The Entire History Of Music
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 มิ.ย. 2024
- The entire history of music from the cavemen to 2008. Probably my most provoking video ever as A lot of people are very passionate about this subject so the reactions will be better. Watch as Kilian ignores jimmy Hendrix to stick to a bit. Well if you want to Mojo made a most important moments in music history. You can watch that.
Start 00:00
Pre history 00:54
First Civ 01:58
Ancient Times 02:51
Middle Ages 05:30
Renaissance 07:10
Baroque 08:50
Classical 11:04
Romance 13:59
1900 17:05
1950 20:30
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So this is what I meant when I said passion project. This was a lot of hard work so I hope you enjoy it. I know a lot of you wont because I missed "insert musician here"
I made a reddit thread for you to complain in www.reddit.com/r/kilian/comments/h7pxui/how_could_kilian_forget_megathread/?
love ya mate
Interesting take on your usual videos. A ton work was put into this. You deserve to be proud of what you did. I'm not enjoying it.
i need to pee
gg
Finally. An official list of the best music. Thank you, Dr. Killian.
"there is a reason music is a multi-billion industry while painting is mostly for furry commissions " that's the best dig at painting ever
I am mad. Now i will conquer europe.
@@2sadmwamdskmws We still need someone to unite the balkan, everyone failed so far. Big project, for big brains.
Now imagine hearing that line while having a friend who majored in painting.
@@2sadmwamdskmws then commit a warcrime?
Kind of true though. I have a friend that was always really good at art. He's in college, but it's super expensive. So he started taking commissions, and there were tons of people asking him to do furry porn. You would not believe the stuff that people would ask for, and they money that they would be willing to pay.
This level of shitposting takes more effort than just telling the actual facts imo
Were you trying to say lmao? Because imo there is no opinion here
@@mublysnubly3407 bruh
Yes, waaay more effort
mubly snubly it is their opinion, you’re just wrong.
Bruh what do you mean shitposting this is totally serious
kilian purposely mispronouncing bach just to piss people off is why he's my favourite
Parsley
@@wellshit9489 Payselly.
BATCH!
I am very tempted to send this to my father. He has a doctorate in Music and has been teaching music history for ~30 years.
*DEW IT*
Dewww itttt
what his reaction！please tell us
I need to know how this went
please tell us
Let's be honest "The Cheif Owns 99% of Furs" is still the best song in music history.
I fail to see how that song applies to our modern society.
Mobutu Obama yeah, YOU would
I would argue that "my girl got that mammoth booty" was his best work
clement hrangate nah that’s when he started selling out and caring more about clout than music.
Better than most "music" from after 2008
Plot twist: this was just an excuse for Kilian to use 100% public domain music
He he, I see what you did there. I'd like but it's at 69.
But the music is great nonetheless
Hey what does your profile say?
Haha, I heard Gordon City- That’s not public domain.
Sneaky.
There’s that song that comes from hercules.
I'm a music professor and I'm angry at how accurate this is.
Lol
Professor ! You’d admit the PRE history was a little vague though right ?
Considering Africa .
Lol
Your queer with them it's us native American started music and it was in a pow wow where the very first ones to start singing in our lyrics
@@gfgjggfg3448 English, man, do you speak it?
F
"and... by mistake, I cut France."
as wonderful as the rest of the video is, I think that line is the most Killian Experience you can get
But he made up for it a bit: The music playing at the end of the video while he says that is "Clair de lune" one of the best pieces by Debussy a french composer. Really beautiful piece for piano.
“His best song, smooth criminal”
Let’s agree to agree
No, no, let's just agree, because if you disagree, you're WRONG!
I like Thriller more.
Fight me, you panda. I have the backings of both the reptilian and manatee overlords.
Beat it you
The man in the mirror
All his songs are great
My fav was "they dont really care about us" and "man in the mirror"
"I covered [Mozart] in one of my previous Pokemon videos. Might sound weird if you're new to the channel."
The fact this didn't phase me until he pointed it out is the hidden gem of this video.
That was not Wolfgang laughing at me. It was ARCEUS.
@@purpleblah2 *Arkayus. N Salieri said Arkayus.
Father Nate was the one who said Arceus.
