Another brilliantly funny video Stuart . Got to say my name is stuart Anderson and I remember that other Stuart Anderson in a skirt singing Gordon where's yer troosers on the broom cupboard with Philip Schofield haa. Any how I'm 45 now and all these videos really resonate. Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
That feeling when you click on "your subscribed channels" only to see Stuart has dropped a video. Its the nearest I ever get these days to opening Atari 2600 on Christmas day 85
A 2600 ? In 1985 ? People were getting ST's and Amiga's in 85 ! At school, the kids would be singing "Where's your caravan ?!" if you got a 2600 in 1985 ! 😀
There are many pivotal moments in a child's life. The day that you were told Santa wasn't real...the day that you realised that your mum and dad would die one day and you cried and your mum and dad laughed snd said "not for a long...long time son...maybe 50 years!" And then you were OK because 50 years was forever and ever! And then one fateful day you are watching telly and laughing at that funny lad and his dad and all the silly japes they get up to...and then your dad walks in sniggers and says "you know that little lad is really that fellas wife!?" And then you stare at your dad and back at the TV and then back at your dad...he's not laughing....he's not.....joking. And then he sniggers knowingly and walks out of the room...and you sit there blinking slowly as you watch the spectacle unfold...this is a new world now...and you will never ever be the same again!
That is 100% exactly how it happened in our house. You can never go back after you're dad has told you that wee little Jimmy is that blokes misses. It was a defining moment for a child in the early 80s!
My mum would never let us watch the Krankies as she thought they were weird ( Mum's 'wrong un' radar was amazing - hated Saville, Glitter, Stuart Hall and Harris, and she was not too keen on Barrymore.) I was really disappointed at the time as my friends were allowed to watch them. Thank you, mum. I don't think I can ever repay you 😂
15:03 I work at a place where I won’t disclose. Dirty old Rolf did one of his giant sunrise pictures for the organisation, which was valued at £40-50k in 2010. When Rolfaroo got sent down they burned the painting in a skip.
Imagine if they had sold it, bought bitcoin with it. They would now have a higher net worth than Africa. And yet...Actors were still queuing up to work with Roman Polanski?
Back in the early 2000s, I worked at a company that taught performing arts in schools, and one of the company directors had Rolf Harris as her godfather. She acted like it was some secret, but went on and on about it at any and every opportunity. Any time we were planning an event, she would pipe up with 'I'll ask Rolf! I bet Rolf would love it!' I really wish I could've seen the look on her face when the news about him came out. (You'll be relieved to know that he never did turn up for a single event.) As I was interested in writing at the time, she suggested I write something that involved Rolf Harris and she would pass it along to him. I was trying my hand at writing a (really shit, it turned out) sitcom and revised to so Rolf would appear as the Devil. While I'm relieved such a dreadful piece of writing never got any further, I'm certain footage of him in the guise of Satan would've got a lot of airing in news reports, so in a way it's disappointing it didn't happen.
I grew up in Glasgow and The Krankies were always in the annual pantomime we'd go to see every year. I've seen them live more times than I can remember. I must've seen every panto they did until 2004 when Wee Jimmy fell off a 10ft beanstalk and they left the panto biz for a few years.
Surely I can't be the only one who thought Barrymore sounds absolutely wasted? He's all over the place and slurring his words so much that he can barely string a sentence together. I imagine Barrymore's dressing room before and after performances was a very bleak, dark place
Thank you for this unexpected treat ☺️ A bit of Millard/vintage Brit TV is just what I need to brighten up my dreary midweek lunch break (only 1:30pm here). Cheers, Millard 😉❤️
It's unlikely I'll ever be able to watch Barrymore leaping about again without your 'Bumful of plops' observation (from a previous video) ringing in my ears
Jesus, that Record Breakers was bleak. Even without the twins of evil. I think you're right about Simon Greenall. There's definitely a hint of Captain Barnacles from the Octonauts on that Santa.
@@MrPatchnfletchYes, the Rumbergers. Not sure if it makes people better about Barrymore's antics, but their whole act was to shuffle on as deluded old dancers, then suddenly bump the performance up to full on pro. The idea of them revelling in the awkward reaction of their audience, like two ballroom dancing Andy Kaufmans (Kaufmen?) amuses me greatly.
