The Curious Case of Derrick "Homer SIMPson" Jaxn

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  • @Themrcesar53
    @Themrcesar53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    This man has been conning women from the east, to the west, back to the east, back to the weeest :(..

    • @ghosttemplar6989
      @ghosttemplar6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😅🤣😂

    • @MWKDaGoat
      @MWKDaGoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RGTitan901
      @RGTitan901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ronaldyoung9943
      @ronaldyoung9943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Funny 😁

    • @celestinopaul4957
      @celestinopaul4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Winning comment to this 😂😂

  • @jahjohnson31
    @jahjohnson31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    Derrick jaxn is the final boss of the video game: SIMP SOULS... it’s the hardest souls game ever

    • @blackopsquay
      @blackopsquay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      And I thought Bloodborne was hard.

    • @asterisk4424
      @asterisk4424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Still not as hard as his optional boss version in Simpiro

    • @TW2Vlog
      @TW2Vlog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This comment deserves an award

    • @hamiltonhaugh3982
      @hamiltonhaugh3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Simperman: The quest for hypocrisy

    • @blackopsquay
      @blackopsquay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@asterisk4424 Simpiro: Cheaters Lie Twice

  • @SUKKAFREE2323
    @SUKKAFREE2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    Tyler Perry already in the studio whipping up his version of this shenanigan finesse fest ☠️😂

  • @SaiyanSavag3
    @SaiyanSavag3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    The funniest part is, a lot of the women who follow him and applied his bullshit to their relationships didn’t even know he was married. 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @G_Six
      @G_Six 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      And the same women will stay following him. Do you think thousands of women are going to collectively say they was wrong about him?

    • @donobedabest8446
      @donobedabest8446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@G_Six or themselves

    • @chidorisnake22
      @chidorisnake22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@G_Six Of course. He's an attractive brother that spends his whole "career" buttering up black women. You really think they're gonna let go of that fantasy that easily?

    • @gfys9724
      @gfys9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@chidorisnake22 I think he married to a white chick too 😂
      Edit. Nvmnd just watched the vid. This dude ain't shit

    • @G_Six
      @G_Six 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@chidorisnake22 no they going to to hold on to the fantasy. Most women want a man like he was describing. I think he’s going to come back rededicated to god and his wife. Will make a video crying and some gospel music playing in background and he’ll be back

  • @elijahtchilembe-mpovie2715
    @elijahtchilembe-mpovie2715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Please welcome our Brother Minister Chiseled Adonis to the platform. Because this brother can *PREACH*

  • @hoff4301
    @hoff4301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Derick to his wife
    "I'm sorry Miss Jackson, I am for real"

    • @ExclusiveRecluse
      @ExclusiveRecluse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sir you’re childish

    • @TheAutisticTrucker
      @TheAutisticTrucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@ExclusiveRecluse That song is nearly old enough to buy alcohol. Tf are you talking about kid

    • @WSFMontana
      @WSFMontana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      You forgot the " whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo" 😂😂😂😂

    • @ylibertis3678
      @ylibertis3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      (Hella late but…!) Sick Line.

    • @AT-ts1se
      @AT-ts1se 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😆

  • @alannurse7453
    @alannurse7453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Blame social media. Turning suckers into stars for the last 10 years.

  • @voz3704
    @voz3704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "Does anyone want to discredit Derrick Jaxn? Anyone?"
    *silence*
    Derrick Jaxn: Fine. I'll do it myself.

  • @kenji444
    @kenji444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    never seen a man put his own DAMN SELF in a genjutsu and record it.

    • @darkwolf17916
      @darkwolf17916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I never knew you can self genjutsu

    • @justinwilson980
      @justinwilson980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He could beat Madara and Itachi at the same time with this genjutsu

    • @rstreet5537
      @rstreet5537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I AM DEAD!!!!!!!!!
      😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darkwolf17916
      @darkwolf17916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Release

    • @tedflips1501
      @tedflips1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darkwolf17916 sarada Don did it😂, it be the weak ones.

  • @KaryonTheirStory
    @KaryonTheirStory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Derrick months ago: “don’t cheat”
    Actually Derrick: *gettin cheeks*

    • @jayebogar
      @jayebogar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂

    • @122amaya
      @122amaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bust them cheeks

    • @after-lifeadvice7067
      @after-lifeadvice7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      this dude was just clearing the field for himself and women are drawn to the guy who has it all and then they want to take that shit wipe their ass with and then they can feel better knowing that there's no difference between men who are dogs and those that claimed to be dog handlers .

