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  • @nicholabascoe9437
    @nicholabascoe9437 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Listen to me man. This needs a part 2 with TC as an addition. I am almost wheezing from the laughter 🤣🤣🤣. Part 2 please

    • @chanm2493
      @chanm2493 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes omg

    • @tyleviabennett5946
      @tyleviabennett5946 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When TC done laugh affa dem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @devonishacampbell5252
      @devonishacampbell5252 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mi Seh Girl😂😂😂

    • @terisaharry
      @terisaharry ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laugh till I bawl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @candicebulgin6767
      @candicebulgin6767 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yuh wah hear me a halla!! 🤣🤣 Anywaysss for part 2 it should be TC, Perry and Tanannia 😂😂😂

  • @RuchNott
    @RuchNott ปีที่แล้ว +164

    When Perry said "mek mi tell yuh suppn young gyal ladies, I ☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MsLawless_lifestyle
    @MsLawless_lifestyle ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Ladies please note that it doesn’t matter how prepared or careful you are with men, we will never be prepared enough for what men can do. You can be so careful till god come, if they wanna play us they will. It’s all a gamble. This dating game is crazy!!!

    • @kraziikiim
      @kraziikiim ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So crazy. I’m so over it😤

    • @superwomanme
      @superwomanme ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kim D. sis you said a word. 👏 👏 👏. Scamming is in their DNA and most men are narcissists with a few sociopaths sprinkled in

    • @deneshalewis8763
      @deneshalewis8763 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yuh talk enuh gurlllll

    • @M3Peta
      @M3Peta ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree with this 100%!! I took my L & moved on after being careful for years.

    • @paulettemaxwell7966
      @paulettemaxwell7966 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting topic T

  • @ranashabarrow625
    @ranashabarrow625 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Perry trying so hard to convince Tanaania that Wayda "alright" enuh 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @basedmish
      @basedmish ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaooo right ??

    • @Jojocrazy
      @Jojocrazy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She more Dan alright 😂

    • @marshabyfield1986
      @marshabyfield1986 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She well a mine him till now mi nah ask

    • @aaliyahlunan876
      @aaliyahlunan876 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theJetpacklife
      @theJetpacklife ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Be she alright if true! They’re married what’s the issue??.? 🧐🙃

  • @Sunshyn3Sam
    @Sunshyn3Sam ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ladies don't be so quick to jump up last minute to go out with a guy. Tell him no thanks, it's too short notice. Let him make advance plans with you for a proper date.

  • @spuggieh
    @spuggieh ปีที่แล้ว +296

    The lecturer story had me in tears🤣. Part 2 please with TC and Perry.

    • @torigrant4639
      @torigrant4639 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      QP's next video or the following week. He said so.

    • @chillzone4353
      @chillzone4353 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laugh till me cry🤣🤣🤣

    • @teeka2028
      @teeka2028 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, part 2 definitely with TC

    • @blaquetlc
      @blaquetlc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mi laugh enuh 😂😂😂

    • @olaniemckenzie9917
      @olaniemckenzie9917 ปีที่แล้ว

      I swearrr.. I holler enuh
      This yha crack mi up baddd 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @marse_
    @marse_ ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Tanaania and Perry make this a podcast or a series cause I laugh til I weak. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @1tshaye
      @1tshaye ปีที่แล้ว

      They need to 😂😂

  • @sherforfun
    @sherforfun ปีที่แล้ว +66

    i love the inclusion of the story being typed out it makes it things much easier on our end

  • @taiyeessalmon6983
    @taiyeessalmon6983 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Butterfly inna mi tummy so no food cya hold”🤣🤣🤣hey tanaania

  • @Islandgyal_
    @Islandgyal_ ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The wayda story had me in tears cause of Perry. His commentary was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @CulturalCritique876
    @CulturalCritique876 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Got set up on a blind date with this guy. He lived in Portmore and I lived in Kgn. He came to pick me up from my house and said we were going to Port Royal to have a meal and then chill, talk and listen to the waves. He told me explicitly that he borrowed this car because he didn't own one, I was fine with that because I didn't have one at the time so who am i to judge??? On our way to Port Royal the car broke down on the loneliest road ever. he came out and tried to fix it but he could not. He called around but all his friends where apparently far away. So he had to leave me to go get help, the long and short of it, I fell asleep and when I woke up, it was morning. I saw a JUTC bus passing and stopped it and found my way home. I do not know what happened to him or the car.

    • @ingridb1618
      @ingridb1618 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Oh my goodness. Anything could of happened to you on the road!!! Glad you was ok

    • @patport3129
      @patport3129 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Why would he ever leave you on that dangerous rd in the first place much more over night?
      Sending you a virtual hug🫂

    • @kimmiimendez8260
      @kimmiimendez8260 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What?? A prank this no sah..I'm just glad you got home safe though.

