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The Hidden Lore of Poros

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  • @jpsilva4966
    @jpsilva4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2862

    Poro's are the watchers, that's why they are everywhere.

    • @kar31000
      @kar31000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dued you stole my comment 🙃

    • @Dr_Mundo
      @Dr_Mundo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@kar31000 or maybe you wrote the same comment or you copied him. After all, your commw was 18 minutes ago and his was 24 minutes ago

    • @kar31000
      @kar31000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dr_Mundo i wrote it before 40 min and he wrote it befre 30 min

    • @felixcykayou8930
      @felixcykayou8930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@kar31000 dude sry to say this.. it's a comment just like jokes in comment section.... it's a very pointless thing to whine about.. it could be copied or it could be original.. but it doesn't benefit u in any ways other than likes.. and that's a very pointless thing to care about..chill and enjoy ur time in youtube

    • @IAmE37
      @IAmE37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kar31000 it’s a comment on one TH-cam video stop being butthurt over absolutely everything boomer

  • @toxicandsalty1696
    @toxicandsalty1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    The biggest question out of all of this is why hasn't riot made a little legends poro?

    • @helgenlane
      @helgenlane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Because every other one would become irrelevant.

    • @Cemhta
      @Cemhta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      It should've been the standard little legends, instead of the water drop...

    • @christineboari131
      @christineboari131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@Cemhta Then nobody would have a reason to buy another, considering the baseline would already be better than over half of the alternatives.

    • @Cemhta
      @Cemhta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@christineboari131 well they could do a standard basic poro for everyone and sell the skins as usual and the star level is also sold. People always want to be "different" so a lot of people would buy the skins i think

    • @onetwopikachu8122
      @onetwopikachu8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would be really cool if a poro little legend skin would be an exclusive mission reward.

  • @martinberlese
    @martinberlese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    What if poros just feed on happiness, like a better version of Evelyn?

    • @flo8104
      @flo8104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      "Poros are the demon of happiness. They make others happy to feed of their happimess"
      I would love it if this would be true

    • @dauphinkivol5555
      @dauphinkivol5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This actually makes a lot of sense

    • @ynrikotowers4374
      @ynrikotowers4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      What about the reverse of it, in the howling abyss you feed them poro snax and then it heals you. What if if they are happy they will heal anyone or anything and possibly prevent hunger or aging based on what the hearder said.

    • @ynrikotowers4374
      @ynrikotowers4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Palmer Rosenberg Ya bro because you cannot use poro snax unless there is a poro beside you. Thats what I remember. Plus it our bro necrit said they are like dog food but for poros.
      Note: Its been a really long time since my last aram game so feel free to correct me if im wrong.

    • @underhotdog._.7913
      @underhotdog._.7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the Poros are also as sexy as Evelyn

  • @icemanalbert9859
    @icemanalbert9859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    “We have never seen a poro harmed”
    >feeding a poro until it literally pops in ARAM
    >Ghost poros

    • @peterhorvath6680
      @peterhorvath6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also, there was (might still be) this summoner spell where you literally THROW the poro at your enemies :V

    • @Tomatosaladz
      @Tomatosaladz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@peterhorvath6680 it was the snowball
      Retextured during a holiday
      I think

    • @Zerosenpai25
      @Zerosenpai25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't forget mordekaiser slapping a ghost poro into the next dimension

    • @pabloramos1022
      @pabloramos1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mordekaiser ctrl 1

    • @venomsymbiote4887
      @venomsymbiote4887 ปีที่แล้ว

      My trauma from seeing lonely poor was very offended by that saying 😖

  • @obidobi6741
    @obidobi6741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1145

    "protected the poro king himself" ARE YOU ACTUALLY SKIPPING OVER THIS ?

    • @nastasegeorge2550
      @nastasegeorge2550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +1

    • @Modernisse
      @Modernisse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      The poro king is actually cannon,PROTECTING IT sounds like they have enemies after all,but their effect on humans May differ from the effect on predators,spirits(like the ones from shadow isles).RN they are like a bunch of cute and sometimes helpful pests.

    • @morganlee404
      @morganlee404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Modernisse by the multiple references to poro herders too though, it seems that they are domestic creatures with some sort of farmable benefit.
      Whatever the true story of them tho, they are still the cutest creatures in runeterra

    • @Modernisse
      @Modernisse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@morganlee404 no,it shows that poros can be domesticated.And by the farmable things,I thing the fur.

