this comment will not really make sense to people who watch this (short) video in a couple of years... not knowing the previous one is about the stale coca cola can.
@@unperrier5998 however, they could be binge watching Michael's old shorts, and they'd eventually stumble upon that one. Also, you saying that gave enough context for them
@SUBSCRIBO Very confident of you to call them false theories. Do you have a competing hypothesis, and what evidence do you have to support it? I don't know if what he said is correct, but I don't see a problem with accepting it as plausible. Being slightly wrong about the age of water on Earth isn't a big deal.
@SUBSCRIBO Exactly. People don't take what he says as the absolute truth because no one really knows anything, but what he gives us are the most logical and acceptable answers. That's why they're called theories.
It depends if you poured it in or drink it. If you fill your glass to 50% it is half full. If your glass was full and you drink half of it, it is half empty 🤷♂️
he has said plenty of times, making a full Vsauce video requires the information to be somewhat linked. these shorts, as micheal said before, are the results of "i can't make a whole video with some bits of knowledge... so i turn them into shorts." and as a result, all the shorts you see are failed, unusuable bits of information which on thier own are interesting enough, but in a full vsauce video, would be boring, drawn out, lazy and otherwise counter to the idea behind the Vsauce. i'd take 4 months per video than 50 second clips. but i'd rather 50 second clips than to be bored of Vsauce.
@@darrennew8211Yeah something to do with some of the bottles have something called, "bpa". Also unfortunately, it's accused of way more than just giving water than just bad taste. However, definitely do your own research as certain diseases seem to involve somewhat, but aren't specifically caused by bpa. On the other hand, enough of a headache that buying a non-plastic or bpa container is a worthy purchase.
I’m gonna invent a new word here for pre-sun water. Preheliosic (Pree-He-lee-o-sick) meaning Something that predates the sun/is older than the sun. [Please tell me if there is a word for this that I did not create]
sadly it didn’t work as well as it normally does since the beard already had stored quite anlogt of water and reached its maximum. (no trust bro, it’s true)
Water killed my brother ! I HATE WATER. I don't know how to hurt it tho I've just been turning it in to steam. But I didn't think about people being 70% water, I think I have a new plan.
"Your honour: if we assume that the human body is 70% water, 50% of which is older than the sun, which in turn is roughly 4.5*10^9 years old, we must be able to conclude that she was AT THE VERY LEAST 1.5*10^9 years old!"
>fills a glass of water >Takes a sip >Spills it everywhere > And says "There Nothing Quite as fresh glass of water" >Starts Explaining water lore >Refuses to elaborate >Leaves
@@eliousef4235 you didn't pass mathematics , he said that only between 30 - 50 % of the water is older than the sun, in addition to the 60-70 % of the water in our body If we calculate , the amount of water older than the sun in our body we have between 18-35 %
@@insanepykl3603 I don't think that excuse will hold up in court. Then again physical DNA doesn't mean anything in biology nowdays either so... maybe I'm wrong.
@@insanepykl3603 you do know most of your psychopath or any antisocial diagnosis is most likely to have a IQ of 120-150 which are most likely to be a serial killers
Right on... I totally feel u! The older and more . mature I get, the more content I get to just be myself, and feel comfortable in my own skin. Turns out, I'm pretty fuckin' weird too! lol. And I have learned to love it! As does my friends, family, wife and kids! Let ur freak flags fly folks!... Try and say that 5x fast!
@@seblewongeltima3101 Ikr, just said it cuz i thought that he said it like if we didn't know. It's annoying when people are farming likes retelling what happened in the video.
Yeah, V6 tech can almost handle it, but after leaving the water in the system for a few seconds, there's really bad damage. They actually didn't mention it in the showcase, so it's not exactly common knowledge, but V7 will likely have a new original water ingestion technology. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the main focus in the next showcase.
I thought he was just washing his oral unit, not ingesting. The Vsauce maintenance manual says to wash with a liquid. His AI learning module just discovered that fresh water is better than ammonia and sulphuric acid😅❤🎉
@@leebiesong2041 because the chemicals they line the interior of the bottle with degrade over time and leech into the water. Same reason why you shouldn't drink it several days after opening it, or after it's been in the hot sun.
