German City Starter Pack: > Bakeries and Pharmacies (Apotheken) everywhere > Pedestrian Zones; overdrowded, empty at Night > At least 50 Aldi, Lidl, Rewe, or Edeka Shops, always at the most annoying spots > Beautiful Churches, nobody ever enters
As an Italian living in Erfurt, I can confirm that the most fun I've had in the 3 years I've lived here was when I broke a rib after slipping on an ice slab outside Edeka and I had to listen to a random paramedic ranting about RB Leipzig being shit while he gave me some morphine
For our international viewers: 0:00 Cologne has its own local kind of beer, called "Kölsch". It's lighter than other German Beers. People from Cologne celebrate it, while many from other parts of Germany think it tastes like piss. 0:03 Bonn, despite being a relatively small city, used to be the capital of West Germany, mostly because the first chancellor of West Germany, Konrad Adenauer, was from there. After German reunification, the capital was moved to Berlin again, making Bonn largely irrelevant. 0:06 I don't know if there's a joke I'm missing out on here, but Düsseldorf has one the largest Japanese communities of any European city. Also they have the reputation of being posh, especially in contrast to their archrival Cologne (though posh isn't the same as feminine, so there might actually be a joke I'm not getting here) 0:11 Münster is known as "Fahrradstadt" (Bike town) because of its good bicycle infrastructure. Many people there get around by bike, rather than car or public transport. 0:17 Frankfurt has been called Germany "most criminal city" because it used to have the most crimes committed out of any German city. 0:25 Honestly, I don't get this one. Pretty much the only thing Kaiserslautern is known for is its football club, so that might allude to football fans. 0:29 Swabians (people from Stuttgart and the region surrounding it) have a reputation for being stingy. 0:34 Heidelberg is a small, wealthy, and beautiful town with an old, prestigious university. You won't find many poor people there. 0:40 Bayern Munich is the most successful German football team, and they have been completely dominating the Bundesliga (German Premier League) for decades, to the point where people have become disinterested in German football, since they pretty much know that Bayern München will be the champion again each year. 0:46 Though Nuremberg is located within the federal state of Bavaria, the region is known as Franken, and they have their own distinct cultural identity from the Bavarians to the south. Both Franks and Bavarians are very adamant that they are NOT the same. 0:55 Dresden is the capital of the federal state of Saxony, which is one the most right-wing regions of Germany. Dresden has been the center of fascist protests for decades, but particularly since the refugee crisis of 2015/16. 1:00 Leipzig is the other big city of Saxony. Saxony has its own dialect, which is by far the most hated and ridiculed out of all German dialects. 1:08 Erfurt is the capital of Thuringia, a state in the middle of Germany where pretty much nothing is happening. 1:17 For a capital of a rich European country, Berlin is doing quite poorly financially, with mountains of debt. This is a point of anger particularly to the rich states in the south, who pay more into federal funds than they get back. 1:22 Potsdam was the capital of Prussia, and used to be much more important than the neighboring Berlin. However, with Berlin growing steadily and the city becoming overcrowded, Potsdam has effectively been dragged into the capital's orbit. 1:29 Rostock is a city in East Germany. Hartz IV is the German unemployment benefit. After reunification, the East suffered terribly, with high unemployment, and by and large the East is still lagging behind. The joke would work for any East German city really, but I guess the other ones mentioned so far had other attributes to be parodied. 1:35 Just a pun. Though I don't know whether they are referring to the German word 'kielholen' (keelhaul), which has 'Kiel' in it. It also fits because Kiel is a port town. I guess people from Kiel hear that pun often? 1:41 Hamburg was the site of the G20 summit some years ago. There were loads of counterprotests to the summit, but also militant protesters burning cars, smashing store windows, and basically laying waste to the city centre. It was a huge thing in the media at the time (with debates about the supposed danger of 'left wing terrorism' and so on). Lots of people on social media were actually posting that Spongebob meme ('We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!') in response to the whole thing. 1:47 There's an old proto-meme from the early days of the internet, the 'Bielefeld conspiracy', saying that the city of Bielefeld doesn't exist - it's all a hoax. Since Bielefeld is largely irrelevant for most Germans (apart from the people who actually live there, of course), most people will be happy to bring up the joke as soon as Bielefeld is mentioned. 1:51 'Moin' is a common greeting in all of Germany, but especially in the North. In other regions, it may be restricted to casual settings, or only used in the morning, but in Northern Germany, it is generally used at all occasions, at any time of day. 1:54 Hannover, despite being one of the biggest German cities, is notable for not being notable. When compared to other big German cities, they are quite lacking in distinctive local customs, traditions and the like. They are also said to speak the 'purest', most 'standard' German. 1:57 Saarland is the smallest federal state (apart from the city states) and largely irrelevant to most people from other regions. So, yeah, the usual incest joke about a remote and rural part of the country. 2:00 The name of the city 'Essen' just means 'food'. 2:02 Those are all medium-sized cities of the Rhine-Ruhr region. This used to be the industrial heartland of Germany, with coal mines, factories and so on springing up in the 19th century. Most of the industry is gone now, and these cities suffer from unemployment and poverty and the like. Also, since the old factory buildings are mostly still there, they are by and large not pretty to look at.
