Why only a small weapon though? America like everything to be big. To show how big their ego is. Guess they show how big their penis is with a small weapon. ;D
"Because the original version was chambered in 20mm cannon rounds to be mounted on aircraft for taking out ground and air targets. The 'Minigun' is called that because it was scaled down to fire a .30 caliber bullet: the 7.62x51 or 7.62 NATO. This way, ammunution was cheaper ad it could be used against soft targets. It also didn't recoil as much as the 20mm version. That way, it could be mounted on transport helicopters without knocking them over mid flight. They were first used in combat mounted on Spec-ops Hueys (light transport helicopters) in Vietnam and were very effective in that role. They fired the same round as the standard issue battle rifles of their time (the M14, G3 and FAL to name a few)." - Patchouli, probably
There are a couple of people in the human village who are making guns. Because the weapons humans use in Gensoukyo are only as effective as the believe them to be, they're not inherently more dangerous than a crossbow or a dartgun. That said, the humans are getting pretty confident in their firearms...
Gensokyo political facts: -the reason why Yukari is primarily purple is because she supports both the red and blue parties. She wants to close the wealth GAP, making her blue, but also wants a BORDER that the Mikos will pay for, making that blue turn purple. -Clownpiss, the representative of the Liberal Party, was born on April 20, 1969, in Detroit. -Futa, the representative of the Conservative Party, loves the Denver Broncos as they won Super Bowl 50 on her master's birthday (Super Bowl 50 being on the same date as Toyo's birthday is actually a true fact). -Yuuka, despite selling marijuana illegally, hires fairies to lobby congress to make drug laws stricter. She says she does this to prevent competition. -Ibaraki's missing hand is actually being used as the invisible hand in the market. -Ran works as a news anchor for Fox News, while Cirno herself is a reporter for Cirno News Network. -Hijiri Byakuran is a professor Human Guilt & Youkai Oppression Studies, where she teaches her students about Youkai fluidity and how all the Kappas get all the STEM jobs because they are privileged. -The Fortune Teller, and the 35th president of the USG, was actually assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. But intentionally, the people blamed Reimu for killing him. -Everything besides the Super Bowl being on Toyo's birthday was actually true. -You wasted precious time reading this stupid comment.
I would even take Konami over Microsoft for Touhou rights, as we could at least get cool shit with the SDM in Castlevania, or the cast in Yu-Gi-Oh. Edit: Tjis aged very extremly terribly, I take it all back.
Its funny because Kanako looks like some popular saint very popular amongst poor people (and robbers). Actually 2 saints if we count "la Morenita". Suwako looks like a 50-year old southern grandma.
6:32 I love how Seija is upside-down compared to everyone else just because it’s Seija lol The amount of details Ciryes put in their videos is insane XD
I barely understand Touhou but I understand America pretty well so this makes enough sense to me Edit: 3 months later, I understand Touhou more and America less, so overall this video still makes the same amount of sense to me
An excellent commentary on the modern western world, topped off with superb video editing and superior art work the likes people of our world aren't ready to bare witness to.
I kept going "Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no..." Through the entire video. The sad thing is, it's all true. Clownpiece, sadly, is so devoted to stupidity that she just wanders around zapping people while wearing basically just body paint that's patterned and colored to make her body look like the American flag. **sigh** This is all accurate with a fairly large amount of people in the U.S., too. ...BUT WHY'D MY HEAD HAVE TO BE SMASHED IN WITH A CEILING, MARISA!? USUALLY, YOU COME IN THROUGH A WINDOW OR FROM THE FRONT DOOR AFTER THREATENING TO "MASTER SPARK" MEILING!! T⌓T
I mean, man, Clownpiss really does bring some breeze of fresh air to all those ,,America freedom funneh" memes that had been dead for years, and somehow makes them funny again.
"Take this small loan of a million dollars." "The fuck is a dollar" "You can buy GUNS with it!" "The fuck is a gun?" Sorry now I can't unhear Reimu voiced by Raiden.
