"Hydrogen is a colorless, odorless gas which, if given enough time, turns into people." Considering every element (and therefore the molecular compounds they create) in the universe, including those that make up our bodies, originate from stars fusing hydrogen atoms into heavier elements, this is actually true. From a certain point of view.
Nitpick: Not entirely true. Carbon is fused when three helium nuclei come together. And most helium nuclei were not created by fusing hydrogen atoms together, but by primordial nucleosynthesis, where protons and neutrons directly fused - neutral atoms did not exist back then.
The good thing about XXI century is that you can get an education online. Maybe not a title, but an education. You can simply follow Wikipedia's bibliography and references at the end of any article that interests you, or you can check websites like the Khan Academy, or google "course online free" about your interests. Some of them give certificates. There are educational channels here in TH-cam like Crash Course and plenty of documentaries from museums and cultural entities, also in specialized streaming services. The knowledge of humankind at the reach of your fingertips.
@@thepeddler9226 it absolutely can be! education is more than just being book smart, and i’d argue that intelligence is born from curiosity in things you’re interested in. wikipedia isn’t always the greatest source but it’s a very good starting point
Knew a kid that did the level thing to prove the earth was flat. Another kid took a ball and after having flat earth kid confirm the ball was a sphere, balanced the level on the ball. Flat earth kid could not accept this demonstration showing his proof is flawed. 5:10 They do not know the difference between “they’re” and “their”. Should tell you enough about their intelligence.
"Who protects the lives of the people on airplanes?" I do. And the airplane mechanic who uses the devices I calibrate/adjust to keep the planes flying safely, obviously.
@@mangot589 Have you ever hung out with any pilots, especially ex-USAF jet jocks? Some of them _do_ think they're God. If anyone makes the mistake of accusing them or arrogance, their response is, "Can _you_ keep a multi-ton aircraft in the air? No? Then shut up." You have no idea how glad I am I wasn't the one to call them arrogant. The person who did was treated like a particularly loathsome toad ever after. Yeah, pilots can be a weird breed.
Some years ago, I was talking with a friend with a master's degree in art. She said she was not giving her child pasteurized milk anymore because her friend told her the pasteurization was a bad process. I explained the work of Louis Pasteur, which was literally lifesaving. If milk wasn't pasteurized, many diseases would become common again. She asked me how I knew so much. I told her I learned this in maybe 5th or 6th grade. Tina, Al's wife
8:02 Many years ago, humorist Dave Barry wrote that the foods we eat turn into the body parts they resemble, e.g., hard boiled eggs become eyeballs, sausages become, ahem, male members, and beer becomes urine. I can believe that last one.
So when I eat sausages i am growing a penis? If all the trans men would know that. They wouldn't have to get stupid surgeries or take testosterone. Just eat sausages for every meal!
Now see, I just cut out the middle man and pour the beer in the toilet. My liver is healthy but the tomatoes grown in my backyard taste like malt. 😉😁😂🤣
that 14 year old in texas.... I have so many questions, I mean, like, did her parents actualy believe that she was a virgin?? maybe it was that time she got drunk from drinking a coke......
virgins can get pregnant, a few documented cases do exist. Sperm just needs to get into the vagina, the depth is not always important and it doesn't take a penis "tearing" the hymen to get it in enough to lead to pregnancy. In the 2-3 cases I remember seeing over the years, the girls were likely asleep and had no idea it happened. I think all fathers were family members. Technically Mary from the Bible could be a " virgin" and still got pregnant by a human male. People were so ignorant back then, and many are still today. ( assuming Mary actually existed )
All the money saved by paying teachers poorly and providing minimum goals in the public education system did have the desired result - we're not fit to rule ourselves any longer. Give me a school voucher so I can become even more disconnected, please.
For the sharing energy, it's correct from a certain POV. When you're surrounded by angry/sad/depressed people, you will become the same as them. That's the true meaning. Sharing energy doesn't mean you gain several joules of energy from the other person. That's parasitism.
"Sharing energy doesn't mean you gain several joules of energy from the other person." Actually, people give off heat, and you can be warmed by them if you are close to them. ;)
For years people were going on about cancer spikes near mobile phone masts. Eventually a study was done, records were examined etc, and there were indeed higher numbers of cancers in some of those areas. It turns out that this had always been the case, even before the masts were put up. Maybe the radiation can time travel?
