@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw so basically the Kremlin in Moscow was targeted with explosive drones, which Russia claimed was an attempt on Putins life, who wasn’t in Moscow at the time, and pinned it on the Ukrainians, but that wouldn’t make sense because, thanks to the classified documents leak on a meme discord server, we know that the Ukrainians have been tracking Putin and know his location at all times, so the leading theory is Putin staged the attack, probably to justify an assassination attempt on Zelenskyy later.
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw some random, dinky drone with explosives hit the Kremlin last week and messed the roof up a bit. Everyone's calling it an inside job except the Russian government. Even the government's biggest supporters are calling it some kind of weird false flag attack.
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw A drone crashed on top of the Kremlin building, and Russia is blaming Ukraine. But it obviously couldn't have been done by Ukraine since the drone couldn't have flown all the way from there without the Russian army noticing.
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw Also, Putin wasn't at the Kremlin that day. But Russian media is having fun with it anyway. Must have been those decandent westoids! No dissidents in Russia, no sir! Ukraine is weak and easily beaten, yet also powerful and a major threat to Russia!
Ever since we _entered_ the Onionverse, they now only broadcast to another reality. 😅...😵💫 Edit: this was meant to be a reply to Robert Jenkins, but I made a mistake and neglected to click on the comment before replying.
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw Russia flew a drone with fireworks at the Kremlin at night, doing no damage And then claimed it was a Ukrainian assassination A common belief is Putin did it
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw Kremlin got hit by 2 drones, russia says it was an assassination attempt on Putin, despite the fact that the whole situation looked staged and putin wasn't even in Moscow
And in Russia, high level sources within the Kreml report that Russias president Wladimir Putin has learned of an assassination plot against former prime minister Vladimir Putin, masterminded by former KGB director Wlademir Putin.
@Marcelo Dias If anyone is brainwashed, it's the one who's supporting an unprovoked offensive war causing massive humanitarian crisis on both sides and slowly killing his own people
"Week in and week out you come back like a house broken Pomeranian, loyal to the bitter end. Good boy." This absolutely killed me. I'm now in need of medical assistance.
Are you in need of medical assistance because that comment killed you? I'm personally surprised that medical assistance has advanced to the stage where it can medically assist even people who have been killed by comments. Go medical science, go!
You will love The Topical podcast then, if you haven't already heard it!! It's The Onion's new podcast that just came out this year :) It's brilliant, and nucking futs like this. ❤
@@ffffff3861 you seem to be somewhat disconnected from your inner Putin because every Putin knows that Russian vodka is based on wheat, or rye, or honey, etc, but never potatoes.. When this happens to me I rub Putin's pictures against my naked body. You'll know this is working when those pictures start smiling at you lovingly and benevolently...
Really appreciate the journalists reporting just the cold hard facts and keeping any biases/opinions out of it. ONN has to be one of the most reputable news agencies out there! Great work guys!
The real question is, has Makoko conducted a 3 year study on human politics? And will he be teaching the politicians basic commands and advanced anaylses based on different situations?
@@sasho_b. What? Can you be a little more concise? I’ve been victim to multiple sexual assaults. I don’t really know what ur trying to say. Im not a conservative at all i just commented that conversion therapy is idiotic and homophobic.
Between the way the war is going, and the anti-war protests within Russia, its like he's trying to speedrun his way into ending up similarly to Nicholas 2 or something.
I didn’t even read that much news about it, and I haven’t watched any youtube videos about it on this account yet-but youtube STILL figures out how to recommend a newly relevant The Onion video based on current events. It’s wild
ive prty much stayed radio quiet on the news aside from a few posts by youtubers about it; not even watchin the vids they recommend... Just cuz my own mental health wud suffer if i rly delved into the news of it all, and theres nothin i can do about it anyways. And yet it still popped up in my feed.
This is like the GTA radio news
WEAZEL NEWS
WEAZEL NEWS
Gta 6 needs a news channel like this.
Gta 6 ONN collab when?
@@ChillyBenpa ..
@@ChillyBenpa too late now
Whoever wrote that Putin bit deserves an award
supastar only if putin says so
richard kent Which Putin?...former KGB director Putin or former Prime minister Putin? lol
supastar hahahaahahaha
supastar
the makoko and the co-worker part were really nice, too
Not only who wrote it, but also who read it, I started laughing almost immediately, I couldnt read it without bursting into laugh
"The nation's economists are quietly evacuating their families"
That doesn't even sound like Sarcasm now
Where to, Israel?
@@Vingul no, they’re fleeing to deep South America.
That’ll definitely go well.
@@Vingul no,switzerland
@@perlasandoval7883 Switzerland is known for housing many international banks; the Swiss are not known for being bankers in other countries.