    • @morganlee404
      @morganlee404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Modernisse wonder if its like wool or more chinchilla

  • @theo_pit
    @theo_pit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    Mordekaiser : I am inevitable
    Poro : Hold my poro snack

    • @chrisn.d.p3334
      @chrisn.d.p3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *moustache

    • @skrivnigospod3296
      @skrivnigospod3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      A poro wouldn't give someone poro snax, would've just eaten it.

    • @uzrdutiutfiztdf3545
      @uzrdutiutfiztdf3545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@skrivnigospod3296 cats also catch mice and bring them as gifts to their owners. monkeys are known to offer gifts to humans that helped them or were nice to them

    • @onetwopikachu8122
      @onetwopikachu8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao I remembered mordekaiser's emote where he slaps a poro to the death realm

    • @mega_legend6132
      @mega_legend6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holda ma snack*

  • @danteyr1
    @danteyr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    More than the theories I am more interested in the mental breakdown necrit had when he saw the answer

  • @Gamemaster13000
    @Gamemaster13000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "We all know who's gonna defeat Mordekaiser,right?"
    Mordekaiser after yeeting a porro in his joke animation: Adorable.

    • @sayaksarkar5891
      @sayaksarkar5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mordekaiser after watching this video
      *sweating nervously*

    • @twistergreen604
      @twistergreen604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah but that was a cursed poro, and there are also void poros , so yeah , poros are the ultimate lifeforms

    • @hmmmmmm420
      @hmmmmmm420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean poros might be able to cancel out the death magic thing but mord is still a huge mace welding armored man

    • @twistergreen604
      @twistergreen604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also poros kinda reproduce by mitosis, so yeah, they could be the ruling species of runeterra

  • @MalevolentFae
    @MalevolentFae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Necrit: Poros aren't canon. Pengus tho!
    Legends of Runeterra: Imma about to end this mans whole career.

    • @gustavbruunkjr5123
      @gustavbruunkjr5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Except it's the opposite

    • @weegee9616
      @weegee9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Legends were cannon but only in frejlord.

    • @Jorji_FCS
      @Jorji_FCS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weegee9616 what about Demacian Silverwing?

    • @lavatorch
      @lavatorch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How do we not have a poro avatar for tft?

    • @seelfire4725
      @seelfire4725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jorji_FCS the little legends is a demacian silverwing baby :)

  • @Zwheim
    @Zwheim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    we know one thing.
    One poro has enough strength to pull back an arrow

  • @Fearior
    @Fearior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    6:32 - Well, NO ONE WANTS TO EAT PORO - as you will die in the process of doing so.
    Ask Riot: Honor Capsules.
    Q: Do people eat poros?
    A: As you slip the squishy, pastel meat into your mouth, your mind floods with every imaginable color: magenta, indigo, seafoam, chartreuse! With each juicy gnash of your teeth, a different flavor overwhelms your palate: cotton candy, chokecherry, salted sea bass, toasted coconut! You swallow the tender morsel and your throat tickles as it slides down your gullet. You get the feeling like you have to sneeze, but can’t. As you pinch another bite from the plate, eager in anticipation of all the colors and flavors it will unlock, you feel a tiny itch ripple in your stomach. You can’t help but cough-a little at first, then A LOT. Sprays of fluff and fur erupt from your mouth like confetti. The itch in your stomach grows into a sharp, stabbing pain, like something tiny is trying to beat down the door of your innards with fists made of knives. Your guts swell and stretch as you cry out to your gods for mercy, for death, for anything that could bring an end to the blinding pain. Through your tears, you watch as two pointed horns rip through your skin’s membrane, thrashing and mighty like a bull through a matador’s cape. A basketball-shaped creature struts from your gaping stomach, slick and sticky with your blood, then plumes its fur in one swift PUFF. Blood splatters across your face. Your shaking eyes finally behold the creature in all its splendor-standing soft and sweet as a sunlit dandelion atop your retching, soon-to-be corpse. It unfurls its big pink tongue and licks your pallid cheek. That’s the last thing you see.
    Or so the story goes. So yeah, not a lot of people try it anymore.

