@Requiem edit: th-cam.com/video/nT6I864vwbE/w-d-xo.html well first, lets talk about the logistics of this vaccine that he wants to distribute. Some hard facts that people get uncomfortable about when speaking about this because they're too afraid that they will offend people. Alright, well first the death rate of this virus is comparable to that of a regular cold or flu. Anyone with a sane mind can question why people need vaccines when a virus only kills less than 1 percent of the population. Yes, it hits older people much harder than younger people but when u take asymptotic people into consideration, you realize that the death rate is much, much lower than expected while also considering the fact that they inflated the numbers (even the WHO said it after Biden was inaugurated, just look it up). Why the need for vaccines when this virus isn't as deadly as they say it is?.. hmm.. weird.. have you heard about the people who are already taking the vaccines and developing shakes similar to Parkinsons disease, seizures, and other problems that resulted in death of people? Wait, you haven't heard about this? Really!? You would think that journalists who seek so hard to find and distribute TRUTH would be talking all about this, wouldn't you?.. well, sad to say but they do not tell you the truth, you have to go digging to find it. But back to what i was saying,, Maybe that is because these vaccines are unsafe. Even a doctor spoke about this in court of law and said that they are finding nanoparticles of metal in these vaccines which is directly linked to Parkinsons, adhd, autism,, etc. Folks im not just saying this stuff, I've come to believe this after doing research and turning off the main stream media who tell nothing but lies and push an agenda. We people are at war with big tech, big media, and these people at the very top of the chain. Open your eyes and do research. No more listening or reading the mainstream media. They are all owned by 5 corporations that do not have your best interest in mind. Oh, and also, I have some hard proof, leaked video evidence of Bill Gates speaking at a secret CIA briefing where he talks about vaccines and how they effect the human brain.. add me on the app Telegram and I'll send you it so you can see for yourself. So you can see with your own two eyes.
It’s kinda hilarious how the security guys think it’s over. They were prolly thinking “I’m gonna get fired” and then two more pies come at em and they still don’t really stop it much 😂
Ha, my first thought too. He probably paid a little more for security after that... But it's amazing how often these things happen. Egg, paint, poop, shoes,... maybe they shouldn't just train for bullets, eh?
@@aceambling7685 google acid face. This is the 90's. Sure technology is embraced now, but people then thought Bill was the devil and he was about to end the world with computers. He gets death threats on the daily which is insane. Nowadays were so confident in technology that we see companies build the actual devil (Ai) right in front of our face and no one bats an eye.
"I creampied Bill Gates." "You did WHAT!?!?" "Yeah, and they're showing it on the news!" ":-O" P.S. I totally ripped off the "creampie" thing from one of the top comments.
@@Leon-uu4wk omg, how low should your iq be to believe this?..holy f, I have now come to conclusion that not a single person who believes in conspiracy theories has a triple digit iq
@@hwiatslgeord2887 you should know he has talked about manually spreading viruses before. Be humble & assume you havent got all the answers. Idk myself but i know its a unique time in mans history & that media is hella powerful nowadays Edit: Theres an actual video to back what im saying but idc too much to find it for you guys. & like i said idk shit myself so i prefer not to publically speculate (or speculate at all most times). Peace ✌
@@hamar5908 first of all, I need a proof of the former statement and what answers do you hsve to mske such dumb assumptions? What next? Bubonic plague was a comspiracy lf jews to eliminate whites?
@Jacob Raymond But they said "THE" time traveler guy so they talk about some specific guy. That's why the person asked "what traveler guy" beucause it's THE traveler guy. Not just some time traveler guy.
@@cckz5514 First, how he got his absurd amount of money : Leverage proprietary software and dominant position on the market to crush competition, lock the users into their systems : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vendor_lock-in#Microsoft It is so well known it's mentioned in a Simpsons episode : th-cam.com/video/H27rfr59RiE/w-d-xo.html Backdoors, DRMs, sabotage, surveillance, etc : www.gnu.org/proprietary/malware-microsoft.html Finally, his philantropic works : "1999, the same year of the microsoft trials, back when billy gates had not yet hired the PR firm that told him he had to gave away a little bit of his money if he didn't want to become the image of the typical villain money hoarding billionaire, ain't that funny ..." there's a french guy who wrote a book about billy's fake philanthropic works, it's called "l'art de la fausse générosité", which translates to "The art of fake generosity". This excellent article from the LA times is a it old and long, but really an excellent read : www.latimes.com/news/la-na-gatesx07jan07-story.html#axzz2iWhb1GWa&page=1 Do you know about Monsanto? It's the Nestle of GMOs basically : www.theguardian.com/global-development/poverty-matters/2010/sep/29/gates-foundation-gm-monsanto With all the money he gives, Billy gets access to influence and him and big pharma used it to lobby for a ban of Artemisia, so that they can sell their patented, lab made drugs and turn a big profit out of it : www.thefevermovie.com/ Richard Mukabana professor of biology at the University of Nairobi, Kenya. After studying mosquitos in the Netherlands and the US, Richard returned to Kenya in order to find ecological and local remedies against malaria. However, he soon realized that research grant donors like the Gates Foundation have no interest in supporting community based low-tech solutions and African scientists. "We are nothing but field workers, porters. It´s a form of neo-colonialism." Someone of my family has a wikipedia page which also mentions he's a philanthropist. Let me tell you, every time you will read a rich man is a philanthropist, you're getting bullshitted big time. Said guy only gave money to get that badge and try to look better to win an election. It's the same for billy, he was public enemy #1 in 1999 before he started his foundation, he just needed a better public image and he bought it. And it did not cost him as much as you might think, billy still gets richer as time goes on ... Really all his foundation work is meant to give bootlickers a bullet during conversation around dinner : -"rich people are parasites" -"nha, look at billy gates, he's so generous, are you giving away billions? I don't think so". Let me end with a quote from Honoré de Balzac : Behind every great fortune hides a great crime.
