@@koi8971 it’s the truth. I’m sorry Canada is just America 2.0 they’re not very different at all. The people are the same the politics are different but the people are VERY similar maybe not the same but Very similar. We need to stop rejecting it.😭😭
Unironically Martin would be a phenomenal history teacher or just any kind of teacher in general. He’s very animated and makes sure the person he is sharing his knowledge with understands what he’s saying
people think what martin does is odd/embarrasing but me personally its very helpful to see the reality of making conversation and how accepting people can be. with so much social anxiety this helps me feel like i can also do what hes doing too and thats big for me
This has to be the funniest video yet the contrast of Martin standing in that giant beautiful plaza to hamzah interacting with a scared wild dog is killing me
@@jordanbuckfruitwait wtf… if you’re the jordan buck i’m thinking of, do you have an older sister named jessica LMAO i feel so weird asking but i’m so curious now
hamzah without martin is a depressed insecure little boy, and martin without hamzah is a social anxiety tyrant. they need each other for checks and balances! im so glad theyre fleshbound now and will never be able to leave each others sights :>
Mandy is officially my hero after watching Martins social interactions in this because I cannot imagine witnessing that irl let alone filming it so well at the same time
it’s actually called having a best friend! hope this helps WHY DID NOT A SINGLE PERSON READ MY COMMENT RIGHT. loving someone and being IN love with them are totally different things. martin and hamzah love each other, theyre not in love. stupid ahh
i really hope for martin and mandy that they went back to that crab restaurant, bc the effort that man made to remember where it wasAND showing it to them was so kind and sweet lmao
martin made me want to scream out of sheer terror this entire video so every time hamzah appeared i let out a sigh of relief thank you slushynoobz for always keeping me on my toes 🙏🏻
oh my god hamzah staying exactly where i used to live is crazy coincidence! wow! and that lady always feeds the animals! and i thank hamzah for pointing out the conditions for stray animals. there are a lot of corrupt and inhumane regulations that turkey just came up with. the goverment doesn’t care about them at all and many shelters across the country is horrible.
I cannot breathe martin and that old man just staring into the distance with the blaring boiling Croatian sun beaming on them with the salty turquoise water gently brushing against their legs really representing that no matter your age we are all human truly brought tears to my eyes, really moving. Keep up the good work bro amazing! ❤
Martin is keeping the loud American tourist stereotype alive and he's not even American.😭
As a Canadian I’m telling you Americans and Canadians are BARELY different honestly I forget their different countries sometimes 😭
@@cinnamontoastcrunch1666 as a Canadian i disown and dont condone this one
Canada is in North America so I hate to tell you this he is American.
@@koi8971 it’s the truth. I’m sorry Canada is just America 2.0 they’re not very different at all. The people are the same the politics are different but the people are VERY similar maybe not the same but Very similar. We need to stop rejecting it.😭😭
He lived in America for almost his entire life
martin talking to strangers always gives me an anxiety attack
THISSS
I genuinely had to skip those parts 😂😂😂
no literally lmfaoo😭
@@6feeet I thought it was just me 😭
It’s actually kind of sweet, wasn’t that bad in this video compared to the Vidcon interactions. He’s so good at conversating. I’m envious of him.
Martin got on those anxiety meds and never looked back
i want what he’s on
@@lillywillynillyProzac
I am dying at this
“this is the guy who scammed me”😭😭
audibly laughed at this
@@gia.v-g5t as opposed to inaudibly
mandy is so brave for being able to stand there and watch martin give fun facts to random people without going insane 😭
I’d just keep the money in mind ahah
it went on for so long lord 😭😭😭 i had to skip
😂😂😂
@@mads4248 this has to be a humiliation kink for her. There’s no other explanation
i have so much respect for her
The cut to martin being shirtless in the store really shook me to my core...