Never mind the mural- I find it hilarious that the location of Rolf's famous portrait of the Queen is unknown. The royal household administration deny ever having taken possession, and no gallery ever took it either. Presumably it's in his personal estate's storage, or has been destroyed.
@katewolfspirit6722 The main thrust of his speech was that education and healthcare should not be free by right. We were all 6th formers 17-18 years old and had grown up with McWhirter as an avuncular fount of knowledge. To hear him come out with this sort of stuff was quite shocking. Even more so as we were a 6th form college in the leafy, affluent south-east, not exactly a hotbed of radical left-wing student politics
@Bromley68 Crikey, yeah..that is shocking. His brother Ross was worse, from what I've heard. Think that's why the IRA bumped him off. But I expect there's more to it, there usually is.
Nice try Millard. Thousands of dads around the country have beat you to it with the timeless January classic "it'll be Christmas soon!" God Save Our Gracious Dads
Had a dream the other night that Norris McWhorter was chasing my family round Tescos. He'd travelled from the past to kill my son, because he was going to grow up to be Joe Slovo.
The early 80's was a bit of a dark period for me, particularly in regard to television directed at children. I was at that awkward age when I was no longer a kid who was satisfied enough with whatever was put on screen, nor a teenager who took more interest in more grown-up shows. What made it worse was shows that featured artistes that were, what I would call at the time, semi-naff. Tolerable to a point. Mildly amusing for about 30 seconds before they over-did or said something that made you cringe and want to disassociate yourself from it, immediately, in case one of your older brothers caught you taking an interest, and vicariously put you in the category of being a fan of said artiste, with the taunts that went along with it. The classic excuse being that there simply wasn't anything else on, and that it was only watched because it just so happened to be on that channel at the time. Not that it made a huge amount of difference. The window between semi-naff and cringy was fleeting at best, so there was no telling how quickly it could change. The classic example was indeed the Krankies. If they'd come to prominence a bit earlier, say in the early to mid 70's, then they might have been viewed a bit differently by me, but as it was, them showing up on Crackerjack during the early 80's, meant they find perfectly into the slot described above. I guess Rod Hull and Emu were the same, but they were well-established in the 70's, and as such, were viewed with a tad more kindness, by me, than the Krankies ever were. That they had their own Christmas show doesn't surprise in the least. The BBC tended to stick to what was deemed as popular for their, 'extravaganzas.' I never saw this when broadcast, (thank God), and would most likely have been using my older brother's computer whilst he was out, instead. Anything to get away from these, 'variety', shows that featured artistes so good they were only ever seen once on TV. One highlight was that roller-skater spinning Jimmy Krankie around, in the hope he'll let go and he'd go flying across the studio and landing awkwardly akin to that sketch done by Charlie Drake in the 60's, through a window that was supposed to break, but had been mended inadvertently by a considerate prop man. How great it would have been to have all the kids laughing and cheering as he lay in a mangled mess. Nah, not really. Ah, Bernie Winters, the ultimate in hang-on's to previous fame, (what there was of it), who had no discernible talent, (other than owning a St. Bernard dog), appearing as a guest on other people's shows for well over a decade. Oh, and going, 'eeeeeeeeee....!', when not advertising bird seed. Speaking of which, the more talented half does make an appearance, and upstages everyone present. Ah, right.. the ultimate in retrospective cringe, having one of the prominent TV celebrities of the 70's, who was disgraced in later years, in, what can only be described as the epitome of, 'this hasn't aged at all well', especially when it's kids TV, they were a major part of at the time. Record Breakers was far more wholesome, of course, with Uncle Roy and the 2 McWhirter's, (soon to become one), giving us younger kiddy-winks at the time, useless facts that were, at least, educational to a point. Back when presenters and participants all looked like your Dad, Grandparents or affable uncles. I can smell the brill cream and pipe tobacco smell from here. They really pushed the boat out as far as Christmasing-up the set, it has to be said. Roy reluctantly singing a Bing Crosby number at the end, being about as Christmassy as it got.
