The Portable Computer We Forgot

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  • "I’ve been to Zork today. Tomorrow, I will take a friend. Together we will unwrap the cloaks of mystery surrounding this most excellent and memorable work of computerized fiction. And when we have extracted from this land every drop of adventuring that can be obtained, we will likely not be kept waiting. A sequel is nearing completion, even as this is being written. Somebody, please, let me know when it’s done."
    -Bob Liddil, Byte Magazine, Feb 1981
    *** CREDITS ***
    Produced, Edited, Hosted and Co-Written by Kevin Lieber
    Instagram: / kevlieber
    Twitter: / kevinlieber
    Twitter: / vsaucetwo
    Facebook: / vsaucetwo
    Cinematography and VFX by Eric Langlay
    / ericlanglay
    Contributing Researcher, Co-Writer & Script Editor Matthew Tabor
    koala.fm/
    Sound Design by Jay Pellizzi
    jaypellizzi.com/
    Special Thanks Austin Evans
    / duncan33303
    Special Thanks Retro System Rescue
    retrosystemresc...
    / @retropcrescue
    Select Music by Jake Chudnow
    / jakechudnow
    Special Thanks Paula Lieber
    / pixichuu
    Special Thanks Hannah Canetti
    / hannahcanetti
    Vsauce Website: www.Vsauce.com
    Curiosity Box: www.curiosityb...
    ** SOURCES **
    Twisty Little Passages: An Approach To Interactive Fiction by Nick Montfort
    www.amazon.com...
    Play Zork I
    classicreload....
    Play Colossal Cave Adventure
    grack.com/demo...
    Equipment Load and Weight Breakdown Dark Souls 2 | WikiGameGuides
    • Equipment Load and Wei...
    Nintendo NES Classic Sales
    time.com/475959...
    Zork Maps
    oldsite.ironrea...
    oldsite.ironrea...
    Zork on the PDP-10
    www.filfre.net...
    www.filfre.net...
    The Enduring Legacy Of Zork
    www.technology...
    Old Computers Zorba
    oldcomputers.ne...
    Zorba Equipment Preservation Society Website
    www.zorba.z80.de/
    Daves Old Computers Zorba
    www.classiccmp....
    Infocom Zork
    www.infocom-if....
    Zork & Infocom - Video Game Years
    • Zork & Infocom (PC, 19...
    Get Lamp: The Text Adventure Documentary
    • GET LAMP: The Text Adv...
    Infocom: The Documentary
    • Infocom: The Documentary
    MC Frontalot - It Is Pitch Dark
    • MC Frontalot - It Is P...

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  • @austinevans
    @austinevans 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4474

    WORTH IT

    • @bahaar5215
      @bahaar5215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Austin Evans
      Hey guys this Austin and as always thanks for watching

    • @aykai_
      @aykai_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like how, in the disc, the link to your channel is "duncan33"

    • @christianingmarkjlsvik7872
      @christianingmarkjlsvik7872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jose Ugarte 11:32

    • @BenWillock
      @BenWillock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey Austin this is guys

    • @evelynx4374
      @evelynx4374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zorba Video incoming from you soon Austin?

  • @degiguess
    @degiguess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1485

    >be me 1984
    >playing Zork on my 22 lbs Luggable computer
    >this has to be the peak of technology there's no way people can design something better than this
    >be me 2018
    >playing Skyrim SE on my 2lbs Laptop
    >this has to be the peak of technology there's no way people can design something better than this
    >be me 2051
    >inside Edegal GOTY edition on my Omnirig full body VR suit
    >this has to be the peak of technology there's no way people can design something better than this
    >be me 2084
    >the earth is a wasteland
    >all humans have left their lives behind to live together in VR pods that are casting a virtual reality that is being controlled by an AI named "Lilac" on to our retinas
    >this has to be the peak of technology there's no way people can design something better than this
    >be me 2118
    >the "C-plane" as we had come to call the VR world has been corrupted now that Lilac was destroyed in the 5th World War
    >humans have crawled out of their pods now forever changed by the VR experience that was the majority of their lives
    >it is time to rebuild
    >going through the rubble that was a city known as "New York" in the days before the C-plane
    >find something in the rubble
    >it's a computer
    >I boot it up
    >"Zorba" it says in bright green letters
    >there's a floppy disc in it
    >"Zork"
    >I boot it up
    >it's a game
    >neat

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      You have seen the future. And it is glorious.

