The Curious Case of Derrick "Homer SIMPson" Jaxn
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This man has been conning women from the east, to the west, back to the east, back to the weeest :(..
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Funny 😁
Winning comment to this 😂😂
Derrick jaxn is the final boss of the video game: SIMP SOULS... it’s the hardest souls game ever
And I thought Bloodborne was hard.
Still not as hard as his optional boss version in Simpiro
This comment deserves an award
Simperman: The quest for hypocrisy
@@asterisk4424 Simpiro: Cheaters Lie Twice
Tyler Perry already in the studio whipping up his version of this shenanigan finesse fest ☠️😂
Oh that's a given
It going to be out by the summer.
Big FAXX😂😂😂
Or worse, he gets a role 😂😂😂
He'll be a main character.
The funniest part is, a lot of the women who follow him and applied his bullshit to their relationships didn’t even know he was married. 😂😂🤣🤣
And the same women will stay following him. Do you think thousands of women are going to collectively say they was wrong about him?
@@G_Six or themselves
@@G_Six Of course. He's an attractive brother that spends his whole "career" buttering up black women. You really think they're gonna let go of that fantasy that easily?
@@chidorisnake22 I think he married to a white chick too 😂
Edit. Nvmnd just watched the vid. This dude ain't shit
@@chidorisnake22 no they going to to hold on to the fantasy. Most women want a man like he was describing. I think he’s going to come back rededicated to god and his wife. Will make a video crying and some gospel music playing in background and he’ll be back
Please welcome our Brother Minister Chiseled Adonis to the platform. Because this brother can *PREACH*
No LIE!!!!
Nah it's just you all bought into a lie, it's easy to explain a faulty product smh
oh my brother, testify !!!
Amenn!!
Hail mary brother
Derick to his wife
"I'm sorry Miss Jackson, I am for real"
Sir you’re childish
@@ExclusiveRecluse That song is nearly old enough to buy alcohol. Tf are you talking about kid
You forgot the " whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo" 😂😂😂😂
(Hella late but…!) Sick Line.
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Blame social media. Turning suckers into stars for the last 10 years.
Fax
15-20
Celebrities in general
Sheesh hard facts
@@MrMusicdot True
"Does anyone want to discredit Derrick Jaxn? Anyone?"
*silence*
Derrick Jaxn: Fine. I'll do it myself.
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Lol 😂
Im dead
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Publicity stunt?
never seen a man put his own DAMN SELF in a genjutsu and record it.
I never knew you can self genjutsu
He could beat Madara and Itachi at the same time with this genjutsu
I AM DEAD!!!!!!!!!
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Release
@@darkwolf17916 sarada Don did it😂, it be the weak ones.
Derrick months ago: “don’t cheat”
Actually Derrick: *gettin cheeks*
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Bust them cheeks
this dude was just clearing the field for himself and women are drawn to the guy who has it all and then they want to take that shit wipe their ass with and then they can feel better knowing that there's no difference between men who are dogs and those that claimed to be dog handlers .
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He's holding her hand so she can't slap the shit out of him
LMAO
Facts tho
Facts
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Her dumb ass love em to much she ain’t leaving em
Brothers and sisters sit back n enjoy the Holy Roast Sermon
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homer SIMPson !!!!
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Amen.
"Come to think about it, his name was... It was you."
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Damn!
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Real talk. His wife isn’t leaving, his fans will continue supporting. I see the spin offs about his rebirth as a god fearing faithful man. A new podcast with him & his wife about how they “overcame” his cheating. And people going to eat it up. New books coming in about a year or so.
A genjutsu within a genjutsu. Brillant
My good sir, could you provide the lottery numbers. Because I would bet you are exactly right!
That’s the money move 🤣😂
We live in a society, man. Double standards and narcissism are pains in the ass (which is exactly what this situation is filled with)
Well crap.
This guy is THE GREATEST villain ever. If you can't see the humor in his reign of terror, I don't know what to tell y'all. He won't be cancelled either, there are too many women who will find this and forgive him for his "honest mistake" and we will all be here, watching it like "c'mon son!"
This may be the best heel turn I've seen in the last several years.