Same, like, he acknowledged it was weird and then my brain went” oh wait, that’s not normal is it”
He also used music from Mists of Pandaria
He has a bunch of references to his previous videos here, actually. Such as he being immortal, Beethoven being Korean, London being pronounced "Loan Dooun" and etc.
"Punk died 5 minutes later."
I feel attacked.
It went underground where it thrived and then morphed into Alternative Rock, where it re-emerged (thus not being "alternative" anymore and eventually died again)
Rock in general in the "mainstream" is either a bunch of 50-60year old dudes or prog-rock horse shit like Imagine Dragons.
Nobody write 2:30 distorted guitar driven, esoteric songs with killer hooks anymore. Everybody is all up in their feelings, but doesn't have any guts.
The fact that Abba's clothes tax reduction thing is a real thing made me appreciate this video even more.
Please explain!
@@MrWario999 www.theguardian.com/music/2014/feb/16/abba-outfits-tax-deduction-bjorn-ulvaeus
@@MrWario999 It is explained in this video
'I like music it's neat'
- philip von killian
Kilian
Kilian
Kilian
"Stay away, shite's cursed"
- Also Philip von Kilian
here's a fake. a poopoo head. someone who spells 'kilian' with two Ls. that guy was executed in prison
Kilian: "Let's all agree that the orchestra, is a tremendously stupid idea."
Proceeds to show a wind band.
Found the band kid
@@Ryan-rzx3 Ah darn, well I suppose it's about time.
Bruh, not even a mention to the lyrical masterpiece, "Who let the dogs out"?
Hoo hoo hoo hoo
@@davelabonte7806 kilian will do some research and let us know
“And Wagner never shared his opinion on anything ever” - This killed me 😂
That was quite funny but some people might think that Wagner and Verdi were really roommates. My seven year old loves watching videos on the history of classical music and takes this whole video quite literally.
reference to the fact that he was an anti-semite
Uh oh
It’s cool how kilian still makes videos even though he is stuck inside mine craft vr
Yeah he has a mine Apple.
There is a mod for minecraft where you can have a virtual computer, instruments and editing software.
The modding community has come a long way
I played a mod a few years ago where you could literally go on the internet
He escaped it in the end of the video and went to make himself some borscht
As an american, the american noises are absolutely correct.
Cheeseburger obesity firearms.
As well as "WHADDA YA MEAN IM NOT ALLOWED IN THE WALMART"
you mean PAZZA OBESITY FIREARMS
On the other hand, I would argue Trilby Americano, you Skinny Jeans e-Vape! Mmm, Kale.
You little tarnation football Fahrenheit, I’m gonna Constitution Thanksgiving Westward expansion and then you’ll be sorry!
Yeah, and funnily, all the rioting, looting, vandalism, raping and killing is happening in the areas where populace is unarmed. And funnily, many of the people against the 2nd amendment are now either proud new owners of firearm(s) or desperately trying to get one because they're all sold out. Because when a mob of retards shows up, there will be no evil popo to call for halp.
"In southern usa lived a lot of black people and they werent having a good time" lmaooo
And then he edited in a joke about how badly timed the joke was. Best joke in the video.
@@trashgamer7716 the best jokes is usually the worse timed jokes
"Putting 15 people in charge of tracking down all alcohol wen't GREAT!"
This is an exceedingly accurate statement summarizing the clusterfuck of prohibition, when you have an unpopular law forced through congress by a federal government that doesn't want to pay to enforce it so they tell the states to pay to enforce it, and how much money do you think they'll be willing to dedicate to enforcing the law if that state didn't want prohibition? Hell, the states that WANTED prohibition still didn't want to pay to enforce it because no one wants to pay for anything so it got put at the bottom of the list.
Nice lecture on prohibition, but the video is about music
next video: Kilian hits every high note in 'Take on me' perfectly
I need this
A User I swear he did it in some other video once right?
@@biponacci now that I think about it that might be true, but it was probably in the outro so It would be hard to check
@Biponacci ProZD did this. He's pretty funny, but I unfollowed him after he sperged hard on twitter.
I’ve seen it in my dreams...
It will happen.
