ASMR RP | SOCCER MOM GIVES YOU A MANICURE
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she’s 100% anti-vax
update: connor isn’t doing too well
fiona mclellan oh no
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The essential oils aren't working HE NEEDS MORE LAVENDER GET THE PEPPERMINT TOO
This is what happened after Karen took the kids
@@fionamclellan870 GET THE ALOE VERA N O W
she isn’t specifically a “karen” but she’s more like a “linda” or something. like she’s the linda that’s always at the pta meetings
*_shannon_*
Izzi C oh my god you are absolutely correct
@@ndelgado13 thank you, my third eye guided me to the right answer
Izzi C LMAO
crazy cuz linda from bobs burgers went to a pta meeting in that one episode lol
Lips? Glossed.
Stress? Gone.
Soul? Blessed.
Connor? CONNOR I SW-
《AestheticallyAngel》 HAHA THANKS
Lollloooool😂😂😂😂
I live for this comment
Hotel? Trivago
Emily Viele - hotel? Trivago
Conner: has terminal cancer
Soccer mom: you better stop that now
Just use essential oils Connor!
T8ERMAN omg!!
xodiac just like Connor 😔
she's anti-vax
Soccer mom: its that damn phone
Conor’s wildin in the back
lmao
i am
_reference to my profile pic_
TheOcelotGirl
Lol
TheOcelotGirl why hello there dbh
@@renarizaki *HellO,mY NaMe iS cOnNor tHe aNdrOiD sEnT bY CYbErLiFe~*
I like how the Soccer Mom is a Christian but practices Reiki and makes sure to align her chakras.
gina the space cowgirl and says CONNOR I SWEAR TO GOD
Madison Potter while i was reading that she said it again-
@@jules444ever5 yup
don’t forget the 3rd eye 😂😂
love that ahaha
She seems like the type of person who would get involved in a pyramid scheme.
Charlotte LOL I thought the same thing and then she said something about her Mary Kay events. Bet she‘s anti vax, too
FOOOOR SURE!!😂😂😂
No she’s the one running it
xD
Sarah H lmao
She can be anywhere from 19-45
Lmao so true
Right
older
Facts
True
I love how she’s a bit rude, but it feels like she means well, I like this character.
Stellar Skies honestly she doesn’t mean well she stole her credit cards info but the actual Kay is nice
She stole my credit card information, and Imsence give me migraines, but IT'S PART OF THE MANICURE TREATMENT. SO LET LET'S JUST LET HER RUN HER BUSINESS.
And how she makes it seem like she isn't going to steal your credit card lol
She’s Playinq A Character In The Video, Of Course She’s Not Like That In Real Life Stealing Yhur Credit Card Info . LoL
Nadya Zollbrecht It’s personal policy, man.
“Berlin... probably in Alaska somewhere...“
Me, living in Berlin: *gasps in german*
Lmaoo
BRUDER !
@@anniehoney03 MUSS LOS!
Sayonara na dit is ja wahnsinn hier
Ja hallöchen 😂
3 years later and still a comfort video
No you’re right
da
Yaaaassss
glad i’m not alone 😢
I can't believe it's been 5 years I still remember when she uploaded it 🥲
Why does asmr have better actors than actual movies? Like this is QUALITY
i love frogs oh hey. I also admire amphibians.
Fr
acting gold 10/10
"This is my quick technique. Mama's quick technique." *Agressively clips nails*
Ma'am that's my entire finger
🤣🤣
"Yeah quick like lighting" 😂 this was one of my favorite quotes from her 😂
Her: *Im* *LiKe* *SaNiCcC*
😂I'M DYING
Darius
lips: glossed
face: powdered
brows: lined
incense: lit
credit card info: stolen
dog: out
nails: painted
magnesium: chewed
conner: still hasn’t got his cleats on
CHAYkras: aligned
Bang's: Fixed
Nails: clipped
Pores: Set
Mama: with a client
Is it just me or does she have the "can I speak to the manager" vibe going on😂
Ravenclaw Student yes
She actually does omg 😂😂😂😂
Ravenclaw Student eh. I’m getting more of an antivax vibe, but I see the “can I speak to your manager” thing.
is her name secretly Karen?!
a real karen.
