What is your favourite running gag in any DND campaign? 🅿️3

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  • @VinceMouse
    @VinceMouse 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    "What do Clerics do?"
    *looks at my Cleric with Guiding Bolt and Inflict Wounds*
    "Damage."

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He heals IN REVERSE

  • @megicorn9959
    @megicorn9959 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    My brother one killed a goblin by throwing a jar of peanut butter at its head. He carried that jar for the rest of the campane and even delivered the final blow to the final boss of the campane (it was a t rex)

    • @laargboolag9147
      @laargboolag9147 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      One of my guys said he wanted to attack with peanut butter, then declared he jumped on the enemy's back, yanked their mouth open, and shoved the entire contents of the jar down the poor guy's throat.
      He succeeded the dex roll, strength, acrobatics check, and rolled a 20 to shove the peanut butter. They all watched as the BBEG choked to death on the contents of a jar of jiffy, his lungs filling with thick brown peanut butter.
      He failed every saving throw (not that I think you'd have any chance of surviving that much peanut butter being shoved into your mouth).
      Horrible way to go.

  • @Cookie_Magika
    @Cookie_Magika 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    NPCs are ranked as “able to grapple a kraken” and “unable to grapple a kracken.”

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    The party barbarian recently unlocked the ability to do spinebreakers, so every time he does, he just starts doing a Bane impression.

  • @crystaltydemagic
    @crystaltydemagic 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    Played a Kobold ranger with a voice reminiscent of Stitch (Lilo and Stitch). At level 1 we were rewarded from the farmer 50 gold and 2 bustles of lemons. My kobold being fresh from the underground asked what they were, and upon being told they are fruit, bites one in half. He immediately starts screaming "POISON! GAAAHHH!" and dramatically starts coughing while flopping this way and that before playing dead on the ground. The PCs ignore him and continue the exchange while my fellow players are dying on laughter.
    A session later we are in a tavern and someone orders a pitcher of lemonade to relieve the "grueling heat of summer." Everyone having forgotten about the previous antics, start losing their shit when my bold sticks his snoot in his cup to drink and immediately screams "POISON!" and begins wreching.
    So it became canon he hates sour food, especially lemons.
    Edit for spelling

  • @anthonyfanchin1144
    @anthonyfanchin1144 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Keeping a secret for three years about the poster maker is such a Matt Mercer move. NEVER play poker with someone who keeps secrets for years.

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Never play poker with a man named after a city.

  • @Autofornicate
    @Autofornicate 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The group I DM for has one from the first 5e character I played: Logn Apenbar, Duke of Eventyr - actually a low INT conman who became a Sorcerer by mistake.
    Eventually, with the help of his 22 CHA (long story), lied and forged his way to owning the actual title of Duke of Eventyr and took over the Underdark tavern in Out of the Abyss.
    It became the Apen Bar. It was franchised to every setting.
    We have a jingle.

  • @azrealducain3123
    @azrealducain3123 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    5:51 This is so wholesome it brings a smile to me.

  • @thedragonryder
    @thedragonryder 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    my favorite running gag is that Calling Dibs on something is cursed. Started with my character trying to call dibs on an item or two, and culminated in a great session where I called dibs on a flying castle we found while travelling in our airship, only for the thing to start to self destruct and crash land at the end of the night. Now nobody ever calls dibs on anything, because if you do, you KNOW you're never gonna get it.

  • @chrismarco17
    @chrismarco17 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    During our Descent into Avernus campaign, my party joked that it was enterally Monday and that eventually evolved into us saying “Happy Monday” every time we first met an NPC.

    • @Godzillawolf1
      @Godzillawolf1 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I mean it being Monday every day is onbrand for the Nine Hells.

  • @matthewbelamont5800
    @matthewbelamont5800 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Im a horder, character is a light cleric.
    Off the bat at session one I played the game like Skyrim as in every dead enemy and anything that could be used as a container like a dresser or night stand or even a jar or something I’d loot. We’d enter a room I’d ask what’s in the room dm details “oh there’s a chair, a desk and cabinet”. I’d instantly loot everything
    Find maybe a dagger and a few gold okay now I flip the dagger at the next town.
    I once had 8 swords on my person just so I could sell them

  • @Daniel_Coffman
    @Daniel_Coffman 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that squirrels hurling at the sight of a flying Ettin must've been nuts.