"Happy Land" and "Memes Time" put out videos almost at the same time, with different titles, but identical thumbnail images. They're not even trying anymore lol
1:20 So... many... jokes... "That's a strange place to keep your needle Doctor." "You're going to feel a big..." no- too easy. 5:10 They were clapping the security guards who dragged him out. 6:30 (With serious hat on). It would be possible to survive inside the event horizon of a black hole. It's the gravitational gradient that tears things apart (the same thing causes tides) and that in a black hole of sufficient mass might well be noticeable but quite tolerable if you didn't get any closer. The mass would have to be immense though- equal to or greater than the mass of the galaxy. Black holes of a few solar masses would rip you to atoms then rip up the atoms to quote Larry Niven.
@@RetroJack @Retro Jack Fair enough but, although there are plenty of SF writers who flim-flam their way around the science bit of their chose genre (or just ignore any issues), Niven is among those who tries to keep things as scientifically accurate as he can. The comment I quoted (from memory BTW) was actually from the afterword of a story he wrote where an astronaut used the effects around Cygnus X1 (an object thought to be a black hole of about 20 solar masses some 7,000 light years away IIRC) to travel back in time. He stated bluntly that he fudged the numbers to make the story work- the theory is sound but anything close enough to such a small black hole to experience those effects would have other things to worry about.
In many of these cases, it would appear the the people simply don't know what government wants from the population nor what very real methods exists to control a population.
The education system is built to provide protection against stupid, very much like a vaccine is created to provide protection against viruses. Distributing a vaccine to a person after infection, does little help. It has to be administrated to the uninfected.
@@bodan1196 good point. Trouble is, by the time students get to school they’ve had years at home, plus even after that they’re at still at home more hours than at school. This means any inherited craziness has far more time to “infect & take hold”. Add in overworked teachers, crowded classrooms, student, (& parent!), behaviour & learning issues, unrealistic curriculum expectations, increased data demands, the negative side of social media, plus the rants & ravings of orange face & his cohorts ……and “protecting against stupid” is a constant uphill battle, equivalent to climbing Mt Everest…. without oxygen!
@@heatherjay8802 Everything has momentum. You can't turn 90 degress in an instance. All we can try to do is build a society that over time has the chance to find a dynamic balance.
@@bodan1196 If the education system is built to provide protection against stupid. Then why can't people do simple math when I use cash? Simple math, bills and life style and what a person makes in a pay period, and yet everyone is in debt from the same life style one want's, and can't afford. Simple english tought in schools break and brake it's the same thing, right?
@@ducewags Perhaps I should have used the word _should_ instead of _is_ in my comment. As is, my meaning is unclear. The intent, should be to build a proactive education system. But intent is not the same as succeed. I would suggest that the reason for people not being able to calculate your change, is that the education system has indeed already failed them. Which was sort of my point. If people are not "vaccinated" in school, they will not be able to calculate change later, so to speak. As for the inablility to put a brake on spending, breaking the budget, I blame the news entertainment media, such as Fox News and many others, were excessive lifestyles are heralded as desirable, not cautioned against.
And just got to say that I find it so bizarre that a person who only has one language ,can't write it right ! I'm multilingual and English isn't my first language ,and yet rarely I have mistakes writing it. For real,English is actually one of the easiest languages to learn, compared to Russian ,as I learnt it to . So no excuses for crappy grammar people !!!unless you have dyslexia !!
1:50 OH JESUS! Too much salt on the table and not enough gone from the salt shaker! It's a miracle guys! No witnesses with a phone to record it or 'ting when it happened....
Agreed. Science actually began as a religious pursuit- an attempt to understand the Creator better by studying His creation. Now the Universe has been revealed as vastly older, larger and generally more marvellous than ever imagined and instead of learning about it, or simple standing there awe-struck, so called "Christians" (and followers of other religions to be inclusive) go, "Nope- brain hurts, can't be right. Burn the witch". Do they think so little of God that he must be incapable of such wonders?
I'm 68 these are not the worst examples of humanities fall down the I.Q. ladder... When I was 10 I knew more than the people quoted here , not a genius just wanted to know everything , plowed thru local libraries read everything I could get my hands on , still do ... Children are not encouraged to ask questions read or interact with adults , everything is dumbed down , our educational system was at one time one of the best , now look at us .... Sad ....
@@stephenolan5539 i very much agree! I was more reffering to the Christians that run around telling everyone that they are going to hell. Those people are stupid. like can they shut up already and keep their opinions to themselves?
6:28 Technically that can work. Thanks to the extreme mass of the black hole and its gravity, you will be torn apart with such strength and speed within the "void" you would be "flying ". Such violence will make you invulnerable because you don't exist anymore. They never specified you would be still alive ahahah.
