I promised myself that I'd actually go to the gym when Dan and Phil upload a whole video without mentioning furries... I'm not going to be exercising much am I?
For I moment I was thinking "I am going to understand this fairly specific comment because of some random knowedge i've got from being bulgarian. Probably eurovision related." But the it turned out this was a pretty specificrefrence I got because of Harry Potter and my not-so-low-key obsession
I don't think so. Social media has corrupted the poor bean. He will now be dabbing on his haters. For more information on this serious condition call: 999-420-6660
“whats the best kind of..” one of the answers: bears me: what kind of bear is best? wrong. black bear. fact; bears eat beets. bears. beets. battle-star galactica.
Tuuli L When you add up the scores they actually got during the video, Dan had 65,000 and Phil had 44,000. The numbers they added up at the end were wrong. Especially since they both got 7 right answers (and Dan got 10,000 six times while Phil didn't get it once), but somehow Phil had written down many more scores for himself...
as someone who was adding up the scores during the game dan actually did win with a score of 65000 and phil ended up with a score of 44000. i think the reason siri didn't get that was because dan was speaking so fast.
No I checked and Siri got it right. So either you made a mistake, or Phil did. I didn't keep track during the game, but the scores Dan rattles off at the end are: 7+4+8+9+7+8+7+9+9+3+2 = 73 10+10+10+10+10+10+1+5 = 66
It wasn't because he was speaking so fast, it was because he said the wrong numbers (and a lot more numbers for Phil even though they both had exactly 7 right answers in the video). But yes, Dan definitely won.
“What is the best kind of bear?” “That’s a ridiculous question.” “False. Black Bear.” “That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.” “Fact. Bears eat beets. BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.” If y’all don’t know what this is from ur missing out big time.
Jim: *places bobblehead on table* Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year! Jim: MICHAEL. Dwight: Oh, that’s funny. Michael!
Does my boss answers. That means that so many people have googled the answers to the question on google feud that it is there on the answers... Now, THATS inception!
dan: euthanasia?
phil: varieties of caterpillars?
I didnt know euthanasia was a word so I thought dan literally googled youth in Asia
Bees?
Literally Dan and Phil
HAIRY caterpillars
@@tracimoyer9879 😭😭
"Is it safe to eat raw sewage?"
*As opposed to cooked sewage?*
Vanessa Hansmann I don't get it either
As opposed to sewage that's been processed and filtered
Vanessa Hansmann I don’t know where he was going with that one
Vanessa Hansmann I'm actually crying 😂😂
Vanessa Hansmann I hope this gets pinned
I live for Dan resentfully complaining about Phil's house habits
Yo Dan's eyes pretty af
ikr i always had a thing for brown eyes idk why
Ikr?!!!
but have y'all seen phils eyes.. beautiful
Annie Dildine Yo Dan's pretty af
Myeyes are Hazle
"stinky one today, Janet"
i read this as he said it
What??
Hey dab I saw you on simplynailogical's channel
Dan *s l a y s* with his earring
OMG I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!!!
Just another viewer its so low-key that its high- key cute 👌
Google History: How to pick my fursona
Dan: "I was probably googling the spelling"
Is no one else laughing at "stinky one today Janet"?
comicBookChick I honestly can't stop laughing 😂
I'm dead😅
meee omg 😂😂😂
Google Feud say a lot about humanity. A LOT about humanity.
boop lord OMG don't even get me started on the Cards Against Humanity video! 😂😂
I’ve watched the other two videos and you’re 1 million percent true
Your comment is v true, and your profile pic is super cute
Haha thanks!
Shaniya Abraham my college RA used that picture in a donut event for our floor where her pug was going to be
phil's fursona is a caterpillar confirmed
colin the caterpillar
isla
But he said he was a scaley in pinof 9 bloopers
SOMEBODY STOP HIM HE KEEPS DABBING.
Smol Bean JESUS NO
Smol Bean YOU CANT
😈😈😈 *don't read my name* 😈😈😈
EXACTLY
Smol Bean IKR
can we talk about dan slaying those tongue twisters?
iconic
t h e a t e r ✨ d r a m a
“kamono. komodo. mechano. kenco? kamano. karano. kamaro!”