Basic Summary: Clownpiss Trump Liberates the Fuck out of everyone by Nuking Gensokyo Almost Everyone Dies Utsuro is Immune to Nukes so she survived Ghosts are immune so Yuyuko survived but Youmu got SERIOUSLY injured Clownpiss Trump forgot to nuke the Sanzu river so Shinki and Komachi survived Mokou and Kaguya are immortal so they survived, they are still SERIOUSLY injured though Reimu Clinton fazed out of reality to go to the real world to buy guns so she survived Reimu Clinton ended Clownpiss Trump's kill streak Shinki immendiantly votes automatic hell for Clownpiss Trump Reimu Clinton got elected president
The reason why Clownpiece is wearing an American flag outfit is because an American flag was stuck in the moon and she saw it. Clownpiece appears in a work that is closely associated with the moon, called Touhou kanjuden ~ Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
I feel sorry for Kaguya and Mokou. Their immortality means that they would die from the blast, only to revive and repeatedly perish from the radiation poisoning, over and over, for as long as it lingers or until they develop some immunity. It's probably agonizing if you think about it.
+Matthew Bloom Imagine them coming back each time ever so slightly mutated, until they are unconditionally immortal unrecognizable irradiated monsters.
I don't need a US history class when I have this
+MrGamer9941 and that sir is why America is fucked.
holy fuck lol
You don't need any history class when you're 'MURICAN all the history you need is freedom killed the evil commies and or terrorists.
Me too
No for me :(
Of course it's a small weapon, Patchuli. If it isn't, why would they call it a minigun, huh?
holy sHIT
Pootis
Why only a small weapon though? America like everything to be big. To show how big their ego is.
Guess they show how big their penis is with a small weapon. ;D
"Because the original version was chambered in 20mm cannon rounds to be mounted on aircraft for taking out ground and air targets. The 'Minigun' is called that because it was scaled down to fire a .30 caliber bullet: the 7.62x51 or 7.62 NATO. This way, ammunution was cheaper ad it could be used against soft targets. It also didn't recoil as much as the 20mm version. That way, it could be mounted on transport helicopters without knocking them over mid flight. They were first used in combat mounted on Spec-ops Hueys (light transport helicopters) in Vietnam and were very effective in that role. They fired the same round as the standard issue battle rifles of their time (the M14, G3 and FAL to name a few)."
- Patchouli, probably
Hong Meiling oh hey i found you somewhere in touhou
For some reason Utsusho being totally okay with all the nuking made me laugh the hardest
lol
Same lel
well she does have the power of nuclear fusion-
utsusho
lol
- Okuu amongst the nuclear annihilation
I am legally obligated to revisit this video every 4th of July
Same
same
Have you watched it again?
*ahem* well, well, well.
Doing it now
So Clownpiece is an 11-year-old mix of Donald Trump and McCarthy. This sounds incredibly accurate.
Also Yukari's troll face is byotiful.
+WishMakers Essentially!
@@Ciryes Oh dear god, no... this is bad... very, very bad....
@@Ciryes xD i was just speaking the lyrics in polish for no reason
can i make a fandub?
Gensokyo: Got nuked 8 times
If Gensokyo is in Japan, does that mean america nuked Japan 10 times?
Yes............. god bless America......
Well Utsuho looks happy
No problem , Gensokyo already get Okuued
Nothing change apparenly
Reimu actually does know what a gun is, she recognizes the sound of a gunshot in Wild and Horned Hermit.
guns existed before the creation of the great hakurei barrier
God and Reimu wasn’t around during the creation of the Hakurei Barrier.
There are a couple of people in the human village who are making guns.
Because the weapons humans use in Gensoukyo are only as effective as the believe them to be, they're not inherently more dangerous than a crossbow or a dartgun.
That said, the humans are getting pretty confident in their firearms...
@@awkwardcultism Yeah, totally, fucking joshikouseis and their 3d printers.
@@awkwardcultism So if someone believed their weapon to be powerful against youkai, it would work against them?
THE FACES.
I LITERALLY CAN'T.
when I said don't let your dreams be dreams I didn't mean this
OK , Doremy said it was OK to cause DDC all over again so..
+Doremy Sweet Sometimes I dream about Ciryes making a video about Sagume saying shit.
+Bravigaufre and gets her high to say some shit that destroys the universe
Yukari - Sama
Or make bullshit happen, not necessarily destroy the universe.
+Bravigaufre
Pfft.
Sagume said, "Shit"
Now world is shit. Both meanings.
got 'em
Fanon Clownpiece: AMERICAAAA! FACK YAH!
Canon Clownpiece: Apollo.
Gensokyo political facts:
-the reason why Yukari is primarily purple is because she supports both the red and blue parties. She wants to close the wealth GAP, making her blue, but also wants a BORDER that the Mikos will pay for, making that blue turn purple.