  • @talberke8625
    @talberke8625 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Ah, the ballad of the soap sword. As my first time DMing and my players' first time playing we were playing a pathfinder starter set. On the first encounter the rogue looks through their bag, finds a bar of soap and chucks it at a giant rat. Rolls a nat 20 and kills it instantly. On his next turn, he picks it up and throws it again and rolls pretty high. That bar of soap was the only thing he ever used, eventually carving it into a sword and carving "You dropped the soap" in elvish into the hilt. Because I wasn't too familiar with the rules, I assumed enchantments stacked, so this thing dealt almost every damage type, returned to our rogue's hand and dealt extra damage against acid based creatures because that's a neutralisation reaction. Now whenever a character in my campaigns picks up a bar of soap, NPCs flee and tremble and bars of soap are banned in several cities.

  • @Godzillawolf1
    @Godzillawolf1 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    So my Dragon of Icespire/Storm Lord's Wrath party I'm DMing for developed a running gag of Eric, the party Warlock, not being very observant. This all began when he accidentally missed all the signs a barrel was obviously a Mimic and touched it. It was, in fact, a Mimic, so he spent that combat stuck to it while it was trying to eat his face. He later ignored the corpses in a room of what the party knew was most certainly a haunted castle, triggering a massive hoard of undead to attack the party.
    So it became a running gag that every time he fails a perception check or does something simular that Eric is simply the most unobservant person missing things that are right in front of him other see easily. Fun thing is his rolls tend to actually align with this, as he tends to get poor Perception and Insight checks. Except, oddly enough, to notice the recurring female ogre who is in love with him and perpetually stalking him at a distance.

    • @katherinepurvin7802
      @katherinepurvin7802 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This sounds similar to how my bladesinger ended up diagnosed with ADHD... Failed miserably on some checks he should have been able to easily pass, rolled ridiculously well on others (and some he probably shouldn't have)

  • @kriss3134
    @kriss3134 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The world is infested by: Capybaras. In one session I brought a small group of printed capys, as a joke mostly. The DM and the party love them, and now for no reason they are everywhere, towns, woods, even dungeons and inside the bad guys castle. But since they are so chill and dont bother anyone, people just leave them be. Sometime characters bump with them, or out off nowhere they interrup you to ask for a snack. But, what if anyone dares to attack them? Well, same if you attack a chicken in zelda, but with no so happy capys

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Our DM has giant capybaras as a replacement for horses in his homebrew world. They also die easily, so every time we rent some for a long journey, we have to listen as he describes our enemies killing these sweet, adorable large creatures in different ways. Some were killed by sharks, some were killed by bandits, and some were killed by parasitic flowers. He also had the guy I had to face in a prize fight (which he had someone interrupt so I wouldn't get paid) be a large, muscular capybara man.

  • @FuryJack07
    @FuryJack07 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    3:41 i call it the "Nope, this never happened, goodbye" Strategy.

  • @riverkath
    @riverkath 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “It’s a long story.” Started as a quick explanation for the new guy cuz shit was hitting the fan, it’s ended up as the “don’t wanna say or else we’ll be here all day” response.

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    whenever someone says "the greater good" the distant sound of someone else saying it can be heard ONLY by the person who said it

  • @Alex-Rocks
    @Alex-Rocks 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    3:48 Jesus Christ that whole hat argument makes way too much sense ... 😅

  • @APsaull
    @APsaull 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    We’ve been playing the “is this new npc Jarlaxle in disguise” for years now through multiple campaigns

  • @CrawlDaddy86750
    @CrawlDaddy86750 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    With this old group I was in my character who was a sorcerer monk role in that 20 and snuck into an armed enemy base, while, in the base, he saw a wepions case try to open it and rolled in that one alerting all the guards. As soon as all of the guards saw him there, and every single gun they had at him, which, in hand, it caused my character to move his hand, cross his face like in Star Wars and say “This is not the dumbass you are looking for.” a couple Nat 1s in the 20s later here comes my character down the hall running for his life.