1:19 - This just in; thousands of women with fertility issues flock to get flu shots after learning a flu shot impregnated a virgin. Film at eleven. 1:40 - Unless I'm wrong, didn't they start out on aircraft carriers? 1:54 - Well, whoever did this is a really good artist! 4:21 - In all fairness, Arthur Weasley asked the same question (minus the religious aspect.) 5:33 - If only it were that simple! If only! 6:53 - Being a monkey is a choice! And many monkeys prefer it! 8:21 - This is a joke, right? Please tell me this person hasn't really been drinking disinfectant for years?? Even anti-vaxers don't deserve that!
1.19... i think perhaps they meant that having the covid jab somehow neutralized the effect of birth controll, thus getting pregnant. But having the jab doesnt make you pregnant.
The set up in the last one is one of electrolysis. If it actually worked, the anode would produce oxygen (and corrode, if it was made of iron), the cathode would produce hydrogen. It would not produce H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide), which is a disinfectant. However, 27V will not actually do that. For one, it's low. Sure, it is higher than the theoretical minimum (1.23V), but it's the same as saying iron will burn at room temperature. It will happen, at extremely low speeds. For other, he would first split easier to split compounds, such as various salts in the water. The two that come to mind are CaCO3 into CaO and CO2(g), and NaCl into Na and Cl2(g). CaO would immediately react with water, producing Ca(OH)2, while the Na would react to produce NaOH + H2. In the end the water would be sligtly basic, but not enough to harm them.
@@merlin5476 No, the World News Daily Report website deliberately publishes satirical and fictional articles like this. Nobody has claimed it to be true.
I asked my 8 year old and my 10 year old about some of these sentences. They got most right. If you can't beat two small children when it comes to science, you cannot say the education system failed you, but rather that you failed the education system.
'Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe' - FRANK ZAPPA
I actually feel stupider having watched that. There should be if not rules, strong guidelines on who can breed and vote. Perhaps a pop quiz with 50 questions on history, science, civics/politics/modern studies or whatever it’s called in your country, pop culture (TV, music,films, art), geography, finance and food. 60% pass rate and you get to vote. Something similar but with a more biology, nutrition, education and parenting slant needing a 75% pass mark before you can breed. It can’t be long before Pepsi/Coke/Schweppes amalgamate and release the first flavours or Brawndo on the market. “It’s got what plants crave, electrolytes!” 😅
I have a neighbor who insists that the 5G network is the reason her car has trouble starting, you know other then the damage from a accident of her running into things and damaging the front of the car
if in a store, and you pass someone with a mask just covering their mouth, say the word "noser", and see confusion. they're generally so stupid they Don't Get It.
3:55 So, here is the funny thing. If the north ice cap or oceanic icebergs melt, the ocean level will stay exactly the same (Archimedes law). If the south ice cap or other land icebergs melt, the ocean level will rise, combined with stronger weather.
Sad thing is: People often forget that Antarctica exists and has a HUGE amount of ice locked on land. There some cities here in Brazil that are on the lookout to abandon the premisses if the water level rises too much.
6:42 “Science Confirms That People Absorb Energy From Others” It’s true if you think about it though. When someone is talking to you in a really negative way, you most likely react in a negative way. That’s because you are returning the negative energy that person is giving to you. Unless someone is really patient or something, when you do something or say something to someone in a negative way, they give the energy back to you. Why do you think bullying makes people sad? Because the victim is absorbing negative energy and that messes with their mind. Same goes with positive energy. When you are kind to someone, chances are, they’ll react kindly back towards you. No, this is not scientific or anything. It’s actually a spiritual theory in Buddhism. This isn’t meant to offend anyone, sorry if it did.
It's not *entirely* wrong that people can transmit energy to one another. Especially if it is very dry, and they're wearing sneakers, and the room has a deep shag carpet. :-D
1:06 why study science? -- That's it right there. I think this is the answer to all of those questions about why we should study some fundamentals of education, and certainly science.
8:05 I actually don't think that's stupid, per se. I have read something that all of those foods are particularly beneficial to those corresponding organs. I need more information.
Oh my gosh. That person thought you had to fly according to the conventional map representation of the Earth’s landmasses? Oh, must be a flat-earther…🤷🏻♀️
@@kevinroche3334 Don't you get it? They don't believe in globes, so they think a map is a correct depiction of the Earth. But even so, why would the Japanese fly over a maritime route? It's a mystery...
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe!” ~ Albert Einstein
"Why are people alaways quoting me? Can't they think by themselves?"
~Albert Einstein
Nice quote, it sounds good, but Einstein never said that. It was Alexandre Dumas.