@@Johanliebert574YOUR cells are yourself, and i don't think you're older than the sun, also the chances of water being older than the sun are 30-50% so it's a lower percentage since we are only 70% water😊
Tbh if you drink the water now, it won't expire since it won't be exposed to the bottle anymore. And don't worry about any microplastics that may have been transferred into the water before you drank it - your body will make a good job keeping these microplastics for itself so the water you expel comes off clean :)
Except that the of the % of water in the solar system on earth is tiny. And it cycles constantly. So the water you drink is very new by comparison. A bad vsauce video, very misleading
@@FieryMeltman it’s not necessary to use the kind of plastic that ruins the water inside that kind of plastic bottle should be banned there are other plastic bottle options.
he had to spit it out so he didn’t damage his internal electronics
Nice one
Proof he’s a robot
He was spitting facts
Michael 9000 bot
Beep boop
his nanomachines
“How fresh is it?”
“It’s old”
"yes"
@@pimba1114 no
How old we talking
@@Zeldafan48 "very old"
@@Zeldafan48think about elons network he’s worth 287 billion or is he “moon men starts playing”
Micheal is slowly getting addicted to expired drinks.
Congratulationes
The fact that he hearted your comment proves it
**Stuart Ashen has entered the chat**
this comment will not really make sense to people who watch this (short) video in a couple of years... not knowing the previous one is about the stale coca cola can.
@@unperrier5998 however, they could be binge watching Michael's old shorts, and they'd eventually stumble upon that one. Also, you saying that gave enough context for them
That water expires today.
07JUL24. Thanks for posting that, I wouldn’t have checked or known if you hadn’t.
Wow
Mother ofbpearlznxnxowowje
Thats fair
@@loughrin?
Michael keeps posting shorts that answer all the questions I had as a child.
He's a hero.
He also keeps answering questions I didn't know I wanted to ask.
@SUBSCRIBO Very confident of you to call them false theories. Do you have a competing hypothesis, and what evidence do you have to support it?
I don't know if what he said is correct, but I don't see a problem with accepting it as plausible. Being slightly wrong about the age of water on Earth isn't a big deal.
@SUBSCRIBO Exactly. People don't take what he says as the absolute truth because no one really knows anything, but what he gives us are the most logical and acceptable answers. That's why they're called theories.
@@prowers2623 that's not what a theory is, that's what a hypothesis is, a theory is accepted and researched up to the point its accepted as a fact.
What child asks “how old is this water?”
I only drink vintage water... nothing younger than the re-ionization of the universe.
@enrique amaya gods youngest prophet today walks among us, you'll recognise him by his fortnite profile pic
@enrique amaya Jesus hates me
@@chetruane ඞ
@@dlrss1v274 I found amogus
😂
Optimist: the glass is 50% full
Pessimist: the glass is 50% empty
Michael: the glass is 50% pre-historic
Underrated
michaelistic
It depends if you poured it in or drink it. If you fill your glass to 50% it is half full. If your glass was full and you drink half of it, it is half empty 🤷♂️
Me: I eat da glass
Wow, i finally found a thread that isn't talking about drinking each others pee
I couldn't have lived without knowing that I'm probably drinking dinosaur piss, thank you Vsauce.
We are literally drinking the same water that the dinosaurs drank.
Statistically speaking, we are most definitely drinking Dino peepee.
Better yet, we are literally drinking the same water the dinosaurs peed in.
Better yet, we are literally drinking the same water I peed in
@@bluegravestone58 That's between you and me. Leave my kink out of this.
@@marzipancutter8144delicious
imagine living for longer than the sun has only to end up as dasani water
💀💀💀
@@This_Guy18its carbon monoxide but yeah same thing
@@BoBo-pl3ww…🤦♂️
Nestle is the worst tho 🤮
@@BoBo-pl3wwyou… do understand chemistry right?
Vsauce is the only person that can get a job as overthinker
What about literacy teachers?
So these water companies took a product that's been around for 4.6 billion years and made it expirable. Lol
@@GokulOnFire that's sad
You mean philosopher?
Ever heard of CGP Grey?
The algorithm serving this up to me on the day of the waters expiration date is insane.
