ASMR RP | SOCCER MOM GIVES YOU A CRANIAL NERVE EXAM
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Idk why but that little explanation that they didn’t think Davis is a sinner and that they support him and are ”delighted” that he told them, I loved that, thank you.
Actual Trash ASMR so wholesome I shed a tear!
I'm so proud of them all ahhh
I LIVED FOR IT
I almost cried sjsvsushskd
Hell yeah, anal sex and STDs are absolutely delightful!
"we don't think he's a sinner. God says love thy neighbor" AMEN SISTER 🙏
@Wilhelm Kaiser yeah the two sentences there aren't related to each other though. "We don't think he's a sinner" period. Next thought/sentence: "God says love thy neighbor"
Amen
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👏
Men
👏
Hun
🙌🙏
alphafoxtrot FACTUALS
alphafoxtrot um yeah it is lol. She literally says no we don’t think he’s a sinner, we are good Christian folk, but GOD says to love thy neighbor as thyself...
“Came out as a homosexual”😂😂 the most southern way of saying gay lol
Jerkin the ween
@@not6405 werkin the jeen
Well I mean that’s what it means? Lmao
What part?
Impish or Admirable?
A tough love, Christian mother, who supports her gay child 😭💞 that's beautiful
Unexpectedly Wholesome Asmr
she looks simultaneously 40 and 19...
You took the words out of my text I was about to comment lol
Omg yes
Glad hundreds of others noticed it too.
frrr i don’t understand , guess it’s her commitment 🤣🤣
erin according to the internet she’s 23🤔
"Davis, who's name I do remember" 💀 I died
"God says love thy neighbor" yes amen we STAN a unproblematic soccer mom
*an
purple guy 💀
@@madison1331 ✨💀
@@localteadealer4142 OMG UUU BIIITCCCHH EHY U HAVE A PIC OF MY HUSBAND AS UR PFP 😭😯💔😭😒❗️ LMAODJDJEHD LOVE IT BAE!🕺
@@localteadealer4142 yes yes 👨🦽
I really want Soccer Mom to do a Tarot reading lmaooo
Nanners YESSS 😂
Nanners omg yes❤️
YAAAA
YES
Please no
Can we please have a sit down convo with soccer mom next, I really want all the tea on her sons and what ever happened with that hot pastor (maybe even in a mukbang format like we are grabbing lunch with her)
Omg yes please
YES
*Hollystar* oo
omg yes grabbing lunch and gossiping with our fav soccer mom
Omh that woukd be so good
We stan a supportive mom that steals our credit card info
Darling Moon 😭😂😂🤣
The fact thay we come back to her xD
@@Jellykate it's like we're masochists or something😖😃
Soccer mom: *conNOR I SWEAR TO GOD I WONT FEED YOU EVER AGAIN*
Connor:
Me:
Soccer mom: Haha sorry about that
“honey the only thing tacky is that frosted lip with your junky highlights okay.”
oh honeyyyyy
Becky G G IS THAT A TRIXIE REFERENCE
*chunky
i read this in a trixie mattel voice
haha right? SOO funny!!
we stan trixie
You’re so iconic. “My oldest boy David whos name I do remember” me when I become a mom
this kills me each time I watch, and I have watched this a lot..
I have 3 siblings and my grandma always confuses our names so whenever she calls out any name,we all respond hahah
ur acting is phenomenal!! I would pay good money to see a full length movie that’s just a one woman show starring u😭
coleen savage me too sis
Wdym I'll watch an entire show with 5 seasons and 20 episodes in each that's 40 minutes long
coleen savage might fuck around and call it shecago
MOM: “Guess the smell.”
ME: “Lavender?”
MOM: “2003 Honda Oddessy”
Ohhhh okay I see how this is gonna be
LMAOOOO😂
Yoooooooo am literally laughing out loud 😂😂😂😂
Omg I literally said lavender as well💀💀
Best Life By Brooke ASMR ME:lol
I was listening to a different cranial nerve exam and she said “guess the smell?”
I thought “hm vanilla”
And then she says, “hm no it was my hamsters fur. Not sure how you didn’t get that”
"I see you've got your gloss on today, very nice"
Me, laying down, double chinned and makeupless all day: why thank you, dear.