Here after Putin just attempted to assassinate Putin with a drone, the Onion predicts reality yet again
wait huh? what happened?
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw so basically the Kremlin in Moscow was targeted with explosive drones, which Russia claimed was an attempt on Putins life, who wasn’t in Moscow at the time, and pinned it on the Ukrainians, but that wouldn’t make sense because, thanks to the classified documents leak on a meme discord server, we know that the Ukrainians have been tracking Putin and know his location at all times, so the leading theory is Putin staged the attack, probably to justify an assassination attempt on Zelenskyy later.
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw some random, dinky drone with explosives hit the Kremlin last week and messed the roof up a bit. Everyone's calling it an inside job except the Russian government. Even the government's biggest supporters are calling it some kind of weird false flag attack.
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw A drone crashed on top of the Kremlin building, and Russia is blaming Ukraine. But it obviously couldn't have been done by Ukraine since the drone couldn't have flown all the way from there without the Russian army noticing.
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw Also, Putin wasn't at the Kremlin that day. But Russian media is having fun with it anyway. Must have been those decandent westoids! No dissidents in Russia, no sir! Ukraine is weak and easily beaten, yet also powerful and a major threat to Russia!
For those who are confused about this. This is the Onion they are know for their credibility
How can people think this is fake, the guy working with two computer screens really wasn't fucking around
@@beanman9644 I second this
@@beanman9644 He's going balls to the wall with Finder
This comment is kinda sus
The Babylon bee as well.
Trust noboby, not even yourself
Insert meme where guy stands in front of monitor as a photoshopped himself points a gun to his own head
*-Stalin*
@@senorhace4746 Nice name and profile pic
th-cam.com/video/6xiH7Lsa1_4/w-d-xo.html
Keep your enemies close and yourself closer!
The onion has really hit a gold mine. Even videos it made 9 years ago are 100% still relevant.
Do they even make new videos anymore? For me the Algorithm only recommends Onion videos that are several years old.
@@robertjenkins6132 all their new stuff seems to be stuff like podcasts.
can confirm. i have two screens and am NOT fucking around
@@theX24968Z yeah, they’ve scaled back. But hey, at least they’re still around in some capacity, unlike some once-big comedy channels.
Ever since we _entered_ the Onionverse, they now only broadcast to another reality. 😅...😵💫
Edit: this was meant to be a reply to Robert Jenkins, but I made a mistake and neglected to click on the comment before replying.
The Putin assassination attempt being relevant today, 10 years later, is absolutely incredible
what happened??
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw An assassination attempt was made on Putin a week or so ago
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw Russia flew a drone with fireworks at the Kremlin at night, doing no damage
And then claimed it was a Ukrainian assassination
A common belief is Putin did it
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw Kremlin got hit by 2 drones, russia says it was an assassination attempt on Putin, despite the fact that the whole situation looked staged and putin wasn't even in Moscow
@@LaptopLender1.5-fi3cw Drones exploded on the roof where he was
2:00 _Jesus he's just dragging things from one screen to the other like it's nothing._
He's going balls to the wall over there
Christ man, I don't think he blinked in like 3 minutes.
That's what I did first with dual monitors
And in Russia, high level sources within the Kreml report that Russias president Wladimir Putin has learned of an assassination plot against former prime minister Vladimir Putin, masterminded by former KGB director Wlademir Putin.
"....was like something out of fucking Minority Report or something."
Now that's a good Tom Cruise movie.
I'm rootin' for Putin to not be shootin' Putin.
Wouldn’t that mean Putin successfully assassinates Putin? Ergo Putin paradox
Zayeed Hakim no
Putin was in cahoots with Putin for shooting putin all along, I'm routing for putin.
Robert you absolute genius
Rootin’ Tootin’ Putin Shootin’.
The Onion is so sophisticated in its humor that a joke has actually become reality.
The Onion is to blame.
what jokes?
They are not real in the first place???
I only trust The Onion for news
How has it become reality, exactly?
@@johnmartinez7440 exactly man, the onion's comment section is embarrassing
There no jokes There Reports from the future
Looking back from 2022, too bad Putin didn't go through with it.
breaking news from 2034: Ukrainian man goes back in time to stop Putin from foiling Putin's plan to assassinate Putin
but now putin has learned of plans to overthrow putin as putin enters a possible war putin expected to be easier
Tell me about it!
TH-cam recommending this right now is kind of ironic
@Marcelo Dias If anyone is brainwashed, it's the one who's supporting an unprovoked offensive war causing massive humanitarian crisis on both sides and slowly killing his own people
Once again, The Onion accidentally stops being a satire website
Putin took it as a challenge
Sure, "accidentally"
"Week in and week out you come back like a house broken Pomeranian, loyal to the bitter end. Good boy." This absolutely killed me. I'm now in need of medical assistance.
cattysplat Re your "I'm in need of medical assistance"
I can help out with "a drap o' Glenfiddich"!