    • @cristalmitchley150
      @cristalmitchley150 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me rass

    • @marshabyfield1986
      @marshabyfield1986 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Omg girrrrl I’m so happy nothing happened 😮😮

  • @shaniqueyoung7283
    @shaniqueyoung7283 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    All these men have is audacity and nothing more.

  • @dedwards2385
    @dedwards2385 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    It's crazy what rohan said is my number one dating rule.. if you ask me out YOU need to pick the place.. ie PICK WEH YOU CAN AFFORD. I don't care how many times you ask me where I want to go.. I'll dodge the question.. the most ill tell you is my dietary restriction... And this isn't because I've had any guy not pay the bill (cuz TRUST AND BELIEVE I'll pay for what I eat/drank ONLY and walk out confidently cuz i ALWAYS have my vex money but I'm DAMN sure not paying for your meal) I do this because as a woman I get taken out a lot and I don't think it's fair to pick a place not knowing what your pockets look like.. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @shevonesebryan6609
    @shevonesebryan6609 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Tanaania say weh she mean the car gone 😂😂😂😂

    • @CREOLE_
      @CREOLE_ ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣💀

  • @jadesutherland9996
    @jadesutherland9996 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The wayda segment had me crying. Wayda nuh easy she wah two lick

    • @slimsnoop26
      @slimsnoop26 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thissssss dwl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danahwilliams5488
      @danahwilliams5488 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Real madness

    • @racquelesquire
      @racquelesquire ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same ting mi sey. She spent airfare, and resort money. The man got a nice resort stay and couldn't pay for the restaurant dinner and then had the audacity to ask for gas money. Smh.

    • @purpose2414
      @purpose2414 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @astonstone3934
    @astonstone3934 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mi naw play!!! The lecture story got me weak! A laugh a laugh till mi head and back start hurt mi!! 😂😂😂 "Everytime mi see him pan mi tv mi just lock it off" 😭😭😂😂.......

  • @kisonyaturner8871
    @kisonyaturner8871 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The sushi man give me white chicks vybz 😂😂😂😂

  • @nelidachampagnie9004
    @nelidachampagnie9004 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    No man Wayda story make me laugh out inna real life. The ending was very unexpected

  • @paigejohnson5007
    @paigejohnson5007 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    No this need fi be a series ....... it can't stop here so !!! This vid was definitely a vibe lol 10/10

    • @Tanaania
      @Tanaania  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yay thanks for watching hun!

  • @Jojocrazy
    @Jojocrazy ปีที่แล้ว +30

    33:04 Tanaania is trying so hard to understand Wayda 😂😂😂😂

  • @Iambrinalee
    @Iambrinalee ปีที่แล้ว +36

    As Perry said “he’s just so puzzled” so am I these first dates are wild😮
    This was fun to watch, nah lie Tan do a part 2
    Fun and jokes aside, ladies when going on dates make sure to always have money to avoid embarrassment.

  • @jackieshomechildcarespace9822
    @jackieshomechildcarespace9822 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    11:42 young people will ALWAYS have these issues until they figure out the meaning of DATING & COURTSHIP..period😏

  • @jillianhudgens4316
    @jillianhudgens4316 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Perry is really trying to convince himself that Wada was OK and happy 😂😂😂 he know that the beginning was all the way wrong 😂😂

  • @akeembrown9480
    @akeembrown9480 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I’m loving the embedded transcripts for the scenario. That’s good digital skills.

  • @KAYSARTT
    @KAYSARTT ปีที่แล้ว +49

    we need part two no man the last one had me in tears!!!😭

    • @nathoytaalexander644
      @nathoytaalexander644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!! Why she take him home???

    • @KAYSARTT
      @KAYSARTT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathoytaalexander644 😂😂😭

  • @reginaehendricks9987
    @reginaehendricks9987 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The screams I let out throughout this video🤣🤣🤣 rn my neighbors must think I’m going crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 am still stuck on the lecturer one🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @roxanfoster-richards
    @roxanfoster-richards ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm really glad I'm happily married and don't have to put up with this bs because lawd know a bere mess deh a rd. Good luck though girlies! ♥

    • @camecaedwards6962
      @camecaedwards6962 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hug up u husband sis caz them road story yah Jah Jah

  • @cameillaburke5510
    @cameillaburke5510 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The lecturer story and the renk 1 was the most intriguing😂😂 I had to rush to the restroom 😂😂

  • @iamnykira
    @iamnykira ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Listen he's correct. Let the man plan, give yourself chance to see who you're dealing with first 🙏🏾🔥

  • @stacianspencer6972
    @stacianspencer6972 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I would DEFINITELY want to see TC in a Part 2 to this fi real!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trevenan4423
    @trevenan4423 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I truly found joy from this video. This was soo funny along with good eye opening advice. 👏🏾❤️

  • @shanayethompsonhoupette3875
    @shanayethompsonhoupette3875 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lecturer story mek mi cry😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tammyb9848
    @tammyb9848 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this💕
    Part 2 need fi gwan wid di other stories yuh neva get to.

