain doppelgänger rant at a chili’s waiter like this. It is truly the purest form of podcast lmfao
This is my favorite podcast to listen to while dipping sardines in crunchy peanut butter while I wait out the apocalypse in my mildew covered underground bunker, with its very limited supply of oxygen and mere stack of cinderblocks leading to an unfortunately shallow hole in which I defecate into Thanks Tim!
Hi Tim. I am a fan from Wuhan (Im not shitting) You are really funny, please keep producing podcast so i dont go mad after spending 40 days straight with my family thank you
Even at best, with a family you love and enjoy.... There's the you when you are not around them, and to not be able to let that you, out with other people... Hoh man, you had damn well better have a sense of humor to fall back on... I think we are headed there soon... Let us know how you are doing! ❤️
probably engineered that way to cut down on benefit payments, politicians then can spend that money on stopping corona virus from killing the young it was never meant to kill
Oh my god, dude, it's fuckin Tim Black. Didn't know you listened to this shit. Dude, Tim, you're cool as fuck. I enjoy listening to you. You're the shit. Later, man.
05:43 - one of the greatest moments in TH-cam. The fact that this doesn’t have more views shows newer TD fans aren’t doing the deep dive. This one is essential
Russell Peters was in Denver this weekend at the club I work at. We must have refunded 400+ tix but the show went on. Our state's Governor ordered a ban of gatherings of more than 250 people. I cannot say that is how this was handled. Tonight, a co-worker's babysitter was headed to get tested after displaying symptoms and a fever. This same co-worker was coughing all over the place during our shift. Our owner is deadset on keeping the show going. That being said, I am certain we will be shut down by this time next week. My back-up career: hazardous waste/dead body clean up.
Who downvotes the most definitive newscast on internet television? Seriously. Give Tim the thumbs up he deserves for his great service to this country. It will be historical record played back to kids in school when teachers helplessly defer to him as the most articulate arbiter of this moment in time.
Looks and sounds good guys. Thanks for putting these out. This debacle reminds me of how important Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon are right now for people. What a great way to boost spirits in this country. Do you want to go out shinning or not?! Do you want to be dripping in jewels or not fatty?! I don't have any inventory but that's fine. I sell dreams of imagination my friend. Come close and close your eyes.
I’m still smoking weed I just switched to Sativa and started running 5 miles a day. Broadcasting live from Scarsdale. Quarantine coming soon. Leaving for the Catskills today.
Reporting from Italy, it is as bad as you say, you get arrested for driving anywhere that isn’t your closest grocery store or pharmacy. It might not be as authoritarian as China, but there’s still some fascist spirit here. We’re getting through it by working on our passion projects, our QuaranSchemes, just like Newton and Shakespeare did when they created their greatest masterpieces
You are the only person who mentions the Franklin scandal - thank you. Will never forget this horrible chapter in our history - too bad most ppl know very little about it.
Let's face it.....Tim Dillon is John of Patmos as modern day stand up and in two thousand years time people will be trying to decifer his rantings looking for meaning while we will all be forgotten about.
I think calling off the shows is the right call. Things are gonna be a little weird for 3-4 months minimum, and ultimately I think most people will survive and life will go on. Basic supplies, hospital capacity, and overall jobs/economy will suffer for sure. This thing does seem to be very contagious. But in other ways this could actually be an opportunity. Personally I don't think this will be apocalyptic. Still good to exercise caution though. Love the pod by the way, have listened for a long time. I'm an art major who didn't grow his career properly and won't pay into the Patreon, but I hope to one day. Love from Austin. Devin Costa's pod is great also and am happy to be introduced to that as well. Stay safe y'all! Also, I don't think the flight attendants are all suicidal. Some of them might be, but others are probable just as scared as the rest of us. I for one have definitely looked at a wing and prayed it doesn't just sheer off.
LA is certainly going to be hit hard, especially with that huge homeless situation you got there. 40,000 people living in tents is a massive breeding ground for any type of virus. Not saying this to preach just don’t fool yourself into thinking otherwise then put yourself into harms way. Be well my good man.
its not going to be that bad. the pandemic is the hysteria and panic, not the virus itself (if that's even real). the government is doing a great job of scaring the masses into subservience
41:44 what if you had coronavirus and needed to get supplies and told you b can't leave or you go out anyway because you have no one to get them for you without leaving quarantine
Listening to a playlist on Spotify called "Sad Instrumentals: From Moody to Mournful" and doing forced online College while listening to this old Tim Dillon footage and feelin' like a doomer.