@@doomer3257 thrice* Edit: there was a guy who said "twice". i corrected him and said "thrice". he then deleted his comment. i'm telling you this just so you know I'm not a grammar nazi or something.
@@hwiatslgeord2887 “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.” John 3:16. Jesus loved you that much he sacrificed his life for you, he died for the forgiveness of your sins and loved you so much that he didnt want you to take the punishment of sins and go to hell, Jesus took the Punishment of your sins so you wouldnt have to, all of us deserve HELL because we are sinners but because Jesus sacrificed himself for us we could be saved if we just put our faith in him and start living for him and submitting our lives to him and to come to REPENTANCE. He loved you that deeply and that much. He literally sacrificed his life for me and for you and for everyone. Whoever accepts the Gospel of Jesus Christ Dying for the forgiveness of our Sins you will be saved, Believe in Jesus Christ and have faith in him, Submit your life to him. He will give you true happiness and true joy, he loves you so much and i love you aswell. He died for you, put your faith in Him and Believe he rose back from the dead 3 days after his death and confess with your mouth truly that Jesus Christ is Lord and you shall be saved. He defeated Sin and death. Now its up to you to decide if you want to accept the Love and the Gospel and submit your life to him and follow him and turn away from your sins and REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND AND SIN NO MORE!
@@Forbidden-Pre-Workout lol, cause that's what he wants. He's trying to help curb overpopulation via education, giving out contraceptives (condoms/birth control), and helping provide access to abortions in places in where they have 13 children but no food.
@@zakkmg5213 People have 13 children cause so many children die young or just die tragically from something else. Also Bill Gates is a piece of shit tho, he had the biggest stake in Monsanto, which would give African women infertility through formula and other products. "Its ok if theres too many white people but black people??? Nonononono" - bill gates
@@zakkmg5213 But I agree with the contraceptives thing, if they actually didn't want that many kids and the contraceptives stop it then that totally makes sense
"He then went ahead with his scheduled meeting." All I can picture now is Bill entering the conference room with unwiped pie smeared across his face and glasses, and conducting a fully professional meeting.
he was already at the dark side, thats why he got the pies in the first place. Remember, this is after the fact he got accused of developing a monopoly.
@@37Factorial Just let them be. Retarded as they are, it will probably work for us as they will slowly die from Covid or future viruses they consider as a 'hoax'.
Hitman A: "There are metal detectors."
Hitman B: "Okay. We'll use pie"
Just 3.14
I had a good laugh. Thx you!
Pie is always a good plan B
This blew up quick af
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂👏
So that’s the reason Bill Gates doesn’t wear suits anymore
Lmfao
But... he does wear suits, this isn’t that funny because it’s not even true :/
Lol it would be more funny if it is true
Bill Gates: *5990$ FOR A SUIT AND THESE DARN HOOLIGANS RUINED IT, JESUS F***** CHRIST*
Lollll
The funniest part is how he makes it sounds like a national tragedy
fiercedietyknight American media generally is just shit. This is not language that should be allowed on the news
"Hit men" .....easy there, Dan you drama queen
@@glitch373 if you censor the media then you are playing with extreme propaganda and a denial of the 1st amendment
Thats the fake news media for you. Constant fear mongering.
@@GoldenHairErik for real dude idk why i just find rich people overrated like batman for example
Once the second pie hit, we knew it was intentional.
We have breaking news a second pie has hit the Bill Gates Center
Thank god the brave citizens took down the fourth pie
We can’t forget the third pie that hit the Microsoft headquarters…
Who hits someone in the face with a pie accidentally? I think intentionality was already pretty obvious when the first one hit.
