3:57 Reeeeaallllyyyy hoping this guy was just roleplaying as a castaway who died of starvation and insanity. Would be very depressing if some of the last written words of a suicide victim was put onto a Roblox game that people wouldn't care about. If that guy is alive, people love you and need you, your a treasure whether you think so or not. You deserve to be here, and whether or not you know it, the universe is playing out exactly as it should. If you died, Rest In Peace my man.
Probably my favourite MrFlimFlam episode, the island and its inhabitants have an incredibly surreal yet cozy vibe, also really liked Flamingo somewhat acting like a sailor drunk on Coconut Rum at 6:25.
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️ 1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” B- Basic I- Information B- Before L- Leaving E- Earth✝️ Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
Nowhere is so comforting to me for some reason... the music seems like a fever dream and i love it, the contrast makes my eyes hurt but its just so comforting. i would do anything to live like this in real life.
Hey Albert, I think you should play “Flowers for my moon”. It’s a Roblox game by one of the devs of Deepwoken. It’s a really cool game. It has a dark storyline when you get into it thought.
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️ 1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” B- Basic I- Information B- Before L- Leaving E- Earth✝️ Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️ 1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” B- Basic I- Information B- Before L- Leaving E- Earth✝️ Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
Albert, you’ve probably wondered how to stop the loopkill command for a long time. The “:re” command fixes it and the player will stop constantly dying. Like so Albert can see. Edit: Wow, this is the most likes I’ve ever got on a comment! Thanks!
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be worse. Thank you.
Btw 0:28 if anyone is wondering, this was a tiktok trend i think kfc or mcdonalds did where you supposed to finish the lyrics and it turned into chaos😭😭
It's impressive how after 2,000 videos Albert can still find new games, roblox is a gift that keeps on giving while taking at the same time. Edit: My replies is like a terminator movie rn.
Roblox players woke up feeling DANGEROUS 🥶🥶 - 0 Dad 😈😈 - 0 Girls 😱😱 - 0 Sense of humor 🐐🐐 - Can't admit Fortnite is better 💯💯 - 1000 kids bullied per day 👺👺 - Lives in their moms basement 🤡🤡 - Can only perform on Roblox 😂🤣
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Can I just say how much I enjoy that the entire map looks like the weather forecasts colors on the news? Because that's for some reason enjoyable to me
@⋆“adorslia ɞ technically that whole touch grass joke failed ever since it first came out because we step on grass and it's technically touching grass so the whole joke failed ever since
Albert is actually a funny content creator without trying. unlike others, he stands out, he makes disturbing yet funny videos that everybody watches for entertainment. Albert, you always make my day better when I'm having bad days. u the goat, love you man.
You should do more admin videos on role play games, like get adopted by parents then start turning into the demons and scaring them, then turning back to normal and gaslighting them. Also maybe some type of hunger games thing would be fun to watch.
Also you should pretend to get with online daters then go with them somewhere and turn into the creepy monsters and crap. Just messing with people in general tbh.
Can we just talk about that one note albert read that said “im probably gone right now if your reading this...”? Just a reminder that if anyone online shows signs of suicidal plan or ideation, please encourage them to reach out for help. Even if you think it’s a joke, you truly can never be sure. I promise it won’t be this dark forever. Stay safe everyone❤️. Edit: I get that the note was probably a joke, or maybe some rp thing but still there's a lot of people who are very blunt about how depressed they are on the internet. Including a silly game like Roblox. I've met a lot of people who are suicidal on there and very open about it, since the internet comes with the benefit of somewhat protected identity. We should take these things seriously, I'd rather take suicidal ideation too seriously, then not be serious about it at all. I get people may have just been being humorous, but often times that humor is a coping mechanism. Please keep this in mind. Thank you.
I remember this game! This game reminded me of something very similar to a dream I had. The music just brings out the nostalgia I have sense the past 2-3 years.
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️ 1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” B- Basic I- Information B- Before L- Leaving E- Earth✝️ Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
yeah, they seem to have been going through a tough time. i hope they’re better now, and i wish other people would take suicide notes more seriously. i found a comment similar to your’s with all the comments assuming it was just a role player. you don’t just role play about suicide. that’s extremely insensitive. this was clearly not someone role playing and rather someone venting out their frustrations about the world. i feel incredibly sorry this person is dealing with such difficult things in their life.
