One weird thing happened when I was on a boat. A pelican swooped down and swerved away from the boat at the last second. This is proof that pelicans are the bravest birds in the animal kingdom.
I just hydrated my entire family in the sink and they are so happy that they are having a dream and sleeping. It’s been an hour so they must be super hydrated
"Hi lads and lasses, modest pelican here, if you like this video, please convince Joe Biden to make the Pelican the national bird, as this would really help spread the good word of the channel."
I started watching you like 3-4 years back playing battlefield, and even though you don’t play it for youtube anymore, I still wish you the best of the best. Have a good one my man.
Hey papa pelican love the content. I named all of the kids in my basement modest pelican and then forced them to run for president, therefore spreading the good word of your channel
Malakas (Greek: μαλάκας [maˈlakas]) is a commonly used profane Greek slang word, with a variety of different meanings, but literally meaning "man who masturbates". While it is typically used as an insult, with its literal equivalent in English being "wanker", the meaning varies depending on the tone and context used. you are one one of us
my friend was dehydrated so I [verb which suggests i drowned him] and he likes it so much he wants to stay there forever! I turned an unfunny joke into a format I am truly a master of comedy
Ok I didn’t have children in the basement but after some disturbing luring tactics I’ve managed to get a few. They’re all subscribed to your channel as requested. Now what?
Intro idea: hi lads and lasses modest pelican here if you enjoy the video please build a pelican shaped aeroplane and crash it into your country tallest building as this really helps to spread the good word of this channel
I love how half of the coments on your vids are either about drowning people and how they were so happy they just sat there in the water or spreading the good word of modest pelican gaming, these vids and coments are the top tier content I subscribed for, keep up the great work!
I hydrated my brother until he stopped moving, then fed him to a pelican in front of 47 schoolchildren, as this helps spread the good word of papa pelicans channel
LMFAO.... I just have to say thanks a lot for all the laughs. You don't know how much you have helped me during a tough time in my life, I find myself cracking up laughing watching your videos.... so thanks again.
I drove a bus of kindergartners into a lake to make sure their hydrated, they haven’t come back up so they must be so hydrated to never need to come back up
@@owenharris9690 also *you're* twice If you're going to be a douche correcting mistakes, correct them all. Better yet, comment replies with actual substance or don't bother replying at all.
@@Y0PPS Fair enough, the only problem with this is the fact that the vast majority of comments on youtube are comments with no actual substance. Therefore, you feeling all high and mighty for telling me off when I correct somebody's grammar is simply a waste of time and energy on both of our parts. If I had wanted to be a douche about it I would have done more than simply correcting their grammar. Simply saying, "hey, you made a mistake" is not being a douche, saying, "hey, f*ck off for telling this person they made an error politely" is being a f*cking douche.
i was in class and my teacher wouldnt stop whinning about how we didnt do our work, she looked pretty dehydrated so i hydrated her in the water fountain, now shes sleeping in her chair and probably getting fired.
If you enjoyed this video, please walk into the retirement home and tell them "Sub to Modest Pelican Gaming or I will take your oxygen :)" as this really spreads the good word of my channel.
ubisoft in odyssey: lol no shields for a spartan, heres a katana and kunfu spear/staff ubisoft in valhalla: lol heres two shields or a claymore, but no one handed swords
I remember first watching modest wayyy back in the battlefield days and now he's nearly one million huge growth hella proud of you big man u must have a giant beak
I don’t have a basement, so I use an attic. The dumb kids try to jump from the window, but end up breaking their legs. Now they all have casts and can’t escape, and they are all watching every single one of your videos.
My brother wasn’t looking great so I gave him a water and gave him a two hour documentary on why we should worship Pelicans and he’s never been happier
This lad is my favourite TH-camr because if I’m ever sad I listened to this hilarious monotone Malaka making sure I stay sufficiently hydrated Srsly mate you get me through hard times and I appreciated so much thanks
My stepsis yelled that she was stuck in the washing machine so I took it into my own hands to push her all the way in, close the lid, and turn it on. She hasn't came out since so I would say she is sufficiently hydrated.
As soon as time travel is created, the first person on my hit list is John James Audubon. He shot pelicans and tons of other birds to paint them and trick people into believing he was an environmentalist, and he didn’t even stay sufficiently hydrated!
Fun fact, the screen tears are actually cause by a group of pelicans trying to reach the center of the screen but are never able to, and are most commonly found in the Series X for some reason.
