Today I used Roblox admin commands to make a store in Life in Paradise... where people could pay me to do things for them! Let me know if you want more Roblox admin commands.
(TW: LOTS of violence) 8:33 The child was on the floor, playing with his toys as usual. Adriana was crying, but she told her son that she was okay to not scare him. He was still a toddler, after all. He didn't understand basic human emotions or empathy. When the front door swung open, Adriana held her breath, covering her mouth. But that wouldn't change the outcome. Nothing could. Not when Albert was coming. The bedroom door slammed open, causing Adriana to let out a sob. "please, god.." She whispered, glancing up, only to be met with a devilish smirk and a whisper. "God can't save you now." Said the employee. "Who are you?" Adriana cried, to which the employee replied. "I work for Die Mart, and you've been selected." Adriana felt her heart skip a beat and she shakily exhaled, looking down. "wh-what can I-" Before getting cut off by the employee. "Well, lucky for you, you get to pick! Either you die or Jason does- special round!" Said the employee proudly. Adriana froze. "w-what.. who is that.." She mumbled, trying to jog her memory to remember. Jason. Who is Jason..? Amid her thoughts, she was punched in the gut- hard. She coughed in pain, stumbling backward and covering her stomach. She got winded, as well, and it was not an enjoyable experience in the least. She held her hand out, watching her child get slapped across the face by the employee. She reached forward, grabbing her child's hand and crying. "COME ON!" She shouted as she saw the employee pull out a knife. She grabbed her child and ran out of the apartment, which was enough to make the employee laugh and run after them. Adriana took her son inside and slammed the door, panting. "please please please-" She begged to whatever god was listening. She locked the door, panting as she hugged her child. "please- if it comes back- run-" She said between sobs as the door was kicked repeatedly. The more kicks the door took, the more the woman got worried. Until it went silent. She hugged her child tightly. "..oh my- we're safe.. we're safe-" When all of a sudden the wall beside them came crashing down. She screamed in horror, letting her son go as she beckoned him to run. "GO!" She shouted, standing up and stumbling behind him, but she collapsed, standing up. "COUGH-" She attempted to run away, but she was too late. The employee smirked and shouted. "OH, NO YOU DON'T!" They kicked her and forced her into the kitchen, right in front of her son. They continued beating her until eventually she coughed and begged in pain. "..kill.. me.." She whispered, receiving a stab to the gut, a puddle of blood beneath her. Her son stood there, falling onto his knees. "..momm..y?" As the employee licked the blood off their cheek, turning and walking away. Their job was done. "NO!" She child shouted, wailing as they hugged their mother. "..MOMMY! W-WAHHH! MOMMYY!" (oh my god I LOVE writing serious stuff about stupid things)
Harry James Potter Coronavirus affects the respiratory system, not the brain. People are dying as their lungs are dying. ... Just realized I probably got whooshed.
Y’know. Albert is actually pretty smart, He could’ve done so much with his life, But instead. He cyber bullies 5 year olds on the internet. *and I respect that* Edit: I need some things to be said! I’m not a cyber bully. I’d never do this, Please don’t report Albert. He’s actually stopping ODers! It’s a joke- I didn’t do this for likes, although, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment ^^ Bye bye!
“EEPPPIIIIICCCC Mart- Where you can be epic” “Cool Mart- where you can be cooler than your enemies” “Noob Mart- where you can turn anyone into a noob” “Kidnap Mart- it says it in the title.” “ Bully Mart- where you can put someone in a cage and bully them” “C H I L L Mart- where you can learn the ways of the chill” I can go on and on. FLAMINGO PLEASE TAKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE IDEAS!! 😣🙏
Here's A Incident That would have been Talked about The Brooke Incident A Player Named Soul Said that He wanted Everyone to Die But When Brooke Entered The Die Mart Soul Picked Brooke To Die The Doors Were Closed And She Dies The End- Can People talk about this?
