The Gmod Castle Calamity
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2012
- Mario is back, and once again, he is trying to destroy that damn castle! Will he finally succeed?
The Castle Calamity collab is inspired by Jeremy Simms (bigfoot3290). Gmodders, with any skill level, participated in the collab.
I would like to give a special thanks to those who participated in the collab! You guys are the best out there. ;)
To those whose collab entries aren't shown in the video, here are the reasons why I did not accept:
1. Your collab entry did not meet the requirements.
2. You did not turn in your entry in time.
3. Technically, your entry is not too funny. (i.e. Much like it was just a cheap slideshow that makes no sense.)
I might have left out certain participants by accident. Considering that it has over 100 entries, it is tricky, yet hard to check who participated. I mean, you have a LOT of files. Oh well, I will try to make it up by doing the "Castle Calamity: The Lost Attempts".
Also, I want to give a special thanks to Doug Walker. He is the one who did the narrator for the intro. For those who aren't familiar with him, you may have know him as the Nostalgia Critic, Chester A. Bum, and especially Douchey McNitpick. If you wanna check him out, go to thatguywiththeglasses.com/ or check him at LeagueofSuperCritics channel. Trust me, he is the funniest person I know. - ตลก
When I first watched this as a kid, I had no idea I was listening to Doug Walker. Now that I know, I recognize her delivery and his nostalgia critic rant at 0:38.
DOUG WALKER I JUST REALIZED THE BEGINNING IS NARRATED BY DOUG WALKER AFTER SO MANY YEARS
An adorable Stray Cat vests stagdtd s. T
An adorable Stray Cat we'd for me
An adorable Stray Cat YOU are gay And your pic is bull SHIT
Bruh...
........
this is the kind of madness SMG4 would make...
Well, the older one. This us actually before when SMG4 made GMod vids in 2013.
indeed.
so true
back when this first came around i THOUHT it was smg4
(probably bc i was, like, 6)
@@SN64YT ah hey man
I remember this...
Oh god, the nostalgia...
Critic?
@@matthewroyer1561 comedy
I wish we could go back to 2012, what a simpler time that was
De danm nostalgia
16:20 THIS Is my favorite entry, I love the way how everything explodes; and eventually the logo itself
Like similar to what SMG4 used to did in his old vids.
It’s so funny! (Laughing so hard) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't even see the logo exploding too lol
"Were you expecting an entry? TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME! WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
I couldn’t stop laughing at that part 😂😂😂😂
13:16 Such a great Toy Story 2 reference, "But I don't wanna use my head!!"
13:19 13:22
5:30 Can't believe they predicted the Mario And Rabbids Battle Kingdom.
Skylar Pearsall I was looking for this.
Skylar Pearsall BWWWWWAAAAAAAAA
Not really if you asked me.
😂😂😂😂 true
@@OriginalWaybackMate r/whoosh. Flew right through you bud
Luigi: Whata we gunna do MARIO?
Mario:use ur head
Wario: Wa
Luigi:BUT I DONT WANT TO USE MY HEAD!
Castle: ....
Just like toy story 2
lol, i knew it was a Toy Story 2 reference! :D
13:16
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The nostalgia is real…
18:32 Love the aqua teen hunger force reference
What episode?
@@Jothomas214 Mail Order Bride
There are jump scares on entries 41, 62 and 78 in the visual sense.
Ian Frew
actually there is a jumpscare at entry 41.
@@brodiero-solar302 I think he meant 41
And 57 lol
And they never scared me 😂😂😂
@@DrasticFox2004 same
I just now noticed that Doug Walker was the narrator. For the longest time I was like, "I know that voice..." but I couldn't pinpoint it until now.
11:14. That's the best one XD
omg xD
Ear rape
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@@Patrickbaby420 the google translate option showed up on your comment lol
⚠️WARNING JUMPSCARES AND LOUD NOISES INCOMING IN SEGMENTS #41 (timestamp: 8:27-8:37), AND #62 (timestamp: 12:11-12:26)VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!⚠️
4:51-5:03 Well, who didn't see that coming?
