@KSS: Are you? Woah. I, as I am, am not so SURE about anything. But if the same patterns repeat over and over again (as seen by a player who reached Legend a few times (ME)), THEN, >maybe< something strange >maybe< going on. I recorded the end of that (a lot of it), showed it to expierienced HS players. They would spank my bottom if I messed up and cried about it. No spanking for me.
Pretty incredible. Even though the arena has by far the most outcomes decided by sheer luck, people still pretend it's all about skill somehow. Oh well, guess it's just like life to that end.
Guess what, one arena run costs 150 gold, 30 runs cost 4,500. One daily quest gives 53 gold on average, plus 10 gold per 3 wins, up to 100 max. So what I'm saying is that unless you pay arena fee in cash, it's a pretty huge investment before it becomes more than just a crapshoot. And very few players can afford an investment like that. Even if they're otherwise pretty competent at the game.
6:55 "PerfecttT answersS, 100% boys" 10:32 "top decked another oneeE, woaw..like i could have beat that guy, all i have to do is not start losing by like half a minion and then buff buff buff buff buff." 14:02 "ughhhh here comes the win moar cards..." 16:40 "oh there it is, top decked lethal with another win moar card"
Doggerino Kripperino, A "win more" card isn't a card like flametongue, funglemancer, bonemare etc.. They are just good cards. A "win more" card means to get the chance to play the card you already have to be in a winning position so when you're playing it you are really just "winning more". Blood of the Ancient One is an example of this. To get that card to go off you have to make it to turn 9 and play two vanilla 9/9's. If you're in a position to do that you've likely already won the game so now you're just "winning more".
So Kripp scored 0-3. Huh. Here are some cards that can help you do the same. - 4 1/1 Each turn this is in your hand gain +1/+1. If you keep it in your opening hand it's 4 5/5. It's a horrible topdeck. Still, a pretty funny pack filler that sometimes could grow really big. - 6 2/6 After this minion is damaged gain +2 Attack and Restore 2 Health to it. A play/powercreep on Berserker 5 2/7. It could be very dangerous, but most often it'll just get killed the turn you play it.
Pascal W. Not really imo. Slow cards like these tend not to be too broken. Also you must keep a 4 cost card that does nothing when it enters the play in your opening hand; also if it gets silenced you're as good as dead.
Brick Omg no way this guy played against the almighty celebrity Kripparian. No fucking way, he definitely needs to prove it. Everyone knows the people who play against Kripp in ARENA are close relatives, not random strangers...
Jesse Raimirez same but different game from a while back. I never knew his game name because it's always hidden and i dint tlwatch stream only youtube. I only know now because amaz said his hearthstone name lol
I was giggling the whole time. Especially when he called the Bonemare on the last game. I burst out laughing that was just too funny. poor guy. I've had it where I drafted a pretty good deck and they have literally every answer. It's like I'm versing a constructed deck.
He complains about perfect answers, but makes a horrible misplay stacking the spikeridged on his biggest minion at 5:08, knowing he's playing a Shaman. Doesn't play around hex at all, and that basically loses the game.
Same thing always happens to me whenever I give arena a chance; I'm given garbage cards to draft and I play against opponents who got all the good stuff. Last 3 times I played Paladin, I wasn't offered a single Spikeridged Steed nor a legendary. I'm rarely ever offered the opportunity to draft a legendary, and when I do get to have one, the best of the 3 choices is always something like Spiritsinger Umbra. I don't know what people see in this mode. I don't find it fun.
The exact reason why I don't do Arena. You either draft normal to trash tier cards and lose to players with high tier cards or you draft some good tier cards and you lose to someone with a ridiculously large amount of high tier cards with better power level of play.
Why isn't Kripp picking Divine Favor? Many of the losses he ran out of gas and would have benefited greatly from topdecking a Divine Favor. Picking trash like Noble Sacrifice and Novice Engineer over it makes me think he deserved this 0-3. I think Kripp usually plays very good, but when he is salty he really lets everything go. At 10:10 not playing Stonehill Defender before the Volcanosaur to see if you get a big taunt to save you for example. Not remembering to always "draw" first is such a rookie mistake.
He was on a tilt by then, and I think we have all been there. In hindsight the Divine favor may have been good, but he had that choice about midway through picking.
... Is hitting Sunwalker, which has 6 health, 5/8 times with Avenging Wrath while you have a five attack minion on the board not terrible RNG? The best RNG would have obviously been a cleared board, while the absolute worst would have been all face, but to miss 4 face damage was actually quite nasty.