    • @fartfarmer2.087
      @fartfarmer2.087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      You would be pretty damn old grandpa

    • @mmseng2
      @mmseng2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      >I boot it up
      >it's a game
      >neat
      >this is now the peak of technology there's no way people will design something better than this ever again

    • @greenjd3700
      @greenjd3700 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @generallyuninterested4956
      @generallyuninterested4956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Find something in the rubble
      It's a i boot it up
      Zorba it says in bright green letters
      There's a floppy disk in it
      "Zork"
      I boot it up
      "Error"
      I restart
      "Error"
      More realistic

  • @omegafoxxtrot7248
    @omegafoxxtrot7248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Fun story about Zork actually; it's probably single-handedly responsible for my existence. My parents were in the same church growing up, and at a youth event my mom and a few friends were messing around with a computer trying to get past the dragon.
    Every time you type "attack dragon" or something to that effect it responds with "What, with your fists?" and everyone was convinced that there was a sword or similar weapon hidden in the nearby maze. My dad meanwhile got on, typed "punch dragon" and out of frustration answered the followup question with "Yes" at which point the game said "okay" and he knocked the dragon unconscious.
    That ladies and gentlemen, is how babies are made.

    • @lilugoart
      @lilugoart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Loved this story, that had to be one of the earliest and most successful GG's in gaming history

    • @VI-pp4jo
      @VI-pp4jo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm oddly provoked by this and I feel I must overthrow your father. What a madman!

    • @comicstrider4851
      @comicstrider4851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You are the earliest form of saying GG 😂😂😂

    • @nut3173
      @nut3173 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @DwayneIsKing
      @DwayneIsKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thepiperandthedrummer7826 it means that it caused an event directly and by itself

  • @smartereveryday
    @smartereveryday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This is AWESOME

  • @otakuribo
    @otakuribo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    *I'm finally going to subscribe to the Curiosity Box.* I've been on the fence about it, but this video reminded me of why. _It reminded me of my grandfather._
    I have a 30+ year old Miata PC that belonged to my grandfather. It ran MS-DOS and was one of the first IBM-compatible home computers. He taught me to use DOS commands before I was 3 years old.
    We played DOS games together... a lot, including the first Microsoft Flight Simulator which was "3-D" and mapped practically every key to a flight control.
    The things my grandfather taught me, including that early exposure to technology, have had an immensely profound impact on me. He was my hero, my role model, my co-pilot, and my best friend.
    My grandfather passed away two years ago. He had Alzheimer's, the human analog of running out of memory due to bad sectors.
    On a dedicated desk in my home, there's an old, beige brick of glass and plastic that somehow still works. A reminder that technology and people both age and obsolesce, but the lessons they can teach us are nonetheless important.

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sorry for your loss - your grandfather sounds like an awesome dude. Thanks for watching my video and hope you enjoy The Curiosity Box. Peace, Elliot.

    • @HUESEExJK
      @HUESEExJK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is the most beautiful thing I've read all day.

    • @deluxeassortment
      @deluxeassortment 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Elliot Grey you just made me feel so nostalgic about my childhood. it was my dad, and it was a Commodore 64, but same story.

    • @swiftfox3461
      @swiftfox3461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's a powerful and moving comment. I'm sorry for your loss, and thank you for sharing with us.

    • @michaelafischer6177
      @michaelafischer6177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for sharing your story.

  • @Vsauce2
    @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    ZORBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @bobbob-fr1jc
      @bobbob-fr1jc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vsauce2 error

    • @Pangloss6413
      @Pangloss6413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ZOOOOOOOOOOOOORK

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have been eaten by a grue.

    • @Theraot
      @Theraot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hackerman aproves this message

    • @missoula2213
      @missoula2213 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm having the nostalgic mental equivalent to an orgasm right now.

  • @connierule3902
    @connierule3902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Your production quality has always been fantastic. The music and how well it goes with the everything, the camera work, the stories, the effort it took you to go out and find a Zorba AND a coby of the software AND a copy of Zork. And yet you still don't feel like it's all been overproduced. The paasion for your content is evident. Great video. I can't wait to see more.

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thanks, Daniel. I really appreciate that!

  • @sheldonaubut
    @sheldonaubut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The first computer game I ever played was Galactic Trader, 1980, which I think predated Zork. I believe I did play Zork on an Osbourne 1 and Galactic Trader on a Tandy TRS-80 with tape drive. My goodness. I'm ancient. I worked on mainframes and minis and was all-in when the first PCs came out and was one of the very first IBM PC dealers. Loved this video!

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sheldon, you can still play it!
      www.gamingmuseum.com/gal-trader.html

    • @sheldonaubut
      @sheldonaubut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Vsauce2 -- OMG! Had to set up Telnet, which is another thing I haven't used in years, but I'm now playing Galactic Trader. Talk about a walk down memory lane. Thanks for the tip.

  • @zimautanimation
    @zimautanimation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    the romance of human civilization. Such a beautiful vid

  • @SuperSmashDolls
    @SuperSmashDolls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    You joke about Zork being 70's Skyrim but Bethesda just made a joke trailer about playing Skyrim as a text adventure on an Alexa

    • @8bitwiseman
      @8bitwiseman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Super Smash Dolls its a reality

    • @dystopia-user181
      @dystopia-user181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      minecraft can't even calculate weight

    • @emeraldicarus5775
      @emeraldicarus5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skyrim Very Special Edition is one of the best games I have ever played

  • @ColoniaContraAtaca
    @ColoniaContraAtaca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I love this gamer geek side of Kevin!
    I wanna more videos like this!

