I don't know what's funnier: George claiming that he could calculate the odds of getting with the Portuguese waitress, or then being compelled by those very same odds to act!? 😆
I love that the cringe of Jerry bombing is kept to a minimum. If this was the office, Michael would be up there being booed and stumbling over lines for 4 minutes.
I liked how you could get 1 free battery a month from radio shack. The kids booing the homework joke are probably the ones who end up on the streets doing herioin.
I'm guessing you're one of those kids that reminded the teacher to give you homework.. hey at least you stocked up on free batteries .. with all that education and intelligence you might be able to use them to build a robot girlfriend 😉
Ending of the episode is great when Letterman actually bumps Jerry from his show and talks about "deadly dangerous lizards" Jerry: Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night. Letterman: Yeah, but then, you know, some people were telling me about that little flap out there at the junior high assembly. And before that, you were bumped by a lizard? ... those things, deadly dangerous. A long time ago my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico. They see one on the road, drags him out of the road, and chews his face off. Listen, we'll call you if anything opens up. Okay, Jimmy? Jerry: Jerry. Letterman: Right. Jerry.
1:02 THAT'S television, you know the episode is going to be good from just a few word description "I'm bumped from Career day"? kind of like a friend's title actually
If Jerry had a stand up routine in the beginning, i think it would be like this: "Smoking isn't such a bad thing. Is actually a way to avoid speaking with some people. My neighbor smokes several times and, unfortunately, he stills wants to talk to me. If the roles were reversed, i would smoke every single day."
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"But I was promised the slot!" "SINGLE FILE, JERRY!"--LOL!
“Why does RadioShack ask for your number when you buy batteries!”
Kramer was way ahead of his time 😂
They went bankrupt too. Coincidence? I think not.
😂😅
@@hugolafhugolaf Everyone had it up to here with being asked their number for the smallest of things.
You got the A, the B, the C and the D.
@@canastraroyalBruh! 🤣🤣🤣
George's smug satisfaction when Jerry gets bumped 😂
"Hey, kids! What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!"
Booooooooo!
Booo!
Thanks for repeating a line from the video I just saw. You’re really smart and neat.
@@jacksonballa13 Booooo
@@jacksonballa13 boooo!
One of the rare times Jerry actually says “what’s the deal?”
The 'Rick James' getting bumped for Jerry made me laugh.
Single file Jerry!
"And give you the chance to see some really disappointed kids" That line gets me every time.
Whoever thought to put the A, B, and C plots from each episode into short videos is a genius.
You got the A, the B, the C and the D.
The teacher is fantastic. “Single file, Jerry!” is brilliant line delivery.
I don't know what's funnier: George claiming that he could calculate the odds of getting with the Portuguese waitress, or then being compelled by those very same odds to act!? 😆
George being George, going through with the latter was equally devastating and hilarious.
Well he was smart (in that episode anyway), spoke a bit of Portuguese, had a cushy job.. that's more than enough to be with a Portuguese waitress
The waitress being Brazilian might have messed the odds though. 😁
The correct answer is that they are equally funny.
@@danthemankhan 😊👍🏼
can't believe it took me this long to realize Jerry's secretary is Kitty from 70's show
How could you NOT realize that???
I also can't believe it took you this long to realize that :P
Agent not secretary.
Only jabtards watch that 70s show. Safe and effective 😂
And she is in Friends.
God I love this show classic comedy
I love that the cringe of Jerry bombing is kept to a minimum. If this was the office, Michael would be up there being booed and stumbling over lines for 4 minutes.
😂😂😂0:02😂😂kitty being herself lol loved this episode
He should have opened with "what's the deal with Ovaltine?". That's gold.
or maybe with risk management
It's the best Jerry. The best!
Gold Jerry !
Gold! I tell ya!
One time when Carson played Carnac the Magnificent, one of the lines was ‘Ovaltine. What was Oprah Winfrey’s nickname in high school?’
I liked how you could get 1 free battery a month from radio shack. The kids booing the homework joke are probably the ones who end up on the streets doing herioin.
Yep, and they don't even know how to spell "heroin".
@@civlyzed - Nice...