-dan and phil 2018
When Phil’s hair went up, so did his sass levels. 😆
Lindsey Kimball he's being more and more Victor xD
Sass Masta from Manchestaaaaaaa
*raw sewage*
Wot mate
ikr, who doesn't cook their sewage?
the harmonic "bye" at 13:47 i love it
Grace Gilmartin just let me repeatedly replay that
IM WHEEZING THATS BEUATIUDLMFKLLKJDKR
That harmony was a perfect fifth btw
i expected a video clip of dan dragging trash to the bin room
im dissapointed
me too.
I promised myself that I'd actually go to the gym when Dan and Phil upload a whole video without mentioning furries...
I'm not going to be exercising much am I?
Lmao what's the gym??
You’ll probs go to the gym every 5 months, 4 and a half if you’re lucky
you can just work out from home. that's what I do
Go to the gym every time they do, you'll be fit af hahah
what is this “gym” you speak of?
their "bye" was so beautifully harmonized wtf
9:25 to 9:28. Dan's little "ugh" after Phil said "care".
J N aw
aw I didn’t notice that before
Aw
J N listen with your eyes closed 😬
cute
Wait Phil won? Thats the biggest plot twist since Bulgaria caught the snitch but Ireland won the cup
Petronella Osgood I understood that reference
Petronella Osgood oh god krum fans unite
The biggest plot twist was when Minerva was grilling Harry about him yelling at Umbridge and then she says”Have a biscuit Potter”
For I moment I was thinking "I am going to understand this fairly specific comment because of some random knowedge i've got from being bulgarian. Probably eurovision related." But the it turned out this was a pretty specificrefrence I got because of Harry Potter and my not-so-low-key obsession
Petronella Osgood My Harry Potter Fandom!
Is nobody going to talk about Phil in that flannel
Phil: “are you just staying down there?”
Dan: “i’m in a bad mood.”
that was honestly me *all* freaking day
Anna Noel Same XD
Apparently one day is 1 hour long now
Same but my parental units forced me to go outside, something about being "a normal child" or something
Same here damn
Same
6:49 just a replay button for myself
I honestly needed that too
It's even better when you put it in a higher pitch
Same
play it at 2x speed and when he starts to say apple, change it to 0.5x speed
LAMOOOOOOO
Dan and Phil hooting and howling at each other is my aesthetic
“I’m ironically dabbing” I DONT BELIVE YOU DANIEL ITS TOO MANY NOW
Phil and the microwaves. First his flatmates microwaves a lightbulb and then he microwaves his laptop
Kira he has a problem
someone stop him
honeslty Dan calling Karamo “Kimono” was hilarious
how do you even think of typing "how to microwave a cat"
I have a feeling it’s because of the movie Juon(the grudge?)
The cheeky look on dans face when he thought he was going to win
Phil is aging backwards I swear
Literally
13:05 - It's alright to be trash. It's called a garbage can, not a garbage cannot.
Purple Flash Jessie Paege reference?
We’ve already covered that dan is Phil trash #1 soooo
awhhhh phil's shirt
dab howlter it’s PHlannel
Aww Dan's hair
phils hair
Hi Dabby hows Evan
Smol Bean hi. Um, you’ve been making a shit-ton of puns and I need you to LEAVE
Dan dabbed more in this video than all of 2017
It took me too long to realise that Phils shirt HAS DINOSAURS ON IT
I want it.
I didn't even real8ze until you said ir
AHHHHHHH also dans earring 👌🏻👌🏻 if he has been wearing it for a long time then oh whelp but hrihsinkods ok
WHAT THE FUCK
Cyvin Tyranea I only realised because I read this😂
I think _What is the best kind of a bear?_ is a reference to The Office.
jasmine YES IT IS. I WAS SO UPSET WHEN NO ONE GOT IT. THANK YOU
Is your profile pic starkid?
AnimalWild223 Black coffee I’m your coffee gal
@@numberfive6434 lol
I think these British lads might've been more into the Office UK.
*phil* in the blanks
Jessica
google PHeud
:^)
Smol Bean *dan* you please stop
😈😈😈 *don't read my name* 😈😈😈
Jessica hi queen
i appreciate the amount of times dogs are mentioned in this video
Ha same
Phil with that new hair yes
I audibly snorted when Dan was making fun of Phil for making fun of him
Love that dan has started wearing earrings again. He slays the one hoop look
Beth Dixon he really does
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😂😂
He really does, it’s quite attractive n.n
that right ear ohhhhhh( im just kidding plz dont come for me im a sensitive bitch)
Beth Dixon IKR. He’s such a beaut.