I agree it’s funny and women will forgive him. But I’m sad for his wife that woman clearly being abused. But she chooses to be there and make excuses for him. Though I think she crazy because she posts very disturbing things both her and Derrick need help seriously
"He didn't mean to go into her raw, he didn't a condom. But he did ask for forgiveness in Jesus name. If Jesus can forgive, I can to" - what lost women say about him while going out to buy his new book
You right but the fucked up part is that the women who watch his videos and that will forgive him for cheating, didn't forgive their own men for doing less than what this clown did because he told them to get rid of their men! SMH
Na his shit is basically done went from 100k+ views per video to less than 10k mans fuuucked gonna need to rebrand and hope no1 recognises him
@@xstonedsoberx idk he’s still going though maybe it’s a slow death but he’s still going
when dudes said he was full of shit women got mad lmao. Never trust a buff dude who looks like he cant fight.
Facts
🤣 This
Hilarious 😂
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Bruh 😂😂😂
If hypocrisy was a person, it would be Derrick Jaxn
His picture would be right next to the word in the dictionary.
Bruuuh....when this derrick jaxn scandal hit....first thing i thought was “ i cant wait til Adonis to get on his ass”!!!
Me too lol
Word melt this nigga please
Facts 💯💯💯🎯🎯🎯
If there was ever a "Clown of the Year" award held annually, This Year would easily go to Derrick Jaxn
We only in April, perhaps the October contender would top Jaxn
Derrick is the therapist that has more problems than his clients
That couch must’ve went through so much hell 😂
Loved watching Chiseled destroy this fraud. One question though: How did this man find Aizen's Zanpakuto, discover its mystical Bankai, absorb the ten tails and activate the Infinite Tsukiyomi, Kotoamatsukami, the Bankai's ability, and proceed to place all these women & himself in the greatest genjutsu ever made?
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Well.... damn 😂😂😂😂
It's okay...it's over now
Plot armor?
Because Jaxn is just that freaking strong. He's got that Final Flash level of OP, where he needs to work hard to keep it from destroying himself. Unfortunately, this time he wasn't successful. He did that DJ Khaled level of playing himself.
I feel bad for her. A lot of people didn't even know this man was married, he never mentioned his wife (or rarely did so). But then has her show her face and hold his hand as he tells the world he had sex with other women. This is how he chose to introduce his wife, in this disgusting situation. And she agreed to this, to hold his hand as he admits to cheating on her. This is utter humiliation and manipulation. I really hope she's okay, this is so sad.
This has to be the most Diligent, vigilant, meticulous, conscientious, analytical, and methodical breakdown of this whole situation on TH-cam.
Well done C. Adonis.
Derrick is a prime example of “it takes one to know one”
This is like Richard Nixon saying "I know I messed up, but let's not forget. If yall didn't electt me none of this would have happened."
That “Fuck you” came from the soul and I felt that.
“ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN”
LMAO
Not Quatro Quatro
@@youngroshi4677 you’re the only one to understand the reference 😂
These women supported R. Kelly they ain't leaving team Jaxn lmaooooo His sub count is STILL in 700k's hes was 750k that let's me know everything I need to.
Lol, dumbasses smh..
You have a point, unfortunately.
LOL
You gotta separate the music from the actual person. He’s disgusting but his music is fire 🤷🏾♂️😂
@@juman9696 Lmaoooo
SIR, YOU BETTER PREACH...🤣🤣
I already KNOW you gonna get him.🤣🤣
From one Haitian to another, I tip my hat to you my good sir. You will be seeing me in ur Patreon next month for this video. You should’ve charged ppl for such an amazing video!!!
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Dude his persona was just his hustle to get him some strange. He knew speaking to women's issues would endear them to him and make him a more attractive specimen. That's just how it works.
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For Mr Jaxn to make a reaction video to his own BS must be a different level of narcissism
In the third place on top of it!
I can’t believe he had a whole secondary video I the third person trying to make excuses for himself. His brain melting out of his ears.
This Man put on the robe, picked up his good book (the book of keeping it 💯), asked the the choir for a selection, and PREACHED like I've never seen before!!! He brand new on this video and I love it!!!
When Adonis says "waaaiiiit a minute!!"...you know he about to go in! 😂
This is the only example where I want to see a wife take everything including the dog in a divorce
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I'm against divorce in general but.......as time goes on and this type of fuckery I'm starting to gravitate towards divorce.
The dog and the cat and the video game collection. DJ is a con artist and man hater. Fuck that guy.
She needs to take all his recording equipment, and his studio/car so he can't record shit for a while.
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This dude deserves the sonic failure theme in its entirety.. 100%.. 9:20 “can you speak up for the people in the back, please?”