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"nowhere" ROBLOX KILL COUNT 1:24 Geana (Female) Killed By unknown Sea creature 2:22 Magenta (Female) Beated to death by a stick 2:58 Unicorn (Unkown gender) Head Trauma 3:23 (im gonna count these people as dead) 55 People (unknown genders) killed by unknown 4:06 Magenta (Female) Beated to death by a stick 5:07 Logan (male) beated to death by a stick 5:45 ??? (female) beated to death by a stick off-screen 5:46 BTS (male) Beated to death by a stick 5:49 Azure (Female) Beated to death by a stick 5:52 Cat (Female) Beated to death by a stick 5:57 BTS (Male) Beated to death by a stick 7:22 Joe (Male) Beaten to death by a stick and body eaten 7:59 Albert (Male) Beaten to death by a stick Male deaths 5 (Logan, 2 BTS, Joe & albert) Female deaths 6 (Geana, 2 Magenta's, ???, Azure & Cat) Unkown Gender Deaths 56 Deaths (Unicorn & 55 Other People) Total of deaths 67
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️ 1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️ WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” B- Basic I- Information B- Before L- Leaving E- Earth✝️ Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
@RLM ⚠️WARNING!⚠️ STOP BEING PRIDE! and Be Humble, and never think that you are better than anyone else. Genesis 3:19 “For Dust you are, and to Dust you will Return.” WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17 “REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️ In The Name Of The Father. And Of The Son. And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙
3:10 HEY ALBERT ITS ME! I wrote this message and was thinking like a noob so i drew this and put them on the beach to make sure that you know if you didn't beat any games like Felipe's Revenge, Juke's towers of heck, Jigsaw's Revenge, Realm of the 9 portals, Rust bucket, and more [24]
If Albert was in the Hunger Games, he would be: The person to run away from the Cornucopia and hide from everyone for a long time. The person to start slowly becoming insane after no human contact for a long while. The person that kills the other while they are asleep, not with benefit, for the fun of it. The person to pray for mercy when someone tries to kill them but doesn’t apologise. The person to have their last words as: “Goodbye Cleetus, Earthworm Sally, Felipe…” The person to haunt the last people left in the Hunger games, trolling them.
Albert, congrats on 11 million subscribers! You have grown so much in the past couple years and it makes me so happy to see that 11mil under Flamingo. I hope you keep up the good work! We love you!!!! -Gabbi
Albert, idk if you'll ever see this but you might've accidently saved my life. My mom drinks and my whole family split as i was pretty young. Thank you for being the reason i try harder everyday. Keep doing what you do
Hey man, just wanted to encourage you to keep going. Your life is meaningful, and there ARE people who care. Wish you the best and I hope your circumstances get better. Stay strong 💪
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I rate this video a 10/10, what makes this video so good is the adventure we see flamingo take, as we watch flamingo judge others messages on a deserted island and get "happy" while eating coco nuts is enjoyable. Not only that but the pure chaos flamingo brang upon others with rocks and sticks is so hilariously lovable. But most of all the sad ending where flamingo tries to escape but then dies and gets sent back to the island... truly remarkable!!!
Congrats on getting almost 11M Albert! We appreciate all the effort you put into your videos This is off topic but i saw about 6 spam bots that copy comments in a span of 20 seconds
@@BaitPolice you're a bot but a good one, the bot that goes by the name of "Instagram user" says they are sexually abusing small children... and ontop of all that they say their "content" is better, which it isnt.
@@notgood1321 They have a playlist that displays on their profile when you click it. They try to trick you into thinking that's one of their uploads, when it's actually belongs to a main account to bring the views to.
this game looks like youre trapped in a fantasy world that you like but at the same time know you need to escape because something seems wrong about it and that honestly fits the channel perfectly. like another comment mentioned how its "disturbing but funny" is kind of a good way to describe this game.
