Crossing The Line: JEWISH JOKES

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  • @giggetygoo9823
    @giggetygoo9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1995

    Beardy lost his sense of humour when sitting next to buzz killington

    • @kashyapshirodkar7947
      @kashyapshirodkar7947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      his gateway to heaven apparently 😂

    • @cybervoid8442
      @cybervoid8442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lmao .. wait thats actually sad

    • @harrypcs
      @harrypcs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Buzz killington? You sir or mam or they just won the internet for the night. (In my world)

    • @jon8864
      @jon8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I hope Buzz Killington sticks. Best name for him!

    • @ChrisIsATM
      @ChrisIsATM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      giggety goo spot on, god I have Baldy

  • @martinsiitia8758
    @martinsiitia8758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Laughing at jokes doesn't make you:
    An anti semite
    A Xenophobic
    A Homophobic
    A misogynist
    However, it does make you human

    • @copopopocoporododoro
      @copopopocoporododoro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

    • @trizz1350
      @trizz1350 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im jew and agree

    • @lotuscat3173
      @lotuscat3173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@trizz1350 i dont believe you show nose or its a lie

    • @trizz1350
      @trizz1350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lotuscat3173 👺

    • @trizz1350
      @trizz1350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mango as far as im concerned yes i am a jew tho so i might be wrong

  • @kavanpuranik98
    @kavanpuranik98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Comedian: * breathes*
    Bald guy with glasses: No... That's over the line!

    • @HampusTman
      @HampusTman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kavan Puranik **Buzz Killington

    • @kavanpuranik98
      @kavanpuranik98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HampusTman Oh ok, Thanks

    • @siegfriedoffizensburches6228
      @siegfriedoffizensburches6228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Louis You dont need a wokesters dictionary to tell.

    • @violet-trash
      @violet-trash 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Louis Frost He's pretty much Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows. 🤷‍♀️

    • @billfurlong4421
      @billfurlong4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@violet-trash what was the pretty party joke.

  • @Andybaby
    @Andybaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    I was 'offended' by the weakness of the jokes.

    • @julianwulian6547
      @julianwulian6547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Some were witty, but there were some that were just kinda boring, I think the West bank one was fucking great but there were just some silly ones that were designed to just be offensive, but they weren't as funny

    • @willythemailboy2
      @willythemailboy2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Some were okay, most just fell flat. Not offensive just poorly written.

    • @aaronsingh8513
      @aaronsingh8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jimmy Carr would've made them weep

    • @estela2617
      @estela2617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JulianWulian in my opinion its like that in most of these episodes, i dont find them funny but not because im offended

    • @SickGummyZombie
      @SickGummyZombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr? The jokes are just shit. Not talking about "crossing the line" type of shit, comedy has no line, the jokes are just garbage

  • @JesusFriedChrist
    @JesusFriedChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Benny definitely does change his reactions based on who he’s sitting with. You should try to keep him more isolated for the joke telling to get a more accurate response.

    • @hellknightf1
      @hellknightf1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      No, it is interesting to see this happen, it rhather shows an interesting fenomenon, of how people will moderate/change their reaction based on who's with them.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It was kind of fun to see him briefly try to change the stodge's reaction with a little tap on the knee and a laugh. But it broke my heart a little bit that he dampened his enthusiasm as it went on.

    • @ohfortheloveofguacamole6803
      @ohfortheloveofguacamole6803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KnuckleHunkybuck Agreed....that guy is always my favorite in these videos because he's so extreme in his laughter about the jokes. He also didn't temper that reaction with others much, but that bald guy in this one...it must be really hard to laugh around him x.x No sense of humor.

    • @dukemosby5552
      @dukemosby5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's done intentionally.

    • @VickyVicVicx
      @VickyVicVicx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’ll just laugh at everything again x)

  • @retroSlurp
    @retroSlurp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "can any of these topics be funny?"
    the answer is yes. always.

    • @jon8864
      @jon8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No. Topics aren't funny, jokes are funny. That's why they can be about any topic.

    • @cluckendip
      @cluckendip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jon8864 "can any of these topics *BE* funny" that's what the question is asking, no need to be a grammar nazi

    • @jon8864
      @jon8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cluckendip I think it's an important distinction. It shows that people who say "topics aren't funny" don't understand funny. Rather than a is so, is not argument.