I didn’t 😳
I’m nowhere NEAR a Pokémon fanatic.
ah
such a classic
who can't forget this
WARNING:
Turn audio down for entry 62!
It's for your own good.
Rock you
Its a Hero
Well,it's too late for me,but thanks anyways amigo,you rock!
0:42 He can see into the future.
Too much logic
13:16 That's my favorite scene of this video. So hilarious!!!
Luigi: What are we gonna do, Mario?
Mario: Use your head!
Wario: Wa!
Luigi: BUT I DON'T WANNA USE MY HEAD!!!!
(Screaming)
(Splat!)
@@ryangeorge8535 Luigi: Ow!
13:19
Toy story 2 reference lol
All moments of GMOD Castle Calamity!
(SPOILERS)
1:37 1. Luigi Explodes
1:47 2. Missle Launched back
1:59 3. Sentry Gun Fail
2:02 4. Crazy Fire Cactus
2:09 5. Pony Guidance gone wrong
2:25 6. Sticky Bomb Fail
2:36 7. Kirby eats Mario
2:44 8. Heavy’s Figure gun
2:52 9. Spiked Ball to the face
2:59 10: Transformation Fail
3:11 11. Explosive Messup
3:20 12. Fire Magic Attempt
3:35 13. Weak leveled Sword
3:51 14. Anime Girl Attacks
4:06 15. Robot Hand grabs Mario
4:12 16. Castle DOMINATES Mario
4:19 17. Bullet Bill Blaster Backfire
4:26 18. Failed by Luigi’s sneeze
4:42 19. Mario gets gunned at
4:51 20. Jolton Tackle
5:03 21. Zombies are coming
5:10 22. Guitar Engineer!
5:28 RABBIT INTERMISSION
5:49 23. Soldier’s Rocket Fail
5:53 24. Crushed by Donkey Statue
6:00 25. Broken ? Switch
6:05 26. Zombies are alerted
6:20 27. L4D Coach’s Homerun
6:27 28. Mario’s Head gets nipped
6:36 29. Mario angrily hitting ? Switch
6:41 30. Summoning Chain-Chomp
6:53 31. OLD SPICE EXPLOSIVE KICK!
7:06 32. Luigi gets Sticky Bombed
7:14 33. Surprise Buttsex
7:23 34. Wario farts on Mario
7:28 35. Pokémon Fetch Fail
7:37 36. Sonic’s Spindash Attempt
7:45 37. Using Luigi as a Hammer
7:54 38. Attack of the Medic Cutouts
8:05 39. Teleporting Train
8:15 40. Robo-Suit Mario Fail
8:27 41. Demon sends Mario to Hell (jumpscare)
8:37 42. Zombies are alerted ... Still
8:52 43. Warped to Time Purgatory
9:07 44. Weird Warp Pipe
9:16 45. L4D Louis’s Grenade Fail
9:31 46. Mine Turtle
9:37 47. Mario hurts his knee
9:46 48. Sat on by Thicc Fish
9:55 49. Majora’s Moon Summon Fail
10:03 50. Robot Spy zaps Mario
10:10 51. Crazy Medic
10:19 52. WTF Wario
10:28 53. BattleToad Attempt
10:37 54. CounterStrike Kill
10:53 55. WTF Luigi
10:59 56. ? Switch Explodes
11:10 57. WALUIGI TIME!!!
11:19 58. Spiked Ball Trap
11:25 59. Saxxy Award!
11:40 60. Explosive Drill Fail
11:55 61. Macho Waluigi Attack!
12:11 62. Unholy Baby Doll (loud jumpscare)
12:26 63. Idiot Mobile Fail
12:37 64. Eaten by Puffer Fish
12:41 65. Creepypasta Ambush
12:52 66. Moon falls from Sky
12:58 67. Funny Crying Dad
13:04 68. Ultimate Explosion Fail
13:15 69. Luigi Battering Ram
13:24 70. Heavy’s Mini-gun Fail
13:39 71. PC opening Viruses
13:50 72. POWER-UP OVERLOAD!