The joke about Kaiserslautern is that the City is well known for its large American military bases, particular the famous (or better infamous) Ramstein Air Base. The joke is based on the idea that because of all the noise from the military drills and training. That the avrage person could not sleep particulary well. I used this joke as a filler. Mostly because I did want to get atleast 1 city in every Bundesland. But I had no ideas for the Rhineland Palatinate besides it. But I got a good slander for a diffrent Rheinlandian city, Mainz, in my second video.
@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 Ramstein is an Air Force Base. I think it would have been clearer if you used plane footage instead of explosions. Great video nontheless.
You've never even been outside of your region??? Never going outside of your home country is one thing (especially is its big), but never going outside of your home region must suck, man...
As someone from Hannover, i can 100% confirm that everything you can do in Lower Saxony is either for old people, really obscure, or relatively far apart.
I grew up in Salzgitter, Lower Saxony; probably one of the most boring places in Germany. When I did my high school degree, one of the categories you could get voted into in the yearbook was 'will never move out of Salzgitter', and that was considered a huge insult.
@@rincky8506 My hometown has one attraction, the "Path of the Stones" (Pfad der Steine), a hiking trail with a bunch of tablets with information about the last ice age and how a glacier formed the region. Its like that everywhere in Lower Saxony: Almost every town has some obscure "attraction".
The "kiel yourself" one isnt really a thing so as someone who actually lives in kiel id suggest: "the sunniest day in kiel" paired with the reporter getting hit by a flying stop sign
objection: make a meme about the Kieler Woche, the biggest sailing festival in the world, but not even the locals give two shits about the sailing part (we just get drunk and chill at the free concerts)
0:03 When the capital was moved from Bonn to Berlin, everyone told the people of Bonn that they would still be relevant and that the government would make sure to keep Bonn as an important city. Now look what happened :(
As someone from Bielefeld, I can 100% confirm that we do exactly that each and every time we enter our city. But Cologne, Heidelberg and Hannover are so damn accurate as well. I forgor something: Sprich deutsch du...
Some Stereotypes I’d like to see in a potential Sequel: -Gambling in Schleswig Holstein -Driving in Flensburg -Kleinwalsertal (wether or not they’re bavarian or austrian)
The Heidelberg part is so true: Our two "problematic neighborhoods" are the Boxberg and the Emmertsgrund. Both of them are located near to the forest on a hill, so one can have a nice view of the Rhine valley.
Eppelheim ist ja nun auch nicht ganz ohne. Schönste Erinnerung: Messerstecherei mit Schwerverletzten vorm Dönerladen an der Hauptstraße. Aber is ja technisch betrachtet auch nicht mehr Heidelberg.
@@tarikdamm7528 Wer hier sagt, dass Eppelheim zu Heidelberg gehört, der bekommt von uns so lange Capri-Sonne zwangseinverleibt bis er am Zuckerschock stirbt!!! Nee, Spaß bei Seite, ich glaube das kommt bei Eppelheim stark drauf an wo man wohnt. Es gibt ja quasi das "Sozialwohnungs-Eppelheim" und das "gut-betuchte-Boomer-Eppelheim". Ich für meinen Teil hatte bis jetzt noch nie Probleme.
@@22dolls19 I know, apart from the "brutalist architecture", it's actually kinda nice in Boxberg and Emmertsgrund. It's just that both neighbourhoods once had a certain reputation. I really remember the drug lab in Emmertsgrund.
@@thecakeisalie6392 Rural Westphalia is beautiful and quite wealthy. it is the large cities in the Ruhr areas that suck, most of them not even belonging to historical westphalia.
Seems a bit harsh. In 2018 I was forced to spend four hours in the train station there (because, you know, Deutsche Bahn) and frankly, it was one of the more comfy german train stations to spend time in.
In just moved from Dortmund to Duisburg work related. Same same but different. South is nice, North is...ehhh...something :D Pott is still love, ugly love!
A very accurate depiction of germany, you could have also added Pirmasens to the Fallout 4 meme. It's literally the Detroid of germany, a town built for around 70.000 people in which only 40 - 45.000 people actually live, once the shoe main manufacturer of germany, now there are only the headquarters of some small factorys left. The town with the lowest life expectency and highest depression rate in the entire country and not to forget, the highest in debt town in germany too. It was also a sad moment for the city, when the US army left in the late 80s/ early 90s.
@@rilpergonien_official du bist dumm. Österreich ist auf der anderen Seite du vollpfosten. Vogtland ist oberhalb von Bayern, neben Tschechien und Thüringen. Lies ein Buch du Idiot.
@MagenDarm ich würde ja sagen das Erzgebirge ist schlimmer, aber als Chemnitzer lieg ich ja genau dazwischen und um erlich zu sein merk ich keinen Unterschied zwischen den Dialekten...