Fascinating to watch this post pandemic.
“Dr Fowsi”
This podcast is like no other. I have never seen a chain smoking Megan McCain doppelgänger rant at a chili’s waiter like this. It is truly the purest form of podcast lmfao
Boomers have Bill Gates, Koch bothers, Bloomberg, MSNBC and FOX. We have this and comrade Covid. Who’s winning now, bitches?
Why is this Best Buy employee so angry?
Wage stagnation
this comment made my day =))))
no paid sick leave
Couldn’t sell the fucking Lenovo’s
Dan Shirley and no health insurance
I'm addicted to this show. I hope we get alot more
Now that comedy is cancelled the should double the episodes
The only other time I was so addicted to a show when Adam Corolla pioneered podcasting
When there is a longer gap between episodes I start to feen a lil
@@toomuchtug8345 Patreon drops Tuesday nights! It’s worth it
Watching this again one year later is just eerie to say the least, particularly with the predictions...
Insanely accurate. Always act on his rants from here on out. He's never wrong.
this is when Tim Dillon peaked IMO
@@NoDak888 he has yet to peek 😳 he will continue to rise and rise !!!!! 😁
Tim is chicken soup for the collapsing society's soul
Very well put
This is my favorite podcast to listen to while dipping sardines in crunchy peanut butter while I wait out the apocalypse in my mildew covered underground bunker, with its very limited supply of oxygen and mere stack of cinderblocks leading to an unfortunately shallow hole in which I defecate into
Thanks Tim!
*into which I defecate.
@WhoCaresManDamn, send address, I will provide you a shovel for your uncomfortably shallow latrine.
The great Ray Kump ladies and gentleman give this man a round of applause
you described that like you are actually in a bunker, good writing
Should've brought saltines, then its like two different meals!
.....life in the big city
Ty for that lol
This should replace cnn
I've learned so much about the coronavirus from comedians like Rogan and Dillon than that damn cnn, fox news, and MSDNC.
It has.
It essentially is CNN now 😂
Tim Dillon is the Walter Cronkite of the Apocalypse
This podcast has really become my #1…just the right mix of info and humor
Tim, the way you string together sentences makes me want to die less
Hi Tim. I am a fan from Wuhan (Im not shitting) You are really funny, please keep producing podcast so i dont go mad after spending 40 days straight with my family thank you
stay healthy glad you made it, best wishes from america
Sorry you couldnt cancel your family
Even at best, with a family you love and enjoy.... There's the you when you are not around them, and to not be able to let that you, out with other people... Hoh man, you had damn well better have a sense of humor to fall back on... I think we are headed there soon... Let us know how you are doing! ❤️
Keep on fighting Wuhan soldier 👊
@@TikTakGamingTr haha
Its funny watching this now to see how right Tim was.
Tim Dillon the News Man.
All onboard.
"ROVING BANDS OF TIKTOCKERS DOING THRILLER WITH REAL BODIES!"
- Tim Dillon, March 2020
Its already happening Gen Zers are calling coronavirus the Boomer Remover.
probably engineered that way to cut down on benefit payments, politicians then can spend that money on stopping corona virus from killing the young it was never meant to kill
"You go from that to waking up that your leaders are no good, worst than you thought, bad in ways you can barely comprehend. Unimaginable"
Oh my god, dude, it's fuckin Tim Black. Didn't know you listened to this shit. Dude, Tim, you're cool as fuck. I enjoy listening to you. You're the shit. Later, man.
Watching back over this months later. Dudes a prophet.
05:43 - one of the greatest moments in TH-cam.
The fact that this doesn’t have more views shows newer TD fans aren’t doing the deep dive. This one is essential
Russell Peters was in Denver this weekend at the club I work at. We must have refunded 400+ tix but the show went on.
Our state's Governor ordered a ban of gatherings of more than 250 people. I cannot say that is how this was handled.