@@khymaaren You aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer are you? We are joking about this. 🤦🏻♂️
Someone didn’t like the new Windows update.
That Vista was rly bad
@MarSar Fishin' install gentoo bro
underrated comment
No, he's either windows updating him, or these guys use Linux out of hate
With Windows 98, we had no stinkin' updates!
Motive: All those annoying Windows error messages they got over the years.
😂😂😂
Yes, exactly 😁😁
Motive: That shitty windows 10
@@islacsilva854 W10 isn't that bad I mean it's less user friendly than W7
after continues of windows update failing, i feel more satisfied now.
"gates was momentarily and understandably shaken but he was not injured" i love the details news used to give us.
They need content. It's like trying to reach the words limit in essay
@@TheNamesArif 😂😂😂
Acurate
😂🤣🤣
"used to"... lol
Pre 9/11 was quite a time
And now we know it was totally justified.
If only it was worse... wait tho, we don't know if he was already cloned by then.
"What should we do for today?"
"Lets pie bill gates"
Sounds right
Momy can you make me lot of pies
Mom: why
I want to throw a pie at bill gates
Real life Phineas and Ferb XD
Creampie
Great idea
"Cowardly sneak attack"
"Team of hitmen"
"Hit squad"
Guys they pie'd him they didn't stab him.
why is it, nobody seems to be getting the sarcasm?
@@xenoplas is it? I was thinking it might but at the same time people in news have thin skin
Haha they made it sound so ridiculous
@@ericthegeneric1611 ik but people do shit like this all the time and it's britain so they are extra pussies
@@IsaiahINRI where the fuck did you get Britain from. It happened in Belgium to an American and this is an American news report.
The fact that he calls them “hitmen” is just amazing
i totally agree!!!lol
News being sh-heads even then. Heck it’s been going on awhile.
He was using it in a subtly sarcastic sense
If only they were ,
well that's the literal definition of hitmen, to target someone maliciously
This gives me such joy, I could watch it on loop all day long...
“A team of hit men” - wow I can’t believe he escaped that pie assassination attempt !
😂😂😂😂😂😂it was weak cream!!! That’s the only reason it failed!!! Double cream will do it next time 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
hitmen*
@@PANZERFAUST90 * hit men
@@marvin60000 um, no
hitmen*
@@PANZERFAUST90 um yes
Not only is he a billionaire but he also gets free pie, this world!
He can start a pie shop
@@goodguyyt 🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀
we live in a society
@@noxturne16 where bill gates have a chance to start pie shop easily
If you ever feel useless, remember the guards did nothing in the first half.
They were shocked by the unpredictable situation :D
@@S3l3ct1ve yep, didn't expect someone would creampie their boss in the public.
Bro how do you have 1.4K subs with no vids
@@yeetboi268 there's surely a better way to phrase that
@@limejelo no.
That was the day he decided to destroy humanity
Bill Gates: *”I gave you Excel and this is how you pay me in return??”*
Bill Gates (2021) : "I stole Excel! I deserved that pie"
How you pie me in return?
@Requiem he Billed the American population that commonly uses Gates
What's happening here?
@Requiem edit: th-cam.com/video/nT6I864vwbE/w-d-xo.html
well first, lets talk about the logistics of this vaccine that he wants to distribute. Some hard facts that people get uncomfortable about when speaking about this because they're too afraid that they will offend people. Alright, well first the death rate of this virus is comparable to that of a regular cold or flu. Anyone with a sane mind can question why people need vaccines when a virus only kills less than 1 percent of the population. Yes, it hits older people much harder than younger people but when u take asymptotic people into consideration, you realize that the death rate is much, much lower than expected while also considering the fact that they inflated the numbers (even the WHO said it after Biden was inaugurated, just look it up). Why the need for vaccines when this virus isn't as deadly as they say it is?.. hmm.. weird..
have you heard about the people who are already taking the vaccines and developing shakes similar to Parkinsons disease, seizures, and other problems that resulted in death of people? Wait, you haven't heard about this? Really!? You would think that journalists who seek so hard to find and distribute TRUTH would be talking all about this, wouldn't you?.. well, sad to say but they do not tell you the truth, you have to go digging to find it. But back to what i was saying,, Maybe that is because these vaccines are unsafe. Even a doctor spoke about this in court of law and said that they are finding nanoparticles of metal in these vaccines which is directly linked to Parkinsons, adhd, autism,, etc. Folks im not just saying this stuff, I've come to believe this after doing research and turning off the main stream media who tell nothing but lies and push an agenda.
We people are at war with big tech, big media, and these people at the very top of the chain. Open your eyes and do research. No more listening or reading the mainstream media. They are all owned by 5 corporations that do not have your best interest in mind.
