arbitrarily choosing to ONLY drink strong liquor instead of beers is what doomed him, beer quenches more thirst and gets you drunk slower so you wouldnt OD
@@Mer_Lover. Nah, it has a good enough alcoholic content to get you drunk. Plus it's the only one I can stand the taste of so it's alcohol enough for me. For context, my opinion is formed because I just dislike the taste of the alcohol itself. It's terrible and I don't get how you people can stand it, makes me want to puke the moment it touches the tongue. The only point of alcohol is the fact that it's alcoholic and alcoholic things give you a cool status effect; Why bother with it being more or less alcoholic? The more alcoholic it is the more of a reason you should take a damn break from drinking, you don't need stuff like vodka if you take a tolerance break instead of being an addict loser. Beer is fine enough if you want to get drunk and the taste of the drink hides the taste of the alcohol (though if you, say, mix in mtn dew in a 1:1 ratio with some Budweiser, you can make the beer itself actually taste good thanks to the absurd sugar and etc flavoring in a dew) I can stand the poor taste of beer as it's not as bad as the taste of its lower alcohol content and thus hides the alcohol from my taste buds, combine that with my extremely low alcohol tolerance and desire to not waste money on pointless things because I'm a utilitarian and don't see the point of the fancier stuff if it all gets you drunk the same and the only reason it couldn't is because you've built up a tolerance because of addiction. To me, beer is the best alcohol out of them; it's cheap, poor taste that's atleast bearable, and you can't taste the alcohol. Theres no reason to buy anything harder except if you're trying to hurt yourself, at that point spend the money on therapy. I do want to try a stout sometime though, it's a type of beer so I'm more open to it especially because I hear it tastes nicer! Maybe I'll get to enjoy the journey instead of the destination. Sidenote, I respect wine drinkers. Not for me since I can taste the alcohol but I do get it; the... "spice" goes well with the sweetness from the fruit. Don't really know what to call the taste of alcohol other than "weird spice", but yeah, I still dislike the drink but full cheers to people who enjoy wine I can atleast understand the flavor profile. Otherwise, every other alcohol I've tried I hold in disdain and disgust. Free world so do what you love and love what you do but I'd love being waterboarded in La Croiqx more than I would drinking vodka or whiskey... Jack Daniels tastes like ass, and it's supposed to be one of the "finer" whiskeys? Terrible.
I love how he willingly allows him to be surrounded by zombies JUST to prevent grass, blatantly ignoring cuts, lacerations, bites, death, JUST for grass... Honestly, i have to respect the commitment.
Proud to say I'm the dude who suggested the touch grass square and its totally fucked him in both of these Bingors. Charborgs aversion to grass supersedes all other survival instincts.
Picked card 2, I'm right after the into. I love when creators add little objectives for me. I've been bedridden for a few months, so it's nice to have entertaining things to do with my mind, like really paying attention to video like this.
@@joejoemyo it varies actually, i typically call it looa-vuhl. looa-ville like chdartboard said is fine too. some people call it luh-vuhl, seems like the less effort you put into it the more kentuckian it is
Nah man shrimps is totally bugs, Char's search result just straight-up lied to him 'cause "bug" isn't even a scientific classification for anything other than hemiptera, a specific order of insects known as "true bugs", it's a colloquialism for all arthropods and some gastropods and annelids
I like to imagine he was going to rockcon but since he only made it down the street he didn't feel the need to bring it up yet as it was more about the journey than the destination
I like to imagine that the in game lore explanation behind this character's existence is that he's just severely mentally ill. Like he keeps rambling about a fishing trip in the big city and is convinced that if he fails the objectives on the bingor cards, the world will like blow up or something
10:26 you can turn off the alarm by simply clicking on the bell icon on the watch (upper right corner), same to turn it on. you can do it while asleep too.
CARD 1 GOT A BINGOR AT THE SAME TIME AS CARD 2, YOU CRAPPED YOUR PANTS BEFORE THE GUNSHOT EVENT!!!!! Edit: After reviewing the evidence again, I was wrong. I'm sorry my fellow card 1ers.
at what time? cause when he shits after passing out, he clearly stated that he clicked "shit without paper" which is removing pants, shitting, pulling them back up.
*uses A.I. and Modifications to allow twitch chat to interact with him In-Game* *stretches an "O" instead of downloading a circle png* Honestly I respect it. minimalize work where possible lol.
what a wonderfully spectacular video i dare say i do want to give this video RAVE reviews SO i will this is a SPLENDID video and before you ask im clairvoyant so i know its just a SPLENDID VIDEO
I am going to pick card 1, it seems like it can make a good card with it's free spot placement. Man, if you had pooped yourself instead of attracting the zombie with it, there would have been a two way tie for the cards. But dangit, I picked the wrong one.