  • @ashnagordon7734
    @ashnagordon7734 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love when y'all do videos together definitely need a part 2

  • @msdollmoody6701
    @msdollmoody6701 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was a bang.. we are requesting part 2 and 3 if necessary along to tc and kareem

  • @honorebelro
    @honorebelro ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have never been this early! This was extremely entertaining; done too quick!

  • @ayawnabennett9311
    @ayawnabennett9311 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wayda was such a plot twist 😂

  • @Itz_cavii
    @Itz_cavii ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Wayda alright!” This was funny ashhhh.😂😭

  • @tracyb246
    @tracyb246 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I already know this is going to be hilarious. 😎

  • @sadewright6225
    @sadewright6225 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This did nice. Me laugh till me cry. We need a part 2 please !

  • @Candyespn588
    @Candyespn588 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This need a pt 2
    All of this make sense 💜

  • @kelboo3600
    @kelboo3600 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this, need a part 2 with perry and TC

  • @shariashakaydavidson5861
    @shariashakaydavidson5861 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Need a part 2 with tc n kareem 🤣🤣

  • @giovanniedwards
    @giovanniedwards ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was hella funny especially the last few stories we need a part 2 for real

  • @melelbatskuch1364
    @melelbatskuch1364 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We need a part two😂

  • @serenafowler5500
    @serenafowler5500 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I clicked on this video sooo fast 😂😂
    Wayda story 💀🤣🤣 feelings did really ketch fi tru

  • @Thrilladre
    @Thrilladre ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Part 2 is needed with TC I swear mi laught till mi belly nearly drop out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tracyanngoulbourne
    @Tracyanngoulbourne ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This need a part two love you guys together

  • @patricebrown6109
    @patricebrown6109 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I enjoy listening to u guys this have me cracking up ..... Girl I love your skin it is so flawless 😍

  • @itsamoy
    @itsamoy ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Then waittttt. How him friend get the car key????? 😂😂😂😂😂 (first story )

  • @lucyology9247
    @lucyology9247 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mrs. Knight story kill mi off wid the dutty lecturer man😂😂😂😂

  • @purpleblowkisses
    @purpleblowkisses ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Part two pleasee ! This video had me weak 😂

  • @Sarz12
    @Sarz12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Notification on point!

  • @sabrenamurray2138
    @sabrenamurray2138 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    we need a part 2 and bring TC please

  • @britneyandrews3060
    @britneyandrews3060 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Perry is always a vibe 😂😭☺️

  • @sandrac6737
    @sandrac6737 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man, I haven’t laugh suh hard in a long time!😂😂😂😂
    You guys were absolutely hilarious, I was laughing so loud and hard, my family kept saying, keep it down mom! Man, I had no clue that dating now a days, was so crazy and weird, at least to me! Part2 please!😂😂😂😂❤️✌️🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @keishaunahines9851
    @keishaunahines9851 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Part 2 please ... invite TC she is a must on theses types of videos ... She & QP make me RFLMAO

  • @daniellafreeman9237
    @daniellafreeman9237 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    love you, guys...love your collabs

  • @natrishaehird2543
    @natrishaehird2543 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lool here mi laugh till mi weak, don't know how I didn't fall off my couch, And it definitely goes without saying, BUT we NEED a part 2 🤣🤣🤣

  • @moniho6907
    @moniho6907 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think wayda is trying to show that a first date with a man who don't pay and have no money can turn into a love story

  • @officialabby876
    @officialabby876 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DO A PART 2 love this

  • @Sm84641
    @Sm84641 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was depressed after work today and this made my day. New subbie ❤

  • @jusjaneesha
    @jusjaneesha ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Butterfly inna mi tummy so nuh food cyaah hold”😂😂😂

  • @bornhermosa
    @bornhermosa ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tanaania mi ah bawl “ he treats me like a queen 🤯” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @prini-c
    @prini-c ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love when Quite teach the ladies

  • @stephlsam1
    @stephlsam1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I laugh til I weak! Definitely need a part 2!!!