Jaxn sold out his woman so u know he'll sell out the community 💯
Why y'all still talking about the community, what the hell have the "community" done for you? Because I have a long list of shit they ain't do.
@@followmeleadtheway I think he meant his community like the people that liked him or his "fans"
@@lucasnogueira1137 hmmm maybe.
@@followmeleadtheway I'm not sure if u and ur friend below u want to have this talk or if ur just looking to troll or complain. First, given the state of this country, I've changed my thinking from "what have they done for me" to "what can I do for them". Which 1 of the two keeps US (the community) divided? As for me, I've just started helping my people whether online or in person by sharing information I've gained from being a veteran and working in the federal system. I've helped a less fortunate sista get a job in the irs by putting her resume together. I already know who hasn't done anything for US. It's usually the sell outs, pookie/rayray thugs, and those who just complain and make light of what is being done just because a celebrity is not leading the charge. Look up King Randall, Phillip Scott, Black banks.
@@feetfunkerson1312 really because I called myself a conservative and half my family looked down on me and think of me as a sell out so what is your definition of sellout?
Those 7 dislikes are from Jaxn's burner accounts.
Hes not a master manipulator, its just that many women & men are THAT shallow minded. Really may be a gift to see through folks bs
Agreed...a clown sounds wise to a fool
This guy recorded most of his videos inside his car right *after* meeting up with his sidechic; including the one where he was reacting to his own video!
His whole apology was in third person. Not just the reaction
Wanna know what else is crazy👀 He literally did that video outside his mistress house. I think that’s why he took it down, because she did an interview airing out all their laundry😅 Now he’s insisting on seeing her in private and casing out her place for security camera positions. It’s a Dateline special ready to happen😬
Real talk I think he might snapped that man is crazy and desperate to hide his issues. Both him and the wife crazy to me,she says all kind of disturbing things like hating her skin and envious women of dark women. Derrick idk where to start no woman should talk to him he a time bomb like you said. I hope his wife leaves because one of them going to snap
Yeah he needs help if that’s true cause I’m sure he gonna murder suicide if this get even worst
Ahhhhh Simpious Maximious (Derrick Jaxn) talking about himself in the third person 🤧😂. Brodie turned off likes/dislikes and comments on his videos. Things are getting hot in the kitchen 🥵. Any holier than tho persona online is bound to crumble. At least Derrick still chose a Single Mother to mess around with. Had to keep that narrative going at least 🤷🏾♂️😅.
Oh friendly reminder for y’all to check your bank account on a daily basis. The more often you check the less likely you are to overspend. Pocket watch yourself 🤧💯.
He made my head hurt. Somebody check on his wife, deadass.... It's funny he disabled comments cause he knew he was about to be called all types of hypocrite.
Simpious Maximious, that's a good one haha
That pocket watching advice is great advice, I clock myself all the time
The internet is both a blessing and a curse. I couldn't help but feel embarrassed for this guy, well not for him but embarrassed for if it was me trying to pull this off. Learn when to stop please 😂
Well done and put together. This shit is gold. I still have my girlfriend admitting I was right about him the whole time and apologizing for trying to bring his bullshit to my attention to this day
21:35 Seriously though, do NOT watch "relationship" shows and segments like this. They will RUIN your marriage.
And he reacted to his video in a third person that he complimented himself, hahaahhahhahahahhah, I thought that I have seen crazy but this takes the cake.
lol
And Kevin Samuels’ win/loss record out here looking like Tom Brady stats-Flawless!!
We need a versuz battle
The epitome on gaslighting...Derek is the prime example!!! Oh my God! I just cant!
That men put himself in the hardest gen-jutsu ever created. No release no nothing can safe this brother😂😂😂
Even madara couldn't break this dude out
Accurate 🤝🏽
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NOTHING!!!!!
Imagine simping for women and not even getting them 😭
But he was getting them *on the side* I know he is smashing the women that email him
Imagine, it happens every second
Oh, he was getting them...believe that lol
He clapping them cheeks
@@ronaldpinson2236 lol big facts
The Ultra instinct background is killin me 😂😂😂😂 Adonis for President
I still can’t get over him giving himself a reaction video, he is a flat out sociopath.
Only one person can speak of themselves in 3rd person and that's The Rock. Obviously this fool needs to go into the shadow realm
Derrick Jaxn is about to get Roasted Roasted
They kill me bringing god into...god ain’t got nothing to do with this foolishness
Omm
Fax, they really use God as an excuse as to why everything is ok or some bs
Yeeeep
Draymond Green Just like a certain German Leader in the 30s & 40s
His camera mind as well be a mirror, because he was basically talking about himself the whole time. He's the male equivalent of Jada. He needs to get hit with every final smash ever created in the Super Smash Bros series.