  • @tuojiangoman3228
    @tuojiangoman3228 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “If this is where they live, arresting them might be doing them a favor.”
    It was not, in fact, a favor.

  • @AriKahan77
    @AriKahan77 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    one of our characters would always start a fight by chucking a wet sponge at an enemy

  • @templar333
    @templar333 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    On the first campaign I run as a DM. The players entered an arena fight.. calling themselves "The goodberry Boys". In I often reference them and alot of future campaigns..

  • @GregMcClean
    @GregMcClean 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My friends had a campaign that had a joke/one off character, a goblin named "Ween". Ween has since become a recurring gag character in every campaign they do, despite the original DM who created him saying that Ween was made up entirely on the spot and was meant to be killed immediately.

  • @quacker912
    @quacker912 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    my friend’s character asks everything capable of speech he meets for their credit card info. it has not worked a single time.

  • @All-the-worlds-a-stage
    @All-the-worlds-a-stage 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "We really have to have a chat about this later"

  • @joshuapohle6909
    @joshuapohle6909 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For about 3 games, someone basically just played the same character over and over again with slight tweaks such as class. Because of that we kept calling him link and making constant zelda references, such as when he killed something saying stuff like "only link can defeat ganon" and making constant comparisons in every enemy we meet, he's stopped playing the same character so often but it was funny while it lasted

  • @bookwormx11
    @bookwormx11 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    On one campaign we had a Wild magic sorcerer who kept rolling to summon a unicorn on the wild magic table, the joke that it was the same unicorn every time, and it kept getting more and more annoyed, and then scared when it was summoned to the 9 hells.

  • @sparkselm173
    @sparkselm173 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm in a D&D campaign that takes place in the One Piece setting, originally started with the PCs as Marines but, due to circumstances, we split off and started creating our own "Marines-like" organisation. Throughout the course of the campaign, our "captain" has been incredibly lucky on history checks, even consistently rolling higher than the rest of the crew despite having the lowest intelligence score. It got to the point that we started justifying his incredible knowledge of the world as things that had been featured in the Sora comics, as he was a big fan, and following the end of the last arc he had got a hold of a replica of Sora's gun, and immediately proceeded to have someone make him a Sora costume so he could LARP...
    And this is the guy that's leading the entire "Not-Marines" organisation...

  • @cmykrgb1469
    @cmykrgb1469 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Whenever we don't exactly know what direction we're going, we say "we're going Weast" because of a goof from our very first session.

  • @Phobic_Nova
    @Phobic_Nova 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    throwing each other.
    Freestyle campaign led by a beginner DM, was actually a blast!! I think the best part was when I threw another PC into a teleportation device, he hit his head and died midway through, which damaged the device. I went in, and the device was damaged, so I took psychic damage... and also died.
    Do note neither damage was that severe, we were just low on health IIRC.
    There was a fun NPC character that was basically the avatar of a god of death, revived us, and we went on our merry way... probably with brain damage.

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If someone wore the Cat in a Hat hat, would that make them the ultimate peasant sent by the gods?

  • @---ze8tc
    @---ze8tc 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When the DM says the NPC has a mustache, he always do crazy roll with it, but never with NPC that have none. We have public rolls, so he is not cheating with that. It has become the mustache bonus.

  • @LisaVGG
    @LisaVGG 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Calibri: A pink skeleton Bard with heart shaped eye sockets that is always the life of the party.
    Added her by accident to a training session I had with my group, and she’s stuck around ever since. Has a very heavy valley girl voice, she’s so much fun