It's the container that expires, not the water
Thank god the water lasted this long
We're alive just in time for it to expire
We're the ones making it expire
And? So? When? Then? What? But?
@@SimonSenaviev how?
@@Watch-0w1 Plastic
@@Watch-0w1 did you even watch the video
Vsauce is really going off with these yt shorts never seen him post this frequent before
he has said plenty of times, making a full Vsauce video requires the information to be somewhat linked. these shorts, as micheal said before, are the results of "i can't make a whole video with some bits of knowledge... so i turn them into shorts." and as a result, all the shorts you see are failed, unusuable bits of information which on thier own are interesting enough, but in a full vsauce video, would be boring, drawn out, lazy and otherwise counter to the idea behind the Vsauce.
i'd take 4 months per video than 50 second clips. but i'd rather 50 second clips than to be bored of Vsauce.
Yeah it's great!
@@swanclipper yes.
@@swanclipperIf you get bored by watching vsauce videos then you should probably watch something else.
And shorts will be able to be monetized by February 1st
Another day, another existential crisis
LOL
thanks Michael
😰 😅
Don't run from it. You need answers, so find them.
All this information just proves the existence of God 🗿
Fun fact, those expiration dates are for the bottles since they deteriorate over time
I always figured it was just a "you can't sue us after this date" stamp.
@@darrennew8211Yeah something to do with some of the bottles have something called, "bpa". Also unfortunately, it's accused of way more than just giving water than just bad taste. However, definitely do your own research as certain diseases seem to involve somewhat, but aren't specifically caused by bpa. On the other hand, enough of a headache that buying a non-plastic or bpa container is a worthy purchase.
"How would you like your water?"
*"Prehistoric."*
tree fiddy for a bottle o water makes so much more sense now.
Actually every water is "prehistoric", so it's not necessary to specify that.
@@ThanksCaptainObvious bruh
Prebirth
I’m gonna invent a new word here for pre-sun water. Preheliosic (Pree-He-lee-o-sick) meaning Something that predates the sun/is older than the sun. [Please tell me if there is a word for this that I did not create]
"Running water never goes stale, so you gotta just keep on flowing" -Bruce Lee
As a Chinese person who has learned the art of Kung Fu
I can confirm this is true as my Martial Arts instructor has told me this very line
he said water can adapt to any form, be more like water.
As water, I can confirm. Keep me moving and I wont die
Who Bruce Lee
@@LuisCasstle Water can be solid or free, and it can be warm like pee
Rare video footage of Vsause using his beard like a sponge to store water for later
lol that’s too funny
sadly it didn’t work as well as it normally does since the beard already had stored quite anlogt of water and reached its maximum. (no trust bro, it’s true)
it's an adaptation of a human named Vsauce
😂
i can see him doing that
The thumbnail 💀
It's time for Michael to admit he has a drinking problem.
🤣🤣
@OwO ok
@owo2561Wasn't going to
*sighs* dont we all... dont we all
Like the movie "Airplane" but.. but... I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said.
Ever since 2013, this man has made me question every single damn thing about my life.
But what is life....
but what is the whole meaning of life
Why life is life and why it is called life
But why do we question life when life came after water, life doesn’t know anything about water
What is life? Music starts…
Michael: Mmmh... There's nothing like a fresh glass of water
Machel's beard: same mate
Bro machel is the best
Fr
Proper beard care is important :)
@Eroxally Um actually its Michael but just a typo 🤓👆
@@Alwayscommentseverydayno, It's Machel, the beard, and, afaik, he drinks water too
DRINK IT FAST MICHAEL! IT EXPIRES TODAY 7/7/24
Michael needs to watch that youtube tutorial on how to drink water.
😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
i love that from all the times we’ve seen Michael apparently cannot or does not drink water
Suspicious...
We have the same birthday
He has a drinking problem.
That's because he's an alien pretending to be human. Just hear to teach us some shit
Rabies
Me: This is a lot to take in… I’ll go outside to get some fresh air
Michael: *how fresh?*
*stops breathing*
Stops breathing**
What is the air you breathe? Well it’s O2 molecules that you inhale to keep you alive. Or is it? 🤨
*AHHHHHH*
Well technically you are breathing air that everyone else breathed it's just filter through the plants first
The water expired a week ago r.i.p vsauce water
“If you like water you already like 70% of me”
Water killed my brother ! I HATE WATER.