Lips? glossed
Pores? set
Credit Card Info? snatched
Hotel? *Trivago*
Anti? Vax
Connor? Dying
Tablet? Turned off
Hotel? *trivago*
AReel TrebleMaker Soccer:mom
Dead? Meme
Comment? Stolen
Connor? A disappointment
the dislikes are connor
angry swamp LMAOOOO
angry swamp omg lololololololololololololololololololololololololololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lmfao
angry swamp I died reading this😂😂😂😂
angry swamp what about Davis?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*although you’re trying to rob me-you calling me fine, baby, calling my cuticles and nails nice, offering me vitamins, talking to me nicely and telling me the tea on carter are the reasons why I will be returning*
* CoNnEr
*CoNnnNnErrRrRrrRr*
Plot twist: the client was filming a “ I got my nails done at the worst reviewed nail tech in my city” video
Omg and you catch her taking a picture of the card😂😂😂
I feel bad for Conor he got so much shit during this video 😂
😂😂😂😭😭
Nina HAHAH
Nina true hahaha
Damn i didnt realise how many likes this got
okay
*CoNnOR I SWEARTUHGAWD*
mAh gLaWSe
nobody:
literally nobody:
not a single soul:
soccer mom: *mA GLOSS*
“ i like the YMCA because they have that picture of jesus hanging up in their gymnasium “ 😂
“But that don’t stop mamma”
ICONIC
*Girl dies of heart attack because she couldn’t get her gloss in time*
Cringy Chloe honestly though
Every 3 freaking minutes
Girl i see you Everywhere😂
one of her family members at the funeral: *talking to her husband* omg this was so sudden! how did she pass???
kay: *jumping up in coffin* MAH GLOSS
Reminds me of my mom when she has clients and I could be dying but if she's with a client, she's with a client
quiet oh my god my grandma does nails and hair and makeup and when she’s with a client I’m the entertainment 😂
little did she know....
I blocked my card beforehand..
I was like.. she better go to the bathroom and block that card right now 🤣🤣🤣
“It’s for personal bUsInEsS oNlY”
“My GlOsS”
“CoNnEeRrR”
“Connor...I swear to god, if you don’t turn that tablet off while I got a customer...”
😂
Miranda V #Momlife 🤷🏻♀️
Miranda V omg this killed me 😂
"Put it down"
Miranda V tell Dave to stop moaning while I have a customer XD
Emily Friedman Lol, I thought she said to get him to stop mowing the lawn!
"burleen? is that a place? i dont even know where thats at."
"probably in alaska or somethin"
me in history
h o n e y m o c h i you learn where countries are in history?
@@jessechadwick5455 yes🤣
You mean it's not in Alaska?
h o n e y m o c h i ᴀʀᴍʏʏ
ahaha I love your profile pic 🤣🤣
I'm 13.5 minutes in. this is the fourth time she's applied her gloss and she's also touched up her powder thrice. it's on her teeth. none of the colour is even on the corner of her lips. the video is more than halfway through and she hasn't started painting my nails yet. I'm worryingly invested in Connor and his brother Davis, who can't catch a break despite trying to help out with chores. I'm still wondering what she would do to "glamourize my career" even though that was a one-off line from several minutes ago AND I'm a high school student with no job. a single bead of sweat rolls down my forehead and falls onto my computer keyboard as I type furiously.
molly 00 this was the best comment yet 😂
@/dashie “THRICE”
I see a future in writing for you
lol thanks
molly 00 I was gonna praise you but then I saw the profile picture and now I have to block you, have a terrible day
“We dont have a lot of time”
*applies lipgloss 69 times*
(Not hate)
Hehe 69
And then sets her pores 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Kenna Lauren would like it but you’re at 666
"but it would be nothin' without my gloss-"
" _mY glOSS_ "
I would be nothing without my gloss
m Y g L O s S
Stellar Skies me everyday
My Happy place the power of gLOss revives you
*MA GLAWS*
Stellar Skies c
gasp
MI GLAWSE!!
