Pandas Are a Scam.
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I feel like came from a personal point of pain, just a hunch.
That or it was all just a long setup for the ad.
This video just made me love pandas more.
like he heard "pandas aren't real" and took that to the soul and made it a personal vendetta to "prove" that redditer wrong.
Pandas: Ultimate Con men, aka: the little cousin from Thanksgiving
Never thought I‘d hear the term “Panda Apologetics“
Have you ever heard the term "an embarrassment of pandas"? Owen Benjamin did a couple recent videos about pandas.
A group of Chinese Panda Bear is called a Embarrassment.
Family of Beavers
Welcome to the 21st century
I am that.
knowing polymatter, i expected panda diplomacy, but this point was WAY more convincing
Knowing polymatter views on everything Chinese, I got exactly what I expected 😄😄😄
The algorithm sent me down a panda-cam wormhole after this. Clearly big media is on the pandas side.
i read this as “clearly media is on big pandas side”
@@somebodyhere3160 big panda is watching you
Good!
I work at a Zoo in NYC, the pandas are not real, we dye polar bears black. AND THEY DO NOT LIKE IT
Username checks out
Is that legal?
@@i_exist_yaay5343 you fell for it! Check the username...
@@i_exist_yaay5343 no but what is the government going to do? check a very pissed-off bear?
That did happen in a Zoo, if Wikipedia is right.
This one aint even controversial. Just spitting facts here
yes
Not at all. Pandas for life!!!!
Oh, I thought he meant they were a scam due to china's panda diplomacy.
Yeah using Panda's as soft political power is the biggest scam, pandas are too dumb to understand what we are doing to them.
That would belong to his main, more serious channel Polymatter.
Yea
Panda maybe dumb but the CCP government is very calculating smart.
Do people not love pandas? Then they're not a scam.
"Let's dispel with this fiction that Pandas don't know what they're doing. Pandas know exactly what they're doing"
Marco Rubio enters the chat.
I came here expecting a video on how Pandas are completely made up and it's just actors in suits or animatronics. Boy am I disappointed.
Pandas were just the way Bamboo forests kept growth in check.
We do that better
Wow that random Marco Rubio reference out of nowhere
The dislikes are from pandas.
Actually, they couldn't be bothered.
shut it down
The panda would give Up after 1 failed attempt
@Rando TH-cam just cleared all the dislike!!!!🤣🤣
@@garymoh4828 192 dislikes from what I see(est by a computer)
Pandas have been very quiet after this video came out
Yesterday I was ranting to my sister how pandas are doing this on purpose to live an easy life
Today I see this video
It`s nice to know that I`m not the only one that's insane
I'd say it's rather scary how much Google knows about you and listens in on your conversations :-)
@@carcharhinus_555 true
LMAO
I didn't even think about it this way; I love pandas even more now.
Yes, You are right about Red Pandas. They are also on the brink of extinction and not because they can't breed or something, But because they are hunted down by poachers for some medical benefits(China) and because humans are grabbing Red Pandas' forest and polluting the environment very rapidly.
Thank You for letting everyone aware of the other cute Panda, Red Panda. #SaveRedPandas #SaveForests
so why nobody's is trafficking pandas? looks like a sweet business 🧐
Every time I see one if your videos. My first reaction is.
Hmmm. Yeah okay I'll bite
Ironic a group of Pandas are called an embarrassment 🤣🤣
Me: *casually eating lunch*
PolyMatter: "PANDAS ARE BULLSHIT!"
Me: "hmm, that seems interesting."
So a group of Chinese Panda Bear is called a Embarrassment. Family of Beavers.
Pandas are a perfect example of how natural selection works. Like dogs and cats they rely on cuteness to work off humans this keeps them alive. Genius.
The only reason I found this channel was after looking at PolyMatter’s channels. I wish there was a better way for channel exposure since TH-cam algorithm is crap at finding what I’d like to see and instead recommends a 8 year old video of cutting tomatoes.
1:20 actually bro the distance between Greenland and Antartica is around 18 thousand kilometers(about 11 thousand miles),
sorry i couldn't help it, i'm geography nerd :D
Pandas are what people are going to be without meat, not be able to move and think most of the time
When I take over the world, my first imperial decree would be the total and utter eradication of the panda species.