@@davidnull5590 "Nice quote, it sounds good, but I never said that. It was Alexandre Dumas."
~Albert Einstein
@@ghizghuth2088 -- You just made me laugh out loud, thank you.
"an inch is better than a mile in the wrong direction" ~ the Universe about albert einstein
The saddest thing of all is not the ignorance, but the smugness.
They are certainly stubborn in their stubbornness… and it is baffling. 😐
@@whyamiheredlbdepends on who " they" is
"Hydrogen is a colorless, odorless gas which, if given enough time, turns into people."
Considering every element (and therefore the molecular compounds they create) in the universe, including those that make up our bodies, originate from stars fusing hydrogen atoms into heavier elements, this is actually true.
From a certain point of view.
🤔 interesting
Nitpick: Not entirely true. Carbon is fused when three helium nuclei come together. And most helium nuclei were not created by fusing hydrogen atoms together, but by primordial nucleosynthesis, where protons and neutrons directly fused - neutral atoms did not exist back then.
I married young and always regretted not getting an education. Thank you for making me feel so intelligent today.
The good thing about XXI century is that you can get an education online. Maybe not a title, but an education.
You can simply follow Wikipedia's bibliography and references at the end of any article that interests you, or you can check websites like the Khan Academy, or google "course online free" about your interests. Some of them give certificates. There are educational channels here in TH-cam like Crash Course and plenty of documentaries from museums and cultural entities, also in specialized streaming services.
The knowledge of humankind at the reach of your fingertips.
@@emaarredondo-librarian The fact that you state Wikipedia as a base for education is hilarious! Please get a better education.
@@thepeddler9226 it absolutely can be! education is more than just being book smart, and i’d argue that intelligence is born from curiosity in things you’re interested in. wikipedia isn’t always the greatest source but it’s a very good starting point
Also, get chatting to Meta AI with Llama 3.2. A fount of knowledge and VERY GOOD COMPANY!
@@thepeddler9226I think you completely misunderstood what he was trying to say, perhaps you should re-read his comments.
Geez, the spelling and grammatical errors alone indicate idiocy at work.
Knew a kid that did the level thing to prove the earth was flat. Another kid took a ball and after having flat earth kid confirm the ball was a sphere, balanced the level on the ball. Flat earth kid could not accept this demonstration showing his proof is flawed.
5:10 They do not know the difference between “they’re” and “their”. Should tell you enough about their intelligence.
Or to too two, your you're you all, do due dew, etc. School & parent fails
05:10 You're right there.
"Who protects the lives of the people on airplanes?"
I do. And the airplane mechanic who uses the devices I calibrate/adjust to keep the planes flying safely, obviously.
God, is this you? 😂😂😂
And I Thank You Jan.
@@roelp1126 Omg😂. He might as well be. I HATE to fly😂
@@mangot589 Have you ever hung out with any pilots, especially ex-USAF jet jocks? Some of them _do_ think they're God. If anyone makes the mistake of accusing them or arrogance, their response is, "Can _you_ keep a multi-ton aircraft in the air? No? Then shut up." You have no idea how glad I am I wasn't the one to call them arrogant. The person who did was treated like a particularly loathsome toad ever after. Yeah, pilots can be a weird breed.
Some years ago, I was talking with a friend with a master's degree in art. She said she was not giving her child pasteurized milk anymore because her friend
told her the pasteurization was a bad process. I explained the work of Louis Pasteur, which was literally lifesaving. If milk wasn't pasteurized, many diseases
would become common again. She asked me how I knew so much. I told her I learned this in maybe 5th or 6th grade. Tina, Al's wife
The sheer stupidity is overwhelming. One is at a loss for words, which rarely occurs.
Just can't.
8:02 Many years ago, humorist Dave Barry wrote that the foods we eat turn into the body parts they resemble, e.g., hard boiled eggs become eyeballs, sausages become, ahem, male members, and beer becomes urine.
I can believe that last one.
So when I eat sausages i am growing a penis?
If all the trans men would know that. They wouldn't have to get stupid surgeries or take testosterone.
Just eat sausages for every meal!
Now see, I just cut out the middle man and pour the beer in the toilet.
My liver is healthy but the tomatoes grown in my backyard taste like malt. 😉😁😂🤣
Someone needs to promote this as a new 'enlargement' trend... 🤣🤣🤣
Too bad urine is NOT A BODY PART.
that 14 year old in texas.... I have so many questions, I mean, like, did her parents actualy believe that she was a virgin?? maybe it was that time she got drunk from drinking a coke......