I don't know how to hurt it tho I've just been turning it in to steam. But I didn't think about people being 70% water, I think I have a new plan.
@@mitchellcastillo2858 you are 70% water. You killed your brother. You are your own monster. And yet. You are one of us.
Good cuz I don't like it 😼
Actually an adult male is around 60% water while an adult female is around 50% water. You probably have a disease called ligma
Hitler drank water, you are literally a nazi
wait...
Vsauce is the only productive thing I’ve done today.
Same
😳
Ayo hold up 🤨📷
Same. Class is canceled for me today, so I'm counting this as my daily education.
Edit: Something's wrong, I can feel it🤨
>_> I beg your pardon?
**spits out**
“MMM”
wdym? Isn’t that how you’re supposed to drink it?
@@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore LOL WHAT
Sharing is caring! Let the floor have some too!
@@tomwanders6022 yes 🔥
Average vsause fans 😅
Bro talked about fresh water now turning it to a space story
Vsauce is the only person that "knows" how old water is but has no clue how to drink it
Lmao
😂😂😂
There's something weirdly uncanny bout watching a man casually drop his mouthfull of water iut while remarking on how scrumptious and tasty it is
@@lilpetz500he drinks it, not for sustenance, but for enjoyment
@@lilpetz500like Harry Potter
>More than half of water we drink is older than the sun
>Humans are 70% water
"Your honour: if we assume that the human body is 70% water, 50% of which is older than the sun, which in turn is roughly 4.5*10^9 years old, we must be able to conclude that she was AT THE VERY LEAST 1.5*10^9 years old!"
all elements in the universe are older than the "sun"
@@AmirSatt but all the compounds are not. Also, due to fission and fusion different samples have different ages
@@AmirSatt
It's a joke, bro
I know I know, I am just a nerd lol
Michael should watch a tutorial on 'how to drink water' .
He has a drinking problem.
😂😅
Pretty sure HowToBasic has a video just for that
Men... so cringe...
@@Ou20doIbereeh, what are you talking about
@@Ou20doIbere you… so fatherless…
“Hey vsauce Michael here” “…” “where are your fingers” *missing fingers* “😔”
"Sir, I just wanted to know what food you wanted to order."
This needs to have more likes
No it doesn't@@CYBER_games7
@@CYBER_games7It doesn't. You can find this exact same comment in every Vsauce or in-depth science short ever.
🤣🤣😭
@@dogg92It's still funny every time
> goes to an antique store
> whips out bottles of water
> rich
400th like :D
@@SPOOKY_PLAYS oh wow, i didn't even realise there were so many likes. Congrats on the perfect number
ima wait till it's 468 so I can make 469
Underrated comment tbf
🤣🤣🤣🤣
>fills a glass of water
>Takes a sip
>Spills it everywhere
> And says
"There Nothing Quite as fresh glass of water"
>Starts Explaining water lore
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
Thanks for the transcript
Classic vsause
giga chad
chadsauce
First time here?
Your videos are so amazing ,it makes me curious as to how even the fundamental things in our life have such history behind❤⚛️🌌
Michael does a good job explaining something while being a scary superior being
Korea.. take notes!
Theory he is a sort of sleeper agent, and when the music kicks in, it codes his brain with superior knowledge
@enriqueamaya3883brother learn more about Islam
The Gman
Careful guys the new prophet’s here and will be recognisable by his Fortnite pfp@enriqueamaya3883
Water doesn't expire, the containers we use to store water expire
Plastic has a synthetic estrogen as it breaks down!
I think everyone is in agreement!!!!
He never said it did
Water expires cuz of the containers and needs treatment before you can drink it
Yes, but the container breaks down and then contaminats the water. I don't think it would notable affect us short herm tho.
“How old are you?”
