Nerves. So scared he forgot about it. My first state wrestling match I left my fucking shorts on over my singlet and looked like an absolute fuckwad lol
Mid stream is what you’re supposed to do when you take a urine test at the doctors. The nurses LITERALLY tell you that. It’s specifically cause the urine is the cleanest & best to use for medical tests, not drug tests. Like diagnosing a UTI or something
@@DanGeezyPresents Right lol. I didnt recognize him right away because I kept looking at the back pack too lol. But Good morning football show on NFL network
@@marshin7237 It was actually propaganda started by a guy who didn’t want hemp to be used for newspapers iirc, it’s been going on since well before pill companies were what they are now. Blame the idiots making the laws and the idiots who enforce it.
When a 30 year old Man Says Ewwww Urine !!! While Wearing his Nike Bookbag on a Podcast Interview It's hard to take him Serious ,,,, Im Taking a Wild Guess that he Sets while he Pees !!!
I always sit at home. If you don't sit there are always little sprinkles of pee next to the toilet. I'd rather sit. Especially since I live alone and don't have my mom cleaning the bathroom for me.
I have been the officer in charge of US Army piss test observation for my unit. It is the Army standard to only take mid stream samples. Additionally, I have seen way more male units than I ever want to see.
Mid stream only works if you’re using a mask or a five to 8 hour cleanse like B-clean or Readyclean exxtraclean there’s a whole plethora of products on the market
Ha I did random daily call in drug tests for street drugs and alcohol for 2 years to stay out of jail. It sucks at first having dudes stare at your junk but you get over it pretty quick.
It’s so hard when you have to pee in front of somebody I used to get stage fright and stand there for 20 min with this dude staring at you and if you can’t pee it’s a fail . With the judicial system anyways
They ask for mid stream cause it's the cleanest best sample for tests. Hypothetically you could mess with tests by giving other pee but unlikely. Drug tests are very sensitive now, doesn't matter where you catch the pee, if you're not clean it's catching you. -Coming from a lab technician
That's not just advice for drugs test. That is the recommended method for giving urine for anything, doctor, hydration test, anything because the beginning your body is also cleaning the urinary tract and at the end it has trace of a chemical meant to protect from bacteria so they always recommend the middle thing
Mid stream is advised by the collecting lab to take it mid stream. That is how you are supposed to do it. If you are dirty it will show in any part of the stream
McAfee how do you think those people feel who had to see your little kickoff tee?! Lots of people have seen my soup can of a dingus and I'm happy about it!
Happy your show has blown up so much you got a beautiful NYC place. You're hilarious and absolutely love your insights and show. Not a huge fan of your guys who are your "co-stars" though.
Jacob Rich an oil change is a reference to the show Blue Mountain State (great show btw) which is about a college football team who does an obscene amount of drugs and inevitably have to take a drug test before the season. The oil change is a painful procedure where they shove a tube up your urethra and change the bad urine in your bladder out with clean urine. Fucking hilarious show seriously get on it
Drink all the water you want as long as u pee you won’t die unless you drink a gallon an hour and pee 4 ounces at a time. Niacin is what you want with lots of water u will flush which means feel hot like a temporary rash but it gets the temp up and flushed the body out again catch midstream and I should be good
@mike hawk thanks man i actually bought sub solution i read good reviews and i bought rave boxers with a pocket lol its the temperature that im worried about
You don't catch the first of the stream because your toxins have settled and are most likely to come out in that first bit of the stream. Likewise, at the end of the stream, when you're getting towards the last bits coming out, any toxins that have settled and not caught by the already ongoing stream could get picked up and flush out with the stream. So you want a nice, full, steady stream right in the middle
When your on a field trip and cant trust anyone not to steal your PBJ and fruit roll-ups, the back pack stays on.
he was mocking daniel jones pregame outfit from last week look it up
Craig Adams L. Being cool is hard
Craig Adams Yeah, nerds
Craig Adams you know actually somebody doesn’t have to do it... at all
Craig Adams fair enough chap carry on
Kyle looks like my 8 year old sitting on the bus with his backpack.
I wonder what kind of trapper keeper Kyle chose to keep in his backpack.
LMAO. Internet winner
Nerves. So scared he forgot about it. My first state wrestling match I left my fucking shorts on over my singlet and looked like an absolute fuckwad lol
@@Hu1ud that's too bad but absolutely hilarious
@@Hu1ud oh man i wish i seen someone do that when I used ti wrestle. Would've laughed my ass off. That's hilarious.
A Blossom one.
These amateurs ever hear of an oil change?
Blue mountain state
LMAO underrated comment
@@mistahozzy no child, The Program.
Thomas Baughman BMS>>> the program dunce
Thad Castle is disappointed
2:09 “I’m a weird guy” - with that backpack, yes you are buddy.