@@Proxima_Livion Das sagen mir tatsächlich einige, aber die Sachsen unter sich können meist die ganzen Regionen zuordnen und wer aus welcher Ecke kommt.. 😅 obwohl ich sagen muss, dass vogtländisch echt übel ist. Das kannst du fast gar nicht mehr als deutsch bezeichnen…
sometimes youtube recommends europe slander videos to me but i haven't seen one that featured germany, i was hoping for it tho. this is even better than only getting one meme about my country, thank you
I don't know much about Germany, but I like the fact that people from "Essen" like food... Because I think Essen is literally the verb in German for "Eat".
We even have a dad joke about this that is going to translate very poorly. What did god say when he created the Ruhr area (where Essen is located)? Food is ready! Or in German, Essen ist fertig!
@@fo_1162 Bundesgebietsneugliederung mit der Auflösung von RLP und Saarland, und Neugründungen hin zu dem wahren "Rheinland-Pfalz), Hessen(-Nassau) und Westfalen. Wenn das Rheinland ein eigenständiges Bundesland wird, dann wird wahrscheinlich Bonn die neue Landeshauptstadt werden, sonst wird es Koblenz im wahren "Rheinland-Pfalz"
Being a Japanese exchange student living in NRW, I laughed so hard at all the jokes (especially those about Cologne, Bonn, Düsseldorf, Duisburg 🤣)… Thumbs up for the editor. P.S. the song used btw is called “Romance Sengen” by Kaneko Ayano and at 1:56 the lyrics says “ロマンス、そろそろロマンスどうにかしなくちゃ (o I gotta, I gotta do somethin' 'bout this romance)” and it goes perfectly with the clip where the incest joke about Saarland comes in 🤣🤣🤣
@@XDerNetteMannX People who are interested in history may notice it for Weimar, Jena and maybe Gotha. Erfurt also is a very pretty city (one of the best-preserved bigger cities in Germany) that is very nice to walk around.
@@gunterification Not at all why the far right is so popular there. In fact most locals don´t hate the DDR at all and you are just showing your ignorance.
0:06 Düsseldorf has a thing called "Japanday" because of its many Japanese residents. Weebs from all over the region decided to gather here frequently. Also that video of the cybergoths dancing underneath a bridge ... also here.
As a Colonian ("Kölner" in German) I can say this is quite accurate. I also lived in Bielefeld and Wuppertal and those are also represented pretty well.
You in Ruhrgebiet... Looked out of the window here in Hamm - yeah, looks just like that. Also, bike traffic in Münster, to where I try and fail to resettle for years now.
I like this format of learning some new stuff about another country. I, as a Dutchman, should know a lot more about Germany but alas, I have not jet seen much of the world yet. This is a really entertaining way to ease into some of that.
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this is the best and quickest way to learn about other countries culture
If you‘re into shallow stereotypes that don‘t even resemble the truth, then sure.
from out of all the youtubers to find I did not expect car pal
go make Steve die in a car wreck or something
truly the Max Power way
@@lennyjay8390 There is the slightest grain of truth in all of them though.
@@lennyjay8390 Stereotypes are born from exaggerated truths. Take the core concept and you are good
German City Starter Pack:
> Bakeries and Pharmacies (Apotheken) everywhere
> Pedestrian Zones; overdrowded, empty at Night
> At least 50 Aldi, Lidl, Rewe, or Edeka Shops, always at the most annoying spots
> Beautiful Churches, nobody ever enters
Mostly small towns tho
dont forget the drug stores: Rossmann and DM everywhere
@@rmhaven142 how coud I
@@rmhaven142 and an average of 2 Greek restaurants, 3 Chinese restaurants, 5 Pizza restaurants, 7 Kebap Houses and 12 run down Fast Food restaurants
Forgot to mention how even in the most remote settlements everyone and their mom became an E-Girl around August 2021 and no one knows why
As an Italian living in Erfurt, I can confirm that the most fun I've had in the 3 years I've lived here was when I broke a rib after slipping on an ice slab outside Edeka and I had to listen to a random paramedic ranting about RB Leipzig being shit while he gave me some morphine
Sounds like a riot.
Added to my places to move to
Only thing erfurt has is a shit load of drugs
He's not wrong though
Drug use doesnt count 😂
Not saying "Moin" in Bremen and Northwestern Germany in general is a death sentence.
Using two syllable "Hello" instead of one syllable "Moin" 🤢
@@christopherstein2024 or even worse "Moin Moin". Complete insanity!
Welcome to Jackass..
Servus!
@@claraf.6833 klappe, labertasche
As a german I can confirm this is real footage of germany
German shepard?
I gave you a Like so you could fill up the 1000.
As someone from Frankfurt I can confirm that's actually real footage of me going through the Bahnhofsviertel
@@irgendeinname9256As someone from India who's never been to Germany, I can confirm Innenstadt II 💀 (I have friends there)
@@Iskatel.PriklyucheniyAs german shepard, i can confirm that this is my favourite video on youtube.
For our international viewers:
0:00 Cologne has its own local kind of beer, called "Kölsch". It's lighter than other German Beers. People from Cologne celebrate it, while many from other parts of Germany think it tastes like piss.