Personally i prefer to do heroine.
RR probably has dirty needles littered throughout his living room floor
I'm guessing you're one of those kids that reminded the teacher to give you homework.. hey at least you stocked up on free batteries .. with all that education and intelligence you might be able to use them to build a robot girlfriend 😉
Looking at the clock when the fire drill happened, it was 2:30. Jerry must have had a short performance.
Literally just watched this episode haha I'm getting bumped from career day!
bumped by a damn lizard guy
"I got bumped by a lizard!?!" 😂
She got him the Commencement speech at Duke 😂😂
"What is Chicken Kiev?"....
George solving the Rubik's Cube puzzle 🤯
Is this a rerun?
Mathematically I had to do it Jerry 😄
If someone hasn't seen the whole episode, the part about George and the Portuguese waitress is a bit confusing.
Hey kids, what's the deal with homework?
If Kramer keeps smoking Jackie will cash in on Kramers wretched disfigurement
I actually think something like that happened on a later episode! But I could be wrong!
That’s outrageous, egregious . . . preposterous!
The man's a goblin!
This is the latest of my most public humiliations.
"The man's a goblin!"
What's the deal with homework .... i don't wanna work after work / school
This thing just keeps adding up ( typical Jerry's high squeaky voice )
Ending of the episode is great when Letterman actually bumps Jerry from his show and talks about "deadly dangerous lizards"
Jerry: Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.
Letterman: Yeah, but then, you know, some people were telling me about that little flap out there at the junior high assembly. And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?
... those things, deadly dangerous. A long time ago my uncle and a date are driving, like, through Mexico. They see one on the road, drags him out of the road, and chews his face off. Listen, we'll call you if anything opens up. Okay, Jimmy?
Jerry: Jerry.
Letterman: Right. Jerry.
"Hey! What are these? Take me to your leader!!!"
It's Kitty from that 70s show!
Yeah, she had a recurring character on another NBC show whose name I won't mention here.
@@bossfan49 which??
Single file JERRY!!!!!!
I Love DEBRA JO RUPP ❤❤❤❤
Mathematical I had to do it 😹😹😹😹😹
4:58 Jerry's greatest weakness, an audience with taste.
They said her name wrong, it's Kitty not Katey.
1:43 the very 1st scene I remember from this show
Take me to you leader. 👽
Good thing the school avoided Rick James being around children.
I know that this is a long shot, but by chance would anyone know what watch Jerry is wearing at 0:14?
Breitling Chronomat, likely the ref. 81950A in two-tone with a "Rouleaux" bracelet
rumor has it Jerry met his real life girlfriend filming the middle school scenes
The kids were having none of that homework joke
Jerry is so rude, he doesn't let her finish talking.
Mr Seinfeld is just a loving natured child, children would love him and personally I don't care about ones private life it's none of my business
Kitty Foreman ayooooo ❤
They sure made her look tasty compared to what she looked like in 70’s show (ugh). How’d they do that?
Once you get bumped, take the message, never return
Seinfeld 🔥
Thank you very much, America for bumping off Jerry Seinfeld from career day.
Why is he calling Kitty Katy?
Classic tv 🤣
1:02 THAT'S television, you know the episode is going to be good from just a few word description "I'm bumped from Career day"?
kind of like a friend's title actually
Kitty was Jerry’s secretary?
Agent would probably be more apt
What's the deal with Ovaltine? Why don't they call it Roundtine?
That’s gold Jerry!
Is that kitty?
Boy that radio shack joke didn't age well.
Sure did. It's still funny.
It aged very well. Maybe it doesn’t apply to radio shack anymore since it’s gone but it works for like every other store now.
If Jerry had a stand up routine in the beginning, i think it would be like this:
"Smoking isn't such a bad thing. Is actually a way to avoid speaking with some people. My neighbor smokes several times and, unfortunately, he stills wants to talk to me. If the roles were reversed, i would smoke every single day."
no, not ohio
What do you want me to do. Everything is crowded. So why ask me why. If people want Japan let them have it. Or china or Africa or whatever.
Ohio 💀
Second
Single file Jerry!