Rip dan as he freezes to death taking the bin out and potentially has to deal with people in the bin room
i just noticed the little t-rexes on phil's shirt...i guess we can call him phil rexter
toomanyfandoms tocreateausername Absolutely beautiful.
yes
That was good.
*leaves*
*insert slow clapping*
Apple crisp is a completely different thing in America 😂💀
I was thinking the exact same thing lmao
Wot is it?
Its a pie thing im pretty sure
I think you guys would call it a crumble
What is an apple crisp in America???? I'm so confused
One time I microwaved a spoon for a full minute and nothing happened and to this day I still wonder what the hell that spoon was made out of
Phil is so much more sassier now, I love it.
Amelia Bethell yesssss
Amelia Bethell it's the hair
CURLS AND QUIFF
PLEASE CAN THIS LAST FOREVER
When it said Peter, I was telling, “TYPE PETTIGREW!”
Me too!!
carlita Xx same!!!
Me too!
Same!!
ME TOO
dan your shirt is CONFUSING me
isnt life?
Same 😂
Phil's been styling these last few months
Well I sure know what I'm going to be Googling now!
*ahem*
"Siri, what are the best ways to snap someone's arms off?"
“what is the best kind of bear”
*D A N H O W E L L*
DarlingAvary OH FUCK-
FOR PERSONAL REASONS I'M SOBBING
forget euthanasia.
*_microwave me dad._*
Annie Onumis Oh my god lmao
LMAO
I wanna die
R u a cat?
Lmfaooo
I thought Dan aced the game. But wow Phil
tomstanely he did. He won by 21000 points.
Them mocking each other’s answers is what I live for
same
I see a lot of heart eyes Phil in the beginning of the video
*Love eyes Lester
theres a reason hes called love eyes lester
Danisnotafanofbins
Amicrowavingphil
Wow.
Yeah, they always do that
Space Biscuit i’ve been watching these two for a while I think I gathered that 😂
I MADE THIS COMMENT HAVE EXACTLY 1K LIKES
😂
mIEcrowave
hahah playing to not take the bins out i love that
this would motivate me way more than marshmallows to be honest.
Some say that Peter Dan is still dabbing his way to Neverland...
(unironically)
Is no one gonna mention that after Phil said “why are dogs cute” and it was there he yelled “YEAST”
You know he says it's ironic but all I can think of is his "Ironic Appreciation" video.
I DON'T THINK IT'S IRONIC ANYMORE, DAN AND WE ARE CONCERNED
Omg that's what I was thinking
I don't think so. Social media has corrupted the poor bean. He will now be dabbing on his haters. For more information on this serious condition call: 999-420-6660
phil got rid of his fringe and i am *here for it*
*"But you're already the trash, how can you take yourself out, Dan?"*
- Phil Lester, 2018
watch @ 9:00 with the captions on. my heart melted ❤️❤️❤️
*PHIL'S HAIR*
*DAN'S HAIR*
*DAN'S EARRING*
*PHIL'S SHIRT*
I'M LEGIT DYING
I LIVE FOR THIS IN 2018
Ri L IM *_S H O O K_*
Ri L yesssss
Sameeeeeee
I didnt even notice Dan's earring til now omf
I saw the earring and died 😍
THE QUIFF IS STAYING I'M SHOOK
No cats were harmed during the making of this video, but my eyes were every time Dan dabbed
ThE hOrRor
“whats the best kind of..”
one of the answers: bears
me: what kind of bear is best?
wrong. black bear.
fact; bears eat beets.
bears. beets. battle-star galactica.
False.
THE LAST THING I GOOGLED WAS LITERALLY "SEBASTIAN STAN SHIRTLESS" AND IM NOT EVEN ASHAMED
jungkook is whipped BTS and Dan and Phil. Same
jungkook is whipped relatable
jungkook is whipped Same
Mine is Chris Evans shirtless ...
jungkook is whipped MEEE OMG Sebastian Stan is bae
Those scores... I need to see the outtakes.
Yep. Dan actually won by 21,000 points.
(But as usual noone cares that Phil cheats all the time...)
shhhhh Right? I don‘t know why Dan even believed that. Jesus. Not cool Phil, not cool.
its just a gameee
i don't get it, why don't they make sense?
Tuuli L When you add up the scores they actually got during the video, Dan had 65,000 and Phil had 44,000. The numbers they added up at the end were wrong. Especially since they both got 7 right answers (and Dan got 10,000 six times while Phil didn't get it once), but somehow Phil had written down many more scores for himself...