  • @thestranger6835
    @thestranger6835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    *I'm waiting for it:* LGBT-LMAO jokes.
    Make it happen Neel

    • @aswinkrishna5042
      @aswinkrishna5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Demonetized

    • @SilentG07
      @SilentG07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I second this. Although vegans are also a good target.
      However, unlike gays, vegans actually dislike eating meat.

    • @VixxKong2
      @VixxKong2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aswinkrishna5042
      The comment is demonetized? Lol

    • @blackg.o.a.t7571
      @blackg.o.a.t7571 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gaymar Gaylord Gay 😂😂😂

    • @eagerturtle4791
      @eagerturtle4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SilentG07 Lesbians don't like eating meat.

  • @l0stnam312
    @l0stnam312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I feel like a conclusion of this series is that usually, the people being joked about laugh the most. And the people who are offended aren't even being targetted for the joke.
    Pretty much people gate keep cultures/demographics they aren't even apart of

    • @Rhygenix
      @Rhygenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a Jewish Man, yes

    • @ifonlyicouldstop
      @ifonlyicouldstop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It often tends to be a certain type of personality too. Those who *display* a heightened sense of empathy but that lack an appreciation for freedom; they are often the "mothering" type. Not always women, but more often women that men.
      It a harmful attitude to force on people, other than your own children, that is full of self-importance (I'm stronger than "those people" who need my protection) and ignorant of the harm its doing (either the belittling annoyance or dependence it can cause).

    • @Skindrift
      @Skindrift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ifonlyicouldstop Like the priest.

    • @vokzaal
      @vokzaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There probably are people from targeted groups who do get offended, but it’s likely that they’re a minority.

    • @alis7135
      @alis7135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's quite nice and kind when done limitedly actually a bit heart warming :)

  • @principal_optimism
    @principal_optimism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Does Benny actually have a line or does he just say they cross the line because of other people?

    • @fuguthefish
      @fuguthefish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love that guy anyway 🤣🤣

    • @thewizardninja
      @thewizardninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think it's more that "crossing the line" doesn't necessarily mean "not able to laugh at". Sometimes there's an extra layer of absurdity to find humour in, or it's delivered well, or it features some clever word play you can appreciate.

    • @norceenhamdi
      @norceenhamdi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thewizardninja exactly.

    • @benschafer1660
      @benschafer1660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Because of other people. He’d laugh at pretty much anything and that’s not a bad thing

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why does he wear the same clothes every episode?

  • @Charlotte-tv3kd
    @Charlotte-tv3kd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Can you do crossing the line: Gay jokes

    • @praisefichtali7832
      @praisefichtali7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And then crossing the line straight jokes. That would probably be interesting

    • @beastvader
      @beastvader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@praisefichtali7832 We straight people aren't a minority, so it's virtually impossible for us to be offended by 'straight jokes'

    • @dewaldt8104
      @dewaldt8104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It might be a bit of a pain in the arse.

    • @JohnWhiteHere
      @JohnWhiteHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dewaldt you sir, have gained a like

    • @JohnWhiteHere
      @JohnWhiteHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Praise Fichtali ooh if you know one please tell, ive never actually heard a straight joke before

  • @dgenxali
    @dgenxali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "and this offends you as a jew?"
    "No it offends me as a comedian"

  • @coldonylum
    @coldonylum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Ok so this gay guy is like the biggest NPC ever... *every* video he looks at whoever hes sitting next to, waits and checks if they find it funny, giving him permission (or not) to laugh

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel like calling someone an NPC is just too degrading for any human. I don't know why I think that but I do think that. That's just me though I laugh at the darkest joke and can tolerate being called horrible things, but NPC sounds to me like you're taking their humanity away and placing them in the same category as computer programs.

    • @PaulStewartAviation
      @PaulStewartAviation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yep and has he actually laughed yet? How do they select people for this? Was he the control for 'no sense of humour'?

    • @PaulStewartAviation
      @PaulStewartAviation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Actually I stand corrected, he did laugh after getting permission from the person next to him. Maybe he doesn't understand the jokes and is just echoing the other persons emotions?

    • @PaulStewartAviation
      @PaulStewartAviation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeh I think he just doesn't get most of the jokes. I doubt he understands what the West Bank is...