I already know for a fact Killian's one and only true music is Swedish Viking Metal
And the greatest swedish musician, Philip Van Killian
Hello there My brother let's Raid a Village
just gonna say into the motherland the german army march
I’d like your comment but it’s on 69
@@hoiblobvis oh, i see where this is going
I was born in the wrong generation. I wish I was born when "My Girl GOT THAT MAMMOTH BOOTY" was made. People back then had much better taste
The part with Verdi and Wagner is my favourite. I love how Killian couldn't help holding a laugh while singing the Valkyrie theme.
Fun fact: When someone appears on a piece of Ancient Greek pottery with a lyre, it’s probably because the painting is depicting a play of that story event and not the story itself
Wait really? Why is it like that?
@@jeltje50 easier to paint probably
I read somewhere the jars were used to advertise or commemorate the theatrical festivals
@@kirbyw.3451 The worlds second most famous painting in the world, a painting of Leonardo da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa!
Burned Edits Sometimes it was advertisements, even commemorative, Athenians appreciation for their theatrical festivals was a big selling angle for potters and ceramics artists.
*'console engineer Soulja Boy'*
"And that was how the music died... not with a bang, but a *YOOOOOOOOUU* "
this part single-handedly took my life
I fucking love your profile picture
I live for this shit
The best part is he was mostly serious when he said console engineer
@@john_varlet Right? The best part about that joke is that it was essentially not a joke. Life: Stranger than fiction.
This is the most chaotic neutral youtube channel i've ever seen and I love it
"Reginald Dwight
Bottom Text"
Either a mistake or the greatest subtle joke on youtube.
Please explain this to me, I'm unsmart
Reginald Dwight is Elton John
Are you saying Reggie is a bottom?
Before Heavy Metal was invented, there was Heavy Wood.
Heavy stone (rock) actually.
No no you both got it wrong, it was heavy ores
Between them was light rovk
Which is short for Heavy Woodstock
(Wooden) hammer smashed face
Genuinely better than the class I took on art history in college. I'm dead serious, this is way more interesting.
Maybe that’s just art college being dull though
this is more interesting than existing tbh
It does go through a surprising amount of important points in history. Like I'm impressed by Killian.
I suppose there's no other reason you'd take a class in art history lmao
There's no point to taking art history unless if you're going to become a museum curator, and museums are always boring.
GREAT video, copied every word for my music dissertation and got a "see me after class" so I'm in there boys. Learnt a lot, loved a lot, lived a lot. Keep it up
Memes and Jokes, this is your Magnum Opus, the greatest video you ever created.
Thank you for the effort.
It will be stolen by some record label within nanoseconds.
"Do you want to know who the Egyptian god of music was? So do I! Got enough different answers to write a pokerap"
Absolutely lost it.
can you explain?
I hate you for "Land down Under" at the introduction of Austria
i spent way too long trying to find out what track that was
You meant the land of Korean composers?
Thanks Satan
@@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook
Ayyy, north korean ones?😂
Best music joke 9/10.
The Verdi/Wagner exchange is incredible.
It is also 200% correct, we have the documents to prove it, after all.
The sheer amount of references in this video is astounding. Honestly a masterpiece. Thank you Kilian!
Kilian is the best historian. Who hasn’t learnt everything important in life from Kilian
Jillian? Is that Killians brother made out of jelly?
I just love how you BOTH w
wrote his name wrong...TWICE
Clearly they were referring to Killian who was framed by Kilian so that he could make his escape after being imprisoned for tax evasion
warsaw riiiiiseeeee
who's killian, we only know kilian
"Some girls controlled the spice, thus controlled the galaxy."
Of all the jokes in this video, this is the one that made me laugh hardest. And that's saying something.
@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread
...No. Dune.
@@collegerebel No 'insert Sci-Fi-game with 'dust' as money or as part of an upgrade system here'.
@@vinniethepuuh7553 Dune is older than them all so therefor the og
@Brownskikuca Garlic Bread Bruhhh. I'm literally playing spore!
I thought it was supposed to be a Reference to the Indian Ocean Spice Trade which was extremely profitable Back then
‘Bike Germans’
Gekoloniseerd🇳🇱
Its 'fiets' in Tulipland.
Die West - Kolonien machen sich gut wie ich sehe 👁👁
"If one your musicians didn't make it, I did it to spite"
I'm actually genuinely surprised that one of my musicians DID make it. Was "Dragostea din tei" THAT big of a hit?