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I needed to immediately make up a random guard in the home base town to talk to the party so I decided to make an 'If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device' reference and had the guard introduce himself with "IT IS I, CATO SICARIUS, GREATEST SWORDSMAN AND HERO OF THE TOWN GUARD, WHAT IS IT I, THE GREAT CATO SICARIUS CAN DO FOR YOU ON THIS FINE DAY, CITIZEN?" In a loud, grating, annoying falsetto.
    The fighter instantly decked him. His player knows nothing of WH40K and never saw TTS but his instant instinctive reaction was to coldclock him.
    The whole table went into an uproar of laughter, and it became a running gag.
    Any time they went to talk to a guard, for any reason, and did NOT _specifically check first,_ they were greeted by "GREETINGS CITIZEN IT IS I, CATO SICARIUS-" which always was immediately followed by the character immediately decking the guard and going off to find another guard to talk to.
    They later asked the gaurd next to Sicarius who just watched them do this why he wasn't arresting them and I nearly KILLED them with laughter by just saying "What, for that? We'd also have to arrest half the town, the whole Gaurd, and His Lordship too. Did it myself this morning."

  • @Mysterium-zy6ri
    @Mysterium-zy6ri 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I threw A flute at a goblin and killed it. Now whenever I play a bard, I use my instruments as bludgeoning weapons cause why not

  • @tennagon3822
    @tennagon3822 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Goosifer, the goose. Just sorta shows up places. Does nothing, but is always up to something.

  • @Xarestrill
    @Xarestrill 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Tree deer. They were basically smaller versions of deer with claws instead of hooves. They'd climb up into trees to eat the leaves and hide from predators. This came from a 2e campaign one of my friends ran. Half the party were casters (we were 12th level), and the reoccurring villains was a very large and powerful family of wizards from an enemy nation. We kept getting ambushed by members of the wizard family (usually in the country side) and having massive spell duels. In one of the battles we were all (including the dm) cursed with horrible rolls. Bolts of fire went flying everywhere except at our opponents and the DM was running out of things to describe us destroying when we missed. Then he described a tree going up in flames and as he finished I added a line about how the cooked carcass of a tree deer fell out of the burning tree. Everyone broke up laughing, and for the rest of that campaign, every time we missed a spell in the wilderness, we'd set another tree on fire and kill another poor tree deer.

  • @jabberwockythemonkey
    @jabberwockythemonkey 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My character came to the country of the campaign by ship from a previously isolated land. She would always introduce herself by excitedly saying “My name is Sága Ragnbjorg; I came here on a boat!”
    Along the way, the party acquired a whole mess of magical items and potions. Met with commoners (“I came here on a boat!”), met with royalty (“I came here on a boat!”), met monsters and other adventurers (“I came here on a boat!”).
    At the climax of the adventure, we are fighting a Lich (the fight went for two sessions), the DM tried reminding me of the potion of necrotic resistance by saying “you should all check your inventory.” Repeatedly.
    So I finally checked my inventory and saw the potion of necrotic resistance… then I saw the folding boat we had acquired recently.
    Threw the boat at the lich while yelling the command word to make it enlarge, and shouted “I came here on a boat!!”
    Rolled a ridiculous amount of damage… it was not enough to kill the lich, but it was bloody worthy it!

  • @BubbleSlaya16
    @BubbleSlaya16 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I had a puzzle where you followed a set of dog tags using the names as a clue to the password into the resistance faction. One player kept all of them and when they were returned to the faction leader she stole them back. Now this character collects dog tags. My players never loot bodies, but even when this player is gone the rest of the party will always ask if any person they kill has dog tags on them. They are level 8 and she has around 50 dog tags or something like that.

  • @TheMightyBattleSquid
    @TheMightyBattleSquid 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My personal favorite running gag though is making rolls my character is super bad at, accompanied by a lot of dialogue dripping with hubris. Either my character makes a fool of themselves and everybody gets to enjoy reacting in-character or I actually manage to succeed and it's a "I can't believe that worked" situation. It also helps people come up with something to say the next time such an opportunity presents itself. "It's okay, ___ we'll handle this one" or "right after you, ___, you're the expert here!" 😝

  • @felinaotsu3161
    @felinaotsu3161 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My pathfinder playgroup has had a history with encountering giant snapping turtles. We have somehow run into one at least once per camphaign.
    Also a common NPC in the form of a shady merchant named "Loot n' Scoop" who we jokingly voice as Lu Kim from Southpark

  • @IceRuby-ur4zl
    @IceRuby-ur4zl 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In my previous campaign, my character (Half-Elf Storm Sorcerer) and the party were at an international gala aboard an airship, when this odd socialite (one of the BBEGs using Alter Self) asked me for my signature, saying she's a big fan. I turned to our Rogue and whispered (I shit you not), *"I don't know how to write."* Now, my character PHYSICALLY has no idea how to write. What doesn't help is that he went to a magic academy for Wizards in his childhood.