I love how in every soccer mom video she always needs her gloss
👀 MY GLOSS!
2 good
King 😭😭😂 I love it. I wheezed so hard lmfao
Hamildoodles what else did you expect??
Hamildoodles it’s her brand at this point
*Chynaunique Asmr Has Left The Chat*
*The immediate dislikes are Connor.*
JaeMinds ASMR bahahahahhah
JaeMinds ASMR 1k like
the android sent by cyber life
Isabella Simpkins what 🤨
Izabella Casas it’s a reference to a game called “Detroit : Become Human”
*"may not be a sinner but I am.. a sipper"* Me too. Honestly.
I love how she says homosexual instead of gay. It’s so parent like, I died😂
Its not parent like, its homophobic-like lol
Tara supporting your son even tho he's gay = homophobia??
Cactixx 3000 literally no one has homophobia. It’s not a real phobia. Just because you don’t like someone doesn’t mean it’s a phobia.
@@caligal1090 definitely not homophobic. also k is bisexual so???? why would she make a video about a homophobic person??
Jeungri Oppa you seem awfully defensive, maybe you’re the homophobe
i trust this soccer mom with my life
madi perez interesting, but have you considered trusting her with your credit card details?
Have you considered trusting her without her gloss?
Have you considered the fact that she is clearly being untruthful when she says that she doesn’t know where Connor’s shin guards are?
But not my credit card
I'm so proud of Davis! He's such a brave boy!
I'm happy mama kay accepted him❤
I lived for that
"You don't have to close your eyes, just don't look at me." How I socialize
3:47
Im just gonna lift up your eye lid like how i lift my hands and praise for the lord
that was so cute
Abigail Bickerdike LMAOOO
she’s an icon 😂
800th like
I love the rich fiction of Mama Kay and her gay son Davis, who's name she does remember.
LOL, what does that even mean??
Mom, you look great, has your chakras aligned?
You tell her girl! *FRENCH TIPS ARE ALWAYS IN‼️*
"came out as a HOME-OH-SEXUAL"
let me kiss you 🥺
"Ar-kan-sis" "connect-a-kit" protect this soccer mom at ALL COSTS
😂😂😂😂
She also pronounced the S in Illinois.
I found myself "correcting" her with my Californian accent when she said the states.
Who's dumb idea was it to even pronounce 'Arkansas' as 'Ar-Kan-Saw'??? It has eluded me everytime I think about it
@@mfenjoyer9678 Ik, or to spell it Arkansas
plz make merch that says “I may not be a sinner but I am a sipper”
It has to be on mugs.
*It has to be.*
i will buy this for my mother no joke
“I may not be a sinner, but I am a stripper” LOLLLLL 😂😂😂😅
I got the 666th like... I feel like it’s appropriate
11:13 “North Carolina, thats were I divorced my first husband” AND I OOP-
9:31 “Idaho”
“I mean i’m not the ho, but”
I literally keep laughing
“Honey the only thing that’s tacky is that frosted lip with your junky highlights okay???!”
*Momma got SASS*
Hi
Gay OofTM yo
Excuse me I’m not a native speaker but is “highlights” synonymous to “eyeshadows”? Thank you! ✨
@@lisa2shoes No, highlights are strips of hair dyed a contrasting colour!
lisa2shoes highlight can also refer to the makeup related item used to add shimmer to the high points of the face :) but in this case she was in fact referring to the hair thing, thought i’d explain the double meaning
"Idaho- I mean I'm not the hoe" sent me ajskdjdn
bangvelvet trash army💜🥺
bangvelvet trash I DEADASS SAID IT IN MY HEAD BEFORE SHE DID IT SCARED ME WHEN SHE SAID IT
Her talking about Connor trying to find his shin guards sounds like my mom whenever me and my brothers can't find something we're looking for. And I'm living for this.