    • @zaneyates5704
      @zaneyates5704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ColoniaContraAtaca Yeah, him going back to his roots. Before he met Michael, he ran a gaming channel where he played a video game reviwer character called Jerry Bloop, à la TAVGN.

    • @Azavelika
      @Azavelika 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vsauce3 has more video game stuffs

    • @BitSpartan
      @BitSpartan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      carai olha o wilso aqui

    • @MarechalMaudutor
      @MarechalMaudutor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Belo inglês

    • @pedrovitor4813
      @pedrovitor4813 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice english lel

  • @Kentama
    @Kentama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wow, this takes me back. When I was a kid, my dad had a Tandy computer from Radio Shack. The command line prompt was daunting for my brothers and I to use, so my Dad wound up learning how to code his own text-based "graphical" user interface to make it easier for us to navigate. One of the games we tried playing back then was a text-based Star Trek game, that we could never wrap our brains around because we were too young. My dad liked to throw swear words at it, to see how the characters would react. More graphically advanced games like Below the Root, Lunar Lander, Arctic Adventure, Monuments of Mars, and Space Wars are among my first gaming memories, and are sadly all but forgotten to the ether in the modern day. 30 some years later, I'm now a software developer myself, coding back-end systems for web applications, with a cellphone several magnitudes of order more powerful than the computers I played on as a kid. I wasn't old enough to know about Zork growing up, but watching this video reminded me of how simplistic computers used to be back in the day, and just how far things have come.

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My first games were Warcraft, Orcs and Humans on MS:DOS, Starcraft, and X-wing vs Tie fighter. Oh, the 90's, good times. I grew up in South Africa, so we didn't really have games until they had already taken off in the US.

  • @H457ur
    @H457ur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Forgotten? I almost flunked out of college because I couldn't stop playing Zork. I'll never forget it.

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WORTH IT

  • @dragoonduneman4161
    @dragoonduneman4161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    dude the only reason to why i love your show is how impactful your scripts and your explain and you do not talk like a maniac trying to talk 200 word per sec. The pause in your thought process was nice. Its nice to see someone who can take breaks from talking every few sec.. Like how many youtuber or anyone else can shut up for 1 freaking sec without bardbombing use with words.

    • @HuyV
      @HuyV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's the vsauce way of speaking. Adding dramatic pauses

    • @jimchad9900
      @jimchad9900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, so many people nowdays trying to sound professional that its end up hard to understand what they're saying

  • @rofenom8496
    @rofenom8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "No one is reviving zorc"
    AI Dungeon: Am I a joke to you?

  • @8o8inSquares
    @8o8inSquares 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I love it, more ancient tech please

    • @TheYagich
      @TheYagich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We meet... again.

    • @Paulo-py4mm
      @Paulo-py4mm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I'd love to see some videos on ancient technology, like roman aqueducts, the colosseum

    • @theshamanite
      @theshamanite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If that's ancient you're going to be blown away by writing systems.

  • @Draxis32
    @Draxis32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    BY THE WAY:
    Anybody noticed the " A:/ " on the screen there?
    Yeap. That is why your PC's HD default's on C:/. Because of old computers that had 2 slots (A and B) for floppy disks. The storage was expensive at that time and didn't came with it. But soon they would become the main operating system(DOS) and the main storage device.

    • @reegodlevska4760
      @reegodlevska4760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's interesting!

    • @CattoRayTube
      @CattoRayTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm going to be pedantic and point out CP/M didn't show the trailing slash, or indeed the colon when you were viewing the directory ;)

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except, one of the differences between MS-DOS and CP/M is that the meaning of A and C is reversed.
      In CP/M if you have a hard disk it will be drive A, while in MS-DOS, a hard disk is never drive A or B.

    • @boelwerkr
      @boelwerkr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @KuraIthys
      That's not fully correct.
      It's true that if you boot CP/M from Harddisk this device will be assigned to "A".
      But there are many examples where CP/M is set into ROMs and there the media detection order defines the Enumeration of the devices.
      So the first found device will be "A" for the user.

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    In 1986, we had one ZORBA on the back of a shelf at Computer Rents in Sherman Oaks, CA. I was there for two years, and nobody ever rented it. However, the Compaq luggable was very popular.
    People who were writers would rent the Mac Plus. Garry Shandling and Bernie Brillstein were big clients.
    Banks would rent the PC or XT.
    Our "big" machine was a 25MHz Turbo AT, with 640K of RAM, a 30MB Western Digital hard drive, and an optional Hercules graphics card. That machine rented for about $550 per month.

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok, that story is AMAZING. Thinking of Garry Shandling looking at a Zorba on the shelf and thinking, "Yeah... no."