  • @basementtreasure8447
    @basementtreasure8447 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Mine is the Eric family. I DMed a campaign where the players were thrown in prison by a group of plot-important knights. All of them were named characters the PCs had met before, plus one extra guard for balance purposes. They got in a fight during the breakout and I called the unnamed one “Generic Knight” every time it was her turn, which eventually morphed into Jen Eric the knight. Now, whenever I need a random inconsequential npc to fill out a scene/battle they’re an Eric. Notable examples include Josh Eric, and the twins Tom Paul Eric and Paul Tom Eric

  • @ej2u545
    @ej2u545 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My current D&D campaign takes place in a civil war cusp of the industrial revolution technology world, with biopunk and steampunk thrown in with some speck evolution. Where the god of magic Yorm was killed by his fellow God Icarus. So magic can only be cast through funnels and spigots attached to the body, the body progressively adapts to the manna in the body. The reason why I'm explaining this is for context.
    We have a Mur named Fleetwood. Mur are otter people, and typically prefer to stay in the water. It's typically frowned upon them to use fire magic. But Fleetwood for some reason decided to take it up. Eventually he rolled onto a mutation that made his skin craggy and rock like. This led to him sinking like a rock. While also boosting his AC by 2. So the running gag is he's the only man that can't swim. He's literally the Sonic of his race. And we don't let that down with him. Even when he saved the party from a Tide Barron (CR16 apex predator of the ocean) we still made the joke that if it wasn't for our Monk saving him. He would be an anchor at the bottom of the sea.

  • @darkphoenix539
    @darkphoenix539 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Santa Clause is cannon, reocuring character (Archfey Warlock + Rouge)

  • @Frigid_Knight
    @Frigid_Knight 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Not exactly a running gag in a campaign, but most games I’ve played had a rule that if a bard used either Bardic Inspiration or Vicious Mockery, you had to say what your character was saying as part of it.

  • @TheMightyBattleSquid
    @TheMightyBattleSquid 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    @Closing the door on encounters
    One of my groups does this often as a gag but we usually end up fighting the encounter anyway so it's basically a "haha jk... unless?"

  • @envymordecai4429
    @envymordecai4429 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “The party approached a door.”
    *Critical Role campaign one flashbacks*
    “Not this monster…”

  • @hamster2845
    @hamster2845 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For 5 months I built a character called a capromancer. I focused on mud and earth based spells and I had myself an aofal golem.
    Since the DM and I were both in on it we agreed that I had a standing spell always in in place where none of the characters could ever get sickened or nauseated as long as I was within 12 ft of them.
    And they found out how I was able to petrify creatures with my mud to Stone spell it was a funny event...

  • @CrashTheComet
    @CrashTheComet 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My party liked to kill brooms solely becaus an animated broom nearly killed (2 failed death saves) our bard.

  • @prowler6435
    @prowler6435 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:50 Poster story: I was really hoping that these spelling mistakes were a code, and that after several years, the party were going to figure out that these mistakes weren't actually mistakes (similar to the code used in A Series of Unfortunate Events).
    4:00 Wizards are going to be seen as peasants with this logic. It would have been fascinating if there was a wizard in the party that didn't wear their hat very often.