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Mordekaiser: _I have the biggest army in the entirety of Runeterra_
    Poros: *Hold my Poro Snax*

    • @asz-themoonwalker2771
      @asz-themoonwalker2771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Poro herder: But who has cutes unstopable army?
      *throw* hold a poro snack and watch..
      *distant trembling*

  • @dyllemaa
    @dyllemaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    That explain why Morde didnt kill the poro in his joke

    • @vaclavherout3614
      @vaclavherout3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It is dead poro,this is why he just yeeted him away
      He wanted him in his domain
      Now i realised:
      WHO IS SO EVIL THAT HE KILLED SOMETHING SO CUTE AND INNOCENT?!

    • @easyr5303
      @easyr5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@vaclavherout3614 so if mordekaise takes ghost poro rune,is it a perfec match?

    • @vaclavherout3614
      @vaclavherout3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@easyr5303 yep

    • @VerkoAviarhidea
      @VerkoAviarhidea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vaclavherout3614 maybe old age?

    • @vaclavherout3614
      @vaclavherout3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VerkoAviarhidea oh

  • @twistergreen604
    @twistergreen604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how you just ignored the poro that is literally hanging from a bird, meaning that they are capable of taming and using birds for air travel

  • @Roko-ph4dx
    @Roko-ph4dx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    2020 patch notes:
    Poro champion reveal.

    • @ravenred6878
      @ravenred6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They haven't shown us the Poro King yet.

    • @Crabgar
      @Crabgar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It would actually be sick if we'd get a champ like the 3 Vikings from heroes of the Storm, but with an army of poros

    • @josefplacek4200
      @josefplacek4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Crabgar riot themself said, LoL doesnt support controlling multiple characters, thats why we dont have such champion

    • @wfraffle
      @wfraffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YESSSSS

    • @chamoix
      @chamoix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Longhorn!

  • @smitegrinder3854
    @smitegrinder3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Necrit: "Poro have never been in the canon of League of Legends"
    Braum: Am I a joke to you?

    • @MetalRiper1
      @MetalRiper1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is no poro in Braum lore. Only in in-game interactions.

    • @smitegrinder3854
      @smitegrinder3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@MetalRiper1 his reveal cinematic says otherwise

    • @karlnakki693
      @karlnakki693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Smite Grinder: "Spells Braum wrong"
      Braum: Am i a joke to you?

    • @smitegrinder3854
      @smitegrinder3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karlnakki693 I have the slightest idea what you are talking about (ignore the obvious edited sign, it's just there for dramatic effect *kappa*)

    • @karlnakki693
      @karlnakki693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smitegrinder3854 lmao

  • @rane9413
    @rane9413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Poro Theory:
    There are different types of poros that are resistant to a type of magic You can understand what magic they are resitant to when you look at their horns Cuz if u look at the Sinister Poro,for example has diefferent horns than the Affectionate Poro

    • @ichirijo
      @ichirijo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      and then maybe they are different from other places. Like in pokemon, the alolan region has pokemon that adapted in their climate hot or cold. so maybe they adapted to the magic in other places to find out the best way to survive.

    • @lthrm
      @lthrm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am pretty sure the horns get longer with age.

    • @seelfire4725
      @seelfire4725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lthrm yeah the grow with age. in the "how to draw a poro" guide riot said that the horns grow, but im not sure if thats canon.

    • @hanmoamo
      @hanmoamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What if there are different "subraces" of poros that developed different magic resistances based on the place they lived? And that would define the horn differences. Love this theory tho

  • @Ngnarios
    @Ngnarios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    poros cant die by the fountain in aram >:C THEY ARE IMMORTAL

  • @CeobeEatsAGlowingRock
    @CeobeEatsAGlowingRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Fluff of poros vs Aurelian sol. I need this Necrit!

    • @Zivlix
      @Zivlix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WhenStarsCollide more like fluff of poros vs mord

    • @exocakes4587
      @exocakes4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Space Poros.
      The only ones containing the corrupted Dark Star and the Cosmic forces in order

    • @nicoloanoushe9277
      @nicoloanoushe9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boop vs cute ye mean

    • @CeobeEatsAGlowingRock
      @CeobeEatsAGlowingRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zivlix Well its obvious that Mordekaiser would get destroyed smile

    • @CeobeEatsAGlowingRock
      @CeobeEatsAGlowingRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@nicoloanoushe9277 u rite

  • @vaclavherout3614
    @vaclavherout3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Who would win:
    Massive fully armored,twice ressurected warrior?
    Or
    Some fluffy boi?

