We hope you enjoy this one chaps! Though we all got trench foot, it was a right laugh. Anyway, compare news coverage. Spot media bias. Avoid algorithms. Be well informed. Download the free Ground News app at ground.news/squire
Renting trenches ain't cheap, so do us a favour chaps. Share this video around with your chums, post it until you're banned from your favourite discords. It all helps more than you think, cheers!
1914: where’s the rest of the platoon? Your standing on it. 1916:Where’s the army? your standing on it 1918: where’s the airforce? Well you see those burning wrecks over there
@@joebloggs7514 My italian great grandpa spent three months on the front lines, his stories included walking over bodies because in some sectors there was no clear ground left, everything was covered in dead soldiers.
@@me.ne.frego. then credit to him, I don’t quite know what that has to do with landships arriving on the front line of the western front, but still credit to him for what he did.
A new Squire video? I needed those laughs! Thanks for all you guys do! Keep up the hilarious work! I remember the low resolution firearms you guys used before!
You should do one for the Falklands War… I think your videos are put together really well. Whilst they are satirical, they also maintain a certain level of respect for the trenches of WW1
The production quality is brilliant. We Brits always provide the best for our troops. We have the best tactics, equipments and officers 🙂 EDIT: I should be clear that my comment was purely satirical. I was making fun of the pompousness, in the same spirit as Squire. I am a Brit and even I know that our army has made plenty of costly fuckups. I am well aware. I thought it was obvious giving the context of the video
The attention to historical authenticity is certainly awesome! Love the pattern 1914 leather equipment, cool detail there. Just like a modern day Blackadder goes forth! Or, more like “Squire goes over the top!” Excellent video Squire! You and the lads have outdone yourselves! would love to see more WW1 themed skits 😂
Ever since you started doing live action vids I always wanted to be in one (being a re-enactor and all) but you guys seem to be doing just fine on your own! Really well done coming from someone who has been watching you from back when all you did was war thunder!!
Dear Squire - Thank you so much for your content, I've been a huge fan ever since your War Thunder videos 7 years ago! You truly are a master of your craft and we all love you for it!
Melchett was at least 35 miles behind the front. All his orders came via pssshh wrrrr a wandering minstrel... peewooo gale force 8. What's that you want a table for 7, but the window not too near the band... no, no I think you have the wrong number?
@@SquireComedy Oh, everything is just peachy. I am living in a country where nearly half of the people should be in a mental institution. 🙄 So how is it going in your part of the planet ?
I saw that blonde actor and thought to myself: Finally, he got an haircut and has the decency of looking presentable. Then I saw the officer. With that mustache. God damn it. Never change
Absolute smasher. Well done, lads. Poor Cooper. No worries about the head wound if he's from Cumbria. Looks and brains never abounded over there. He'll be fine. Cheers.
I really hope you get picked up by the Beeb or ITV or some such so you can have your own show on the telly - you’re brilliant and your humour absolutely spiffin’, lads.
I've got a challenge for you see if you can make a sketch out of the grimmest battle in WW2, Stalingrad, or you could try "Every Canadian Soldier at Dieppe" if you dare attempt the accents. XD
@@satireisnotdead5804 "No, I'm sure Lord Mountbatten is right. The huns will be caught completely off guard and would never dare attack us and round us up!"
@@bumperbonnie5721 "Maybe... But, doesn't it seem just a bit odd that they've not tried this sort of landing yet, and when they do they call us first? While we're at it, I don't see any other commonwealth troops about. This all feels a bit like they're using us as Guinea pigs."
Ah yes the Henderson family Tree serving their nation with distinction. the last scene gave me "the passing bells " memories damn what I good show that was.
Brilliant work as usual chaps. Very impressed with the quality of the gear you got your hands on, and the smart editing :-) Keep up the good work! Hope you're doing fine and that the TH-cam algorithm is kind to you!
8.29 British soldiers:*gets shot* Also British soldier: I can still fight! Meanwhile the pilot in the plane: Dam it! he is still alive. Well we batter strike back. Who knows how many Germans would parish because of him!