-Clownpiss, the representative of the Liberal Party, was born on April 20, 1969, in Detroit.
-Futa, the representative of the Conservative Party, loves the Denver Broncos as they won Super Bowl 50 on her master's birthday (Super Bowl 50 being on the same date as Toyo's birthday is actually a true fact).
-Yuuka, despite selling marijuana illegally, hires fairies to lobby congress to make drug laws stricter. She says she does this to prevent competition.
-Ibaraki's missing hand is actually being used as the invisible hand in the market.
-Ran works as a news anchor for Fox News, while Cirno herself is a reporter for Cirno News Network.
-Hijiri Byakuran is a professor Human Guilt & Youkai Oppression Studies, where she teaches her students about Youkai fluidity and how all the Kappas get all the STEM jobs because they are privileged.
-The Fortune Teller, and the 35th president of the USG, was actually assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald. But intentionally, the people blamed Reimu for killing him.
-Everything besides the Super Bowl being on Toyo's birthday was actually true.
-You wasted precious time reading this stupid comment.
Futa? Like Futanari?
Oh, you mean Futo. Ok...
+The Terrible Bullet Dodger Futonari
Kyle Dean Stole the Precious Time
100% true, Illuminati confirmed
Kyle Dean *Gunsokyo
the day Zun sells the rights of Touhou to Microsoft
Karma Spy Will be the day I finally visit Gensokyo for real.
I would even take Konami over Microsoft for Touhou rights, as we could at least get cool shit with the SDM in Castlevania, or the cast in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Edit: Tjis aged very extremly terribly, I take it all back.
it will never happen, he cares about his franchise
ZUN wouldn't do that. Only he would know how to make a good Touhou game
The day when reimu will get 1 million dollars debt and paying it with works as armpit mcdonald worker
Yukari should have built a giant wall.
The GENSOKYO WALL !
That separates us from the Mikos.
Alinol Kreany That would be an awful idea if you think about it. Especially if by "us" you mean the Human Village.
Literally called the Hakurei Great Barrier
@@irithylloldman6526 And the Youkai will pay for it.
Also, from now on, i'm calling mokou the "Overly spicy chicken nugget." Never laughed so hard at a nickname.
Mark Super Tu peux faire Touhou 15 en presque-60 secondes ?
...Bonjour ? je ne m'attendais pas à avoir un message de ce genre la sur un commentaire. =o
Mark Super Je rigole hein, juste que j'avais trouvé ces vidéos vachement drôle .
OH des français ! Et oui j'adore tes vidéos mark :)
Patchouli's mad face. So priceless.
+Atsushi Kakeru
Same for Yukari's troll face.
+Bravigaufre I know, right? (for yukari's troll face's sake)
>Hyperamerican Character
>>Says defence like a Brit
/ded
Well, you cant expect Ciryes to use proper spelling
i was today years old when i realised the spellings were different
i never even knew americans spelled it wrong in the first place lol
antsolja “wrong” hm ok
@@despressso yes
"shut ur god damn mouth el chapo" at 2:52 is priceless
same with Utsuho at 6:25
I died at the el chapo one
Its funny because Kanako looks like some popular saint very popular amongst poor people (and robbers). Actually 2 saints if we count "la Morenita".
Suwako looks like a 50-year old southern grandma.
U called? :]
5:18 YUkari did you really just use a gap TO GET OUT OF A GAP?!
Wtf
I mean, a border has a border
@Koishi Komeiji this is *border* ing me a lot
That fucking Okuu at 6:25 caught me off guard so hard.
everyone's like 'fuck'
And she is just 'lol'
Because science never die.....
why is she doesnt died when everyone does?
+Lazy Ketchup Okuu is a legit nuke
Reimu: wats a gun
Me: rEIMU, DONT YA REMEMBER WAT WAS REISEN USING IN LOLK?
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD!
Ciryes, you are a genius.
6:32 I love how Seija is upside-down compared to everyone else just because it’s Seija lol
The amount of details Ciryes put in their videos is insane XD
Tewi: Am I a joke to you?
@LeafyLeaf! Ngl I didn't even notice Tewi lol. Personally, I think she was upside-down cause of the power of the explosion.
and this is the last shitpost Ciryes made
this is the greatest thing ive ever seen in my life
it was super funny XD
Devon Written it was more than that
+KoopaFam21 XD ikr
*****
*_I cAn MaKe YoU FeEl GoOd ToO_*
Eagle say "Why"
Hm. Is nobody gonna talk about the Freedom Beam...... more specifically where it is coming out of........ No? Ok.
its comming out from...FREEDOM!!!