Maybe do “Die Hotel” were there is traps in the room Edit: Thanks to all for liking this is the most like I got! Double edit: I am very happy with Flamingo did do a video about a hotel and then became a monster And killed them
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Idea: Make a therapy store and ask people what their fears are and make them become real
This is a good idea
Yes! Albert should do this.
this video is a year old and u type this now?
Yaaaaas
Dude yessss
Anyone who watches this over 10 times , you are brilliant
lol this my 50th time watching this
I'll never stop
I watched this for at least 7 times. Don't pretend you watched this *infinite* times or ill spit.
I watched 58 time
I watched this like 30 times
1:34 The fact I've never seen Albert genuinely worried like that is kinda wild
Fr
Jake is a fucking Ghost
That’s why I came here
Who Bang on the Roof
@@tomfromthenewsjake throw something he's so mad he throw a bird or a rock
1:29 Legend says that Jake threw his Amazon Fire Tablet so hard that the event could be heard from miles away.
nah why the amazon £30 fire tablets 💀💀💀💀
Underrated comment af
@@rashididrees4361It's stolen the original is 3 months ago this is 3 weeks ago
Who is binge watching Albert's old admin commands videos now 😊
Me lol
Like I’m sick so I have nothing better to do with my life
@@Juls_Edits Aw, feel better! :)
i watched all of them
me hehe, this is one of my all time favourite videos I always end up laughing like crazy when he clones die mart a bunch of times at the end
1:29 Jake was not having it 💀
Jake was pissed 😂
Jake ran super fast to get to his house and threw a [REDACTED] at it
And it took us 2 years to notice that
the ghost of single/hot/half wolf/half demon jake
Emily has joined the chat
EVERYONE RUN ITS EMILY /SINGLE/UWU KAWAII/EMO/HALF DENOND/LIKES JAKE RUN!!!
1:32 this reminds of a Pinterest meme i saw of Finn wolfhard which said "nice opinion. one small issue, I am inside your house"
“You don’t miss old Roblox, you miss being happy”.
So true
nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things better than they were seemed
same thing 😭
Fr
Nothing to do with the video
1:32 Jake Ain't Let That Slide💀
Ikr💀💀
Wtf
It’s called the Jake incident
@@MEat54no
Rust_010...
"3 Story Die Mart"
Albert 2019
@@nathanscott4397 NO
@@nathanscott4397
Shut up
@Rockstar Wolfie what happened
I reported.
Nathan Scott scammer :)
6:07 that makes perfect sense
The jake incident....
-_-
1:34 Jake really wanted his revenge…
BANGOSSSS
Are You talking about the jake incident VV-db7sn?…..
@@rosapalacios2454he is
@@rosapalacios2454He is
@@rosapalacios2454 yes he is
1:35 bro took "i live in your walls" joke to a whole other level
crazy to think this video is 3 years old
@@user-bf7op3dl1r 4* 😭
@@user-bf7op3dl1r5 years old
@@user-bf7op3dl1r4*
@@user-bf7op3dl1r4 years actually! That’s crazy
“Everything involves death if you really think about it”
*That’s deep*
6:01 babe, open the door😂
"who do you want to die?"
"china"
coronavirus: *my time has come*
Drinks dont talk lmao
@Hanako Yamada
Well then viruses dont talk xD
XD
Ohhh that's where the Corona virus canr
Squishmellow 3 FINALLY ITS GONNA GO
1:35 when the classroom door opens and the principal comes in
Lmao... 😐 got the whole squad laughing..
