The first two shirts you've chosen, the one with the blood hand and the one with the arrow and the knee, are clear references to Skyrim. The blood hand represents a guild of assassins famous in Skyrim while the knee thing cites the famous quote "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"
I normally can't stand gaming content these days, I'm subscribed to just about 2 channels (related to games). I have to admit I was skeptical, but each video I watch gets better and better. If you make me laugh cry, that's a sub. Thank you. Don't forget me when you are huge.
I haven't played this game, but did you try changing the price before the customer trys pays at the till to the max value? Like, sell it for $1 and jack up the price to $9999..
@@prateekrao1943 I really could say it for first time back in 2001, few years before I got my first pc and even more years before local networks became popular and cheap. I could scream it in one of the gaming rooms in the neighborhood.
Ah yes, another game that properly simulates exactly how to get things done effectively. An oscillating bar with a green area in it. Who needs dialogue when you can determine success the same way you determine swing power in a 2000s golf game? I'm sold.
11:45 "We just live in debt the rest of our lives, with our weird art installation we've made, creepily at our computer forever." Hello, fellow millennial.
2:14 The green shirt here appears to be a parody of the classic Skyrim meme, it's an image of a knee with an arrow in it and the text reads "I have an arrow in the knee" or something like that. A not so subtle reference to Skyrim's "I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee."
They should do this in real life. That would be a hilarious prank. Some real people go to a "real" store to buy clothes and instead they find this maze and a dozen employees just standing around
@@Daniel_WR_Hart hum. I never heard that about SimFarm before. I wish I remembered the game I was talking about. It was either an older game or a cheap indie game, possibly both.
Normal player: Let's make the most cheapest pieces of cloth. LGIO: Let's make the most expensive pieces of cloth with every creepy employee standing at every corner of the shop.
I feel like people who are wildly successful in real life are basically Joshes who are out to play life just as wrong as possible but somehow made it work 😂
So I’m rewatching all of these year old videos, and the wooden “tap tap” background sound effect over and over on all of them is started to haunt my dreams. It’s what josh would’ve wanted XD
9:39; I keep on walking, All over the city I keep on walking I keep on walking, Until the end! I keep on walking I keep on walking, all over the city I keep on walking, Until the end! I keep on walking, Walking 'til the end!
Im so flippin glad i found this channel, the format is just perfect, humor is perfect, editing is perfect, video length is perfect...i feel like i could kiss you thru my phone.😁👌👌
"is manager ready"
this game is already more extensive than real retail establishments.
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@@BukanChurchill i love finding comments with alota likes, but no comments, however you beat me to this one
“There’s a customer there’s a customer” *moves entire desk*
I CACKLED
omg 😭🤣🤣
BEST VÍDEO EVER!!!!!
I HAVE TO LIKE THIS!!!!!
Literally right as I read that, it popped up in the video XD
Intense
"These are not the drugs you're looking for"
Josh: *dammit*
Dissapointing
That would be my reaction to
"But what am I here for then?"
wait they AREN'T?!
It’s so true though.
The first two shirts you've chosen, the one with the blood hand and the one with the arrow and the knee, are clear references to Skyrim. The blood hand represents a guild of assassins famous in Skyrim while the knee thing cites the famous quote "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"
NANI!?!?!
yes
I was looking for this!
Dude I’m soo happy I found this channel. I literally cried laughing
That's why I love recommended a bit :DD
Same I found him too, he's hilarious
exactly i love this so much
GamingWitUrBoi same
The same !
“That person just bought $600 worth of shirts.”
“...Just to be clear, that’s 3 shirts.”
HE KNEW I WAS BAD AT MATHS!!!!
the thign is there are people buy 600$ worth of shirts at normal (i.e. 10-20 a piece) prices, i guess the clearifcation was for thoise kinda guys/gals
Just go into a American teenagers closet
@@wolfsruhm I guess i'm one of those guys
*cries in poor*
3 x 200 = $600 or Humor plus SOO MUCH HUMOR = Josh
@@wolfsruhm "clearification"
Oh yeah?
I normally can't stand gaming content these days, I'm subscribed to just about 2 channels (related to games). I have to admit I was skeptical, but each video I watch gets better and better. If you make me laugh cry, that's a sub. Thank you. Don't forget me when you are huge.
I'm honored to be among the few you sub to!
Too late he's already huge
@@doomanator_511 That's what she said.
@@LetsGameItOut do you still remember her?
@@LetsGameItOut among? Josh sussy??? 😱😱😱😳😳
I haven't played this game, but did you try changing the price before the customer trys pays at the till to the max value? Like, sell it for $1 and jack up the price to $9999..
GrayStillPlays tried it
They will still pay the original price.