soccer mom: just let this kind of waft all over you
me: i have asthma
soccer mom: this is part of the manicure treatment *please let me run my business*
You stole my cOMmENt
@@mina-simp Sorry, I honestly wasn't trying to. I even scrolled through a few of the top comments before posting to make sure no one said something similar but I guess I didn't check well enough. Great minds think alike, I suppose. I'll try to find your comment and give it a like if I see it.
@@ArtOfD0CILE lol i actually stole your commetn, but thank yiu for being an actually kind person on earth lol
Me: dies in asthma
Juuzou Suzuya BAHAHAH
“I THOUGHT THEY WERE SAYING INCEST AND I SAID HOW DID U GET AHOLD OF MY FAMILY HISTORY” ASDFGKJS IM SEIZING AT 3AM
its ya girl taylor
WAIT WHEN IS THIS??? WHAT PART OF THE VIDEO IS THIS?!?!💀💀💀💀💀
Coke it’s at 5:35! one of the greatest sound bites from this video lmao
Life with Mak's mom was right this is great XD
Adamaris Rosado omg that’s we’re I came from😂😂
Where I came from also lol
ooh what video?
“mY gLoSs mY gLoss gLoss glOss”
*proceeds to apply matte lipstick*
smellen’s world honestly me
Exposed
That’s probably why she keep reapplying 😂 it keeps drying down
pahaha this got so many likes wtfffff thanks youtube for not telling me jeeez
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that😂
This video is peak of the asmr golden age for me
"yes i did get botox. and what of it?" LMFAOOOOO DEAD
WHO IS THIS WOMAN!? SHE NEEDS HER OWN SERIES, I STAN.
Ohmygod me to
I can't tell if this character's the type to secretly participate in 4/20 or would call the cops if she saw oregano
Eliot Barnhart definitely the latter
Naw, you'd be surprised she DEFINITELY smokes, man
She took the guard off her lighter
Finds her son’s weed but takes a little for herself before busting them
Holly Zimmerman
There you go lol that sound fitting 😂
She protecc
She atacc
But most importantly, she will snatch your credit card
And take a snap!
five years later this is still one of my favorite videos of all time 😭
I actually love her can she be a recurring character? 😬
Emma Karpinski AGREEEEEEE
YESSSSSSS!
Please
YES PLEASEEE
ASMR Church Group Meeting please, it would be iconic.
MY GLOSS
Willa Hladun YES
Oh my god 😂😂😂
YESYESYES OMG
Yessss omggggg plz do it girl
i confused is this a girl or a boy?
take a shot every time she says “mama”
sad edits
*wHaT?*
sad edits im Sloppy drunk then
I’d be wasted if I did that
sad edits
Alcohol poisoning.
I'd be dead
*Nobody* :
*Conner* : mom-
Her: *CONNER I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T GET MY LIPGLOSS BACK IN 2.0 SECONDS LORD JESUS IS GONNA COME DOWN HERE AND BLESS YOU WITH HOLY WATER*
Tae ᴀʀᴍʏ
2/5 stars. The manicurist referred to herself as "mama" the whole time, kept stopping my manicure to apply her lip gloss, and I'm pretty sure she stole my credit card info.
i love this woman so much omg she deserves cake and more subscribers
I’m the 101 like XD
What happened to the third boy?!?
Man*
Sophia Was probably referring to the husband. The sons are the other 2
Lauren Lop hi
Going to the worst reviewed nail artist in my town
Laura Marie ok mar
And I oop-
it’s been four years and i still watch it. something about “it’s for bones” gives me tingles and makes me laugh
it’s a comfort video for me 💀
20:45-
"You want one? It's for bones."