Jose Regalado XD I agree every single time the principal comes I stop what i am doing and look at him and go to working on papers
@@_zlack lmao you have no squad to laugh with 😎
@@_zlack calm down ma. you ruining everybody's fun 🙈
Lol 😂
(TW: LOTS of violence)
8:33
The child was on the floor, playing with his toys as usual. Adriana was crying, but she told her son that she was okay to not scare him. He was still a toddler, after all. He didn't understand basic human emotions or empathy. When the front door swung open, Adriana held her breath, covering her mouth. But that wouldn't change the outcome. Nothing could. Not when Albert was coming. The bedroom door slammed open, causing Adriana to let out a sob. "please, god.." She whispered, glancing up, only to be met with a devilish smirk and a whisper. "God can't save you now." Said the employee. "Who are you?" Adriana cried, to which the employee replied. "I work for Die Mart, and you've been selected." Adriana felt her heart skip a beat and she shakily exhaled, looking down. "wh-what can I-" Before getting cut off by the employee. "Well, lucky for you, you get to pick! Either you die or Jason does- special round!" Said the employee proudly. Adriana froze. "w-what.. who is that.." She mumbled, trying to jog her memory to remember. Jason. Who is Jason..? Amid her thoughts, she was punched in the gut- hard. She coughed in pain, stumbling backward and covering her stomach. She got winded, as well, and it was not an enjoyable experience in the least. She held her hand out, watching her child get slapped across the face by the employee. She reached forward, grabbing her child's hand and crying. "COME ON!" She shouted as she saw the employee pull out a knife. She grabbed her child and ran out of the apartment, which was enough to make the employee laugh and run after them. Adriana took her son inside and slammed the door, panting. "please please please-" She begged to whatever god was listening. She locked the door, panting as she hugged her child. "please- if it comes back- run-" She said between sobs as the door was kicked repeatedly. The more kicks the door took, the more the woman got worried. Until it went silent. She hugged her child tightly. "..oh my- we're safe.. we're safe-" When all of a sudden the wall beside them came crashing down. She screamed in horror, letting her son go as she beckoned him to run. "GO!" She shouted, standing up and stumbling behind him, but she collapsed, standing up. "COUGH-" She attempted to run away, but she was too late. The employee smirked and shouted. "OH, NO YOU DON'T!" They kicked her and forced her into the kitchen, right in front of her son. They continued beating her until eventually she coughed and begged in pain. "..kill.. me.." She whispered, receiving a stab to the gut, a puddle of blood beneath her. Her son stood there, falling onto his knees. "..momm..y?" As the employee licked the blood off their cheek, turning and walking away. Their job was done. "NO!" She child shouted, wailing as they hugged their mother. "..MOMMY! W-WAHHH! MOMMYY!"
(oh my god I LOVE writing serious stuff about stupid things)
Slay
I forgot how to read
I love this
SEFUSEFES THIS IS AMAZING WHATT?!?!?😭😭😭
@@dirhi cool :D
“Everything in life includes death”
So now eating food includes death💀
Albert: someone picked China to die
Coronavirus: now this looks like a job for me
Just stop, this isnt funny my city is experiencing it, people die of brain damage
XD
yeah just scare the kiddies of
@@ahsanimam73 bruh its A MEME
Harry James Potter
Coronavirus affects the respiratory system, not the brain. People are dying as their lungs are dying.
...
Just realized I probably got whooshed.
Flamingo: joins server
Noobs: *why do I hear boss music?*
YESSS
Yaaaaaaaaaaas queen
More like flimflam
why do you keep commenting you nOob
yeet 😎
I’m rewatching all of Albert’s vids and I just remembered Jack 😭
God i remember loving this episode
1:34 I think it’s that other “admin noob” just flew to Alberts house and banged their head on it and flew off.
Lmao yes
Yea
Yeshhh boii LOL
YASS I BET THATS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea
Y’know. Albert is actually pretty smart,
He could’ve done so much with his life,
But instead.
He cyber bullies 5 year olds on the internet.
*and I respect that*
Edit: I need some things to be said!
I’m not a cyber bully. I’d never do this,
Please don’t report Albert. He’s actually stopping ODers!
It’s a joke- I didn’t do this for likes, although, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment ^^
Bye bye!
IKR
XD
I was about to go off on you LMAOOO 😂
@Zara Spadafora i Accidently started a war in the the comments and ill do it again it was A JOKE
I don’t think Albert will respect what u Just Said!