Oh, and also, I have some hard proof, leaked video evidence of Bill Gates speaking at a secret CIA briefing where he talks about vaccines and how they effect the human brain.. add me on the app Telegram and I'll send you it so you can see for yourself. So you can see with your own two eyes.
Thought it'd be an Apple pie 🤷♂️
That would be to Brilliant for being that company! 👍
Hoy, that was awesome. LOL 😆
He has nothing to do with Apple.
@@lightspeed388 It's an attack from his competitors. r/whoosh
🤣🤣 underrated comment
Why the thumbnail and news reporter make it sound like some jfk style assassination 😂
@chef no hes not lmao
@@CERRYGREENBAY what lol
Because it was an assassination, 16 times more dangerous than a sniper
I actually thought it was JFK lmao
Its actually Billy Anderson and some shitters shoot him up
Those “hit men” knew something long before the rest of the world.
I’d love it if you could elaborate on this a bit
@brandonlee979
@@nicks4802 Bill Gates is not a good guy.
You don’t know what they knew you just want attention
Funny thing is they probably didn't, Bill Gates is just a big ol fuckin nerd
@@nicks4802Microsoft was accused (and reprimanded in court) of being greedy and monopolistic. The commentator was probably accusing Gates of that.
Let’s be real, one of the most harmless “hit man” attacks ever
He makes it sound like a coordinated assassination attempt
He does make it sound that way. It was still an assault though.
@@matthewkissau981 was it?
@@gustarddonut1452 yes
@@thewholehorse7140 You never know what is in it. Poison? Drugs? Whatever. You should always be on the safe side.
"Hitmen", "Hit squad". The guy was giving the information like he was narrating a serious murder planned by a well trained of seasoned Hitmen.
Talking like it was the murder of Franz Ferdinand
It very well could be a gun and these guys caught the bodyguards lacking this was a Big deal you just cant tell From the Memes
for real. i thought this was satire
Yeah but imagine if that guy have a knife or a glass of acid ☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@MiklasBeatBox should have
This wasnt cowardly. The pies kept coming until someone stopped them.
Relentless.
I misread the cowardly in your comment as comedy and was confused because pies that keep coming is peak clownery and absolutely hilarious
It was cowardly
@@freeplex589
cow·ard·ly
adjective
lacking courage
I'm pretty sure it takes massive balls to do what they did :|
@@bigcheese7492 Eh, hitting someone and running away instantly is the most cowardly thing someone can possibly do....
It was at that moment that Bill Gates decided he was going to kill everybody 😂
Not for long ;)
rip
"A team of Hitmen" ......... Take it easy there.
I mean they did hit him...and they were men so....
Menhit
They've been fake news for a while I c
more like a team of clowns...
(pun intended)
specialized assassins
I love how he describes the people pieing him as "hitmen" haha!
I thought it was satire for a second
Pies are clearly the preferred weapon of choice for contract killers in Belgium
@Dr. Cooler it was definitely a dry joke. Dan Rather often snuck sarcasm or zingers into his broadcasts.
@@messmeister92 he called them "hitmen", cause they hit Gates with pie xD
Agent 47?
It’s kinda hilarious how the security guys think it’s over. They were prolly thinking “I’m gonna get fired” and then two more pies come at em and they still don’t really stop it much 😂
They knew that they had lost their jobs in the first hit. So y bother😂
Ha, my first thought too. He probably paid a little more for security after that...
But it's amazing how often these things happen. Egg, paint, poop, shoes,... maybe they shouldn't just train for bullets, eh?
A pie is better than what Bill put on kids faces at Epsteins Island.
@@computerbiscuit what the hell’s a computer biscuit?
@@shaanp9796 I think its bytesized
Probably the funniest thing to ever happen in Belgium
Except Belgium existence
Haha, that’s very funny
Belgium? what is this place you speak of?
Belgian Malinois
Well done ! Bill Gates is an impostor...
The most dangerous weapon in assassination history: P . I . E
Edit: 2.5k likes! Less gooooo.....
Lol
Certain chemicals could be adding to the mixture.... so this is could have been deadly.
Precision Integrated Execution
No, egg
“ but he was not injured” 😂 he put neither the mono suppressor, lowest barrel, nor commando foregrip on. what a shame
imagine organizing a plan to pie bill gates, not just one pie but three pies, three pies the charm
Dude that shit was scary. Bill probably thought it was some kind of acid.
@@aceambling7685 what the fuck man?
@@missionpupa beta as f
@@missionpupa I mean. You're not wrong, that'd be startling as shit to just be going along, and then get hit with the triple pie combo.
@@aceambling7685 google acid face. This is the 90's. Sure technology is embraced now, but people then thought Bill was the devil and he was about to end the world with computers. He gets death threats on the daily which is insane. Nowadays were so confident in technology that we see companies build the actual devil (Ai) right in front of our face and no one bats an eye.