  • @RainbowGalaxyAE
    @RainbowGalaxyAE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The Legend of Zorba:
    Breath of the Zork

    • @ratbabyy3117
      @ratbabyy3117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A MOBLIN

    • @Humulator
      @Humulator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratbabyy3117 wut

  • @AA_OnTheEdge
    @AA_OnTheEdge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    and it runs on the world's most powerful graphic chip, "Imagination" - Sheldon Cooper

  • @Hamuelin
    @Hamuelin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    You really are our refreshing glass of lemonade. Nice!

    • @brock6856
      @brock6856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are likely to be eaten by a grue........

    • @zaneyates5704
      @zaneyates5704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This makes way too much sense lol.

  • @Shilag
    @Shilag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is probably one of the best videos you've ever made.

  • @Zeliek
    @Zeliek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Things like this always make me misty eyed. I think of the first nerds and their contributions to all of the humanity. Book nerds trying to make electronics work for their fantasies. I think of how underestimated and underappreciated they would had been and still are today... Salute to you my creative, like-minded, "nerddom" forefathers!

  • @haleywilson520
    @haleywilson520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was like five or six years before I was born. This blows my mind. I'm not even that old, and this is how quickly modern technology has progressed. What kind of unimaginably advanced technology will be commonplace when I'm 80?

  • @fetishartist137
    @fetishartist137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I had Zork for Commodore 64. It was downright baffling for me. But we had no instructions. I didn't know people made maps for it.

  • @mattjohnston2
    @mattjohnston2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    They were never as detailed as the ones you showed, but I remember actually drawing out maps for early text games! I can't claim to have played Zork, however...
    PS. That couldn't look more hipster...grabbing your Zorba stepping up off your bungee cord chair, haha

  • @ryconroleplays
    @ryconroleplays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    That ending was hilarious! Packing up fail

  • @HEWHOTAWNS
    @HEWHOTAWNS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    It’s weird to think that my digital watch is more advanced than that beast

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Way, way more advanced. And cheaper!

    • @vincenteagle7279
      @vincenteagle7279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vsauce2
      That was a slick roast

  • @arseface2k934
    @arseface2k934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This has only been out 2 days but I've already watched it like 4 times. Well done

  • @epsilonsmind4803
    @epsilonsmind4803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That Austin Evans cameo was great, i love your videos.

  • @rhythmythicles
    @rhythmythicles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow. Just really enjoy how you take something so random and forgotten and use it as a window into human experience. We take so many things for granted...like a sense of wonder. We use and discard so quickly. Love your channel because it reminds me to take the time to wonder and marvel.

  • @QuinchGaming
    @QuinchGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Thanks for making me feel OLD! I learnt Visicalc at school when I was about 12/13 ... I remember those screens so much still!

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time to load a VisiCalc emulator... ;)

  • @katzul99
    @katzul99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love the video, Kevin is always learnin me something just wicked cool every video. This is probably one of my favorites to date. Keep it up!

  • @mythic_snake
    @mythic_snake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I played the Zork text adventures and a lot of other text based games after playing some of the more "modern" versions of Zork in the 90s. I loved all of its iterations.

  • @flacoman
    @flacoman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is the best thing I've seen on youtube.

  • @tugrulerturk8270
    @tugrulerturk8270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That's why I love old games. Old games had crappy visuals and sound effects, so you were completing the visual and audio experience with your brain.

  • @ThatShyGuyMatt
    @ThatShyGuyMatt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    While I already knew about Zork (and only heard about the Zorba), this video was probably one of my favorite Vsauce2 videos. Wow! Thanks! Its also funny to watch you try and mess with the Zorba. Kids today have no idea how massive, clucnky and painful it was to mess with past "Computers". Heck, CRT monitors alone were the size of the Deathstar. And disposing of them was a pain. They also had tons of other issues. Not even talking about the PC cases themselves. Ribbons anyone?

  • @sirociper
    @sirociper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I had one of the Zork choose your own adventure books by Infocom. #4: Conquest at Quendor

  • @cadmium-ores
    @cadmium-ores 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    *through a megaphone* I LOVE OLD COMPUTERS

    • @epherium8177
      @epherium8177 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Through megaphone miles away* SAME!

  • @LukasPukenis
    @LukasPukenis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    That's some sick scripting and editing - a gem of TH-cam

  • @Bleats_Sinodai
    @Bleats_Sinodai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Zorba is the name of a male underwear company here in Brazil.

    • @zweks
      @zweks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even better (?) :p

    • @marcospavangobbo
      @marcospavangobbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brasil em todos os lugares... Kkkk

    • @MaluTAbrantes
      @MaluTAbrantes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nenhum lugar está seguro!

    • @ericbartol
      @ericbartol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      blackcorvo - also the name of a fictional "Greek" in the form of a novel, movie, and musical.

    • @ISenjaya71
      @ISenjaya71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta abZORBA these ball sweats

  • @reese76man
    @reese76man 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There is an alternate dimension where, instead of mismanaging the company to the ground, we would all be running Commodore computers in our homes. I'm always just a tad let down when computer history is spoken about, and Commodore's place is never mentioned.

