Took my niece and nephew to Disneyland. Holy shit it was a genuinely mentally draining experience, but the little ones genuinely loved it so I guess it was worth it.
Man, I used to work at Disneyland back in 2009-2010, over in Tomorrowland running Autopia and the Finding Nemo Subs. I quickly learned that Disney dropped their 80,000 attendance cap and we routinely had 150-200,000 in the park. THIS is where your 3 hour wait times come from. I’ll never forget New Years Eve that year. I got pulled in for crowd control around “the hub” in front of the castle. Had light up wands and yellow jackets like we’re on an aircraft carrier. NOBODY listened to our directions (we were trying to force one way flow lmfaoooo). With fireworks right at midnight, I was stuck into a corner of railing for a good half hour as people piled around for the show.
I had a truly good laugh with this because I could totally relate when my daughter was young. Burr is a comic genius and a treasure. He and his like keep us sane. I
I just want to let it be known, this entire show of his is incredible. It's just 2 hours of him talking about stuff he has on a list. It's not even a typical comedy routine I try not to be hyperbolic but I really do think Bill Burr is the GOAT comedian
I drank beers (still do), hung out with the fellas, went to concerts, parties, bars, clubs, played basketball and American football in high school, and I am also a gamer nerd. They aren’t mutually exclusive. 🤷♀️
I can confirm those line wait lengths. I waited 3 hours to get on Kingda Ka the summer it opened at Six Flags New Jersey. I think it was over in 1 minute 10 seconds, lol.
Sinbad has a great old bit about the guy in front of you at McDonald’s, swaying, rubbing his chin, looking side to side…… “It’s the same menu on both sides!”.
I love how anytime Dave mentions something Daz doesn't know or care about something he get's insecure and always says something to the effect of "I'm not into it, but I heard about" Lmao. it's adorable
I once stood in a line to get into a Jurassic Park ride for over an hour and as I got to the end of the line they told us it had broken down and we wouldn't be able to ride it.
2 hours and 40 minutes... Sounds like Canada's Wonderland, if you don't buy a fast pass. Edit: Nice, Dave. Love Mark. Just saw Sam Morrill last week. Outstanding.
I went to my first solo comedy show a few weeks ago. It was fine going alone, but I'd prefer to go with friends like I usually do. But I randomly checked my local venue and noticed Andrew Schulz was playing the next day, and it was sold out...but I found someone selling their ticket last minute in a really good section for only $60 bucks so I jumped on it. Scalpers were trying to sell shittier tickets for twice that price.
cross dresser Mike's been caught up 😂😂😂so simple but that made me laugh damn Bill made this as good as a stand up special, what a funny dude. my stomach hurts lol great story teller
Moved to Florida over 2 years ago. Took our daughter to Disney once and decided never again. Could have bought a used car for what we spent at Disney, just to spend 80% of the time in lines dying of heat stroke.
I went there around 8 years old and didn't see what all the fuss was about. On top of that, the racoon skin hats my parents bought for my brother and I came with lice. I've heard of families burning through over 5 grand at that place, imagine how much fun that much money would be spent elsewhere.
I went there as a kid in around 1984 when they were just building epcot center. I didnt like it that much except for some of the rides which we waited in line for about an hour each ride. Even as a kid of about 12 I thought it was for younger kids. I hope it gets bought out and changed into something better or revert back to what it was because of the sick perversions going on at Disney today such as the anti White propaganda, pro paganism and sexual perversions that they put in their modern movies and cartoons . I remember it was about mickey mouse donald duck and other animals and classic childrens fairy tails . Now its about removing any White people from the classic stories ,promoting esoteric paganism ,witchcraft etc. and putting sexual deviants in their parks. I saw a video of an old hairy bearded man dressed up as a princess working at disney world. Its just sickening . I dont see why any parent would bring a child there
Ha I'm a f-ing nerd. I loved that game Siphon Filter!!! And OB Daz is right. I can't stand getting behind someone at the drive through who spends 15 mins. staring all slacked jawed at the menu board. Its freaking Burger King. Get a whopper and fries and move on!!! Its like they are staring all idiotic saying. Umm, can I get a stupid burger with a side order of stupid fries.
Yeah I got lucky at Disney World. The only ride we had to wait for was It's a Small World. And it sucked. But that ride is gone now. I've been there twice and twice is enough. Those "Disney" people who go all the time and wear the ears and get all into it are insane. Pathetic. I have a family member who goes twice a year and is constantly talking about it. It's sad. Like it's her identity. Disney is fun. It's worth going a time or two. And I don't have kids so I can get away going for cheap.