“I’m 25% 5 billion years old”
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED LMFAO
Bro did NOT pass biology
@@eliousef4235 you didn't pass mathematics , he said that only between 30 - 50 % of the water is older than the sun, in addition to the 60-70 % of the water in our body
If we calculate , the amount of water older than the sun in our body we have between 18-35 %
@@franek335TRUE
Your honor she was 75% of age
I'm never going to drink water the same after this video.
hopefully my future generations of family can possibly enjoy the 0.00001% of water that trickled down your beard
Lol
Lol😂
From pee
Bro what
Lol
"How would you like your wine sir?"
"Water"
Underrated
😂😂😂
AWESOME SAUCE!😊
Wine and beer actually already live for years without being expired just like water 👍
@@Jurassictoycaiptain Hey would you look at that! The joke also has some realism!
The vsauce soundtrack literally sounds like a mysterious question being asked, then the homie answers it
The song is "Moon men"
That's the premise of the show
Welcome to the Internet, traveler! It's been the way for over a decade.
Musical call and response
The man practically pioneered the TH-cam genre of asking mysterious questions for educational purposes.
I miss your long videos so damn much man.
The subtitles "the universe contained water before our son was born"
Congrats on the baby! How is vsause treating you in the relationship?
or it’s just the AI of the internet thinking you have a son with vsause
💀💀
@@jamespitts10 Bruh
I mean... it's true
>More than half the water you drink is older than the sun.
>Humans are 70% water.
>So yes officer, she was old enough.
And now I’m horrified by the thought of a genius that is also a sicko🫠
@@insanepykl3603
I don't think that excuse will hold up in court.
Then again physical DNA doesn't mean anything in biology nowdays either so... maybe I'm wrong.
@@Blazeww a right proper assessment good sir🤣
@@insanepykl3603 you do know most of your psychopath or any antisocial diagnosis is most likely to have a IQ of 120-150 which are most likely to be a serial killers
🤯
Seemingly trying to convince us he is an actual human is hilarious 😂
That AI is getting good
I never thought about this but thank you for stimulating my mind.
"your water is very safe to drink... Or is it?"
“Many people have asphyxiated after being submerged in this substance known as dihydrogen monoxide”
Water, you say? Never touch the stuff. Fish f*** in it, you know.
@@CivilizedWarrior ayo
It actually is safe to drink unless it's dirty or has not moved in a long time.
@@CivilizedWarrior
Fish jizz? Why not? Fish eggs are a delicacy. Caviar anybody?
I mix my own oxygen with hydrogen to make sure my water is no more than a few days old.
If you actually do, and have a good mass production method (gallons), please let me know how. I'm interested.
@@skydog22 if he actually could, he would be far too rich and busy to comment on a VSauce short. It's a joke.
@@Nemesisxv2 and you just killed it.
@@MrFatzo24 nah bro I think Brian was serious 🤣
Come on guys he’s talking about the natural process that occurs in your own body every day….
One day someone will drink the water that spilled out of Michael’s mouth in the beginning.
You drank water that came from piss or shit many times
I would only be honored to drink Micheal's mouth water
@@DCTheComic 🤤 me too.
@@ChickenbeatsBeef Bro really
Thanks for tickling my funny bone 😂
"Your honor she was 70% older than the sun"
He gets weirder every day and I am here for it.
Right on...
I totally feel u! The older and more . mature I get, the more content I get to just be myself, and feel comfortable in my own skin. Turns out, I'm pretty fuckin' weird too! lol. And I have learned to love it! As does my friends, family, wife and kids! Let ur freak flags fly folks!...
Try and say that 5x fast!
**misses 90% of the sip**
Mmm there’s nothing like a fresh glass of water
he did it on purpose
@@dionis6602No shit Sherlock
@@seblewongeltima3101 Ikr, just said it cuz i thought that he said it like if we didn't know. It's annoying when people are farming likes retelling what happened in the video.
@@dionis6602 r/woooosh
It’s because it’s expired
You've convinced me to finally try a glass.
Let me know what you think. I might try it too
He said drink water, not eat glass.
@@SetuwoKecik but how old _is_ the glass they will eat?
🎵
Thanks for answering all these questions from the back of my head, dad.
“There’s nothing like a fresh glass of water.”
Especially if you spit it all out at the beginning lol
Couldn’t damage the electronics in his body
😐
How did I overlook that???😂😂😂 his craziness is normal at this point😅
@@epicalex1382😂
that's called "marketing strategy"
“There’s nothing like a fresh glass of water”
*proceeds to spill it all*
Underrated comment
Whaa
be nice to him, he has a drinking problem.