Are you in need of medical assistance because that comment killed you? I'm personally surprised that medical assistance has advanced to the stage where it can medically assist even people who have been killed by comments.
Go medical science, go!
You will love The Topical podcast then, if you haven't already heard it!! It's The Onion's new podcast that just came out this year :) It's brilliant, and nucking futs like this. ❤
Followed by "the truth is, we couldn't care less".. that part got me..lol
Would you say death has changed you?
I've learned so much from the Onion Weekly Review.
No you haven't.
Your picture, your name, this comment, its fucking perfect you stoned fuck
@@mattzx003 that is what you call sarcasm
Interesting 666 likes.
And it's time to teach others...
2022: Putin learns Putin behind plot to globally isolate Putin
hahahaha
Looks like it succeeded
Poor Putin, doesn't need to attend meetings with world leaders like Biden or Trudeau 😢
Boy, has this aged like wine and milk
Hahaha
That one gay dude looked pretty happy being straight while still gay.
You mean he was pretty gay for being straight? 😂
@@GXM1210 😆 😆 😆
His wife wasn't so sure
@@jellyfishi_ decline of masculinity and that other paragraph sound like an ignorant homophobe to me.
@@jellyfishi_ I don't think there's been a decline in masculinity. I'm a woman and I'm very masculine.
This is getting recommended at the best possible time
Wow TH-cam, what a recomendation.
This video's gonna go trending again...
YT recommendation spot on right here
TH-cam recommendation system is trolling me right now.
this comment could go somewhere.
The fact that this got recommended right now-
I've always wanted to visit Russia, but I keep Putin it off.
I always wanted to Putin, but I keep Russian in and get rejected.
i laugh
In America, Russia visits you.
Just go, quit stalin
Not to forget occasionally Putin on the Ritz...
Thanks youtube for recommending me parody news in a global fucking crisis
Aged like wine. Nothing further.
I see the TH-cam recommended has developed a sense of humor. 🙁
wait this is 9 years ago!?
This aged like fine wine
This aged well
Interesting time TH-cam…
what a weird time for this to be recommended
"The nation's economists are quietly evacuating their families." Hats off to this one.
Historians will remember this day as the last time Comrade Putin was sane and tried to stop himself before his downfall into evil.
"There is no such thing as a former KGB agent"
-the guy that literally warned us
I thought this comment was years ago and got a little scared.
Always has been
I really hate how relevant this is again in 2022
Man that onion news satellite really do be bringing us news from the future
The algorithm has one sick sense of humor.
Oh hey thanks, algorithm
I love the onion, and the timing of this recommendation was impeccable
@@gregormonkey yup
Looks like the Onion predicted the future again
This attack is not by Ukraine. Assassinating Putin would trigger a nuclear attack, and Ukraine isn't dumb.
Oh algorithms
your timing is so uncanny
It brought us together
@@BIOHAZARD_V2 yes, yes it did lol. Hello 👋
Now I wish the onion was real
Then you'd have THREE Putins instead of one.
Actually two, but you get the point.
it’s not?
@@Idazmi7 actually 1. Because putins assinate putins
Who told you it isn't ?
TH-cam algorithm with its sick sense of humour again.
fun time for this to resurface...
I was thinking the same thing
This is in my recommended at a very Putin moment
I think I know why they Putin this in my recommendations.
@@communistpropagandist4608 Putin is the reason Putin was in your notifications just ask Putin
oh crap that happened today
I suddenly remembered this video after seeing the news 😂
Litterly just thought of this
Yep, once again Onion predicted "real" news.
Funny that TH-cam is recommending this rn
This aged well.
Putin: I knew he was behind this.
Holy hell the algorithm is on point
That’s interesting timing
2:13 just a timestap
Impeccable timing for this recommendation after the "plane crash"
WE NEED PUTIN, HE COULD SAVE THE RUSSIAN ECONOMY AND UKRAINIANS FROM PUTIN.
Putin already killed Putin so now it's up to Putin to stop Putin from saving Putin from Putin or else Putin may very well give Ukraine to Putin.
@@brady851 Putin will not stop till Ukraine is Ourkraine.
@@mtarkes our comment is so underrated.
@@mtarkes 😂
World economy at this point
All Putin and no Putin makes Putin a Putin Putin.
It's Putins all the way down.
Aaaaand this is now reality ....
Man this aged like a fine wine.
its so beautiful that this pops up shortly after the 'attack' on the kremlin.
bravo youtube!
yep.