I love how Albert- You know, I'll actually write everything i love about this man's videos. He's funny He's got a soothing voice I can sleep to his videos Plays different kinds of Roblox games Plenty of content, but still good quality Good editors (underpayed /j) Doesn't make racist jokes Doesn't make homophobic jokes An adult but still relates to his fans Cute AF merch (i have some) Pays attention to his fans (sometimes in good ways, sometimes not) Extra loud screams No jokes about women in derogatory ways No jokes about men in derogatory ways Cute (platonically) Hot avatars(hot babes) Just kind and good overall
If you find my comment in the sea of copied comments, I just want you to know that I love your videos and I’ve been watching them for years. No matter how bad of a day I’m having, watching one of your videos makes me smile. The junkbot raid made my day back then because I got to meet some nice people with similar interests. I wish you the best, Albert, and have fun messing with people!🦩 I’ve seen how kind you can be to people sometimes too, and you’re amazing. Never let the bad days get to you☀️
If you find my comment in the sea of copied comments, I just want you to know that I love your videos and I’ve been watching them for years. No matter how bad of a day I’m having, watching one of your videos makes me smile. The junkbot raid made my day back then because I got to meet some nice people with similar interests. I wish you the best, Albert, and have fun messing with people!🦩 I’ve seen how kind you can be to people sometimes too, and you’re amazing. Never let the bad days get to you☀
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
< Stop Right There! > The Video has a zone of baits / trolls that can probably be harmful or toxic. It is reccomended to try and not to react to any of them. Instead, report them if you have atleast some time. (Thank you SuperAgent for making this idea!)
As we can see here, the wild Albert has decided to play a new game where, supposedly, you are stuck on an island and have to eat many coconuts to survive, while looking at notes in bottles along the way, and setting them back out in the ocean. Eating specific numbers of coconuts causes strange things to happen, even including the lower ones such as one or two. It seems that if there are enough people, the point of the game either becomes to go on the boat to sail off and hope to find new land, while sacrificing others for food, or to collect enough sticks to go on a murderous rampage. Because sticks do damage, but only can be used once, we see the wild Albert attempting to collect as many sticks as he can. After that, he tries the second point, sailing off. This fails miserably. Anyways, thanks for watching this episode of: Albert Documentaries. I'll probably never do this again.
albert's villian origin story was getting hit in the back with a stick while riding his bike-
Why you don’t make videos anymore
Oklk
@@lps-emily he’s prob a fan
Lps Emily, you were my childhood! Thank you so much!
This is literally the second time he tells his story
3:57
Reeeeaallllyyyy hoping this guy was just roleplaying as a castaway who died of starvation and insanity. Would be very depressing if some of the last written words of a suicide victim was put onto a Roblox game that people wouldn't care about.
If that guy is alive, people love you and need you, your a treasure whether you think so or not. You deserve to be here, and whether or not you know it, the universe is playing out exactly as it should.
If you died, Rest In Peace my man.
I probably already left this game if your reading this, thanks for reading this you are only
It was probably a joke
@@BeIla_for_youyour probably a joke
4:49
Probably, there was also a note that said something like: “the loneliness” and something else
Probably my favourite MrFlimFlam episode, the island and its inhabitants have an incredibly surreal yet cozy vibe, also really liked Flamingo somewhat acting like a sailor drunk on Coconut Rum at 6:25.
Same! Couldn’t agree more.
This video was great can’t wait to see -HELP- more love these kinds of videos
SAME
4:04 i’ve noticed that in all games where people can leave notes, like 80% are su1c1d3 notes or venting
man
Rest in piece Joe
he will be forgotten, but never missed
Lol
At least karma put down Joe's accusers
wait whos joe
@@shinxray ice
@@JustCubx thanks
5:32 "wow look I'm seeing furries" best thing I've heard all night
Ok
How about this :
I just private chatted and the person left so the whole server heard
“I beat men and then rub their blood on the walls”
@@SONTHFC_EDITX7 uhhhh
@@SONTHFC_EDITX7 that’s the worst thing I’ve heard all night
😃
I love how Alberts videos are just disturbing but also funny in a way, somehow it makes perfect sense and creates actual entertaining videos
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE don’t read your sentence for the crimes you committed.
Defenitlt
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️
1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
B- Basic
I- Information
B- Before
L- Leaving
E- Earth✝️
Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
Agreed
@@BaitPolice thanks paloose man!
Nowhere is so comforting to me for some reason... the music seems like a fever dream and i love it, the contrast makes my eyes hurt but its just so comforting. i would do anything to live like this in real life.
Hey Albert, I think you should play “Flowers for my moon”. It’s a Roblox game by one of the devs of Deepwoken. It’s a really cool game. It has a dark storyline when you get into it thought.