Those parents are in big time denial. ONLY ONE WAY TO GET PREGNANT AND IT IS'NT FROM A NEEDLE IN THE ARM...EVEN IF THE NEEDLE WAS FULL OF SPERM.
maybe she "did something" and did not want her mum to know
@@kreeperkiller245 hee hee heee .... ya think?
It's from World News Daily Report, they publish satirical and fictional items like this. Nobody has claimed it happened.
virgins can get pregnant, a few documented cases do exist. Sperm just needs to get into the vagina, the depth is not always important and it doesn't take a penis "tearing" the hymen to get it in enough to lead to pregnancy. In the 2-3 cases I remember seeing over the years, the girls were likely asleep and had no idea it happened. I think all fathers were family members. Technically Mary from the Bible could be a " virgin" and still got pregnant by a human male. People were so ignorant back then, and many are still today. ( assuming Mary actually existed )
This video paid for itself in 30 seconds. "The devil's doorbell"
Imagination is the default system we are born with; critical thinking skills must be learned.
It's a challenge for some people to achieve the upgrade.
All the money saved by paying teachers poorly and providing minimum goals in the public education system did have the desired result - we're not fit to rule ourselves any longer. Give me a school voucher so I can become even more disconnected, please.
Oh, but you will learn all about what's in the bible, no doubt.
Good practice for curing leprosy, or for breeding striped cows. :D
If the Earth were flat, cats would have knocked everything over the edge by now.
😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂 True
The logic is astounding
What logic
@@blackcatcreations7897 Touché
Crocroach, sounds scary. Do they have big teeth? 😂
This was terribly depressing.
This video has so many examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect that I cry for the future of our Country.
You can only mean the USA, right?
@@caeruleusvm7621 , It's the U.S. for sure, but I would not rule out other countries.
For the sharing energy, it's correct from a certain POV. When you're surrounded by angry/sad/depressed people, you will become the same as them. That's the true meaning.
Sharing energy doesn't mean you gain several joules of energy from the other person. That's parasitism.
"Sharing energy doesn't mean you gain several joules of energy from the other person."
Actually, people give off heat, and you can be warmed by them if you are close to them. ;)
Of course you can share people's energy. Human bodies produce heat. If you lay a hand on one and it feels warm then you are absorbing energy from it.
@@michaelafrancis1361 That's what I already pointed out 6 days ago, did you miss my comment?
For years people were going on about cancer spikes near mobile phone masts. Eventually a study was done, records were examined etc, and there were indeed higher numbers of cancers in some of those areas. It turns out that this had always been the case, even before the masts were put up. Maybe the radiation can time travel?
And this is how Trump got elected....LOL
and again 2024
"Happy Land" and "Memes Time" put out videos almost at the same time, with different titles, but identical thumbnail images. They're not even trying anymore lol
Fr I thought I got a repeat video because both of them were side by side in the for you section
I feel so smart after watching this ! Thank you ! 😂😂
*sigh* I don't want to live on this planet anymore
NASA has put a sign into orbit for aliens
WARNING THIS PLANET CONTAINS NUTS
1:20 So... many... jokes... "That's a strange place to keep your needle Doctor." "You're going to feel a big..." no- too easy.
5:10 They were clapping the security guards who dragged him out.
6:30 (With serious hat on). It would be possible to survive inside the event horizon of a black hole. It's the gravitational gradient that tears things apart (the same thing causes tides) and that in a black hole of sufficient mass might well be noticeable but quite tolerable if you didn't get any closer. The mass would have to be immense though- equal to or greater than the mass of the galaxy. Black holes of a few solar masses would rip you to atoms then rip up the atoms to quote Larry Niven.
Although I agree with you, it's not a good idea to quote someone known for writing fiction when you're making a point.
@@RetroJack @Retro Jack Fair enough but, although there are plenty of SF writers who flim-flam their way around the science bit of their chose genre (or just ignore any issues), Niven is among those who tries to keep things as scientifically accurate as he can. The comment I quoted (from memory BTW) was actually from the afterword of a story he wrote where an astronaut used the effects around Cygnus X1 (an object thought to be a black hole of about 20 solar masses some 7,000 light years away IIRC) to travel back in time. He stated bluntly that he fudged the numbers to make the story work- the theory is sound but anything close enough to such a small black hole to experience those effects would have other things to worry about.
In many of these cases, it would appear the the people simply don't know what government wants from the population nor what very real methods exists to control a population.
What the fuck are you going on about?
Not sure any education system could alleviate this much “wackadoodle”!
The education system is built to provide protection against stupid, very much like a vaccine is created to provide protection against viruses.
Distributing a vaccine to a person after infection, does little help. It has to be administrated to the uninfected.
