jesse pinkman being dumb for 4 minutes
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- Jesse is sometimes dumb
there might a lot more moments but i preferred to stick with these.
but Walt is always there being a teacher to him.
TimeStamps:
0:00 your chemistry education is over
0:25 a jesse thing
0:34 chemical disincorporation
0:52 Can't even pronounce
1:20 motivational white
1:33 gun jesse gun
2:13 Blow fish
2:42 DBAA!!!!! obviously.
3:00 uggghh WIRE
3:23 Ebola
3:50 It's basic chemistry yo
Thanks for watching
Hope you enjoyed it.
#breakingbad #jessepinkman #aaronpaul #jessepinkmanfunny
Breaking Bad (2008-2013)
Created by | Vince Gilligan
Cast : Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, Bob Odenkirk, Dean Norris, Anna gunn - บันเทิง
The sadder he got, the more intelligent he became.
We gotta thank Walt for that
maybe the other way around, the more intelligent he got, the sadder he became
Smarter people are actually less happy
Nah he just had less time to be stupid cz of his depression
@@Serpent947 Maybe I am smart...
I love how Jesse learns things from people smarter than him and automatically uses the knowledge to show his less smarter friends and basically bullies them for being dumb it’s hilarious 😂
Jus like me fr
You basically just described 99% of people
That's kafkaesque
@@dani01949 best comment by far 🤣
*than... smarter than. 🤦
Seeing Jesse go from a goofy stereotype of a stoner to a legitimately depressed person who's been traumatized by all the shit Walt's put him through was such a sad experience to watch
Jane dying was her fault because doing strong stuff is a death sentence. She was a ticking time bomb without Walt's interference. All she wanted was money and drugs and never cared for him
It really breaks my heart what happened to jesse, that's why I cannot rewatch it.
But it's not real, he is just a fictional character from a TV series called Breaking Bad. None of this happened in real life.
@@DataLog damn it's like people have emotions or sum
@@danielhernandez2575 ikr
Jesse could have sucessfully dodged over half the trauma he got in this series if he committed to his idea of moving to Oregon.
Or something
@@charlierenwick3682 what
@@billcosta Oregon or something
@@Cookivirus or what
@@billcosta its because jesse said "Oregan or something"
"ahhh WIRE~" he sounds so proud of himself 💀💀💀
Lol
time stamp?
@@ashleybursch2804 man it’s literally a four minute video 💀
he's right, its an ELEMENT, so yes wire works
3:16
Alternate ending: “Jesse moves to Oregon or something”
XD
I mean Alaska is something
@@LucyAyler Yeah, but Jesse moving to Oregon by this point would have saved him a lot of pain and anguish.
Oregon is amazing
We’d want that
I really like how the situation in the beginning where Jesse messes up with the acid and disposing of the body could have been VERY easily avoided if Walt had taken five seconds to explain that the acid won’t eat through plastic, but it would eat through metal, ceramic etc.. Kind of a testament to how his ego always ends up causing both of them trouble.
So there's that...
That’s a very Walt thing to do. Instead of being helpful, he talks Jesse down to make him feel like an idiot, then proceed to sell how good his class is and why his students are dumb for not listening. In reality he’s just a very boring teacher.
@@nathanscott9585 He is inconsistently boring, when he actually wants to teach something to someone he does an amazing job, demonstrated by the whole thermite story he made, if he actually cared back then even someone like Jesse could have been good at chemistry
Well he was boozin, so I'm fairly certain he couldn't careless about explaining it to him, and if I can remember he was about to be high right after.
@@iken1308 deputy meal.
Jesse is the real example of 'you learn by doing, not just learning'
Its easy to learn some basic chemistry from jesse more than some professor teaching yoo😂
If you are dumb, you learn by doing, if you are an average human, you can learn anyway
@prafulyadav661 then I suppose you can code in any programming language without even practising a single minute
@@asfandsoomro9725 practice of that particular language falls under learning, not doing, that's how they teach you, doing refers to doing as in real life scenarios.