0:03 Bonn, despite being a relatively small city, used to be the capital of West Germany, mostly because the first chancellor of West Germany, Konrad Adenauer, was from there. After German reunification, the capital was moved to Berlin again, making Bonn largely irrelevant.
0:06 I don't know if there's a joke I'm missing out on here, but Düsseldorf has one the largest Japanese communities of any European city. Also they have the reputation of being posh, especially in contrast to their archrival Cologne (though posh isn't the same as feminine, so there might actually be a joke I'm not getting here)
0:11 Münster is known as "Fahrradstadt" (Bike town) because of its good bicycle infrastructure. Many people there get around by bike, rather than car or public transport.
0:17 Frankfurt has been called Germany "most criminal city" because it used to have the most crimes committed out of any German city.
0:25 Honestly, I don't get this one. Pretty much the only thing Kaiserslautern is known for is its football club, so that might allude to football fans.
0:29 Swabians (people from Stuttgart and the region surrounding it) have a reputation for being stingy.
0:34 Heidelberg is a small, wealthy, and beautiful town with an old, prestigious university. You won't find many poor people there.
0:40 Bayern Munich is the most successful German football team, and they have been completely dominating the Bundesliga (German Premier League) for decades, to the point where people have become disinterested in German football, since they pretty much know that Bayern München will be the champion again each year.
0:46 Though Nuremberg is located within the federal state of Bavaria, the region is known as Franken, and they have their own distinct cultural identity from the Bavarians to the south. Both Franks and Bavarians are very adamant that they are NOT the same.
0:55 Dresden is the capital of the federal state of Saxony, which is one the most right-wing regions of Germany. Dresden has been the center of fascist protests for decades, but particularly since the refugee crisis of 2015/16.
1:00 Leipzig is the other big city of Saxony. Saxony has its own dialect, which is by far the most hated and ridiculed out of all German dialects.
1:08 Erfurt is the capital of Thuringia, a state in the middle of Germany where pretty much nothing is happening.
1:17 For a capital of a rich European country, Berlin is doing quite poorly financially, with mountains of debt. This is a point of anger particularly to the rich states in the south, who pay more into federal funds than they get back.
1:22 Potsdam was the capital of Prussia, and used to be much more important than the neighboring Berlin. However, with Berlin growing steadily and the city becoming overcrowded, Potsdam has effectively been dragged into the capital's orbit.
1:29 Rostock is a city in East Germany. Hartz IV is the German unemployment benefit. After reunification, the East suffered terribly, with high unemployment, and by and large the East is still lagging behind. The joke would work for any East German city really, but I guess the other ones mentioned so far had other attributes to be parodied.
1:35 Just a pun. Though I don't know whether they are referring to the German word 'kielholen' (keelhaul), which has 'Kiel' in it. It also fits because Kiel is a port town. I guess people from Kiel hear that pun often?
1:41 Hamburg was the site of the G20 summit some years ago. There were loads of counterprotests to the summit, but also militant protesters burning cars, smashing store windows, and basically laying waste to the city centre. It was a huge thing in the media at the time (with debates about the supposed danger of 'left wing terrorism' and so on). Lots of people on social media were actually posting that Spongebob meme ('We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!') in response to the whole thing.
1:47 There's an old proto-meme from the early days of the internet, the 'Bielefeld conspiracy', saying that the city of Bielefeld doesn't exist - it's all a hoax. Since Bielefeld is largely irrelevant for most Germans (apart from the people who actually live there, of course), most people will be happy to bring up the joke as soon as Bielefeld is mentioned.
1:51 'Moin' is a common greeting in all of Germany, but especially in the North. In other regions, it may be restricted to casual settings, or only used in the morning, but in Northern Germany, it is generally used at all occasions, at any time of day.
1:54 Hannover, despite being one of the biggest German cities, is notable for not being notable. When compared to other big German cities, they are quite lacking in distinctive local customs, traditions and the like. They are also said to speak the 'purest', most 'standard' German.
1:57 Saarland is the smallest federal state (apart from the city states) and largely irrelevant to most people from other regions. So, yeah, the usual incest joke about a remote and rural part of the country.
2:00 The name of the city 'Essen' just means 'food'.
2:02 Those are all medium-sized cities of the Rhine-Ruhr region. This used to be the industrial heartland of Germany, with coal mines, factories and so on springing up in the 19th century. Most of the industry is gone now, and these cities suffer from unemployment and poverty and the like. Also, since the old factory buildings are mostly still there, they are by and large not pretty to look at.
The joke about Kaiserslautern is that the City is well known for its large American military bases, particular the famous (or better infamous) Ramstein Air Base. The joke is based on the idea that because of all the noise from the military drills and training. That the avrage person could not sleep particulary well.
I used this joke as a filler. Mostly because I did want to get atleast 1 city in every Bundesland. But I had no ideas for the Rhineland Palatinate besides it. But I got a good slander for a diffrent Rheinlandian city, Mainz, in my second video.
@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 Ramstein is an Air Force Base. I think it would have been clearer if you used plane footage instead of explosions. Great video nontheless.