    • @saphi20
      @saphi20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eagle 367 thats exactly how that kind of ppl feels like to normal people (check the definition of normal before you gets triggered), like machines, if you cant understand that calling npc to someone that behaves like one is not taking their humanity away but pointing out an stereotype...🤷‍♂️ dunno, maybe you are one too? 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️
      what im trying to say is you may be cherry picking the meaning/intention of words... like people thinking the word normal is taboo

  • @PaulStewartAviation
    @PaulStewartAviation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Kudos to the Jewish guy! If more people could laugh about themselves as much as he can, there'd be a lot less wars.

    • @michaelbcohen
      @michaelbcohen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you ever googled any Jewish comedians like Jacky Mason? We make fun of ourselves and laugh at it all the time

    • @PaulStewartAviation
      @PaulStewartAviation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@michaelbcohen I know - and I'm saying that's a good thing. It's a pity more people in the world don't laugh at themselves.

    • @fabianpatrizio2865
      @fabianpatrizio2865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      because they generally have a great sense of humour (unlike Muslims)....see: mel Brooks, Jerry Lewis, Woody Allen etc etc...

    • @Kenar.E
      @Kenar.E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it bad that I laughed at the pizza joke? I thought that was the only one good.

    • @meflea3675
      @meflea3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fabianpatrizio2865 as a Muslim, I kinda have to agree. A lot of us can't take criticism, not even in a lighthearted way. Same with Indians

  • @Willy_Tepes
    @Willy_Tepes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "The answer is blowing in the wind"
    -Adolph Hitler
    A Jew, a swindler, and a communist walk in to a bar.
    Bartender says; "Hello David"

  • @siddheshmore5534
    @siddheshmore5534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Jewish boy is laughing on all of the jokes cause he knows he can seize the comedian's bank account later

    • @theezain
      @theezain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤔😆

    • @thefuza150
      @thefuza150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here I'm a Jewish boy laughing at them but because I'm taking their money

  • @nikkity5491
    @nikkity5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    whats the difference between a jew and a kayak
    one tips

    • @yaronfeldberg
      @yaronfeldberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No tip for you!

    • @NyanHomeschoolGirl17
      @NyanHomeschoolGirl17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @jareefahmed1365
      @jareefahmed1365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nikkity I thought you were going to say at least the kayak came back from camp

    • @michaelbcohen
      @michaelbcohen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Better joke than any of the ones in the video

    • @melon-dr6nd
      @melon-dr6nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nikkity see that’s not funny because it’s not true. If you’d met a jewish person you’d know that they’re very generous.

  • @jonw3462
    @jonw3462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    How do you get a Jewish girls number?
    Roll up her sleeve

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fffffffffffuck

    • @siranonymous1446
      @siranonymous1446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @wise ol' man in nazi germany they used to tattoo or brand prisoners to identify them.as jews

    • @hellknightf1
      @hellknightf1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha

    • @melon-dr6nd
      @melon-dr6nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not fucking funny

  • @joey4track
    @joey4track 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Ooh that West Bank joke was hilarious. Love this series. Ok, now time to go after the Alphabet People

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      joey4track oh god who are the alphabet people

    • @aswinkrishna5042
      @aswinkrishna5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@katsisvi8097 Google

    • @Mindhumble
      @Mindhumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wow that would be awesome, as every joke would by default cross the linein todays society.

    • @katsisvi8097
      @katsisvi8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      书中自有黄金屋 ah thought so. That would be really interesting to see, especially as some of them are LGBT. I’d wanna see how their reactions differ from those that are straight. I’m also LGBT and I enjoy dark humor so I want to see what I’d think compared to them as well.

    • @melon-dr6nd
      @melon-dr6nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      joey4track it really wasn’t that funny; most of the jokes in the vid were great apart from the ones about Israel just because there is so much tension there.

  • @anarchycastro
    @anarchycastro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    One thing I've learnt from this series.
    Don't invite a pastor to any parties.

    • @sststr
      @sststr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sometimes you get the sense he wants to laugh at something, but then he immediately gets the idea in his head that he'll go to hell if he laughs so he quickly suppresses it. Except he seemed fine to laugh at the men jokes, I guess because he's a man so he feels it is ok to laugh at himself, but he dare not laugh at any group he is not a part of! Oy vey!

    • @SilentG07
      @SilentG07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Especially an 8 year old boy's birthday party.