To be fair to them flying rollers they're good at what they do. I could never even stay stood up in roller skates for long. My legs are bloody awful for that. I did sorta wait for the bloke to let krankie go flying though
The most popular entertainment of any generation is always the sh!test. Nowadays we have tic-toc which inspires equal levels of jaded sarcasm and mockery. Which is where the real entertainment is.
Barbara Dickson? Modern Romance?! Is this TV heaven?!! I'd be part of Jimmy's Gang if I could have some 'modern romance' with Barbara Dickson! Blimey... if I'd seen that Flying Rollers routine I would have been having strange dreams for weeks... _"Part of me yearns to feel the honest excitement of a 90's audience"_ - I don't think anyone at home under 50 felt any of that excitement... _"I regret to inform you, he's here to do a song"_ - Millard speaks for all of us.
Ian and Jeanette were a happy married couple in real life. The fact that they revealed to the press years later that were swingers perhaps doesnt sit well with many.
Barrymore’s appeal was mystifying during the 80’s and still is. Seems to derive entertainment out of making fun of others. The woke wouldn’t stand for it these days (I’m joking here……)
2:21 HOW OLD 4:08 Oh shit, that guy! I thought he was Roy Chubby Brown. 23:21 Watch out Shaun Sloane here comes Mich- ah you got it. 24:16 OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS KID
Feeling festive are we?! Come on, get that tree back up!
Xmas every day when a new Millard drops…
Thanks for reminding me just how bad the krankies were
Another brilliantly funny video Stuart . Got to say my name is stuart Anderson and I remember that other Stuart Anderson in a skirt singing Gordon where's yer troosers on the broom cupboard with Philip Schofield haa. Any how I'm 45 now and all these videos really resonate. Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
What took place backstage with the Krankies remains in the 1980s thankfully.
Until I scrub swinging, aged Krankies from my mind, I won't be able to get anything up.
That feeling when you click on "your subscribed channels" only to see Stuart has dropped a video. Its the nearest I ever get these days to opening Atari 2600 on Christmas day 85
I got the 7800 when I was about 10
Blimey, mate. That 2600 came out in 1977 didn't it? Was already old hat by 1985.
A 2600 ? In 1985 ? People were getting ST's and Amiga's in 85 ! At school, the kids would be singing "Where's your caravan ?!" if you got a 2600 in 1985 ! 😀
There are many pivotal moments in a child's life. The day that you were told Santa wasn't real...the day that you realised that your mum and dad would die one day and you cried and your mum and dad laughed snd said "not for a long...long time son...maybe 50 years!" And then you were OK because 50 years was forever and ever! And then one fateful day you are watching telly and laughing at that funny lad and his dad and all the silly japes they get up to...and then your dad walks in sniggers and says "you know that little lad is really that fellas wife!?" And then you stare at your dad and back at the TV and then back at your dad...he's not laughing....he's not.....joking. And then he sniggers knowingly and walks out of the room...and you sit there blinking slowly as you watch the spectacle unfold...this is a new world now...and you will never ever be the same again!
That is 100% exactly how it happened in our house. You can never go back after you're dad has told you that wee little Jimmy is that blokes misses. It was a defining moment for a child in the early 80s!
My mum would never let us watch the Krankies as she thought they were weird ( Mum's 'wrong un' radar was amazing - hated Saville, Glitter, Stuart Hall and Harris, and she was not too keen on Barrymore.) I was really disappointed at the time as my friends were allowed to watch them. Thank you, mum. I don't think I can ever repay you 😂
What did she think of Noel Edmonds?
Yes, it's always good when your Mum knows why everyone else is wrong. Was she an alcoholic?
I'm probably mis-remembering something but I don't think Barrymore did anything wrong.
Tbf we don't know Barrymore did anything wrong though unlike the others. Maybe he's innocent.
She had a 6th sense that we all lack, then? Yeah right.
The best channel on TH-cam! Hands down 👏
Stop turning my childhood into nightmare fuel Millard!
Looking back on these shows, I think they probably always were.
