Worst Reviewed Tattoo Artist
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2024
- joe
This video was edited by Li-Ann.
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I got to tell you that it is really difficult to film ASMR at home...
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"This video isn't meant for tingles."
Gets tingles not one minute in.
Same
Lmao same
wait thats illegal
i went to go write this exact same comment and then i saw this- like bruh how is this NOT meant for tingles
LMFAO SAMS
The fact his editor tried to yank her hand off and he GRABBED it had me wheezing, if they ever release bloopers for this one, I just wanna see how many times they had to retake the video because I'm sure they lost it at one point 💀
When
When
@@TheSizzleDash 00:45
Dong: tbh i'm not a hairstylist,i'm a tattoo artist
Hand: hell nah i'm ou---
I like your profile picture
May senpai notice you~ amen
@@starseed..9898 weeb
@@justjstar3795 yes I am 😌✨
@@starseed..9898 ah so u want senior to notice you?
timestamps
00:00 start
02:20 showing the catalog
03:15 explaining catalog
05:10 sanitize with water
05:45 brushing hand
06:22 showing off “tatto pen thingy”
06:42 gloves ig
06:45 massage
07:40 starting the tattoo i think
08:20 how he made the self designed thing
09:45 nvm this is the start
10:40 getting mad
10:50 runnin im runnin im runnin🤪
11:05 um were stuck
11:35 starting again..
11:45 stop shaking
12:00 were done 💀
12:32 hes adding it to the catalog!
12:45 here comes the bill
13:20 thats really it tbh
Ty💗
@@ello2986 np😶
Cheeseburger
@@gqbooo eg
tattoo pen lip looking pretty sus hmmm?
There's a SpEcIaL pRoMoTiOn
Edit:Thanks For The 1k Likes
Stfu
Extertion CapsHELLA bro wtf
@@hafsaouiaymen6766 it’s all jokes
I’m joking
@@extertioncapshella6452 _sTfU_
"Don't lie to me Dong, you sussy baka"
- Hank, probably
This is a sentence that should never be said out of context ever again
Is that a good thing or a bad thing
ISTG EDITING MAKES IT 1000 TIMES MORE FUNNIER 😭💀
IKRRRRR
693rd like
The editing MY GOD THE EDITING I’m crying of laughter
Is it just me or the editor's editing skills got way better
I guess she got paid
@@whenwillyouwearwigs i think it is
@@whenwillyouwearwigs pretty sure it’s she
@@arialauritzen Indeed, it is a she. Because he done a live stream with her in it.
@@arialauritzen damn I forgot, thx for reminding
holy shit dong's Editor went OFF in this 😂
how can we tip her because she made this sooo funny
He's great at making ASMR even when it's not for "Tingles or sleepin"
I think that every time he says that
Frrr I always like these more then the other normal asmr he makes
Ikr
100% facts
-The quality, time, effort, and passion put on his best work is unbelievable
-Satisfied Customer
⭐⭐⭐☆
came for a haircut, got a decent tattoo tho.
-satisfied customer
I thinks supposed to be out of five stars
Cringe
there is a place in my town that is literally a barbershop and a tattoo parlor too, so that would be quite possible to happen (English shit because I used the internet translator)
@@dmvisaac stfu
@@dmvisaac stfu
I love ASMRtists that don’t speak perfect English, there’s just something about it
Yakuza Dong doesn't exist
Yakuza Dong:
damn, yakuza 8’s looking realistic
Yakuza tattoo shop. You go in, you never come out again.
@Ash& Nate Oh really? Was he still in yakuza or was he an ex? Because i have only seen people interact with ex yakuzas. Hard to believe you could actually interact with a real yakuza
@Ash& Nate i would be terrified, ik that yakuza was made to form peace, but the rumors about them would make me scared anyways.
The shie hassaikai is a yakuza tho and overhaul tortured Eri this isn’t torture it’s funny lol
(Ik it’s a joke) just the way dong is making it seem like a bad tattoo artist is just making it seem like he’s a pervert 🤣
when he calmly got her back to the stand to put her hand back on the strap, he got up too calmly and started walking to get her😂😂
But tbh it's still funny how he moves and how he edits his face makes me laugh 😂 when it turns red and the girl trying to escape was like let me go ):< and he was going to cut her arm I was like oh- and then hes face turned weird hahaha and the emoji from the sides please makes this more neet
came for the tattoo
stayed for the ~SPECIAL PROMOTION~
“Not for sleeping” tell that to me two months ago who apparently already watched this but I have literally no memory of anything past the intro.