I'M LAUGHING DAN USED SIRI TO ADD THEM
*add ten thousand add ten thousand add ten thousand*
Dan saying, “AppLE TrEE” at 6:55 is my entire life force
Dude. both Phil and Dan look so much cuter and more handsome with their new Hairstyles. Gosh bless.
Dan's hoop earring is serving everything I need rn
tHaT's hOw tHe BiN cRuMbLeS
When Phil said “varieties of harry caterpillars” my arm touched my pillow case and I got seriously spooked
ok so i leave for a week and phil is suddenly not emo
Exactly
he was emo? since when?? hes too pure.
“Stinky one today Janet” omg 😂😂
What happens when you microwave
YOUR SOUL
Max Greene it breaks the sound barrier
I’d have to find mine first
Max Greene you and Dan will join black parade
Plot twist you become immortal
Max Greene i dony have one
The unison “bye” at the end tho. Sweet sweet harmony
too cute
Phil’s hair is great I love it so much
Tanna Dodson i guess you could say it’s
PHANtastic
Tanna Dodson I don't care I can't lose two fringes
Tanna Dodson dIll sToP
Wow. Quantity over quality!
Go Phil!
Such a hypocrite, Phil
yeh!
“Write it dooown jimmeny mister I’m-keeping-the-score”
New favourite sentence.
Dan and Phil sitin in an apple tree G-O-O-G-L-I-N-G
Dan “yeeting” is my new aesthetic
as someone who was adding up the scores during the game dan actually did win with a score of 65000 and phil ended up with a score of 44000. i think the reason siri didn't get that was because dan was speaking so fast.
JUSTICE FOR DAN
Guys we need to up vote this. Justice for Dan
Let it be a hashtag JUSTICE FOR DAN
No I checked and Siri got it right. So either you made a mistake, or Phil did. I didn't keep track during the game, but the scores Dan rattles off at the end are:
7+4+8+9+7+8+7+9+9+3+2 = 73
10+10+10+10+10+10+1+5 = 66
It wasn't because he was speaking so fast, it was because he said the wrong numbers (and a lot more numbers for Phil even though they both had exactly 7 right answers in the video). But yes, Dan definitely won.
Phil hyping AmazingPhil as it should be
“Where’s your sportsmanship?”
“I dunno, where’s yours? I think you left it up an apple tree”
Hearing them bicker over the trash is just too funny.
Guys......
Apple crisp is a baked ‘crumbled apple pie’ and oats dessert.
You eat it with ice cream
In the UK "crisp" is the word for "chip."
Odbal Yes! I was internally screaming that whole scene. Smh
That's just apple crumble in the UK wtf😂
Kirsty Rattray i was literally thinking that 😂
wHICH BEAR IS BEST?
fact: black bear
well that’s debatable.
fact: bears eat beets
bears, beets, battlestar galactica
Identity theft is not a joke
s̸c̸h̸i̸z̸øp̸h̸r̸e̸n̸i̸c̸ b̸e̸a̸n̸ beats. Bears. Battle star galáctica.
Do re mi fa so fcking done with you guuuurl - blackbear
"Does anyone want my eyes? They don't really work."
WoW gReAt MaRkEtInG pHiL
I died when Dan just had to do mouth twisters and it reminded me of fetus tanned Dan and very emo Phil
I thought that part seemed familiar haha
Chloe Cashman YES omg
Phil lookin spiffy today
Jack Is Life quiffy*
What happens if you microwave...
YOUR SOUL
Louvain Leigh
It’s darkness would consume the microwave
What happens if I sold it to Shane Dawson??? Then I don't have one to MiCroWAVVe¿¿¿
Fire
“What is the best kind of bear?”
“That’s a ridiculous question.”
“False. Black Bear.”
“That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.”
“Fact. Bears eat beets.
BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.”
If y’all don’t know what this is from ur missing out big time.
Jim: *places bobblehead on table*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
Jim: MICHAEL.
Dwight: Oh, that’s funny. Michael!
Okay good I wasn’t the only one who thought of this😂😭
Okay yes
I flipping love the office! that was what i thought of first
IDENTITY THEAFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!
*the checked shirt is back*
Wait if Phil lost would he be taking Dan out.
What.
Does my boss answers. That means that so many people have googled the answers to the question on google feud that it is there on the answers... Now, THATS inception!
3:45 I'm wheezing so hard, Phils face and Dan's calm reaction is priceless, I can't breathe