    • @martajajackson1836
      @martajajackson1836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @EVGriffinJr
      @EVGriffinJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @josueroman9561
    @josueroman9561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    He's holding her hand so she can't slap the shit out of him

  • @abdulbutlerjr.2194
    @abdulbutlerjr.2194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Brothers and sisters sit back n enjoy the Holy Roast Sermon

  • @SmarchitectMann
    @SmarchitectMann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Come to think about it, his name was... It was you."
    😂😂😂

  • @G_Six
    @G_Six 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Real talk. His wife isn’t leaving, his fans will continue supporting. I see the spin offs about his rebirth as a god fearing faithful man. A new podcast with him & his wife about how they “overcame” his cheating. And people going to eat it up. New books coming in about a year or so.

    • @agregs30
      @agregs30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      A genjutsu within a genjutsu. Brillant

    • @GenericUserNameHere
      @GenericUserNameHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      My good sir, could you provide the lottery numbers. Because I would bet you are exactly right!

    • @TEEGOTIT
      @TEEGOTIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s the money move 🤣😂

    • @UncleShlime
      @UncleShlime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We live in a society, man. Double standards and narcissism are pains in the ass (which is exactly what this situation is filled with)

    • @elijajackson9651
      @elijajackson9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well crap.

  • @MarvMay
    @MarvMay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    This guy is THE GREATEST villain ever. If you can't see the humor in his reign of terror, I don't know what to tell y'all. He won't be cancelled either, there are too many women who will find this and forgive him for his "honest mistake" and we will all be here, watching it like "c'mon son!"
    This may be the best heel turn I've seen in the last several years.

    • @thanors2
      @thanors2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I agree it’s funny and women will forgive him. But I’m sad for his wife that woman clearly being abused. But she chooses to be there and make excuses for him. Though I think she crazy because she posts very disturbing things both her and Derrick need help seriously

    • @peepgamenc6975
      @peepgamenc6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "He didn't mean to go into her raw, he didn't a condom. But he did ask for forgiveness in Jesus name. If Jesus can forgive, I can to" - what lost women say about him while going out to buy his new book

    • @CoutureThug
      @CoutureThug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You right but the fucked up part is that the women who watch his videos and that will forgive him for cheating, didn't forgive their own men for doing less than what this clown did because he told them to get rid of their men! SMH

    • @xstonedsoberx
      @xstonedsoberx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na his shit is basically done went from 100k+ views per video to less than 10k mans fuuucked gonna need to rebrand and hope no1 recognises him

    • @TheSquad4life
      @TheSquad4life 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xstonedsoberx idk he’s still going though maybe it’s a slow death but he’s still going

  • @skubaRu7
    @skubaRu7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    when dudes said he was full of shit women got mad lmao. Never trust a buff dude who looks like he cant fight.

  • @austinvang3522
    @austinvang3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    If hypocrisy was a person, it would be Derrick Jaxn

    • @cybertek3188
      @cybertek3188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His picture would be right next to the word in the dictionary.

  • @lorenrich2525
    @lorenrich2525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Bruuuh....when this derrick jaxn scandal hit....first thing i thought was “ i cant wait til Adonis to get on his ass”!!!

    • @RGTitan901
      @RGTitan901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too lol

    • @Bbcbullunit1
      @Bbcbullunit1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Word melt this nigga please

    • @comedianhaze1619
      @comedianhaze1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts 💯💯💯🎯🎯🎯

  • @RonRyder
    @RonRyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    If there was ever a "Clown of the Year" award held annually, This Year would easily go to Derrick Jaxn

    • @DrHKotes
      @DrHKotes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We only in April, perhaps the October contender would top Jaxn

  • @d.n.adatniccalexxx
    @d.n.adatniccalexxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Derrick is the therapist that has more problems than his clients

    • @J.P_INC.
      @J.P_INC. ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That couch must’ve went through so much hell 😂

  • @turbotxxer4920
    @turbotxxer4920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Loved watching Chiseled destroy this fraud. One question though: How did this man find Aizen's Zanpakuto, discover its mystical Bankai, absorb the ten tails and activate the Infinite Tsukiyomi, Kotoamatsukami, the Bankai's ability, and proceed to place all these women & himself in the greatest genjutsu ever made?

    • @theshapetv9203
      @theshapetv9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @andrewallen923
      @andrewallen923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well.... damn 😂😂😂😂

    • @leodiangelo2595
      @leodiangelo2595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's okay...it's over now

    • @AudioGAWD
      @AudioGAWD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Plot armor?