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The stories of Infocom, Commodore, and others are fascinating... such an incredible era where it was hard to know how to make a company work. So many mistakes, so many people stumbling onto amazing things way ahead of their time.

  • @bagodrago
    @bagodrago 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Duuuude!! I love Zork!! I'm nerding-out so much!!!!!!

  • @gary26x
    @gary26x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Your videos are always great and you figure out a way to end every one exceptionally well. Usually connecting the topic back to people or each of us individually in some way and how we think, act, or live and make me question and contemplate things. Excellent work as usual and thank you.

  • @dolantremp
    @dolantremp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This is quite possibly one of the best videos I've seen in a long time

  • @ourochroma
    @ourochroma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Step 1: Bring Zorba to Starbucks
    step 2: Automatically become Hipster King

  • @Civengard
    @Civengard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    _The captain conceals the Jade key_
    _in a dwelling long neglected_
    _But you can only blow the whistle_
    _once the trophies are all collected_

  • @nandomax3
    @nandomax3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's super cool to know those kind of history. I'm emotionally attached to Zorba now. I think this kind of objects should be always remembered, so we can be aware that what's impossible now isn't the same in the future

    • @Gruncival
      @Gruncival 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I spent my teenage years not understanding why older people had sentimentality for objects from their past-they're just objects, not people or anything important. But I know now that the simple objects which were a major part of my childhood are deep wells of memories that I would otherwise never pull from again. When I think about those memories, I relive the emotions I had with them as a kid, and sometimes I don't want bring myself back to the present in fear I'll never return to these memories.
      Nostalgia is a powerful force. Its very name comes from two Greek words: *nostos,* which means "returning home", and *algos,* which means... "pain". It's an ache that feels like it can only be treated by going back to your roots.

  • @93lozfan
    @93lozfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    never knew where the Grue reference came from. thanks kevin

  • @kbrod666
    @kbrod666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me and my 64 playing Zork 1, 2 & 3 was simple the best. Thanks for the memories.

  • @wzdew
    @wzdew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I played the hell out of Zork 1, 2, and 3, on my Atari computer when I was a kid. It's worth mentioning that their legacy became some of the first online games; MUDs (multi-user dungeon). There are still playable MUDs available online.
    If anyone is interested, last I checked there's some websites that you can play the original three Zork games on.

    • @Kyzrath
      @Kyzrath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep! And let's not forget Themudconnector, a wonderful listing site for MUDs, MUCKs and MUSHes.

    • @DFX2KX
      @DFX2KX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And here I go and mention MUDs (being a fan of them) and look down the comments to see I'm not the only one in the comments to know what those are.
      And CMDR Kyzrath, that takes me back a few years, Running on Dialup in the middle of the night listening to the three CD's worth of MP3s that I had (on the old Winamp) and scrumming through TMC trying to find entries that where not horribly out of date....

  • @Cangeltibon
    @Cangeltibon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just finished watching the first minute of this video on a 13 inch iPad Pro using cell data in 2018 and I can’t stop laughing.

  • @qazwsx1106
    @qazwsx1106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There's even a song about "you are likely to be eaten by a grue " by MC Frontalot - It Is Pitch Dark

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's awesome -- and so is the Get Lamp documentary about the development of text adventures!
      th-cam.com/video/4nigRT2KmCE/w-d-xo.html

  • @465maltbie
    @465maltbie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had one of those, in 1986, gave it away to a friend back in 2005 and it was still working. Sold the printer and printer paper to my employer in 1999. Thanks for posting this.

  • @kutaren
    @kutaren 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have no words, that was absolutely fantastic. The script writing, the video effects, Austin Evens Cameo. This video deserves an award.

  • @timothy1701
    @timothy1701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I was a teen in the early 2000s I was given an old hand me down computer from 1993 that ran windows 3.1. It was my first PC. On it I discovered Zork, Zork 2, and a whole slew of others. There was a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy text game, a space game whose name I can't recall but I could never get the ship to do anything. I played these games for hours, I felt like I discovered relics from the ancient past.
    To think that the phone in my pocket (a galaxy s7) is thousands of times more powerful than that PC kinda blows my mind. (I still have it by the way, and in theory it should still work)

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The same guys who made Zork also made THHGttG -- it's incredible that a few people in one room wrote games that millions of people spent decades playing... and still do.

    • @3dmaster205
      @3dmaster205 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why use your PC; you can just do it on your galaxy. Install Dosbox MS-DOS emulator for android phones; and off you go; and if those games are on disks, for added awesome nostalgia, buy a USB disk drive, plug it into your phone, and get those games onto your phone the old fashioned way with those very same disks o fold; provided the disks survived of course.

  • @rexthegamergembox
    @rexthegamergembox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    *Vsauce Unbox Therapy....*

  • @elliottexplodes
    @elliottexplodes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember text based games when I was a kid, but I never heard of Zork. An amazing video, Kev! Thank you!