Imagine being in jail and others inmates ask: “Why are you here?” and this dude say I shot Gates with a pie lol
"I creampied Bill Gates."
"You did WHAT!?!?"
"Yeah, and they're showing it on the news!"
":-O"
P.S. I totally ripped off the "creampie" thing from one of the top comments.
LOL
LOL
@@Memesdotcom LOL
Cool
After all the headaches I’ve had from Microsoft word and all their crap programs, I’m glad I discovered this today
Exactly the same here, still can't change my account in Teams because of a loopless error
"Cowardly sneak attack" "team of hitmen" Dude he got pied.
Blatant over exaggeration
No wonder orange man called the MSM fake and biased news.
@@Victor_Victory Orange man is evil.
This was, in fact, quite obviously all these things. Do you think it brave to lurk about, waiting to pie someone in the face?
The second had a gun there was a court case and he got charged with assault and attempted murder
I had assumed it was tongue in cheek
This Bill Gates' super villain origin story.
Covid 19 is all his plan
@@Leon-uu4wk omg, how low should your iq be to believe this?..holy f, I have now come to conclusion that not a single person who believes in conspiracy theories has a triple digit iq
@@hwiatslgeord2887 you should know he has talked about manually spreading viruses before. Be humble & assume you havent got all the answers. Idk myself but i know its a unique time in mans history & that media is hella powerful nowadays
Edit: Theres an actual video to back what im saying but idc too much to find it for you guys. & like i said idk shit myself so i prefer not to publically speculate (or speculate at all most times). Peace ✌
This is why he wants to depopula...
@@hamar5908 first of all, I need a proof of the former statement and what answers do you hsve to mske such dumb assumptions? What next? Bubonic plague was a comspiracy lf jews to eliminate whites?
“The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed”
-emperor Gates
*Won't someone get the man a towel*
But he assures us. His anti virus protection has never been stronger
Execute order 99
"But I assure you, my resolve has never been stronger."
How many people even know this reference lol
It's 2024 and this pie hitting would be more well deserved than EVER.
This is the exact moment when he decided to destroy all of humanity.
Because of a pie in the face?😮
Underrrated comment.
Exactly what I was thinking lol 🤣😳
(s)he's mad ]:->
@@MoSylla45 unfortunately yup, such petty people get triggered easily
i cant believe the time travel guy is a pie maniac
hahaha
Soo truee
Decoded as :- almanac
@Jacob Raymond But they said "THE" time traveler guy so they talk about some specific guy. That's why the person asked "what traveler guy" beucause it's THE traveler guy. Not just some time traveler guy.
It was his ex wife hitman squad after they finalized the divorce
Imagine being bullied not only as a child, but also as an adult.
😂😂😂😂
Lmfao fuckin nerd
And as a billionaire. Fuck😂
This comment was cring
haha he's a no life loser take the L
Probably the most satisfying video on the internet. When I’m having a down day, watching Gates act like he’s been damn concussed is pure gold.
Cowardly? That takes serious balls to pieface the world's richest man.
Excellent point!
Dudes a fucken hero
@@randyphillips6506 He is.
No. It’s just cowardly. Don’t justify stupidity
No pie facing the clintons
And to think this couldn’t get any more Highschool.
A nerd gets pied on.
peed on
Underrated LMAO
That don't sound right..
I'm glad you're a dumbo
I'm your 666th like
Bill can't escape the bullies even after he left highschool.
But one of them is absolutely caught by the guard. Consequently, he was never been found again😂
You must be a loser
You're spilling your own insecurities
@@DonkeyFrog You too.
@@DonkeyFrog how tf did u come to that conclusion ? You have too much time if u got offended by this.
The news anchor calling the pie guys, "hitmen" is actually hilarious 😂😂
" A team of hitmen..."
Agent 47 check list: Silverballer, Dragunov, apple pie.
Target stunned with pie: 1,000
Total: 1,000
Rating Achieved: Silent Assassin.
Sneak 1000
Again with the apple pie 🤣
Seriously apple is up to this task
Funniest comment of the month my god.😂
@Hector Torrealta You forgot homing briefcase.
One of the headlines back then went: Gates gets pie interface.
Interface?
@@counterfeit1148 into face
@@counterfeit1148 Yes. A play on words.
@@tlig ok
*laugh track*
Honestly, I can’t believe by now that he hasn’t been hit with something worse.
He upped his protection budget after that, just like he upped his PR budget after the 99 microsoft trials.