_"Can I Have Your Hand In Marriage"_
*~Kira Yoshikage Dong Ver*
Wait a fucking second...Johnny...your alive?
@@WafflezWythSyrup ofc
@@johnny_joestar04 oh good, how’s Tusk, he act 5 yet?
@@WafflezWythSyrup Yes,He's Already Becomes ACT 5
@@johnny_joestar04 already? That was quick, what’s his new Power, Better spin?
0:24 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast part of Morioh, where all the houses are, and I'm not married. I work as an employee at Kame Yu Department Stores and come home every day at eight o'clock at night. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed at 11 pm and make sure I get eight hours of sleep no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretching before going to bed, I usually have no problem sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues on my last check-up. I am trying to explain that I am a person who wants to live a very quiet life. I take care not to bother with enemies, like winning and losing, it would make me lose sleep at night. That's how I deal with society and I know that's what brings me happiness. Although, if I were going to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
THIS IS WHAT I SEARCHING FOR A FREAKIN JOJO REF
that squidward lmao im crying
Timestap pls
@@reese7108 2:59
Ikr😭😭
Hahahahhaha sameeee I fell off 🤣
He always sounds like he’s holding a small amount of water in his cheek
WE NEED A PART 2 PLS
Your editor is absolutely amazing!
Ah yes tattoo artist with scissors
That's the removal part!
@@jojogh10 OH SHIT
They have to get your skin out of the way to give you the tattoo, silly!
@@leak5005 I can't belive people don't know this already like how are you getting a tatoo with skin on your body
People I didn’t knew they had to remove skin to do it ok?
Dong: "this video is not made for sleep" me: *goes to sleep while watched this*
Plot twist: this was an elaborate excuse to say how beautiful his editor’s hands and arms are
That be looking like a woman’s arm XD
@@blacktophat788 his editor is a woman
Do you have a fetish for hands and arms or smth ☠️
@@blacktophat788he never said it was a mans hand and arm?
I love the editing and close ups. His effing face is priceless.
0:44 WHEN THEY TRIED TO PULL AWAY LMFAOOOOO
1:54 “YOUR BEAUTIFUL WHITE ARM(?)”
It’s a she
your “ tattoo sleeves” might be fake but I think tattoo sleeves actually look great on you
I want to see the bloopers of this
No
@@dmvisaac 😂
@@dmvisaac stfu
mee too
this is the bloopers
Mom : "Now why you get a tatto! While tomorrow you already go to school"
Me : "Honestly i think that man was a hairstylist, but i ended up at the wrong place wrong person, so i get this tat"
The captions at 5:37 “fixated on proper HIGH JEAN” 😂😂
3:29 had me dying
HAHA PLS THE FAKE TATTOOS ON HIS ARMS 💀
Yuh
Dong: "This..This is just a prop for you to come."
*still threatens editor with scissors*
Angelica levels of feeling threatened in this one 😍
Imagine if she has someone to do some of her more threatening videos with 😭😂
Who’s angelica?
@@tulenggot Angelica mama
@@BorsalinoOPreal i dont get it
Not quite there yet 😂
This is the mot fantastic work I have ever seen. Please keep these coming. I'm truly blessed to have discovered this today.
01:06am, perfect timing 👌😀
Here in brazil it’s 3:11 PM
8:24 PM IN FRANCE😀
@Tika ASMR Where are you from?
Cause here in Spain it's 8:25PM
15:24pm in Argentina lmao
12:30 am in USA
Can we just appreciate the person sat there for more than 14 minutes just holding out there arm.
this is basically everyones first expirience for getting their first tatoo
“Not meant for tingles or sleeping” Me:sleeps to it every night 🙃
I can some how, still fall asleep to this 😴😂
Edit: Be careful at 8:27 😐
LMAOO
Thankfully the music isn't too loud lol. He could have murdered all of our eardrums, but he was merciful
@@snakewithapen5489 indeed he was
do you know the name of the song?
@@williamrusli6181 look up elavator meme music I think😂🤔
*walks in a store* “I’m here for a haircut”
3 hours later
“I just got the best squidward tattoo at this hairstylist”
Dong should make a video but it’s just a compilation of him saying “enjoy
Theres👹a👺special👽promotion☠
the squidward got me dying
I can sleep so good when I watch this video idk why
His tattoo designs almost killed me 😂
Why is it that the videos that “aren’t for sleeping or tingles” help me sleep the most 😭👌😌
✨ Reverse psychology ✨
EDITOOOOR BLINK TWICE IF UR BEING HELD HOSTAGEEEE
i would have broken down in tears if i would have to lay my arm down for 14:29 minutes XD
*slaps* MAN UP‼️
Well in the video Dong says “3 hours” so it would be really long. i would understand the “Hand” because dong did force them into his shop
Dong: "This video isn't meant for tingles."