  • @davidlemos1136
    @davidlemos1136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    *Z O R B A W A V E*

  • @b7a1r3
    @b7a1r3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mother still has her map. We got it framed a few years ago. It's amazing
    Also, there are sites out there where you can play zork online. Not online multi-player, but you can still play it, so that's cool

  • @Shagazelle
    @Shagazelle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I first played Zork after breaking out of the chair in Black Ops 1.

    • @100000reproducciones
      @100000reproducciones 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shagazelle same

    • @snepNL
      @snepNL 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      is that zork?

    • @rayblade2721
      @rayblade2721 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shagazelle same, i thought it was mindblowing at the time. Waay more interesting than the actual game, mainly because i was very young

  • @superduper_adventures6782
    @superduper_adventures6782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    now I really want to try Zork

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do it! Lots of free emulators online. See you in 40 hours when you've almost beaten it!

    • @superduper_adventures6782
      @superduper_adventures6782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow ^^ didn't expect a response :D thank you!
      Just started playing Zork and its very extensive and difficult. Even made one of my friends play along with me ^^

  • @ForgottenAria
    @ForgottenAria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Zorks been forgotten? Now I feel old. Has rogue been forgotten too except as a genre?

    • @MrDeedsly
      @MrDeedsly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By some but not by us "old people".

    • @Gruncival
      @Gruncival 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mentally protested every time he said Zork was forgotten, but by the end of the video I had come to terms with how it's not very well-known to the new young generation of gamers. Rogue, though, gets to keep its legacy thanks to the genre being named after it, so hopefully we don't have to do much if we want to preserve its place in history.

  • @Notsram77
    @Notsram77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been playing Zork since I was a kid. My dad used to read to us from a Zork novel at bedtime. I've never beaten the game.

  • @0MohawkWarrior0
    @0MohawkWarrior0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not forgotten by my brothers, myself, and most of our friends. We loved Zork.

  • @Out2GetYaWorldAKAMcfly
    @Out2GetYaWorldAKAMcfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I remember my boss showing off the Osborne travelling computer back in 83-84 . I just turned 50 so this quite the flashback 😁

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AMAZING.

  • @nikorobinson317
    @nikorobinson317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    $4000 in today’s price! Guess you could say that’s an exZORBAtant price..
    Sorry.

    • @Ryathom
      @Ryathom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      niko robinson Don't apologize. Own it. Embrace the pun.

    • @carolynmmitchell2240
      @carolynmmitchell2240 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Thompson no he should feel ashamed of himself for sure, and you should too

    • @nikorobinson317
      @nikorobinson317 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      carolyn mmitchell good job at lightening the mood lmao

    • @_yuri
      @_yuri 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Thompson nah they should apologise for it could have been EXzorbant.

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No. You don't deserve to be forgiven.

  • @davidanthony2917
    @davidanthony2917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember playing the text based Starcross on my Commodore 128 in the mid 80s. The hardest part was trying to figure out the syntax the programers wanted. "Fire gun at ship" "Fire weapon at ship" " Fire Weapon" " Fire weapon in air" "Shoot weapon in the air" "Shoot weapon" "Lick my balls!" Soo frustrsting.

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Half the game was figuring out how to interact with the game. :)

  • @davidroddick91
    @davidroddick91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Something it didn't have that we all take for granted is a hard drive. Sure it had two floppies, but one had to be used for the system disk, so you really only had one. Anything you loaded into memory would disappear when you turned it off and had to be reloaded when you turned it back on again. Same is true for current computers; but we hardly think about it now, because the system files (and a lot of other stuff) are stored on the hard drive and get loaded automatically, without our even knowing about it.
    I remember Zork, though I don't remember ever playing it. But I did play other text adventures. And the first so-called "graphic adventures" were just text adventures with pictures accompanying the descriptions.
    The Zorba was clunky, but when compared with other computers of the day, it was extremely portable. I wouldn't say laptops wouldn't exist if not for the Zorba, but it was the first in a line of portable computers. So while it is heavy and funny-looking, I admire it and its creators.

  • @Fopenplop
    @Fopenplop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    in talking about the design legacy of Zork, I don't think you can understate the influence of D&D. Its basically just the closest thing they could make to a single-player D&D campaign.

  • @sashiboop
    @sashiboop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Uploaded on the Legend of Zelda's birthday... I see what you did there.

    • @jackie1949
      @jackie1949 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Midnightfjord The Polynesian God wow your such a great guy

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the legend of is still the most revolutionary game to me it was the first ever action RPG and it changed everything I still replay it and Zelda link to the past every few years. I still can't believe that one of the last temples in the original Zelda was found by simply chopping a random bush, like without the internet how would anyone ever even found that out!? imagine how frustrated players were looking for clues lol!

  • @Tr0al
    @Tr0al 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn kevin your videos get better and better everytime.
    Big ups my dude

  • @FiddlesticksDraws
    @FiddlesticksDraws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I want to play Zork now

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give it a try, tons of free emulators online!