Tonight, a co-worker's babysitter was headed to get tested after displaying symptoms and a fever. This same co-worker was coughing all over the place during our shift. Our owner is deadset on keeping the show going.
That being said, I am certain we will be shut down by this time next week. My back-up career: hazardous waste/dead body clean up.
I like to think they're just stuck in that room for self-qurantine.
Tim might not be the anchor man some of you wanted for the end of the world, but he’s definitely the one we deserve.
Who downvotes the most definitive newscast on internet television? Seriously. Give Tim the thumbs up he deserves for his great service to this country. It will be historical record played back to kids in school when teachers helplessly defer to him as the most articulate arbiter of this moment in time.
"I hope I'm wrong but it's gonna get hairy..." yea Tim, you weren't wrong...
This is the third rewatch of this after the world ended and we are still listening to tim rant about lockdowns
I love the requiem for a Dream reference
That double headed *(Wuhan cough)* ildo scene is wild.
😂🤣😂
Justin Pollock
butt to butt
Looks and sounds good guys. Thanks for putting these out. This debacle reminds me of how important Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon are right now for people. What a great way to boost spirits in this country. Do you want to go out shinning or not?! Do you want to be dripping in jewels or not fatty?! I don't have any inventory but that's fine. I sell dreams of imagination my friend. Come close and close your eyes.
I think he's joking, but Tim and Rosanne could be better than Alex on Rogan
Tim is a modern day Nostradamus
I think Tim only owns two shirts.
The blue and black polo shirt is all he wears
The tracksuits are the only thing he should be wearing
Stay safe for God's sake we need you
My mask will have Tim's face printed on it
A few things tim got right. Descending into chaos, collapse of the economy and my personal favorite Billy ellish is an mk ultra victim.
Tim's podcast studio is always on the cutting edge of technology and architecture.
I was blown away you predicted the shutdown of all restaurants I just watched that episode yesterday it was like a year ago... unbelievable
38:26 That Raymond voice mail sound bit is insane!!
Best podcast for a GTA game.
Tim thank you for this. One of the most sober perspectives I’ve heard
Wuhan
* Coughs * "Wuhan!"
Nah.. uw
Best News Cast Ever... Thank you Tim
I’m still smoking weed I just switched to Sativa and started running 5 miles a day. Broadcasting live from Scarsdale. Quarantine coming soon. Leaving for the Catskills today.
In a story I am developing, I'd like very much to model some personalities on you two, thank you for that inspiration.
SAVE US TIM
Historic episode
Keeping me sane. Thank you sir.
Tim and Ben are getting us thru all this crap! Ty guys 👍🏻
Reporting from Italy, it is as bad as you say, you get arrested for driving anywhere that isn’t your closest grocery store or pharmacy. It might not be as authoritarian as China, but there’s still some fascist spirit here. We’re getting through it by working on our passion projects, our QuaranSchemes, just like Newton and Shakespeare did when they created their greatest masterpieces
38:09 The episode would not be complete without at least one imitation of Ray from Tim😅
Interesting to listen to this nearly two years later. Pandemic still going!
Anchor Man at the End of the World...
You are the only person who mentions the Franklin scandal - thank you. Will never forget this horrible chapter in our history - too bad most ppl know very little about it.
46:12 the Indelible Raymond Kump
LOL Sam Tripolis Minions would have labeled U as Illuminati with your hand gesture
Tim, this virus is something, but what do you think about Corey Feldman's recent revelation that Charlie Sheen uses Crisco as a sex lube?
They did the virus to overshadow Feldmans movie
That's what the people want to know. Armageddon blah blah blah tell us about Feldman already
Soooo interesting listening to this December 2021.
2 years to slow the spread
Let's face it.....Tim Dillon is John of Patmos as modern day stand up and in two thousand years time people will be trying to decifer his rantings looking for meaning while we will all be forgotten about.
the best part of this is Tim ripping on Fauci the first time he hears his name; intuition baby!
Episode 191... That's like 911 scrambled... #lookintoit
2:00-4:36 is why Alex Jones was more right than wrong imo
Why am I watching for the first time now
How many billionaire bunkers are already stocked with child harems?