The dream sequence is straight from what the Vikings actually believed after life was. Basically it was just like real life but you didn't die. They believed you still had eat,drink & do chores.
'If you enjoy this video, tell Thanos to kill half the life in the universe, but before he does, hydrate them and tell them to subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming, as this before death experience would really spread the good word of my channel.'
1:28 guy gets shot in the head with an arrow, and his friend just stands there and stares at his dead body......I see the AI hasn’t changed over the years
One weird thing happened when I was on a boat. A pelican swooped down and swerved away from the boat at the last second. This is proof that pelicans are the bravest birds in the animal kingdom.
science
@@ModestPelican no cap
@@ModestPelican nice
@@ModestPelican no cap
@@JIPOVN a great bird!
"Thots are temporary hydration is forever"
-Modest Pelican Art of gaming
I have never read such truth
I just hydrated my entire family in the sink and they are so happy that they are having a dream and sleeping. It’s been an hour so they must be super hydrated
dam you're a great family member
Ikr
Make sure you keep your self hydrated tho
@@ModestPelican love your vids man
Thumbs up you are a gentleman.
"Im so charred that I look like a character that hasnt been unlocked yet"
Lol
That Viking looking hydrated doe
HYDRATION 100
Really doe
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
Fr😳😳
@JustJack but is that Henry cavill in this game?
"Bear outfit is a bit to much"
John Marston: Hold my beer
XD
I can't wait to see what he never could have predicted.
lmao
@@ModestPelican no cap
@@qxotc you bot
Massively underrated comment.
@@acatandacat8044 tf who is alpharox
Its really weird how clothes make my personality I mean when I put on a trench coat I suddenly feel like selling drugs to kids
Same except i buy a white van with it to
If you're old enough the trench coat makes you want to put several rounds of ammo through a bunch of kids
Top tier profile pic mate 👌
“I usually just rub one out then cry myself to sleep.” Pain
I am in Spain but without the s.
Drink some water
@@danielcampbell1660 yeah stay hydrated
@@zachhirst2754 im in pain with extra pain
@@smxkestacks3664 I am in America except take all the letters out a write *p* *a I* *N*
7:52 Ah yes, it is definitely the Atlantic ocean, not the north sea of course.
"Hi lads and lasses, modest pelican here, if you like this video, please convince Joe Biden to make the Pelican the national bird, as this would really help spread the good word of the channel."
if Joe is a man of God he will do it
That will be a great intro
@@ModestPelican no cap
@@ModestPelican agreed
I love it
I love everything about modest pelican. He is a light in a dark world of horrible Internet personalities
Last time I came this early, my girlfriend broke up with me.
Lmao alright well played
last time i came this early it was while watching this guitar lesson, th-cam.com/video/CRfLpyYUgIM/w-d-xo.html
we all been there man
You've been having Pre-marital sex?! Or am I just over thinking it
@@Spencerinio5 what😭
I started watching you like 3-4 years back playing battlefield, and even though you don’t play it for youtube anymore, I still wish you the best of the best. Have a good one my man.
Hey papa pelican love the content. I named all of the kids in my basement modest pelican and then forced them to run for president, therefore spreading the good word of your channel
thanks mate this helps me out a great deal
@@ModestPelican no cap
@@qxotc you bot
water gods are impressed
5:38 killed me 😂 Didn't see that coming 😂
"Just like the clan would" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣... lmaoooo, bruh Papa Peli's jokes are undefeated
This was in my recommendation list and I am so glad it was. 3 minutes in and I am crying. Your commentary is hilarious
I feel like Peli should really just name all of his videos “I could never have predicted this...” from now on.
Malakas (Greek: μαλάκας [maˈlakas]) is a commonly used profane Greek slang word, with a variety of different meanings, but literally meaning "man who masturbates". While it is typically used as an insult, with its literal equivalent in English being "wanker", the meaning varies depending on the tone and context used.
you are one one of us
Just by listening to modest pelican’s voice you can tell he is hydrated
They say Peli is 50% water and 50% pelican
my friend was dehydrated so I [verb which suggests i drowned him] and he likes it so much he wants to stay there forever!
I turned an unfunny joke into a format I am truly a master of comedy
You're probably the type of person who laughs at spongebob text memes
@@AWP_Luka_H or the type of person who lost all his friends because he doesn't know how to have fun
My cat refuses to be hydrated so I think it’s time I put him down
“I usually just rubbed one out and cried myself to sleep”.