The fun fact part went on a lot longer than expected
LITERALLY LIKE BOY GO HOMEEE
@@antidrainerLMAOOOO
GENUINELYYY
it made the bit funnier the longer he stayed on it. really a genius of comedy 💀
hamzahs suffering while martin has everyone else suffering
realll
Unironically Martin would be a phenomenal history teacher or just any kind of teacher in general. He’s very animated and makes sure the person he is sharing his knowledge with understands what he’s saying
except that its misinformation😭
@@user-ml8go9yw6qI JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD
@@user-ml8go9yw6qit’s the thought that counts
he would be a fantastic miss rachel
white people vacation vs poc vacation
no fr 😂😂
kiz turkiye gel the amount of white ppl there are what are u saying
@@ela-el3cmi think op meant white as in martin and poc as in hamzah lol
wdym hamzah’s white
@@ribbonsinmyheart in his dreams maybe 💜💜
Martin going back to confront the store owner is sooo trifling LMFAOO
no cuz WHY did he do that??!?😭😭
felt so bad for the owner he probably thought martin would blast him in the video or sm 😭
YES LMAOO
AND HE GAVE THE MONEY BACK LMFAOOAOAOOAOO
I’m having a heart attack watching it I cannot
The whole road clapping for hamzah killed me
the crowd clapping for hamzah's glasses being real louis vuitton i'm crying.. turkey's princess diana
PRINCESS DIANA 😭😭
she would’ve loved slushynoobz
I’m dying
IM DEAD BROO
STOP
Martin genuinely fascinates me, how does he not get embarrassed
HE FASCINATES YOU😭😭
@@mwer3459genuinely its crazy how shameless he is
He probably does
Right writings a fine thing aha
I wish I was like that
Im fully convinced the only reason people were being nice enough to Martin was that Mandy was there to make him look less weird 😭
Need a mandy face cam because HOW is she dead silent while filming all of this for martin 😭
She’s respecting his craft 😓
nonchalant queen
Mandy is gods strongest solider fr
Yk she loves his weirdness. It’s prob like a reality tv show irl 😂
everytime martin and hamzah talk to any real person a shudder goes through my body
Martin’s fun facts were killing me like how does Mandy deal with him lol
@@alljoharrra I’m dying
this is the realest thing ever said
Saw this exact comment on another vid
@@SmelvinLigmai literally just thought of that i didn’t steal it
martin always complaining about his anxiety and then PUTS HIMSELF IN THR MOST ANXIOUS SITUTATIONS
I love when hamzah films random people for no reason at all
“This is the guy that scammed me whassup 😛 !!”
LMAO FR
I do to but random kids was weird af
@@vintagev3000i thought those were his cousins or something
@@gabriela-oh4np yeah I hope so there just a lot in this vid could’ve been avoided idk gives me freaks me out with everything going on rn
That guy was STRESSING trying to find Martin crab 😭
the way he found him again after too 😭😭😭 mans was dedicated to the side quest
@@starr360 it was SOO sweet and hospitable 😭😭 I hope he’s having a good day
When he appeared again out of nowhere I died 😭
Aw Hamzah looks genuinely happy laughing with his brothers in the car
martin vlogging his exposure therapy killed me 😭😭
it actually hurt so bad
i had to skip past it omg the secondhand embarrassment was too much
@@softpleadi watched it all with delight and a grin on my face
@@genesisrolon3634 same HAHAH
@@softpleadweak
Martin over exaggerating the hand gestures while telling people some random ass facts he probably made up has me crying 😭😭😭😭😭
Everything he said was actually true
@@cdhans5992 i knew itd be true he looks like a history nerd xD
as someone who grew up in portugal bro lied abt everything😭😭
one of these guys are lying
@@cdhans5992 actually? I thought he was capping hardddd
I actually cried when hamza told the story about him falling in the toiler jcsdovnsofinvoernv
i had to cover my mouth because i was laughing so hard why is nobody talking about that 😭
Timestamp?
