As a Canadian watching you pronounce almost all of Canada’s provinces and territories wrong gave me cancer, AIDS, and Covid all at the same time. Thanks Mellon 🙏🏾
The US was always going to win because it had a lot more colonies, so more armies, and also it’s villages are smaller so it is a lot harder for Canada to keep any territories it takes.
not manifest destiny, revolutionary war and 1812 which is basically revolutionary war 2.0. Also it wasn't really america invading during the revolutionary war, it was more of just some drunk general defying orders and trying to win himself glory
Canada's total population may have been higher for quite a bit(thanks in part to it's northern territory being shielded from the initial back and forth), but as you saw, it's military size was far lower. I think this is because Canada sent the bulk of their army on the naval raids to take California and the South, and they all eventually got mauled down as fighting that far from home meant the angry villagers tipped the balance against them majorly.
Me at the start when Canada was winning: *tempted to comment that the US irl has more population, better economy and better military* me at the end: Oh cool
🇬🇧: sorry was I late 🇨🇦: yeah you were 🇬🇧: ow sorry mate please don’t end our relationship we could have yous over where we are 🇨🇦: we just miss our home land bud 🇬🇧: alright mate I will come down to the us and have a nigotiation 🇺🇸: hey man what do you want 🇬🇧: well mate just here to say if we could buy the land back ????
as a canadian myself I want to understand in what world we stand a chance against the US? The only good traits we have are notre bien francais au quebec and our hunting rifles you can buy at home depot lol
As a Canadian watching you pronounce almost all of Canada’s provinces and territories wrong gave me cancer, AIDS, and Covid all at the same time. Thanks Mellon 🙏🏾
same but i am not sick
I think he pronounced Ontario wrong in like 5 different ways
@@jameshill4835 “OnTARio”
@@winestatue ontohrio
@@jameshill4835 0thora
The least realistic part of this was people actually fighting over Ontario
Ontario is the most important province. Most Canadians live there, the Prime Minister lives there, and Ontario has the national capital: Ottawa.
@@toddboyce3599 I still don’t want it
@@jameshill4835 Why?
@@wenthepanda2132 it smells of stabbings and politics
@@jameshill4835 bru
Started with Alaska. Ended with Alaska.
It comes full circle
Mellon I respect your videos but how is Canada ever supposed to win against the country that has Ohio 💀
New video ohio versus the world OHIO WINS
You know nothing about Canada, do you? Ohio is where Canadians go to vacation from the Alberta Rat Police
Ohio is just Saskatchewan if Saskatchewan was interesting.
You don't
Canada + Ohio vs. the US. Canada would then win
Canada at peace: We're sorry!
Canada at war: *You're* sorry!
Geneva suggestions
hearing Mellon mispronounce Canadian provinces and territories is funny to me
No way he just called Quebec “Q-Beck”
well he called Newfouldnand "New Found Land"
@@DubLonia oh yeah i missed that lol
As a American citizen that likes The Philippines myself, it’s pronounced (QWA-BECK)
@@KingdomOfSanMarino i’m American, but I pronounce it “CREW-BECK” probably because I’m Chinese too
The way he pronounces the Candian provinces makes me want to cry.
At least he pronounced Nova Scotia correctly. I knew a dude who said it as “No-Vah Scot-ee-uh”
Wait, It's not Noh-Vah Scot-ee-ah?
“Nobody survives going through Ohio!” Really got me😂
The US was always going to win because it had a lot more colonies, so more armies, and also it’s villages are smaller so it is a lot harder for Canada to keep any territories it takes.
Its villages are smaller, but the villagers aren't small.
US had plot armor due to how much people there are watching this video from the US
Yeah but since Canada has bigger provinces it has way larger armies making capture easier
nah its because USA has the goated Ohio ☠️
@@Enternamehere236fr Americans are big
i think you should’ve frozen the north to add more realism. good video!
I agree. Though more realism would have been worse for Canada. Its impossible for them to have a similar population to usa
@@brentmorris7780yeah they only have the population of California and at least 90% of which are within a hundred miles of the border
As an American I’ve wondered why we started with less army
Same
It’s funny Canada did some sneak attacks, right up the alley of how Canada would do it
The USA once tried to take over Canada during the expansion west
We lost terribly, obviously
not manifest destiny, revolutionary war and 1812 which is basically revolutionary war 2.0. Also it wasn't really america invading during the revolutionary war, it was more of just some drunk general defying orders and trying to win himself glory
It’s for the best, y’all don’t want to be up here
@@jameshill4835 nah Canada goated just like usa, just stay away from Toronto or Quebec
@@officerbug idk man I’m living in AB rn it sucks pretty solid ass
Except for stampede, stampede is good.
@@jameshill4835 fair enough
As a Canadian Mellon…. You’re pronunciation of the Canadian provinces… especially Saskatchewan… 😂 it hurt
Hearing him mispronounce Ontario and Saskatchewan gave me a migraine
Even as an American I am angry at the mispronunciation of every single Canadian province
And that's another awesome video! Mellon good job!
The real W for Canada was having an American not know how to pronounce our provinces
As a Canadian this video pleases me
Sorry and thank you !