O da, frate, cântecul acela este versiunea Balkanicã a lui Gangnam Style
(Oh yes, brother, that song is the Balkan's version of Gangnam Style)
I don't know if the song itself was that giant of a hit in the rest of the world originally, but the original numa numa meme was and possibly contributed?
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Inca un motiv pentru care asta e cel mai bun video al lui Kilian
Fun fact, the song Killian is using when the Lyre shows up is called Seikilos epitaph and is the oldest surviving composition complete with written notation.
Proof?
Killian? researching? unsubscribed.
@@michaelandreipalon359 allthatsinteresting.com/seikilos-epitaph
@@jamesstewart7784 Thanks. I'm surprised that our fave red panda does his research (or maybe he's pseudo-immortal).
@@michaelandreipalon359 Killian is definitely fully immortal.
25:21
"Featuring his best song smooth criminal, that's the only fact in this entire video that I will defend."
Completely caught off guard by the seriousness in this statement
i’ve taken actual music history classes. broad-stroking gregorian chants by calling them all “halo music” is completely accurate actually
Me a german:
"Johann" good
"Sebastian" oh is someon finally going to pronounce it correctly?
"Backch" AHHHHH NOOOOOO THE PAIN THE AGONY!
*Me, a German
Okay but like 2 seconds later he says it the right way right?
so it must be pronounced like Batch then?
AHHH I thought I was the only one feeling this pain
He's probably doing it intentionally, he's Swedish
20:20 "a musician didn't do this, a painter did"
this had me dying
One of the best parts imo
Just name three famous artist of the 2000 without googling it.
I forgot what I wanted to reach with this.
@@Juzusa Adolf hitler, leonardo da vinci, dali.
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As a viola player I’m sad you didn’t mention my instrument but glad because realistically nothing good comes from people paying attention to us.
As a violinist, yeah, I'd be happier not being mentioned.
@@elloo98 I have yet to understand y’all lol
"Ah, the heated icetea people!"
S U B S C R I B E D
Too bad there was no Eurobeat in here. Also, how many likes for 'Kilian sings Take on me'?
What's you favourite eurobeat track?
I like futureland, wheelpower n' go and redline.
@@Otzkar Some of my favorites are: Never Again, Set My Love In flames, and Get It All Right. The last two aren't very well known, but certainly worth a listen.
Now, when will Kilian do a documentary on the Entire History of Animation/Cartoons?
I love how unpredictable but always brilliant his videos are.
I found this video very predictable because I have a master’s degree in music history which means that I knew every fact in this video. You should’ve studied more before watching this video. Big downvote
@@randtheone3736 keanu chungus big reeves epic wholesum reddit Minecraft moment 100 everyone liked that
@@fbi6893 you're sooooo funny
@@randtheone3736 Good.
22:11 it feels good knowing that people are learning my language with the proper accent
20:18 “It’s worth pointing out that a musicians didn’t do this, a painter did.” 😂
3:36
mouse visible at the bottom.
I'ts disappointing that this completely serious video has a fault like that, very unprofessional
Sad
How can one unsee it?
×_× oh no......
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And they thought kilian couldn’t make a perfect video
Well he does it in every upload, i wouldn't think this one could be any different
I like how Ugg already made club27 a thing 200k years ago. What a legend.
Hey Kilian, I haven't watched your videos in like 2-3 years but this one caught my interest as I've spent at least 6 weeks studying music too and I have to say that this is one of the most enjoyable videos I've seen on your channel so far! Also your different accents were also very enjoyable lol
I love how halfway through Killian stops updating the chapter names and it's just stuck on "Romance"
Later that happened with the 1950s
"Shite's cursed"
A pretty great summary of the whole video.
I hope there is one on the other arts.
30:22
I did a spit take, and I wasn't even drinking anything.
Woaw this was so far your best work . Realy amazing. The amount of detail and a good red line to folow was realy professional!
The year is 2020 and Kilian is no longer making Garbage Guides to video games because the real world is far more entertaining.
The clone hero guy has returned
"Kilian is the most knowledgeable music historian in the history"
-Salieri
I like how the Greek music is from Disney's Hecules.
Fitting that the first song should be about the existential crisis of existence.