'If a single sequin flies off we're going to see her Christmas pudding' Oh my I'm sure my neighbours heard my laughing 😂😂
15:03 I work at a place where I won’t disclose.
Dirty old Rolf did one of his giant sunrise pictures for the organisation, which was valued at £40-50k in 2010.
When Rolfaroo got sent down they burned the painting in a skip.
Imagine if they had sold it, bought bitcoin with it. They would now have a higher net worth than Africa. And yet...Actors were still queuing up to work with Roman Polanski?
Heard something similar about a woman whose Rolf original was valued at around £38k, until he got caught of course
Back in the early 2000s, I worked at a company that taught performing arts in schools, and one of the company directors had Rolf Harris as her godfather. She acted like it was some secret, but went on and on about it at any and every opportunity. Any time we were planning an event, she would pipe up with 'I'll ask Rolf! I bet Rolf would love it!' I really wish I could've seen the look on her face when the news about him came out.
(You'll be relieved to know that he never did turn up for a single event.)
As I was interested in writing at the time, she suggested I write something that involved Rolf Harris and she would pass it along to him. I was trying my hand at writing a (really shit, it turned out) sitcom and revised to so Rolf would appear as the Devil. While I'm relieved such a dreadful piece of writing never got any further, I'm certain footage of him in the guise of Satan would've got a lot of airing in news reports, so in a way it's disappointing it didn't happen.
>she acted like it was some secret
>she went on and on about it
that.. but that's not how secrets work ?
@@jubeaumont6305 what I mean was when she told you she would say to keep it quiet and not to tell anybody - only to tell everybody herself anyway.
You're a hero for having to suffer watching through all of this for us.
I grew up in Glasgow and The Krankies were always in the annual pantomime we'd go to see every year. I've seen them live more times than I can remember. I must've seen every panto they did until 2004 when Wee Jimmy fell off a 10ft beanstalk and they left the panto biz for a few years.
Unsung joy of the age of video on phones: when you mentioned "actual diarrhea" I was actually sitting on the toilet having diarrhea.
Reads like a letter in the Viz.
Surely I can't be the only one who thought Barrymore sounds absolutely wasted? He's all over the place and slurring his words so much that he can barely string a sentence together. I imagine Barrymore's dressing room before and after performances was a very bleak, dark place
…As was the entire light entertainment industry of the time, it seems.
@@vooveksNot in the Krankies' dressing room, apparently.
Do you think Rolf pitched the idea for that programme himself? "I want 200 schoolkids, and no grown ups"
Well done for resisting the urge to include Shrorbitz in Bernie Winters' knock on the dressing room door bit.
The bit about Bernie heading back to his own dressing room with a tear in his eye and a jar of Sun Pat in his hand didn't make the cut, clearly.
I'm well aware of early Christmas marketing tactics after Halloween, but three months before Easter is taking the bloody biscuit
Until about ten minutes ago, I'd completely forgotten about Wee Stuart Anderson. Now I need to know what became of Wee Stuart Anderson. Well done.
I have just googled him, and it seem he died last Monday at his ranch in California.
He was 93.
RIP
@@ChubbyChecker182 That would make him about 60 when he was on tv?
Even to type his name feels noncy.
He shortened his middle name to an initial and became Wee S Anderson, acclaimed quirky film director
Rolf was on Desert Island Discs and picked three of his own songs. I knew he was a wrong 'un then.
Depraved
I spotted Billy Pearce on an episode of Heartbeat last night and thought of you 👍
Rolf surrounded by 200 kids….what could possibly go wrong?
An A&E waiting room packed with 200 sore arses I expect
Remember his play it safe swimming video. Shudders.
Erm maybe nothing?
What better way to make January 2025 feel even fucking longer?
The Barrymore McDonald's bit cracked me up.
Hearing the opening chords of Doin' The Crab is fast becoming a trigger sound.
Eventually it's going to have the same effect on Millard's viewers as the French national anthem has on Father Jack.
The 80s cha cha slide
I thunk i have found my new favourite channel.
Needs the Savile touch!