Just thought I'd let ya know that it has been tested lol
@@StrawberrySpamCake Awwwwwwwhh okay
@Cole Games that would me utter caos
@Cole Games two gods of chaos? That would create a rip in space time if they interacted!
@@furioushugger4887 One has fallen
i laughed so hard when those 20 employees showed up...
man i'm crying, insane
666 likes
Who subconsciously thought they were a cop team coming to investigate the weird store down the street?
w e a r e l e g i o n
@@anautilus2004 i was crying and gasping for air!
"You can tell by the thought bubble that the resumé itself is upset"
omfg 😂
Customer: How much does this shirt cost?
Cashier: YES.
why was this line so funny tho 😂 I LOVE IT
Hey man just found you today and watched a few of your videos. Very funny stuff, I'll definitely be sticking around to watch your channel grow
no comments in a year and 646 likes...
YOU BROKE THE SILENCE
BOOOO
did u stick around?
You still here bro?
Finally.
A video that he loses money
hello
That was fantastic, this would be perfect if this were a haunted house with overpriced gift shop at the end simulator
So in the job interview, the boss has to convince the employee that they are worthy of the employee's time? In retail?!
Ahahahahahahaha
I would 110% buy a shirt that says "RUSH B CYKA"
csgo reference in a small game is hilarious
@@ossnd5238 Really? I thought the term "Rush B" started with CS
im actively searching the webz for one right now hahahah Im sooo glad they added that to this game. good memories.
found them. there are quite a few different brands that make them
@@prateekrao1943 I really could say it for first time back in 2001, few years before I got my first pc and even more years before local networks became popular and cheap. I could scream it in one of the gaming rooms in the neighborhood.
"We just live in debt for the rest of our lives." Yeah, that we do...
Customer: How much does this shirt cost?
Cashier: YES.
The best comment that suits the 9,999
gucci has left the chat 😂
How much does it cost?
ALL OF IT
Ah yes, another game that properly simulates exactly how to get things done effectively. An oscillating bar with a green area in it. Who needs dialogue when you can determine success the same way you determine swing power in a 2000s golf game? I'm sold.
11:45 "We just live in debt the rest of our lives, with our weird art installation we've made, creepily at our computer forever."
Hello, fellow millennial.
2:14 The green shirt here appears to be a parody of the classic Skyrim meme, it's an image of a knee with an arrow in it and the text reads
"I have an arrow in the knee" or something like that.
A not so subtle reference to Skyrim's
"I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow in the knee."
They should do this in real life. That would be a hilarious prank. Some real people go to a "real" store to buy clothes and instead they find this maze and a dozen employees just standing around
Not sure if should is the right word, but it would indeed be funny.
make sure to sell the shirts for $10k
Haha, that would be a hilarious prank, no doubt very hilarious, and what a prank, hilarious!
I've just found this channel like 2 days ago and I've been watching his videos nonstop. I love how he treats games, he gets the best out of it.
You miss the Arrow to the knee joke?
I used to be an adventurer like you
@@hotpinkpapaya I used to work retail like you...
@@docferringer until a customer threw an arrow at my knee
Is it a Skyrim joke? Please be a Skyrim joke
@@cameronducote7335 yes it is, I caught it as soon as I saw the shirt
The wall: these aren't the drugs your looking for
Josh: DAMN IT
I wonder if this is one of those games where you can get in so much debt that the negative $$ becomes positive.
Apparently in SimFarm if you end up with too much money, it wraps around to a very negative amount and you lose the game
@@Daniel_WR_Hart hum. I never heard that about SimFarm before. I wish I remembered the game I was talking about.
It was either an older game or a cheap indie game, possibly both.
"in case you're watching this years later. That's a game of thrones reference BTW"
just for that you deserve a like good sir.
Josh: "I wonder if there's a penalty for being in debt?"
Greece: "Nope, lemme show you the ropes"
“it’s like all of best buy got fired” the timing of me watching this is absurd 💀
The voice crack at the start was so perfectly timed 😂
I am in fact watching this years later, thanks josh
same
Normal player: Let's make the most cheapest pieces of cloth.
LGIO: Let's make the most expensive pieces of cloth with every creepy employee standing at every corner of the shop.
"Is there a limit" on how much I can laugh? Haven't found that yet. Amazing content. Thanks man.
I used to be a retail store owner like you till i took an arrow to the knee. Then marketed it as a t-shirt
8:42 every manager ever when their in there office
How did he know that i was watching this years later
4:07 you literally just made hot topic lmao
0:13 Micheal Jackson speedrun
Josh: I used to work in retail.
Me: Now all these video's finally make so much more sense!