    • @TheyCalledMeT
      @TheyCalledMeT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch the channel jolly its kinda funny^^

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless u like being fiddled with😅

    • @JohnWhiteHere
      @JohnWhiteHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hate to tell you this but you kinda shouldve known that by now, as a grown man in his mid-forties

  • @JesusFriedChrist
    @JesusFriedChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    _O Y V E Y_

    • @shehabsuliman8136
      @shehabsuliman8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THAT BOYS GAY

    • @shehabsuliman8136
      @shehabsuliman8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THATS ALL THEY SAY, LOOKIN BOY

    • @shehabsuliman8136
      @shehabsuliman8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U GET A TBUMBS UP, PAT IN THE BACK, AND A WAY TO GO FROM YOUR LABEL EVERYDAY LOOKIN BOY

    • @Killatomate85
      @Killatomate85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what do people with acrophobia and juus have in common? they hate towers.

    • @Bennyboy1985
      @Bennyboy1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Killatomate85
      Genders are like the twin towers- there used to be two of them, but now it's a rather sensitive topic. And a lot of people blame their destruction on the Juus.

  • @ilovefootball315
    @ilovefootball315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    It's almost as if everyone gets offended by everything like most of society today. The guy with the glasses next to the girl is the worst. Has no sense of humour whatsoever.

    • @DobbysStinkySock
      @DobbysStinkySock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's been in a few episodes and he only laughs when the person next to him, preferably female, laughs. He's kind of a general case for a lot of people today, especially those who are susceptible to the sjw way of thinking. They rely on external approval to form and validate their own thoughts and opinions.

    • @especiallyleavish
      @especiallyleavish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Schrodingers humour, depend on when it's observed

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I disagree with the bit about that guy having no sense of humour-he’s laughed at several of them in this series!

    • @JohnnyBoy14532
      @JohnnyBoy14532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These are simply weak jokes. 100% shock value

    • @lauraberg6272
      @lauraberg6272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Um, no. If he's a pastor, he's usually the first line of call if anyone in his congregation has a problem and sees problems from a very serious angle. He's the one doing counseling for people, performing funerals, speaking out against injustice (as is a call for a Christian), so if he's sensitive he has to be. He's usually on the front line with folks who they're attacking. We're coming up against a lot in the church, and because of our silence, a lot of evil has been done in God's name or under our noses, and it's time for it to stop.

  • @manavsridharan3811
    @manavsridharan3811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Anyone: *Says anything*
    Benny: HOO HOOO HOOOOOO

  • @weebrahim
    @weebrahim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    We need Benny and the Jew together 😁

    • @gordonhenderson9592
      @gordonhenderson9592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      B-B-B-Benny and the Jew

    • @JohnWhiteHere
      @JohnWhiteHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i would so listen to a radioshow called Benny and the jew!!!

    • @Gabby-kb9vv
      @Gabby-kb9vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gordonhenderson9592 omg I sung this too when I read this comment!

    • @jonneateh5815
      @jonneateh5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would be good or Benny and Muslim gent both can take a joke without offence

    • @robertarrowsmith781
      @robertarrowsmith781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gordonhenderson9592 fucking brilliant.

  • @kenshiassasin
    @kenshiassasin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I feel like it would better if you told the jokes. They need better delivery

    • @maxord11
      @maxord11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Unfortunately, because he interviews them, he probably has a better connection with them.
      It would be like if your friend told a joke, you would laugh out of bias.

    • @kenshiassasin
      @kenshiassasin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maxord11 my friends must be fucking assholes then haha

    • @joey4track
      @joey4track 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I actually love that weird looking lady who tells the jokes, she's great

    • @maxord11
      @maxord11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kenshiassasin It depends on how close they are to the internet culture. Basic people laugh at anything their friends say.

    • @jamesmcclarty-miller
      @jamesmcclarty-miller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think they're going for that type of delivery, let the words carry meaning instead of the expression and see if the joke is funny, not the expression...but I get where you coming from....

  • @dabluedevil1000
    @dabluedevil1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The gay guy definitely needs to up his sense of humour game.

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think the gay guy needs to up his game, his advice back you would probably be "up yours".

    • @johnnywalker9287
      @johnnywalker9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mabye if he didnt take it so hard 😉 he would be okay

    • @linesandcircles7465
      @linesandcircles7465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is the gay guy?

    • @sullyo6068
      @sullyo6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Both of them

  • @blblbl4543
    @blblbl4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    *The ADL wants to know your location*

    • @gumbi6633
      @gumbi6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      #NDL NATION

    • @sdal5427
      @sdal5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gumbi6633 Niko Defence League?