During the draft he complained about having no early game, yet the instant he had said it he passed up TWO swamp leeches for some mid-quality midgame cards. No, swamp leeches are not good, but they definitely help out with the early game thing, especially for a paladin, who can do onedrop into hero power, which is usually as much tempo as turn one pass into twodrop.
it is actually one of worst outcomes..... it could have either killed everything or at least not burn 5 damage on a minion he has to trade in anyway. There is actually only 1 worse outcome and thats all shots to the face.
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0:52 watch draft
3:29 skip draft
OMG,HOW?
Skipperino Kripperino 10 seconds Jesus Christ
fast as fuck
Wtf
16:55 skip murder
Finally. This is how arena ALWAYS was to me, when I still "played" it. It played me.
Yeah, I'm sure none of that was your skill.
None.
@KSS: Are you? Woah. I, as I am, am not so SURE about anything.
But if the same patterns repeat over and over again
(as seen by a player who reached Legend a few times (ME)),
THEN, >maybe< something strange >maybe< going on.
I recorded the end of that (a lot of it), showed it to expierienced HS players.
They would spank my bottom if I messed up and cried about it. No spanking for me.
Pretty incredible. Even though the arena has by far the most outcomes decided by sheer luck, people still pretend it's all about skill somehow. Oh well, guess it's just like life to that end.
LapisLaser One arena run has a lot of luck. 30 arena runs do not.
Guess what, one arena run costs 150 gold, 30 runs cost 4,500. One daily quest gives 53 gold on average, plus 10 gold per 3 wins, up to 100 max. So what I'm saying is that unless you pay arena fee in cash, it's a pretty huge investment before it becomes more than just a crapshoot. And very few players can afford an investment like that. Even if they're otherwise pretty competent at the game.
I am very dissapointed in the last shaman for not having an ooze to kill the sword
not win more enough
Don't worry when you get me in arena you will make it to 3/3...
Sunkeeperino Tarimerino Kripperino He literally got that card and lost.
the card sets everything to 3/3. Way to miss the joke, Rob
But he got you. And you failed him.
0/3 bad memage.
r/whooosh
r/whooosh
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Kripp was using a Polo? What is this?
Also his hair looks neater than usual, it must be a special occasion. Omg, what if Kripp is going to propose to us tonight!
Spotted the non Kipperino
Shirterino died for this
I was thinking the same thing lol
3:10
when the curve on the bottom of the screen shows u the middle finger
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
Baba O was looking for this comment :)
Seb Hs me too lol
6:55 "PerfecttT answersS, 100% boys"
10:32 "top decked another oneeE, woaw..like i could have beat that guy, all i have to do is not start losing by like half a minion and then buff buff buff buff buff."
14:02 "ughhhh here comes the win moar cards..."
16:40 "oh there it is, top decked lethal with another win moar card"
There's enough salt to be made into separate lines!
Coliseum Managerino Kripperino salt in separate lines sounds like cocaine
TheHayduken1 isn't that what salt does?
god his salt this time was hilarious it made me cum twice into my beard
Separate lines, PLEASE!
I really hope this video gets more views than Kripps 12-0 vid just to show how much his audience prefer the salt mines
Use win more cards -> Win more than Kripp
I really wish he'd stop using that phrase so incorrectly.
thedinnerdate Incorrectly?
Doggerino Kripperino
I think you mean woof, Bork or yap.
Doggerino Kripperino,
A "win more" card isn't a card like flametongue, funglemancer, bonemare etc.. They are just good cards. A "win more" card means to get the chance to play the card you already have to be in a winning position so when you're playing it you are really just "winning more". Blood of the Ancient One is an example of this. To get that card to go off you have to make it to turn 9 and play two vanilla 9/9's. If you're in a position to do that you've likely already won the game so now you're just "winning more".
Heavy Salt. ERROR ERROR
MM_CreepingDeath I have been summoned
MM_CreepingDeath yummy salty tears of our dear Kripp
So Kripp scored 0-3. Huh. Here are some cards that can help you do the same.
- 4 1/1 Each turn this is in your hand gain +1/+1.
If you keep it in your opening hand it's 4 5/5. It's a horrible topdeck. Still, a pretty funny pack filler that sometimes could grow really big.
- 6 2/6 After this minion is damaged gain +2 Attack and Restore 2 Health to it.
A play/powercreep on Berserker 5 2/7. It could be very dangerous, but most often it'll just get killed the turn you play it.
last one utterly broken with bouncing blade
Joshua Searle If you can Attack with it. Then yeah.
Joshua Searle easy fix would be "if this minion is damaged by minion or weapon", slight nerf but then it wouldnt be straight powercreep either.