Me: tingles in the first 30 seconds
couldn't imagine being the person behind the camera 😭😭 I'd be laughing so hard
2:14 am.. Yeah Mike seems sad... Editor's arm is that you?
Who's Mike?
@@nooooplease7060 probably @rod axel
by the 1st minute he would get arrested for forcefully holding me
Im ashamed to admit i was seven minutes into the video before I realized his tattoo sleeves were actual sleeves
WAIT
I’m exactly 7 minutes in….
I bet the "patient" was really uncomfortable during this 😬
Yoo I was thinking every vid how good your hair looked growing out finally! Then I just came across your vid about progress with hair growth. Wanted to say you looked sexy with the shaved head so you should never stress, but your hair is looking healthy and beautiful as it it now!
I like this asmr video, it's 50% asmr, 50% funneh, just balance.
Btw, I love your video editor already, he/she has great power when it comes to editing
9:43 me trying to sleep
That one mosquito :
0:57 when teachers say stay for homework at lunch and break time and after school
The edits are literally amazing I am in love with these recent videos
Lets just all take a minute to appreciate our hard hand working actor 👏
proper high jean is much appreciated
All the moms, grandparents, and parents watching:💀💀💀
If you strain your eyes and look really closely I think you might be able to see Dong’s forearm tattoos are fake haha
Ikr?
Nah I'm pretty sure they're real. Mans so dedicated he got sleeves tattooed for a video
I love your asmr videos I just subbed
@@anneidevdl no it's his shirt
There tattoo sleeves, for prop you can on Amazon or like costume stores
Dong: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
Me: “ I AM A BO-“
I just wished this vid never ends..🥲
The way the ads went in when he opened the book for me
for this being for shits and giggles it gives off good tingles
OKAY BUT THE “BEST WORKS” IS SO GOOD FOR NO REASON
Okay HOW were they able to stay serious.
This is so funny, I can’t xD
⭐️
He kept touching my arm... I just wanted a haircut
-Karen’s Cousin
The way I first thought it was loss lol… I gasped in shock, but luckily it’s just a beautiful uhh stickman
I died at the part where he and the “customer walked away😂😂😂😂
The intro always gets me braced for some sudden earrape or jumpscare that never occurs. I guess it's good to err on the side of caution, haha
2:43 this Scene is tingly
Yeh
9:36 - Me at the end of my shift at work!
Same, but with school
It feels weird when the Editor is getting touched softly by Dong LOL
Weird? No......sus
Let’s be honest we got some tingles from this
This is a throwback i remember being lil and watching stuff like this just hurts the wrld has fucked us all up
I love these so much! Lol can you do another worst rated surgeon video? I think that one is my favorite 😂 I get lots of tingles!
The poor man just sat there having somone stroke his arm
is so satistying to don't see dislikes
15 minutes
just 15 minutes
ONLY 15 DAMM MINUTES
and already it has 3 dislikes
fuck this world
Dong is literally the next Kira Yoshikage
his man is an ASMR Legend! no cap, hes so original and funny + ultra tingly even if he doesnt mean to be!! Respect!
“white arm”
me being an indian with an extremely tan arm 😂
title : "worst reviewed TATTOO artist"
dong : has scissors
me watching at 3 am : what and why-
0:05 0:05
0:05 0:05
Man don't you just love it when dong goes- 'enjoo~'
Me: *sleeps until the morning*
also me: *sleeps like that I'm in a coma
I got a tattoo of a hair cut, there was a special promotion. 10/10 would recommend
BROO I WAS SO CONFUSED LIKE "Why is he saying it like that, here for a haircut, why you say it like that" BEFORE MY DUMBASS REALISED HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TATTOO ARTIST MY FUCKING GOOOOOOD😭😭💀💀
The "Don't you Mock my" part bro your hilarious don't!😂🤣
"I have brought you here because of your beautiful... White arm."
Dong Asmr-2022
Need more of these videos, please! I love this 😂❤️
Nobody gonna talk about how his art skills are absolutely amazing? 😤😳
99% talking
1% paying attention to the tattooing part
Not a professional tattoo artist 😂
But definitely a professional ASMR artist!!!
It was relaxing 😴
The way he grips the hand when it try’s to get away