14:05 73. Bob-omb Catch
14:19 74. Kidnapped by Enderman
14:31 75. Future Mario’s Failed Mission
14:44 76. ? Switch turned Piston
14:55 77. Annoying Robot Demoman
15:10 78. Sudden Slenderman Attack
15:15 79. Pulse Rifle Fail
15:24 80. Eaten by a Cheep-Chomp
15:36 81. Plan to get someone else to press ? Switch Failed
15:50 82. Mario’s Sweet Dream
16:07 83. Pony Kicked
16:17 84. EVERYTHING EXPLODES!
16:31 85. Sentry Gun Fail #2
16:37 86. Mario gets blasted
16:45 87. Mario punches Switch at Luigi
17:02 88. Ponies ruin everything!
17:16 89. Banzai Billed
17:21 90. Mini Macho Waluigi Fail
17:34 91. Tool Gun Remover
17:43 92. Pointless 1-up Mushroom
17:53 93. Speeding Rocket Crash
18:06 94. Stabbed by Spy
18:16 95. Thwomped
18:21 95.#2 Ramming Robot Destroyed
18:31 96. Heavy & Scout Moment
18:47 97. Bounced Bullet to the Nose!
18:57 98. Angry Birds Attempt
19:12 99. Piano Drop
19:23 100. Rocket Castle
19:39 101. Sentry Droid Screwup
19:53 102. GAME-OVER SNAKE!
20:05 103. Boxed
20:19 104. Castle turned Cannon
20:33 105. Demoman’s attempt but gets ruined by Spy
20:47 106. Laser Eyed Big Head
21:01 107. (FINAL) Mega Mario Fail + Mario gives up
Looney Tunes-esque explosion entries
2:03
2:16
10:59
16:18
At 11:12 Waluigi....do I have to say more?
Yes. You need to say
*WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*
@@muchpain6725 Wah!
14:31 Mario in a "No time to explain" joke
WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!
16:28 WHAT!?!?!? THE LOGO BLEWED UP TOO!?!!
Its 16:27
fourth wall break!
Blew*
Watermark?
The best of the collabs.
This is a decent length and really really good. I love all the hard effort put (and how hard Mario fails too).
My childhood. I’m 17 now and I saw it all the way back when it came out. So much has changed. My sister is married, I’m a senior in high school, I graduate this year, and I turn 18 in 7 months. I never thought I’d get this far.
Edit: well, Here’s an update no one asked for lol.
I graduated, I’m 18 now, I got my first tattoo, I got my drivers permit, and unfortunately my sister’s husband took his own life. Life is full of ups and downs. So cherish the time you have with those you love.
Wow that's awesome, man!
My condolences to you, your sister and her husbands family…
12:27 best sequence of events ever.
0:23 Awwwwwwwwww Luigi... XD
6:28 it's a witch from the anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
"Is Mario from Brooklyn?"
"Is Peach from Brooklyn?"
This guy predicted the Mario movie.
The original GMOD Castle Calamity will always be the best one.
Amen.
16:38 XD CABOOSE!!!
Caboose: Wait?? what was that first part again???
Is that voice of the narrator DOUG WALKER /NOSTALGIA CRITIC
Omg it is
+Phil Peterson I KNEW IT!!!! I COULD TELL IT FROM THE START!!!
Phil Peterson vrd
Phil Peterson
looke its caboos
4:27 This is what happens when Luigi sneeze, and Mario grabs and spins and throws him away 😂😂That’s funny!
The noise Luigi makes at 9:15 in the pipe made me burst out laughing idk why 🤣🤣
More like 9:14
4:44 Slig appeared
Mario: Hello...
Slig: Freeze
Mario: 😧
Slig shoot at Mario
*TOO BAD,* Waluigi Time!