Mug: Mama needs coffee
Soccer Mum/Mom: I’m not a sinner but I am a sipper
Me:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Conner: ~Breathes~
Soccer Mum/Mom: CONNER ArE yOu DoNe PrAcTiSiNg
Lollll 😂
“She’s got all the goods for me I swear to God”
*”sorry jesus”*
I can’t
Charlotte Barakat Bahahahah a second I after I read this I got to that part of the vudeo 😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣
My larrents
my dyslexia is so bad i thought the title said "soccer mom gives you an icecream" and i had no idea how you made it 20 minutes long
Pfft I have dyslexia and damn I'm stupid
not to sound like rude or anything but i’m insanely sleep deprived and this made me cackle thank you :)
hi i’m bella thorne and this is the time i 💀
Samantha Lettucee i mean i might be wrong ab you but i have dyslexia and dyslexia doesn’t work like that
The dyslexic joke is beyond annoying now.
CAN WE GET A GOSSIPY BRUNCH MUKBANG WITH SOCCER MOM PLEASE
I stan to make this happen.
@@marssii7360 Hi name-sharing friend!! 😍 My name is Kaelee!
@@onikai369 hi! 😂
soccer mom is great woah. we love a good christian lgbt supporting karen
Most Hollywood actors/actresses aren't this good.
Love when creators are supportive of each other, it warms my heart 🖤
I swear I see you on every video I watch lately! I love your videos!!
Davis is a gay ICON
Chloe Dawson we LOVE Davis
we stan Davis 🏳🌈🤧
YES WE SUPPORT DAVIS
me realizing that she said the 50 states in alphabetical order
“what’s your career?”
momma kay: all of them
made my night ur soccer mom roleplays are TOO good 😭
"Do you want the Martinez boy to get JV captain next season?" Im screaming omg
I’m so happy that im not the only one who gets this 😂😪
@@btsinfiresme378 is she talking about the twins?
is no one going to mention that Connor practiced for 3 minutes and then started playing breath of the wild?
icon
"but cvs, she's got all the goods for me honey, i swear to god. *looks up* sorry jesus"
Short hair and the bangs paired with dangly earrings is always a Look but you rock it way too well I am blessed, my skin is clear and my freckles are more apparent than ever!
aww good for davis
Hyvää Juhannusta!!!
I'm so proud of him
so we just gonna ignore the “Idaho, I mean I’m not da hoe but Idaho” caz it was amazing
That coffee cup isn't huge, she's just that teeny tiny.
I could practically smell the perfume when you got on screen, love it 😂
In an infinite universe we all are essentially nothing.
But this character..this character is everything.
“Just gunna lift up that pupil like I lift my hands to praise the lord” 😂
“Praise Jesus”
“Praise Jesus”
“Praise Jesus”
I’m deceased😂We stan the soccer mom👏🏻
I have no words to describe how much I love my soccer mother
she looks like that one english teacher that everybody hates and honestly? i’m kind of living for it
"May not be a sinner but I am a sipper" I felt that in my soul
right before she said “arkansas” i thought “she’s gonna pronounce the kansas in it, isn’t she” and sHE DID!!!!
“I may not be a sinner, but I am a sipper” I love that 😂❤️
Have AVOIDED the cranial nerve exam genre of ASMR.. Until now! Soccer mom could read a phone book, I'd click
vodkalatke same! Now I feel like I’ve been missing out!
Are we just going to ignore the fact that she literally took a glob of her lipstick/gloss and asked "can I just wipe this on your pants?" And then procedes to do so?
*alabama* when she said that all that came to mind was...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!
queen kitty ME TOO
Wow I clicked SO fast
Me too
M E T O O
Me too. I was thinking about going to bed when this popped up and I was like "That settles it! Good night sir!"
I was ready during the taste test for “no, it’s the blood of Christ you’d know if you were a good church goer like me”
me when she said North Carolina: Yay that’s where I live!
Her : that’s where I divorced my first husband
Me : -ah ....? and I oop-
OwO Draws that’s where i’m from too
I live there too!
I live in NC too
Sameeeeeeeeeee
I live in Australia lols
love the fact that you literally said “arkansas” we stan some vine references
Ok but 1. You look gorgeous and 2. We love a pride-friendly mom
Snarks your profile pic looks so cute. What’s your Instagram username :p
soccer mom tattoo shop would be actually amazing lol
oh wow this blew up
“I may not be a sinner but i sure am a SIPPER”
go off that’s the tea ☕️
#sippergang
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Shane Dawson mother
boo it's banana Joe
I thought the same thing lmao
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
OMG SHE DOES!! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!! NICE JOB!