    • @FiddlesticksDraws
      @FiddlesticksDraws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tried to attack a tree with a leaflet I found in the mailbox, the game thinks I'm strange now

  • @carlossantiago4845
    @carlossantiago4845 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have fond memories of the Zorba. I worked at Modcomp on the Zorba computers when production started. The computer was capable of running a ton of CPM software and also some games. I remember playing some interactive games at the time. I can't remember the name but one of them was a side scrolling game where you shot enemies flying in from the right of the screen. It used characters and symbols for the spaceships. It was fun. The Zorba design was purchased from Telcon Industries and produced by Modcomp (a minicomputer company) under the name of Modular Micros.

  • @dianethedinosaur3228
    @dianethedinosaur3228 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahhhh the good ol' days of personal computing. It's nice to look back, but I don't miss it. Much. Awesome video tho. I was 21 in 1984 & thought a computer you could actually take with you was so cool. How far we've come in just a few decades. Wow, now I feel old.

  • @TheVlogTheory
    @TheVlogTheory 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    wow this is a really, really powerful video

  • @MagnumForce51
    @MagnumForce51 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is it me or is the text on the screen of your Zorba a tiny bit crooked? Looks like the deflection yoke on the CRT is out of adjustment a bit. ;)

  • @sean..L
    @sean..L 6 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Sounds cool. _BUT CAN IT DO THIS?_

    • @xcvsdxvsx
      @xcvsdxvsx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No but it is JUST LIKE DARK SOULS.

    • @warlax514
      @warlax514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      399

    • @hughpululunga
      @hughpululunga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      For the affordable price of $399

    • @bravocado04
      @bravocado04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      only for 399

    • @misterhipster1567
      @misterhipster1567 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No dead memes here plz

  • @ColdFuse96
    @ColdFuse96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm a 21 year old college kid, and I'm just now learning how to code in Java. Right now, these text-based adventure games are pretty easy to code, since they're just a bunch of basic FOR and IF statements, but this used to be one of the pinnacles of computer coding that only a very small handful of the human population knew how to do.
    Just goes to show how far we've progressed with technology.

  • @swissxpiplup
    @swissxpiplup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Although I was never born or even grew up around text adventures, I actually really love them.

  • @lightning7936
    @lightning7936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Full Zork let’s play?

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Longest Let's Play ever.

  • @Bazzeos
    @Bazzeos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Zorba is phone.
    Zork is life.

  • @oliverhollmann1659
    @oliverhollmann1659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At least the creation of Zorba led to this video being made.

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And it only took 35 years to pay off!

    • @oliverhollmann1659
      @oliverhollmann1659 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now THAT is some serious foresight.

  • @TheZotmeister
    @TheZotmeister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Activision, the current rights holder to all things Infocom, actually officially re-released _Zork I_ in 2010. It's commonly called an Easter Egg, but it's playable in its entirety and in its original form within _Call of Duty: Black Ops_ (the first one) on an old computer terminal accessible from the title screen. And yes, there's an Achievement called "Eaten by a Grue" for launching it.

  • @jamesdial3977
    @jamesdial3977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun Fact.
    You can play zork on Call of Duty: Black Ops 1.
    When you're in the beginning of the game for campaign/multiplayer/zombies selection menus. Rapidly pull the triggers L/R/L/R etc. And the player in the chair will break out of it. Then walk over to a computer in your room with you and type zork into it (this is so much easier to do/play if you have a keyboard hooked up)

  • @chickknightgreenleaf820
    @chickknightgreenleaf820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    another dose of Vsauce, another reason to wake up tomorrow

  • @JoeCentralGaming
    @JoeCentralGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    reading ready player one so this is perfect

  • @ianduhbean9150
    @ianduhbean9150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Zork is awesome. For anyone who hasn't played it really ought to!

    • @mork6668
      @mork6668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr.blokminer where can one play it these days?

    • @johnnunya5428
      @johnnunya5428 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It ain't on the app store. I just checked.

    • @polukhpolukhov7829
      @polukhpolukhov7829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mork 666 look for "Text Fiction" on the app store/google play store. After you download it, you can follow the instructions to get Zork 1 to 3 and a bunch of other text adventure games.

    • @alexbieber
      @alexbieber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's on steam, but if you can find something to emulate the os it ran on originally, you could do that. It's probably not legal though, as it is no longer considered freeware.

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's an iPhone app called iBasic that has Zork bundled in.

  • @JingleJoe
    @JingleJoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:32 old computers are the Ancient Egyptian tablets of the modern era. This is something i always found amazing/scary; Will there come a day when no one knows how computers work on a deep level? I do some basic programming but it all relies upon vast amounts of pre-existing infrastructure which I have only a basic understanding of and could not decipher without years of work. During which time, my computer might break at a fundamental level, leaving me without the tools to begin understanding it in order to repair it, and the mysteries lost forever.