SXC-150
She going to use that FREEDOM to make the eagle "feel good"
@@RexWort oof
I LOVE DA FREEDOM!
suddenly...
Corona virus has enter the room
The bloody faces killed me here XD
Even after 4 years, this video is still legendary!
My favorite part is 3:48
Aya has le big sad
Ikr, Ciryes was a pro of genuine humor and shitposting
But nowadays he is posting music like Phoenix kappashiro :(
2:09 this aged like fine wine
0:25 fun fact: Touhou was created at 1994
6*
I watch this every fourth of July
I barely understand Touhou but I understand America pretty well so this makes enough sense to me
Edit: 3 months later, I understand Touhou more and America less, so overall this video still makes the same amount of sense to me
How the turns have tabled.
An excellent commentary on the modern western world, topped off with superb video editing and superior art work the likes people of our world aren't ready to bare witness to.
American Loli wins the day again.
Goldeneye
OH
HELLO
The Terrible Bullet Dodger HI
Goldeneye
yo
+The Terrible Bullet Dodger k
Goldeneye
ayy lmao
4:25 Where the fuk did that beam come from 💀
How is this so accurate?
I just love Okuu standing there while everything is nuke X3
and thats why moriya shrine is down
When the whole Manhattan project stuff came in I literally fell off my chair laughing
Thank you so much
Wait, how did they manage to get a plane underground?
Because FREEDOM.
BGM: The Dark Blowhole (Ear Rape)
Everyone knows that there is no common sense in Gensokyo!
@@mrbabbles5989 As well as no busses!
Answer, I’m the doctor,just accept it
Well, after 3 years, it seems it’s a tradition for me to return on 4th of July.
My heart and actions are utterly unclouded, they are all those in the heart of justice.
(C) Clownpiss
I kept going "Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no..." Through the entire video. The sad thing is, it's all true. Clownpiece, sadly, is so devoted to stupidity that she just wanders around zapping people while wearing basically just body paint that's patterned and colored to make her body look like the American flag. **sigh** This is all accurate with a fairly large amount of people in the U.S., too.
...BUT WHY'D MY HEAD HAVE TO BE SMASHED IN WITH A CEILING, MARISA!? USUALLY, YOU COME IN THROUGH A WINDOW OR FROM THE FRONT DOOR AFTER THREATENING TO "MASTER SPARK" MEILING!!
T⌓T
5:25
That Yukari face.... I'm dying..
I'm voting Clownpiss this year.
She's representing the 'MURICA Party.
(Also welcome back Ciryes)
3:58
I can't believe Ciryes predicted Touhou 17
Still the best Touhou video I've ever seen
5:39 Priceless Yukari Troll Face.
Shouldn't Mokou survive the blast?
oh yeah...
Only nuclear birds can survive the FREEDOM nuke
Utsusho was grossly incandescent in the moment manhattan project started.
She's immortal but doesn't mean she can't die or feel pain. She'll be an overcooked spicy chicken nugget , but will regenerate in a while.
Yeah actually she's resistant against fire.
Except in ULiL.
You came back!! I was surprised when i have the chance to see this video again in my liked videos
ZUN bless.
spookwagen
is that u?
+The Terrible Bullet Dodger yo
+Spookwagen pls tell me of another tale about your universal size donger
+Nifty Block
Isn't that what TheSpyCrap does?
eh, they're both the same class : gigantic donger
This aged really well.
It's that time of year again
I fucking died at "Manhattan project" xD
Have i seen that map in tf2
A lot of people died at that part
Mandatory viewing on the 4th of July
I mean, man, Clownpiss really does bring some breeze of fresh air to all those ,,America freedom funneh" memes that had been dead for years, and somehow makes them funny again.
0:32 And this is the story of how... TouHou 18 came into being. lol
I watch this every Independence Day now
this video is most fitting today
MAKE GENSOKYO GREAT AGAIN
#Clownpiss2016
0:53 Touhou Luna Nights in a nutshell
in summary clownpiss is dolan rump
+The Reversed Wheel of Fortune Flip
+The Reversed Wheel of Fortune dolans rump
LordIncompetent
pmur snalod
loan sign: "a million dollars"
"Take this small loan of a million dollars."