@Chrisation (BEST TH-camR) ok
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️
1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
B- Basic
I- Information
B- Before
L- Leaving
E- Earth✝️
Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
@Scam / Bait S.W.A.T Force I’ll report the police then if you say so to report the above
I love that game! It’s a little unsettling, but the stories it tells are nice.
deepwoken fans be like "its fun tho"
I love how Albert complains about not knowing how to use the boat right after killing every person on the island who was willing to help him lol
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️
1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
B- Basic
I- Information
B- Before
L- Leaving
E- Earth✝️
Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
@@BaitPolice it wasn’t bad
@@BaitPolice thank you for spreading the word
Thank you so much, this is the only comment I have seen in MONTHS that actually has something to do with the video.
@@BaitPolice deez nuts
4:32 Albert was riding his bike peacefully UNTILL SOME RANDOM MANIAC AND HIT WITH A STICK
6:05 zetrus from dave and bambi popcorn edition reel!? 😳😳😮😮😮
LMAO I CAME HERE FROM PINTEREST
4:53 Albert was feeling a little sick someone put something silly in the coconuts
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Albert, you’ve probably wondered how to stop the loopkill command for a long time.
The “:re” command fixes it and the player will stop constantly dying.
Like so Albert can see.
Edit: Wow, this is the most likes I’ve ever got on a comment! Thanks!
@Kavetion bro u are more worst i hate bots btw
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
@@pollybroohyeah3962 so, You want me to kill a rock dragon?
@@pollybroohyeah3962
this is a bot as well, what its saying is a copypasta
@@pollybroohyeah3962 probably the only funny bot in youtube
1:53 Best note by far in this video
Congrats on 11Mil Albert! I've been watching you for a long time. You always seem to cheer me up. Thanks Albert. Keep up the good work
@annag cocl omg hell nahh
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE OMG CONGRATS TO TIM
@@iichxrryluna tim?
7:54 that one mosquito or gnat in my room at 3 AM
thats actually me he zoomed in on(¬◡¬)✧
0:55 "what is the meaning of the bird"😂😂
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be worse. Thank you.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE shut up
word
Shut up
im not reading that
dude what 💀
esit: you guys ik know, this is why i never reply to comments oml
6:06 I FOUND THE GUY WHO WAS COSPLAYING AS ZETRUS
Btw 0:28 if anyone is wondering, this was a tiktok trend i think kfc or mcdonalds did where you supposed to finish the lyrics and it turned into chaos😭😭
Mcdonald
4:58 drugs
bro overdosed on coconuts
It's impressive how after 2,000 videos Albert can still find new games, roblox is a gift that keeps on giving while taking at the same time. Edit: My replies is like a terminator movie rn.
Roblox players woke up feeling DANGEROUS 🥶🥶
- 0 Dad 😈😈
- 0 Girls 😱😱
- 0 Sense of humor 🐐🐐
- Can't admit Fortnite is better 💯💯
- 1000 kids bullied per day 👺👺
- Lives in their moms basement 🤡🤡
- Can only perform on Roblox 😂🤣
A TH-camr does his job 😱
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok
You’ve been flooded with Bots ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
The amount of bots that came in this comment in 7 minutes 💀
6:11 woah is that the famous dnb popcorn edition fnf character Zetrus, next to the most popular roblox gamer, Flamingo??!?!?!?
2:25 sounds like santa claus while having stroke and a asthma attack
2:16 a man has completed his main quest; get called cool by albert
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok :)
@@Instabruh.User.. says the one who dont have a contest
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@@masdin655 yes
0:45 either alberts drunk or im drunk from accidentally snorting a soda
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE Shut
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok 👍
i can see the bird, but its really hard to see bc of the skybox
1:33 brown coconuts can be poisonous, maybe that’s why it did that
i thought coconuts were only brown
@@plug7993
they’re green before they’re completely ripe
@@Mesruksi oooo
There’s also white coconuts I’m pretty sure
I thought they just put some lean in that conconut
7:38
REMINDS ME OF A TOM HANKS MOVIE CALLED “CASTAWAY” WHERE HE’S SCREAMING “WILSON! WILSON! IM SORRY” I TOTALLY RECOMMEND THE WATCH!!!
6:12
ALL DNB FANS WE DID IT, ZETRUS IS ON FLAMINGOS VIDEOOOOO
fuck dont mind this timestamp
4:22 who else heard this story from an older video?
Me
Raises hand
Epik
From “ epic marble run “ game
@@Baconboi_228 yep
“Is he waiting for me to die? What’s the meaning of the bird”
Weird core vibes,this whole game looks like weirdcore and I love that
Can I just say how much I enjoy that the entire map looks like the weather forecasts colors on the news?