"You ever wonder why we're here?" "Well some angry young lad shot an Austrian noble in Belgrade, and after a comedy of errors and misunderstandings prevented peace settlements, our web of alliances dragged us in." "That's not what I- WHATTHEBLOODYHELL!? I'm dying for some Archduke being shot!?" "No, you're more dying for his shooter who's been protesting the war from prison. And also to" "SHUTUPI"MGOINGHOME"
For a second, he had a reason. The distance between British and German trenches were so long most soldiers walked and when close enough the real charge would commence,
every single lowbudget movies are obselete than these reinactments Cant believe squire is at 547k subs i mean i subbed him like for a long time this guy is a legend deserves millions rn
Imagine spending all day firing .303 with no hearing protection, then thinking tinnitus will get you sent to the rear. Not getting it is more concerning, must mean your ears are blocked
I hate that I have caught up with all your videos. Also, the guy who creates the gas 'could' have been my great grandfather as his farts really were truly awesome
Its like a gift, a squire video! Makes your day the best, and best thing, its free, well maybe some ads.. but this random guy on youtube makes all other ads in the world look duller than they already are!
This is fantastic. I didn't even realize the add had started until right as I was thinking....why is he on a computer...they showed the website of the product they were selling. Fucking beautiful!
We hope you enjoy this one chaps! Though we all got trench foot, it was a right laugh. Anyway, compare news coverage. Spot media bias. Avoid algorithms. Be well informed. Download the free Ground News app at ground.news/squire
I love your videos
Hello
Thank you for your videos, you inspired me and I made a history project using your video style. Thank you!
Hi
Finalmente un nuovo video / finaly a new video. I like this s&it, is gooooooooood
Renting trenches ain't cheap, so do us a favour chaps. Share this video around with your chums, post it until you're banned from your favourite discords. It all helps more than you think, cheers!
Well I would, but most of my chums were the Grimsby chums...
Buy some land and I will come help build all the trenches you want
Roger sir.
But what if its your discord?
Will do, sir ! 😁
1914: where’s the rest of the platoon? Your standing on it.
1916:Where’s the army? your standing on it
1918: where’s the airforce? Well you see those burning wrecks over there
The RAF was founded on April 1st because they thought it was a joke.
1916: Is… Is that the Navy?
@@joebloggs7514 My italian great grandpa spent three months on the front lines, his stories included walking over bodies because in some sectors there was no clear ground left, everything was covered in dead soldiers.
@@me.ne.frego. then credit to him, I don’t quite know what that has to do with landships arriving on the front line of the western front, but still credit to him for what he did.
@@joebloggs7514 I accidentally replied to you, sorry.
Cooper is that guy who reminds the teacher that they forgot to assign homework
I suspect Cooper would have suffered a tragic friendly fire accident
@@weldonwin Or a friendly grenade down the seat of his trousers!
One day a grenade just rolls into his tent...
@@SquireComedy Heroically shot in the back.
I will physically remove cooper from the squad ,over the dam trench cooper hes on tea duty
I got very sad when Cooper died. He was a legend!
He'll be back!
@@SquireComedy he better be or else we will steal your outfits
@@SquireComedy and your guns
Tommy Zombies? 🤔
@@AttiliusRex yes
Wow the quality of props has skyrocketed! Great videos guys!
Cheers, Fran
You almost can't tell anymore that they're made of cardboard!
@@SquireComedy were the SMLEs functioning rifles? It's really cool you guys have actual rifles in the vids
@@neonlovegalaxy saving pvt ryan old squire video yea i remember that
A new squire video, and with perfect timing too. I'm sure this video will brighten my day after such a shitty day at work!
We hope it helped, old chap. Sending our best.
Have you ever milled some lumber with your chainsaw to build a cabin or such? It might just brighten your mood.
These video are flawlessly realistic right down to the firing pin being back when going to shoot himself in the foot
Love it
Cheers mate!