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Ahh the memories...2019 anyone?
18 was my favorite when I first saw this
2020?
Yes I this when i was 7 years old
This video was my child hood
5:33 Crispy predicted Mario+Rabbids: Kingdom Battle WAY BEFORE Nintendo even thought about doing it! 😲
I swear that's the nostalgia critic at the start .-.
100 percent sure it is. he's credited in the credits as the narrator.
jekblom123 hes got the nostalgia critic voice ill give him that?
9:48 i was laughing XD
5:29 Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle In a Nutshell
Lol "just roll the dam movie"
Luigi:Okay
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1:23 FINALLY someone stops to listen to luigi. Thank you mr. Crispy Toast. Subscribed!
ps. I love the randomness and funniness
8:07 oh look plank from ed edd n eddy
is that Nostalgia critic narrating?
yes yes it is
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Too cool! You go Doug!
i thought miniladd was going on his rants again
DEMON-HUNTER 揉むぬし波目日ヘミムも、。
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DEMON-HUNTER ghhbbn
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I remember watching this when I was only 10 and I found it hilarious. It still is today lol
I remember watching this when i was 6 or 7
Hey you!
Landon Stoltzfus No, sorry. I was talking about Scruffy49. He’s a new channel viewer.
Landon Stoltzfus Yep it’s alright.
Here's a fun fact about this video:
Long time ago at 9:10 you could actually click on a pop-up on the fallen pipe before Luigi enters the pipe. You would be sent to a private video with more 3 failed attempts of Mario trying to destroy the castle.
However since pop-ups were removed from YT you can't actually acess the private video anymore as far as i know.
5:14 Magma area from Megaman X6 sped up
ScottishLeaguehero764 do let me know if you find the actual music
Engineer gaming
0:05 This whole conversation was told by Nostalgia critic
I actually agree with Nostalgia Critic in this situation.
Coming back after 9 year I remember I watch this in childhood
Growing up, this was one of my favorites. Glad to see it's still here. Amazing stuff
Welcome to Earth! Where people judge you for the TV shows you watch.
spice guy : EXPLOSIIIIIIIIIIII- (castle fals and hurts foot) RAAAAAAAAH!!! 6:58
Man you guys deserve WAY more subscribers for this especially. I remember the first time I watched... such a while ago...
2:10 DJ Pon-3?
8:59 Pinkie pie?
11:09 Fluttershy&Applejack?
Twilight?
Psycho Mantis?
13:50 Steam summer sale be like
2:13 DOES EVERYTHING NEED FUCKING PONIES.
god damn it bronies.
No 6% needs to be about ponies.
I love ponies. I am brony
No need to make a big deal about it
In case you didn't know, only a very small amount had ponies.
So no, not everything needs ponies.
75% of the brony community are actually children
25% are grown men who have no life.
The entry number 84 make me happy with no reason.
*boom*
Produced by Crispy Toast
Voices:
Daydream Blu as The Narrator
Music Used:
Mario & Luigi BIS: Toad Town Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts - Nutty Acres Super Mario 3D Land - Overworld Super Mario 3D Land - Classic theme NEW Super Mario Bros Wii - Athletic Mario Party 9 - Jigsaw Jumble Mario Party 9 - Speeding Bullets Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Throwback Galaxy Mario Party 9 - Super Duper Mario Bros
Super Mario 3D Land - Jazz Theme
Music Used:
Mario Party 9 - Tough Enemy Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Hightail Falls Galaxy Mario Party 9 - Now You've Done It NEW Super Mario Bros. - Mega Mushroom = Mario Kart Double Dash - 4th to 8th Place Mario & Luigi: BIS - Victory Theme Super Mario 3D Land - Ending
12:28: to the idiot mobile! (Wildcat) DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS
fast meme:your car is broken
better buy more hats
idk
I thought it was going to be a Vanoss Gaming one
+Monika mi I Love That Part
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Diafire2 mi oh hey me
9:45 (Insert Skyrim reference here.)
the memories are coming back…
god the nostalgia is strong on this one
Bro... I watched this video when I was really young... Finally rewatching today. Nostalgia hits.