  • @mihalamot5921
    @mihalamot5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    What if poros originated in Freljord, then some got to Ionia by accident on Ivern the Cruel's ship. They aren't exactly nature destroyers, so Ionia's nature spirit wouldn't punish them and they wouldn't have problems surviving and multiplying. Then, they could further spread by jumping on some Noxian ships during the invasion on Ionia and from there on they would just multiply all across Valoran. I mean it hasn't been long since the invasion but if poros survived through Freljord conditions, it's possible they multiplied so easily and quickly.

  • @jamesmarquess1496
    @jamesmarquess1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Just a minor theory, but what if at one time braum, was a poro herder, think about it, the line in mighty poro's text sounds like something that braum would say, and he has lots of poro's on him in his upgrade, like he knows them, also, I just was braum to be a poro herder.
    Also a later edit: What if poro hair/fluff is worth something, if they are magic then the fur might be two, or it could be very good for cold weather.

    • @4manart
      @4manart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree with you

    • @hawoaliahmed6996
      @hawoaliahmed6996 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the italian version they have different voice actor

  • @rilaak
    @rilaak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    poros will always be my favorite league plushie, the little legends plushies will never be as adorable p.s awesome job on your videos keep it uppp

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Rito: _Poros are canon_
    *[Happy "Mother always said..." Noises]*

    • @Tomatosaladz
      @Tomatosaladz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mother always said
      STAND BEHIND BRAUM
      AHEEHIIHEEHUAHAHA
      Oh wait this laugh is Lux
      DEMACIA!
      Shhh! i'm charging my lazer.

  • @MisterMsky
    @MisterMsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This means Ezreal REALLY has the Blade of the Ruined King?

    • @PancakeBoyyy27
      @PancakeBoyyy27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I can actually imagine that happening. Ezreal likes magic artifacts after all.

    • @gallalameblook9911
      @gallalameblook9911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well there's a theory explaining that Ez might have the 5th world runes, and in Warrior he's taking a tear of the goddess
      So yeah him having the Blade of the Ruined King would make sense

    • @jeanluca2002
      @jeanluca2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then riot realeased Viego......

    • @zahikdturk6568
      @zahikdturk6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

  • @marmyeater
    @marmyeater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Necrit: We have never seen a poro. Poro that was saved by Braum in his introduction video: Am I a joke to you?

  • @meisterschiumpf9759
    @meisterschiumpf9759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:24 "And if Poros are immune to the death magic, we all know who's fonna denfeat Mordekaiser" - closeup.
    I just laughed my ass off.

  • @baileylee2912
    @baileylee2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This place tastes like many emotions. Excitement, anger, joy and... salty? Is salty a feeling?"
    - Neeko

  • @drakcel7377
    @drakcel7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mordekaiser: I am Inevitable !
    Poro: and I ... am ... PORO !

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Who the hell would watch a video at 2 am?"
    Me: *Oh boy, 2 am*

  • @bianchang4278
    @bianchang4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    14:05 so no one is talking about the bird in the top left that’s air dropping poro reinforcements

    • @jonathanlange4467
      @jonathanlange4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was about to point that out too

    • @aAaa-ih3hw
      @aAaa-ih3hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      oh god,they have an airforce

    • @emanuelstornello8009
      @emanuelstornello8009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "WE NEED MORE PORO'S!"

    • @Nobody-zl3kk
      @Nobody-zl3kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poro D-day but instead of boats its a metric-ton of birds

  • @Wraithling
    @Wraithling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:26 "Poros have never appeared in any story on universe"
    6:04 "Poros are mostly in Freljord"

  • @AM-we1es
    @AM-we1es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You can hear Necrit slowly having a breakdown

  • @Zivlix
    @Zivlix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Here’s my theory: poro’s are smart, so smart in fact they they are almost match the intelligence of yordles like hermindinger and are waiting for the perfect time to take over human civilization using their cuteness. They have tough hide that can only be pierced and they know spells that make them much cuter and let them absorb all magic. Since they exist all over runeterra they have passed down wisdom from the old civilizations such as the old yeti, Shurima, Targon, and almost every other place on runterra they have been living on the shadow Isles since it was the blessed Isles and they are capible to charm the damed with thier vast amount of magic, few poros have ever been killed but when they are they hold vast amount of magic. Their plan is to make runeterra theirs and to stop all violence using any means necessary, including violence, but only when told to, or when fought. They plan on charming humans to get things for them, eventually finding all runes and using Aurelian sol to close rifts along with distoying the watchers