  • @nabra97
    @nabra97 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    One of the characters, the cat-folk (basically tabaxy) wizard, believes that dogs are just disabled cats. The thing is - my character, his step-cusine, is a dog-folk, and while she knows that she is adopted and a member of a different species, he doesn't. She managed to explain him the first part, but he refuses to accept the second and believes that she just has problems with her eyesight.
    Also, the same character casted Shutter on a haunted graveyard once, which resulted in all zombies attacking us at once (to be honest, it was pretty fun). Now we are joking about casting Shutter when we are in steals or when something may collapse, as well as a curse that would raise undead each time the cursed individual casts Shatter, even if there are no dead bodies or salvageable bones nearby

  • @raphaelalmeida7326
    @raphaelalmeida7326 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So, in my homebrew world is part of the Orc culture that an Orc's name is the haviest and hardest thing thay can lift above their heads and break it in half with their bare hands. So now every time introduce an Orc in the story everyone is anxously waiting for their name. It started with the Orc fighter that is in our party, his name is "galho seco", witch means "dry stick"

  • @davewilson5846
    @davewilson5846 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The "cheese table" room. Whenever one or more party members are getting a little too greedy, the group will find a room with nothing in it but a table with a wheel of cheese on it. No matter how many rolls you make, no matter how many nat 20s you roll, there is only a table with a wheel of cheese on it. It helps remind the players that rooms can be empty, no matter what they roll.

    • @LordMekanicus
      @LordMekanicus 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I did something similar. An empty room with stone walls and ceiling, and a bucket in the center catching the occasional drip.
      That was it, nothing else, nothing special, nothing dubious. And they still spent the next hour in meticulous investigation.

  • @Harpyr1031
    @Harpyr1031 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So far it’s Toads. I’m running a Monster Hunter homebrew campaign. Toads can have various effects to the players and monsters. One can paralyze another can cause sleep. After one incident with players playing hot potato with a paratoad and another where they threw a poor normal toad at a monster. That toad didn’t survive getting squished by the monster. I have also created a new toad that casts hypnotic pattern. I have created a hypnotoad if you will. I have placed various toads of different types throughout the maps.

  • @kipgodoftherats4074
    @kipgodoftherats4074 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Had my friend play 3 versions of the same character, then an alt universes version of them over the course of 6 games they kept dying and at one point are barbarian started buring the body's so he would stay dead

  • @ChewedBubbleGun
    @ChewedBubbleGun 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    3:49
    This is literally just TF2 lore. Hats are relational to your social standing, such to the point where some upper class people will wear multiple hats at the same time (towering pillar of hats)

  • @5Davideo
    @5Davideo 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ah yes, the Pope, Dimmesdale Dimmadome...

  • @blakeetter280
    @blakeetter280 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My rogue/fighter has been trapped in the underdark for a long time, and doesn’t know much about the surface world. One of our players is a fae who looks like a talking fox. Foxy insists he’s a unique creature. However in his first two sessions my rogue met three other Fox, two of which could talk. Since then he’s met four more Fox who could talk and only one who couldn’t. So he is completely convinced that all Fox can talk and ours is just trying to play a prank on him or act more important than he is.
    At the same time he also believes foxy is a fae lord of some caliber (he’s an elf who has experience with these things) so he sort of plays along.
    Idk if DM is doing it on purpose now, but it comes up ridiculously often

  • @paranormal1019
    @paranormal1019 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I have my players roll for waking up. I have had so many confused questions hehe

  • @Iceican
    @Iceican 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My favorite gag was my character becoming a monk because he hated ex-wife, and as revenge his ex-wife joined the enemy faction he was fighting. She pops up with the enemy at the start of fights and my character says "That B**** Again?!?!?!" in his old man voice (Hes like 70 years old).

  • @MeloditeCat
    @MeloditeCat 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    During an Acquisitions Inc. campaign, both our Dragonborn War Cleric (a new player) and a Human Paladin (not a new player, but for some reason their entire sheet was basically blank) were both extremely committed to trying to extract as much money from any people who were unfortunate enough to meet them. During a session where our Paladin couldn't be at, our Cleric started trying to sell people "Horse Warranty" (which, based on the way they are selling it to NPCs, I'm pretty sure is closer to Insurance). The actual Horse Warranty wasn't real and was just another scam by the Cleric. Apparently, however, Horse Warranty may have powers to include the ability to control a horse's life as evidenced by the (non-canonical) event of my character going to let one of the horse, rolling a Nat1 on animal handling, and the horse dropping dead on the spot due to us not having Horse Warranty. Either way, it is now become a joke among us.