The good old days of weird castle destroying attempts. Wish I had a time machine
Mario's time machine.
18:16 Mario Screams When He Stubs His Toe!🤣
6:20 Mario jumps over the castle, but out popped was Coach (from Left 4 Dead), he angrily screaming ”NOOOOO!”, and smack him away with a golf, then he said ”Yeah!”
5:30 was my favorite part.
Ah, Doug Walker's voice is awesome.
God, I just love that intro by Doug Walker xD
AFTER EIGHT YEARS I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN!
NOSTALGIA RULES THE DAY!
Yes
OMGGG SAMMEEEE
I was watching an mr. Beast video and i saw crispy toast commented on it. I felt like i knew the channel so i clicked on it, looked at his videoes, sorted by popular and found this relateble comment
I watched this for the first time on its release and I rewatched it a couple times during those years, and now like 9 years later I’m here again. This hit diferent now but is still good
6:30 Sound Ideas, COW - SINGLE MOO, ANIMAL 01
3:20 I was thinking about how Roy Mustang from FMA would do in this situation but I FORGOT HE’S ALREADY PART OF ONE OF THE ENTRIES LMAO
I remember watching this when I was 4 it was the the most funny thing I’ve seen and still enjoy watching till this day
This was my childhood and I’m watching it now
8:31 That actually scared the shit out of me...
16:00 It's just a dream. Let's get back to work.
Glad to see this vid reach 10 million+ views before its 10 year anniversary
R. I. P. The Gmod Mario ragolls, you will be missed 😭
"Were you expecting an entry? To bad Waluigi time WAHHHHH"
Oh my god! I can't stop laughing at 39 at 8:05, cause I get the reference XD
Hint:Touhou
Yukari and her trains are EVERYWHERE. There's no escaping them.
8:12
i love that this is still up, and i found it immediately after watching smg4 and remembering this.
Omg the memories are flooding back. This is the first that I watched this in like a decade lol
Ahhh, I remember watching this when it was new, oh the good days.
Back when Doug was a nice guy.
4:13: Flatball!
4:15 Incoming x-ray fish!
4:17 Bubble rod dominated Xavier ;)
7:47 What an amazing classic calamity video. I had watch this video since my early days in elementary. And this video's still a gem to watch!! #MarioCalamities #LegendsNeverGiveUp!!! 🥰🥰💝💝💝🤟🤟🤟🤟
04:26 is my favourite for the simplicity and Mario's reaction.
4:26
Rage Guy Impersonations: 16:59; 19:58; 20:44
I loved this stuff as a child
Oh my god, this is so nostalgic.
8:10 is that plank in the background
My teacher told me Mario and Luigi were born in Italy because Mario said Caio once in Super Mario Sunshine.
The fact that it is also explicitly said that they are Italian also is a clue.
nerdyvids1 Mario and Luigi were on Italy but grew up in Brooklyn,so Brooklyn is Mario and Luigi's main home, Ahhh the city of Brooklyn of New York City
Pink Creepers they were actually born in Brooklin
This is the video that first introduced me to Team Fortress 2. Thank you for making this collab, CrispyToast.
10 years in the making, & it still tickles my funny bone
Japanese girl with a bazooka...?
+AwesomeFireFan You know her?
Haruhi?
Yes
AwesomeFireFan anime
Imagine this being in this vid:
Sonic = Mario
Tails = Luigi
Amy Rose = Peach
Omochaos = Toads
Dr. Eggman = Bowser
Shadow = Wario
Animal Capsule = The Castle
Mario = Sonic (that one entry, also cause it works)
This was my very first gmod video. And I loved it ❤️, I’m glad I found it again
Coming back after all these years, there are so many references I understand now that I didn't back then