Im cryingggggg😂😂
AwesomeGirl Vlogs I knew more people had to love that part
"i thought it said incest and i said HONEY where did you get my family history" iM dEcEaSeD
😂😂
iM jUst kiDDiN iM jUst kiDdin
"I would be nothing without my glos-"
_gasp_
*MY GLOSS*
nol ` YESSSS
Hahahagghhhahahaha
Who gonna tell her i-
The Kat von d lipstick she has is matte
i-
PERIODT. Love the username 😂
its gloss?
... CONNOR what did you do to mamas gloss?!?!
I remembered this comment and fr SEARCHED through the comment section for THIS comment
Mama needs her gloss 😂😂
13:09 when I realize tomorrow is Monday and I had homework over the weekend.
Looool i cann relatttte
ICONIC, YES QUEEN 🤗
that’s actually my situation rn and i’m watching this instead of doing hw 😔
Thank you for reminding me I have homework 😂
my favorite part is when she says “not that kinda tip ima mom i’m married and got 3 kids “ ion remember exactly 💀💀😂 or when she says “when i first bought this i thought she said incest and i was like now honey where did you get my family history “ 💀💀💀
It was at 5:40- 5:50
Meghan Michelle I read you comment right as the incest part was playing 😂
What does tips mean ?
"oh honey not those kinda tips" GIRL WHAT
Idk why but you calling yourself “mama” and calling us “baby” is weirdly comforting 💞
“Honey, mama is aligning her chaykras” I love you so much lmao
Connor:
Everyone else:
Soccer mom: CONNOR I SWEAR TUH GAWD
Also 13:10 time stamp: SHOOKETH
MAH GLAWS
19:02
*yOu wAnT beAuTiFuL cUTicleS, UsE jOjObA oiL*
only true holosexuals will understand
Science Queen bITch
Lol
Simplynaillogical🥴😱
Christine the science queeeeen
Christine
The holo queen and Tea queen
wow
she really does give off a soccer mom energy
*"Connor I swear to God, if you don't turn that tablet down."*
😂💀
GreySweatshirts ._. That’s actually every Walmart mom ever
Noah Is a fish That's my mom 😂
Lol
GreySweatshirts ._. THAT'S MY MOM
I think you mean “Cawner I swear’t’gawd”
"Youre my..3 o'clock manicure..! I knew it! Something in the universe told me.."
*the clock says **3:05**PM*
😂😂😂😂😂 yes queen
I love your videos ❤
my queen
GOT THAT ASMR k
I have a big crush on you
GOT THAT ASMR my clock says 3:31. The lady is late.
5.5 years and I still watch this
i always come back to this video when i'm down and it cracks me up even more every time
And now I have $50 of gloss on my credit card
September Maeve you mean a maxed credit card?
Anna Warwick you right
How'd that get there? 😗
"They just love their mama-WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!??" Im dying!!!!
Camo Circle “they just adore me “😂
? ._______.
ok
The constant use of Bare Minerals powder is the most incredible characterization I've ever seen
she's so mother for this ❤️ i still go back to this video even after 5 years.
"WHERE'D YOU GET AHOLD OF MY FAMILY HISTORY" I AM ScreEchInG
Kay G. HER FAMILY HISTORY ARE *ShAKinG*
Kay G. Hahahahahahahaahah how funny
I know 😂😭 I'm in tears here
IM FUCKING WEAKKKKKKKK 😂😂😂
This character is spot on! Her accent is so tingly 💓 I love southern accents zzzz 💆🏼♀️
i confused is this a girl or a boy?
hello bitches Mcroy girl DUH stop being rude
hello bitches Mcroy why does it concern you? Just enjoy the lovely video
LikelyDawson 1137 how is that rude? he's just asking
Míaxo There are certain question you don’t ask people. Even if you don’t mean to be rude they come off as rude. Like you don’t ask someone if they’re pregnant. They might not be and you basically called them fat. You don’t ask someone if they’re gay. They might not be and it might offend them. You might be too young to understand this.