Pandas don't exist.
i wonder how did pandas survive so many years natural selection and evolution
I still want pandas to stay alive regardless, they're so cute and better than any Reddit mod.
I want those 5 minutes and 56 seconds of my life back 😩
A group of Chinese Panda Bear is called a Embarrassment. 🤔🐉
Societies of the future will think we worshipped pandas as Gods
I know that pandas looks kinda cute but if any species is as helpless as giant pandas then it deserves to extinct. But still I am amazed that giant pandas survived until 21st century and did not go extinct 3000 years ago.
Cringe comment. Pandas are adorable and equal to all other animals and thus deserve to exist. Cruelty and murder against them is NOT OK. I am so damn happy they have survived, I really am - they are such a precious animal :)
@@Wackaz they literally need people at the zoo to play panda hub to help the pandas understand how mating works, in terms of making more of themselves they're the lowest of the low. Other people treat them like gods because they look kinda cute even though they can tear flesh and murder. We should've let nature do it's thing with pandas.
@@Wackaz baby nature doesnt care about animals being ''equal'' otherwise lions wouldn't be killing zebra left and right please
@@lalasecretly God created nature. God also created us. And our consciousness is stronger than a Lion's. Our consciousness knows objective truths, Lions do not.
@@Wackaz boo spout your religion in Church
This is the picture of the various levels of puppet masters and pandas just being the at the top.
Can't wait for this channel to hit is big.
if only we had a whole video about red pandas
This channel is so different 🤣🤣 just a place for him to put his opinions in a beautifully designed video
The TV show can be called "Parasite Pandas".
Red pandas > giant pandas
FACTS
This is probably the most wholesome video I've ever watched - I was laughing the whole way through just because of how adorable pandas are and the lives they live; it's such a wonderful simple life and it just makes me love them even more. So although I finished this video realised you're genuinely being serious, I'd say you failed your mission: thank you for simply making me love pandas more than I already did!
China is the most literate country on earth. Before the 1800 s their is no mention of pandas ever🤔
Putting the blame on Pandas when we humans drove them to nearly extinction and then have to save them in zoos. There is no way for them to be not lazy in zoos! xD
Also, it is not closely related to Red Panda.
They are kind od lazy in the wild. They do eat almost the whole day, which might not be lazy, but they don't do much more. They are indeed able to feed on other diets, but just don't want to.
@@someone7826 , true indeed. But the video makes it seem like pandas choose to come into zoos to become even more lazy.
@@Sivah_Akash That's what this video is about.
@@someone7826 , it felt the other way tho.
How's that a hill to die on? You're just right. Then again, you're of course right on everything, so...
Edit: also, red Pandas are the shit, they're like the best thing out there
bear cats if you will
大熊貓乃-種活化石，其存在正好對社會達爾文主義的否証，正如日本遺傳學家木村資生所倡導的"中道"理論，即物種生存，不是強者為優，而是兼容複雜环境條件; 木村資生發現-些被視作生物弱點的，往往是物種生存的必要條件，大熊貓天生性質，正是大自然給人的啟示，也是對社會達爾文主義的諷刺！
I actually think pandas are far more adorable in their natural and realistic form in comparison to the photoshopped or animated form of panda. Their real form is exactly why I love them.
Damn. Pandas are basically the masterminds of freeloading
I think the pandas had a better life then ur childhood
This is an allegory for rich influencers/celebrities.
Justin Trudeau
and sicko
Alice Cooper album covers
pandas aren't even real bro
@@bunnyoatmilk1315 wrong
A group of Chinese Panda Bear is called a Embarrassment.
Wake up
Family of Beavers.
@@bunnyoatmilk1315
Nope.
Look into Alice Cooper album covers.
It's sick. 1+1
@@C.Noble13 lol
@@C.Noble13 ok
They probably aren’t even real tbh
That’s why red pandas are the GOATs.
This thing hardly deserves to be called a bear, terrible national symbol that can't even procreate without assistance.
What does it mean that Homer Simpson was dressed as a panda in a Simpson's episode? 🤔
Alice Cooper album covers...