Y'all just jealous
@@cckz5514 First, how he got his absurd amount of money :
Leverage proprietary software and dominant position on the market to crush competition, lock the users into their systems :
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vendor_lock-in#Microsoft
It is so well known it's mentioned in a Simpsons episode : th-cam.com/video/H27rfr59RiE/w-d-xo.html
Backdoors, DRMs, sabotage, surveillance, etc :
www.gnu.org/proprietary/malware-microsoft.html
Finally, his philantropic works :
"1999, the same year of the microsoft trials, back when billy gates had not yet hired the PR firm that told him he had to gave away a little bit of his money if he didn't want to become the image of the typical villain money hoarding billionaire, ain't that funny ..."
there's a french guy who wrote a book about billy's fake philanthropic works, it's called "l'art de la fausse générosité", which translates to "The art of fake generosity".
This excellent article from the LA times is a it old and long, but really an excellent read : www.latimes.com/news/la-na-gatesx07jan07-story.html#axzz2iWhb1GWa&page=1
Do you know about Monsanto? It's the Nestle of GMOs basically :
www.theguardian.com/global-development/poverty-matters/2010/sep/29/gates-foundation-gm-monsanto
With all the money he gives, Billy gets access to influence and him and big pharma used it to lobby for a ban of Artemisia, so that they can sell their patented, lab made drugs and turn a big profit out of it :
www.thefevermovie.com/
Richard Mukabana
professor of biology at the University of Nairobi, Kenya.
After studying mosquitos in the Netherlands and the US, Richard returned to Kenya in order to find ecological and local remedies against malaria. However, he soon realized that research grant donors like the Gates Foundation have no interest in supporting community based low-tech solutions and African scientists.
"We are nothing but field workers, porters. It´s a form of neo-colonialism."
Someone of my family has a wikipedia page which also mentions he's a philanthropist. Let me tell you, every time you will read a rich man is a philanthropist, you're getting bullshitted big time. Said guy only gave money to get that badge and try to look better to win an election. It's the same for billy, he was public enemy #1 in 1999 before he started his foundation, he just needed a better public image and he bought it. And it did not cost him as much as you might think, billy still gets richer as time goes on ... Really all his foundation work is meant to give bootlickers a bullet during conversation around dinner : -"rich people are parasites" -"nha, look at billy gates, he's so generous, are you giving away billions? I don't think so".
Let me end with a quote from Honoré de Balzac : Behind every great fortune hides a great crime.
@@armandraynal740 get a job
@@americayeagermeister Already got one.
This is when bill decided we should all eat bugs.
I died after he said "A group of hitman" 😂😂
He said "hit squad" and I lost it 🤣
I mean. That guy did "hit" him with a pie
0:12
A group of piemen would be more appropriate
White version lol
"They were personally hired by Steve Jobs"
Elon would had ordered a hot like that
Stfu nigga
@@iceychill2125 no
they were friends haha
Who's Steve Jobs?
Video should be titled "Bill Gets cream pied"
😂😂😂😂
...
@@doomer3257 thrice*
Edit: there was a guy who said "twice". i corrected him and said "thrice". he then deleted his comment. i'm telling you this just so you know I'm not a grammar nazi or something.
Gay
"Bill Gates TRIPPLE CREAMPIE BY STEP-BROTHERS"
The Pie Man was ahead of his time!
This broke Bill Gates, ever since depopulation was his only thought.
If he desires depopulation, he should start with himself and his children who he doesn’t vaccinate which proves he knows what’s in his vaccines
I want depopulation..humans are scum of the earth
@Internet surfer yes
@@DARK_AMBIGUOUS source?
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"Team of hitmen," "hit squad"
Dude, it's a fucking pie.
the fact he said sneak attack! what is this vietnam
He paused before saying hitmen, that means that "hitmen" is enclosed in apostrophes.
If only they really were hitmen.
@@asahelnettleton9044 whaaaat no that would be terrible lol
pies are high in calories. heart attacks are the number one killer in the US.
This is the type of hero we need in 2020.
Just with a gun instead of a cake
Hero with weapon
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Bill Gates is a Criminal!!!!
Yes but with a grenade pie please por favor!
Warms my heart.
Why are they reporting this like the assassin's creed dude stabbed him and then parkoured away
Because of capitalism
@@efishon7102 True. Communism Won't Give a Shit lol
@@savage_aly8752 I think this pie guy was a communist lol
Most likely Sarcasm.
I see you everywhere on apex vids lol
"THE HIT SQUAD ATTACKED WITH TWO MORE PIES" those clown hit squad were dangerous in the 90s
the point is that the pie easily could have been a knife in his neck
such hit men attacking with Whipped cream pies
@@true5072 what the hell
@@true5072 you spread your religion so you can get subscribers
“Gates went inside, wiped his face clean and made no comment, though witnesses at the time described him to be “shaken but delicious”
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Serious but extremely funny 😂
nice, this sounded like something straight out of Onion
This is when bill decided there were too many people on earth
His security detail is awful lol. Imagine if they wanted to kill him.
haha seriously horrible job fellas
@David lmao what you wanted?! That they arrested the man for the illegal posession of a pie ?!
