Cloud would probably pay for it without hesitation, but you'd have to ask really nicely for Sephiroth to do anything. But it's your house, do whatever you want. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me: feels scared could strife did you hear that huh what the gasp sephiroth oh no way I can’t open the doors screams cloud strife help me please I’m scared of sephiorth let me go sephiroth screams cloud strife help sephiroth is grabbing me and he won’t let me go
Me: sits on the couch phew 😮💨 after a long work at school I can take a break huh who’s at the door omg cloud strife sephiroth what are u doing here. It I thought u were in ssbu and now in real life can’t believe this is happening
Sephiroth: *Rings the doorbell and chuckles menacingly* "Don't you rememb-" Cloud: *Interrupts Sephiroth* "We got lost at Mario Party Street. We need directions."
Me: ok guys game start’s in 5 4 3 2 1 go take that sephiroth oh dude this great once I play as Isabelle cloud strife is going to defeat sephiroth for sure take that sephiroth grabs him with my net and trows sephiroth in the air in ssbu oh yo what the pauses the game cloud strife calm down don’t bang the door so loud the glass door can break it easily
Me: cloud strife I’ll give u some cookies and milk if u defeat sephiroth I promise I’ll save ur friend Zack fair and defeat sephiroth for u I promise u plz just help me ok cloud strife 🥺 then we can be a team together how’s that sounds like a deal
Me: yes they did it they finally stop sephiroth oh dear this not good screams cloud strife and zack fair no this is not good at all oh man now what am I going to do now feels scared huh oh thank god the game is over I think phew huh I heard sephiroth music screams ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: huh oh sup cloud strife it’s so good to meet u and because ur brave cute kind sexy hot beautiful gorgeous and amazing body u have cloud strife Gambare because I believed in you now kick sephiroth but and show him what u are made of
![SEPHIROTH [Roleplay / ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VH1izbAelyE/mqdefault.jpg)
Plot twist: Cloud was trying to get inside your house because he tried to get away from sephiroth.
But little did he know, Sephiroth was trying to get inside to stay one step ahead of Cloud, because he knew he was trying to get away from him
Sephiroth is so good at stalking cloud that he even managed to find japanese cloud
I love how cloud is speaking in Japanese but Sephiroth is speaking in English
The fact that One-Winged Angel just eminates from Sephiroth is both kinda frightening and incredibly funny
Cloud: why do I hear boss music?
Door is open just come here both of you!
Cloud knocking scared the shit out of me at first lol 😂 I had the volume turned up and felt vibration behind me 😆
Me while Cloud and Sephrioth are trying to break into my house: Alexa play Rules Of Nature
For those who don’t know what Rules Of Nature is then look it up
Sephiroth: Why do I hear both boss music and what sounds like metal hitting the ground at 50 miles per hour.
@@dickvonwankle2527 Raiden: Get the fu*k out of that house now!
@@tonylapoa5342 Sephiroth: Fuck you I'm gonna stab yo-
RULES OF NATURE!
Sephiroth:Mother HEEEL- *fucking dies*
Boutta' open the door; feeling good. 😄
if this was my house, id let them both in, but make sure that they follow my house rules or they gettin kicked tf out 😌👍✨
What are your rules though?
@@ReyleeSimmons probably don’t bring dis-Pear into the house
@@endtell Or try to kill each other?
@@tonylapoa5342 my idea is funnier but yea yours works to
I would never refuse comrades of my beloved.
I’m scared for my life-
Just let them in, they don't bite
Hopefully 👀
@@ReyleeSimmons HOPEFULLY!?!?!
GUYS YOU CAN'T COME IN YET THE TEA IS STILL COOLING OFF
For fucks sake, that knocking shit doesn't fail...
it's now 2022 and there still trying to break into my house after for two fricking years?! i can't take it anymore!
Yeah I dunno why this video is still getting attention 0_o
**calls Tseng**. . Help me. .
Me: uh help 911 there two characters that are breaking in my house
It's a very legal crime
Me who’s trying to take s nap on the couch: DAMNIT IF YOUR NOT GONNA HELP ME SLEEP THEN GO AWAY!!!
THE SEPHIROTH PART IS KILLING ME HELP LMAKSO
Should I open the door??? What happens if I do???
Cloud and Sephiroth will end up destroying the house trying to kill each other
@@ReyleeSimmons are they gonna pay to fix it?? Cause if so the sure. Or should I just let cloud in so can vibe??
Cloud would probably pay for it without hesitation, but you'd have to ask really nicely for Sephiroth to do anything. But it's your house, do whatever you want. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@ReyleeSimmons I'm just gonna let cloud in so we can vibe. Sephiroth's a little bit crazy for me to handle
Aw, Sephiroth is tolerable though; he just needs a nap or some tea or something. :(
Sephiroth English voice
That’s some strong glass
When Kuraudo switched over to English Sephiroth I lost it oh my god
Why sephiroth said “stop pretending you’re sad”
I have no idea
Welp
That was directed towards cloud, who he had pinned down with the masamune through his chest
I must be making so much fucking money to have a house that can't even be destroyed by both of them-
Me: feels scared could strife did you hear that huh what the gasp sephiroth oh no way I can’t open the doors screams cloud strife help me please I’m scared of sephiorth let me go sephiroth screams cloud strife help sephiroth is grabbing me and he won’t let me go
Cloud: "Not interested." *walks away*
@@LavaIceLilac me: cloud I’ll give u cookies if u defeat sephiroth
Me: sits on the couch phew 😮💨 after a long work at school I can take a break huh who’s at the door omg cloud strife sephiroth what are u doing here. It I thought u were in ssbu and now in real life can’t believe this is happening
Sephiroth: *Rings the doorbell and chuckles menacingly* "Don't you rememb-"
Cloud: *Interrupts Sephiroth* "We got lost at Mario Party Street. We need directions."
@@LavaIceLilac me: oh want help sure I’ll help cloud strife
Please get out of my room, I'm trying to sleep😃🤚
Me: ok guys game start’s in 5 4 3 2 1 go take that sephiroth oh dude this great once I play as Isabelle cloud strife is going to defeat sephiroth for sure take that sephiroth grabs him with my net and trows sephiroth in the air in ssbu oh yo what the pauses the game cloud strife calm down don’t bang the door so loud the glass door can break it easily
Me: cloud strife I’ll give u some cookies and milk if u defeat sephiroth I promise I’ll save ur friend Zack fair and defeat sephiroth for u I promise u plz just help me ok cloud strife 🥺 then we can be a team together how’s that sounds like a deal
I would let them in and give em pizza
on god
Me: yes they did it they finally stop sephiroth oh dear this not good screams cloud strife and zack fair no this is not good at all oh man now what am I going to do now feels scared huh oh thank god the game is over I think phew huh I heard sephiroth music screams ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
erm what the sigma
@@ReyleeSimmons nothing
Fucking keep it down out there some of us are trying to work
Me: huh oh sup cloud strife it’s so good to meet u and because ur brave cute kind sexy hot beautiful gorgeous and amazing body u have cloud strife Gambare because I believed in you now kick sephiroth but and show him what u are made of
This is unsettling and funny at the same time