5:30
Albert: Brooke you have been selected to die.
Albert: Any last words?
Soul: =)
Brooke: What?
Famous last words.
Person: *locks door to get away from Albert*
Albert: *opens wall*
Person: *confused screaming*
NeedyTaker12341234 wanna year a joke? E E E E E E E E E E E!!!
NeedyTaker12341234 q_q
Thank God I have never been on the same server as him and suffered because of it.
DID U WANNA SAY LOL OR XD?
9:10
“What do you want to die?”
“China”
Cornavirus: alright time to shine
Yo7 copied someone
Arkadia Jayne wtf cares when there’s a large fan base your gonna have poeple who think the same thing
Plasticgamerkid YT No wonder why your name is “ Plastic “ cause that’s exactly what you are
You mean who do you want to die
U copied someone
Some people see this video as the jake incident
Yes
Flamingo:"kills jake"
Jake: on the door
“I like your legs”
-Albert 2019
K
Nice =v
Legs legs *_-WHAT'S ON THE MENU-_*
Chxcølate_ milk stop you actually have to stop
I wanted to comment those exact word and you stole my thunder
Flamingo: what are u a baby?
Baby: *gets run over by a teacher*
Bart Simpson and I oop skskskskskksksks
Oof
oof paplito
simpson depression edits wo ur so quirky and relateable skskskskksks FAT NOOB
10:34
1:38 Jake really thought it was Halloween and thought he was the candy
1:32 Jake was ragequitting so hard bro threw his iPad 6 at his window💀
"how will you pay?"
"i will pay in hearts and my love"
years later
"and thats how i met your mother"
lol
Lol
lol
Lol
lol
Dog: woof woof
Cat: meow meow
Owl: hoot hoot
Bird: chirp chirp
Idiots: 2019 2019
-hello Ppl
@@echoana todoroki go back to deku.
Me: *demonic screeching*
Lol
*lel*
4 years later and still watching the old admin command vids
jake incident🎉
Jake incident ye
“EEPPPIIIIICCCC Mart- Where you can be epic”
“Cool Mart- where you can be cooler than your enemies”
“Noob Mart- where you can turn anyone into a noob”
“Kidnap Mart- it says it in the title.”
“ Bully Mart- where you can put someone in a cage and bully them”
“C H I L L Mart- where you can learn the ways of the chill”
I can go on and on. FLAMINGO PLEASE TAKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE IDEAS!! 😣🙏
target but you have a gun
Don’t get your hopes up he never will do it
Mart mart- where all there is, is marts
you are a genius
those are all really good idias
I love how he ripped open a house and didnt bother to fix it
i love how you havent realized this video was made 2 years ago. lol
@@mikamika671 I love how you replied to this guy's comment 1 month later. Lol
@@Azim2327 makes it 10x funnier huh lol
I guess you can comment late???
Where
Ofc people is like ‘2024 AnYoNe’ WE KNOW💀
My idea: You should open up a torcher chamber that looks good and cute on the outside but is bloody and gruesome on the inside!
nobody:
literally no one:
not a SOUL:
Albert: I feel like i SHOT a home run in baseball
Reagan DeVaughn
I omg that's sounds like the best store shot soul
Reagan DeVaugh
Reagan DeVaughn Is the nobody part nesscery
You are a waste of my time on reading
it has officially been a year since "die mart" has been created and it is probably still on one server to this day.
Yea XD XD XD
I have been on the sever
Happy one year to Die Mart!
@@breejones4554 luckyy
@@JamesCharIes 😂
1:34 dang jake was nkt like "U ARE MINE,U ARE MINE
These episodes and myth episodes were peak ngl.
*"date"*
*"No date only die"*
*This is how albert reject people*
*fax*
Fax
*facts*
Facts
T r u e
Flam go: Who do you want to die
Random guy: China
“ *He was saying the future this whole time* ”
Edit:A guy asked for the timer so here it goes, 6:35
Evil Lucas you are so smart
Flamingo made *The Bad Illness*
ÔmŌ
Yeah the corona virus came from china
Good god. THAT PERSON WARNED US!