  • @TheNoobRapter
    @TheNoobRapter 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In my cyberpunk game, I have a low level corpo that is effectively just a stock broker. Yet every party that has seen this guy decides "Look a corpo, we need to kill him!" but never seem to kill him because of rolls. I am talking misfiring guns that blow the users legs off, shooting the guy and not confirming if he is dead, and blowing up a cruise ship because he was in a vip suite. In the 6 years I have run cyberpunk, this guy has not died once. Now every time I have this npc show up he has a heavily armed squad of militech guards because clearly some other company wants to kill him, I mean just look at all the squads of edgerunners that attacked him.

  • @nello611
    @nello611 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    May I offer you a toblerone in these trying times?

  • @LarryJ2022
    @LarryJ2022 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Chairs as an improvised weapon have been entirely too deadly. It all began with a player barely avoiding a one hit kill twice in a row when he was charged with a chair, a bunch of other games where they weren't absolutely lethal but did well, all under the same GM.
    Then I went to GM for a different group and let them in on the joke. Someone bought a stool from the tavern after that and I rolled my eyes thinking nothing bad could possibly happen, but the first fight he got in he did an attack basically falling on an enemy from 50 feet, adding the falling damage to the attack and making him take the falling damage as well. Of course, critical hit, one shotting a high level fighter. The party then attacked a keep that same day, and they teleported into the courtyard to fight off tons of enemies. They somehow managed to win and had the entire armory to sell off and split. Thousands of gold. With his share he got the chair enchanted.
    Later on in a sci fi campaign I was running, I told a lady about the legend of the chair before session started. She laughed, we made nothing of it. Session picks up with the party trying to defend a strange matter containment facility. She's in the security office when a trio of intruders barge in, she picks up a steel folding chair and performs a technique to hit multiple enemies ( homebrew stuff ) and of course crits all three, instantly knocking them out.
    If anyone gets inspired to use a chair or has any chair related stories please give this comment a reply I'd be delighted to read some!

  • @warriorkater2407
    @warriorkater2407 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When a player can,t attend a session. Simple question: who is adding them into their inventory Minecraft style. Next session in the bag of the player carrying them. Doesn’t matter the size even pant pockets work. They are gonna fall out of it. And no knows lore wise why

  • @fred-lime
    @fred-lime 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    we bet on how my characters will die since roughly 75% have kicked the bucket all because of my stupidity and poor luck its great

  • @VinceMouse
    @VinceMouse 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Having 'Half Race Backshots' be your racist character's backstory is about as dubious as it gets.

  • @zevonweinreich5072
    @zevonweinreich5072 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So this isn't a DnD running gag, but a Cyberpunk Red/2020 one. Throughout our entire 6 year game, the most targeted body rolls were the legs. The left legs mostly. So each time we started a combat encounter, we make bets on how many leg shots are done. Another one we have, is 'Love Ninja'. Long story short we were doing a stealth op in a corpo bunker and my character @tm0$ (Atmos) was dressed up as a one of the ninjas. I rolled to 'seduce' this one guy in order to provide one of the party members a chance to get into the area.....And it slightly worked, being my roll was a nat 1 sooo bad it actually worked because it dumb founded the other ninja so well it allowed my buddy to just walk in. Now everyone makes jokes about it.

  • @lukasdeitert5405
    @lukasdeitert5405 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Holy Crowbar
    The Party was captured and thrown into Jail dm took away the weapons but left us with the Equipment.
    Nobody had a lockpick but he missed a crowbar in the arteficers inventory so. After we broke the loks my paladin Divine smitet down the guards with a Crowbar so the Holy crowbar was born (the encounter was balaced around us using unatmed attacks)

  • @dr.floridamanphd
    @dr.floridamanphd 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I thought the punchline on the last one was that he was going to be half-racist

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Do people REALLY not get that in-game people don't use character classes as titles? Rogue and Cleric are not job titles like Plumber or Baker. PCs are adventurers or mercenaries, even soldiers, but no one is aware of your character class.

  • @Tommyr49
    @Tommyr49 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    7th!!!

  • @mod321
    @mod321 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    First :)