Canada's total population may have been higher for quite a bit(thanks in part to it's northern territory being shielded from the initial back and forth), but as you saw, it's military size was far lower. I think this is because Canada sent the bulk of their army on the naval raids to take California and the South, and they all eventually got mauled down as fighting that far from home meant the angry villagers tipped the balance against them majorly.
ill love your content ❤
50% of Canada's population live below that line in the thumbnail
I like ur videos keep it up
Antario got me laughing my Canadian ass off 😂😂
Thank you for enabling my unhealthy sadistic urges :)
My device would crash with that population they have ☠️☠️
Me at the start when Canada was winning: *tempted to comment that the US irl has more population, better economy and better military* me at the end: Oh cool
You are starting to sound more and more like Drew Durnil lol
I was thinking that too
You should redo this with a mod that makes every citizen in the US have enough weapons for themselves and a few friends.
yeah no way in hell Texas falls before Calif 🤣🤣
@@themage1016 or louisiana for that matter
"On-TAR-ee-oh" why the heck can't you pronounce anything I'm dying
How unlikely do you want this to be
Him: yessssiirrr
US government after watching this :
hmmm...
😁
it would be funny if russia just in the middle of the video got on an UFO and captured EVERYONE.
Me when Canda attack Arkasas NO DONT KILL ME HELP😂
3:14 so nothing changed
“Erm actually you forgot the state of Indiana” -🤓☝️
represents the history of canada and usa in one vid
I found the time traveler
@@whoknows4780 yes you got me
0:53 BRO YUKON POPULATION
'''Im about to stop saying sorry.''
Ontario was the North american Crimea at the end😂😂
The world but everything goes opposite
Me: *whats happening in the video* yeah it makes sense
*end of the war*
Me: nvm it back to normal world
Amazing pronunciation of noonavoot
How did you get custom borders??? I really need to know dis
"five provinces left" no its three teritories and two provinces
Quick question, how do u make borders that u want? Is it a mod?
You sound like drew durnil
I can see that
One question, can I somehow download this map from the workshop or smth?
how do you simulate these
ngl at first the us didn't have the brain capacity to defend from candas sneak attacks
"Angery villagers is turned on"
Obviously America 🇺🇸
You said Newfoundland wrong lol, Newfoundlanders say “Newfoundland” not “New-Found-Land”
Some hood WorldBox content!
This is the medieval universe of our world :)
Looks like war plan red could be used after all
LONGUE VIE AU CANADA !
Et surtout au Québec
Do one with south Africa and it's bordering countries
How did you do this on the game? Is it like a mod?
what mods are you using?
I made this map by myself and it's a big success
Yukon, north west territories and Nunavut are territories😊
🇬🇧: sorry was I late
🇨🇦: yeah you were
🇬🇧: ow sorry mate please don’t end our relationship we could have yous over where we are
🇨🇦: we just miss our home land bud
🇬🇧: alright mate I will come down to the us and have a nigotiation
🇺🇸: hey man what do you want
🇬🇧: well mate just here to say if we could buy the land back ????
You need to work on saying the Canadian territories right. Overall a great vid
The songs I thought of in this video: oh Canada and bethoven’s 3rd Symphony
Me: California is the populated state in America.
The game: no its the least populated.
accurate fallout pre-war thing
Mellon: we have every US state.
Me: you forgot Rhode Island and most of the first 13 states
Too small to put on the map 🫤
Even me, being an American, knew how pronounce Quebec. Mellon, I fear what your Canadian acc3nt would be like. Love your vids
As a Canadian I am disappointed in my country now
This is not the first time I see this everytime
i felt pain every time he tried to pronounce canadian provinces/ territories
Why u sound like drew durnil
Top 10 new words in this video: Ontahrio, seskettchuwan and more
Hold up.. is that stardew valley music playing in the backround?
If they was to take Alaska then yea it would be an challenge
“ we have every state” New England👁️👄👁️
I know damn well Canada doesn't have that must population in the north😭💀
how do you manage to get the state and country borders so acurately
I wish we could see everything getting nuked at the end. Would be pretty accurate 🙂
How can I see the numbers of my Divisional army like in this video
OK HOW DO YOU DO THIS IN THAT GAME I have it but how do you do that like get acctural countries in it
Ohio:SWANG LIKE OHIO
Canada: oh shi-
Ohio:*defeats canada
he needs to do a video where he must pronounce canadain things correctly or ELSE
Nice video!
novia scotia on top
can u send me the link on where u got this map
When oil is found in canada
they went for alberta first (it has 10% of worlds oil)
The war between my two favorite country and my country won USA
GO CANADA
The fact that you grouped all of New England together, but you left states like Virginia and West Virginia separate from each other is just, wow.
0:23 Yes, it is a new founded land
You saying Ontario wrong made me fell crazy I live in Ontario
bro on-tario y that gave me every disease possible
Hey cna you tell me how to get teh full earth map?
Bro said on-tarr-eo😭
as a canadian myself I want to understand in what world we stand a chance against the US? The only good traits we have are notre bien francais au quebec and our hunting rifles you can buy at home depot lol
Why was this game realistic at the end
Do France and england next
evey non american is rooting for canada
No
super video