    • @gumbi6633
      @gumbi6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sdal5427 ofc

    • @yaronfeldberg
      @yaronfeldberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol 😂

    • @michaelbcohen
      @michaelbcohen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      have you ever been to an event they hosted, so many Jewish jokes made by the speakers. They love Jewish jokes, they just dont always like the person saying it.

  • @PhilipBurton-dn3ce
    @PhilipBurton-dn3ce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Why don't you ever ask a Jew for directions?
    Coz you will end up wandering around the desert in circles for the next 40 yrs

    • @yaronfeldberg
      @yaronfeldberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's funny

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that's clever.

    • @martinghertner8195
      @martinghertner8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Clever but it doesn’t cross the line 😂😂

    • @ErezElene
      @ErezElene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's really funny 😂

  • @amritjanardhanan
    @amritjanardhanan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Neel: Holly, why did you laugh at the darkest jokes?
    Holly, speaking: I’m evil!
    Holly, in her mind: I’m German!

  • @skisk00
    @skisk00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Crossing The Line: Eastern European Jokes (or do Slavic)
    Would be soooo good. Especially the reactions.

    • @gerwantofrivera3725
      @gerwantofrivera3725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could be that the Australians do not get those jokes. (BTW australians are Slavics of the East)

  • @matthewseitz6956
    @matthewseitz6956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Dale must be really fun at parties

    • @dalebradleygordon
      @dalebradleygordon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why thank you! I like to think so too!🥳😉

  • @katipunanball4799
    @katipunanball4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel like the Jewish guy and Benny were the ones least offended by the jokes.

  • @ashishpatel350
    @ashishpatel350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Ask not what your country can do for you.
    Ask what your country can do for Israel." - neo-npcs

    • @a.chowdhury6784
      @a.chowdhury6784 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh snap! 😂😂😂

    • @Mindhumble
      @Mindhumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL that was hularious and should have been on the video as it kind of gets close to crossing the line, but i would call that more of a neocon joke or something like that

  • @mdooleey
    @mdooleey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    No one:
    Benny: ooohh hoooo hoooo

    • @cluckendip
      @cluckendip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is easily the best guy on this show but yeah his reaction is the same and it gets a little annoying lol.
      Also, this is quite possibly the most backwards implementation of the "nobody" meme that I have ever seen. "No one:" implies that the next line shouldn't have a reason to happen, but a comedian is telling a joke, thus allowing his laugh to happen. I feel like a dick lol but i see so many useless nobodies it's getting frustrating

    • @markanthonycore4081
      @markanthonycore4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came here just to find this comment 😂

    • @tiat3137
      @tiat3137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cluckendip Came from r/uselessnobody for support 😁

    • @cluckendip
      @cluckendip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tiat3137 thanks the assist lmao

  • @AsherGenesius
    @AsherGenesius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just got an ad for the Rosen school of Hebrew. LMAO

  • @dal2452
    @dal2452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Hey Nick Fuentes, if it takes Cookie Monster one hour to cook a batch of cookies, and Cookie Monster has 15 ovens working 24/7...."

  • @Laughing_Chinaman
    @Laughing_Chinaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    if i had a penny for every jewish joke i told, i'd be a happy jew

    • @Azoctoph
      @Azoctoph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

  • @umaryes4473
    @umaryes4473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ok but i like neels beard

  • @dacooooo
    @dacooooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hi Neel.
    Plz make crossing the line jokes about INDIANS. Us indians are notorious to get offended about smallest of things. I would love to see these guys reacting to it! BRING THEM CURRY JOKES! :)

    • @अभिजीत-ट8छ
      @अभिजीत-ट8छ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For sure!

    • @trytobedied
      @trytobedied 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly you should just watch his comedy shows, he includes a lot of Indian jokes in them.

  • @deepakgaikwad7116
    @deepakgaikwad7116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Would request you to have Crossing the line; Hindu Jokes.

    • @alecman95
      @alecman95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tbh I’ve never heard a hindu joke in my life

    • @migukmoonpark4312
      @migukmoonpark4312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      What do sacred cows produce?
      Holy shit.
      You're welcome.

    • @armwrestlingfan6804
      @armwrestlingfan6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prepare for carnage

    • @richashree2753
      @richashree2753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey hey hey...we are not that dangerous🤣🤣 let me tell u a joke
      Why a bankrupt hindu can't complain?
      Cause he's got no beef..

    • @shreyaskhare23
      @shreyaskhare23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@migukmoonpark4312 Lmao...