1:32 Jake took revenge to a whole new level💀
THE START OF SOMETHING SPECIAL…and scary :D 1:30 Jake incident :o
“What are you a baby?!”
*as he slaps a child in the face*
Spanks*
after he says are you a crybaby?
*Laughs* nice one
That is the baby morph.."What,are u a baby?!" Lol XD
Chill colors i laughed so hard at this point 😂
"Dont be like Thanos in the chat: 'stabs' do it safe. Go to diemart."
-Albert 2019
If die Mary was real I would wish for my cousin to die cause she made my ancle bleed and I felt like I was gonna pass out
STOP WITH THE -Albert 2019
What game is he playing on roblox
14 deaths.
I read this when it played ;-(;
1:35 jake took that to a whole new level
11:50 what a way to end your vlog 😍😍😍
“Die mart”
Kid named mart: oh heck no
jakdiwkfiwkf
Lmao
Meaning I’m naming my kid mart
You got that from tt but it's funny
Ya lol
“And he just flies away loooking for another *man to marry* “
Albert-2019
~Albert-2019
Flyies
ThisIsTheGamer - fortnite and more LOL
“And he just flies away, looking for the next ****MAN TO MARRY****
lol
“BAB OPEN THE DOOR”
I laugh so hard at these videos💀💀
8:51
"dom😞"
-Jason
"Who do you want to die"
"CHINA"
"I don't think I can do that"
Corona: but I sure can :)
Random Child OML yES
Stop joking about chrona virus :>
Huuuh
*owh*
they hated god cause he spoke the truth
Albert: who do want to die
Guy: ############
Albert: *do know his home*
Edit: this does not need likes
@i love potatos This man is way too smart for that shit
adress*
###### and done
Ololpppoooooooo
I want thanos to die
that :) guy was so weird😂 "I want to reward you" "i can be whatever u want me to be "
1:34 jake was having none of it 💀💀💀💀
“Something 2019”
-Milennials 2020
Yo you just edited this
Shut up 2021
@@limonmiah7604 no he didn't there's no edited next to the name
lazyproeagle it sometimes says it isn’t but it is ._.
I didn´t edit it y´all. I thought about the date before commenting it.
Flamingo: kills Roblox player
Bird: hits window
Flamingo: LoOkS tOo ThE wInDoW tErRiFiEd
you do hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha
Bad window Bad!
I always get noises like that in my house and it happens all the time .-.
But lol
To*
Aw man
Here's A Incident That would have been Talked about
The Brooke Incident
A Player Named Soul Said that He wanted Everyone to Die But When Brooke Entered The Die Mart Soul Picked Brooke To Die The Doors Were Closed And She Dies
The End-
Can People talk about this?
the core guy was inviting albert to some roblox myth and that's kinda cool, sad he missed it
Albert: exists
People in comments: “exists” - Albert 2019
Scam
Jacob Alexander s am idiot
Jacob Alexander youre an idiot
GreenReindeer in the comments:
Albert: exists
People in comments: "exists" - Albert 2019
gggthemamie in the comments:
GreenReindeer in the comments:
Albert: exists
People in the comments: "exists" - Albert 2019
Albert: Who do you want dead?
Player: China
Me: Goodluck with that
No one call me china
Answer: coronavirus
Baylee Daily Vlogs *lol*
*china*
11:26 me: hi boy boy: I am admin to
Not Jake "I always come back" lol😂
I just realized that jakes haunting you cuz right when you killed him a bang came out of nowhere
Maybe do “Die Hotel” were there is traps in the room
Edit: Thanks to all for liking this is the most like I got!
Double edit: I am very happy with Flamingo did do a video about a hotel and then became a monster And killed them
No call it Mystery Hotel
I have a
As soon as I heard hotel, I started thinking about Hazbin hotel.