Uggggg
I hate Pandas.
Love your work and channels ❤
Why arent red pandas popular or looked after?
What we spend on pandas, in the same price we can save both polar bear and glaciers.
Hey did you add some grain on top of this video? I understand what you're going for, noise tends to hide the colour banding of gradients, but it gets really blotchy with video compression and the added detail combined with a fixed bandwidth reduces the overall quality of the video.
Actually by 2014, there were 1,864 wild giant pandas(excluding young cub), but this number did not include the number of captive giant pandas. Captive giant panda population was 442 by 2015.
Therefore by 2015, the total number of panda was around 1,864 + 442= 2,306 pandas at least.
Note: "World Wildlife Fund" is only concern with the number of wild animal population, it will not consider the number of captive population of the animal concern in their reports.
Here WWF's Extinction Risk Category (from lowest to highest):
LEAST CONCERN - Does not qualify for Critically Endangered, Endangered, Vulnerable, or Near Threatened.
NEAR THREATENED - Likely to qualify for a threatened category in the near future.
VULNERABLE - Facing a high risk of extinction in the Wild.
ENDANGERED - Facing a even higher risk of extinction in the Wild.
CRITICALLY ENDANGERED - Facing an extremely high risk of extinction in the Wild.
EXTINCT IN THE WILD - Known only to survive in cultivation, in captivity or as a naturalised population.
EXTINCT - No reasonable doubt that the last individual has died.
At this moment, panda is under "VULNERABLE" category i.e. facing a high risk of extinction in the Wild, and therefore there is still a lot of work to be done for Giant Panda.
Well, the bamboo is useless at actually feeding them, since they don't get too much nutrition out of it. No wonder you have to spend 8h in a session just eating.
Don't support zoos is what the video really wants to say if the creator has any courage.
Pandas are amazing
Did my biology professor scripted this video? I swear I sat through this exact lecture (in a classroom format, I guess)
north pole to south pole is only 12436.81 miles but he's talkin bout 50K miles
By your logic criminals are smartest humans, because they provided with all free stuff in jails
how do they stay clean? do zookeepers wash them too?
I swear, humans and pandas are the only 2 species that eat exactly what they are not supposed to.
I miss this channel
I was waiting for a dark and weird business model, or something strange with global politics. Then I remember that I was in other channel.
Thanks man. Your Polymatter channel taught me a lot. I was able to reach a Master in Economics last year, thanks, really.
I was given one when I was two years old, and I can confirm they are fake and never do anything for themselves.
I don’t know but there has to be no way that pandas are naturally occurring
We need the panda for the highly anticipated bamboo revolt and takeover of the world.
Nobody want to talk about the highly intelligent and cunning bamboo that the panda is saving us from.
why no metric system
I love your videos. Please upload more.
They cute af tho
the goal of this youtube channel is to agrivate the world
lol that marco rubio reference
This is a hill you will surely survive on. :D Awesome stuff! :D
Panda is big one of commerce in china.
If word of this gets out it could cause worldwide Panda-monium....
STOP BIG PANDA!
The likes are from koalas.
Yes
I clearly don't like that video, but can't press thumbs down while holding my bamboo the next 8 hours before sleeping.
I'd be lazy like a ragdoll if I ate those carbs. Put them on a carnivore diet!
This video is underrated
This video was made by polar bear gang
So long, and thanks for all the shoots.
Cmon give the money to whales or animals that actually matter
Looking up red pandas....
Are pandas self aware?
No
PanDA
PAN.DEM.IC
Panda Bears in a group called a Embarrassment 😂🤔🐉
They're people in fursuits or animatronics. The channel 'RFTKOHIAH' has a good video on it.
I love this channel
Panda is not a panda
- Panda
Dwarfs in panda suits 😎👍
There is a 3rd option.
You know, Panda already existed in our world longer than human, and they have done very well in their ecosystem, so your argument here is a moot
At least koalas are genuinely dumb and can't do anything about it. But this is disgraceful
Pandas took the cue from cats 😂😂😂
They domesticated us, just like cats
"stoners pay taxes" haha, not me