Because that's for some reason enjoyable to me
@sieksa IV yea ok mr 2 subs
Boop
We’re just watching Albert lose his sanity and I completely support that. In a good way, of course!
I think instagram user need a therapist
lol
@@Instabruh.User.. how about get off the internet😉
The freaking bots here already is can we just get one video where there's no Bots
@⋆“adorslia ɞ technically that whole touch grass joke failed ever since it first came out because we step on grass and it's technically touching grass so the whole joke failed ever since
Albert is actually a funny content creator without trying. unlike others, he stands out, he makes disturbing yet funny videos that everybody watches for entertainment. Albert, you always make my day better when I'm having bad days. u the goat, love you man.
You should do more admin videos on role play games, like get adopted by parents then start turning into the demons and scaring them, then turning back to normal and gaslighting them. Also maybe some type of hunger games thing would be fun to watch.
Also you should pretend to get with online daters then go with them somewhere and turn into the creepy monsters and crap. Just messing with people in general tbh.
Can we just talk about that one note albert read that said “im probably gone right now if your reading this...”? Just a reminder that if anyone online shows signs of suicidal plan or ideation, please encourage them to reach out for help. Even if you think it’s a joke, you truly can never be sure. I promise it won’t be this dark forever. Stay safe everyone❤️.
Edit: I get that the note was probably a joke, or maybe some rp thing but still there's a lot of people who are very blunt about how depressed they are on the internet. Including a silly game like Roblox. I've met a lot of people who are suicidal on there and very open about it, since the internet comes with the benefit of somewhat protected identity. We should take these things seriously, I'd rather take suicidal ideation too seriously, then not be serious about it at all. I get people may have just been being humorous, but often times that humor is a coping mechanism. Please keep this in mind. Thank you.
bRuh SHUT UP U BOTS
They are attention seekers
I really hope the person who wrote that is okay :/
@@Instabruh.User.. Wait WHAT
you do realise it's a game and by the time somebody else reads the note they're just not in-game anymore
i like how flamingo makes videos daily while slowly losing his sanity and we just laugh at it
Yeah and than he goes Insane because of us because his comments like you spam the same before watching it
@@Instabruh.User.. this mf uses twitter and says he is better than flamingo
man the amount of bots
@@ianjpp2152 Fr
We get it stop commenting this shit
0:01 best edit thingy
I remember this game! This game reminded me of something very similar to a dream I had. The music just brings out the nostalgia I have sense the past 2-3 years.
Oh god bots
@@BaitPolice thank you very much scam bait police! you are one of the good ones!
@@BaitPolice thanks Bait police
@@BaitPolice finally giga police
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️
1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
B- Basic
I- Information
B- Before
L- Leaving
E- Earth✝️
Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
6:44 i skipped to this part, looked at the avatar that was sitting next to albert and i yelled out “IS THAT ZETRUS FROM POPCORN EDITION?!”
i think so lol
IT IS
2:12 if flamingo says that you're cool, then goshdarnit you're cool.
FLAMINGO I GOT A VIDEO IDEA YOU SHOULD BECOME A HAND AVATAR WITH LIKE ADMIN AND COME OUT OF THE WATER AND SCARE PEOPLE IN OUTHERE.
I love how roblox will allow disturbing notes and intense gore yet wont allow a picture of realistic spongebob
Or the word gay (tw: the word gay for chat mods 🥺/j )
"If you're reading this I'm probably gone" I hope that person has found peace
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE shut up
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
@@pollybroohyeah3962 bro not here
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok
yeah, they seem to have been going through a tough time. i hope they’re better now, and i wish other people would take suicide notes more seriously. i found a comment similar to your’s with all the comments assuming it was just a role player. you don’t just role play about suicide. that’s extremely insensitive. this was clearly not someone role playing and rather someone venting out their frustrations about the world. i feel incredibly sorry this person is dealing with such difficult things in their life.
5:10 I love this part
< Stop Right There! > The Video has a zone of baits / trolls that can probably be harmful or toxic. It is reccomended to try and not to react to any of them. Instead, report them if you have atleast some time. (Thank you SuperAgent for making this idea!)