The first one is basically a worse shade that grows in your hand, so imo it's busted. if you can keep it for 5+ turns its busted
Pascal W. Not really imo. Slow cards like these tend not to be too broken. Also you must keep a 4 cost card that does nothing when it enters the play in your opening hand; also if it gets silenced you're as good as dead.
Holy shit i didnt even realize it was Kripp when i played I thought i just destroyed some scrub who was going 0-2 like me
Jesse Raimirez lol
OMEGALUL
Brick Omg no way this guy played against the almighty celebrity Kripparian. No fucking way, he definitely needs to prove it. Everyone knows the people who play against Kripp in ARENA are close relatives, not random strangers...
Jesse Raimirez same but different game from a while back. I never knew his game name because it's always hidden and i dint tlwatch stream only youtube. I only know now because amaz said his hearthstone name lol
Brick I advise you to reread my comment by assuming every single sentence is sarcastic.
I was giggling the whole time. Especially when he called the Bonemare on the last game. I burst out laughing that was just too funny. poor guy. I've had it where I drafted a pretty good deck and they have literally every answer. It's like I'm versing a constructed deck.
On the face of Boisterous bard.
IS THIS LOSS?!?!?
WhereIsKripperinoInTheThumbnailerino lovely lovely shiny salt 😂
It's 3 losses and 0 wins
It's not loss, it's defeat. And it's not win, it's victory.
ophoster of course, the famous 12 victories, definitively not 12 wins :)
He complains about perfect answers, but makes a horrible misplay stacking the spikeridged on his biggest minion at 5:08, knowing he's playing a Shaman. Doesn't play around hex at all, and that basically loses the game.
The salt mines of Kripparria are unlike any other
If you were watching how your opponents played that first game , that was 100% the clearest cnipe ive ever seen
Finally, now I can tell everyone that my average arena win rate is as good as Kripp's.
10:10 why would you play the volcanosaur instead of stonehill? Needed that taunt
These were perfect examples of what was a normal game for me when I played hearthstone and why I stopped playing so many years ago lol
0:56 Vegan meat eater.
You went 0-3... welcome to my world Mr. Kripp
My Heartharena is not working it keeps saying please pick a hero power after I’ve already chosen a class????
Jarom C Damn Jarom lookin thicc. Sexy dude
Salt Chronicles just found himself a movie Trilogy! 😂
Even the curve is giving Kripp the finger.
paladin complain about win more,this is why we watch kripp.so good.so good
Same thing always happens to me whenever I give arena a chance; I'm given garbage cards to draft and I play against opponents who got all the good stuff. Last 3 times I played Paladin, I wasn't offered a single Spikeridged Steed nor a legendary. I'm rarely ever offered the opportunity to draft a legendary, and when I do get to have one, the best of the 3 choices is always something like Spiritsinger Umbra.
I don't know what people see in this mode. I don't find it fun.
Paying 150 Gold and half an hour for a pack and 25 Dust. Yikes.
DIV1D3 seems pretty good
ERROR! ERROR!
I'm late, i'm late!
Is there a Crystal Runnerino Kripperino ?
Sam Li It’s your destiny, embracerino the kripperino
Abused Salad I understand now... Thank you. I won't let you down.
Sam Li Not me my friend, do it for Kripp!
what kripperino did u copy ? im confused
The exact reason why I don't do Arena. You either draft normal to trash tier cards and lose to players with high tier cards or you draft some good tier cards and you lose to someone with a ridiculously large amount of high tier cards with better power level of play.
Gary Tee and in ranked you lose to someone who spent enough money to have a good enough deck...
At least in arena every one has an equal open point
@Y GE, made me laugh more than it should
Y GE Aggro isn’t expensive?
Abused Salad aggro isn’t even good in this meta
Dylan B whooooosh
Kripp lookin real fresh with his new cut
The mana curve in the thumbnail representing the arrangement of your fingers to each of those 3 opponents.
the thumbnail is killing me :D i love it
Why isn't Kripp picking Divine Favor? Many of the losses he ran out of gas and would have benefited greatly from topdecking a Divine Favor. Picking trash like Noble Sacrifice and Novice Engineer over it makes me think he deserved this 0-3. I think Kripp usually plays very good, but when he is salty he really lets everything go. At 10:10 not playing Stonehill Defender before the Volcanosaur to see if you get a big taunt to save you for example. Not remembering to always "draw" first is such a rookie mistake.
He was on a tilt by then, and I think we have all been there. In hindsight the Divine favor may have been good, but he had that choice about midway through picking.
This is 95% of my all time games
T H E 0 - 3 M A N
this is every game of hearthstone in a nutshell. card dealer always chooses who wins.