You are literally the funniest and most hydrated TH-camr I know. When your new videos come out i watch them a couple times.
Meh once is enough
*insert funny joke about staying hydrated*
hahaha ur so funny
You're not funny
@@camh1809 your not either
@@adamcreatz the thing is I didn't try to be funny. You are trying to be cool and edgy. Basically e-begging
What's the argument about?
Ok I didn’t have children in the basement but after some disturbing luring tactics I’ve managed to get a few. They’re all subscribed to your channel as requested. Now what?
Me- Having a bad day
Papa Peli- Hi lads and lasses
Me- *Happy Noises*
you legend mate
@@ModestPelican no cap
No matter how sad i feel and how bad things always seem but your jokes and videos genuinely make me happy and gives me smiles! Soo keep it up man!!
Congrats on the misfits management! Love those guys
thanks mate!
@@ModestPelican no cap
Misfits management, what??
"These guys are my soldiers, but it is what it is." 😂😂😂
Intro idea: hi lads and lasses modest pelican here if you enjoy the video please build a pelican shaped aeroplane and crash it into your country tallest building as this really helps to spread the good word of this channel
I love how half of the coments on your vids are either about drowning people and how they were so happy they just sat there in the water or spreading the good word of modest pelican gaming, these vids and coments are the top tier content I subscribed for, keep up the great work!
I hydrated my brother until he stopped moving, then fed him to a pelican in front of 47 schoolchildren, as this helps spread the good word of papa pelicans channel
LMFAO.... I just have to say thanks a lot for all the laughs. You don't know how much you have helped me during a tough time in my life, I find myself cracking up laughing watching your videos.... so thanks again.
Intro idea : become a taxi driver and when you pick someone up lock the car and don't let them out until they subscribe to me
I drove a bus of kindergartners into a lake to make sure their hydrated, they haven’t come back up so they must be so hydrated to never need to come back up
I hydrated my friend so much he turned into water.
Oh hell nah, he didn’t just say that Norway sucks... even the view is hydrating af!
When your singing sea shanties and notorious B.I.G sinks your ship cause your moving to fast 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
too
@@owenharris9690 also *you're* twice
If you're going to be a douche correcting mistakes, correct them all.
Better yet, comment replies with actual substance or don't bother replying at all.
@@Y0PPS Fair enough, the only problem with this is the fact that the vast majority of comments on youtube are comments with no actual substance. Therefore, you feeling all high and mighty for telling me off when I correct somebody's grammar is simply a waste of time and energy on both of our parts. If I had wanted to be a douche about it I would have done more than simply correcting their grammar. Simply saying, "hey, you made a mistake" is not being a douche, saying, "hey, f*ck off for telling this person they made an error politely" is being a f*cking douche.
@@owenharris9690 again, correct all, or nothing. That was the initial point of my response 👍🏼
@@Y0PPS I will agree to that.
5:39 "I'm so charred I look like a character that hasn't been unlocked" 😂.. Legendary
90% hydration jokes 10% intro suggestions. 100% straight
i was in class and my teacher wouldnt stop whinning about how we didnt do our work, she looked pretty dehydrated so i hydrated her in the water fountain, now shes sleeping in her chair and probably getting fired.
"Rub one out and cry myself to sleep" I felt that...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Loved this game, the whole viking lifestyle is so cool, it looks amazing and the combat and weapons are so fun
You have no idea how badly I want to watch this video but I'm getting it in a couple days so added to watch later this one is.
If you enjoyed this video, please walk into the retirement home and tell them "Sub to Modest Pelican Gaming or I will take your oxygen :)" as this really spreads the good word of my channel.
bro you found a dive spot they didnt think about, i love you for that
Assassin's Creed games really are just relatively standard RPGs at this point, huh?
i mean its atleast more fun than fallout 4.....tbh what isnt a standard rpg these days....its a standard rpg with a pretty decent story
@@Lord_ofcinder Was Fallout 4 boring? Damn...
At least Valhalla doesn't have a million endings unlike Odyssey lol. Seems fairly linear in it's storyline with the illusion of choice.
I am so hydrated I drink 100 bottles of water a day and still haven't drowned
When’s Microsoft gonna make a pelican simulator or call of pelicans.💧💦
I love that! "either the was a 25 people walking in the same direction or the was one guy with 25 legs" idk why this got me so much lmao
Kk, I’ll tell the children in my basement to subscribe.