@@winteronvenus24:44
@@winteronvenus 24:50
@@winteronvenus25:06
when the crab guy spawned out of nowhere when Martin was on his second victim I LOST it
second victim😭😭
SAME
NO CUZ I ACC DIEDD 😭😭
this made me laugh so hard oml
PLS I WAS CRYINGGGG
Martin giving like 10 different people the same fun fact is so funny
it felt like 20 people i was like 😰😣
that’s gonna be 5 euros
wait hi twin
this was, by far, the hardest slushy noobz video to watch
Mandy is a SOLDIER for withstanding watching martin speak to strangers on the street
mandy is a freak like them too😭
Holy glaze
@@luket8611stop overusing slang u don’t understand 😭
@@emmababin8128 smd lil bro how is she not glazing
@@luket8611i will find you
people think what martin does is odd/embarrasing but me personally its very helpful to see the reality of making conversation and how accepting people can be. with so much social anxiety this helps me feel like i can also do what hes doing too and thats big for me
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ! It’s inspiring me to just chit chat more because it’s not a big deal !
@@eggsshellssI feel the same way it’s so inspiring lowkey 😭 like I can go talk to random people too if I just smile???
i agree i always do my best to channel my inner martin now and it feels healing and fun and great
honestly yeah…..
i admire it like omg
The £2 shirt was the plot twist of the century
Hamzah managed to make us feel bad for him even though he’s on vacation this is crazy
He’s so baby girl
Lmfaooo
its the mans own mental
everytime martin would go up to somebody they'd instantly start backing up and its killing meeeee😭
each time I thought Martin was going to move on to another bit, more strangers appeared... Mandy is a warrior for filming because I would've ran
I wonder if mandy feels the same fear we do in our hearts from behind the camera when martin has these interactions
i think she and martin are both a little crazy. her giggling at the awkward moments made me think theyre perfect for each other.
She’s the Harley Quinn to his Joker
I’m terrified of what he’s gonna say
I can feel my skin crawling a little bit watching Martin telling the tourist fun facts
NO LITERALLY
Free of Charge🤠!!
and they way he was just lying 😭 nobody in portugal ever ate peacocks 😭😭😭
I shed a few tears
This has to be the funniest video yet the contrast of Martin standing in that giant beautiful plaza to hamzah interacting with a scared wild dog is killing me
guy who helped martin was lowkey so kind 😭
broo when he came back i was dyingg at him interrupting martin“yes i remember i remember ” 😭😭
he was very kind 😭😭
@@sosafuhLTHAT HAD ME DYINNNNNNN
hamzah in active existential dread and martin purely enjoying life to it’s fullest is the balance the universe needs
it physically hurts me to watch martin do these stranger interactions but I also think it is beautiful that he can.
i like when hamzah talks to animals like theyre humans. no baby voice, no cuteness, just “bro”
Hamzah doing the beach prank for his uncle was so funny and sweet. Wholesome moment 😊
the way the shampoo kept missing hamzah’s head😭
the confidence these boys have to talk so loudly and vlog infront of so many foreigners who hardcore judge you is amazing
My heart dropped when martin said he was going to confront the guy that scammed him😭
I had to watch that part with one eye closed I couldn’t handle it
bro i had to pause and take a min each time martin was doing the random fun facts to strangers
i couldn’t handle it
i literally had to skip omg 😭😔😭😭
it killed something inside of me
me too 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s giving me second hand embarrassment
Bruh literally hiding in this comment while watching
And clenching
MARTINS POSE WHEN HE TOOK HIS SHORTS OFF????!!! IM HOWWWWLINGGG
When Martin stomped on the floor when the lady told him the shirt was not for sale and she ran away from him LOLLL
Not even 10minutes in and Martin has mentioned hamzah like 15 TIMES and hamzah is playing hide n seek w homeless dogs 😭
I’ve been microdosing this video. It’s too much to handle at one time 😭
“i just got a foot rub in the bathroom” TOOK ME OUT 😭😭😭
The “wallah” about that shit being real was crazy 😭
Is this not the same sweatsuit from the vlog at the Gucci store in Toronto?