I love this new ‘Bill psychologically tortures Squire for ten minutes’ genre.
More to come very soon!
A new Squire video?
I needed those laughs! Thanks for all you guys do! Keep up the hilarious work! I remember the low resolution firearms you guys used before!
Good old cardboard guns, we miss those days.
@@SquireComedy they had a certain charm!
Nothing like a fresh Squire episode in the morning! (It is actually midnight here but what ever!) Wery well done
Thanks chap!
You should do one for the Falklands War… I think your videos are put together really well. Whilst they are satirical, they also maintain a certain level of respect for the trenches of WW1
1:25 after he shoots and misses his foot his SMLE hammer is de-cocked. Now THAT'S attention to detail.
Glad that's being picked up on! :)
The production quality is brilliant. We Brits always provide the best for our troops. We have the best tactics, equipments and officers 🙂
EDIT: I should be clear that my comment was purely satirical. I was making fun of the pompousness, in the same spirit as Squire. I am a Brit and even I know that our army has made plenty of costly fuckups. I am well aware. I thought it was obvious giving the context of the video
Yeah if it jams it’s just to give the others a chance
@@kestrels-in-the-sky sportsmanship indeed
Nice try Thatcher
Not this again Thatcher, get back in!
Still lost the wars
The attention to historical authenticity is certainly awesome! Love the pattern 1914 leather equipment, cool detail there. Just like a modern day Blackadder goes forth! Or, more like “Squire goes over the top!” Excellent video Squire! You and the lads have outdone yourselves! would love to see more WW1 themed skits 😂
Ok
I swear every time I watch squire he just gets better and better amazing video! Keep it up!!
Wow, thanks! We're trying bloody hard.
Ever since you started doing live action vids I always wanted to be in one (being a re-enactor and all) but you guys seem to be doing just fine on your own! Really well done coming from someone who has been watching you from back when all you did was war thunder!!
Dear Squire - Thank you so much for your content, I've been a huge fan ever since your War Thunder videos 7 years ago! You truly are a master of your craft and we all love you for it!
1:20, unreleased footage of Baldrick providing Melchett with a spare whistle whilst Blackadder looks on in horror.
Melchett was at least 35 miles behind the front. All his orders came via pssshh wrrrr a wandering minstrel... peewooo gale force 8.
What's that you want a table for 7, but the window not too near the band... no, no I think you have the wrong number?
this is the best video from squire! it has information too and the way its presented is hillarius .greetings from the Czech republic! keep it going!!
Glad you liked it!
You don't realize how much i needed some pointed comedy at this point in the day. My hats off to you're great work.
Cheers, Thomas. Hope you've had a good week!
@@SquireComedy
Oh, everything is just peachy. I am living in a country where nearly half of the people should be in a mental institution. 🙄
So how is it going in your part of the planet ?
That first 10-15 seconds reminds me a lot of the Blackadder finale, although a lot less tragic
I saw that blonde actor and thought to myself: Finally, he got an haircut and has the decency of looking presentable. Then I saw the officer. With that mustache. God damn it. Never change
The leap in props & effects from when I first subscribed to now is quite splendid.
Many thanks, Harry.
This is one of the best squire videos
The work and effort put into these videos is outstanding, i love it.
It all was part of the brilliant tactical plan of climbing from the war trenches and walking very slowly towards the enemies.
Glad you guys know that rifles have recoil when fired... Netflix's All Quiet On The Western Front managed to miss this.
The result of using CGI muzzle flashes instead of firing blank rounds.
@@thatperformer3879 if that's the one criticism it isn't so bad
@@elijahcaon8094 Its not the only one, but it is there.
They managed to dub it extremely well though.
Always a good night when we get a squire upload
Absolute smasher. Well done, lads.
Poor Cooper. No worries about the head wound if he's from Cumbria. Looks and brains never abounded over there. He'll be fine.
Cheers.
Can’t lie boys this is one of your best yet. Keep it up 👍.
Thanks for the lovely comment mate, really makes it worth it. Have a good one!