Respekt!
Epic explanation! Also, your English writing is impeccable.
Greetings from Mexico.
As someone from the United States, I want to say thank you for sharing this information. :3
As an Italian who has never gone out of Veneto, I confirm this is accurate
Basato e padano
Now we only need a Japanese person!
You've never even been outside of your region??? Never going outside of your home country is one thing (especially is its big), but never going outside of your home region must suck, man...
Viaggia il mondo frate, e bellissimo fidati.
Ah another Italian. Greetings my friend
as polish person I can assure all of you this video is 100% true (I have been collecting strawberries in various of places)
*Asparagus
Strawberries is for the workers we want to treat well, tak?
@@theultimatefreak666 yes my German master
Thank you
Spargelschäler ( i am polish )
Sylter when normal people use the 9€-Ticket to travel to their island:
The sped up lawyer rant from bee movie
Why can I picture that perfectly in my head XD
This fits perfectly
Good one
idk but i wouldn't call the antifants "normal"
I've heard it soo many times and I still don't understand the fucking 9 Euro Ticket to Sylt meme lol
fun fact: despite me being brazillian i recognised a lot of these cities from euro truck simulator 2
Kkkkkkkkk
:)
I dont Know why i laughed so hard 😂
Haha, nice
Outro br por essas áreas
Love how the Bremen one did not only show how much we love our local greeting, but also captured the general spirit in our area
you could replace the Bremen part with “When you’re poor in Schwachhausen” and it’d still be true
In the rest of northern germany you would just be treated as the outsider you just proven yourself to be, but only Bremen would react so passionatly
as someone who has never been to Germany, this is very accurate
As someone Germany very
As someone from Hannover, i can 100% confirm that everything you can do in Lower Saxony is either for old people, really obscure, or relatively far apart.
True, I live in Lower Saxony and the biggest attraction my city has is a cement adventure trail.
@@rincky8506 Sounds ... interesting...
I grew up in Salzgitter, Lower Saxony; probably one of the most boring places in Germany. When I did my high school degree, one of the categories you could get voted into in the yearbook was 'will never move out of Salzgitter', and that was considered a huge insult.
@@rincky8506 My hometown has one attraction, the "Path of the Stones" (Pfad der Steine), a hiking trail with a bunch of tablets with information about the last ice age and how a glacier formed the region.
Its like that everywhere in Lower Saxony: Almost every town has some obscure "attraction".
@@Nicarand pretty average statement for medium sized cities thi
The "kiel yourself" one isnt really a thing so as someone who actually lives in kiel id suggest:
"the sunniest day in kiel" paired with the reporter getting hit by a flying stop sign
i agree
I also agree
I laughed about that even without seeing the actual meme lmao...
objection: make a meme about the Kieler Woche, the biggest sailing festival in the world, but not even the locals give two shits about the sailing part (we just get drunk and chill at the free concerts)
As a half German, half Japanese, his video makes me overall happy.
That is one amazing non-mix
Sounds like the axis was submissive and breedable
Are you also a doctor in Dusseldorf?
0:03
When the capital was moved from Bonn to Berlin, everyone told the people of Bonn that they would still be relevant and that the government would make sure to keep Bonn as an important city. Now look what happened :(
They have SSIO, that's relevancy.
@@nilon5327 and Xatar
Don't worry, you still have the ministry for agriculture. It's... a ministry!
Bonn, Bundeshauptstadt ohne nennenswertes Nachleben
@@tarikdamm7528 lmfao
As someone from Cologne i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with
If you agree with it you are not from Cologne, you should agree with Düsseldorf instead
Ex oder Düsseldorfer!
Dude I’m from Saarbrücken
Same for Frankfurt
wo ist dein Lokalpatriotismus?!
"Hanover being remarkably uninteresting" made me laugh so hard
Can confirm, was born in Hanover
northern is generally boring,the western and southern are more interesting
As someone from Bielefeld, I can 100% confirm that we do exactly that each and every time we enter our city. But Cologne, Heidelberg and Hannover are so damn accurate as well.
I forgor something: Sprich deutsch du...
If someone starts his comment with „as someone from Bielefeld“, you know he is a liar.
@@User-ze6nu absolutly riht
@@User-ze6nu this tbh
Bielefeld doesn't exist. stop making things up.
Ah auch einer der aus Bielefe... uhm aus dem nichts kommt
As a German I can approve this video and say that everything in here was 100% accurate
Thanks bro I was looking for one. What is the capital of Berlin? I don’t know! I’m from the United States by the way.
@@rjsmmove5538 the Capital of Berlin is the Soviet Union
@@mrgierka9814 Thanks my guy this really helped on my biology test!
Smol tiny country 😆😆, Glory to Ottomans 🇹🇷💖💖
The only problem i have with this video is it stating that Cologne has the best beer
Some Stereotypes I’d like to see in a potential Sequel:
-Gambling in Schleswig Holstein
-Driving in Flensburg
-Kleinwalsertal (wether or not they’re bavarian or austrian)
not enough northern germany slander 5/10
Schön sie hier zu sehen Herr Mango
❤
As someone who was living in Essen and now in Bremen, its very true that people will stare at you if you've said the wrong word.