    • @LEOsoulMonarch
      @LEOsoulMonarch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because Jaxn is just that freaking strong. He's got that Final Flash level of OP, where he needs to work hard to keep it from destroying himself. Unfortunately, this time he wasn't successful. He did that DJ Khaled level of playing himself.

  • @IsMaryStillPoppin
    @IsMaryStillPoppin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I feel bad for her. A lot of people didn't even know this man was married, he never mentioned his wife (or rarely did so). But then has her show her face and hold his hand as he tells the world he had sex with other women. This is how he chose to introduce his wife, in this disgusting situation. And she agreed to this, to hold his hand as he admits to cheating on her. This is utter humiliation and manipulation. I really hope she's okay, this is so sad.

  • @passenoirjoe51
    @passenoirjoe51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This has to be the most Diligent, vigilant, meticulous, conscientious, analytical, and methodical breakdown of this whole situation on TH-cam.
    Well done C. Adonis.

  • @Voodooray007
    @Voodooray007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Derrick is a prime example of “it takes one to know one”

  • @kidvicious7130
    @kidvicious7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is like Richard Nixon saying "I know I messed up, but let's not forget. If yall didn't electt me none of this would have happened."

  • @itjsmoove
    @itjsmoove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That “Fuck you” came from the soul and I felt that.

  • @quatroquatro8225
    @quatroquatro8225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN”

    • @khalilfarah901
      @khalilfarah901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

    • @youngroshi4677
      @youngroshi4677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not Quatro Quatro

    • @quatroquatro8225
      @quatroquatro8225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youngroshi4677 you’re the only one to understand the reference 😂

  • @theezenriarinze9203
    @theezenriarinze9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    These women supported R. Kelly they ain't leaving team Jaxn lmaooooo His sub count is STILL in 700k's hes was 750k that let's me know everything I need to.

    • @o.gparamount3099
      @o.gparamount3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol, dumbasses smh..

    • @niccotalbert4378
      @niccotalbert4378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You have a point, unfortunately.

    • @cargad843
      @cargad843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @juman9696
      @juman9696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You gotta separate the music from the actual person. He’s disgusting but his music is fire 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

    • @theezenriarinze9203
      @theezenriarinze9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juman9696 Lmaoooo

  • @martajajackson1836
    @martajajackson1836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    SIR, YOU BETTER PREACH...🤣🤣
    I already KNOW you gonna get him.🤣🤣

  • @Krs55
    @Krs55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    From one Haitian to another, I tip my hat to you my good sir. You will be seeing me in ur Patreon next month for this video. You should’ve charged ppl for such an amazing video!!!

  • @demetricklouis5710
    @demetricklouis5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dude his persona was just his hustle to get him some strange. He knew speaking to women's issues would endear them to him and make him a more attractive specimen. That's just how it works.

  • @johnwilliams983
    @johnwilliams983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    For Mr Jaxn to make a reaction video to his own BS must be a different level of narcissism

    • @1997TL1000
      @1997TL1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In the third place on top of it!

  • @ericjohnson6560
    @ericjohnson6560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I can’t believe he had a whole secondary video I the third person trying to make excuses for himself. His brain melting out of his ears.

  • @CortezChavez2
    @CortezChavez2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This Man put on the robe, picked up his good book (the book of keeping it 💯), asked the the choir for a selection, and PREACHED like I've never seen before!!! He brand new on this video and I love it!!!

  • @redone6171
    @redone6171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When Adonis says "waaaiiiit a minute!!"...you know he about to go in! 😂

  • @frostywarrior4649
    @frostywarrior4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    This is the only example where I want to see a wife take everything including the dog in a divorce

    • @jfoster8624
      @jfoster8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣

    • @joeclaridy
      @joeclaridy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm against divorce in general but.......as time goes on and this type of fuckery I'm starting to gravitate towards divorce.

    • @PolishBehemoth
      @PolishBehemoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The dog and the cat and the video game collection. DJ is a con artist and man hater. Fuck that guy.

    • @CoutureThug
      @CoutureThug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She needs to take all his recording equipment, and his studio/car so he can't record shit for a while.

    • @darcsun9766
      @darcsun9766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😁

  • @WWESyndicateHD
    @WWESyndicateHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This dude deserves the sonic failure theme in its entirety.. 100%.. 9:20 “can you speak up for the people in the back, please?”