Half?
c grib
> half
oh tim,you are always right,truth only
43 people dead.... its 260,000 now...shit balls
500,000
After I listen to the majority of these I’m gonna sign up for ur patreon or however that works 🤘🏼
The only other time I was so addicted to a show when Adam Corolla pioneered podcasting
keepem coming only material thing i need is this podcast
Raymond sounds like Lee Syatt from the Joey Diaz podcast. 😆
15:05 "If you're young,...go eat that Wuhan Bat Sandwich"
😂
Go spit in a strangers mouth
I'm watching this 4 month since this came out and a tic tok kid found a body on a beach. Is Tim from this planet??
21:10 Tim Dillon gives the best advice it’s all fake go into the darkness
Drudge segment is a fucking great idea, no end to easy jokes.
“Ass ta ass”.
Tim was right about So much. June 2021 and we MIGHT be through the worst of it
LOL @ 11:54 shout out to WINNIPEG
So, if Tim isn't on the road, does that mean we will get more episodes a week?
Yes, and you have a right to hold him to that. Nay, an obligation. It's what he owes his fans or let's cancel his ass! Who's with me gang?? Woo.
Sometimes I zone out and regain conscious amidst a royal rant causes me to question: when did this Alex Jones video start?
I think calling off the shows is the right call. Things are gonna be a little weird for 3-4 months minimum, and ultimately I think most people will survive and life will go on. Basic supplies, hospital capacity, and overall jobs/economy will suffer for sure. This thing does seem to be very contagious. But in other ways this could actually be an opportunity. Personally I don't think this will be apocalyptic. Still good to exercise caution though. Love the pod by the way, have listened for a long time. I'm an art major who didn't grow his career properly and won't pay into the Patreon, but I hope to one day. Love from Austin. Devin Costa's pod is great also and am happy to be introduced to that as well. Stay safe y'all! Also, I don't think the flight attendants are all suicidal. Some of them might be, but others are probable just as scared as the rest of us. I for one have definitely looked at a wing and prayed it doesn't just sheer off.
Damn you dont have the patreon your missin out wish there was a way I could buy you one haha
LA is certainly going to be hit hard, especially with that huge homeless situation you got there. 40,000 people living in tents is a massive breeding ground for any type of virus. Not saying this to preach just don’t fool yourself into thinking otherwise then put yourself into harms way. Be well my good man.
its not going to be that bad. the pandemic is the hysteria and panic, not the virus itself (if that's even real). the government is doing a great job of scaring the masses into subservience
How strange that didn't accentuate hey🤔🤷♂️
This podcast will be huge one day
41:44 what if you had coronavirus and needed to get supplies and told you b can't leave or you go out anyway because you have no one to get them for you without leaving quarantine
Very interesting to listen to this podcast from the first chapter...I'm going in reverse to see all of Tims predictions
Ben needs rifle practice immediately to defend the Tim Dillon Podcast Mansion from Bernie Sanders supporters with the coronavirus.
You need to be a patron of the arts, and we are the arts.
All the youtube stars and ig influencers are now transitioning to doomsday prep beauty tip videos
That's not it. 😴 A whole new level of entertainment is headed out way.
I want to watch IG Influencers live stream their Cholera stream.
Ray hinder-dials Tim. Too funny.
Laughter in the darkness
This summer could potentially be the greatest summer of all time. A lot of fuckin' n Suckin'. We could also become slaves to the New World Order.
Winnipeg!!!!
TIM'S MESSIAH MOMENT IS FINALLY HERE. PREACHHHHHHHH!!!!
Watching this from July 2020 is a trip
My only regret about the end of the world being at our doorstep is the inevitable day when this podcast goes dark.
Why is The Man Comes Around with Johnny Cash playing in my head?
I guess I’ll watch Don’t Mess with a Wuhan again..
watching this oct 2021...how is than Tim was sooooo right bout Faucci..?? So far ahead.. I love him way too much
Listening to a playlist on Spotify called "Sad Instrumentals: From Moody to Mournful" and doing forced online College while listening to this old Tim Dillon footage and feelin' like a doomer.
THANK GOD FOR TIM DILLON!!
there IS NO GOD
@ Don't disrespect Jim Norton's name like that.
If I get sick, so be it. If I die, so be it.
yaaaaaasss queen
Funny how you're comfortable not doing gigs until mid April. its gonna be long than that!