LMAOOO
"Might as well" not "mind as well "
He worse than Jada, at least she doesn't seperate from REALITY
@@josephtaylor-kennedy1420 I always get it mixed up. I think buddy of mind told me it was "mind" instead.
@@jaycomplexkidrandle1889 I'm just fucking wit cha bro
The one dislike is Mr. Simp-son 😂😂😂😂
He said that crap with a straight face.
Chiseled doing the Eddie Griffin route. He don’t just preaches but he also teaches. TEACH GOOD BROTHER!
You should add a part 2 with the 3rd woman said about him. The text, video exposure
Im consodering it truly...
It's funny how he was saying his own name in the situation like it's not him🤣😭aw man this guy🤣💯
Bruh... I had one of THEE SHITTIEST days of my life today. This right here... THIS... is the video that ends it with a smile... THANK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!!
Hope it gets better my brother keep your head up we all stumbled at time’s
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Hugs 🤗 dude
Hey I'm all good, just a bad day at the office (house). Thanks though, very much appreciated.
15:34 mark... he said that with all conviction in his heart lmao
Looks like Derrick Jaxn joins Ohio State and Florida as another victim of Oral Roberts.
This guy deserves ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN😂
"maybe Goku sapped what was left cause im tryna figure out why he aint keep that same energy" yeees lawd
It had to be said
@@ChiseledAdonis its so accurate.
Derrick Jaxn.... I don't cheat
Women he cheated with.... hold my moscato
Already know it's finna be a movie😭😭
Ladies y'all got hoodwinked.... Hard
Nobody caught “last year and years past.” I’m convinced he did this shit the whole time 😩.
Man had so many women in a GENJETSUUUUUUU!
"i don't think it's the case he's living a double life" how you gonn talk about yourself like you're a whole different person and act like it ain't a double life...shadow clone genjutsu
Yo, this was the most hilarious take on the situation! And that background music had me crying! What the hell was that?!
This was one of the best Derrick JackAss video I’ve seen yet, The edits were hilarious 😂😭💯💯
Watching this again. I can truly appreciate how this video is so wonderfully strung together verbally. It's one of my favorite points of your channel. Articulation is such an artform, one that serves you superbly.
Derek thought he had the reality stone talking about," now reality can be whatever I want it to be"
That shadow realm music you brought when the simp was reacting to his own video, is just too funny 😅😅
The genjutsu release @ 8:20 caught me off gaurd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a leader I thought you were supposed to take responsibility
Derrick Jackson is not a relationship guru.he's an entanglement guru
I love it when hypocrites are exposed... Most of the time you get to see them SCRAMBLE FOR ALL KINDS of justifications for their actions! Lol
Great one, Chiseled
that Eminem part from the Stan music video was spot on.
This man Derrick Jaxn telling people not to cheat while he over at other women's houses beating more cheeks than Muhammad Ali.
Seriously, though. I am almost impressed with this man's ability to talk around his misdoings.
Man fuck that dude
Son had the sharingan with Kōto Amatsukami and tried to catch the entire human population lacking🤣🤣🤣🤣
*NO BULLSHIT*
8:20 I swear man these little manga references makes your videos so fun to watch.
"Self proclaimed expert" KEY WORDS
Genjustu so powerful it made madara proud. His new name is Derrick Uchiha
His visual prowess can't not be underestimated.
This man out here doubing down with the religion and stepping out. This is INSANE. I had no idea he did a reaction video to his own apology. He's a pure clown in the highest regard.
I would have failed your English class with all these vocab words 😂
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ME TOO
The 25 dislikes are Derrick Jaxn and his burner accounts. lol
Son of Oden child of Arcius follower of jashin took me all the way out😂😂
That killed me lmao
The Release No Jutsu at 8:20 was so well timed
Chiseled Adonis is going after internet gurus now. Chiseled Adonis/Coffeezilla is the youtube crossover we need now.
Derrick's favorite rap song?
Stay Schemin - Rick Ross
This is narcissism. The best example I have ever seen.
Your killing it...im 💀..lol...keep it up
My mans said expeditiously 🤣 T.I started a trend
Bruh... Why you put the Tournament of Power theme on Derrick's 3rd person video? That ish got me rolling 😂😂🤣🤣😂