Am from Scotland and that wee Stuart Anderson does my head in
What is it with Scotland and producing abnormally chirpy child-entertainers? You also gave us Lena Zavaroni
Discovering Krankie and partner were part time Swingers? I really must salute your dedication to journalism!
They're also unionists that's as bad as being paedophiles
I remember being horrified when first saw Norris Mcwerter and his twin sat next to him. Like i had been shot into a parallel dimension.
I'm a twin and seeing them creeps me out!
The Krankies swinging parties is cursed as hell.
Oh my lord… the Larry Grayson moment. Sensational.
Seeing Syd Little dressed as Olive Oil has got me all confused and a little out of breath.
😂😂😂😂😂 oh thank you!
Her out of the flying rollers should cure ya
Thank you for this unexpected treat ☺️ A bit of Millard/vintage Brit TV is just what I need to brighten up my dreary midweek lunch break (only 1:30pm here). Cheers, Millard 😉❤️
It's unlikely I'll ever be able to watch Barrymore leaping about again without your 'Bumful of plops' observation (from a previous video) ringing in my ears
I loved Doobie Duck and his pals back in the day. I was only 36.
Always thought the Krankies were creepy. They’re actually disturbing. 😂
Jesus, that Record Breakers was bleak. Even without the twins of evil.
I think you're right about Simon Greenall. There's definitely a hint of Captain Barnacles from the Octonauts on that Santa.
Harris was like Bob Ross in so far as he had curly hair and they both painted.
Yep it stopped there
I never saw much Bob Ross but from all I know comparing him to Harris does a total disservice to the bloke
@@Max_The_Alien Yes I mentioned their two similarities.
Another great video, keep up the good work Millard!
Didn't those elderly dancers appear at the end of an episode of Phoenix Nights?
They did indeed & they were much older 😂
"Yer booked, we'll 'av yer!"
@@MrPatchnfletchYes, the Rumbergers. Not sure if it makes people better about Barrymore's antics, but their whole act was to shuffle on as deluded old dancers, then suddenly bump the performance up to full on pro.
The idea of them revelling in the awkward reaction of their audience, like two ballroom dancing Andy Kaufmans (Kaufmen?) amuses me greatly.
Jesus Stewart while am in the middle of watching raw I hear my phone ping that you got a new video gonna be laughing til my sides split
Rolf Octopus Hands Harris surrounded by children must have given PDF Rolf the best Xmas present a man of such low sub human can recieve in this life!
With Mr. Millard the Christmas regrets just don't stop!!
Don't Look Now, love it.
Thumbnail: Krankies, Rolf and Barrymore. It's not Xmas, it's Halloween. Albeit close to Valentines Day and Pancake Tuesday just to cheer us up.
My dad owns a st bernard ,in the eighties this would have qualified him for tv stardom
Greetings..new here,,this is fabulously smashin’ super an lovely. Many cheers from NZ ya cheeky chap or chapess or whatever ya want. Ta..gone…ta
Just in time for February
Never mind the mural- I find it hilarious that the location of Rolf's famous portrait of the Queen is unknown. The royal household administration deny ever having taken possession, and no gallery ever took it either. Presumably it's in his personal estate's storage, or has been destroyed.
eBay: reserve not met
Or they regularly dance around it, hands raised in worship, at lizard parties.
Andrew's probably got it. Wouldn't surprise me. Nothing does any more.
Thanks Stu, I'd forgotten about Doobie Duck. That thing of nightmares.
I think Bernie’s dressing room door knocks went unanswered as the presence of Schnorbitz at any post show activity would be going ‘a bit far’
Norris McWhirter came to do a talk at my 6th form college.
A deeply unpleasant man with some very worrying views
Please, elaborate. Would be interested to hear.
@katewolfspirit6722 The main thrust of his speech was that education and healthcare should not be free by right. We were all 6th formers 17-18 years old and had grown up with McWhirter as an avuncular fount of knowledge. To hear him come out with this sort of stuff was quite shocking. Even more so as we were a 6th form college in the leafy, affluent south-east, not exactly a hotbed of radical left-wing student politics
@Bromley68 Crikey, yeah..that is shocking. His brother Ross was worse, from what I've heard. Think that's why the IRA bumped him off. But I expect there's more to it, there usually is.