Ill subsribe but when will you feed us
You haven't fed us in weeks
When will you next give us our monthly male out sesh
Yeah I’m hungry
Also i need water not urine
I believe it is Ghandi who once said, if you are willing to teabag, you must be willing to be teabagged.
Pissed off about the game that you can’t have a one handed sword
That subway joke made me spit out my water.
Nord Vikings on a sail boat schanting "Big Booty H03s" song and B.I.G Tunes is a mood.
holy shit the commentary in this video is off chops peli, love your work ser thx
I love how hydrated his character is
I hydrated my brother with my bath i mean he hasn't woken up yet but oh well at least he is hydrated
As a Swede. This game is 100% accurately portraying the hydratedness of the vikings
ubisoft in odyssey: lol no shields for a spartan, heres a katana and kunfu spear/staff
ubisoft in valhalla: lol heres two shields or a claymore, but no one handed swords
nice little anecdote about the helmet, nice personal touch
Instant manhood after watching your whole village die lmaoo
I remember first watching modest wayyy back in the battlefield days and now he's nearly one million huge growth hella proud of you big man u must have a giant beak
"Please go to a water park, and shut off all attractions until everyone is subscribed to me. "
I dont have children in my basement. I have them in the well in my basement staying hydrated.
I don’t have a basement, so I use an attic. The dumb kids try to jump from the window, but end up breaking their legs. Now they all have casts and can’t escape, and they are all watching every single one of your videos.
(Someone) wasn’t hydrated so I hydrated(drowned) them. Comedy gold.
Lol did you notice you catch on fire if you stand in the campfire, but realistically just the foot 🤣
The real story of ragnarok: the gods didn’t stay hydrated
This man is is the greatest narrator ever keep up the good work
That was a pretty good "hi lads and lasses" today peli. Solid 2 choccy milk out of water.
My brother wasn’t looking great so I gave him a water and gave him a two hour documentary on why we should worship Pelicans and he’s never been happier
Assassins creed Valhalla: the game that picks up where Atreus left off and gives you a rough glimpse of where he's at in the future😂
7:46 you broke my Norwegian heart😢
This lad is my favourite TH-camr because if I’m ever sad I listened to this hilarious monotone Malaka making sure I stay sufficiently hydrated
Srsly mate you get me through hard times and I appreciated so much thanks
Cmon guys let’s get daddy peli to 1 mil he’s so close and he keeps us hydrated all day
"Either 12 men walked up this hill or 1 man with 24 legs" most logical thing I have heard in weeks. I need to go hydrate
My stepsis yelled that she was stuck in the washing machine so I took it into my own hands to push her all the way in, close the lid, and turn it on. She hasn't came out since so I would say she is sufficiently hydrated.
As soon as time travel is created, the first person on my hit list is John James Audubon. He shot pelicans and tons of other birds to paint them and trick people into believing he was an environmentalist, and he didn’t even stay sufficiently hydrated!
Honestly
Thank you for hydrating us during this lockdown mate
I've always had a bad thing with pelicans. Always messed with my boat and kidnapped my siblings. But life is life.
Your close to 1 million bro I'm glad I was here to watch the journey
Fun fact, the screen tears are actually cause by a group of pelicans trying to reach the center of the screen but are never able to, and are most commonly found in the Series X for some reason.
Can't believe he didn't mentioned that Aquaman is the king of Norway and reminds us to hydrate ourselves. Misopportunity.
Dude you crack me up with your Red dead stuff as well.
I too rub one out while wearing a viking helmet and then cry myself to sleep...
bro the facial animations and graphics looks dope and far better than i imagined
That Notorious B.I.G. reference was m o i s t .
The dream sequence is straight from what the Vikings actually believed after life was.
Basically it was just like real life but you didn't die. They believed you still had eat,drink & do chores.
3:48 epic rap bro
'If you enjoy this video, tell Thanos to kill half the life in the universe, but before he does, hydrate them and tell them to subscribe to Modest Pelican Gaming, as this before death experience would really spread the good word of my channel.'
I only discovered Modest Pelican about a week ago. Love it!
Found this guy today,, I’ve been laughing all day 😂😂
Just finished hydrating the kids at my terrace thanks for uploading at the best time
0:58 That might be the most relatable thing ever said on the internet.
1:28 guy gets shot in the head with an arrow, and his friend just stands there and stares at his dead body......I see the AI hasn’t changed over the years
Modest pelican is one of the best moments of my week.
I don’t know why but every time I hear the introduction noise I get Dave and busters/arcade vibes.
That Viking and pelican been hydrated