    • @Tanaania
      @Tanaania  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      coming soon! lol

  • @stacey-anncampbell6369
    @stacey-anncampbell6369 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dats why mi a ask if you have a budget...some find it embarrassing like a style mi a style dem but mi need fi know what wi working with. These are important conversations to have from the very beginning....finances should not be taboo

  • @tracyhazlewood4864
    @tracyhazlewood4864 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Always a vibes watching ❤❤

  • @lanlan436
    @lanlan436 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wayda alright fi true Perry 😂😂😂😂

  • @sashahamilton1312
    @sashahamilton1312 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We need part two first me laugh so much inna one day 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tanique7821
    @tanique7821 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely need a part2

  • @jokinsmotivation6802
    @jokinsmotivation6802 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please do more of these videos

  • @lawandlife876
    @lawandlife876 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No lies told here. T and Perry were on point with the commentary.

  • @roxannechristian2870
    @roxannechristian2870 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hollered from start to end!!! Soo good!

  • @asipofmari1449
    @asipofmari1449 ปีที่แล้ว

    Part 2, 3 and 4 us please!

  • @serikaclarke1116
    @serikaclarke1116 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Perry laugh 😃 is killing me mi caa bother with Perry enuh mi always have my get vex money

  • @shanikawright7832
    @shanikawright7832 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lovely!! A lot of factual information.

  • @lifewithtonianndoll
    @lifewithtonianndoll ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's perry getting on with his antics fah me 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @zamoyah9840
    @zamoyah9840 ปีที่แล้ว

    This needs to be a series 🙌

  • @dha_gr8_tiffany337
    @dha_gr8_tiffany337 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Perry laugh contagious

  • @bryannawebster5605
    @bryannawebster5605 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Perry say “shut up uno mouth” dat tek me out😂😂😂

  • @unique_anesia7918
    @unique_anesia7918 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂😂😂 these made my night . I need part 2 and 3

  • @SummerRainbow1
    @SummerRainbow1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More please, these stories are hilarious

  • @isisb3705
    @isisb3705 ปีที่แล้ว

    These stories make me appreciate my man so much. Jah jah, 10 years later and man still a open the car door.

  • @dollnugent
    @dollnugent ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need part 2 with perry as well

  • @briannachaplin3119
    @briannachaplin3119 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    😂😂😂😂😂 omg the uwi story had me on the floor that pass red flag 🚩 😂😂😂

  • @vannyjm
    @vannyjm ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Waayda alright yes!🤣🤣🤣
    True love story🫠
    Lmao Waayda sauce is fully seasoned...Perry no easy at all🤣🤣

  • @latoya1000
    @latoya1000 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the part for Candice story when tanaania say (thanks for the meal this would be the first n last hahaha ) 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that part sweet mi

  • @tamianddjvolgs
    @tamianddjvolgs ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Part 2 please. This too funny

  • @DellPitt
    @DellPitt ปีที่แล้ว +23

    No seh the both of you have me on the floor. These date story is beyond crazy. Thanks for this Friday night laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shariashakaydavidson5861
    @shariashakaydavidson5861 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need part 2 we need part 2 we need part 2

  • @petrinegordon
    @petrinegordon ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ok this has be said, how do we know that Wayda's situation is good? What if the reason he's treating her so well is because he hasn't gotten his green card or his citizenship yet? I mean she didn't say how long they've been married. Based on the experience she had with him it's still possible that the man maybe using her.

    • @sarinasmall6619
      @sarinasmall6619 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All that and I still don't get why Peter take wayda off the property where she had her all inclusive food to go to a restaurant where he had no plans to pay

    • @nombre1248
      @nombre1248 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarinasmall6619 a long time him did wah try it

    • @petrinegordon
      @petrinegordon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sarina Small Exactly! And there are restaurants on the all inclusive property there's nothing they needed to leave for.

  • @abigailhenry271
    @abigailhenry271 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes the video I've been waiting on lol 😆 😂 🤣 😅

  • @nashchill2002
    @nashchill2002 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need more!!!

  • @racquelesquire
    @racquelesquire ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So wait dey...Wayda spent airfare, and resort money. The man got a nice resort stay and couldn't pay for the restaurant dinner and then had the audacity to ask for gas money. Smh.
    Then she married him and bring him up. That man has skills. 🤣

  • @sheriffaduncan4666
    @sheriffaduncan4666 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need part 2 for this

  • @alemanda3093
    @alemanda3093 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Perry laugh always a kill mi off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Michellesworld007
    @Michellesworld007 ปีที่แล้ว

    This wasn’t long enough. Had me crying til my nose ran. Pt2

  • @lifewithbrie
    @lifewithbrie ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Listen! Stop going on dates with ppl that have been persuing u for a long time most times they jus want to get you out to embarrass you like some sort of payback for not giving them the chance when they initially wanted! I will never ever give that chance to smaddy wah a look Mi how long.

  • @britneybrown8103
    @britneybrown8103 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wayda is a sugar mommy