    • @Zivlix
      @Zivlix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dziordan1 yea I made this after getting high

    • @pandorasactor2305
      @pandorasactor2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .........😐wow nc theory thou😅

  • @z-inkp6478
    @z-inkp6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I feel like necrit is emphasizing the fact that everything is cannon so riot will indirectly tell him they were exaggerating a tiny bit

  • @brothaonanadventure3573
    @brothaonanadventure3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Poros will be the key to saving Runeterra, calling it now.

  • @lorddarko6702
    @lorddarko6702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shows cat-mech, Immediately gets a cat food ad, perfect timing

  • @Ryleona_
    @Ryleona_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    My theory: Poros are immortal like Skarrl

    • @90kalos1
      @90kalos1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like this theory

    • @dukeg.rabbit368
      @dukeg.rabbit368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about the ghost poro rune?

    • @muhammedemirulcay4533
      @muhammedemirulcay4533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We know they are not invincible so are they just regenerate super quick ?but then why the mighty poro still wear a eyepatch.this doesnt make any sense

    • @josefplacek4200
      @josefplacek4200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@muhammedemirulcay4533 he can just wear it because he wants to... they seem to imitate everyone, so maybe he met someone with eyepatch and copied it

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mordekaiser poro

  • @lucianoformisano2274
    @lucianoformisano2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:32 my theory is that poros have some kind of protective magic. It´s not that they "charm" soldiers, it´s just a soft magic system that keeps them protected (kind of "liquid luck" from harry potter, where random unusual things happen so the character can move on, or in this case the poros can live)

  • @kybaliel
    @kybaliel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I wanna know more about "She who wanders" and those things that look like her

    • @barb1493
      @barb1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i think she wanders but I'm not quite sure yet

    • @barb1493
      @barb1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asz-themoonwalker2771 oh no

    • @bribenyt3027
      @bribenyt3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *smells like simp in here*

    • @kybaliel
      @kybaliel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bribenyt3027 bruh 😂

  • @makky223
    @makky223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    no one :
    me, an asian : omg he uploads at 1 am again

  • @demandro
    @demandro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You missed one important detail about Mighty Poro: He defended The Poro *KING* ! *KING* of Poros...
    *KING* !

  • @simaogomes3119
    @simaogomes3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    11:34 : "I just like to think that this Poro is about to die" wtf is wrong with you? D:

  • @phoenixjones2569
    @phoenixjones2569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Necrit: I can avoid losing too much of my sanity going over the league of legends lore
    SIXMOREVODKA: No

  • @FoolishSamuraiWarrior
    @FoolishSamuraiWarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    So is Poro King cannon?
    He was in the flavor text of mighty poro and now i am mighty confused.

    • @turbonito7730
      @turbonito7730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes he is but if it is the king from the game mode. We don't know

    • @Crabgar
      @Crabgar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@turbonito7730 he probably is the one from the game mode, just a big ol poro

  • @Sirhaian
    @Sirhaian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Wasn't there a story on Nexus about what would happen if you ate a Poro? 👀

    • @lelmeria
      @lelmeria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yes, yes there was and it was... wired :D Quote: "As you slip the squishy, pastel meat into your mouth, your mind floods with every imaginable color: magenta, indigo, seafoam, chartreuse! With each juicy gnash of your teeth, a different flavor overwhelms your palate: cotton candy, chokecherry, salted sea bass, toasted coconut! You swallow the tender morsel and your throat tickles as it slides down your gullet. You get the feeling like you have to sneeze, but can’t. As you pinch another bite from the plate, eager in anticipation of all the colors and flavors it will unlock, you feel a tiny itch ripple in your stomach. You can’t help but cough-a little at first, then A LOT. Sprays of fluff and fur erupt from your mouth like confetti. The itch in your stomach grows into a sharp, stabbing pain, like something tiny is trying to beat down the door of your innards with fists made of knives. Your guts swell and stretch as you cry out to your gods for mercy, for death, for anything that could bring an end to the blinding pain. Through your tears, you watch as two pointed horns rip through your skin’s membrane, thrashing and mighty like a bull through a matador’s cape. A basketball-shaped creature struts from your gaping stomach, slick and sticky with your blood, then plumes its fur in one swift PUFF. Blood splatters across your face. Your shaking eyes finally behold the creature in all its splendor-standing soft and sweet as a sunlit dandelion atop your retching, soon-to-be corpse. It unfurls its big pink tongue and licks your pallid cheek. That’s the last thing you see."