Cooper's actor is funny as hell, hope we see him again
You will!
"Don't worry, you'll warm up from the walk over. ... And then suddenly cool right down."
That's a way to put it mildly. 😂
Another great video sir squire!
Glad you enjoyed it! Cheers matey
These Vids are FIRE. Keep doing theese types of videos
Wilco!
Our Aussie Diggers tried to model ourselves on Tommy Atkins, but couldn't get the accent right. Bloody good stuff.
New Squire vid! Jolly good
HUZZAH!!! I've been waiting for another Great War skit!! Reminds me of come of your old Verdun videos!! Excellent job sir!!
Thanks very much! There'll probably be more WW1 stuff coming soon!
So happy for this upload. I was missing me some Squire. You two really need to do a Q&A episode though.
Brilliant as always Squire!
It's always a great day when Squire uploads a brand spankin' new video, excellent work as always!
I love Bill, "i scared as shit! Been trying to get out of it all day!" I half expected the finale to Black Adder in the trenches
Time to enjoy this with a ben and jerrys in the freezing cold, god bless you squire.
Oh yes! Cookie dough?
@@SquireComedy Oh aye of course! Morrisons had them on sale for 2 quid, thought I'd grab it.
Good to see that Ben and Jerrys is (as always) universally loved by everyone who has tasted it. Cookie Dough clan for the win!
@@Sirius1914 F*cking hell, which branch? We'll get down there.
@@SquireComedy I don't think you want to mate... I'm in Bolton...
Ah a new Squire video, jolly good show
POV: you get shell shock but your commanders order you back
The officer is the guy that always has to do something but is like “I’ll do it later. Never mind I’m not doing it.
Man your videos are just great.
Thank you.
I really hope you get picked up by the Beeb or ITV or some such so you can have your own show on the telly - you’re brilliant and your humour absolutely spiffin’, lads.
Maybe one day! Cheers mate :)
@@SquireComedy A pleasure. Only recently discovered your channel and it’s been a laff a minute. Your scriptwriting is excellent. :)
I've got a challenge for you see if you can make a sketch out of the grimmest battle in WW2, Stalingrad, or you could try "Every Canadian Soldier at Dieppe" if you dare attempt the accents. XD
Dieppe would be quite the fight to see
Yessss! Canadians!
"Here, do you get the feeling that the British might be... Well... Using us?"
@@satireisnotdead5804 "No, I'm sure Lord Mountbatten is right. The huns will be caught completely off guard and would never dare attack us and round us up!"
@@bumperbonnie5721 "Maybe... But, doesn't it seem just a bit odd that they've not tried this sort of landing yet, and when they do they call us first? While we're at it, I don't see any other commonwealth troops about. This all feels a bit like they're using us as Guinea pigs."
*_"oi mate pass me that mag will ya?"_*
dam
A piece of art and a good laugh, as always! :)
Thanks again!
You guys are the Bloody Best. Sending love and a Proper Rifle and Vest from the States! Good Luck ya Limey Bloke ;)
Thanks Yank, jolly kind.
I love Squire's videos so much I've actually subscribed my work's account to the channel too (I'm not self employed) 🤫😂
That's the spirit! Employee of the month right here!
Respect for camera man having to go back in time and almost die each time they attack.
Ah yes the Henderson family Tree serving their nation with distinction.
the last scene gave me "the passing bells " memories damn what I good show that was.
It all started with Bill's character from the end of our Saving Private Ryan. Haven't been able to let that posh family go.
@@SquireComedy lol would be cool to see the family tree again in a hoi4 sketch or cold war era idk just an idea , keep it up guys
Atkins is so committed to fighting the war, I love it
The reason the Captain didn't think Atkins was insane was because he didn't say 'Wibble.'
Top-notch quality and so very well done, as usual, you the man!
Much appreciated! Hope you're doing well dude!
It's not easy to catch the spirit of the fourth season of Blackadder, but as always you did it.