“These are not the drugs you are lookin for”
Josh: D A N M M I T
Damn, you cured my depression. Kudos to you broski.
“Lets enjoy the glory days!”
*anyone who worked in retail can relate to the voice break*
Glad you established that white walker stuff.
To this day I've never even watched a trailer for Game of Thrones
*starts making a maze*
me: are you making an ikea?
LGIO: oh we’re open now you can tell by the neon sign.
Me: what about the open sign at the corner of your screen.
I am in fact watching this years later, I tried to forget game of thrones after it ended
"Perfect, I would never shop at this store."
I totally would though haha
i love that they just put "very bad" for every skill on their CV and still got the job
thank god youtube did its job by recommending your channel. I died watching all of the simulator videos
Your videos make my day. I’m so glad I found this channel , I love your dry devious sense of humor
A Storage Room seperate from the Staff Room, what luxury! At my retail job they were the same room.
"I think he wants to make a shirt out of my skin." I died
ENNARD
So did she.
0:45 gotta love how the censor beep censored nothing
Loving these type videos man. Super funny. Keep em' comin' and I'll keep the like/favs coming! Haha
I feel like people who are wildly successful in real life are basically Joshes who are out to play life just as wrong as possible but somehow made it work 😂
00:07
"...and enjoy the gloOry days..."
3:03
Looks like hot topic
I am infact watching this years later.
Bro I’m legit obsessed with this channel I love his content.
Me and 1 of my friends found this channel last year Now I pretty much watch it Every single day!!!!😆
“It’s the law you know” haha I been told that many times before
That shop door bell, is exactly the same sound as my friend has at his house.
Man your channel is so much more effective than anti-depressants
I always watch your videos to cheer myself up,thank you
This is funny af, i absolutely love the channel keep it up!
I binge watch your videos every night, does it help with my insomnia? Nope, it actually does the oposit
2:13 it’s an X RAY of the profile of someone’s leg with their bones breaking because they’re taking an arrow to the knee
I used to be an adventurer like you...
0:30 my professional life in a nutshell
Makes a GoT reference but didn't catch the Skyrim meme immediately
rip
So I’m rewatching all of these year old videos, and the wooden “tap tap” background sound effect over and over on all of them is started to haunt my dreams. It’s what josh would’ve wanted XD
I love how you turn everything into a maze.
I'm glad you clarified the reference to game of thrones
9:39; I keep on walking, All over the city
I keep on walking
I keep on walking, Until the end!
I keep on walking
I keep on walking, all over the city
I keep on walking, Until the end!
I keep on walking, Walking 'til the end!
I am, in fact watching this 3 years later!
The first wave of employees walking to work was bliss for the eyes
I love his microphone so much, his voice, it's so smooth
2:14 "I used to be an adventurer like you,until i took an arrow to the knee"
I used to be an adventurer like you, until I got this shirt, and it wasn't free.
So ironic : just in case if you watch this years later . Yeah yeah 3 years later damn
Damn
11:50 that guy just waved at a shirt
Im glad you exist, Josh. Thank you for ur TH-cam Service.
This guy is my spirit animal.
Im so flippin glad i found this channel, the format is just perfect, humor is perfect, editing is perfect, video length is perfect...i feel like i could kiss you thru my phone.😁👌👌
Customer: How much does this shirt cost?
Cashier: How much money do you have?
“I’m case your watching year later” me: oh I’m 3 years late
same here
“In case you’re watching this years later” meanwhile during the nightly ritual
Dude, just found your channel today and I already watched a lot of your videos, one of the best things that happened to me so far 😁 wish you the best!
9:24 Welcome to Ikea!
sleeptyper omg how does this not have many likes 😂😂😂
I'm beginning to suspect Josh had something to do with the design.
That shirt you were wondering about, the top house view, its obviously arrow to the knee shirt!
Oh my god, thanks god for you contents. I'm watching all your videos in a row and laughing all the time. Quality Content
Oh my god, thanks god
This channel is the best channel ever. This man needs more people to watch his channel.
His hair at 6:57 🤣 I can't believe Josh missed that
Yes Josh, I am watching this 2 years in the future. Thank you for educating me on game of thrones references.
1:15 Dammit indeed!
0:23 thanks, I didn’t know!
Me watching this for the 5th time 5 years after video release
0:24
watching this 3 years later ayoooo,
That shirt says “Rush B! CYKA”
COMRADE!
Josh couldn’t horrifically break this game to his own benefit. I think this might be one of the most well-crafted games featured on this channel.
You killed my nose cause at 1:00 you made me laugh when I was drinking
4:46 you can see that the reassume it self is upset
3:54
Ah yes, Rush B cyka shirt
just found this channel and this is both great comedy and a great way to play games. tops mate