The next Bedbananas video starts when Charborg actually makes it to Louisville to fish. It's gonna open with him being extremely late to fishing and it will progress much the same as the other Bed Zomboid video
arbitrarily choosing to ONLY drink strong liquor instead of beers is what doomed him, beer quenches more thirst and gets you drunk slower so you wouldnt OD
I mean he chose it because he could only drive drunk but yeah good point
Beer ain't real alcohol tbh
@@Mer_Lover. Nah, it has a good enough alcoholic content to get you drunk. Plus it's the only one I can stand the taste of so it's alcohol enough for me.
For context, my opinion is formed because I just dislike the taste of the alcohol itself. It's terrible and I don't get how you people can stand it, makes me want to puke the moment it touches the tongue. The only point of alcohol is the fact that it's alcoholic and alcoholic things give you a cool status effect; Why bother with it being more or less alcoholic? The more alcoholic it is the more of a reason you should take a damn break from drinking, you don't need stuff like vodka if you take a tolerance break instead of being an addict loser. Beer is fine enough if you want to get drunk and the taste of the drink hides the taste of the alcohol (though if you, say, mix in mtn dew in a 1:1 ratio with some Budweiser, you can make the beer itself actually taste good thanks to the absurd sugar and etc flavoring in a dew)
I can stand the poor taste of beer as it's not as bad as the taste of its lower alcohol content and thus hides the alcohol from my taste buds, combine that with my extremely low alcohol tolerance and desire to not waste money on pointless things because I'm a utilitarian and don't see the point of the fancier stuff if it all gets you drunk the same and the only reason it couldn't is because you've built up a tolerance because of addiction.
To me, beer is the best alcohol out of them; it's cheap, poor taste that's atleast bearable, and you can't taste the alcohol. Theres no reason to buy anything harder except if you're trying to hurt yourself, at that point spend the money on therapy.
I do want to try a stout sometime though, it's a type of beer so I'm more open to it especially because I hear it tastes nicer! Maybe I'll get to enjoy the journey instead of the destination.
Sidenote, I respect wine drinkers. Not for me since I can taste the alcohol but I do get it; the... "spice" goes well with the sweetness from the fruit. Don't really know what to call the taste of alcohol other than "weird spice", but yeah, I still dislike the drink but full cheers to people who enjoy wine I can atleast understand the flavor profile.
Otherwise, every other alcohol I've tried I hold in disdain and disgust. Free world so do what you love and love what you do but I'd love being waterboarded in La Croiqx more than I would drinking vodka or whiskey... Jack Daniels tastes like ass, and it's supposed to be one of the "finer" whiskeys? Terrible.
@@Mer_Lover.Light beers maybe, but there are plenty of beers that are stronger than wines like double IPA and such.
@@Mer_Lover. all you’re saying right now is that you have a problem
>Needs to drink alcohol and also not die
>Chooses the most alcoholic drink possible
???
Seasoned alcoholic right there
That moan keybind strat was actually diabolical 💀
Chat is pulling a monkey% speedrun strat right there
moankey
That's some DougDoug levels of trickery, I approve
besides the fact that it was a different pronunciation and chat is once again showing their deprevedness
i saw this before watching and i have to say WHAT
Char would rather have gotten scratched, bitten, lacerated and died than touch grass.
What being terminally online does to a mfer.
Same
i read this as lactated. im unhappy now
@@kelpstorm he would love that too tbh
Lore accurate to anime fans
pooping your pants being in the skill based square category destroyed me
"I did not want to download a circle png" KILLED me
smh not even enough effort to draw a circle png
Can’t even have a circle in this community
@@Capiosus😢
@@slimsadie6491Yeah. Frankly ridiculous. Might have to strike.
I cannot BELIEVE you DIED
12:06 just remove the pants. Then you physically can’t pee your pants.
I love how he willingly allows him to be surrounded by zombies JUST to prevent grass, blatantly ignoring cuts, lacerations, bites, death, JUST for grass... Honestly, i have to respect the commitment.
Proud to say I'm the dude who suggested the touch grass square and its totally fucked him in both of these Bingors.
Charborgs aversion to grass supersedes all other survival instincts.
Amen brother! I got 14 years in prison for vehicular manslaughter!
Amen brother!
Amen brother!
Amen brother!
Amen brother!
Amen brother!
"THEY HEARD THE POOP, THEY HEARD THE POOOOP" Isn't something i expected to hear in a zombie game but here we are, gang.