I KNEW SHE LOOKED FAMILIAR
@@clellallison6613 me ; -;
Honestly poor connor, you don’t even need shin guards to practice :(
safety first
Allison Missimer you don’t...bruise your shins... kicking a ball...by yourself
Carson Walter you could trip, whatever, you never know
sadness. I don’t think either of you have ever played soccer
I am crying it is completely obvious Carson is the only other one here who played😂 Your shins are fine as long as you’re practicing alone. It’s not a scrimmage.
Please do a mama reiki healing session. That would be AMAZING
"I need a sip of my juice"
*drinks and taps*
"I may not be a sinner, but I am a sipper"
Lmao i'm dying ;D
nail solon: junky highlights
davis: homosexual
connor:
shin guards: gone
fingers: wigglin
gloss: applied
smell: 2003 Honda Oddessy
me: yes
Your comment: cringy
Blue Teal i thought it was funny
1. Connor is the best character XD
2. We stan a sassy supportive mama who gives all the tingles~♡
The mom queen is back 💞Praise Jesus💞
Jovana M. I’m so
Is it weird that I trained myself to know all the American States even though I’m not American?
I guess Chandler Bing brought me to that point with his stupid game.
some americans don't even know all fifty states LOL
Lmao I'm american and I can't name all the states. She started listing states and I was like "united states canada mexico panama haiti jamaica peru"
@@emrys6559 BYE THAT SONG LITERALLY WENT THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT
This asmr video is iconic. I come back and watch it time and time again. (I should really make it a pride month tradition to stay on theme!!!)
"I'm just gonna lift up your eye lid just like i lift my hands and pray to the lord" is an underrated line in this script Mama Kay is truly christian icon
Bruh idk how many times I’ve watched the soccer mom nail salon video
I’m from Arkansas and the way she said it 😂 I’m not judging but it caught me off guard. Love the relaxing cranial nerve exam
me, watching this video at 1am: _wow_ she talks about soccer a lot...
me, 5 minutes later: *wait-*
how did your hair grow so fast
"The only thing thats tacky is that frosty lip and those junky highlights" that sent me 😂😭
Edit: i'm a huge cheer fan so when she said maryland i immediately followed up with "Twisters F5" lmao 🤣
Stephanie Giselle junky highlights, not chunky eyelashes haha 😂
It was an outstanding line
@@ShootingStarASMR i heard it wrong lol 😂 thanks for pointing that out 😂
I thought she said "chunky" didn't know anyone outside the UK said "junky" haha
I just had a mental breakdown and came here because soccer mom makes me feel safe. ❤
Me loving the asmr, and then she brought our that HUGE mug. I was so surprised, like, THAT IS THE BIGGEST EFFING MUG I'VE EVER SEEN. Where can I get mine😂
So no one is going to point out how fast your hair has grown since last soccer mom roleplay, icon
Kay starts saying the states:
Me and my childish ass: FIFTY NIFTY UNITED STATED OF THIRTEEN ORIGINAL COLONIES-
nobody:
my second grade music class: **THAT SONG**
Omg the nostalgia you just gave me😂
Skinny Noodle I’m sorry I can’t like it’s at 69 😅
*soccer mom gives birth to Connor*
Soccer mom: no
Peace was never an option
That wholesome beginning about loving thy neighbor. :(
SO PROUD OF YOU DAVIS 😍😭😭😭😭😭✨✨
WhErE iS tHe GlOsS..Oh there it is..!! ;w; MaH GlOsS
"North Carolina,,,Thats where i divorced my first husband"
"Conor could you turn down Breath of the wild please?"
Me: oMg bOtw hEr sOn iS a ZelDa fAn
Momma Kay being a supportive momma 😭 love it.
Love how you pronounced like every other state name wrong lol 😂
ik this is supposed to be funny and it really is but there is something comforting and sweet about this
Cmon Connor you’re better than this
Go get your shin guards neeow