Clearly didn’t watch the show
@@bryant7369 are you stupid? He says that at exactly 2:09
markcudi he’s not talking about that
markcudi are you stupid? He clearly didn’t watch the show because he didn’t know why bro had a backpack on
I love how no one got the joke
Mid stream is what you’re supposed to do when you take a urine test at the doctors. The nurses LITERALLY tell you that. It’s specifically cause the urine is the cleanest & best to use for medical tests, not drug tests. Like diagnosing a UTI or something
I was so distracted by the guy still wearing his backpack I just didn’t hear the first min of the video
RecardoGuillermo thats Kyle Brandt , have you never watched the nfl network bro haha
@@DanGeezyPresents Right lol. I didnt recognize him right away because I kept looking at the back pack too lol. But Good morning football show on NFL network
Kyle pretending to hear all of this for the first time haha
I love how real and honest pat is
It almost sounded like he was going to go into a Johnny Cash song with that "I peed everywhere, man" bit
Barstool Sports Music video: I’ve Pissed Everywhere Man
It's terrible that people still are being made out to be bad people over something like marijuana that helps so many people.
Sam Games-Spencer it’s all propaganda created by Big Pharma
@@marshin7237 It was actually propaganda started by a guy who didn’t want hemp to be used for newspapers iirc, it’s been going on since well before pill companies were what they are now. Blame the idiots making the laws and the idiots who enforce it.
When a 30 year old Man Says Ewwww Urine !!! While Wearing his Nike Bookbag on a Podcast Interview It's hard to take him Serious ,,,, Im Taking a Wild Guess that he Sets while he Pees !!!
I think he’s actually 40
I always sit at home. If you don't sit there are always little sprinkles of pee next to the toilet. I'd rather sit. Especially since I live alone and don't have my mom cleaning the bathroom for me.
tito thomas holy fuck haha 30 and 40 are drastically different 😂🤣
for real. who is that soy boi anyway?
Hahah
Pat on the JRE podcast will be legendary, I hope it happens one day!
Yeah he could tell his eating30 edibles story
YESSSS
Please dont dilute Pat’s content with clickbait
? did they change the title at some point, after you commented?? what was the title before it was "Pat McAfee Talks NFL Players Beating Drug Tests"
@@billyfraiser6298 the thumbnail is the part in question
Never stop never stopping Pat
Always remember to wear your parachute during your meetings today.
“Shirt to nipples, pants to ankles”
I have been the officer in charge of US Army piss test observation for my unit.
It is the Army standard to only take mid stream samples.
Additionally, I have seen way more male units than I ever want to see.
My mans came dressed as Daniel Jones 😂😂
I drive for a limo company and had an NBA All Star in the car. He was trying to get weed the WHOLE ride. Lmao.
Emjay Adams who was it lol?
Lol the mid stream shit is what my homies tried when they were on probation
Alex Kartwright it work ?
PapaBattles it can work if you are not a habitual user.
Coach: we good? Had me laughing cuz I’m high
I dont even really like NFL and Pat McAfee is a LEGEND
Is Kyle Brant late for school? What the hell is up with the back pack?
@Stacy Ruff Daniel Jones reference.
That's literally exactly how the directions on the drug kits we used where I used to work. The drug kit directions said to use the mid stream urine.
All imma say is Golden seal and niacin. Idk about all this starting and stopping, just know them two are the way to go, also quite beneficial.
If only NFL Players knew the power of Certo, only the reals with understand
0:11 "cause you're a big baseball gay"
Mid stream works if your diluted with water and have a high vitamin B when you do it
Man with the backpack got class later 😆😆😆
This is news to me. No wonder dudes in the NFL are so ripped and full of rage.
It works in some cases. Metabolites are less abundant mid stream.
Suregel mixed with powerade or Gatorade 6-8 hrs before test, lots of water, never failed me or my team.
😂😂 the midstream sweet spot
Mid stream only works if you’re using a mask or a five to 8 hour cleanse like B-clean or Readyclean exxtraclean there’s a whole plethora of products on the market
I think "mid-stream" is the proper way to take a sample no matter what.
Ha I did random daily call in drug tests for street drugs and alcohol for 2 years to stay out of jail. It sucks at first having dudes stare at your junk but you get over it pretty quick.
It’s so hard when you have to pee in front of somebody I used to get stage fright and stand there for 20 min with this dude staring at you and if you can’t pee it’s a fail . With the judicial system anyways
Mid stream is a myth. When I was in the military and now in a position where I am randomly tested, the tester says we have to capture mid stream
They ask for mid stream cause it's the cleanest best sample for tests. Hypothetically you could mess with tests by giving other pee but unlikely. Drug tests are very sensitive now, doesn't matter where you catch the pee, if you're not clean it's catching you.
-Coming from a lab technician
This man looks like he just unlocked backpacks in 2k and is to excited to take it off
What documentary r they referring to at the beginning?