Erm... He said "poot"
what is that pfp
@@Goofy4841 handsome, isnt it? :)
thank you for showing us a day in your life charborg, looking forward to more vlog videos like this
Like before, the reluctance to just take the "touch grass" square leads to many other squares filled in.
The "Moan Keybind" is an unholy strategy only employed by the most devious of tricksters.
“God gives his loudest moan keybind to his most devious tricksters”
Picked card 2, I'm right after the into. I love when creators add little objectives for me. I've been bedridden for a few months, so it's nice to have entertaining things to do with my mind, like really paying attention to video like this.
i fully agree :D and as a fellow card 2er, congratulations brother >:)
Sad but interesting
are you okay? hope you get better soon
get well soon
Hope you're feeling better now
“Do you think they’ll be having alcohol in the school anywhere?”
Check the History teacher’s office.
It’s Rural Kentucky in the 80s-90s soooooo
0:20 this has to be the first time i've heard a zomboid youtuber say louisville in a way that didn't want to make me tear off my ears. thank you.
"lewis-villy"
They say it like loo-vull there, it's pretty jarring
@@joejoemyo it varies actually, i typically call it looa-vuhl. looa-ville like chdartboard said is fine too. some people call it luh-vuhl, seems like the less effort you put into it the more kentuckian it is
1:02 bingor this, bingor that. Never rogniB.
rogniB
more like bore:ragnarok
More like morb: rogniBok
MORBIOUS AND ROGNIBOK CROSSOVER????
Nah man shrimps is totally bugs, Char's search result just straight-up lied to him 'cause "bug" isn't even a scientific classification for anything other than hemiptera, a specific order of insects known as "true bugs", it's a colloquialism for all arthropods and some gastropods and annelids
the poop into zombies hearing it and trying to kill you had me wheezing LMAO
I kinda respect him for rolling with the chat making him say mo(a)nkey
" Which is... I think that''s what Beetlejuice had - wrong with 'em "
Less than 30 seconds in and we got solid chuckles, new sub :D
The music at 24:34 went so hard and was so fitting for the tense situation it was peak tension. 10/10
What song is it? I’ve heard other TH-camrs use it. Kinda sounds like Aphex Twin or something
forget 50% of your body being water we have 50% alcohol
waiter! one hundred litters of liquor please!
The desperation to open that window in the beginning is always funny to me.
“Yes that is a capital O and stretched horizontally i did not want to download a circle png” it gets the job done man
"i think thats what beetljuice.. had wrong with him" brother im audibly laughing in the first 15 seconds of the vid
"Reads title"
Amen
no convention this time 😔
A tragedy, really
Wdym
Self-destructive purge is not on the list this time :( @@FreakBob219
@@FreakBob219 probably a reference to eddie dermis who wanted to go to prunecon
I like to imagine he was going to rockcon but since he only made it down the street he didn't feel the need to bring it up yet as it was more about the journey than the destination
what's better than one beer?
two beers
what's better than two beers?
three beers
what’s better than three beers? three beers and car keys
@@isoknight0728 throw in a copy of fallout 4 nuba world DLC and you got a deal
@@isoknight0728 damn right brother
@@isoknight0728hear me out.. an entire case of beers and car keys
Unfortunately there's only one beer left, rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
the moan keybind was incredible. chat never dissapoints
Except it sounds nothing like monkey
@ the moan keybind
@@kevinmartin9674 mom keybind
didn't even give the option to choose "I win" instead of the cards, dude knew he was cooked
“I could find a caterpillar and hope that it gives me some water but then i might find rocks”😭💀
i pooped myself while watching this video
hell yeah
hell na
let's go
you posted this 1 minute after posting. you must have been pooping yourself before this video smh
Heaven yes
11:24 my dad coming home from work
14:19 pisses himself anyways
Alcohol and bugs😋
b ooze and bugs is my diet, thanks for the representation brother, i also never take off my hat too
Will someone please let this boy know he can just click the bell icon in the topright clock to stop the alarm?
i picked all 3 cards fish sucker, you cant stop me
Honestly the chatter who came up with moan keybind was a genius
nothing i hate more than not seeing a modlist on videos like this ngl
I like to imagine that the in game lore explanation behind this character's existence is that he's just severely mentally ill. Like he keeps rambling about a fishing trip in the big city and is convinced that if he fails the objectives on the bingor cards, the world will like blow up or something
10:26 you can turn off the alarm by simply clicking on the bell icon on the watch (upper right corner), same to turn it on. you can do it while asleep too.