@@katewolfspirit6722Blimey! Don't tell me there is another rabbit hole to go down?
Nice try Millard. Thousands of dads around the country have beat you to it with the timeless January classic "it'll be Christmas soon!" God Save Our Gracious Dads
Fresh off the press video, excellent
It is really bizarre how Stuart Anderson just vanished off the face of the earth, we need a follow-up on this...
Barrymore invited him round for a pool party.
He's on Instagram.
@@biffcliftonhaaaaaahahaha
That's my actual name. And I don't care where Gordon trousers are.
@@Seymour-Clearly I thought the trousers belonged to Donald, not Gordon...
Chest expanders! A staple of 80s comedy but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one in real life.
My dad had one in the 80s. I don’t remember it ever being used, it was just hanging around the house for years.
My oldest brother had one. It had caramac coloured plastic handles. As kids we used it as a sort of pogo 😆
There is a TH-cam channel where a guy works out with all the old kit that was around before "big gym industrial complex" was a thing.
Had a dream the other night that Norris McWhorter was chasing my family round Tescos. He'd travelled from the past to kill my son, because he was going to grow up to be Joe Slovo.
oh yeah, and boss video as always.
The early 80's was a bit of a dark period for me, particularly in regard to television directed at children. I was at that awkward age when I was no longer a kid who was satisfied enough with whatever was put on screen, nor a teenager who took more interest in more grown-up shows. What made it worse was shows that featured artistes that were, what I would call at the time, semi-naff. Tolerable to a point. Mildly amusing for about 30 seconds before they over-did or said something that made you cringe and want to disassociate yourself from it, immediately, in case one of your older brothers caught you taking an interest, and vicariously put you in the category of being a fan of said artiste, with the taunts that went along with it. The classic excuse being that there simply wasn't anything else on, and that it was only watched because it just so happened to be on that channel at the time. Not that it made a huge amount of difference. The window between semi-naff and cringy was fleeting at best, so there was no telling how quickly it could change.
The classic example was indeed the Krankies. If they'd come to prominence a bit earlier, say in the early to mid 70's, then they might have been viewed a bit differently by me, but as it was, them showing up on Crackerjack during the early 80's, meant they find perfectly into the slot described above. I guess Rod Hull and Emu were the same, but they were well-established in the 70's, and as such, were viewed with a tad more kindness, by me, than the Krankies ever were. That they had their own Christmas show doesn't surprise in the least. The BBC tended to stick to what was deemed as popular for their, 'extravaganzas.' I never saw this when broadcast, (thank God), and would most likely have been using my older brother's computer whilst he was out, instead. Anything to get away from these, 'variety', shows that featured artistes so good they were only ever seen once on TV. One highlight was that roller-skater spinning Jimmy Krankie around, in the hope he'll let go and he'd go flying across the studio and landing awkwardly akin to that sketch done by Charlie Drake in the 60's, through a window that was supposed to break, but had been mended inadvertently by a considerate prop man. How great it would have been to have all the kids laughing and cheering as he lay in a mangled mess. Nah, not really.
Ah, Bernie Winters, the ultimate in hang-on's to previous fame, (what there was of it), who had no discernible talent, (other than owning a St. Bernard dog), appearing as a guest on other people's shows for well over a decade. Oh, and going, 'eeeeeeeeee....!', when not advertising bird seed. Speaking of which, the more talented half does make an appearance, and upstages everyone present.
Ah, right.. the ultimate in retrospective cringe, having one of the prominent TV celebrities of the 70's, who was disgraced in later years, in, what can only be described as the epitome of, 'this hasn't aged at all well', especially when it's kids TV, they were a major part of at the time. Record Breakers was far more wholesome, of course, with Uncle Roy and the 2 McWhirter's, (soon to become one), giving us younger kiddy-winks at the time, useless facts that were, at least, educational to a point. Back when presenters and participants all looked like your Dad, Grandparents or affable uncles. I can smell the brill cream and pipe tobacco smell from here. They really pushed the boat out as far as Christmasing-up the set, it has to be said. Roy reluctantly singing a Bing Crosby number at the end, being about as Christmassy as it got.