@@bodan1196 good point. Trouble is, by the time students get to school they’ve had years at home, plus even after that they’re at still at home more hours than at school. This means any inherited craziness has far more time to “infect & take hold”.
Add in overworked teachers, crowded classrooms, student, (& parent!), behaviour & learning issues, unrealistic curriculum expectations, increased data demands, the negative side of social media, plus the rants & ravings of orange face & his cohorts ……and “protecting against stupid” is a constant uphill battle, equivalent to climbing Mt Everest…. without oxygen!
@@heatherjay8802 Everything has momentum. You can't turn 90 degress in an instance.
All we can try to do is build a society that over time has the chance to find a dynamic balance.
@@bodan1196 If the education system is built to provide protection against stupid. Then why can't people do simple math when I use cash? Simple math, bills and life style and what a person makes in a pay period, and yet everyone is in debt from the same life style one want's, and can't afford. Simple english tought in schools break and brake it's the same thing, right?
@@ducewags Perhaps I should have used the word _should_ instead of _is_ in my comment. As is, my meaning is unclear.
The intent, should be to build a proactive education system. But intent is not the same as succeed.
I would suggest that the reason for people not being able to calculate your change, is that the education system has indeed already failed them.
Which was sort of my point. If people are not "vaccinated" in school, they will not be able to calculate change later, so to speak.
As for the inablility to put a brake on spending, breaking the budget, I blame the news entertainment media, such as Fox News and many others, were excessive lifestyles are heralded as desirable, not cautioned against.
And of course, they can't spell, either. I hope I never encounter a "crocroach".
😂🐊
Really gets me anxious about the votes they can cast
1:45 I am so disappointed in this person not only for the main reason… but the bloody date is wrong
Good eye! I missed that 😫
And just got to say that I find it so bizarre that a person who only has one language ,can't write it right ! I'm multilingual and English isn't my first language ,and yet rarely I have mistakes writing it. For real,English is actually one of the easiest languages to learn, compared to Russian ,as I learnt it to . So no excuses for crappy grammar people !!!unless you have dyslexia !!
I started watching this for a laugh. But, now I'm crying inside.
Reading these makes my brain hurt.
I could only watch about half of this. The stupid! It burns!
... Aside from the handful of put downs, particularly the seatbelt one, the sheer stupidity here is actually painful.
I almost choked on my chips because I was laughing so hard at these people and their stupidity. 🤡👌😂
1:50 OH JESUS!
Too much salt on the table and not enough gone from the salt shaker!
It's a miracle guys! No witnesses with a phone to record it or 'ting when it happened....
i'm a Christian, but i'm very disappointed that there are actually people that make us look so dumb 4:34... 😒😂
Partial problem; like one priest said, "I get the folks in church for one hour a week. Fox news gets them for 8 hours a day.".
Agreed. Science actually began as a religious pursuit- an attempt to understand the Creator better by studying His creation. Now the Universe has been revealed as vastly older, larger and generally more marvellous than ever imagined and instead of learning about it, or simple standing there awe-struck, so called "Christians" (and followers of other religions to be inclusive) go, "Nope- brain hurts, can't be right. Burn the witch". Do they think so little of God that he must be incapable of such wonders?
Believing something without proof is where this all got started.
@@TimRuffle now this is something I NEVER heard from a Christan before and is now making me curious...
@brigeen That's a very narrow way of putting it. You might as well say that only people who does the opposite are immune to bouts of stupidity.
I'm 68 these are not the worst examples of humanities fall down the I.Q. ladder... When I was 10 I knew more than the people quoted here , not a genius just wanted to know everything , plowed thru local libraries read everything I could get my hands on , still do ... Children are not encouraged to ask questions read or interact with adults , everything is dumbed down , our educational system was at one time one of the best , now look at us .... Sad ....
"...dummed...???
@@michaelwarren2391 dumbed , sorry the auto correct didn't correct me and I've always been a bad speller ......
@@rairai3517 My apologies, I shouldn't have made the comment at all. I'll have to post a reminder to myself to be civil.
@@michaelwarren2391 not a problem we're good ....
You have to actively pursue an education-you really can’t absorb information if you aren’t paying attention
The stupidity of people is near infinite. - Education is essential to stop the ignorance of many.
Before we worry about Artificial Intelligence let's sort out human stupidity...
1:51 WOW! That's a shitload of salt in that tiny little shaker. OH! Sorry, God. I meant CRAPLOAD of salt!
And the shaker is still half full!
Wow, Jesus has a very high sodium content.
And the devil is made of pepper!!!