" they just love their momma"
" wHaT DId yOu juSt CaLl mE "
“Just let your chAYkrus align...”
CoNnOr gEt yEr CleAts oN MaMa’S AliGnIn hEr ChAkrAs
ASMR Gems
MamAS aLigNin hEr CheCkReS
ASMR Gems I'm your 470 like
ASMR Gems lol
In your 700th like
I need a man that loves me as much as mama Kay loves her gloss
I feel so bad for Conor everything is blamed on him I’ve heard his name 15 times so far lol 😂
Connor: **is alive for 1 millisecond**
Soccer mom (aka Karen): *CoNnOr I sWeAr To GoD*
why are my old comments so cringe omfg 😭
And that is how Connor got his name.
how can u kin an entire game😳
the real kedamono i can’t tell if you’re joking or not
Danganronpa Kinnie im joking😭
Please don’t use God’s name in vain
9:38 "I may be a married woman, but that doesn't mean I'm off the market okay" THAT HAD ME DEAD
“I would be nothin without my gloss.” *dramatic gasp* “MY GLOSS”
Dear Jesus this woman cracks me up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ima geek 2006 i read this while she said it at the same time. Lmfao
Kay: I’m just going to light this incense
Me: but I’m allerg-
Kay: *blows in my face*
Me: *dies*
Her: what coler do you want today?
Me: idk purple
Her: purple,ok
Me ...
Molly joy SAMEE
i was ur 69th like :)
it was her third eye
“My boys are the love of my life, but don’t tell my husband that “ #insest
markboyle 2006 *incest
Lmao it’s spelled incest
Mr Ugly Man dude it’s just a character. It’s all acting. Chill
@Mr Ugly Man calm your shit
_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_
"Take a magnesium honey, your bones are weak"
I'M WEAK.
BurnItUpp2009 take magnesium honey
AND WHATS WRONG WITH THAT
O BOY O BOY O BOY
I LOVE IT WHEN I FALL,FOR THAT
no your bones are did you not hear her
interviewer:if your gloss and connor were hanging off a cliff who would you choose?
soccer mom: *My GlOsS*
Soccer mom: *about to get hit by a car* OMG MAH GLOSS
Yah and its a matte gloss too? Like what?
My eyes I just have ma blue eyeshadow on. Blue is my signature colour. but it would be nothing without ma
gLoSs Ma gLoSs mA gLoSs
12:46 1 like = 1 more gLoSs package
320 god
Flavour pie pie pie
13:08 is the gloss part everyones talking ab btw. youre welcome:)
Molly Leach
omg thank you
(and by the way how the fuck is there now 142 likes and no comments)
"Im nothing without my gloss--- mY gLoSs"
Lol thanks
400th like yeet
"You like??
You don't need to tell me.
You love."
OMG SKSK MY NEw FAVORITE ASMRTIST PERIODT
This is so entertaining ❤️ "You like? You don't need to tell me you love." *TAPS ON NAILPOLISH* I LOVED THAT
Silja Maukonen SUOMI🇫🇮🇫🇮
Incense , I thought you said incest, and then I asked, where'd you get a hold my family history?
A true icon, really
OOF LMAOOO
“He died for our sins so I could be here to steal my customer’s credit card information” oh my GOOOD I can’t... I almost woke up my husband laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: wowzers at the amount of hype this comment got. I feel virtually loved ty
Zeke Dillon your soccer dad husband?
trashmouth club if our 16 month old could play soccer that’d be pretty impressive
Zeke Dillon was the
Zeke Dillon time?
Pup Chasity Thank you.
Please never delete this video this is the only asmr video that actually gives me asmr😭
"They just love me...WhAt dId YoU CaLl mE
*CONNOR I SWEAR TO GAWD*
“hunny where’d you get ahold of my family history” iM wHeEzInG
I forgot how much I loved this video.
I can’t believe this video has been out for 4 years, I’ve been watching this since it came out and I still watch it when I can’t sleep.