Brilliant work as usual chaps. Very impressed with the quality of the gear you got your hands on, and the smart editing :-) Keep up the good work! Hope you're doing fine and that the TH-cam algorithm is kind to you!
Thanks a ton mate, glad you enjoyed it.
Squire has come a Long Way; now he's actually able to afford dummy weapons that actually look like the real thing!
In this case, the Enfields are real!
+@@SquireComedy+ Yay you're in the Big Leagues now!
Bro I used to watch this when i was 8 because I was a nerd but as soon as I saw you i subscribed 😊
I love that this channel went from war thunder bits to bits in full reenactment gear, complete with scenery
production really improved over the days. Nice. Keep going!
8.29
British soldiers:*gets shot*
Also British soldier: I can still fight!
Meanwhile the pilot in the plane: Dam it! he is still alive. Well we batter strike back. Who knows how many Germans would parish because of him!
Absolutely brilliant video, very nice.
Topping video Squire good sir, absolutely spiffing!
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"Well some angry young lad shot an Austrian noble in Belgrade, and after a comedy of errors and misunderstandings prevented peace settlements, our web of alliances dragged us in."
"That's not what I- WHATTHEBLOODYHELL!? I'm dying for some Archduke being shot!?"
"No, you're more dying for his shooter who's been protesting the war from prison. And also to"
"SHUTUPI"MGOINGHOME"
Sarajevo, not Belgrade.
Well it's not the middle of nowhere, but i ain't going over the trench.
I love how calm they all are
Dude a Hogans Heros parody would be top tier material for this chanel,i really want to see it now lol
BABE WAKEUP SQUIRE JUST UPLOADED
That's made me piss myself, cracking sketch fellas. Very nice work 🤣
Cheers lad!
“So the shell burst brought you closer to home? “
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
For a second, he had a reason. The distance between British and German trenches were so long most soldiers walked and when close enough the real charge would commence,
Never mind Tommy.
Verdun was more deadly.
That’s your fault froggy
every single lowbudget movies are obselete than these reinactments
Cant believe squire is at 547k subs i mean i subbed him like for a long time this guy is a legend
deserves millions rn
Amazing guys great video
Glad you enjoyed it. Say...you're not a German spy are you?
Imagine spending all day firing .303 with no hearing protection, then thinking tinnitus will get you sent to the rear. Not getting it is more concerning, must mean your ears are blocked
You made a shitty Monday in to a cracking Monday, thank you!
And you've helped mine too mate, cheers!
Amazing video - You guys are so talented, I dont know who writes these scripts but its pure gold! Made me laugh so hard!
Minute 1:41 the way he went “waAaaAay shot one thiIIiis is fuUun” got me on the floor😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Hi, you guys should make a video on the process of making your skits
Ever sense 2018 it keeps just getting better and fabulous. Well done
I hate that I have caught up with all your videos. Also, the guy who creates the gas 'could' have been my great grandfather as his farts really were truly awesome
is that me boy alex? from the "the tank museum"? smashing bloke that one...
Tis indeed!
With two boys they do a video better than a film, compliment
Its like a gift, a squire video! Makes your day the best, and best thing, its free, well maybe some ads.. but this random guy on youtube makes all other ads in the world look duller than they already are!
This is fantastic. I didn't even realize the add had started until right as I was thinking....why is he on a computer...they showed the website of the product they were selling. Fucking beautiful!
That deep breathing when the gas came by killed me
The kit looks bang on
Cheers! It's pretty on point on this one, which is rare!
You guys need mustaches to complete the WW1 look.
You may or may not have included the child soldier part
You’re thinking of Berlin, 1945
You need a channel membership.
Love your content!
All you're missing is Baldrick's cunning plan
Bro that general was the god of tension.
Fantastic work as always!
I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT IS SQUIREEEE
Rest in peace Atkins, he died doing what he loved;
Walking and commanding a section of riflemen through no man’s land
This guy cracks me up! I love the British dry sense of humor. Hilarious!
As always I love you guys and your war antics