@@kevinroche3334 😆😆
I’m a Christian and I promise that not all of us are this stupid. A lot of us actually still have brains believe it or not
and yet you believe in....
@@kevinroche3334 ok that was rude. im not coming at other people for ther religion so you can leave me alone
@@saramcdonald7110 ok, I'm sorry, I couldn't resist it :)
@@saramcdonald7110
All religions are equal.
@@stephenolan5539 i very much agree! I was more reffering to the Christians that run around telling everyone that they are going to hell. Those people are stupid. like can they shut up already and keep their opinions to themselves?
Frightening that these people are able vote and procreate.
4:33 regarding plane, its gravity n chemistry.
And physics regarding the shape of the wings and how air molecules react to that shape while the engines are moving the whole thing forward.
1:52 its easy to tell someone made that😂😂😂
But i wont lie
Its incredibly well made
Here’s a scary thought. They live amongst us…😳😳😳
6:28
Technically that can work.
Thanks to the extreme mass of the black hole and its gravity, you will be torn apart with such strength and speed within the "void" you would be "flying ".
Such violence will make you invulnerable because you don't exist anymore.
They never specified you would be still alive ahahah.
And now, one of those people is due to be president of the USA, the world is going to the dogs...
6:48 Oh so that is why its draining to be around some people...
Lots of Republican politicians use Facebook. 😒
1:19 - This just in; thousands of women with fertility issues flock to get flu shots after learning a flu shot impregnated a virgin. Film at eleven.
1:40 - Unless I'm wrong, didn't they start out on aircraft carriers?
1:54 - Well, whoever did this is a really good artist!
4:21 - In all fairness, Arthur Weasley asked the same question (minus the religious aspect.)
5:33 - If only it were that simple! If only!
6:53 - Being a monkey is a choice! And many monkeys prefer it!
8:21 - This is a joke, right? Please tell me this person hasn't really been drinking disinfectant for years?? Even anti-vaxers don't deserve that!
1.19... i think perhaps they meant that having the covid jab somehow neutralized the effect of birth controll, thus getting pregnant. But having the jab doesnt make you pregnant.
The set up in the last one is one of electrolysis.
If it actually worked, the anode would produce oxygen (and corrode, if it was made of iron), the cathode would produce hydrogen. It would not produce H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide), which is a disinfectant.
However, 27V will not actually do that. For one, it's low. Sure, it is higher than the theoretical minimum (1.23V), but it's the same as saying iron will burn at room temperature.
It will happen, at extremely low speeds.
For other, he would first split easier to split compounds, such as various salts in the water. The two that come to mind are CaCO3 into CaO and CO2(g), and NaCl into Na and Cl2(g).
CaO would immediately react with water, producing Ca(OH)2, while the Na would react to produce NaOH + H2. In the end the water would be sligtly basic, but not enough to harm them.
@@merlin5476 No, the World News Daily Report website deliberately publishes satirical and fictional articles like this. Nobody has claimed it to be true.
@@michaelmclachlan1650 I was hoping it was a satire! Lol
Sadly some people will believe it's true....
1:40 it was 1941 and they went the short way. They went West not East.
That piano music! No escaping it! I'd rather hear Surfin Bird!
I asked my 8 year old and my 10 year old about some of these sentences. They got most right.
If you can't beat two small children when it comes to science, you cannot say the education system failed you, but rather that you failed the education system.
I have to believe a lot of these are satire.
Please, let it be satire…
'Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe' - FRANK ZAPPA
"Devil's doorbell" is now my new name for it.
I love how you’ve always been subtle and this video you just gave zero fcks
What's with all these ppl who don't believe in the sun now? Lmaoo that is a new one on me
On a serious note tho, these peeps make me feel genuinely concerned for the human race and America
Too much lead in the water and plastic pollution inside the brain.
What is it that, makes me believe these are all Americans?.
I actually feel stupider having watched that. There should be if not rules, strong guidelines on who can breed and vote. Perhaps a pop quiz with 50 questions on history, science, civics/politics/modern studies or whatever it’s called in your country, pop culture (TV, music,films, art), geography, finance and food. 60% pass rate and you get to vote.
Something similar but with a more biology, nutrition, education and parenting slant needing a 75% pass mark before you can breed.
It can’t be long before Pepsi/Coke/Schweppes amalgamate and release the first flavours or Brawndo on the market. “It’s got what plants crave, electrolytes!” 😅
“If monkeys are our cousins/ancestors why are there still monkeys?”
“If God made man from dust why is there still dust?”
I don't want to live on this planet any more...