  • @JakeBananas
    @JakeBananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I mean these were like knock knock jokes... not really my type of comedy. But its true, jews def love self deprecating humor so you could probably get most jews to laugh at jew jokes. though some of these were just kinda delivered terribly

    • @morningstar6123
      @morningstar6123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right? It wasn't because they were crossing the line for me, the jokes were just not funny at all.

    • @sandothemando8924
      @sandothemando8924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@morningstar6123 I agree. Some of the jokes in this video and in other Crossing the Line videos have not been funny to me, not necessarily because they 'crossed the line' but because the were cheap shots at humour, low-hanging fruit and poorly written and/or delivered.

    • @morningstar6123
      @morningstar6123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sandothemando8924 yep, the first comedian was better at delivering the jokes imo.

  • @ishanmishra4896
    @ishanmishra4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'll convert to Judaism just for the jokes.

  • @eagerturtle4791
    @eagerturtle4791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I laughed at a lot more of these jokes. I feel like they weren't really making fun of Jews, but making fun of the stereotypes and the Nazis.

  • @olliefoxx7165
    @olliefoxx7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Jewish guy was actually chill and kinda cool. Kinda surprised. Also, kinda cool.

  • @costbubbles8336
    @costbubbles8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "that jewish market" I CAUGHT THAT LMFAOO

  • @cluckendip
    @cluckendip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "we crossed his line"
    So is that the answer? Every person has their own line?

    • @jstevo1349
      @jstevo1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah they do

  • @Willy_Tepes
    @Willy_Tepes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The answer is blowing in the wind"
    -Adolph Hitler

  • @silveravnt
    @silveravnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm a Baptist and I love Baptist jokes. I think because humor has to have some truth to it and if you're in the target group you've seen it first hand.

  • @AidiaP
    @AidiaP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm from Venezuela, from a state called Zulia, and identify so much with what the Jewish young man is saying. We zulians make fun of EVERYTHING, and when one person can't take a joke we actually "gang up" on them and make fun of them until they leave pissed off or they learn to take a joke.
    Next to last time I was there, I was with a group of friends at the movie theatre, and in the middle of the freaking movie (I believe it was "Frozen" or any other Disney film) a couple of thugs stood and robbed the movie goers, two things happened immediately.
    1 People complied and handed their phones and money.
    2 We started making jokes while being robbed, things like "couldn't you have waited for the song to finish?" Or "could you rob us quietly? We're watching a movie here".
    After the movie ended most of the movie goers were still making jokes while leaving the theatre, and my friends and I went to have dinner after and we were retelling the story at the street food cart and the guys at the food cart started telling us about when the had been robbed and again we were all cracking up at the situation.
    Last time I was there, we could only eat once a day, cause food is super expensive, my mom and me were making jokes about how great a socialist regime is in making you slim down quickly. Even joked about offering a package for brides to be who want to lose weight before the wedding.
    Being able to laugh amidst tragedy is a great tool to have, in my opinion, tough times seem to go faster and problems seem to get resolved "quicklier". (I know it's not a word 😅)

  • @purpleahaze
    @purpleahaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best offensive Jewish joke, "They say there is safety in numbers........someone say that to the Jews during WW2". Courtesy Jimmy Carr.

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jew jokes are cool. Many Jewish comedians have a lot of self irony too 😂

    • @beastvader
      @beastvader 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True but one topic is impossible to make fun of or criticise without being crucified by the media, society and the government: Israel

    • @mayank1252
      @mayank1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beastvader Jews we talk here is mostly American ones.. also you are a muslim so fuck you and none of your opion counts.. you are deeply antisemitic ones... and I'm really happy that Jeremy won.

    • @mayank1252
      @mayank1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @书中自有黄金屋 thanks.. your mom is happy with me as well, son.

  • @FireBallZ24Gaming
    @FireBallZ24Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I laughed at them all, bring me and my partner on to the show because I think we would shake it up on the couch.

  • @Frankcis_memes
    @Frankcis_memes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Benny was trying not to die this entire video

  • @forestdaydreams9447
    @forestdaydreams9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Some of these are barely even jokes, they're just dark statements. But none crosses my line

  • @dutchdevilxl2999
    @dutchdevilxl2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is it just me or are these jokes not dark enough

    • @TheAJmoviemaker
      @TheAJmoviemaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Word, the "offensive" jokes they tell in all the videos are weak sauce

  • @legrinu
    @legrinu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how this series shows that people are different. And that many people feel offended on behalf on other people whilest these people just like those jokes.