    • @Sirhaian
      @Sirhaian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lelmeria Aaaah yes, that's it!! I'm not crazy. :D

    • @helgenlane
      @helgenlane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Huh, I guess poros are just Guyvers(he could regenerate from a tiny peace of tissue).

    • @davidecarusone3333
      @davidecarusone3333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes but I don't know if Nexus is canon. I mean, they also said that Xayah can't lay eggs but Rule 34 disproved it

    • @jft0986
      @jft0986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidecarusone3333 Wonder if there's something to do with Vel'Koz? Or a part of Vel'Koz.

  • @SkeleGem
    @SkeleGem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Broke: The Secret Life of Pets
    Woke: The Hidden Lore of Poros

  • @JohanOnTheRadio
    @JohanOnTheRadio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poro : *jumping to the weapon handle*
    Mordekaiser : Adorableee *casually smack poro

  • @tobiramasenju3064
    @tobiramasenju3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Necrit, can you make legends of runeterra special interactions? Since skin spotlights won't do it, i've been waiting forever!

    • @tobiramasenju3064
      @tobiramasenju3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Priya Tailor really? Where is that stated?

    • @Sytis6
      @Sytis6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tobirama Senju i think disguisedtoast made one

    • @tobiramasenju3064
      @tobiramasenju3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sytis6 i'll go check it out

    • @tobiramasenju3064
      @tobiramasenju3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sytis6 i checked it, thank you dude, though he only made demacia and noxus.

    • @arturoflash
      @arturoflash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he stated in a twitter reply that's he's working on it. But there's a shit ton of cards and even more interactions

  • @nimrodfilms5104
    @nimrodfilms5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:58 "that's very selective of you, Deborah"

  • @bosssause788
    @bosssause788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like to think that Braum was a poro herder, prolonged exposure to the poros (plus the fur they might've given him) gave him special resistances to obtain the special door shield he uses.

  • @ohhilol...
    @ohhilol... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Battlecast vel'koz has an emote saying "Odd... Their intelligence drops in the presence of poros"

  • @dapug24
    @dapug24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Heart of fluff bottom left the happy poro is so freakin cute he ready to go to war

  • @hypergiantstar1834
    @hypergiantstar1834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m so excited that means “She who wonders” is canon, now I’m interested/waiting for more info or even an in-game addition that sheds more light on her.

  • @Zerosenpai25
    @Zerosenpai25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "we never saw a harmed poro before" -laughs in mordekaiser-

  • @darthlaser4597
    @darthlaser4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Necrit’s trying to explain how durable poros are with a bunch of theories. Completely forgetting about skaarl an immortal lizard

  • @jaxter6037
    @jaxter6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:37 The reason it's because they are cute, it's like killing a dog in a movie, you just don't do that

    • @bribenyt3027
      @bribenyt3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      dogs do die tho, why not poros?
      *aNd tHaTs JuSt a ThEoRy, a LoR ThEoRy*
      😱😱😱😱😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯🤯🤑💻✨😢😴🤔

  • @bencegergohocz5988
    @bencegergohocz5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Poro King exists:
    Necrit:
    A banner exists:
    Necrit: they might have a civilization!!!

  • @muhammedemirulcay4533
    @muhammedemirulcay4533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just like to think that this poro is about to die.
    Necrit , 2019
    How could you necrit

  • @user-ex9vk4ww1y
    @user-ex9vk4ww1y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Riot a few years ago: Lore? Lore doesn't matter. It is important that we release a lot of new champs and skins.
    Riot now: *creates a Poro lore*

  • @pokfen1812
    @pokfen1812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would rather say some Poros have traveled on some ships with Someone Notrelevant and somehow wandered to these places.

    • @fuyu_ta
      @fuyu_ta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ye

  • @mixmasterX28
    @mixmasterX28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Im pretty sure poro's are just copying what they see on battlefields here and there and the banner poro is carrying one because he saw a soldier do it!