This is also true in other North German regions and gods beware if you say 'Moin Moin' outside of Hamburg.
@@Jorakful
Servus gseit.
haha hk chan
@@Jorakful einfach nur Moin. -_-
I live in Wilhelmshaven and same here. Lol
The Heidelberg part is so true: Our two "problematic neighborhoods" are the Boxberg and the Emmertsgrund. Both of them are located near to the forest on a hill, so one can have a nice view of the Rhine valley.
As someone from Boxberg I can say, it's not problematic here.
We just do more of our thing than down the mountain because we are more at the outskirts
Eppelheim ist ja nun auch nicht ganz ohne. Schönste Erinnerung: Messerstecherei mit Schwerverletzten vorm Dönerladen an der Hauptstraße. Aber is ja technisch betrachtet auch nicht mehr Heidelberg.
@@tarikdamm7528 Wer hier sagt, dass Eppelheim zu Heidelberg gehört, der bekommt von uns so lange Capri-Sonne zwangseinverleibt bis er am Zuckerschock stirbt!!!
Nee, Spaß bei Seite, ich glaube das kommt bei Eppelheim stark drauf an wo man wohnt. Es gibt ja quasi das "Sozialwohnungs-Eppelheim" und das "gut-betuchte-Boomer-Eppelheim". Ich für meinen Teil hatte bis jetzt noch nie Probleme.
@@22dolls19 I know, apart from the "brutalist architecture", it's actually kinda nice in Boxberg and Emmertsgrund.
It's just that both neighbourhoods once had a certain reputation. I really remember the drug lab in Emmertsgrund.
I'd say nowadays Dosseheim is the most problematic
2 minutes without any Dortmund slander had me hopeful, but then it got tossed in there at the end.
As someone from Dresden, i can confirm the part with description of Dresden political moves.
The Düsseldorf one....
Just...
Facts
Omw to Düsseldorf
@@AllesZuSpaet53 I definetly wanna see the femboy capital too
@@pogo8050 I live very closely to Düsseldorf already, lucky me
Me Femboy lives in Düsseldorf
I didn't get that, are there many femboys here or what? I mostly see just weird or old people here lol
I love that the song says "romance" right when it gets to the Saarbrücken part.
Saarbrücken wird nicht umsonst als die Stadt der Liebe bezeichnet
@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 der geschwisterliebe
Wenn der Stammbaum ein Kreis ist.
0:52 was the funniest part XD
I love how no matter what country you go to, people complain about politicians wasting their money 😂
the berlin one is a lie tho, we literally make them money by now and they use the profits of part of our transit to fund railways in bavaria
As a male from Düsseldorf, I can confirm that the rest of metropolitan North-Rhine Westphalia is basically industrial wasteland.
It's a shame, Westphalia is such a fairy tale-ish name, sounds so medieval, and in reality is a ugly as hell place :(
RIP Ruhr
"Male" 😏
@@thecakeisalie6392 Rural Westphalia is beautiful and quite wealthy. it is the large cities in the Ruhr areas that suck, most of them not even belonging to historical westphalia.
@@thecakeisalie6392 point standing, its gotten so much better over the years though
this was way too accurate. Shouldve added Leverkusen to the one at the end 😉
Ngl the "kiel your self" joke is really smart
that ruhrpott slander at the end was totally unnecessary but very on point.
The krefeld one hits harder when you still live in the nicer part
should've had a clip of someone crying with the caption "former DDR citizens when reunification ruined their economy"
Trabant lyfe
The West threw money to the east and easteners still complain...
@@braincytox7314 yeah because they "threw money to them" then packed up most of the East's productive industry and shipped it to the West lol
Bruh, more like the other way around
@@David-ni5hj No, the guy is right. East German industry collapsed after the reunification and high unemployment remains a problem
"Strongest Male in Düsseldorf"
*Kollegah would like to have a word with you*
Whack
Felix Blume die Maschine
Schminkboss
Der kommt aus dem Hunsrück.
It clearly said male, not clown 🤡
Ohne scheiß, das Video ist so gut haha
Traveld to Düsseldorf last weekend and i can agree.
"the Most fun you can have in Erfurt" I felt that
Brühler Garten Moment
@@floriang7435 da geht nur Freitag was😭
At least there is something from thuringia mentioned. People kinda tend to forget we exist as a Bundesland
Das Christival 22 dort war MEGA!
Seems a bit harsh. In 2018 I was forced to spend four hours in the train station there (because, you know, Deutsche Bahn) and frankly, it was one of the more comfy german train stations to spend time in.
Mannheim would be something like: "Welcome to Turkey"
Celle is the new Kurdistan
@@stephenhawkingsbeautywheel9080
Both of them are a disease to Germany
Wouldn't that be all of Germany?
@@nameless3009 Well yes, but celle has the highest percenatge
@@nameless3009 lol no
As a non-German who has never even been to Germany before, I can confirm that everything mentioned in this video is accurate.