CARD 1 GOT A BINGOR AT THE SAME TIME AS CARD 2, YOU CRAPPED YOUR PANTS BEFORE THE GUNSHOT EVENT!!!!!
Edit: After reviewing the evidence again, I was wrong. I'm sorry my fellow card 1ers.
OMG YOURE RIGHT!! I GOT SCAMMED!!
2ers are just cooler thats why
No his overlay was on, he pooped on the ground, or well i should say, he pressed the button to poop (im bad at explaining)
Lmaoooooo, dats what yall get for choosing one of the worse numbera
at what time? cause when he shits after passing out, he clearly stated that he clicked "shit without paper" which is removing pants, shitting, pulling them back up.
*uses A.I. and Modifications to allow twitch chat to interact with him In-Game*
*stretches an "O" instead of downloading a circle png*
Honestly I respect it. minimalize work where possible lol.
“More? YES dude I gotta drive!”
Something about this moment is so cool for some reason 24:51
The music really made it tense.
7:39 HE SAID THE LINE
what a wonderfully spectacular video i dare say i do want to give this video RAVE reviews SO i will this is a SPLENDID video and before you ask im clairvoyant so i know its just a SPLENDID VIDEO
THE ZOMBIES JUST HEARD HIM SHITTING IN THE GARAGE XDXD (19:53 TO 20:10)
21:52 HELL YES I PICKED RIGHT
ME TOO
2:26
That scared me so bad I ended up spilling my cup of water on my bed
When my dad drank he would beat me with jumper cables.
Real
Hello Mr. Cheems
Did he eat bugs though
I CANT STOP DRINKING
*sitcom laugh track*
God gives his busiest roads to his drunkest drivers
God i love bingor AND pz ... Thank you borgchar!
0:08 *had right with him
Pls keep up the videos i love you
waiter, one million beers please!
"Please don't let this kill me." -me after my third Miller Lite
Ok? Weak af.
its good to find someone whose actually entertaining play this game.
I want to thank charborg for my first ever bingor win, thank you charborg.
not gonna lie this do be kinda relatable
I would have absolutely counted worms and shrimps as bugs bc bugs are categorized by vibes pretty much
Charborg got me bricked.
😐
0:55 I’m guessing cars 3 again, not editing. Also I hope this keeps going because I love these vids.
16:39 it’s a bug… insect is insect and counts as a bug, not all bugs are insects.
Not wanting to download a circle png is so relatable LMAO
What is that sick music at 24:56 ? ?
Please tell me 🤯
Ik this is late but it’s one of the horde tracks from Left 4 Dead
@@BHL69 never too late, i'll look into what i can find
Now this is a god I can stumble behind
Just like poopman before them, the zombies could hear the poop.
30 minutes of chrbrg, my day is good already
I chose the right card, where’s my virtual pat on the back?
22:00 Heck, yeah! Card 2 for the win!
He’s got the demoman diet
I am going to pick card 1, it seems like it can make a good card with it's free spot placement.
Man, if you had pooped yourself instead of attracting the zombie with it, there would have been a two way tie for the cards. But dangit, I picked the wrong one.
Goated title
Omg surprise bingor video?
This has made me very happy :D
The next Bedbananas video starts when Charborg actually makes it to Louisville to fish. It's gonna open with him being extremely late to fishing and it will progress much the same as the other Bed Zomboid video
24:56 WTF is this song??
l4d horde theme
I think drinking beer instead of liquor may have been able to prevent dehydration and dying of thirst.
Ya know, if you drive drunk every single time, it’s scientifically proven that you will drive worse when sober
This is definitely the first time I've been chanting for someone to piss their pants.
I should start going to the casino, I got BINGOR last one and this one too
ily Charborg and know it's just a silly game. But chat: please don't drink and drive
Charborg would make some sick ASMR ngl
I love how the progress was literally just down the road
"If you can't show it to me in a clip, it doesn't count" is a pretty easy way to define the rules. 6:56
You could have just used a non-capital "o", which is just a circle.
I pick bingor 3 at 0:54
I don't watch Twitch streams but if I did I'd watch Charborg.
i picked card 3 last time and it worked out pretty good, lets see if it works again
Speak your truth brother!
The title goes so hard
I LOVE playing Bingor!!!
Project Zomboid: "Hell yeah" edition
HELL yeah
When the watch alarm is going off, you can click the bell icon on the top right to turn it off
BOTH TIMES I GUESSED AND WON(card 3 and 2) I AM A BINGOR GOD
this stream was literally so fun omg
(even tho i lost so many points)
0:27 SIR what. what do you mean a circle png. does your software not come with the. the shape tool.