I'm glad Michael is here to ask and answer the real important questions.
I had made this question maybe 5 years ago
swear bro only he thinks of this stuff lol
@OwO ok
How would you like your water, sir?
'Celestial'
"hi"
Michael: "does the word "hi" exist??!"
*moon men plays
@LmaoKioff* 😱
To communicate or call someone
"hi"
"or does it?"
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
It's a fact that everyone, who has ever drank water, has died eventually.
You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome
@@mdl9224 Witness me!
@@michaelbalfour3170 dude so true
@@michaelbalfour3170I'm starting a fund raiser for these victims actually, it's a go fund me @helpforcandice 🙏🤙
His body is becoming so advanced that his body rejects water
Could b rabies
yep. rabies.
He has transcended from being a carbon based mortal
Wow coincidence .. today 7 July I am watching this shorts as that bottle expires :)
SAME LOL WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
Everyone knows how to drink water..OR DO YOU? *Vsauce Music plays*
Sub conscious mistakes the mind does lol
He teased us with an inch and gave us a lightyear
To infinity... and beyond!
He teased us with an inch???
@@joeligma4721 aw hell nawww
@@joeligma4721that big?😏😏😏
NAUR 💀💀💀
Vsuace is my intrusive thoughts in 3am when i need to wake up at 6am
Жиза
Bro is the only one who took a sip, but dident take a sip
He can't actually ingest the water, it'll mess up his circuitry.
It will not expire, probably what they mean is, till the expiry date, plastic contaminates the water to the level it becomes toxic for humans.
Shut your mouth. You’re just stealing someone else’s comment.
Probably has an electrolyser leading to a fuel cell down his esophagus
@@taazaspices7500He's calling Mike a robot goofy
I love when the music kicks in 😅 like he's a spy sneeking around.
:D
Muahahaha!
Water is split during photosynthesis.
Sneaking *
Michael's waiter: _"Sir, do you want a new glass of water or not?"_
Man! The background music gets me excited every time❤
Imagine drinking 22million year old water and then die to a weekday old milk
@TotallyAnonymous N💀RMIE
Bruh the earth is 2023 years old
@@mileskenyon 💀
@@mileskenyon 💀💀💀
@@mileskenyon LOLLL
“Mmmm there’s nothing like a fresh glass of water” *he says as he just waterfalls it out his mouth*
He does a lot of takes. I couldn't drink that much
He clearly has a drinking problem 😢
Vsauce V6 is not made for ingesting water, will be fixed in V7 probably
Yeah, V6 tech can almost handle it, but after leaving the water in the system for a few seconds, there's really bad damage. They actually didn't mention it in the showcase, so it's not exactly common knowledge, but V7 will likely have a new original water ingestion technology. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the main focus in the next showcase.
I thought he was just washing his oral unit, not ingesting.
The Vsauce maintenance manual says to wash with a liquid. His AI learning module just discovered that fresh water is better than ammonia and sulphuric acid😅❤🎉
This is the most informative water vomiting video I have ever seen.
Same🍀
"But how fresh is water?" -Vsauce
Now we need to know if the OLDEST water is drinkable or not
Michael has been inside me...inside all of us.
...or has he?
@@buenogoodlive *vsauce intro music starts playing*
🤤
What a penetrating idea.
Fun fact the expiration date is for the bottle
*the more you know*
and shortens significantly if it freezes, or if you keep it somewhere hot like your car!
Why is there even an expiry date for the water *or* the bottle
Edit:
YALL
IK WHAT IT IS NOW STAHP REPLYING THIS 😭
@@leebiesong2041 because the chemicals they line the interior of the bottle with degrade over time and leech into the water. Same reason why you shouldn't drink it several days after opening it, or after it's been in the hot sun.
Yeah but doesnt change the fact that the water inside the expired bottle is not safe to drink due to microplastics
@@egeilbasmis1960 I don't think they were arguing against that...