0:40 Ah yes I love foodball
Was thinkin the same thing 😂
I live in Dortmund and can confirm its all true
I am really sorry for you mate 😢
Better than Duisburg
In just moved from Dortmund to Duisburg work related. Same same but different.
South is nice, North is...ehhh...something :D
Pott is still love, ugly love!
I live in Hamm and can confirm its all true
@@jannickr.4287 wurden bei euch nicht paar studenten gestabbed
A very accurate depiction of germany, you could have also added Pirmasens to the Fallout 4 meme. It's literally the Detroid of germany, a town built for around 70.000 people in which only 40 - 45.000 people actually live, once the shoe main manufacturer of germany, now there are only the headquarters of some small factorys left. The town with the lowest life expectency and highest depression rate in the entire country and not to forget, the highest in debt town in germany too. It was also a sad moment for the city, when the US army left in the late 80s/ early 90s.
Oh je ich hab noch nie von dieser Stadt gehört ...😅 Das sagt bestimmt auch einiges über mich , aber bestimmt auch viel über diesen Ort ^^
I can guarantee you, that 90% of the German population have never heard of this town, including myself
@@Fox_Cord danke dann kann ich mich ja ein bisschen besser fühlen ^^
Pirmasens!
Pirmasens was once mentioned in a skit by Loriot, so there's that.
I'm from Hanover, living in Australia, and whenever someone asks me about where I'm from I literally have nothing to say 💀
Just tell them that we actually won a battle against the Prussians in 1866.
@@maltemeyer3171 well, didn't really help that much. Got still annexed by Prussia
Tell them you come from true saxony
I had a bad day, this one cheered me up. thank you!
the one in frankfurt actually is true except there has to be a kebap haus every 100 meters
Der Nürnberger ist kein Bayer - er is a FRANGE und obendrein a NEMBERCHA!
du hossd Nämmbercha folsch gschriem
A weng leiser gell
ja sagamal, da brauchste net schreie, der herr!
Verdammde aggsd!
"east berliners when you ask them about communism"should,ve been added
The least communist person from Leipzig and the least fascist person from Chemnitz.
@@rilpergonien_official alr
@@rilpergonien_official Saxony is wild place
Ich find's schön dass der ganze Ruhrpott (und ein paar Städte vom nördlichen Rheinland) so kompakt zusammengefasst wurde.
as someone from erfurt, i can confirm that it's 100% true.
there's literally nothing fun to do here that you couldn't do anywhere else.
That´s why I saw several bookstores there.
the stuttgart one is accurate as all hell lmao
Great, now you made me feel like wanting to visit Heidelberg.
Heidelberg ist die hood
War da nicht vor nem Monat oder so noch nen Amoklauf? Aber davon abgesehen sieht die Stadt ja wirklich schön aus
This is the best German version out there
I love how much you can learn abt a country just from these slander videos.
Just got my Hartz IV and will spend it all on Rostocker beer!
As someone from Stuttgart I can say that if you live poor you stay rich.
Can confirm
The Saarbrücken and Essen meme nailed it
I like how this is a slander video but the thumbnail is a compliment
Oberhausen born and raised, now living in Düsseldorf: this is 100% accurate
The clip in the video was 100% genuine footage from Japantag 2022
Dem Vater Rhein!
1:43 the good ol G20 summit in Hamburg
Einer der besten Videos die ich jemals gesehen habe.
1:00 its 100% korrekt
as a person born and raised in germany, i must say: correct, every single one.
Wer hat dich mit dem Kölsch verarscht? Es ist eine Beleidigung das Bier zu nennen
@@moinmoin2720 Imagine saying Moin twice
You think Leipzig has a cruel accent ? Ever heard of “Vogtland” ? Damn bro. We make Leipzig look like the purest form of German out there.
Because Vogtland is Austria and not Germany. Unreinrassiger Deutscher.
@@rilpergonien_official du bist dumm. Österreich ist auf der anderen Seite du vollpfosten. Vogtland ist oberhalb von Bayern, neben Tschechien und Thüringen. Lies ein Buch du Idiot.
@@rilpergonien_official The. Fuck. You. Talking. About.
Schonmal ne Karte in deinem Leben gesehn?
@MagenDarm ich würde ja sagen das Erzgebirge ist schlimmer, aber als Chemnitzer lieg ich ja genau dazwischen und um erlich zu sein merk ich keinen Unterschied zwischen den Dialekten...
@@Proxima_Livion Das sagen mir tatsächlich einige, aber die Sachsen unter sich können meist die ganzen Regionen zuordnen und wer aus welcher Ecke kommt.. 😅 obwohl ich sagen muss, dass vogtländisch echt übel ist. Das kannst du fast gar nicht mehr als deutsch bezeichnen…
The video and especially the music in the video inspired us, Thanks.
sometimes youtube recommends europe slander videos to me but i haven't seen one that featured germany, i was hoping for it tho. this is even better than only getting one meme about my country, thank you
I don't know much about Germany, but I like the fact that people from "Essen" like food... Because I think Essen is literally the verb in German for "Eat".