Practice is not doing, it's learning.
@@asfandsoomro9725If you didn't understand, read this comment.
For example, you practice math a lot, that won't come under doing and learning, that doing refers to real life scenarios, this doing here, is practice, which you do for learning purposes.
When you learn physics through practical, that's not learning by doing, that's learning by learning, but when, say a worker who has never took a physics class, learns a particular principle of physics just bcoz his work involves it, that's learning by doing, get the difference?
I fucking love the moment at 1:04 where Jesse straight up decides to give up and skip town just because he can't follow a simple shopping list. Relatable
😂
'simple shopping list' yeah because you'd be able to buy every item on it for sure
921 ASB yeah, I could
@@dwightschrute4506 Yeah we know you can Dwight, but idk anyone else
He should’ve stuck to his dumb self and avoid everything that was coming his way
"Im a blowfish! Imma blowfish this up."
yes you fuckin will Jesse, yes you will.
it's been 10 months and nobody has replied to you...
fine i'll do it myself.
@@movieriffs and i ll reply to you
That scene was so wholesome
smoke it like you mean it!
I fucking loved that one XD
2:36 "yeaaahhhh blowfishin' this up" really killed me 😂 I love this sudden switch from optimist Jesse back to junky Jesse 🤣
I'm a chemistry teacher.. i know the disappointment of Walter when he hears wire 😂
Start cooking crystal meth
Nope not on Heisenberg's watch.
@@swedhanraman3674 That won't matter if you cook and sell somewhere that's out of his territory
Wanna cook?
Aaaaaaahhhhh wire!
Don't forget the "secret ingredient" he told Tuco about when they were trying to poison him. "It's chili powder" lol
I fwken screamed when he said that
But like, even if the poisoning worked, Walt said it himself: it would take days for the poison to kick in. Tuco would've taken them across the border by that point. Both options were stupid as hell.
ion like CHILI POWDER jesse. run jsszi
@@bigt100 and then tuco said “I hate chili powder”
u can just see the cringe pour out of walter's eyes when he says it too..he's like "i told u about the dam chili powder"
The wire scene never fails to make me laugh
FR 😂
Uhhh wireeee
something about his face yelling IM FUCKING SURE OF THIS
His face when he says WIRE🤪
Dude's cheesin so hard over being so sure that the element in question is wire lmao
Early Walt and Jesse were the best. Like first 3 seasons. It was so realistic like if you put this really smart chemistry teacher with like the dumbest kid in his class, it was just so accurate. The look on Jesse's face when Walt was explaining stuff was so priceless. You could tell he was trying so hard not to disappoint lmao
2:36 will forever be my favorite Pinkman quote
It's a testament to how much his character grown that there are no scenes here from S4 or S5
I mean him letting those homeless people turn his house into a shithole was pretty dumb
@@mappingshaman5280 in defense of Jesse, that was less of him being dumb and more of him being depressed and broken because of the guilt he has over killing Gale
@@mappingshaman5280 He ended up cleaning all the mess by himself tbf.
I mean he a really dumb moment in el Camino
He was legit stupid the entire show my man
I like how the creators were going to kill Jesse off, but liked him so much that they decided to keep him alive, but basically put him through a year of torture
And it elevated his character so much
And then he became the protagonist and main character
Blowfishin' all up
I'm honestly glad they didn't kill him off, his arc of becoming drug free made the show way better.
that's not what happened. they kept him alive becasue of aaron's chemistry with bryan on the set
i've always absolutely loved that despite jesse not really being the respectful type he always calls walt mr. white, it gives him this beautiful innocence throughout the show, even the little details helo add to the characters depth
1:40 I love how Walt sounds like he’s mocking him but he’s really just clarifying how many times to shoot😂
oh, he's mocking him
Jesse: What are we building?
Walt: You said it yourself.
Jesse: A robot?!
Walt: ... A battery.