@@jordanbuckfruityeah it is
@@jordanbuckfruitwait wtf… if you’re the jordan buck i’m thinking of, do you have an older sister named jessica LMAO i feel so weird asking but i’m so curious now
fr I was shocked 😭😭😭
the differences between martins and hamzahs vacations, I CANT STOP LAUGHING. martin trying to expose the shop owner I CANTTTT
I’m crying at the fact that hamzah went to a wedding in a geek squad shirt and a red cap
FOR REAL
hamzah without martin is a depressed insecure little boy, and martin without hamzah is a social anxiety tyrant. they need each other for checks and balances! im so glad theyre fleshbound now and will never be able to leave each others sights :>
bro what
you need help
@@maxgibson5131tra
..
Fleshbound ❤
okay but mandy is actually an amazing camerawoman
agustin hunting martin down the streets of madrid to show him the crab is honestly so cute
The fact his uncle kept missing him with the soap killed me
Mandy is officially my hero after watching Martins social interactions in this because I cannot imagine witnessing that irl let alone filming it so well at the same time
“chicken is female… uhhh abuela?” martin please 😭😭
😭😭😭😭
and the culo????😭😭
WHEN THE CRAB GUY CAME BACK LMAO 32:18
JUMPSCARE
NO ADTUALLY I CANT STOP CACKLING 😭😭
bro like what am I watching
SO FUNNY BRO
I LOST IT
Martin yapping about Hamza in the most beautiful locations is the funniest thing yet
hamzah saying "I don't feel cool or funny without martin around" I love him and them so much
the way martin talks about hamzah in every clip they’re in love fs😭
thats litterally the point of the video…
it’s actually called having a best friend! hope this helps
WHY DID NOT A SINGLE PERSON READ MY COMMENT RIGHT. loving someone and being IN love with them are totally different things. martin and hamzah love each other, theyre not in love. stupid ahh
@@harpstarrthat’s literally what op said
@@ls.rott3nsp1n33 what does this mean
@harpstarr I love my best friend hope this helps!
Augustine telling martin to shut up while he was thinking where martin can get crab got me dead fr
i really hope for martin and mandy that they went back to that crab restaurant, bc the effort that man made to remember where it wasAND showing it to them was so kind and sweet lmao
the rep sellers giving hamza "vip" gotta be the funniest shit ever
AHHSAHHAA
The guy was so kind to come back and show Martin where to get crab
i love how good martin is at embarrassing himself infront of strangers
that awkward moment when im trying to smoke a cigarette in peace but then i get uploaded to the slushy noobz youtube channel
HELP
Martin terrorizing men trying to make a living is insane work 💀
martin made me want to scream out of sheer terror this entire video so every time hamzah appeared i let out a sigh of relief thank you slushynoobz for always keeping me on my toes 🙏🏻
32:55 'para comer culo?' these poor men trying to help him find crab 😂😂 absolutely lost it
WHEN THE FIRST GUY CAME BACK TO THEM BECAUSE HE REMEMBERED THE PLACE😭😭😭
bro the way both of the men giggled when martin said that too, nms
@@sqicysucculents he was so sweet for coming backkk 😭❤
@@CattleyaTereso RIGHT?! It’s so heart warming🫶🏼🫶🏼
This video is actually my favorite thing to ever exist😭😭 I alr know imma be rewatching it😭😭😭
same! im rewatching it now😭
28:36 Legitimately the first time I've seen Martin break character in a relatively human way
RIGHT? 😧
ai is getting so advanced fr
Relatively human lmao
is it just me or was he mimicking weston 😭😭😭😭😭😭 the sisters always do that spit laugh everytime they break character i thought it was soo similar
@@art2ngelsno way he did that...