Great idea
Doggod- Taco cat:D omg yes!
something loud and heavy hits alberts window:
jackpeter breathing heavily on his window: *give admin! Please give sis! Please*
Lol
Lmaoooo 😂 😂😂
Uhhhhhhhhh wt heck
lol
Needs more likes smh
1:34
Jake was coming for Albert but Albert caught him in time, its 2024 and he's coming back soon..
Jakes souls came back to haunt him
“Is this the Krusty Krab?”
“No, this is Die Mart.”
DogLover’s Life hi
AESTHETIC ALERT
i what say it kid i what
CRINGEY AESTHETIC ROBLOX PERSON ALERT
Calvin Poly bro how tho
*DieMart:EXIST*
*Corona:You hiring?*
Damn that’s so true
So true!
paid the premium to kill more people
Well Sh$t.
That can not be more true lol
Jake:jake is coming albert: oh no *intenst creppy noise*
1:38 this is the calmest i’ve EVER heard Flamingo speak
“Do it safe. Go to die mart.”
Albert 2019
Edit: everyone’s bully: 8:51
My bully: 5:37
omg i saw this rihht zg the time he said i5
XXDestineeiscoolXx funh cool
Lmao
?
"how many quesadillas do you want?'
2019-my mom
Isn't my mom next year?
Can I have twelve
_ sunboxxwr_ wdym
1:34 I wanted to watch this just from a vid called “the Jake incident” lol
Im here for the jake inncedent
comments:
99%-coronavirus jokes.
1%-other comments.
Correct lol
And it all started after i made a comment about coronavirus too
No not true
радужныйDOMO aggred
I'm that 1% X~X
True
Die mart: Opens
Flamingo: STONKS
Ok
Not stinks, subs
*Stonka
*STONKS
Connor Fieldman r/ihadastroke
He is still there, watching, waiting… JAK-
Idea:make a food store but its only dogs cats and marine mammels like dolphins☠️🤑😁🤪
Imagine if Albert had admin in real life and abused it
Bro he’s destroy the earth
He’d*
Albert: it's time for every one to call me king
Me:oh sh_t
He will probily maby aleart the police:l
Imagine if Albert had admin in real life.* Not a hate reply.
“Hi,”
-Albert 2019
Funniest thing he ever said lmao
Your my pet alien? Then! Sit
Omg Area 51 friennnnnnnd
Inspirational af
Haha *lol*
Jake was like I’m not having this I’m a demon alberts fear of terror
“Stop crying! What are you? A baby?”
*baby gets slapped*
1:29
Jake was the thing that hit your house 💀
Ik watching only cuz of the incident 💀
Same 💀@@Beasty_Gamez990
@@Beasty_Gamez990what incident
@@HeCesarwhen he got killed by flamingo
1:31
"i want alex to die"
Alex: ight imma head out
spinel
I broak my spinel coard
@rainbow2typical I like your profile picture
Me to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
IM IN A HORROR MOVE ALEX SAYS ME IGTH IM OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The fact it was the day before halloween is crazy.
I used to watch this in class while we were supposed to be reading and I laughed so hard that the entire class was staring at me
You messed up
@@KafiulAtif-lv4eg I never said I got caught 😈
Idea: teleport random people into a torture chamber that is very small and slowly tear of each limb one by one.
Creepy....
I like it!
ur late
but this might be interesting
HOW IT THERE ONLY 10 LIKES
XD
Really roasted XDDD
70% the comments complaining about people saying aLbErT-2019
10% saying that
20% hating it
And 00000000000000000000000.1% are talking about the "Jake incident"(aka 0)
yo jake throwed his amazon kindle full force at alberts house 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
1:32 jake really got mad after that💀
6:34 this man tried to prevent this outbreak. He has the visions.
true
I wish I have tools from roblox 😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@satyajit456 haaahaaa
China 🇨🇳
@@eee4075 天上太阳