Hah! I was a plane cleaner once, and OOOH do I feel bad for the cleaning crew people who had to take care of THAT!!!! May all who witnessed be blessed with good health, hygiene, and hydration bc woah boy are they gonna need to have their lungs checked after they finished.
Use to work on carpet cleaning equipment years back. The shop had some very powerful smells to put it gently. We were given this citrus deodorizer but it never really worked. We always affectionately called it shitrus.
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As a sailor, I am always impressed by your mastery of the nautical language.
TO YE! 🍹
Love the fact even Chad had to stop and laugh. "it smelled like vanilla shit" had me tearing up😂
I HELD ON FOR LIFE!!!
The travel insurance claim I would _love_ to file.
GET THAT BROWN GOLD!
Top Shelf Chad right here. One for the books!
This one broke chad!
IM STILL RECOVERING.
It was like Harvey Korman cracking up on The Carol Burnett Show.
If this was an Ozzy album it would be Diarrhea of a Madman.
I love you Chad!! You know it’s good when the talent is cracking up……..
Hah! I was a plane cleaner once, and OOOH do I feel bad for the cleaning crew people who had to take care of THAT!!!!
May all who witnessed be blessed with good health, hygiene, and hydration bc woah boy are they gonna need to have their lungs checked after they finished.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
9:18 - 9:34 Watching Chad doing his best not to lose it, made my day, lol
GRIPPED. THE. EDGE. 🤣
Always love to hear a sailor's story on the poop deck.
I just went to Target and forgot to get gum, because I didn't write it down.
DAMMIT! It's always the GUM!
"Just hoist and ride"
AYE AYE CAP'N
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The Biohazard to Hot Snakes Pipeline of Shit would be one sick festival.
Use to work on carpet cleaning equipment years back. The shop had some very powerful smells to put it gently. We were given this citrus deodorizer but it never really worked. We always affectionately called it shitrus.
🤣🤣👏👏🤌🤌#shitrus
Oh my lord, I was not ready for this one!! 🤣🤣🤣
NO ONE WAS!
I needed that laugh. Been battling covid. Thank you sir
Those quotes were killing you. 😂
Now we know what it takes to crack up Chad the Bird: poo jokes!
It's just farts in a barrel for me. 🤣
Missed opportunity to use the title for 'Brown eye in the sky.' 😂
Great as usual, Birb!
HA! Well that's the logline then...
@@ChadTheBird Alan Parsons would be pleased. 🤣
"...and that is not a Yankee Candle I want on my holiday mantle!"
OMG, I was straight up dead after that! 🤣💀🤪
The word smithery of chad is sharp enough to cut the concept of a diamond
That does sound like one hell of a sh*tshow. 🤣😂🤣
That's the straight poop!
Fantastic as Always!
I tore something laughing...ow...
Sometimes I have to Google stuff, and that makes it worse, like the Yankee Candle. I almost die laughing.
😂❤😂
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