  • @Night4fingers
    @Night4fingers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poros projecting an aura of adorable cuteness that nobody can bring themselves to harm. That WOULD make sense.

  • @axamukvar-choikohariicatho8980
    @axamukvar-choikohariicatho8980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "no poro harmed" Mordekaiser slapped that fluffy bastard

  • @skrivnigospod3296
    @skrivnigospod3296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We need a poro champion... Gonna beat ppl just by being cute.

    • @sabis6111
      @sabis6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Poro rider sejuani does that job pretty well.

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mordekaiser poro

  • @lolialf
    @lolialf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Poro's are gods in runeterra!
    we just confirmed it!

  • @georgesdragon8722
    @georgesdragon8722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know this is an older video, but there are some facts that I wanted to mention:
    First, there is some information in one of the "Ask Riot" articles, where someone asked how Poros taste. The article first described a tasty looking meal with a cooked Poro on it. The man ate the meal, while the narrator told the reader how it tasted. then there was a long, very detailed description of a feeling that comes from his stomach. Something bashes from the inside of the mans belly and finally a it bursts out of his chest. Drowning in his own blood, with a huge hole in his chest, the last thing he sees are cute little fluffy animals looking at him and licking his nose.
    If everything is canon, and I mean EVERYTHING, including this "Ask Riot" article, then we can count this information as valid.
    So in conclusion: Poro's are undying creatures (or creatures that can only die due to age), which will reproduce by splitting themselves like cells if they are big enough (feeding Porosnax to Poro's on the Howling Abyss) or if they get "wounded" badly. This would mean that it is pointless in "cutting them in half" because you would just make 2 smaller Poro and it is impossible for them to die through magic like the one from the shadowisles. Also, this would (besides their very thick fur) explain why they can survive in the Freljord.
    So, Poro's are basically the perfect being... and that is a fact

  • @seanokeefe9335
    @seanokeefe9335 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    you have no idea how long i have waited for this

  • @LIAuNXeNON
    @LIAuNXeNON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    personally i would like some lore on the new cards that were released with this set

  • @plodingz.mp4842
    @plodingz.mp4842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    New lore: All Poros invades all of valoran and conquer runeterra

    • @vaclavherout3614
      @vaclavherout3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Legends of runnetera->Legends of poros
      League of Legends->League of poros
      Write that down Riot, write that down!

  • @dakilla123
    @dakilla123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    well Mordy does have an emote with a porro, where he even admits that the porro is adorable, before swatting the porro away of course

  • @Stachelbeeerchen
    @Stachelbeeerchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We have never seen a hurt poro"
    Poroking: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @felcakes2153
    @felcakes2153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can almost taste the salt and sarcasm radiating from this video

  • @pickles4412
    @pickles4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need a poro champion

    • @vaclavherout3614
      @vaclavherout3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some parody on poro champion spotlight already exists

  • @seansher7
    @seansher7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They might be magic creatures that draw energy from innocence, love and dedication. The adoring fans of Daring Poro allows it to survive being shot from a cannon. Sinister Poro was a normal Poro when the "monks"(?) of the blessed isle went to the Frejord to retrieve a dangerous artifact. However a monk became obsessed with the cuteness of poros so he took one home to keep as a pet. But then the ruination corrupted the monk, and like how Kalista became obsessed with betrayal. The monk became obsessed with his Poro. This dedication gives the Sinister Poro energy, allowing him resist the mist. And that's what the ghost behind Sinister Poro is doing, trying to protect his obsession.
    And/or they are mainly just pets. Pets to the yetis and pets to humans. That's how they mainly survive. Like how certain breeds of dogs would not survive in the wild, like Pugs or wiener dogs. It's also the reason they are found everywhere, like cats and dogs.

  • @itamarbarkan8941
    @itamarbarkan8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    By far my favorite video yet

  • @zaahn2
    @zaahn2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In the "heart of the fluff" you can see poros being dropped from a bird. So I guess they can domesticate other beast too

  • @vukstanojevic6921
    @vukstanojevic6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All i need now is Ol'Longhorn as a champ in League

  • @angelinawang1951
    @angelinawang1951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poros are just cuter versions of tartagrades. Literally un-killable and un-harmable

  • @yagooatthegoat
    @yagooatthegoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rito: everything is canon but in context.
    Necrit: everything is canon.