  • @iris5304
    @iris5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My husband told the pizza joke to his best friend that is a Jew. He laughed , but kept saying too soon, too soon as he continued laughing.

  • @doylersafl8728
    @doylersafl8728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:30 bogan guy's laugh sounds like donny from TBLS

  • @seofilipino
    @seofilipino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Here you can easily see who's good at parties

  • @bretts8070
    @bretts8070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think it would have been doubly funny if it was a baked potato. Cuz when I boil mine, they get skinned, but when you bake them they go in a certain kitchen implement that layers that joke up.

  • @martinghertner8195
    @martinghertner8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ive been waiting for this videooo, I’m Jewish and I loved every single one of the jokes 😂😂😂. Bald guy with long beard, if you ever see this, I love you

  • @brownpunk1794
    @brownpunk1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The bogan yobbo has the same reaction to all these vids lol

  • @jasmine-pheobetaylor858
    @jasmine-pheobetaylor858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely LOVING this series!

  • @laurencethecamper5405
    @laurencethecamper5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every episode I'm in stitches 😂 😂 😂

  • @chrisucl
    @chrisucl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that blue collar guy. He just laughs at everything. He must be a great person to know!

  • @7gromojar
    @7gromojar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching their reactions is more painfull that hearing the jokes

  • @destroyermelody
    @destroyermelody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one!.. flies 😂

  • @dr.swapnilrajput6975
    @dr.swapnilrajput6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How to scare your Jewish friend?
    Just tell him, "Hey buddy let's go for camping, it will be fun"
    #JK

  • @jillybeangaming
    @jillybeangaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm really loving this series.. great conversation, silly humor... win/win.

  • @tony66au
    @tony66au 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can it be funny? Ask Mel Brooks lol, He made a career of it.

  • @RomeoWhiskey692
    @RomeoWhiskey692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hung out with a Jewish guy who was a Captain in the US Army .
    He worked in Military Intelligence... an oxymoron at best .
    All we ever called him was Cap’n Cohen ....
    He had some really dark Jewish jokes , but I can’t remember any of them .
    But I remember the hilarity ( remember , we are all short-haired , clean shaven , fit young men in uniform at the time ) ... when a group of obviously left leaning young ladies started yelling at us , calling us the “N” word you can’t say on TH-cam anymore ... no, not THAT one , although a couple of us WERE of a darker shade than the rest ...
    The one that starts with “N “ and ends in “I” ... and has a “ Z” in the middle .
    Cap’n Cohen , being the senior officer present , immediately started shouting orders at us in English , flavored by a perfectly executed , movie villain version of a German accent .
    We responded , of course , by coming to “ attention “ and shouting “ Jawohl !!!” ...
    The young ladies failed to see the humor in the situation , not surprising , as the Left are an amazingly humorless bunch of individuals ...
    We thought it excruciatingly funny , watching Cap’n Cohen strutting around in his best Prussian military manner , spouting off faintly sinister orders ... all that was missing was the swagger stick .
    One or two of us would spontaneously break out into a few bars of “ Deutschland Uber Alles “ from time to time for the rest of the day ...
    They complained , of course ... and Cap’n Cohen got the word down from the head-shed that he shouldn’t do that anymore ... conduct unbecoming, and all that ...
    Seems nobody appreciates our sense of humor ...

  • @valdamaer
    @valdamaer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wanna get in on this Jewish market... Very lucrative" the comedians haven't even started yet and he pulls this gold out of his ass, love it

  • @jayjay-dr9pr
    @jayjay-dr9pr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No one:
    Pastor: that's over the line

  • @thesupertendent8973
    @thesupertendent8973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had leukaemia and I found that hilarious

  • @AGUniko
    @AGUniko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm addicted to this series

  • @empty1918
    @empty1918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best joke was the ending "hopefully this means i can still get a career in Hollywood" this is approved as a jew to be funny

  • @righteousviking
    @righteousviking ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite response to the pizza joke is to sharply snap at them, "Don't make Holocaust jokes! My great grandfather died in a concentration camp!"
    Then wait for them to feel bad and then say, "...when he slipped and fell out of his guard tower."