I think the card "Vivid Nightmare" came out of experiences similar to this one.
Anyone notice in the thumbnail the mana curve is a middle finger flipping off the 0-3? lol
4:00 nice world cup predication on point
nice salteryno dosis for the morning Kripp
not sure if intentional, but the mana curve in the thumbnail looks like an up yours sign
Looking extra fly there mister Kripparian
Same shit happened to me a few days ago :C
Salt Chronicles - Hearthstone Arena "AND IT'S OOOVER"
Make a video about yourself too man. ;D Was looking for you in the comments, i can't wait for the next one cause the qualitys gonna be pure gold
Aaaaaand its oveeeer
When he called the fucking bonemare my jaw fr dropped lmaoo
0-3 always justifies a salty FEELSBADMAN
Mana curve already showed the middle finger 😂
He's dressed like he's reporting to his boss with the bad news
welcome to the normal arena for us, kripp :)
This was hilarious in person
Kripp Salty Chronicles July 2018 Edition
It's okay, better to die young than never dying at all
You were not kidding about the saltiness.
Nice haircut, Kripp! Keep bringing us the salt, we love it!
LOL when your mana curve is literally flipping you off.
Holy shit, the 0-2 shaman with hex, lightning storm, and bonemare is so fucking funny to me
Kripp's hair is on point here.
why am i so happy when kripp is salty? does it mean i am a bad person because watching other people suffer makes me happy?
This was great. Please, do more.
15:37 Good prediction! Farsightreno Kripperino is late for this
10:42 you did beat the guy... beat him off
Skipperino where are you
That middle finger in the card cost chart already sealed his fate........
How can I see synergy
Yep, this is my experience in arena EVERY FUCKING TIME! Welcome to the club Kripp!
even the deck's mana curve is flipping him off
salterino&twinshine will be pleased
One of those copies of divine favor in the draft could have helped his low card quality deck out quite a bit once he ran out of resources.
Now you know how I feel after every other arena run
As a Slavic man i root for my fellow Slavic countrymen.
There was one 2/1 lifesteal for 1 - dunno why he didn't pick it up, just as he was talking that there was no early game in the deck.
Earliest I have ever been on a Kripp video :o
Also, makes me feel better when I have a bad run like 2-3
4:00 kripp predicts world up france 2-1
BRAND NU HAIRSTYLE BRO PogChamp
So stopped watching Kripp for a long time now but just felt like watching it again. Has he gained hair?
Guys he is just one of kripp's minions
Curve in the thumbnail looks like it's flipping the bird
Welcome to how some of us feel by drafting at the wrong time of the day
Here before skipperino
Lamborghini u r fast
Did Krip not review the video to see like five 2-drops being offered that he immediately passed up?
shoulve let salt chronicle tell the tale
that 0-2 shaman had a sick deck...
Shaman boi going for those kills yeah
It's nice to see, the day i run 0-3 you upload a video where you ran 0-3. :'D
im sorry krippo but these are my favorite kind of videos
15:36 where's farsighterino
my opponent is playing cards! BabyRage
You can see Kripp is well dressed to watch the world cup
He looks like he's going to leave the house... is...is that something that happens?
The salt is strong in this one
The Salt is strong with this one.
Looking sharp today!
7 letters- say it and im yours
W I N M O R E
did he run out of clean t-shirts?
No amount of dressing up excuses you from an 0-3 arena run.
Robert Jones he made alot of questionable plays but I think he was getting super salty. That first shamans deck was pure cancer tho
Avenging Wrath hits Sunwalker 5 out of 8 times. "This is the worst RNG."
... Is hitting Sunwalker, which has 6 health, 5/8 times with Avenging Wrath while you have a five attack minion on the board not terrible RNG? The best RNG would have obviously been a cleared board, while the absolute worst would have been all face, but to miss 4 face damage was actually quite nasty.
During the draft he complained about having no early game, yet the instant he had said it he passed up TWO swamp leeches for some mid-quality midgame cards. No, swamp leeches are not good, but they definitely help out with the early game thing, especially for a paladin, who can do onedrop into hero power, which is usually as much tempo as turn one pass into twodrop.
it is actually one of worst outcomes..... it could have either killed everything or at least not burn 5 damage on a minion he has to trade in anyway. There is actually only 1 worse outcome and thats all shots to the face.
He called the right result ratio at 4:00
somebody call the 0-3 police right now, this is an emergency :3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kripp got fucking REKT! Nothing brings me such joy as when he get´s absolutely destroyed. Karma is a bitch isn´t it Kripp?