  • @Nube_Morada
    @Nube_Morada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I got a question why dosen't Willump look like the other Yetis?

    • @sharky2404
      @sharky2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They look like old nunu

    • @Nube_Morada
      @Nube_Morada 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sharky2404 yeah i know that i suppose riot made Nunu more friendly looking but still these Yeti's don't have 4 arms and have a cartoon lion face 😅

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nube_Morada Willump is the yeti hun, Nunu's the human

    • @Nube_Morada
      @Nube_Morada 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myhlosic hly fk how did i forget omg thanks a lot of friends that i play with call Willump Nunu so i think i got it of them XD

    • @Nube_Morada
      @Nube_Morada 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Super Top Secret Area oh damn thx dude

  • @waperas4
    @waperas4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Necrit: "Poros survive by being adorable"
    Mordekaiser (joke): "How adorable... (smacks the shadow poro)"
    I think that there are exceptions from that charm hability of them, like in Mordekaiser case.

    • @ravenred6878
      @ravenred6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was already a ghostly poro.

  • @BlackDumble
    @BlackDumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you look at the background of the "Heart of the Fluff", you see a bird dropping poros. If they are able to somehow influence the wildlife and make birds carry them around, that would also help them survive in any climate. Also it's a nice trick in battle.

  • @graveslayer9666
    @graveslayer9666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Necrit: We never seen harmed poro.
    Mordekaiser:Am I a joke to you?

  • @kaelferreira4964
    @kaelferreira4964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can hear the triggering in his voice

  • @y.m.a7374
    @y.m.a7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    theory : when poro s get hurt or gets killed he turns into dust like monsters from undertale
    2nd theory: poro s has special magic around them that charms any1 so they dont get attacked
    3rd theory: poro doesnt get affected by demacian steel bc. they have diffrent type of magic

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2nd*
      3rd*
      Other than that these theories are pretty good!

    • @y.m.a7374
      @y.m.a7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myhlosic let me fix it

  • @Delta350
    @Delta350 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how he talks about never having seen a harmed poro or poros immune to death magic and poros defeating mordekaiser, when theres that one mordekaiser poro-thing where he YEETS a ghostly one

  • @viktorstrobovski8288
    @viktorstrobovski8288 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Necrit: There are no harmed Poros.
    Poro with an eye patch: AHEM....

  • @kar31000
    @kar31000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poro are the living physical form of the Witcher prove me worng

  • @Britonmarie
    @Britonmarie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the poro herder shears the porous fur in the spring and sells it as is or makes textiles from the fur to sell.

  • @antreascookies3200
    @antreascookies3200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Poro cards are kuriboh references from Yu-Gi-Oh
    Change my mind

  • @patedamande1842
    @patedamande1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everything you can make about LoR i want hear about it ! I just love those video !

  • @newtonmarques1271
    @newtonmarques1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine being so fucking cute you roam into a dark isle full of undead and instead of just keeling over you charm a random ghost into being your stand

  • @Joel-pc7zz
    @Joel-pc7zz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think Necrit is right when he says Poro's can sort of charm people to stop them from killing them, because of the quote at 8:55 when he says "a.. fuzzy sensation...?", I think it's his "fuzzy" magic at work!

  • @jervoise
    @jervoise 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i want to make a point. one of vel'koz's voice lines on ARAM is as follows "Odd. Their intelligence drops in the presence of poros"

  • @goldenspy2238
    @goldenspy2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you look closely, the noxian poro has bigger horns and the demacian one has probably none, maybe the horns are the magic "tanks" for poros

  • @claineplummer3421
    @claineplummer3421 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im interestwd in anything you are intereseted in telling. I will learn so much from you either way.
    Keep up the Awesome!!!

  • @CornOfTheBreads
    @CornOfTheBreads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mordekaiser's joke is literally him smacking away a ghost poro, so they clearly can be affected by death magic and the void.

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      OR it sadly passed of old age! No one would ever hurt a poro

  • @owenklijnsma
    @owenklijnsma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your videos, keep up the good work! ❤️

  • @bigboss8647
    @bigboss8647 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "How can they survive in Freljord"
    a 30/30 Fluft of poro with elusive, Overwhelm, and spellshield, that's how