One of my favorites 😂
Yeah😂😂
😂😂😂
Imagine they actually built a robot to take out Gus lol
@@demonsuckafucka6828 If only they put Tony Stark in that lab
@@docbrown2045 methtron
Man really went from “aaahhhhh wire” to being the second best cook alive
Well technically 1st because Walt is dead so W for Jesse
If Jesse becomes a parent his dad lore is gonna be insane 🤣
@@auser6789ty for spoiler mf
I mean Walt died so that would make Jesse the best
@@epicfan1598Not a cook anymore
1:19 his face is priceless
The last part of this video actually shows a crucial part of Jesse's character.
Jesse isn't stupid. He was always capable of learning, he just never tried until later in his character arc.
Lack of knowledge doesn't mean lack of intelligence. Jesse came up with genious ideas in 5th season remember, both ideas of magnet and the way they would rob the train came from Jesse.
That's the grown up jesse, literally a year after from these scenes
I think that was kind of the point of Jesse’s arc. He had self esteem issues because of his parents which caused him to think he was dumb but chances are he actually has a very high IQ and just has ADD. His little brother is a prodigy so he may have had similar pitentisl but just went down a bad path.
Are you a real person?
@@amolkhobaragade Are u a moron?
Is it just me or does Jesse shrink before my eyes?
Sometimes, Walt is being dumb. He could just have told Jesse that the chemicals in the hydrofluic stuff would not react, rather than saying "You're stupid, listen to me"
Walt is egotistical and petty enough to fuel his pride by calling people stupid
yeah he's always dumb
He wasn’t feeling it tbh. You even just don’t feel like explaining something
@@BervikGameShorts I think Walt would be better of as a drug manufacturer than he would be a teacher in that case.
Honestly, Walt is being dumb for using hydrofluoric acid in the first place. Sodium hydroxide would have been much better (and also much easier to come by).
The ebola conversation always kills me
Jesse’s strongest quality was his ability to learn. He was the best at learning compared to everyone else in the show.
"What if I like go down to Mexico and everything is written in Mexican like I don't know that" got to be one of my favorite lines by Jesse.
"El Axero!"
"What if I go down to Mexico and everything is yellow? Like, I don't know that."
Same!
"What if all the equipment is in Mexican?!"
Don't go there it's all yellow 😂😂
He shouldn't be this cute I love him so much
ikr
Same
God, I thought I was the only one...he's such a cute and lovable character, I love him.
Poor jesse
@@collinabrams262 he was alright in the earlier episodes
Jesse is very lucky to have Badger in his life 😂. Badger is "Jesse's Jesse". Jesse becomes "Walt-tier" when Badger is around🏆
Your Wordplay📈🤝🏻
Jesse single-handedly makes breaking bad seem like a comedy show.
Ahhhhh wire
"Its basic chemistry yoo"😂
That's my favourite part 😹
Lewangoalskiiiii
i failed chemistry last yr and on a character quiz of over 100 questions i got like a 70% match for jesse 😭💀
@@konitrix3166 🥶🥶😶🌫️
you have fun with your future drug career, plumpopz
Dont fail at school, youll regret it
And if all else fails, just move to Alaska
xD intern somewhere cooking blue sky to learn chem
The "Aaaah, wire!" will never stop being hilarious.
That wire part always kills me
It's in the periodic table. Wire. It's Wr the 176th element
i like to think he by the end of the series he wouldve aced that highschool chemistry class
Oh yeah, his meth became as good as Walt's
He probably could teach a chemistry class
He doesn't understand anything about chemistry outside of the simple process of cooking meth and he only got good at that by copying what Walt did. There even is an entire plot-line about how he can't do the most simple thing when trying to teach the Mexican cartel how to cook.
yeah I would've
Yeah he could replicate Walt's meth perfectly but I doubt he understood how all the steps actually worked and what each step did on a molecular level. He just followed steps. We saw that when he went in Mexico and the scientists made fun of him for not knowing how to make hydrofluoric acid
@@jobhighschoolofcrosscity8430 If I recall, you can prepare hydrofluoric acid by mining some fluorite minerals and reacting it with concentrated sulfuric acid in a double-displacement reaction to yield calcium sulfate and hydrofluoric acid. The calcium sulfate should precipitate out since it’s not very soluble, so you can just filter it out to leave you with pure hydrofluoric acid.