@@sadsoldier2007 For assault, clearly.
@David So your saying that if I slam a pie in the face of a cop, I get to walk scot-free?
I bet they got fired
Imagine this man reporting something actually serious.
Seriously😂
So guys Kennedy was assassinated by some random guy from Louisiana, and I forgor 💀
@@mysterio1967 LMAO
@@mysterio1967 you forgor? I rember 😳
@a c thank you I was about to say the same thing
Original Hitmen in the world: *“Are we jokes?”*
Original hitmen style
Yes
Lol
Yes the actual hitman missions are to put pie in bad guys face and not kill the bad guys.
Strippin profile pic
I can’t believe this hasn’t been scrubbed from the internet.
"hitmen" lmao, is bill gates lactose intolerant or something?
I mean Steven jobs knew him personally, who's gonna argue with that?
LMAO!
Hitsquad*
I'll rather taste the pie they slapped on me
Welp who ever they caught got killed or tortured forsure💯
When you’re still treated like a high school nerd even after becoming a billionaire.
Oh my god 😂
Mark Zuckerberg
Life is really dark ngl
@@reduniverse796
Life is harsh
Tougher people come out on top
Lmao
Just imagine walking happily and you get pied in the face...
Then you hate humanity and want to control it.
@@Forbidden-Pre-Workout lol, cause that's what he wants.
He's trying to help curb overpopulation via education, giving out contraceptives (condoms/birth control), and helping provide access to abortions in places in where they have 13 children but no food.
@@zakkmg5213 People have 13 children cause so many children die young or just die tragically from something else. Also Bill Gates is a piece of shit tho, he had the biggest stake in Monsanto, which would give African women infertility through formula and other products. "Its ok if theres too many white people but black people??? Nonononono" - bill gates
@@zakkmg5213 But I agree with the contraceptives thing, if they actually didn't want that many kids and the contraceptives stop it then that totally makes sense
Or you think you're being assassinated
This annoyed me back in the day. Fast forward 23 years and it was and still is very well deserved.
It was 13 years ago.
Edit: oops never mind, the video is 13 years old, just realized it happened in 1999!😂
"a cowardly attack from pie-terrorists, probably Al-Pieada"
LOL
haha that goooooodddddddd :)
LOOOOOOOL
LLLOOOLLL!!!!!
TheHorsenation lmao
I will tell my great-grandchildren this was how the apocalypse started.
Hahah
Honest truth
THAT was a great statement - Love it!
I'd say you are an overly ambitious fellow.
The Franz Ferdinand of our time.
Looks like he was hanging out with scarface😂
🤣🤣🤣
I was thinking Riley Reid lol
🤣💀
more like surface
10 Years later his revenge is mass vaccine so everybody dies....
This was the moment the philanthropist decided to reduce the pop by 10 or 15 percent on the infamous tedtalk
Well that hitman was on a budget if all he could afford was a pie.
3 pies*
That's why they called it a "Cowardly Sneak Attack"
@@Sparess still an attack tho lol
@@Sparess and yet they talk about it like some dumbass assassination😂
@@stylisticsguy3746 it is an assassination. Assassination of reputation lol.
“Hitmen”? Bro it was a gag style pie not a fucking ricin umbrella made by the kgb.
I think that's the joke
'we can get to you' before he becomes their foghorn for xyz
unfortunately
@@dillondelaney4347 you’re not alone in that thought
As far as we know...
...what were those pies made out of? 🤔
this is when he decided to kill everyone
ay mox
take your vaccine mox
Lol
What?????
This is when bill gates urned into heisenberg
daddy uwu
Nice. Humanity fights back against the technocracy.
"He then went ahead with his scheduled meeting."
All I can picture now is Bill entering the conference room with unwiped pie smeared across his face and glasses, and conducting a fully professional meeting.
Going "You wanna know how I got these scars?"
BRUHHH😂😭😭😭😭💀
Lol
😂 I guess he washed the stuff off in the bathroom. And fired his “bodyguards” right away.
O
Plot twist: that is his friends, and his friends celebrating his birthday
The friends he left behind
@@investdough lol exactly
I think your on to something.
Now i see why he's mad at the entire world...
His friend had said some of his friend to make my friends birthday and invite your friends too with their friend
The reporter called people with pies “hitman”. I can’t stop laughing
Cause they hit man :D
Bill Gets Pie from Hit Men🤣😂
lmao!! xD
@@FreezyOH do you even understand what irony is?
@@FreezyOH please don't skip your english classes on zoom
Shame it wasn't a big rock
With a nice sharp edge😂
The way the news anchor reported on it, like as if it was a failed assassination attempt. 😂😂
Deep State Fake Dan Rather, hahaha...