"The fuck is a dollar"
"You can buy GUNS with it!"
"The fuck is a gun?"
Sorry now I can't unhear Reimu voiced by Raiden.
Ur just mentioning Max0r's video
AM I FUCKING DREAMING OR CIRYEE UPLOADED HIS MEME BCK. FUCK YEAHHHH
3:50
There's an actual hentai manga where Kasen gets screwed by her eagles.
It isn't even surprising
You never fucking know with hentai tbh
WHERE
YukARI, NO
Yukari - Sama Idk. Look it up.
it's 2024, time to make this meme relevant again
2016 was a strange time.
*No Gensokian were harmed during this Democracy giveaway*
2:03 I thought this was a fake video but the moon really sealed the deal cause everyone knows the moon isn't real
6:17 Even in death, AMURICAH !
This video commited warcrime in the middle east
4:11 no you're wrong Clownpiss. Philippines is the one who own eagles..
Who else upvoted Ciryes's post about the video uploading annoncement before coming here ?
shut hte fuck
Dude, I saw that post before ANYBODY else did.
Byakuren face make laugh so hard 😂
This is the canon ending to the Ciryes connected universe of media
This is my favorite video on the internet
Welcome
Great Ciryes
God, I missed this video.
Happy Cirno Day!!
Fahad Mahmood eeeeyy
i loved the part where clownpiss said its oppenheimin' time and oppenheimered all over gensokyo
Basic Summary:
Clownpiss Trump Liberates the Fuck out of everyone by Nuking Gensokyo
Almost Everyone Dies
Utsuro is Immune to Nukes so she survived
Ghosts are immune so Yuyuko survived but Youmu got SERIOUSLY injured
Clownpiss Trump forgot to nuke the Sanzu river so Shinki and Komachi survived
Mokou and Kaguya are immortal so they survived, they are still SERIOUSLY injured though
Reimu Clinton fazed out of reality to go to the real world to buy guns so she survived
Reimu Clinton ended Clownpiss Trump's kill streak
Shinki immendiantly votes automatic hell for Clownpiss Trump
Reimu Clinton got elected president
But Clownpiece came from hell, and she works for the Goddess of hell, Hecatia.. Which is Shiki's boss
Yukari - Sama Fuck I forgot nevermind XD sorry i'm new to Lolk.
its fine :d
***** Yesh yesh~ ❤
Tewi wasn't there when Eientei was bombed so she survived. Sumireko was in the outside world so she survived.
Everybody jokes about Clownpiece being like this, but I'm pretty sure she'd be more like "what the f*** is an America"
6:25
Lol im diead
my lord and savior ciryes i'm here to summon you give us a sign
Eιкι Sнιкι, Yaмaхanadυ just like me inside
$
yes
3:05
That's some great wallpaper material there
You mean 3:07 ?
Ur to late, i already made it my wallpaper!
I like how Utsuho is completely unaffected by the nuke xD
It's that time of year again...
you can't hide YO MASTERPIECE
happy clownpiece
The reason why Clownpiece is wearing an American flag outfit is because an American flag was stuck in the moon and she saw it. Clownpiece appears in a work that is closely associated with the moon, called Touhou kanjuden ~ Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
This has to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile
Clownpiece: Who are you?
Yuuma: I am you but historically accurate
jokes on Clownpiss, planes don't exist in Gensoko
jokes on you, gensoupcock doesn't exist
then who is zun
finalformsonic I think you misspelled sun
Ah yeah Showmeyourmoves i spelled conspiracy correctly
They sure as hell do now.
I miss watching funni Touhou... and the algorithm answered my call
I feel sorry for Kaguya and Mokou.
Their immortality means that they would die from the blast, only to revive and repeatedly perish from the radiation poisoning, over and over, for as long as it lingers or until they develop some immunity.
It's probably agonizing if you think about it.
+Matthew Bloom Imagine them coming back each time ever so slightly mutated, until they are unconditionally immortal unrecognizable irradiated monsters.
Le quedó como anillo al dedo para Estados Unidos
Here’s some million dollars
“What’s a dollar?”
Here’s a gun
...
*excuse me lad what the absolute heck is a gun?*
After all these years, I've finallly found it. THE SOURCE OF ALL AUTISM!
This is a certified hood classic
Oh man, those faces are brilliant.
IT’S BACK HOLY SHIT :O
THANKS CIRYES!!!!