  • @BurningDogFace
    @BurningDogFace 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He makes it sound like Zork was lost forever in the annals of time, but it got two text adventure sequels by 1984, and they continued making games with graphics set in the Zork universe for years. The most recent adventure game in the series was Zork: Grand Inquisitor in 1997, and a browser-based MMO called Legends of Zork came out as recently as 2009 (though it was shut down in 2011). So, you know, all is not lost in Zorkville.

  • @SkigBiggler
    @SkigBiggler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have something similar to this, a NEC Powermate Portable, amusingly called a luggable

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's from 1987, about 30 years old I think

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This one?
      www.computinghistory.org.uk/det/15461/NEC-PowerMate-Portable-SX-(APC-H7020X)/

    • @SkigBiggler
      @SkigBiggler 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vsauce2 yup. That's the one

  • @LandoHitman
    @LandoHitman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I really loved this video! I love learning about the history of my childhood because I was too young to know what was going on in the world around me.

    • @matthewtabor3375
      @matthewtabor3375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I played Zork when I was 5. I had no idea what was happening, so this is awesome.

  • @CristinaAlmarazLopez
    @CristinaAlmarazLopez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I would love to see the original code for Zork. I bet it'd be pretty cool

    • @Mirality
      @Mirality 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      While not quite the original code, have a look at a compiler called Inform. You can use it to write games that work the same way (and run on the same underlying architecture), though the source language has come a long way since then. Various people have also fully translated Zork into the new source code, so you can have great fun studying it if you're into that sort of thing.

    • @Vsauce2
      @Vsauce2  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The devs at Infocom had to write ZIL -- Zork Implementation Language -- to make it all work. Lots to read about online there, it's a really, really cool story.

    • @CristinaAlmarazLopez
      @CristinaAlmarazLopez 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you so much for responding, Kevin! And thank you too, Mirality. I'll definitely look into this. I find the history of science/technology/computer science really interesting. The passion you put in your videos is really infectious. Keep them coming! Much love to all the Vsauce's, you guys are awesome

    • @Mirality
      @Mirality 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kind of like Java and .NET, the compilers turn the source into a bytecode that runs on a virtual machine. This meant they just needed to port the basic VM interpreter to the different computers to get all their games to run on them. The virtual machine in this case is called the Z-Machine -- which of course is the Zork Machine,

    • @sasilik
      @sasilik 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, keywords are ZIL and Z-Machine. I downloaded ZIL specification from somewhere but don't remember source url . It should be available if you just search.

  • @NathanielHarari
    @NathanielHarari 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was in high school, my dad had a Kaypro and a Kaypro 10 given to him by his company. It was basically the Zorba and used CP/M. So I grew up with that stuff. :D The 10 had a 10 MEGABYTE hard disc! It was so big that we thought we'd NEVER fill it! It was divided into 10 sections because 1 megabyte sections were considered so large for the system at that time. Man...good times.... :D

  • @craigyung4848
    @craigyung4848 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ZORK!! I played that on my Radio Shack Model 1 back in the day. My room mate and I spent months trying to find the last point available in the game and never found it. We got 199 of the 200 points. Boy does that bring back memories. Thanks for the video!!!

  • @Elyika
    @Elyika 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    when you're all done with this computer donate it to a museum. its pretty neat :o

  • @anarxaki
    @anarxaki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was certain this video was about "Zorba the Greek".

  • @davcarps8807
    @davcarps8807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Halt and Catch Fire!

  • @travis4798
    @travis4798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video, I especially like the intro with Austin Evans lol! This reminds me of when I use to play on my dad's Tandy Vision 2 game console. Too bad it took a dirt nap years ago otherwise I'd make a video of it working.

  • @johnroberts6695
    @johnroberts6695 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I bought not only one of these things, but two, the second one with an amber 9-inch monitor. I didn't buy it for games, but for writing and it laid the groundwork for my computer knowledge that had me building my own computers (and computers for others) throughout the 90s. I still really miss my Zorba. You can still download the installation disks and WordStar disks, as well as all the Oracle of Zeus issues (including freeware programs like Swp). The Zorba also read, wrote and formatted just about every other disk known to mortal man. I spent a lot of time converting disks for people with different types of formats, though DSQD disks didn't reliably format DSDD disks due to the narrower heads. So even though you could format and write DSDD disks, the narrow tracks couldn't always be read by computers with DSDD drives. I would LOVE to have one of these things now, just for old times sake. We didn't call them "luggables" back then. We called them "doorstops." It was obsolete when we bought them, but oh, the "new car" smell from the plastic when we opened the shipping box! I've been trying to get an old one here as Washington, D.C., was a hub for people with Zorbas. My wife, however, is threatening to leave me if I obtain one. I remember how I formatted five disks and did a A:\sys b: on all five. Then I loaded WordStar on all of them but had to keep my dictionary program on another disk. I ran it on my documents and it actually took time to check all the words. Geesh, it was fun. Fifteen ninety five was a bargain. Whoooooeeee! I can still remember getting my first 300 baud modem. Expensive and magical. Then 1200, then 2400. I could then send documents to friends. It was a hoot.