@@masdin655 why
@@masdin655 I'm in your walls
CG ON 11M ALBERT! You deserved it so much! I been watching for a few years now, and I’m so proud! Cant wait until you reach 12M
6:20 Zetrus
2:32 "it'll do something funny" red Kool aid
0:13 OMG IM ABOUT TO FREAK OUT THATS MY NOTE
Congrats :)
Epic
Cap
Wait really wow that's amazing 🥳🥳🥳
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"nowhere" ROBLOX KILL COUNT
1:24
Geana (Female)
Killed By unknown Sea creature
2:22
Magenta (Female)
Beated to death by a stick
2:58
Unicorn (Unkown gender)
Head Trauma
3:23 (im gonna count these people as dead)
55 People (unknown genders)
killed by unknown
4:06
Magenta (Female)
Beated to death by a stick
5:07
Logan (male)
beated to death by a stick
5:45
??? (female)
beated to death by a stick off-screen
5:46
BTS (male)
Beated to death by a stick
5:49
Azure (Female)
Beated to death by a stick
5:52
Cat (Female)
Beated to death by a stick
5:57
BTS (Male)
Beated to death by a stick
7:22
Joe (Male)
Beaten to death by a stick and body eaten
7:59
Albert (Male)
Beaten to death by a stick
Male deaths
5 (Logan, 2 BTS, Joe & albert)
Female deaths
6 (Geana, 2 Magenta's, ???, Azure & Cat)
Unkown Gender Deaths
56 Deaths (Unicorn & 55 Other People)
Total of deaths
67
Thank you
I will remember you
so glad this game is finally getting attention, this game is amazing and deserves alot more attention
LOL 2 BOTS JUST COMMENTED HERE
Sorry out of topic, but I want you to know this.. please read. ✝️
1 Peter 4:8 “Most important of all, continue to show deep love for each other, for love covers a multitude of sins.” Godbless You! 🙌😁😄🥰🤍✝️📖🕊️
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.”
B- Basic
I- Information
B- Before
L- Leaving
E- Earth✝️
Godbless You! ✌️🙌☝️🙏😄🥰😁💙🤍✝️📖🕊️
@RLM ⚠️WARNING!⚠️ STOP BEING PRIDE! and Be Humble, and never think that you are better than anyone else.
Genesis 3:19
“For Dust you are, and to Dust you will Return.”
WARNING⚠️Matthew 4:17
“REPENT!, for the kingdom of heaven has come near.” Godbless You!😁😄🙌🙏💙✝️🕊️🤍🕊️📖🕊️
In The Name Of The Father.
And Of The Son.
And Of The Holy Spirit. Stay Safe, Godbless You, and Have a Blessed Day! 🙌🙏💙😄🙌🙏💙🕊️✝️🕊️📖🕊️🥰💙
LOL BOTS BOTS BOTS
Flamingo was right when boys are in his description
6:15 I SAW ZETRUS AAA
You know, something I love. A grown man in his 20s, bullying a game for 5 year old kids. I love flamingo’s channel.
0:55 Btw, the bird is the word.
BIRD BIRD BIRD bird is the word a ba ba bird bird bird the bird is the wor
Congrats on 11 million!!
3:10 HEY ALBERT ITS ME! I wrote this message and was thinking like a noob so i drew this and put them on the beach to make sure that you know if you didn't beat any games like Felipe's Revenge, Juke's towers of heck, Jigsaw's Revenge, Realm of the 9 portals, Rust bucket, and more [24]
what
6:05 YOOO IS THAT ZETRUS FROM FNF POPCORN EDITION??
seeing zetrus made me extremely happy
@@superfan28 SAMEE!!
^^
ik what Fnf is but plz give me some context
NO WAYY
4:44 addiction be like
Albert is on coconut
I enjoy the fact that Albert encountered with somebody with a Zetrus avatar
3:35 after a while it’s all the same
ʇɥǝʎ ɐןן ʇɐsʇǝ ʇɥǝ sɐɯǝ
@@I-eat-chiIdren your user is….. yk… 💀
@@I-eat-chiIdren they all taste the same what do
@@TibuProdfishes and mermaids
@@I-eat-chiIdren fishes and women?
4:37 imagine if the joke started at 4: 20
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE I’m not planning to
6:08 holy cow its zetrus from popcorn edition!!!
If Albert was in the Hunger Games, he would be:
The person to run away from the Cornucopia and hide from everyone for a long time.
The person to start slowly becoming insane after no human contact for a long while.
The person that kills the other while they are asleep, not with benefit, for the fun of it.
The person to pray for mercy when someone tries to kill them but doesn’t apologise.