Either way though, I would love to imagine or even read an alternate-timeline fanfiction where Jesse pulls out of the meth business early and use his money to go to college to pursue a chemistry degree (maybe even in New Zealand with Jane enrolling in a fine arts program), thereby cutting his losses and saving himself from a life filled with anguish and death.
bro the acting at 3:15 is on point on both ends, the reactions are way too fucking real
You missed the scene where he thought Walt was going to build a robot to fix the RV. I love that part 🤣
I love how walt and jesse still have the student and teacher dynamic in season 1 and 2
3:17 I'm dying 😭😭😭😭😭
RIP
W i r e
I paused the episode there to laugh
I know that look on walt's face.
That's the look some teachers gave me.
Sheer disappointment. Lol!
the delivery kills me everytime 😂
3:15 Had me dying 😭😭
Ik he’s like ahhh wire
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I WAS DYING WHEN WALTS SMILE FELL
These clips together make this seem TOTALLY like a comedy show.
he's the silly goofster goofy guy, a goofy goober, a silly man, a devious prankster, he's in a silly mood
I love their friendship in Season 1-2 😂
And then it became dark 😔
"Friendship" like even back then he wasn't a piece of shit to Jesse lmao
As much as I would love them to be the best of friends, that really never happened.
Season 1 and 2 best BB seasons
It's so weird to me how before watching the show, i saw people talk about how Walter saw jesse as a son or how close they were.
Never in the entire show i spotted that, they pretty much hated each other throughout the entirety of it lmao
Yeah then it becomes sad 😢 deaths trauma
1:19 his facial expressions are so funny
Say what you will about Jesse but that kid had a heart of gold amongst a sea of vile people.
I always feel a deep connection with him especially in season 3 as I also struggled from heroin addiction and they do a pretty decent job of depicting it.
I like how depending on what parts of this show you focus on it can have so many different themes. Like theres probably someone out there who thinks Breaking Bad is just a comedy show because of all the memes
You missed "cowhouse" :D
oh no!!!
The best scene
Ww: Cow house (Sighs)..God please save me
Where they sleep.. the cows!
And the part where he said his last name was Jackson🤣
1:15 this is the most highschool teacher motivational speech ever
I was about 20 years old when this show aired and I had the biggest crush on Jesse. At the deepest part of him, he was a kind soul, lost in a difficult world. He lacked love and affection from his parents, and didn’t know his role in life. Of course using substances isn’t the right way to deal with hardships, but it’s easily available and when you’re young, it’s very hard to know how to overcome pain without a proper role model.
At least he has a comprehensive understanding of magnets
Honestly the "Ahh wire" bit is just the most funniest thing he's ever said.
3:05
"Ahhhh.. Wire!"
Gets me everytime 😂😂
Everyone needs a life teacher like Waltuh.
Jesse was never dumb, just immature. Walt always saw potential in Jesse.
when he said “what if all the equipment is in mexican”
"I'm moving to Oregon or something" that would've been a good move
the wire scene is the most comedic, most funny and most entertaining scene in the whole show, it stands on its own
2:35 is the best 😂
Even Waltuh is choking, although he didn't smoke yet 😁
jesse getting into the plastic bin sped up is just too funny 💀
2:37 YEAAAH! Blow fishin' this up! 😂
2:54 OK, so uh, what's... What's DBAA?
- Don't Be An A&&hole.
... gotcha. 😂😂😂
3:17 Uhhh! WIREEEEE! 😂😂😂
- Yeah, copper.
4:03 Wow, you really know your sh..!