DUDE THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH PUTINED WTF
TH-cam recommendation's timing is impeccable as always
I miss this kind of Onion.
That Putin part is fucking hilarious! :D
+superjokerrr 1:39
Read my face 🤬
That's one way of Putin it
Oof! I don't know for sure if one can slap people via internet, but it sure hurt to read that.
God dammit that was too good
@@Alpostpone I don't believe there is a way of putin your hand through your screen
2:10 Life always imitates The Onion.
54 Putin's didn't like this.
I mean that isn't bad, that's only like 3 percent of the Putins
@@babydragon1096 there were more, but they were assassinated by Putin to prevent them from assassinating Putin.
@@ffffff3861 what do you mean by "except"??
Every duck and goose IS a Putin!
Everything and everyone is Putin!
@@ffffff3861 you seem to be somewhat disconnected from your inner Putin because every Putin knows that Russian vodka is based on wheat, or rye, or honey, etc, but never potatoes..
When this happens to me I rub Putin's pictures against my naked body. You'll know this is working when those pictures start smiling at you lovingly and benevolently...
@@ffffff3861 but Jughashvili was from Georgia, which is a separate country now that doesn't like Putin..
I think you may be a spy 🤔
Really appreciate the journalists reporting just the cold hard facts and keeping any biases/opinions out of it. ONN has to be one of the most reputable news agencies out there! Great work guys!
Well
This was Off-Putin
*youtube algorithm*
Ah shiyeet, here we go again.
"A man thanks god he's not sexually attracted to children" killed me 😂😂😂😂
TH-cam algorithm going crazy lmso
This aged like wine.
Ok *now* I’m convinced The ONN was an actual news source in a parallel universe
I’m right there with ya
The title of the video aged well…
if only this happened :sob:
When you have split personality disorder but you are a president,kgb agent and a prime minister
I swear the TH-cam algorithm is messed up in the head.
The Ex-gay man was so happy you could have said he was "Gay"
If only he was successful.
I wish puntin had been successful on this one
The YT algorithm has one heck of a sense of humor…
The Putin bit is the level of absurdism it now takes to tell reality from satire.
This aged like a fine wine.
Okay TH-cam Algorithm this ain't that funny
if only Putin had succeeded
with the comparisons to mustache man i mean we could hope
If Putin succeeded in assassinating putin putin would have just took over the position of putin
As a Russian, same😔
@@kirabad-artist6532 you are not russian dont lie
@@Swiss036 Apparently being born and living in Russia for 18 years doesn’t count anymore. Ok
Aged like fine wine.
The real question is, has Makoko conducted a 3 year study on human politics? And will he be teaching the politicians basic commands and advanced anaylses based on different situations?
Interesting that this popped into my recommended feed now. Seems relevant...
That's one of the most hilarious yet scaringly on point recommendation I could get today
Well the Putin thing really aged well
Everybody is talking about the Putin story but no one talking about the "Nation's economists are quietly evacuating their families"
Kinda sad we live in a post onion world. This channel doesn’t have the same shock value now a days.
Love them calling out the idiocy of conversion therapy over a decade ago.
funny how many gays admit that it was because they were bad touched as a child by a same sex adult that they were gay
@@toomanyaccountsI must have misted a memo then, not being an SA victim? Pleas keep the neoconservatism to yourself.
@@sasho_b. What? Can you be a little more concise? I’ve been victim to multiple sexual assaults. I don’t really know what ur trying to say. Im not a conservative at all i just commented that conversion therapy is idiotic and homophobic.
@@Rivarya ah, ive greatly misunderstood. Aight, sorry.
@@sasho_b. it’s all good😂
Unironically a superb legitimate news source nowadays.
Unironically?
Normie
Between the way the war is going, and the anti-war protests within Russia, its like he's trying to speedrun his way into ending up similarly to Nicholas 2 or something.
That Putin clip is hilarious!
*"Defense minister Putin planned with prime minister Putin to assassinate President Putin!"* 😂🤣
All these videos have aged like fine wine
The onion can’t even keep up with what’s going on
Hello, people who got this in recommendations after reading too much news on 2022 russian invasion of Ukraine
Hi
I didn’t even read that much news about it, and I haven’t watched any youtube videos about it on this account yet-but youtube STILL figures out how to recommend a newly relevant The Onion video based on current events. It’s wild
ive prty much stayed radio quiet on the news aside from a few posts by youtubers about it; not even watchin the vids they recommend... Just cuz my own mental health wud suffer if i rly delved into the news of it all, and theres nothin i can do about it anyways.
And yet it still popped up in my feed.
Boy did this age well
The part about the guy with multiple monitors kills me lmao
If you have two monitors, it's 10% a productivity thing, 90% showing off. (Speaking as a guy with two monitors.)
that aged well