  • @sandothemando8924
    @sandothemando8924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everyone on planet Earth who ever lived: ........
    Benny: oooooh hoooo whoooo oooooh

  • @Rainbowgrrl
    @Rainbowgrrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I reckon Benny’s reactions definitely were different to what they would’ve been if he hadn’tve been sitting next to Dale! Also really interesting that the Jew found them the funniest out of all the crowd it seemed. Perhaps that’s the thing though, it’s more ok for him to laugh at them n he has more insider knowledge of Jewish stuff...

  • @appletreesubs
    @appletreesubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that the Jewish guy laughed the most lolll

  • @mfrederikson
    @mfrederikson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    can you do "crossing the line: autism jokes"

  • @malladivenkatesh8231
    @malladivenkatesh8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who else were waiting for "oh ho ho" in the video

  • @kobeslaughter4671
    @kobeslaughter4671 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pizza oven joke was slways my favorite

  • @Denali_Rebel
    @Denali_Rebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You had me at concentrating

  • @shawnmoore1319
    @shawnmoore1319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol the Jewish guy basically hijacked the conversation.
    What a damn Jew.! 😂

  • @smens3920
    @smens3920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am outraged!
    ....that I did not find this earlier!

  • @Miemerke
    @Miemerke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm not offended by any of this, I don't even think it's funny.
    The best joke tellers about jews are jews themselves.
    They have great sense of humour when it comes to jewish jokes & self-reflection.

    • @axeman2638
      @axeman2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      now that's a jewish joke, self reflection, sure.
      So why does anti-semitism keep happening?
      109 countries?

    • @whinei1449
      @whinei1449 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To not blame jews for antisemitism is quite a reach

    • @axeman2638
      @axeman2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whinei1449 racism and deceit written in their religious texts, 2000 odd years of being hated where ever they went.
      Yeah nothing to do with Jewish behaviour at all.

    • @michaelbcohen
      @michaelbcohen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@axeman2638 because when things go wrong people blame minority groups, every culture, just historically most places had two or three minority groups, and most groups other than Jews werent in many places. When Poland had the Anti-Jewish pogroms they also went after the Scottish community in Poland, the difference is after a few dozen pogroms the Scots left, the Jews stuck around. And it was the same in many other places. Understanding the history of attacking and blaming "the other" for problems as a distraction by political leaders is an old things. Jews just happen to have been all over the world as a minority group so they got targeted along with the others, but as whole have been exposed to a lot more because of the diaspora dispersion.

  • @cooperwoods3186
    @cooperwoods3186 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Benny would've been dying if he wasn't sitting next to baldy

  • @chiiriipeach
    @chiiriipeach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    benny's laugh makes my day

  • @titaniumwolf2
    @titaniumwolf2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How about get an Aboriginal, Indian, Pacific Islander and Asian Aussie in there.
    The reactions will be interesting.

  • @JohnWhiteHere
    @JohnWhiteHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    for some reason the gay guy really pisses me off, just the way that he looks at others before laughing and how he shakes his head at others for laughing, he just seems super fake

  • @mushroomman52
    @mushroomman52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I reckon you can get picked up by a TV network Neil! Keep up the good work

  • @thealmightybucket5930
    @thealmightybucket5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Humour always comes from rather dark places. God, people need to calm the hell down. ESPECIALLY when Mr. Egg changes how Benny reacts.

  • @armwrestlingfan6804
    @armwrestlingfan6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That scooter song always gets stuck in my head because it sounds like he starts by yelling "Transforming the jews"

  • @anonacc4830
    @anonacc4830 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like Benny tried to cater to the pastor lol

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These jokes were actually really funny. The pity party and west bank one are great.

    • @schnitzelberry
      @schnitzelberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah most of them were pretty funny. the West Bank one was funny but it was also very dumb because it's not true and it's ignorant.

  • @michaelrobertshaw4790
    @michaelrobertshaw4790 ปีที่แล้ว

    this channel should have -way- more subs.

  • @the_venomous_viper1234
    @the_venomous_viper1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pastor Dale appeared in the promotional video against the Religious Freedom Act - good on him

  • @mufc1015
    @mufc1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Once the teacher asked a group of students what the most flammable objects are the Jewish kid raised his arm immediately and said ooh me me me the teacher said correct what else? Lolol

  • @petiesabala1077
    @petiesabala1077 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was very insightful and very funny I am a Mexican

  • @the_court_jester666
    @the_court_jester666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a great idea. I laughed at the same jokes the Jew laughed about, the palestine-israel joke definitely crossed my line.