@@peensteen all my life the simpsons has been on fox. when fox news started destroying the earth i felt bad cuz the simpsons was alwas fox. so when was the simpsons ever not fox? universal is back to the future and et. universal has never been fox. and fox always been associated with the republican party. . . didnt disney buy fox? so the simpsons are owned by disney now. so it still makes no sense for the simpsons to be fox and universal at the same time when they have already been bought by disney.
@@casiocurious8744the only similarity between Star Wars and Interstellar I can think of is that they both have scenes that take place in space. They’re both great tho I’m just not a fan of the newer Star Wars movies. I-VI was great, and interstellar is one of the best movies ever made
Office Blokes + Bill Burr = CLICK
Load bullets first then pull the trigger.
Took my niece and nephew to Disneyland. Holy shit it was a genuinely mentally draining experience, but the little ones genuinely loved it so I guess it was worth it.
Man, I used to work at Disneyland back in 2009-2010, over in Tomorrowland running Autopia and the Finding Nemo Subs. I quickly learned that Disney dropped their 80,000 attendance cap and we routinely had 150-200,000 in the park. THIS is where your 3 hour wait times come from.
I’ll never forget New Years Eve that year. I got pulled in for crowd control around “the hub” in front of the castle. Had light up wands and yellow jackets like we’re on an aircraft carrier. NOBODY listened to our directions (we were trying to force one way flow lmfaoooo). With fireworks right at midnight, I was stuck into a corner of railing for a good half hour as people piled around for the show.
I had a truly good laugh with this because I could totally relate when my daughter was young. Burr is a comic genius and a treasure. He and his like keep us sane. I
This rare in-person podcast was basically a 2 hr stage show it was so good.
I just want to let it be known, this entire show of his is incredible. It's just 2 hours of him talking about stuff he has on a list. It's not even a typical comedy routine
I try not to be hyperbolic but I really do think Bill Burr is the GOAT comedian
Mike's a class act.
I drank beers (still do), hung out with the fellas, went to concerts, parties, bars, clubs, played basketball and American football in high school, and I am also a gamer nerd. They aren’t mutually exclusive. 🤷♀️
I can confirm those line wait lengths. I waited 3 hours to get on Kingda Ka the summer it opened at Six Flags New Jersey. I think it was over in 1 minute 10 seconds, lol.
Disneyland: professional employees
Six flags: teenagers ' im about to quit' type of employees
Universal Studios: somewhere in between.
“Star Trek is ‘may the force be with you’ right? Oh wait, that’s Hitler”. Might be my new favorite Bill Burr joke
BEST TIME FOR ANY AMUSEMENT PARK IS DAY AFTER RAIN!!!!! OR AT NIGHT....NO STROLLERS!!!!
Bill was in the Mandalorian and realized the guy can act.
I live in Florida and been to all four Disney parks several times. Just listening to his story made me exhausted.
Mark Normand is awesome! Glad you got to see him!
This is a fun video for you guys to watch and have a laugh. (Bill Burr - Arnold) The one that is 9:31 seconds. Love ya guys.
Sinbad has a great old bit about the guy in front of you at McDonald’s, swaying, rubbing his chin, looking side to side…… “It’s the same menu on both sides!”.
I love how anytime Dave mentions something Daz doesn't know or care about something he get's insecure and always says something to the effect of "I'm not into it, but I heard about"
Lmao. it's adorable
I think you can do a lot of the Disney rides by appointment now, which is an excellent idea.
I've never been, so I can't confirm that.
They should make a timer type thing, like they do at some restaurants. Give a more accurate time so not waiting as long. Especially w the vip pass
I once stood in a line to get into a Jurassic Park ride for over an hour and as I got to the end of the line they told us it had broken down and we wouldn't be able to ride it.
2 hours and 40 minutes... Sounds like Canada's Wonderland, if you don't buy a fast pass.
Edit: Nice, Dave. Love Mark. Just saw Sam Morrill last week. Outstanding.
I went to my first solo comedy show a few weeks ago. It was fine going alone, but I'd prefer to go with friends like I usually do. But I randomly checked my local venue and noticed Andrew Schulz was playing the next day, and it was sold out...but I found someone selling their ticket last minute in a really good section for only $60 bucks so I jumped on it.