We even have a dad joke about this that is going to translate very poorly. What did god say when he created the Ruhr area (where Essen is located)? Food is ready! Or in German, Essen ist fertig!
As a person who lives in Bonn, I can confirm that Bonn is still the capital.
I agree, what are they going to do?
@@fo_1162 Bundesgebietsneugliederung mit der Auflösung von RLP und Saarland, und Neugründungen hin zu dem wahren "Rheinland-Pfalz), Hessen(-Nassau) und Westfalen. Wenn das Rheinland ein eigenständiges Bundesland wird, dann wird wahrscheinlich Bonn die neue Landeshauptstadt werden, sonst wird es Koblenz im wahren "Rheinland-Pfalz"
*und Auflösung von NRW
I am from Hannover and everytime I have to hear that my city is boring, I want to laugh and cry at the same time
I learned more about Germany in this one video than i ever did in school
Bro who put Kaiserslautern right there? Literally trying to sleep and the entire U.S. Airforce is flying over me every night.
i know right, also hello fellow person from Kaiserslautern.
@@harre9757 hey
fr frankfurt is it’s own world at this point 💀
Meanwhile teenagers and young adults from Wiesbaden and Mainz:
"Hmmmm... is this a fun time?"
the best toursim guide out there
The Cologners saying Kölsch is the best beer and me watching this is so on point
Being a Japanese exchange student living in NRW, I laughed so hard at all the jokes (especially those about Cologne, Bonn, Düsseldorf, Duisburg 🤣)… Thumbs up for the editor.
P.S. the song used btw is called “Romance Sengen” by Kaneko Ayano and at 1:56 the lyrics says “ロマンス、そろそろロマンスどうにかしなくちゃ (o I gotta, I gotta do somethin' 'bout this romance)” and it goes perfectly with the clip where the incest joke about Saarland comes in 🤣🤣🤣
Interesting 🤔👍
The accuracy of the jokes is saddening.
@@alouisschafer7212 meh 😑
Thankss I was looking for the name of the song
Where do you live in nrw? I live in aachen and we have tons of japanese and Chinese exchange students, do you live here by any chance?
Best Germany slander yet, but why you gotta do Erfurt like that :( (ngl its kinda true doe)
I'm just glad that atleast something from thuringia is mentioned. I have the feeling we are the Bundesland most people forget about
@@XDerNetteMannX People who are interested in history may notice it for Weimar, Jena and maybe Gotha. Erfurt also is a very pretty city (one of the best-preserved bigger cities in Germany) that is very nice to walk around.
"Dresden's most liberal political movement" lmao it's so true I can't
They know how bad it was under the DDR.
@@gunterification "We don't want Communism, therefore Fascism"
@@paulhk2727 Why is the afd fascistic? They have the same political platform as the cdu from the 90's. I would call them center right.
@@gunterification they are center right but still have a bad reputation and people like to exagerate
@@gunterification Not at all why the far right is so popular there. In fact most locals don´t hate the DDR at all and you are just showing your ignorance.
0:46 i feel It for 100% (WE ARE FRANCONIANS)
Ok bavarian 😎🍺
The saar, like the German Alabama
As someone from Hannover, I can confirm this to be true
As a Münster resident, I can confirm that was very accurate
As someone who had to drive through Münster - in a car! -, I can confirm this as well. xD
I wanted to say now i can got to sleep in peace but you made a part two... so see you there in a second
0:06 Düsseldorf has a thing called "Japanday" because of its many Japanese residents. Weebs from all over the region decided to gather here frequently.
Also that video of the cybergoths dancing underneath a bridge ... also here.
1:29 the fck is a Hartz IV
Social Wellfare
As a Colonian ("Kölner" in German) I can say this is quite accurate.
I also lived in Bielefeld and Wuppertal and those are also represented pretty well.
As someone from Frankfurt i 100% agree and the zombies arent even the real problems when you see the 14 year olds with the same haircut in MyZeil
You in Ruhrgebiet...
Looked out of the window here in Hamm - yeah, looks just like that. Also, bike traffic in Münster, to where I try and fail to resettle for years now.
I need me those Dusseldorf men
I thought this was slander? I need to get myself over to Düsseldorf!
Does anyone know who tf that is tho fr
I moved to Heidelberg because of this video.
Emmertsgrund is quite a social Meltingpot. Nice Video 😂 Heidelberg beste ❤️
118 represent
It's missing Mainz and its carneval 🥳
0:12 as a Dutch person I can assure this is what going outside anywhere anytime looks like in the Netherlands
2:05 I can confirm, just lacking a blue & white stadium in the background
I like this format of learning some new stuff about another country. I, as a Dutchman, should know a lot more about Germany but alas, I have not jet seen much of the world yet. This is a really entertaining way to ease into some of that.
as a german i can confirm
As a german I can say this with confidence : This video is absolutely accurate.
Lived in Erfurt for half year...usually news papers announce new bike lanes that are being made and renovations in city
Digga das Ende hat mich richtig erwischt 😂