  • @feetfunkerson1312
    @feetfunkerson1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Jaxn sold out his woman so u know he'll sell out the community 💯

    • @followmeleadtheway
      @followmeleadtheway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why y'all still talking about the community, what the hell have the "community" done for you? Because I have a long list of shit they ain't do.

    • @lucasnogueira1137
      @lucasnogueira1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@followmeleadtheway I think he meant his community like the people that liked him or his "fans"

    • @followmeleadtheway
      @followmeleadtheway 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucasnogueira1137 hmmm maybe.

    • @feetfunkerson1312
      @feetfunkerson1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@followmeleadtheway I'm not sure if u and ur friend below u want to have this talk or if ur just looking to troll or complain. First, given the state of this country, I've changed my thinking from "what have they done for me" to "what can I do for them". Which 1 of the two keeps US (the community) divided? As for me, I've just started helping my people whether online or in person by sharing information I've gained from being a veteran and working in the federal system. I've helped a less fortunate sista get a job in the irs by putting her resume together. I already know who hasn't done anything for US. It's usually the sell outs, pookie/rayray thugs, and those who just complain and make light of what is being done just because a celebrity is not leading the charge. Look up King Randall, Phillip Scott, Black banks.

    • @layslay9507
      @layslay9507 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feetfunkerson1312 really because I called myself a conservative and half my family looked down on me and think of me as a sell out so what is your definition of sellout?

  • @ViperDynamo20XX
    @ViperDynamo20XX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Those 7 dislikes are from Jaxn's burner accounts.

  • @steelbltz
    @steelbltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Hes not a master manipulator, its just that many women & men are THAT shallow minded. Really may be a gift to see through folks bs

  • @C-Thunder
    @C-Thunder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This guy recorded most of his videos inside his car right *after* meeting up with his sidechic; including the one where he was reacting to his own video!

  • @EmmanuelAniTheSchism
    @EmmanuelAniTheSchism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    His whole apology was in third person. Not just the reaction

  • @DD-mh1wg
    @DD-mh1wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wanna know what else is crazy👀 He literally did that video outside his mistress house. I think that’s why he took it down, because she did an interview airing out all their laundry😅 Now he’s insisting on seeing her in private and casing out her place for security camera positions. It’s a Dateline special ready to happen😬

    • @thanors2
      @thanors2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Real talk I think he might snapped that man is crazy and desperate to hide his issues. Both him and the wife crazy to me,she says all kind of disturbing things like hating her skin and envious women of dark women. Derrick idk where to start no woman should talk to him he a time bomb like you said. I hope his wife leaves because one of them going to snap

    • @darkknight9346
      @darkknight9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah he needs help if that’s true cause I’m sure he gonna murder suicide if this get even worst

  • @OwolabbyAzeez
    @OwolabbyAzeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Ahhhhh Simpious Maximious (Derrick Jaxn) talking about himself in the third person 🤧😂. Brodie turned off likes/dislikes and comments on his videos. Things are getting hot in the kitchen 🥵. Any holier than tho persona online is bound to crumble. At least Derrick still chose a Single Mother to mess around with. Had to keep that narrative going at least 🤷🏾‍♂️😅.
    Oh friendly reminder for y’all to check your bank account on a daily basis. The more often you check the less likely you are to overspend. Pocket watch yourself 🤧💯.

    • @MrNotorious2010
      @MrNotorious2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He made my head hurt. Somebody check on his wife, deadass.... It's funny he disabled comments cause he knew he was about to be called all types of hypocrite.

    • @nicolasningaba4872
      @nicolasningaba4872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Simpious Maximious, that's a good one haha

    • @LostBoysBasketball
      @LostBoysBasketball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That pocket watching advice is great advice, I clock myself all the time

  • @trials6502
    @trials6502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The internet is both a blessing and a curse. I couldn't help but feel embarrassed for this guy, well not for him but embarrassed for if it was me trying to pull this off. Learn when to stop please 😂

  • @lawrencepresha5501
    @lawrencepresha5501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Well done and put together. This shit is gold. I still have my girlfriend admitting I was right about him the whole time and apologizing for trying to bring his bullshit to my attention to this day

  • @vaughnj
    @vaughnj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    21:35 Seriously though, do NOT watch "relationship" shows and segments like this. They will RUIN your marriage.

  • @jadeimingan184
    @jadeimingan184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    And he reacted to his video in a third person that he complimented himself, hahaahhahhahahahhah, I thought that I have seen crazy but this takes the cake.

  • @blackopsquay
    @blackopsquay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    And Kevin Samuels’ win/loss record out here looking like Tom Brady stats-Flawless!!