Plot Twist: That's how they welcome tourists in Belgium, with lots of pie.
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I, as a Belgian, can vouch for this
With cream pies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@tombkings6279 icky gross
First prank in history
When you’re a powerful nerd billionaire but still get bullied by the jocks.
The newsreader sounds like he's describing WW2
@@TonyEnglandUK I thought there was a fly on my screen
@@TonyEnglandUK As if describing the attack on Pearl Harbor & National tragedy
Who's in your profile?
B.............
And then, he become a "philanthropist"..
Only the puppet media call it a philanthropist. I just call it a baby eating bastard!
"A team of hitmen".... 😂
@Dr. Hyde The Werewolf
No shit right?!!
I hope they hit me next, one Hershey's Edward's pie to go please and thank you.
funny as a mofoooooo
Right 😂?
Yeah Dan rather was a fucking joke. Deep state rat
‘He was not injured’
Thank goodness, that pie could have done serious damage
To be fair it could've been poisoned.
Could have been acid
@@eliteguard225 true
Who makes acid pies 🤣🤣 my local dealer
It could've broken his glasses and injured his eyes
This is the moment when Gates turned to the Dark Side.
totally
You fools I shall create the Corona virus and destroy you all 🤣
he was already at the dark side, thats why he got the pies in the first place. Remember, this is after the fact he got accused of developing a monopoly.
“Hmmm how do I set up a tracking system to catch pie related offenders?”
@ why did they not?
That wiped the smirk clean off his face!
The assassin installed Windows 98 earlier that morning on his computer.
Thank God he didn't installed Windows 10 home. Else he would have used something else 😂
@@rythmrythm5623 😂
@@rythmrythm5623 would have come down with a .38 if he did that.
Why nobody laughed at "the ASSASSIN" term?
“A team of hitmen” geez this news guy making it seem worse than it is
Badger and Skinny Pete
Just boutta make a comment like this lmao
That's his job
Thats the left for ya
@@BloodInTheStrawberries you want to play with words ? okay he wasnt hit he was slapped , so it was a slapman lol
Must have been an "Apple Pie".
+Manu Anand Great joke!
+Manu Anand HA!
No it was just a cream pie.
yea. HA HA
bill gates licking cream pie, dirty fucker. :D
The "Hit Men" lmao... The news been wild since way back.
11 years ago: face pie? who cares.
2021: hah face pie lmao.
He's lucky it wasn't a bullet.
He is a sleazy businessman, always has been, a pie in the face harmless anyway.
Underrated comment
José Mena this was 1999
Don’t say face pie it is weird
TH-cam Algorithm: Wanna see Bill Gates getting a pie in his face?
Everyone: Sure, why not...
Stop copy pasting those stupid comments, come up with something yourself...
@@user-sj3fp2xq2m facts 😂
I’m tired of these stupid “TH-cam recommendations” comments that I see everywhere. Stop commenting the same stuff for likes.
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That’s not what it said but that’s what it said and what the collective thought was lol
Watching this is therapy for me.
I watch it daily. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Give me my good chuckle before sleep.
Why? Bill Gates is a good person, change my mind?
@@37Factorial Just let them be. Retarded as they are, it will probably work for us as they will slowly die from Covid or future viruses they consider as a 'hoax'.
Hah! Me too! Replay a gazillion x! 😁
Me as a kid: how awful, why would they do that to that poor man 😭
Me now: Pie Man was a hero, I just couldn't see it 😔
Now use this for what people think about your birth and it’d fit perfectly
@@SnuupSantanasalty
Fixed it for you.
Me as a kid: how awful, why would they do that to that poor man 😭
Me now: he wasn’t a “poor man”…he was the “richest man”. 😭
People will feel this way about trump in the future
@@SnuupSantanabill gates is not paying you to type this
Gates: Gets hit with a pie, runs away.
Schwarzenegger: Gets hit with eggs, asks for bacon.
and now calls trump supporters fasci-...
fool.
@@Blei1986 even tho Schwarzenegger dad was a Nazi
@@VampireHub616 Sins of the father.
Gates a fucking beta
"a team of... hit-men" LOL
I am not fluent in English and it sounds for me Hitman, the assassin's type.
That's exactly what it meant. It's why it's so funny ;)
They were defending a pie attack, not an assassination. lol
Lmao right
I'm sure they did it just to show that if they had the wrong intentions, he could have been killed
Mr Gates wiping his face: it's steve .
Security : How do you know that?
Mr. Gates : It's an apple pie !
@Gautam S Underrated comment.
Oh my gosh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh 💀 how does this comment not have a million likes XD
That’s funny!
🤣🤣
This pie made him create covid
and that was after windows vista