Mid stream. Water dilute. B2 for protein. Second piss after water down so the protein reads. Lol damn those were the days
“Re-disengage” 😂😂😂
That's not just advice for drugs test. That is the recommended method for giving urine for anything, doctor, hydration test, anything because the beginning your body is also cleaning the urinary tract and at the end it has trace of a chemical meant to protect from bacteria so they always recommend the middle thing
do a hell in a cell watch along please
Pat McAfee - The piss everywhere man.
In the army, sometimes you dont even get a bathroom to do it in.
Mid stream is advised by the collecting lab to take it mid stream. That is how you are supposed to do it. If you are dirty it will show in any part of the stream
A Princeton man doesn’t wear a backpack during an interview.
Auston Matthews was tested 4 times in 2 weeks. Because he scored 4 goals in his first game. NHL is strict!
McAfee how do you think those people feel who had to see your little kickoff tee?! Lots of people have seen my soup can of a dingus and I'm happy about it!
Don’t give the beginning/end of the stream and never give the first piss of the morning.
Happy your show has blown up so much you got a beautiful NYC place. You're hilarious and absolutely love your insights and show. Not a huge fan of your guys who are your "co-stars" though.
Pat put the mid stream technique on blast🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯
Mid stream is literally a myth
had someone in the army watch me piss test. he put his chin on my shoulder and watched over AS I PEED. good times
Ahhh this reminds me of my time in the service 😂
Nothing a good ole oil change can’t fix
Peter Caci I saw this earlier? What is it referring to?
Jacob Rich an oil change is a reference to the show Blue Mountain State (great show btw) which is about a college football team who does an obscene amount of drugs and inevitably have to take a drug test before the season. The oil change is a painful procedure where they shove a tube up your urethra and change the bad urine in your bladder out with clean urine. Fucking hilarious show seriously get on it
I have a pre employment drug test coming up soon. Wish me luck boys im going with the fake pee.
Id drink a lot of water n cranberry juice and do exactly wht they said. Only the middle pee
Drink all the water you want as long as u pee you won’t die unless you drink a gallon an hour and pee 4 ounces at a time. Niacin is what you want with lots of water u will flush which means feel hot like a temporary rash but it gets the temp up and flushed the body out again catch midstream and I should be good
Not smart to say that shit on the internet
@@vperkv6554 but does it work for lab testing??
@mike hawk thanks man i actually bought sub solution i read good reviews and i bought rave boxers with a pocket lol its the temperature that im worried about
Shoutout pat for passing all those drug tests
I unfortunately was one of the ones see your dong Pat.
Why is that grown man wearing a mini backpack and saying such ridiculous things??
MuhfugginMike Nike sponsorship probably
It's like making cuts on a still....gotta get the hearts
Ive taken piss tests for work and the lady taking the sample litterally tells u mid stream
Kyle is a straight edge...
The guy wearing the back pack also wears socks with flip flops
mid stream is just the proper way to give a urine sample . there's no trick to it or anything and it doesn't hide drugs
First day of freshman year over here
“Did ya?” 😂😂
The backpack is a Daniel Jones reference guys
I've done it, gotta drink a shit ton of water fast, piss once normally, then next time just catch it mid stream.
Somebody's ready for the short bus
I tested positive on my drug test 🤭
Thanks for video. I wonder what NFL would look like without the juice.
Just do Oil changes 😂😂 any blue mountain state fans out there would understand XD
They should be testing these refs and Goodell.
Why the book bag?
Used that method in hs..worked like a charm just need to add a little toilet water
I thought he had overalls on in the thumbnail. Now i realize they cut out the backpack
That's a cool backpack bro.
All i gotta say is, what an ad at the end lmao
I have taken at least a hundred drug tests in my life for my job. This would only work if the test was at a high ng/ml threshold.
It's shame that in 2019 NFL players can destroy their bodies with injuries and concussions, but can't smoke a little weed.
Stay strapped or get clapped.
Dude looks like a third grader getting ready to go to school lol.
2 strappin. Nice
Do they understand that the directions on the test say to catch the middle of the stream?...
Josh gordon taking notes like ...................
Gotta do the oil change.
These guys should hire the bicycling team experts. Mid stream is amateur hour compared to the shit they pull
U could flood the cup so then it can’t be used u just need to be hydrated
Mid-stream is on the standard instructions for everybody. Not to hide drugs, but to get an uncontaminated specimen.
I'm a server and I bring that same backpack to work everyday
Everyone except josh Gordon knows how to beat the test...
Well every time i got tested the people literately told me to do that. Because that is the urin they want, to test you.
It works
Omg a guy wearing a backpack. It's Kyle Brant from GMFB. Watch it if you like... if not, then don't.
You don't catch the first of the stream because your toxins have settled and are most likely to come out in that first bit of the stream.
Likewise, at the end of the stream, when you're getting towards the last bits coming out, any toxins that have settled and not caught by the already ongoing stream could get picked up and flush out with the stream.
So you want a nice, full, steady stream right in the middle
that’s honestly funny as shit