The person to have their last words as: “Goodbye Cleetus, Earthworm Sally, Felipe…”
The person to haunt the last people left in the Hunger games, trolling them.
Albert, congrats on 11 million subscribers! You have grown so much in the past couple years and it makes me so happy to see that 11mil under Flamingo. I hope you keep up the good work! We love you!!!!
-Gabbi
Albert, idk if you'll ever see this but you might've accidently saved my life. My mom drinks and my whole family split as i was pretty young. Thank you for being the reason i try harder everyday. Keep doing what you do
@@BaitPolice Thank you officer
@@BaitPolice thanks for the information officer
@@BaitPolice Thanks So Much! its helps alot
Hey man, just wanted to encourage you to keep going. Your life is meaningful, and there ARE people who care. Wish you the best and I hope your circumstances get better. Stay strong 💪
@@EasiestOfEase Thank you so much, I mean it! I haven't found positivity in awhile, and this made me smile. Have a blessed day🙏🏻🤍
Congratulations on almost 11M
Subscribers flamingo. You really do deserve it! Can't wait to see you reach the next huge goal
@@Instabruh.User.. bro what.
@@okamandaa fr
this guy himself is a bot he posted the same thing on other videos
@@adiktadoalamusika so now I can't support oh wow.
@@Instabruh.User.. bro you really commented “I hope both sides of your pillow are warm”
6:10 “RUI FROM PROJECT SEKAI???”
2:17 imagine that dude seeing flamingo call him cool
3:10 i love this one LOL
He sounds like Americans trying to have an Indian accent lol
@@_InsomniacPenguin_ benchode
3:34 If there's a hole, there's a goal
I got a skin I called “the grim reaper” then I looked at random people. Once they got close, I left the game making it like a real game feature
3:38 this is goin to get clipped in a “aLbErT beInG GaY fOr 2 mInUtEs StraiGht ✨” compilation, isn’t it
Yeah
@@BaitPolice thank you sir! :)
Lol
@@BaitPolice but there are no bots here- you’re the only bot
5:46 yay he killed BTS! 🥳👍
Early gang btw who is watching this at 3:51 too?
T’was 03:51 when it was posted. Although, now it is 14:03.
6:10 AAAA SOMEONE IN THE CHAT SAID "RUI FROM PROJECT SEKAI??" SHHXHDHDH
Omg Congrats on 11M subscribers Albert!!!
when albert said “hello?” while swimming,it reminded me of chrissy wake up. time stamp: 1:06
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok 👍
This song is ruining our minds.
< Stop Right There! > The Video has a zone of baits / trolls that can probably be harmful or toxic. It is reccomended to try and not to react to any of them. Instead, report them if you have atleast some time. (Thank you SuperAgent for making this idea!)
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE who cares
damn a bot
2:07 it looks like the Albert Karen is calling the Manager- 💀
I make better content flamingo is a trash ytber dj rat top tier flamingo doggy water trash I am just better
I rate this video a 10/10, what makes this video so good is the adventure we see flamingo take, as we watch flamingo judge others messages on a deserted island and get "happy" while eating coco nuts is enjoyable. Not only that but the pure chaos flamingo brang upon others with rocks and sticks is so hilariously lovable. But most of all the sad ending where flamingo tries to escape but then dies and gets sent back to the island... truly remarkable!!!
at 4:20 i did that exact same thing to a kid in my neighborhood about a year ago
Congrats on getting almost 11M Albert! We appreciate all the effort you put into your videos
This is off topic but i saw about 6 spam bots that copy comments in a span of 20 seconds
@@BaitPolice you're a bot but a good one, the bot that goes by the name of "Instagram user" says they are sexually abusing small children... and ontop of all that they say their "content" is better, which it isnt.
@@notgood1321 They have a playlist that displays on their profile when you click it. They try to trick you into thinking that's one of their uploads, when it's actually belongs to a main account to bring the views to.
@@Instabruh.User.. so do you like black flamingo? 💀
@@notgood1321 I'm doing it manually!
@@BaitPolice your starting to be everywhere but thats good
Almost 11M subs albert on the behalf of everyone watching thank you for bring this joy into our lives. you deserve it!