15:33 Never before have I spent so much time watching one man talk to himself in accents
Tell Hanna-Barbera to get this man a job!
Kilians animation skills are definitely improving
They contorted their bodies in such a lifelike manner.
Just glad you managed to live this long, thank you for your knowledge Mr Killian.
Kilian's Spanish accent/lisp is the best thing I've heard all year. Thank you Kilian for wonderful contribution to the history the universe.
A new killian video, all we could need in these times
Dang it! I died when I saw the amazing band of “Ring Starr: And his background bruvs”
I never write TH-cam comments but this was the damn best 30 Minutes invested into a video in whole 2020! Thank you a lot for your amazing work.
27:05 I’ve watched this video like 5 times and only on my 5th watch have I clocked the Dune reference. Bravo Kilian. Bravo
Didnt mention 'A cruel Angel's thesis' a single time. 0/10
A cruel angels slam
I mean he did cut out all of France which unfortunately cut out all of Anime music too
J pop and anime themes were a mistake
A swede complimented a Norwegian piece of media, I can now die happy
I can help you with that
U don't get it we only hate Denmark
You forgot the greatest musician of all time: K. K. Slider.
^^^^^^^
This
Did Luke from OutsideXbox brainwash you or something?
This was fantastic Killian. Thanks.
"And that was it, music was dead. It didn't end with a bang, it ended with a YOUUU."
Well it says “The Beatles” on the drum at 22:46 so I’m pretty sure that they were called “The Cat Empire”.
Great video! Super fun to watch. Thank you! :-)
“There was a ringing noise, in their eyes”
“Bill Haley released ‘rock around the clock’ without the noise”
That damn UGG, he started all this mess.
Legend has it that his son UMG owns the copyright for music and to this day he still copyright claims everything containing music.
Couldn't be a hunter, couldn't be a gatherer, had to be a freaking hand-clapper.
It's insane how Killian manages to make an extremely compact and comprehensive while still totally correct run-down of the most essential parts of the history of music and then distorts his nice summary with the Killian jokes that we know and love, which improves the experience so much :D I'm so happy I found your channel back when I got recommended your Stardew-Valley garbage guide while I was trying to actually find out how the garbage bins work in that game, best accidental find ever :D
Literally same way I found him lol
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Epic!!! I can't wait for more of these series!
You are amazing. I laughed out loud for nearly the whole video.
“And Wagner never shared his opinion on anything ever” Phew that was a close one
Came down here to the comments section to see who noticed that.
Ion get it
@@matteofaccin6636 Wagner was incredibly antisemetic
@@BagelEnjoyer Damn it's been over a year and I only now find out, thanks mate👍
“Died at the age of 27” Brilliant!
Killian, this might be your greatest concentration of dank memes yet, and I love it.
Loved this. Laughing all the way through.
the continuity of having beethoven writtren in korean brings a tear to my eye
1:45 it's not a coincidence he mentioned 27, the 27 club is a genuine phenomenon where many musicians and other celebrities died at the age of 27. Clearly this video is extremely well researched.
Unsubscribed.
First I was disappointed that so few people besides me and you noticed this. However, this video is ridiculously jam packed with subtle and lore friendly jokes. I missed many of them my first viewing. I cant hold it against everybody... yet.
learn how to time stamp, you 3head
1:45
Lmao timestamp
While "The 27 Club" is a thing, it has about as much credibility as a phenomenon as the Mandela Effect
entertaining 😌
thank you for your content!
Hearing Killian break after Wagner at 16:11 is a joy.
I thought you invented music.
Obviously the great Kim Jong Il invented music
This is the history of human music kilian would need his own video
Man i was born in the wrong generation
How i wish i was alive during Killian's time
Every generation is Killian's generation. He's immortal, this history is all his first-hand observations.
The Red Panda doesn't observe time as mortals do. A red Panda is eternal.
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15:33 this is among the funniest parts of any Kilian video
Enjoyable video. Funny commentary. Thanks for posting.
Surprised you didn't mention paganini, the guy who was accused of selling his soul to the devil for his violin skills. Also died broke because he gambled away all his money.
Waited the whole video for ABBA and wasn’t disappointed
LOL this is funnnnny AF wow. was not expecting this!
"Chopin played the piano with 3 hands" I think that's pretty accurate