Scalpers were trying to sell shittier tickets for twice that price.
Not called Mario World... but it's only Mario so far, it's called Super Nintendo World. And the ride is Mario Kart.
cross dresser Mike's been caught up 😂😂😂so simple but that made me laugh
damn Bill made this as good as a stand up special, what a funny dude. my stomach hurts lol great story teller
Moved to Florida over 2 years ago. Took our daughter to Disney once and decided never again. Could have bought a used car for what we spent at Disney, just to spend 80% of the time in lines dying of heat stroke.
I went there around 8 years old and didn't see what all the fuss was about. On top of that, the racoon skin hats my parents bought for my brother and I came with lice. I've heard of families burning through over 5 grand at that place, imagine how much fun that much money would be spent elsewhere.
Disney world is dog shit compared to Disneyland. Been there once for 3 days and I hated it. Epcot Center? Who the fuck came up with that?
I went there as a kid in around 1984 when they were just building epcot center. I didnt like it that much except for some of the rides which we waited in line for about an hour each ride. Even as a kid of about 12 I thought it was for younger kids. I hope it gets bought out and changed into something better or revert back to what it was because of the sick perversions going on at Disney today such as the anti White propaganda, pro paganism and sexual perversions that they put in their modern movies and cartoons . I remember it was about mickey mouse donald duck and other animals and classic childrens fairy tails . Now its about removing any White people from the classic stories ,promoting esoteric paganism ,witchcraft etc. and putting sexual deviants in their parks. I saw a video of an old hairy bearded man dressed up as a princess working at disney world. Its just sickening . I dont see why any parent would bring a child there
Buck Rodgers BDBD shit lmfaooooo
I enjoyed my time on the rides, but I went to Universal Japan. No funny anecdotes from that trip 😂
Ha I'm a f-ing nerd. I loved that game Siphon Filter!!! And OB Daz is right. I can't stand getting behind someone at the drive through who spends 15 mins. staring all slacked jawed at the menu board. Its freaking Burger King. Get a whopper and fries and move on!!! Its like they are staring all idiotic saying. Umm, can I get a stupid burger with a side order of stupid fries.
Yeah I got lucky at Disney World. The only ride we had to wait for was It's a Small World. And it sucked. But that ride is gone now. I've been there twice and twice is enough. Those "Disney" people who go all the time and wear the ears and get all into it are insane. Pathetic. I have a family member who goes twice a year and is constantly talking about it. It's sad. Like it's her identity. Disney is fun. It's worth going a time or two. And I don't have kids so I can get away going for cheap.
"LIVE IN LONG BEACH, CA SMACK DAB BETWEEN DISNEYLAND AND UNIVERSAL STUDIOS. HAVEN'T BOTHERED WITH CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE.../NOPE
Way to give a kid soda whose clearly not allowed to have soda. If you did that to my kid I wouldn't let you watch him any longer
DAVE CHAPPELLE STANDUP "STICKS AND STONES"IS HYSTERICALLY FUNNY, ESP. ÁLPHABET PEOPLE" LGBTQ
So are they done reacting to the NFL as a group? Or is that patreon only?
@@MatthewLikesToRead I know that, but I mean on this channel it seems like they’re done. Which is disappointing
how is simpsons universal? wasnt the simpsons fox before disney bought fox? simpsons is fox now right? so none of it makes sense.
Universal is the studio that releases Simpsons movies.
@@peensteen that still makes no sense because simpsons only had one movie.
@@peensteen all my life the simpsons has been on fox. when fox news started destroying the earth i felt bad cuz the simpsons was alwas fox. so when was the simpsons ever not fox? universal is back to the future and et. universal has never been fox. and fox always been associated with the republican party. . . didnt disney buy fox? so the simpsons are owned by disney now. so it still makes no sense for the simpsons to be fox and universal at the same time when they have already been bought by disney.
Don't hate me but I never like Star wars.
never watched it, never got the appeal; but if it anything near the movie Interstellar, I could give it a chance.
Supporting mediocre Star Wars is like bailing out Lehmann Brothers
@@casiocurious8744the only similarity between Star Wars and Interstellar I can think of is that they both have scenes that take place in space. They’re both great tho I’m just not a fan of the newer Star Wars movies. I-VI was great, and interstellar is one of the best movies ever made
Don't hate me but nobody asked. Some things are just better left unsaid. The subject is waiting in line for a ride at any theme park.