    • @dooder6755
      @dooder6755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We need a versuz battle

  • @bustyb1977
    @bustyb1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The epitome on gaslighting...Derek is the prime example!!! Oh my God! I just cant!

  • @amartanusaj2147
    @amartanusaj2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    That men put himself in the hardest gen-jutsu ever created. No release no nothing can safe this brother😂😂😂

    • @spartanghost_17
      @spartanghost_17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even madara couldn't break this dude out

    • @mrjace3
      @mrjace3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Accurate 🤝🏽

    • @rstreet5537
      @rstreet5537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂
      NOTHING!!!!!

  • @jahmeirduncan6870
    @jahmeirduncan6870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Imagine simping for women and not even getting them 😭

    • @JohnDoe-vw4zf
      @JohnDoe-vw4zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But he was getting them *on the side* I know he is smashing the women that email him

    • @followmeleadtheway
      @followmeleadtheway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine, it happens every second

    • @ronaldpinson2236
      @ronaldpinson2236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh, he was getting them...believe that lol

    • @terrencerhodes6403
      @terrencerhodes6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He clapping them cheeks

    • @AT-ts1se
      @AT-ts1se 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ronaldpinson2236 lol big facts

  • @vincenthayes6973
    @vincenthayes6973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Ultra instinct background is killin me 😂😂😂😂 Adonis for President

  • @onkabuddha
    @onkabuddha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I still can’t get over him giving himself a reaction video, he is a flat out sociopath.

  • @mikeheadley6916
    @mikeheadley6916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Only one person can speak of themselves in 3rd person and that's The Rock. Obviously this fool needs to go into the shadow realm

  • @killamilla702
    @killamilla702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Derrick Jaxn is about to get Roasted Roasted

  • @JessicaJmoney
    @JessicaJmoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    They kill me bringing god into...god ain’t got nothing to do with this foolishness

  • @jaycomplexkidrandle1889
    @jaycomplexkidrandle1889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    His camera mind as well be a mirror, because he was basically talking about himself the whole time. He's the male equivalent of Jada. He needs to get hit with every final smash ever created in the Super Smash Bros series.

    • @jfoster8624
      @jfoster8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAOOO

    • @josephtaylor-kennedy1420
      @josephtaylor-kennedy1420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Might as well" not "mind as well "

    • @DrHKotes
      @DrHKotes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He worse than Jada, at least she doesn't seperate from REALITY

    • @jaycomplexkidrandle1889
      @jaycomplexkidrandle1889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josephtaylor-kennedy1420 I always get it mixed up. I think buddy of mind told me it was "mind" instead.

    • @josephtaylor-kennedy1420
      @josephtaylor-kennedy1420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaycomplexkidrandle1889 I'm just fucking wit cha bro

  • @theloudcornerofficial
    @theloudcornerofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The one dislike is Mr. Simp-son 😂😂😂😂

  • @brothermouzone1307
    @brothermouzone1307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He said that crap with a straight face.

  • @KingKait077
    @KingKait077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Chiseled doing the Eddie Griffin route. He don’t just preaches but he also teaches. TEACH GOOD BROTHER!

  • @Fister42R
    @Fister42R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You should add a part 2 with the 3rd woman said about him. The text, video exposure

  • @battlerapassociationnetwork410
    @battlerapassociationnetwork410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's funny how he was saying his own name in the situation like it's not him🤣😭aw man this guy🤣💯

  • @KromeDome06
    @KromeDome06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Bruh... I had one of THEE SHITTIEST days of my life today. This right here... THIS... is the video that ends it with a smile... THANK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!!

    • @thanors2
      @thanors2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hope it gets better my brother keep your head up we all stumbled at time’s

    • @melwill9868
      @melwill9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cutenerd1177
      @cutenerd1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hugs 🤗 dude

    • @KromeDome06
      @KromeDome06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey I'm all good, just a bad day at the office (house). Thanks though, very much appreciated.

  • @owright369
    @owright369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    15:34 mark... he said that with all conviction in his heart lmao

  • @nochillwill4667
    @nochillwill4667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Looks like Derrick Jaxn joins Ohio State and Florida as another victim of Oral Roberts.

