Every time I watch this I wish that King and the blonde heiress had a better movie to be in. :/ [ETA - I stand by my earlier opinion that the "heroes" in this dung heap of a film all seem more menacing and stalker-y than Lombardi himself. In fact, at his most menacing C.L. looks and sounds no more terrifying than a peeved senior who found a stray beer can on his lawn.]
Lance Fuller: claims to be a "farmboy", but for some reason pretends to be a scientist. He gets a lot of dialogue, but mumbles through virtually all of it, often trailing off in the process. He has zero personality, charm or wisdom, yet women onscreen beg for his attention and men crave his professional opinions and the police obey his every command. He stands, stares and mumbles- that's practically *all* he does- and for no reason at all, he survives & gets the girl.
I watch this at night so I can SLEEP!
Sleep!
“Eisenhower, PI!”
“The Dallas Cowboys training camp”
“Ah, the Exxon Valdez beach”
"Ow. My elbow."
Dr. Carlo Lombardi---Endorsed by KING the DOG!
I BARKED MY ASS OFF!
This is a top ten episode in my opinion. So good.
I don't know what it is about movies from the 1950's, but they're my favorite MST3K material.
Every time I watch this I wish that King and the blonde heiress had a better movie to be in. :/
[ETA - I stand by my earlier opinion that the "heroes" in this dung heap of a film all seem more menacing and stalker-y than Lombardi himself. In fact, at his most menacing C.L. looks and sounds no more terrifying than a peeved senior who found a stray beer can on his lawn.]
"Deep Sleep." "Chicago Style."
The kind you get after half a bottle of malort.
"Thank you for meeting me here at the sound stage near the beach" @12:30
"He did what I said without a word."
"That's because he's a DOG!"
Lance Fuller: claims to be a "farmboy", but for some reason pretends to be a scientist. He gets a lot of dialogue, but mumbles through virtually all of it, often trailing off in the process. He has zero personality, charm or wisdom, yet women onscreen beg for his attention and men crave his professional opinions and the police obey his every command. He stands, stares and mumbles- that's practically *all* he does- and for no reason at all, he survives & gets the girl.
"Fear, eleation, despair, love, joy, concern, concern, hunger, what Lance?"
I hate that guy so much I wish he was Mitchell.
Ow, my elbow. LOL Clearly nobody cared when they made this movie.
That's one elegant man hand(thumbnail).
Where's Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi?
Communicate with my butt lol
Hiliarous episode good riffing and geat host segments problem is they could have riffed it better in my opinion 😊
Yeah it was tough to rank this one among the so many other great episodes.
@@wileyschmitt I think it's decent, not fabulous. Great finish, though. "If there was *ever* a movie I wanted to put into a stump grinder..."
The scene with the man and woman discussing liking coffee isn't from She-Creature?
Nope. That was from The Skydivers, an even more schlocky film