8:07 they took "carrots are good for your eyes" to the grave and back
Well I never saw a rabbit wearing glasses!
I have a neighbor who insists that the 5G network is the reason her car has trouble starting, you know other then the damage from a accident of her running into things and damaging the front of the car
1:20 The Texas girl was innovative, and came up with a new explanation. This time it was not the Holy Spirit.
It's an article from the World News Daily Report website, they publish satirical and fictional articles.
And some ppl that think this way run important offices that decide on the future of our country's
7:10 - And that's why I don't drink Corona beer. Oh, wait. It's because it's cheap rotgut. Never mind!
I feel like I lost brain cells
Ah shit. Have had to hit pause after "devils doorbell" cos l'm crying laughing too much to watch anything else.
1:29 "be the first to like this"
Killed me when I noticed
if in a store, and you pass someone with a mask just covering their mouth, say the word "noser", and see confusion. they're generally so stupid they Don't Get It.
3:55
So, here is the funny thing.
If the north ice cap or oceanic icebergs melt, the ocean level will stay exactly the same (Archimedes law).
If the south ice cap or other land icebergs melt, the ocean level will rise, combined with stronger weather.
Sad thing is: People often forget that Antarctica exists and has a HUGE amount of ice locked on land. There some cities here in Brazil that are on the lookout to abandon the premisses if the water level rises too much.
Greenland glaciers are on land though.
@@stephenolan5539 Greenland has land glaciers, yes. But most of the arctic is a sea glacier, which is what I meant.
I can't help but laugh at the Jesus one 😂😂😂😂
6:42 “Science Confirms That People Absorb Energy From Others”
It’s true if you think about it though. When someone is talking to you in a really negative way, you most likely react in a negative way. That’s because you are returning the negative energy that person is giving to you. Unless someone is really patient or something, when you do something or say something to someone in a negative way, they give the energy back to you. Why do you think bullying makes people sad? Because the victim is absorbing negative energy and that messes with their mind. Same goes with positive energy. When you are kind to someone, chances are, they’ll react kindly back towards you. No, this is not scientific or anything. It’s actually a spiritual theory in Buddhism.
This isn’t meant to offend anyone, sorry if it did.
And kids really suck energy out of ya
It's not done kind of mystical 'energy' though, it's just a physical or psychological reaction.
It's not *entirely* wrong that people can transmit energy to one another. Especially if it is very dry, and they're wearing sneakers, and the room has a deep shag carpet. :-D
@@calliarcale Don't forget heat energy. It's very easy to transfer that from one person to another. ;)
4:55 oh, you poor dear, you got a bad paper cut? Here, put some salt on it because salt heals!
@8:04 Walnut - Brain. Sounds about right 🤣
4:20 So god protects drones too?
I imagine, that all these comments and beliefs come from the U.S.A. Which does not surprise me.
7:25
Its technically true though
You can sell one eye for money
The education system also failed with basic literacy skills; soo many spelling mistakes and bad grammar 😄
The Pearl Harbor person was a flat earther for sure
5:44 If that is true, I must have a lot of trouble forgiving people. Even after my overthinking makes me feel like I am the one in the wrong.
thing they don't mention about hyroxychloroquinine is that in some people, it can permanently scar the retinas.
1:06 why study science? -- That's it right there. I think this is the answer to all of those questions about why we should study some fundamentals of education, and certainly science.
Read " Fismans Fraud", the rise of Canadian Hate Science. You'll understand then how dangerous some so called science can be..and is.
Read Fismans Fraud...see the truth about the science
Id tell you why...but it gets deleted every time
Someone doesn't want you to know
4:05 :he is not wrong (because of the salt, without it, it should'nt change). He just negletected ice from the ground and thermal expansion of water.
That's some scary 💩
8:05 I actually don't think that's stupid, per se. I have read something that all of those foods are particularly beneficial to those corresponding organs. I need more information.
The Pearl Harbor one has to be satire.
Oh my gosh. That person thought you had to fly according to the conventional map representation of the Earth’s landmasses? Oh, must be a flat-earther…🤷🏻♀️
could have gone the other direction :)
@@kevinroche3334 Don't you get it? They don't believe in globes, so they think a map is a correct depiction of the Earth. But even so, why would the Japanese fly over a maritime route? It's a mystery...
@8:31: Best proposal EVER, now there's a 2nd chance to proove what's really true !
Don't get that shot to protect you from the chimney!
And we allow these people to vote because.....?
I feel like I’m actively losing brain matter when I hear about people like this.
It was nice knowing you all, humanity's fucked up
At 1:41, the Pearl Harbor one had a very interesting subtitle.