  • @Cmb8909
    @Cmb8909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guy deserves ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN😂

  • @galavantgambitgaming
    @galavantgambitgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "maybe Goku sapped what was left cause im tryna figure out why he aint keep that same energy" yeees lawd

  • @everettewingfield5123
    @everettewingfield5123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Derrick Jaxn.... I don't cheat
    Women he cheated with.... hold my moscato

  • @kingdemonte7346
    @kingdemonte7346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Already know it's finna be a movie😭😭

  • @MrNotorious2010
    @MrNotorious2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ladies y'all got hoodwinked.... Hard

  • @deeweezy4387
    @deeweezy4387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nobody caught “last year and years past.” I’m convinced he did this shit the whole time 😩.

  • @amtraklover
    @amtraklover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Man had so many women in a GENJETSUUUUUUU!

  • @josephrichardson4805
    @josephrichardson4805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "i don't think it's the case he's living a double life" how you gonn talk about yourself like you're a whole different person and act like it ain't a double life...shadow clone genjutsu

  • @TheResse561
    @TheResse561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yo, this was the most hilarious take on the situation! And that background music had me crying! What the hell was that?!

  • @geturlife1694
    @geturlife1694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was one of the best Derrick JackAss video I’ve seen yet, The edits were hilarious 😂😭💯💯

  • @ScumDogMF
    @ScumDogMF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching this again. I can truly appreciate how this video is so wonderfully strung together verbally. It's one of my favorite points of your channel. Articulation is such an artform, one that serves you superbly.

  • @phantomsoldier87
    @phantomsoldier87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Derek thought he had the reality stone talking about," now reality can be whatever I want it to be"

  • @pixelart59
    @pixelart59 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That shadow realm music you brought when the simp was reacting to his own video, is just too funny 😅😅

  • @yanikku_
    @yanikku_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The genjutsu release @ 8:20 caught me off gaurd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Imakebeatsss
    @Imakebeatsss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a leader I thought you were supposed to take responsibility

  • @MegaAtOh
    @MegaAtOh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Derrick Jackson is not a relationship guru.he's an entanglement guru

  • @rtothemutha
    @rtothemutha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love it when hypocrites are exposed... Most of the time you get to see them SCRAMBLE FOR ALL KINDS of justifications for their actions! Lol
    Great one, Chiseled

  • @chiyobasama
    @chiyobasama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that Eminem part from the Stan music video was spot on.

  • @smilingearth5181
    @smilingearth5181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This man Derrick Jaxn telling people not to cheat while he over at other women's houses beating more cheeks than Muhammad Ali.
    Seriously, though. I am almost impressed with this man's ability to talk around his misdoings.

  • @aratherdapperdevil7878
    @aratherdapperdevil7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Son had the sharingan with Kōto Amatsukami and tried to catch the entire human population lacking🤣🤣🤣🤣
    *NO BULLSHIT*

  • @blackscreennoiseforrelaxat1517
    @blackscreennoiseforrelaxat1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:20 I swear man these little manga references makes your videos so fun to watch.

  • @bigcdadon30
    @bigcdadon30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Self proclaimed expert" KEY WORDS

  • @a_grizzly55
    @a_grizzly55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Genjustu so powerful it made madara proud. His new name is Derrick Uchiha

    • @sharonnejones8389
      @sharonnejones8389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His visual prowess can't not be underestimated.

  • @misterprime10
    @misterprime10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This man out here doubing down with the religion and stepping out. This is INSANE. I had no idea he did a reaction video to his own apology. He's a pure clown in the highest regard.

  • @lj9415
    @lj9415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would have failed your English class with all these vocab words 😂

  • @ligerzero728
    @ligerzero728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The 25 dislikes are Derrick Jaxn and his burner accounts. lol

  • @bankaisage34
    @bankaisage34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Son of Oden child of Arcius follower of jashin took me all the way out😂😂

  • @bryantrs78
    @bryantrs78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Release No Jutsu at 8:20 was so well timed

  • @stephenbecker5936
    @stephenbecker5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Chiseled Adonis is going after internet gurus now. Chiseled Adonis/Coffeezilla is the youtube crossover we need now.

  • @capo4270
    @capo4270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Derrick's favorite rap song?
    Stay Schemin - Rick Ross

  • @mykhalhughes4676
    @mykhalhughes4676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is narcissism. The best example I have ever seen.

  • @steelmanjj4585
    @steelmanjj4585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your killing it...im 💀..lol...keep it up

  • @iShiftIn2Turbo
    @iShiftIn2Turbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My mans said expeditiously 🤣 T.I started a trend

  • @bomanidaalchemist5801
    @bomanidaalchemist5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh... Why you put the Tournament of Power theme on Derrick's 3rd person video? That ish got me rolling 😂😂🤣🤣😂