- It's basic chemistry, yo! 😂😂
yes thank you for quoting what we just watched
Oh thanks I nearly missed it while blinking
@@endangeredmexican9644 same believe it or not
One of My favorite parts of the series is how Jesse goes from an idiot to being almost as smart as Walter
“It’s basic chemistry yo” 😂
The Dark Knight theme song with basic chemistry was 🔥
I thought I was the only one that noticed it
Lol every time seeing Walt coughing in the background while Jesse “blowfishes this up” fucking kills me
"The first day of your new life" Little did he know...
_Ah wire!_
I think Jesse is actually smart, his real
problem is he has strong ADHD
Exactly
His real problem is that he is a spineless coward.
@@thedarklord8770 Ig you haven’t watched El Camino
Nah he just had a drug issue at a young age
You need a medical degree to diagnose ADHD
I think ur just retarded and this is literally how every drug addict acts. Had a friend in highschool who would come to school every other day off of his pain meds, he spoke and acted exactly like season 1 jesse
It was amazing seeing throughout every episode of the first season to see jesses eye get back to normal
Absolutely love the ending omg you are genius sir!
Seeing Jesse like this makes me happy
Alternative title: Jesse being relatable for 3 minutes 😆
The editing is amazing lmfao why is this not viral?🤣
Well it is now
I love how when he says "any decent acid's gonna eat right through this", he lowers his voice mid sentence realizing he probably shouldn't be saying something like that out loud
I'm so grateful that we live in a world where things like these exists.
jesse: opossum what is that, makes it sound like he’s Irish or something
walt: jesse what the fuck are you talking about
70% of the people watching this would make the same mistakes jesse made lmao
It’s got a secret ingredient…. CHILI POWDER
I don’t think 70% of the people watching would think that “wire” is an element
thank youu... these people need to be humbled 😩
@@epicfan1598 you don’t get out much do you?
how much i love this man
The level of creativity and attention to detail in this video is off the charts. movieriffs really knows how to set themselves apart from their unique concepts and storytelling. It's evident that the creators put a lot of effort into making their videos standout as a piece of content history.
Jesse’s dialogue can be narrowed down to
1. Yo!
2. Mr. White!
3. *dumb stuff
4. *BIATCH*
The way he said wire😂
Gotta love when Walt can’t help but try and teach
Jesse: I'm moving to Oregon
Walter: Fine I don't need you
*end credits
"jessie is dumb" the same people who are gonna pretend they knew what walter was talking about half the time lmao
He’s talking about things studied at high school it’s not that deep
I’m a blowFIIIIIIISH!! YEEEAAHHHHH!!!!!
2:35
Lmao that motivation scene was wonderfully editted
*”You are a blowfish”* 😭
Comparing Jesse here and Jesse in El Camino is like comparing 2 diffrent characters
The funny thing is the show is over and i bet that Jesse don’t even know the “Basic Chemistry Yo”
He cooked good meth for the neo nazis though, you'd have to at least have some knowledge to do that
On the contrary, I’d like to think Jesse had a solid enough education from Walt to be able to go to college and pursue a degree in chemistry, especially if he had cut his losses and left the meth business early enough with Jane and moved to New Zealand like they planned (with Jane maybe using another chunk their money to enter a fine arts degree program). Like, one way to really stick it to Walt, if Jesse so desires, would be if Jesse advanced far enough to get a doctorate in chemistry with a dissertation on, say, enantiomer-selective reductive animation reactions, because Walt doesn’t even have a doctoral degree if I recall, so Jesse can gloat about it over him.
ignorance is bliss. jesse was happiest when he didn't know a thing
this is truly the moment jesse pinkman became blowfish
0:35 TREAD LIGHTLY.
Love the Malcolm in the Middle style caption lettering.
Waltuh calling Jesse dumb yet he thinks multiple bodyshots would be more effective than a single headshot
Once a wise man said
Ricin
Rice and beans
Most people probably don't even know what Walter is saying about Chemistry half the time...
Ah yes my favorite element
Wire
The face Jesse made when he said "wire" always gets me 😂
He’s adorable