Bot Interaction 2
He will never see this
2:44 when you play roblox for the first time
3:27 thats not a cringe note its talking about that demon thing that stopped you from escaping the water earleir in the vid
still kinda cringy tho
Yeah that note is mad corny
You rn: 🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@i-love-anime-idols
Your dad rn:
@@LonelySlipper Grass 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱
I bet everyone is gonna say: “LETS APPRECIATE HOW FLAMINGO PUTS EFFORT INTO HIS CONTENT” not even a second after he uploads.
Nope
u literally just said first lmfaoo
i saw the comment be edited with my own eyes
@@tape435 💀 yes LMAFO
Yes*
6:20 Holy crap it’s Zetrus
Yea I was just about to point that out lol
this game looks like youre trapped in a fantasy world that you like but at the same time know you need to escape because something seems wrong about it and that honestly fits the channel perfectly. like another comment mentioned how its "disturbing but funny" is kind of a good way to describe this game.
I love how Albert-
You know, I'll actually write everything i love about this man's videos.
He's funny
He's got a soothing voice
I can sleep to his videos
Plays different kinds of Roblox games
Plenty of content, but still good quality
Good editors (underpayed /j)
Doesn't make racist jokes
Doesn't make homophobic jokes
An adult but still relates to his fans
Cute AF merch (i have some)
Pays attention to his fans (sometimes in good ways, sometimes not)
Extra loud screams
No jokes about women in derogatory ways
No jokes about men in derogatory ways
Cute (platonically)
Hot avatars(hot babes)
Just kind and good overall
6:12 ayo, is that Zetrus from FnF Popcorn edition? :0
6:10 rui from project sekai??
@I make random content, yes I do. project slayer
0:27 this one's based off a tiktok trend
it’s crazy how this guy has kept me entertained for the past five years, even with the drastic change of videos after 2016
1 minute ago
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE literal npc. your bait works 2% of the time
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE bro chill you sent that a MINUTE after I sent my comment
@@Waffily_ fr
@RLM bro the person runnning or coding you is a tub of lard by now.
Congrats on 11M Albert! You deserved it. your content is really good.
@Willow Porter lol
If you find my comment in the sea of copied comments, I just want you to know that I love your videos and I’ve been watching them for years. No matter how bad of a day I’m having, watching one of your videos makes me smile. The junkbot raid made my day back then because I got to meet some nice people with similar interests. I wish you the best, Albert, and have fun messing with people!🦩 I’ve seen how kind you can be to people sometimes too, and you’re amazing. Never let the bad days get to you☀️
If you find my comment in the sea of copied comments, I just want you to know that I love your videos and I’ve been watching them for years. No matter how bad of a day I’m having, watching one of your videos makes me smile. The junkbot raid made my day back then because I got to meet some nice people with similar interests. I wish you the best, Albert, and have fun messing with people!🦩 I’ve seen how kind you can be to people sometimes too, and you’re amazing. Never let the bad days get to you☀
@@legendarykatar lmao
Joined 16 Apr 2020 seems legit (btw im not saying im an og myself)
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
< Stop Right There! > The Video has a zone of baits / trolls that can probably be harmful or toxic. It is reccomended to try and not to react to any of them. Instead, report them if you have atleast some time. (Thank you SuperAgent for making this idea!)
I love how unhinged and unsettling this was , but still enjoyable .
I like how anyone can just find those disturbing messages
That's the point of the game
@Chrisation we don't care
1:13 is thalassophobia
As we can see here, the wild Albert has decided to play a new game where, supposedly, you are stuck on an island and have to eat many coconuts to survive, while looking at notes in bottles along the way, and setting them back out in the ocean. Eating specific numbers of coconuts causes strange things to happen, even including the lower ones such as one or two. It seems that if there are enough people, the point of the game either becomes to go on the boat to sail off and hope to find new land, while sacrificing others for food, or to collect enough sticks to go on a murderous rampage. Because sticks do damage, but only can be used once, we see the wild Albert attempting to collect as many sticks as he can. After that, he tries the second point, sailing off. This fails miserably. Anyways, thanks for watching this episode of: Albert Documentaries. I'll probably never do this again.
No, this is roblox
@@peachfuzz4123 nah bro this is Fortnite 💀
Shut up her on a stackie lull I make good content making the 1p0 stackies on a kapy
@@Enejeh_2 nah man it's among us
this game feels so odd now... the majority of the messages you find are at least an entire year old... and that makes it feel even more surreal
2:58
Albert's laugh sounds like a whale.
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE ok i won’t
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE I’m planning not to
whatever whale that is needs to be put down
More like a dolphin