I must have been playing on the Galaxy Invader 1000 while this was going on.
That the yellow and black thing with the big red button? That was ace. I mean for the time anyway
got me at jack and danny
i dont remenber these christmas specials with these 2
I've always had seriously strong Fred West vibes from Ian Krankie.
Yeah, the Krankies gave me the creeps. They are both still alive and kicking.
Bit harsh! 😂😂😂😂
To be fair to them flying rollers they're good at what they do. I could never even stay stood up in roller skates for long. My legs are bloody awful for that. I did sorta wait for the bloke to let krankie go flying though
Millard has hit the dissing weights of hit like button before i see the video, hows about a live video Millard.
The most popular entertainment of any generation is always the sh!test. Nowadays we have tic-toc which inspires equal levels of jaded sarcasm and mockery. Which is where the real entertainment is.
Rolf wanted to fill little jimmies selection box
finger, surely?
"I use t'be able 'dance like that...I did Leslie."
Barbara Dickson? Modern Romance?! Is this TV heaven?!! I'd be part of Jimmy's Gang if I could have some 'modern romance' with Barbara Dickson! Blimey... if I'd seen that Flying Rollers routine I would have been having strange dreams for weeks...
_"Part of me yearns to feel the honest excitement of a 90's audience"_ - I don't think anyone at home under 50 felt any of that excitement...
_"I regret to inform you, he's here to do a song"_ - Millard speaks for all of us.
Pixellated Kevin Keegan 😂😂😂😂
Is he a ward like Batman & Robin? Like Burt was aye.
I probably watched the majority of this crap in the 70's/80's, except Barrymore, I hated Barrymore, I thought he was a prick.
Ah man. Janette Tough. Nominative determinism.
Does anyone know whatever happened to Stuart Anderson, out of interest?
"Watch out Shawn Sloan, here comes Michael Jackson, more like" 😂
Rolf as Santa...with a bunch of kids...whats the worst that can happen?
Erm nothing?
Well he probably won’t hesitate to empty his sacks in their bedrooms….😂😮
@@MrEchoes1962 you sure?
@@Max_The_Alien Yes I'm 100% sure....It is a tv programme doh!
I know what you were trying to allude too.😉😁
Thank you for Jack and Danny. Also was there any point to Bernie Winters? I suppose you could say he was a companion to that dog
Brilliant. Audible tut/huff for Bernie Winters 😂
Ian and Jeanette were a happy married couple in real life. The fact that they revealed to the press years later that were swingers perhaps doesnt sit well with many.
Barrymore’s appeal was mystifying during the 80’s and still is. Seems to derive entertainment out of making fun of others. The woke wouldn’t stand for it these days (I’m joking here……)
Please, Millard, we really didn’t need that bit about Krankie dressing room sex. 🤢
i know i shouted out " stop it!" when he was saying that bit 😂 , gross
Ffs millard it's nearly january. Can't you save these yuletide nightmares til next year?.
It's been January for 29 days.
Say what you want about The Krankies. I bloody loved Dooby Duck.....
get in
Does history record if Sarah Hollamby met Schnorbitz?
Rolf Harris! You don't see much of him on TV these days.
16:26 .. Who gotcha?
How did Bernie Winters stay famous and get booked so much?
Damn, I never remembered it as this bad, but it was actually worse!
Next time on spot the nonce!
Post show "drinks" 😉
Norris McSquirter
In 2025 Wee Jimmy Krankie would have an Onlyfans.
22:17 phoenix nights anyone? 😂
‘Pulled to one side’. Ewwww.
BarryLess
Was this entertainment?
2:21 HOW OLD
4:08 Oh shit, that guy! I thought he was Roy Chubby Brown.
23:21 Watch out Shaun Sloane here comes Mich- ah you got it.
24:16 OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS KID
3:40
0:30 Brexiteer Mark Francois?
Jesus christ
GET HIS FACE OFF YT FFS