Martin taking his FUCKING SHIRT OFF in the god damn store has me DEAD..
the cut to this part genuinely had me cracking up
Nah thats act normal
24:59 the whole time hamzah was saying the poop story so loudly I was thinking all the people that heard him
Martín is overstimulating me with them fun facts
HIM AND THE PEACOCK FARM IM CRYIN
why was the interaction with Agustin so cute like I love people like that 😭
The blue shirt guy really let martin think culo was thigh😭😭 he was giggling when he said it to the crab guy
Just when I needed yall (I have 5 assignments due in 4 hours)
This comment makes me feel so safe
@@areeba4178 I bathe in the glow of glory as I read your comment. It feels nice knowing there’s someone out there who’s just as quirky as me
@@slushyoilersi second this
MEEE 😭
me.
u know it's a slushy noobz golden one when second-hand embarrassment had me pausing the video every 5 minutes
I think I would rather die than spend a whole vacation watching Martin talk to strangers 💀💀💀
the lexapro is working too well on him
LMFAAAOOOOOO
Was thinking this lmao
LMFAO
Whooooo?
@@iluvfrankocean33martan
oh my god im dying at martin asking where to eat ass at 32:42
I genuinely shedded a tear
LITETALLY idk who told him culo meant thigh 😭😭
i love how the guy giggles after he says it
Martin's part of the video was like a horror movie
my new slushy noobz. their whole deal is that they’re two chill guys that lowkey don’t give a ####.
STOP CURSING.
LMAOOOO
what did you just say to me.
🤫
for those wondering, they said fuck
martin is lowkey so inspiring talking to people without feeling any shame i admire that a lot of
i take it back im having the worst case of second hand embarrassment of my life
@@marianal5625😭😭😭
@@marianal5625OMG SAME
oh my god hamzah staying exactly where i used to live is crazy coincidence! wow! and that lady always feeds the animals! and i thank hamzah for pointing out the conditions for stray animals. there are a lot of corrupt and inhumane regulations that turkey just came up with. the goverment doesn’t care about them at all and many shelters across the country is horrible.
I cannot breathe martin and that old man just staring into the distance with the blaring boiling Croatian sun beaming on them with the salty turquoise water gently brushing against their legs really representing that no matter your age we are all human truly brought tears to my eyes, really moving. Keep up the good work bro amazing! ❤
this comment is the kind of thing hamzah would think about probably
Martin def had the funner vacation…he had MANDY with him duh
@@Lmscats Would you say… his vaccination was demure?
can’t spell misandry without mandy
@@slushyoilers vaccination
@@pix.barlss you were changing my reality..i thought I spelt vacation wrong for a second lmaooo
@@Lmscats LMFAO
Had to pause and rethink life many times
5:45 she said "they're(the dogs) arent mad at you they're mad at the people who made this place like this"
aw that sweet lady, she’s so real for that
damn that's sad af YAY
tell them bacim💞
@@ssyraomg kızlarr❤
the crab guy coming back to them again is killing me
CRAB GUY COMING BACK IS SO FUNNY
you have hawk to be tuahing me 😂😂😂
You hawk gyatt tuah be kidding me*
Ok😂😂 You, sir, just won the internet for today😂😂 Here is ur trophy 🏆
@@slushyoilers thinks ❤
It gets tuah point
demure on that thang 😅😂 Am i Right?
these bros having a vacation mid off battle ☠️
😂😂
29:49 the man was STRESSING
Mandy is such an inspiration she’s so so strong it’s unreal I love u Mandy thank u for existing and being able to handle martin it’s very impressive
10:02 guys I’m scared how is Mandy brave enough to film this
i literally have to look away while watching this i cant take it 😭
She’s one of them
she was literally a top general at the idgaf wars
The older man finding Martin to show him a crab restaurant was so cute 😭😭
Martin’s social skills are unreal