He hydrated himself and washed his beard at the same damn time, this guy really is next level
😂😂😂 Fact
He has a drinking problem
@@arielperez797 underrated reply tbh
This is the guy that just ruins my day but makes me smarter (ruins it in a way that he says something I could live without knowing)
Water expires is the most ridiculous thing in the universe.
That's because in reality it doesn't.
That’s plastic containers for u
Almost everything is in a constant state of deteriorating, including plastic bottles
@@Thanatos6 He literally explained it in this video. Overtime, the plastic leaches chemicals into the water making it go bad.
@@Glmorrs1 Making it taste bad, but the same process that purified the water the first time can be done again.
Mhm yes, 18%-30% of my body, is older than the sun.
@@BikolaPiercedid he not just say 30 to 50% is older than the sun
@@user-kl5rb8yb7g, very astute.👍🏾
@@user-kl5rb8yb7g
The body contains 70% water .
Also , all the cells in the human body are billions of years old
@@Johanliebert574YOUR cells are yourself, and i don't think you're older than the sun, also the chances of water being older than the sun are 30-50% so it's a lower percentage since we are only 70% water😊
@@SaideeToastluvI think what they mean is the original chemical building blocks of their cells are older than the sun
Every time water starts evaporating.
"Ah shit, here we go again..."
The water doesn't expire, the bottle expires
This is why I subscribed over a decade ago. Still droppin bangas
That’s cute, I subscribed before water was born
thats cute, i subscribed before the universe existed@@AAAAAAAAAAAA-_
bro i'm literally the one who opened up the quantum tunnel for the big bang what are you on about@@KitoWCUEStuff
@@KitoWCUEStuffthat's cute, I subscribed before the multiverse existed
that's cute, I subscribed before the parallel universes existed@@Havok_Official
bro needs a tutorial to drink water
He knows not to drink the tap water
@@mrafitzy17”drink your tap water” - government
Forgive him. He has a drinking problem.
@@mrafitzy17 i like tap water, dont see any problem with it. It even is better than water from most brands you can buy tbh
@@speshul_thetoxicmonke1679 you will own nothing and you will be happy
Tbh if you drink the water now, it won't expire since it won't be exposed to the bottle anymore. And don't worry about any microplastics that may have been transferred into the water before you drank it - your body will make a good job keeping these microplastics for itself so the water you expel comes off clean :)
hahahaha, nice one
stop please I'm begging you
Drink pee for safety and freshness.
fun fact, cats can drink salt water
--so if you need to drink salt water, just drink cat--
Except that the of the % of water in the solar system on earth is tiny. And it cycles constantly. So the water you drink is very new by comparison. A bad vsauce video, very misleading
This short has only made me enjoy water more. Refreshing!
Bro got us thinking about simple things in our life💀
this message would be infinitely better than the "bro" and the skull emoji at the end
You're telling us that you never wondered how old is the water we drink?
Just my luck the water has existed for eons and yet it expires in 2 years
the bottle expires
@@miqaelsatu9693And the water within it. The bottle ruins the water with the chemical leeching
@@Eramidas it should be illegal to package water in bottles like that
@@geekgirl616It's necessary in many parts of the US, where tap water is unsafe to drink.
@@FieryMeltman it’s not necessary to use the kind of plastic that ruins the water inside that kind of plastic bottle should be banned there are other plastic bottle options.
bro spit out his water to teach us. respect this man.
how mfs with beards drink lmao
Nah his beard probably absorbed it all
Reminded me of DUNE 😂
Oh no, the floor is broken
"Your mom is older than my water, mate"
Earth: My water is older than you
Sun: My hydrogen is older than you
Helium: hold my Hydrogen
Water to sun : my hydrogen is older than your helium
Queen Elizabeth in Heaven:
My water was older than the both of you combined
Lol, well maybe not.
@christianjesoo6674 bro what??😭😭😭
Michael’s body rejects liquids so his circuits don’t fry 😂
“Mm there is nothing quite like a fresh glass of water”
Proceeds to spit it all out
cannot blame him i just had a similar reaction when he told me my tea is older than the sun
I mean, it turns out the water isn't actually fresh, so...
@@cze4everthats why british people drink tea(queen elizabeth invented it)
What's the point of this comment?
@@evernight.What's the point of THIS comment?
Micheal: *breathes*
The background: *bonghgghghg*